snuggle edition>>206035155previous
imagine owning a potato ricer
>>206038671orange cat
>>206038680why would I rice my taters
Favorite youtube channel.
what is even the difference between a canadian and an american. name a single significant difference
i ate my soup and i'm a little light headed now so i'm gonna lay down againone of the blankets i got for christmas is an electric blanket so i'm gonna be as snug as a bug in a rug
The problem with anime now is all the fantasy slop they vomit up now
Women liking cats is normal, men liking cats who aren't farmers is a sign of low test
>>206038710aboot
>>206038710Syrup consumption, we drink corn they drink maple
>>206038713I do not like it when there are bugs in my rug, to be quite desu with you. even if they are snug
>>206038710Canadians are communists
>>206038710We tend to be more egalitarian
>>206038710The way they say sorry and our cultures are suprisingly different.That said I'm mad it's hard to get poutine outside of there.
>>206038721farm cats aren't even indoor animals, they are semi-feral. I've never met a single man who owns a cat that wasn't very soy tbqh
>>206038713Move over lemme get in with you
>>206038740too bad i’m already in your rug getting snug and you can’t stop me
>>206038721I hate dogs and love cats. I'm also fond of rabbits, pigs, snakes, and lizards however
>>206038710many canadians are the wussies who were too scared to fight in the American Revolution and were bongoloid worshippers. sad!
>>206038710Canadian is indianAmerican is latinx
One example is the food court, in Canada we throw away the garbage on the table after eating, Americans leave it there.
>>206038671>Since the US under Trump is sold to the highest bidder
I'm being treated by the owner of the store
treated for faggotry?
>>206038812>saying the word RIP in peace nigga
>>206038861bitch ass
>>206038885oh I'm sorry you have bitch ass syndrome, hopefully the treatment is succesful
>>206038895fuck you
Well maybe by the next treatment we'll see some progress!
rangers lead the way
I'm canadian
WHAT?!
Chicken butt
lieutenant columbo
>In 1973, Cal State geography professor George Pearcy proposed a makeover of state borders, reducing the number from 50 to 38.>The goal was to make administration easier and states more aligned with communities of interest, accounting for pop. density and transportation routes.sorta like it, sorta don't
JPRGs really lost their soul
>>206038986making 2 states out of alaska is fucking stupid, and also those names SUCK
down bad
>>206039075me on the right
>>206039109YWNBAW
>>206039110the earth is not what, over
>>206038671I need a kot snuggle
>>206039121The earth is over, over
new veritasium video is kino.
aaaargh my head hurts oohhh owie owie
it's a zero cum game
>>206039113
>>206039109um no, you on the LEFT, me on the right
bro watches pop science bullshit lmao
my girlfriend? uh, yeah, her name is Annie May *sniggers*
Every week they invent an up and coming actor that never up and goes anywhere and fades into irrelevance. Grim
>>206039155he said the word
>>206039175ywnbayou will never be asuka!!!!
>>206038782>what do I do?grounds for justified killing
>>206039232umm you're brown you have to be rei it's that simple!
>>206038986imagine living in bighorn lol. lmao even
>>206039075God I want to fuck them both. Also hello /cum/nation, how we doing
>>206039248uhhhhhhhand im white latina actually!!
>>206039259There's literally one city there of any size, maybe two depending on where that line is actually drawn in Montana. Possibly the smallest population of any state
i want to slip happy pills into every poster here’s drink so we can all laugh and have fun and i can post whatever i want and talk about whatever i want without people getting mad or the whole thread exploding
>>206039293erm is your womb accepting applications
>>206039293this is obviously photoshop, now calm down and drink your pepsi, rei
>>206039326the thread is dead. yolo it
i wonder if any japanese people really hate anime
>>206039354no im dizzy i just barely got that idea out of my head and got it onto my phone im not ready im swimming
popo
>>206039326I also want to slip pills in your drink spinny
Please invade please fucking invade please please please
>>206039326I don't consent to this
>>206039411this seems like a trap
>>206039372now I want to hear it though
I hate writing emails and setting up appointments.
>>206039435Yea if you invade you'll get gay butt sex
Cute ratings Brazilian (neet) > Jason > spinster > nonce (medicated) > [POWER GAP] > Brazilian (tranny) > fk > nonce (unmedicated) > Brian
>>206039435Yea the trap is you'd be stuck with us haha
>>206038671this photo makes me want to get a cat but i feel like my dog would get jealous and attack it while im at work
Spinny just go full chudette and start accusing posters who are mean to you of being trannies and incels You know it's true at least 50% of the time
>>206039481
Anyone want to do a jigsaw puzzle?
>>206039435ya trap you into some kisses
>>206039519ya lets go
I don’t want to share a country with leafs
Shut the FUCK up simpcel
uh oh, SPERG ALERTSPERG ALERTthread is over
>>206039525whyd you use the same word as me. are you spying onme. are you a bot
>>206039527Same. They are mostly libtards so they should be subjects like Puerto Rico
debate me
>>206039540Noooo it had only just begun
>>206039561onions are terrible
>>206039561All pizzas should have hot honey on them.
