In deez streetz we respek da sneakz. Whachu reppin, yo?>captcha DK2KKK>>205902639
>>205904268
heading to singapore this weekend.How do I convince my gf to leave me alone for a few hours while I go to the red light district?What type of girls would you guys fuck?1. Malay2. Indonesian3. Chinese4. Thai
>>205904316Created a not dogshit thread, I'll let yall decide if you want to migrate
>asian womenyah no thanks
>>205904323i'm tempted to just because this spastic linked early
>>205904323I'll be there
>>205904268>today marks the 2 year anniversary of when I stopped posting on /pol/>my life has unironically improved
this is the racist thread
>>205904359>>205904272
He so down for the hood that he ignorin me?
>>205904323Splitting over autism is feminine fuck you.
Fuck Trudeau
>>205904495When the fuck do you guys get an election? Hasn't he been emperor for like 15 years?
>>205904507Anytime between the end of Jan and Oct 20, 2025 the election will be called. Depending on what happens.
>>205904507the minute they slap his ass with no confidence after christmas
>>205904530>January and OCTOBERWhat the fuck? How do elections work there? No term limits?
>>205904551There's no term limits, there's just set scheduled elections. But if it's a minority government, then the other parties can team up and call an election early.It all depends on when they can all agree to do it, since the NDP are fags who want the credit.
>>205904539won’t jagmeat sabotage it
>>205904572>There's no term limitsso you guys are basically ruled by our congress and pelosi. wow..question, ive seen multiple videos of people telling that one kike finance minister and trudeau they should be hanged or otherwise using that speech. trudeau has waded through crowds of people yelling at him before. why hasnt anyone simply shot him?
>>205904574that guy is fucking hated so i don't see why he wouldn't
>>205904598Because Canadians aren't that violent. It's not part of our culture.
>jagshit
>>205904620Well why don't you make it part of your culture? Jeets have cardboard for bones and your politicians walk around in public.
>why hasnt anyone simply shot him?
>>205904643Our country wasn't founded on revolution. Sorry.
>>205904641kek
>>205904660>please sir do not redeem my visa>>205904661well it looks like it's going to fall to an invasion
Fucking poos fuck off from our hat
i have diarrhea
>>205904268Kek
>>205904318neither except maybe chinese
>>205904789Could be mixed chinese. Typically asian men don’t go for brown. Right now erring on a slim northern chinese baddy or korean if I find a brothel that specializes in them:
>>205904875I assume you're brown
I can't fucking stand Cubans holy shit
women are very very stupid
Goat of the /cum/gen
>>205905031how powerful is the dorrar in nippon?
>>205905056Idk we use Japanese yen here
>>205905092isn't 100k like 100m there
>>205904900I am but i get confused for southern chinese all the time.That how i entered some places I shouldn’t have gotten into.
>>205904683>well it looks like it's going to fall to an invasionIf the Conservatives aren't a bunch of liars, then it's less than you think. Pierre's already started saying that he's going to stop the jeets from abusing the asylum system. He's openly talking about how 4.9 million people have to leave next year.Now, he might be super cucked and not actually fix anything. But we for sure know that the Liberals and NDP aren't going to do it at all. The Conservatives are the only chance.
>>205905285theres a china general somewhere for you
>>205905286There's WAY more than 4.9M
>>205905435I said that there's 4.9 million that have to leave next year. That has nothing to do with the amount that have to leave now.
I hope Trump puts the 25% tariff on Trudeau and buck breaks him into getting a non-confidence vote
*accidentally breeds you*
>>205905714Rape
>>205905764literally asking for it
>>205905799No u
I wish they made post war housing again
>>205906194wheres the road
I wanna go back to the 90s
>blonde, blue eyed white guy dating asian girl>everything is going fine>meet my cousins 2 year old son for the first time>cutest kid in the world, looks just like me when i was a kid>realize my kids wont look like me>suddenly, unexpectedly heartbrokenwtf, im not even a /pol/ type or anything and i dont see why i should care. but I care.
