Sophie Hediger edition
>kissed>had sex >never had a girlfriend somehow feels worse than being a literal virgin
1. plan a trade, trade a plan (utilize limit orders instead of just buying at market prices)2. no buying with unsettled funds (no swing trading)3. buy small amounts (avoid overextending)4. ride profits, cut losses asap
>>206007219catwhale
https://youtu.be/GeKySxk0Ezk?si=UgA4CFyMxDvy4YPL&t=854big botez gyal is looking extra peng in that top and hair, office kino
>>206007295the elder sister, not andrea*
>>206007219>saggy bus driver armsthey're called bingo wings
>>206007286bet anything this is just a strategy to get your money backalso bet that you'll just lose more money
anime and mcdonalds
>>206007342how’d these two girls get good at chess then
>>206007335
>>206007330ive lost a very small amount. im also just learning and can see my trading improving drastically. there are a lot of factors that affect my trading. stress is one. your comment for example, it stresses me out for no reason. anyway, ill avoid the stock market early mondays and fridays and i may start focusing my trades on normie trends and news when possible
i wonder how much it costs google to store the endless abouts of data for youtube, just hours and hours of content
>>206007286Posting Cathy Wood has made me 100% confident you will lose money in stocks
Sucks how I give /brit/ the /ick/
>>206007345reckon they just played a ton
When the first of Linda’s friends became grandparents, she assumed she and her husband wouldn’t be far behind. Her two adult children were in long-term relationships; surely one, at least, would be welcoming a new arrival in the following few years. “John and I often talked about being grandparents,” she says. “We were in our late 60s, retired but still with plenty of energy. I looked forward to using all my experience to support my daughter – my son, too, if his partner wanted it – and help with childcare if they needed it.“We decided our names would be Granny and Grandpa, like I called my grandparents as a child. We’d joke about being less strict and more indulgent than we were as parents, spoiling the kids with presents. I had an image in my head of reading stories with a child sitting on my knee, feeling so content.”More than a decade on, that mental picture evokes nothing but sorrow for Linda, who has given up hope of ever becoming a grandmother. With her daughter now single at 43 and her son married at 39, but with no plans to have a baby, she realises that the odds of her dream becoming reality are stacked against her.“I try not to make the kids aware of the disappointment I feel, because it’s not fair, but privately John and I are both very sad,” she admits. “Grandchildren would have given us a purpose and kept us feeling young. We’re in our late 70s now and slowing down – life seems very quiet and I often wonder how much more full it would have been.”Linda and John are among a growing cohort of older people falling into the “grandparent gap”: they are parents to adult children, but will either never have grandchildren, or have them far later than previous generations typically did so.
>>206007335I'd go to the mac donalds more if they have anime toys
>>206007330>>206007374ill keep you posted
Heather and Pete have three daughters, aged between 36 and 42, none of whom have partners or children. “I just never thought we wouldn’t be grandparents,” says Heather. “We’d both love it, but we know it may not happen,” adds Pete.Heather sometimes wonders if she was somehow responsible, “if I encouraged the girls to be too independent, and if that was the wrong thing to do, because I worry about them being alone.”For Linda, what has helped manage her sadness at not being a grandmother has been volunteering at her local church, where she spends time with children at Sunday school. “Even if they’re not my family, it brings me a lot of pleasure being around them,” she says.
>>206007345they're not particularly goodbetter than the average person, including me, but well within the expected results of someone who dedicates themselves to chess
>>206007374>Cathy Wood*Cathie
>>206007433what an evil man
>>206007219Imagine being fat and asking not how to lose weight, but instead how do I lose my double chin while remaining fat Lol
>>206007433need his wife blacked desu
>>206007367kys pedo bitch niggeryou can't even read properly how are you gonna make money trading from your moms basement, ginger rape retard?>don't stress me out put a bullet in your brain
>>206007433freedon to what? viking cruises? old. people do fuck all anyway
the diagnosis? classic case of too much gay sex. the cure? I'm afraid the only option is more gay sex.