I think the majority of humanity has come to the conclusion that there's no actual reason to wake up or care about anything anymore. But I don't expect a big super war or some stunning revelation, hell I don't think even Project Blue Beam will make anyone actually care. They'll treat it like what it is, a TV show, but otherwise, basically everybody is tired of consciousness. I am despondent.
>>205906894I care too.
My dick hurts.
christmas makes me anxious
My bussy hurts
>>205908358>>205907983Why did you do it?
What am I supposed to do all day
>>205908455Nothing, for 60 more years
>>205908455Wait to die
My penis might eat me and takeover my body
MY PENIS HAS DECIDED TO EAT MY ASS
It hungers, for porn
holy shit lads
I'm a busy beaver
3 threads just to wind up back here because a brown hated the OP, huh
>>205904328this
>>205908741Refusing to post in /cum/ because of the op is bitchass behavior tbqh.
>>205908792THREE THREADS PLUS A /BRIT/ FRAUD THREAD BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT. Fuck brits. I know they had a hand in this.
im cumming
>>205904268I kekd
reminder that a negro splintered us
Me trying to sleep
>>205909040its 630, dude
This city never sleeps
I can't get hard.
>>205909064It's 330 am
>>205909168It's 6:30 in America, not Commiefornication.
so confused rn
this is cum
I can't believe that one angry faggot killed the entire general over this thread by splintering then gave up when his thread got ignored and went to "brit cum"
>>205909196California is a nice place
>>205909540You can't lie to me like that.
I'm vibing
I finally ejaculated after two hours masturbating on drugs
Sometimes I'll get a text when I'm browsing a site. >>205909891Jacking off while on edibles is smth else. Think I may jackoff rn.
>>205909928I took a bunch of kratom. First my penis hurt from how hard it was then it lost feeling and hardness.
>>205909928IoT
>>205904323you lost btw
>>205904572Is it true there are no term limits? You’re so fucked then.
what the fuck, brosall this over fentanyl floyd?
>>205910072are jannies on vaycay?
>>205910244Timeline so far>anon makes this thread>some faggot didn't like it, made a new one>both stay alive>his dies>this one gets reposted>he refuses and makes another one>neither get traffic>someone makes a THIRD one>/britcum/ becomes a thing then dies>now /cum/ is deadHappy retard? >>205904509
>>205904323Used up bitch killed the entire general
i can’t go shopping we’re snowed in bros..
Hypertrophy or strength?
We're buying Greenland
>>205910677You guys can have Nunavut and Labrador too.
>>205904323Gay ass bitch of the year award goes to you faggot. What are you going to do now that you won?
or is it iceland
thinking about chinese men
>>205910954based kot... or is it a kot?>>205910996>porous legs and arms>airbrushed facehmmm..
>>205910954Honestly, the guys who moved over to his thread are to blame too. Like, just go to the first thread posted in the main, don't be a bitch about it.>>205910996Ranjeet, Canada is not your country.
>>205911018I'll let you decide
>>205911018>>205911062mad
>>205911088Anon, I........ I......... I'm a GEP gun.
>>205911094he looks kind of indian>>205910954he lost btw he went to sleep after his second coup thread died
>>205904268Holy shit it took me forever to find this thread>>205904323Fuck you whore faggot. There were five fucking threads and two of them died when I clicked on them.
>>205911172if that looks indian to you you should probably get your eyes checked
>>205911287i got my eyes checked last week, and that does look indian, sir.
>>205911336so it's just standard american ignorance then i understand
>>205911357he's indian
im tired
>>205912103bruh
UrghIm awakeGm /cum/mersStill wish i had a wife
>>205912374We're recovering from the great /cum/ming of 2024, the thread splintered into 5
>>205912535I saw at least 4 on the lig and scrolled up to see what went downGrim
>>205912675>three /cum/s right now after the previous fiveok new rule, always go to the first thread posted in the current one no matter how early or the order it was madefucking faggot >>205904323 literally ruined the general for hours. we even had a brit cum.... that can't be allowed. ever again.
>>205912675It was either spinny mad (((she))) got cucked multiple times in a row on the OP or a Teen angry because muh floyd. Leaving because you're mad about the OP is pussy shit
I think it's time I break my silence. You created an early, dogshit thread. When I posted one at the correct post count everyone migrated to it, but instead of letting your thread die out you drip fed it just enough so when >>205904323 hit 310 all hell broke lose. You wanted to be a petty faggot and fucked it for everyone
>>205912772Spinny doesnt really act like that afaik unless shes off her meds i dont see it
>205912849nobody cares you splintered because you were mad at text and a picture on the screen and shattered the activity for hourskys trannyalso you lost and nobody went to your second attempt
>>205912925I did appreciate the trans porn you posted in second thread, I'm pretty sure that was you because no one else would care enough to do it
>>205912902she was venting about not being married lately lol so prolly off her meds and on her period
>>205912964>I do appreciate the trans pornNo rebuttal needed. We accept your concession, Jason.
>>205912967I can fix her...
>>205913000https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1734927181485423.webmHere it is for anyone wondering, why did you have that linked saved?
>>205913010But are you a high value man? She won't settle for anything less than what she deserves. >>205910404
>>205913040>This porn I posted was you, let me repost itlol
cum is healingjason lost
>>205913051Lmao she literally reminds me of the BABE ITS TIME FOR XYZ memes
>>205913102I can save her after she’s done “experimenting” with the multiple men who don’t want marriage
We won.
As sad as me makes me to admit, the trans porn posting faggots won
In the spirit of us buying Greenland, I think it's fine to make multiple generals. We must spread our wings.
>>205913139This is the best a beta male can ask forTbh tho that one anon posted her pics one time shes a cutie, i wouldShe might have serious problems that would drive me away though
Fuck off jason
>205913167>I appreciate the trans porn>the trans posting faggots (me)jason please go, you have permanently turned anyone off from any OPs that aren't booba or shitposting because we know its you now
>>205913216Bro, you can do better than a 30 year old party girl who posted her pussy on discord. To US of all people. C'mon, man! Plus you're not wealthy enough, you need to make the average American income of 200k.
>>205913190Are they going to serve different niches or will they all be /cum/?
>>205913281It will all be /cum/ now. At our peak we were five threads strong. In the future, it will be even more. We should all make multiple threads at random times and refuse to delete or migrate.The jannies can't can us all.....
>>205913271Oh my bad i meant i would as in, She could get itDoesn't seem wife material TbhThanks for the nice words tho
this is perfect considering we're buying canada panama AND greenland
>>205913399My brother in Christ she is a whore. You deserve better. You just think she’s accessible because she’s desperate, but remember there’s NOTHING more dangerous than a desperate female in her thirties.
>>205913437Bro its just sex not a ring
I'll take more screenshots next time we skribbl, create a /cum/ gallery of sorts
>>205913507She won't let you hit it without a ring if you're not Chad. She's changed now.
Need choccy gf
>>205913666Shrug
good morning sirs
>>205913692ew
Need to practice piano
>>205913635create a cum military
deport jason to canada for shaming us
the united mexicans of canada
Y'all ever think about how your mom probably drank during her pregnancy?
no
>>205914383She's a teetotaler
you think spinny drinks then has one night stands
>mexico is absentbros??
I want to move to Alaska
>>205914542Will that anon who is crushing her liquor her up and run away when she opens her mouth?
>>205914780depends on if he likes pukedick?
>>205914256
>>205912849you speak as if you’re important when YOU started this you retarded gay nigger
>>205914948we already know we're excellent, brownie
I don't get tired of this
man that faggot really killed the entire general with one single melty over a floyd pic. bummer.
bump
>>205915592
Holidaying with family. Finna be a long day
>>205915592>>205915620>>205915689Floyd is looking up at you in disappointment
>>205915785
america is on its evil arc again
*ahem*Mr. Negro? Your fentanyl has arrived, sir.
this thread wound up being way better and funnier than jasons gay thread that split the frens up
>>205912849you lost
He lost
We won
Fine. I lost.