honestly you know, you guys are right. i need to step back and actually learn chart analysis before i start trading. i need a mentor or teacher. think im going to maybe invest a little in tsm and tesla and thats it. ill use all my free time to really learn chart analysis and try to find someone who can teach me irl.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, and the answer is yes
>>206007515touching my pp while reading your post
>spicy bare nuggies>spicy habanero>spicy pickle beerNGL senpaiI can't hang
“curly”
>>206007539go buy a gun and put a bullet through your stupid pedo brain you boring nigger even if you make ten billion dollars no one will ever like you let alone love you just end it and spare us your boring illiterate retard blogs
>>206007539>Technical analysisI am 200% sure you are going to lose money in stocks
>>206007545>autistic subhuman response end your life now
>>206007345years of playing chess with the retired windrush cronem at the park... mmhmm
Miss disposable vapes
>>206007565literally just said i would stop trading (mostly). going to be back to laugh at you when im with some rich milf and fucking her fit daughter. ill send you a postcard loudmouth
>>206007573kys
>>206007589hope you get cancer and die so no one has to suffer another one of your boring off topic avatar posts
bet the chess cronem at the park got to tap it in real quick in the bushes x
canucktard seething bcos his favorite hockey team lost and they ran out of tim horton's
>>206007573get cancer and die
Desperate little spaki innit
will only be drinking canned coffee in 2025
>>206007672baaaased
chess coaching at the park
>>206007660pee in the sink, it's better for the environment and you can clean your foreskin easier so it's a win-win
this is all well and good but katy is sleeping at the gherkin right now
will the shops and cafes be open tomorrow
>you wont learn anything by reading audiobooks>me after a year straight of nonstop tts
grim innihe
thats gherkin into the filtered list. you had plenty of warnings
Three fucking weddings to go to next month and I don't own a suit, fucking rip off just go get eloped and fuck off.
>>206007785um
>>206007785rorke getting caught red handed
>>206007867red bottomed aswell haha
crying listening to music and anime
>>206007880stop it or you'll turn out like this
>>206007900Did you have a good Christmas bro?
>>206007891LOVE the incel to trans pipeline
>As you practice graphical analysis you will note a common situation over and over again: The ideal time to buy a stock is exactly when it looks the least interesting! Similarly; The ideal time to sell a stock short is when it looks as though it will never stop going up!
>>206007930yes hbu
>>206007891not like it took much, didn't even change his glasses just grew his hair, used some conditioner and applied a filter
smoke alarm woke me up ladsshot out of bed like a scalded cat assuming there was a fire but it was a false alarm shambolic state of affairs. reckon I'll take another smoke alarm off and destroy it in front of the troublemaker so it knows what's coming next time it pulls a stunt like that
>>206008021
>>206007144This year was pretty boring >Did ketamine a in a room alone>Smoked crack with a hobo >Got molested >Did lsd in a casino >Stole furniture from IKEA
>>206008028haha so true
Bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzzz
>>206008086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXu_XWMF0RA
>>206008086*crackling of intercom*>yes, hello?
https://youtu.be/TZ7n4bOLNwc
Go watch it's a wonderful life you fucking denthead I don't care what other bullshit you think is worth your time and life
>>206008104>>206008112Did you have a very Merry Christmas?
Mental how it only took 2 buildings to ruin London's skyline
>>206008125stfu already
>>206008137?
>>206008129if you're referring to the gherkin and the walke-talkie i whole-heartedly agreethe shard also has a lot of critics but i don't find it particularly offensive myself
craving bagels but there are none :<
Ho ho ho
>>206008168about christmas, i mean
>>206008183Christmas was awesome for me this year
timmy toiling at the walkie talkiekaty cuddling at the gherkin mmhmm
going to foy for about an hour. will be done with this book by the time i get back, bye!
>>206008125it was alright x
why do every sco'ish woman looks like this?
>>206008221Ginger women are so pretty
>>206008200you done yet xx
forgot to turn my alarm off haha
just went for a poo and put down some bog roll to prevent splashback fortunately it worked and I didn't get a wet bum however the poo didn't go in the water and just sat on top of the protective layer and reeked the toilet out something rotten in flushing it also left giga skiddies in the bottom and sides of the bowl that someone in the house will no doubt complain about latersuch is life
fed up of Christmas now lads just want to go fishing x
sodding a shite
Dude chill, chillll there's ladies here man aha *rubs hands together* know what I'm saying aha
hung over lads
>>206008412got beers in the fridge?
poo year, poo me*turns around, squats and sharts*
bought the gf a new pair of tits for christmas
>>206008450post them
poo bollocks
>>206008251i am now hun. a whole lot of math and stuff i need to sit down and study properly.
turkey sandwiches
>>206008519paki sandwiches
Dr Poo in the TURDIS
>>206008170Mental how I didn't even specify but you still knew which 2 I was referring to and the 3rd that I considered next-worst
Anybody remember the cuckio meme
Anybody remember Canada?