All I do is win
>>205915592>>205915620>>205915689>>205916006>>205916237>>205916378kekd
I won.
Thinking about you
What a deal
these are the people mocking american mall churches
>>205916867you got a loicense for that monsieur
hello
>>205916893People?
>>205916927Yello
>>205917017how's it going?
Poopenheimer
>>205917025I slept 14 hours
>>205916899Fun fact it is perfectly legal to carry a sword here without a license as it is considered unconcealable. However we just banned the SKS and the federal government has spent 10s of millions on a gun buyback program that has yet to procure a single gun.
>>205917053depression?
thats actually a lotlike the entire populaton of iraq or ukraine
>>205917096IdkI'm just tired
>>205917064Use swords to defeat Indians
>>205917125I keep hearing about indians having swords on them here but I have literally never seen one and I am a Svrrey chad
>>205917064A SINGLE gun? That’sa bigger failure than here. And we had guys scam the police with parts because they counted them as guns
>>205917122i had a similar phase last year. you might want to get yourself checked.
>>205917201I hate niggers or I fuck niggers?
>>205917111What I find interesting is that even though the Chinese government is super strict about what bibles are allowed in the country (a bunch of retards are in jail over there for bringing entire suitcases full of their version) the allowed one is a translation that predates communism. There's a real possibility in 5000 years or so that it could be the most authentic Bible.
>>205904268>Goes 150 mph for 10 seconds >Slows down in Boston and NYC Omg god guys it's totally hsr
>>205917201I created that image and posted it on pol
>>205917277I am still living rent free in your head?
I simp for buttcheeks
>>205917261The oldest Bible is the codex Vaticanus
>>205917347Even mine?
>>205917369Is that what they read in your church?
I care for you
>>205917404Cute girl buttcheeks only
>>205917412Well I suppose I better get comfy, I'll be here awhile
>>205917405Well m it’s the first known Bible
You lead the world in computerized data collection!
It's almost Christmas isn't it
>>205917454>*snap snap*WAKE UP STUPIDI ASKED YOU A QUESTION
>>205917540yeah. dreading wednesday desu desu. i dont wanna talk to people
>>205917540It's Christmas Eve Eve.
>>205917617I right l right didn’t ask for this right you were a page industry industry
im feeling like a star you cant stop my shineim loving cloud citymy heads in the skyim han solo
>>205917690I'm gonna throw some coins at you so you can buy a pack of smokes and fuck off
>>205917734Which current see
This thread is pure gibberish
Not a big fan of physical affection
Doing some light reading.
meine kampfy chair lol xD
>>205917931LMAO
>>205917909why?
>>205917877First day?
relax your butthole
feeling guilt because i have to study and i'm not doing it
>>205918269Best head to /brit/ if you're going to celebrate Boxing Day
>>205917909I'm divided. With certain people or people I'm not particularly close with I keep it limited to handshakes or side hugs at most. With good friends and intimate partners I'm all for hear hugs and cuddling and stuff
>>205918327study for what THOUGH
I'm a poop connesiur
My surname is DiStefano and I am drinking a Strawberry Dreams Monster zero sugar energy drink.
>>205917909i loved giving and receiving physical affection so much bros
reading a book
Playing piano
>>205917201That's bizarre, surrey is full of Sikhs and they're bound by their religion to carry those goofy knives on them all the time. Though who knows how many actually observe that tradition
>>205918440for my family law EXAM
>>205918542what book are you reading nigga
>>205918680interpretation of dreams
There's a Jeetrekt thread on gif that put me off my breakfast.
>>205918637riddle me this: would it be illegal if i stuck my pp in your bum bum, coomed in it and you orgasmed?