>>206008558Thats what they deserve for being mfing colonisers
>>206008180queen of the slags
>>206008558blame the english
merry christmas to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KDi6KeeiLg
>>206007295>>206007318the younger one is hotter but retarded and annoyingthe older one isnt as hot but is also a cunt
thread's a bit dead tonightthink i might have a christmas wank
gay porn, oncans, in
Bitch from high school who rejected me is fat and walled.
>>206008590>but is also a cunthow so?
>>206008688she comes off as very bitchy and dramatic and involving herself in other people's dramas
doing a
Tropicana, canned foodBotulism, damaged goods
>Ohio mom dumped newborn in sorority house trash with mac & cheese and texted baby daddy ‘it was a girl with your hair’>Just five days before her child’s birth, Weaver messaged her former boyfriend: “You started this war” (revealing her pregnancy). He advised her to “go to the clinic” and “get it taken care of” during the initial stages.>In a harsh text, her ex-partner said: “You’ve been drinking the whole time…might as well kill it. It’s coming out retarded anyway.”mad world
>>206008818did it survive?
>>206008842no>At 21 years old, the sorority member callously placed her daughter in a trash bag alongside a mac and cheese box, a popsicle wrapper, and a Doritos bag before tossing her outside the Delta Gamma Theta sorority house to be found later by students at Muskingum University, Ohio. After the deed, she casually drove to McDonald’s.
big day of football today
>>206008863if only america knew about condoms, this could have been avoided
it's gonna be great
>>206008905You dont get it. She HAS to get creampied
>did it survive >no
just had a wank and feel fresh as a daisy know for a fact all the good walking spots are going to be busy though so probably won't bother going out today
>>206008953there's a pill for that
Might get dragged to a few family New Years events over next couple days my cousins mother in law, a well known benefits fraudster, who lied about her mobility issues, might be attending. I absolutely despise this person What's a good inconspicuous way I can go about breaking her foot, should I accidentally push her over while a little drunk or just drop something heavy on her
got shitpoo clinging to my arsebum
>>206009004Shes biting her lip cos she saw my hard willy
australians have to make a plea to their primary school teachers that there is shade in their recess playspot then they get paranoid about leaving it hahahaha
got 3% battery and the charging cable is all the way outside in the car
glugwank
the bog is calling my name, the time is nigh
>>206009190hound of the baskervilles
>>206009190get in pooswede
>>206009164Atleast we dont get shot doin maffs at skewl
>>206009227yea fair it's nothing compared to school shooting shit
*epilepsy trolls you*
Pajeetas coming for rorke
>>206009203>>206009204the poo is done, without mercy it has left arseholeberg it tatters
>>206009269been on the spicy food lad?
>>206009261>cause ... non-trivial harmThis is a specific oneShitposting is still on the table.
yesterday's turkey "crowning" out my bum 'ole
catberg just walked into parentsteins room and started shrieking up a storm chuckling away in my bedroom listening to the ruckus, what a little rascal she is x
>>206009292nah, have been eating like shite these last couple of days and i reckon this is the revenge of tummyberg’s punishment
Aunt #1, male cousin #1, and female cousin on the paternal side can all go fuck themselves and I'm not exactly high on grandma either. Glad nobody in my immediate family had anything to do with them cunts today.
>>206009334get them all shaggedthat'll straighten them out
All fat and skinny people need to be turned into compost
Aunt #2, uncle, uncle by marriage to aunt #2, male cousins #2 and #3 all alright. Even if uncle need to get his weight and alcohol under control.
Need her to poopy in my mouth.
it's a scrandemic
organizing what little life i have
>>206009467kya pedo
>>206009461Looks great.
>>206009461jambone
>>206009467Nobody wants you to be alive anymore
na na nacome on fucking indiana na nacome on fucking indiana na nacome on replace us this dayyy
and the latest on andrew tate?
>>206009473>>206009485
>>206009512
and what of good /brit/onious?
>serve your country>get turned into a ghoul
>>206009533=\
>>206009533>being nationalistic blow your head smooth off
>>206009543What if doing that turns me into a ghoul like that guy
>>206009533Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
>>206009594what if we based all our life decisions on "what if"
what if i brush my teeth...? hmmm...nah, fuck it. i might die on my way to the restroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZC9kXW3wIs
>>206008541they are widely considered the ugliest buildings in london and for good reason
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face
let's talk about suicide ladsi want a method that's both painless and relaxing, not because i'm afraid of pain, but because i'm afraid i'll pussy out at the last second, or there'll be a moment when my survival instinct kicks in and i'm filled with regret, i want to go to the next dimension satisfied with what i'm doing
>>206009461what's the vomit on the right?
>>206009715It's stuffing. Immensely peng and savory
>>206009700don't do that mate
>>206009700>i want to go to the next dimension satisfied with what i'm doinglol
>>206009700new year new you
>>206009700>>206009752no second thought, this method might be out of your price range
*on
todays going to be a good day
>>206009756nah more like new year less dateable and employable me
>>206009789women are your issue? just get money, the rest will fall into place
>>206009789Haha that sucksAnyway I got married this year lol
>>206009789focus on the employable part first
Tell me exactly how much you should fear and avoid somebody if Eyes Wide Shut is the movie they decide to watch during christmas
>>206009775Are their any firearms in your house? If there are, please feel free to fire off a round in your mouth and up into your brains.
>>206009800NOfor fucks sake
bought a Casio G shock with the christmas money I got from mumberg and dadsteinbeen years since I've had a nice watch so I'm looking forward to collecting it later today
>>206009809>Are their any firearms in your house?
>>206009809they only let cucked nationlists like yourself own firearms in my country
>>206009805there's really not much i can do about employabilityaside from the fact that the economy's fucked, i am supremely mentally ill
>>206009813>>206009847Cheer up pal suicide is not the answer
>>206009847thought mining and farming was big over therewhat are all those jeets and chinks going to australia for?
>>206009700bit of a grim topic of conversation for boxing day morning lad
>>206009855yes it is mate, i am an evolutionary dead end, my old man killed himself and he had more advantages than me, so why shouldn't i?>>206009861jeets are coming over to work in 7-11s and chinks are coming here to be property developers
>>206009845I don't know who you are but you can take that advice as well. One round, straight up into the parietal lobe.
indiaaaaaaa
>>206009877Sorry to hear about your dad mate but it will get better its not all about money and girls think about it mate
>>206009867the christmas-new years period is when most suicides occur-- FACT
>>206009878
Can you be gay and a christian?
>>206009715>vomitit's stuffing with jalapenos, onions, and chourico
>>206009918The pope is gay
>>206009476thanks mate. was a bit worried since i put the broccoli in late, but it came out great>>206009478no idea what this means
>>206009925the pope isnt gay. he's a paedophile
>>206009899>its not all about money and girls think about it matei know mate, it's about peace with yourself, however i can't even manage that, and i've tried everythingi'm not some incel with no perspective on life, i'm 30 years old and have failed at everything i've ever tried, i foresee no happiness in my future and i think it prudent to check out now
Aussies when getting into an automobile crash: OOOHH OOOF NAAAARRR CUNT!
>its not all about money and girls think about it mate
>>206009952For boys which makes him a homosexual>>206009956We will miss you mate dont do it x
>>206009971they go after little boys because they dont look like menthus they are not homosexuals, but are paedosjust like the greeks
BBC news leading with a piece about the 2004 tsunami. I'm sorry but if it happened 20 years ago it is simply not newsSelf-glazing tosh
watching deadpool & wolverine
10 mins in and this is the best marvel movie i've seen so funny
British horror film set in Scotland with religious themes. https://youtu.be/d6SRtI1M-QU?si=65Pbu3bDRLkrmZIG
Brits when getting into an automobile crash: OI WATCH OUT YOU BLOODY WANK-OOOOF ARRRRGGH AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGHH BLOODY HELL!!
ouch cody your airpods are hella loud
Just got my H-1B. America awaits!