>>205918739Kill yourself you insufferable faggot
>>205918724Why would you willingly expose yourself to trauma like that
>>205918637based family (law) man
>>205917201Based Surrey fag. I'm a Richmond fag.
>>205918739i've legit never heard a gayer question in my life my guy. what the fuck Is wrong with you?
>>205918852im helping you pass your test.......
>>205918836All the drivers coming in and out of our plant are from surrey and they're almost 100% Sikhs
Just pulled this out of my nose and ate it
big fan of women
>>205918905Based WA fag! Brothers.
>>205918920gay
>>205918920yo quiero taco bell
>>205918794The op gif was funny and I made the mistake of delving further
>>205918920why is your hand brown?
Just ate some dolmades
The squirrels are learninghttps://youtu.be/hvul3dkzDrk?si=paUpu_3er_DzoPsZ
>>205918724i am still incredulous over the tractor vid. it has to be the stupidest possible way of dying possible, like standing still while a steamroller runs you over.
Gonna change my name to "Poopee Poop Pee"
>>205919143They are like GTA characters. They have no fear of death because they believe in reincarnation
deedee...megadoodoo. im sorry, mangoodoo.
I weighed 6 pounds at birth, look at this absolute unit
>>205919374he's FAT
oh my godcheck the news
>barrel aged bourbon caramels
>>205919665I'm speechless
>>205919374you guys should stop using pounds and use kilos like the rest of the world
>>205919665this can't be real
>>205919665No FUCKING way.
>>205919665This?
flopped down in to my chair and smashed my fucking balls, actually feeling sick now
Moot didn sell 4chan to Hiro.4chan is an American registered LLC.https://trademarks.justia.com/858/67/4chan-85867485.htmlThe real owners of 4chan is the moderation.Namely>Abib principal administrator of 4chan >RapeApe (GrapeApe) principal groomer and head moderator >Hunter principal pedophile and glownigger (((moderating))) /b/ >Gay Irwin (with a J) He's one of the principal person reponsible for the state of 4chan >He's the person who sold 4chan to international interests >He's also the person who use psychological warfare to try to manipulate 4chan userbase Them, with a handful of moderators that groom and abuse 4chan since it's inception, are the real owners of 4chan.They're the peoples behind the spam.The low quality of every boards.More spam again.They're guilty of being complicit. They are accessory to the crimes and should be jailed.>An accessory to a crime is someone who helped commit the offence without actually taking part in it. It is similar to the crime of “aiding and abetting,” though you can be an accessory even if you were not present at the scene of the crime. Many states differentiate between helping someone after they committed the crime and helping them before committing it.When will Hiro the pedophile be jailed with the rest of the 4chan sellout moderation?>S c h w i m m e r @ l e a s o n e l l i s comPleas ask Mr. Schwimmer the jew lawyer where the money is coming from..
bodyberg decided not to activate REMsleep until 3:30 in the morning
>>205919374you just know that pussy is ruined forever
>>205919910I like pounds.
>>205919910how about you kilo yourself
>>205920256owned him
>>205919910We're better than the rest of the world
>>205920268i should've said kilo yourselfo. next time baby
>>205920256owned me but hey you win some you lose some
>>205918609Maybe 10% wear turbans man they're basically Jews when it comes to adherence.
>>205920482did you just type a salt emoji in my chat? GTAB
more low IQ Nog
>>205920509Mods ban all people in chat speaking Portuguese. Let's get these jungle fuckers outta here. This is an ENGLISH LANGUAGE STREAMHow tf you gonna be from Brazil talking shit living in a grass hut
>>205920534rocket ships seem much more intuitive than planes to me. a rocket is like a big firework you just point it at the moon. but how the fuck does a plane stay in the air
>>205920598> you just point it at the moonBased unbelievable retard
>wake up >Sperg op got his rejected edition used Wholesome turn of events
Really?
EarlyfagReal new>>205920660
>>205920696Early Now it's ok
>>205919665ITS HAPPENING
>>205920716I deleted the post but people are already migrating, I'll make sure not to jump the gun next