>yeah bro just get money it’s all that matters in life just earn more bro
I reckon Emma's doing a poo at this very moment.
>>206010126would you actually eat emma's shit?
>>206010110>>206010126
https://x.com/angryginge13/status/1872048719035855236
umm
droppin some logs
https://youtu.be/An-JzymBBXY
>raping little boys isn't gayyeah ok m8
Tbf to the suicidal lad i can understand where hes coming from but theres so much more he could do with his life like he could get on the drugs and become a heroin addict then hes got an easy way to top himself once he gets around to it plus heroin probably feels really good to do
>>206010143I'd probably taste it.
>>206010184um
sleep. the only thing i find solace in anymore
nowt wrong with a quick fondle
*rolls over and farts*
i need to lock the fuck in
https://youtu.be/oyWGj3XOLsI
>>206009965haha love it!
less than a week until my 2025 glow up
>>206010331yeah and you need to do it fast. youre playing catch up with people who have been handed shit their entire lives. that means you need to work even harder and accomplish a lot in a little period of time. adapt or die, weakling
>>206010331Yes mate get it
every minute counts. dont waste your time arguing with these children. your asking people who dont care about themselves in the slightest for advice on life
*youre. its 2:30am
>>206010375na, ive long since accepted that the traditional idea of success doesnt make me happy. need to find my own path
>>206010401cor
huw edwards download folder
Dogbergs have occupied my bed when I got up for a piss
>>206010401no shot they made a vagina out of ballsack matereial
>>206010422to each his own. few things motivate me in life, and if im being completely honest with you there is only one thing. protip: it isnt this >>206010401
Imagine her just mounting your dome. Straddling your neck and forcing you into the pillows
>>206010442its willies isnt it
>>206010504kek, no. quite the opposite, actually
cornwall
/brit/s should be up soon
>>206010520bums??
>>206010375>people who have been handed shit their entire liveActually they should just be overthrown and killed by communists.
Destroy the child. Corrupt them all
do you lot support remigration? Xitter rightoids like Steve Laws and Zoomer Historian are telling me that Brits are sending back everyone and anything that doesn't have an English grandparent are these people this delusional?
>>206010587you know exactly what im referring to at this point youre trying to railroad me
>OI MATE WE SENDING YOU BACK INITyour response sir?
>>206010634alri m8? srry again?
agreed with my slightly racist uncle yesterday and sisterstein is still in a huff
loving these 9pm sunsets
bless you all hope you had a good day yesterday and continue to have good times for the rest of the year
tesla and mstr might be the plays today. going to just sell and avoid the market at all costs until monday
poo
go back to bed
Still missing a piece FUCKS sake
>>206010688what did he say that you agreed with? whenever someone passes a slightly racist comment at my house there's normally just a ripple of laughter and then it's forgotten about
>>206010715nice tattoo lmfao
>>206010704you making much money with the stock trading?
"ur so quiet" ok fine. meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
>>206010715state of those twisted tranny talons
Best ever Christmas film on ITV1 at 9:25am
hand job from my imaginary chubby big tits goth gf
>>206010727his taxi driver over was a brown of some description and he said they were all illegals then also had a small rant about his dirty car
>>206010715this serves as a reminder that in life, nothing is ever complete
>>206010744course he's not don't be daft
>>206010744i just started. going to be honest with you. after 3 months ive only made like 100 (overall). more recently (due to stress) i lost like 700. anyway, its not much and im not worried about the money. the important thing is im becoming more consistent and learning something new. now, go ahead and make fun if youd like
>>206010752wind your fucking neck in before I stamp on it you demented freak
Cashed in a few shitcoin rewards as a little Christmas bonus, few hundred quid in me sky rocket
the far right have turned against melon musk
>>206010782screaming
>>206010802glad i could be of some use
>>206010634Based steve, shame he's so ugly. Need a well spoken Chad to take the helm
>>206010800steve laws and the lot are seething lol
yes lads
>>206010802ask me again at the end of next month. im here regularly
*curls up like a millipede and rolls myself away like a wagon wheel on the loose*
>>206010819too bad anglos and native Britons/celts are ugly as shit. You need one of those rare norman englishmen. Steve is too ugly to sway anybody
mumberg cooking brekkie
>>206010876>>206010876>>206010876