>>206039575
>>206039578Fuck you
For me its onions and garlic
i love when a dish has both sauteed onions and raw onions
i support jan 6th and luigi
>>206039615Raw onions are retarded on burgers
>>206039575no you dont
https://jiggie.fun/6NjW7iCome and jig.
luigi did the right thing and he looked good doing it
>>206039610I know a guy allergic to onions and garlic.What a depressing fucking life that is
>>206039656the dickriding is crazy
>>206039164
>>206039620jan 6th was really funny to me because suddenly every leftoid became a diehard patriot and federalist lol
>>206039648Yea I do
For me, it's pouring a handful of parsley over the dish
>I just left Wayne Gretzky, “The Great One” as he is known in Ice Hockey circles. I said, “Wayne, why don’t you run for Prime Minister of Canada, soon to be known as the Governor of Canada - You would win easily, you wouldn’t even have to campaign.” He had no interest, but I think the people of Canada should start a DRAFT WAYNE GRETZKY Movement. It would be so much fun to watch!I hope he doesn't drop this gimmick up it's pretty good
>>206039684is there any noticable difference between freshly chopped parsley and dried parsley flakes?
>>206039653thats like 8 million pieces
>>206039700Freshly chopped always better
any Colorado bros ITT?
>>206039656now he's going to jail forever because there's no way America lets someone get away with killing a corporate CEO type guy, that would enable the proles. he will get at least 25 years, probably life, and they will rape his ass daily and give him AIDS. he will be forgotten by the outside world in less than a year.(but of course none of that will actually happen because Luigi is just a work, the entire thing is a giant fabricated distraction to get people off talking about the drones in New Jersey that are searching for a lost nuclear warhead that was smuggled into the US)
>>206039723More likely he'll be mistreated/tortured by the COs
>>206039723that's bullshit but I believe it
a bomb has been detonated over brampton
dont say it
>>206039757very surreal to me that random foreigners now know Brampton is a jeet infested shithole kek
Jeet
>>206039704900 sir
THERE'S A PLACE ON THE CORNER OF CHERRY STREET WE WOULD WALK ON THE BEACH IN OUR BARE FEET
Jeetpocalypse
>>206039784how do i see the original picture
Say something in Latin
>>206038680what the fuck random i just got my mom one for christmas
>>206039804cincula tempest mupon
>>206039804Boa constrictor
Romans lead Jesus to Pontius Pilate 33 AD Colorized
is there somewhere on this website it would be most appropriate to talk about how badly I want to fuck my girlfriends feetI am getting ravenous over here i don't know what's wrong with me
So merica is gonna get jeet'd huh?
>>206039826yeah any of the porn boards but you can't fuck feet, dummy
Try /adv/
i have to do the chores. brb
i put too much hot sauce on my food and now its a bit too spicy :/
>>206039802
>>206039839Do mine while you're at it
I'm thinking about legally changing my name to broccoli bill and becoming a motivational speaker
>>206039804sus
>brapzilians be like: dios mio dis issa 2 spicy!! xD
>>206039826pics?
>>206039844ok brb
>>206039822Now why was the mayor there?
>>206039857theres a guy named bob proctologist. another named jim quick.
OH MY SCIENCE TENNIS IS BACK
>>206039895They want to make an example out of him, but that can be a bad decision, cause cases can be thrown out if there is major bias against the accused.
my mom watches fox news all day
>>206039916Fox news mom or MSNBC mom which is worse?
>>206039916Why?
>>206039924MSNBC mom because she'll try to put me on puberty blocker
>>206039935You have to be 18+ to post here, GETTEM JAN MAN
lovely that on faces of /int/ threads every female-appearing face is immediately asked if they're trans or ywnbaw'd while ftms fly under the radar there and even get called chad
Momberg watches HGTV all day and you can tell they all same formula like they don't finish renovations in time
>>206039935Fox mom will send you to VBS to get molested by a middle aged man howeverthoughbeit
>>206039926She's a hardcore Republican
>>206039935>try to put me on puberty blockergiwtwm when i was 12
>>206039935Wtf what are MSNBC doing to moms?
>>206039836oh shit you're right>but you can't fuck feet, dummyhow would you refer to it then reginald
>>206039968don't be a faggot. just DON'T.
>>206039976it's too late. it's a troon
landlord is going berserk with his neet son again. time for the earbuds at full blast again.
>>206039984if HRT is considered an acceptable "treatment" for trannies then so is MAID
the next 200 posts are going to be about transsexuals, this is an argument you guys really like having every single night
SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T SHIRTSSHES CHEER CAPTAIN AND IM ON THE BLEACHERS
>>206039989What a coincidence, I"m watching Lord of the Rings as I do every Christmas season. Let us know when he starts pounding his bussy.
>>206040017Based
>>206040013ehe
A man can wear a skirt as long as he's Scottish otherwise you're breaking down culturally established norms
go fly a kite
>>206039976>>206039984>>206040001
>>206040017theyre just threatening to kick him out for like the 50th time kek. it was entertaining for a while but now its tedious
LOG Update: I have almost completely eradicated the logs from my system. The first batch were disappointing but the second nearly jammed up the toilet. Third batch were like stragglers, very underwhelming. Overall pretty alright Logxperience. Might think twice about eating pizza and cheese 4 days in a row before Christmas though.
Grandma's juices are leaking on the kitchen floor
supple thighs
wasupino duderinos
>>206040094czech 'em
>>206040049Play some porn on your speakers really loudly, see how they like it. Like the worst kind of horrid BBC cuck shit you can find.
That's all I know in Spanish
>>206040076violin hips :(
made a doctor's appointment but the earliest they had was February.
>>206040145what do u have
>>206040150GRID
Why is every competitive team setting full of people who blame others for losses? They should all try carrying something for the losers around them
>>206040150rhymes with funky socks
Just spoke with the most despicable customers. They sounded really gross, they were rude as hell overtalking me. They also seemed stupid as hell. The worst thing is their smoke detector was constantly beeping in the background. Would you believe these motherfuckers were multimillionaires? Insanity.
People who say it's better to try and fail than not to try are the biggest liars ever. Failure sucks ass. Life sucks ass when you're not succeeding.
at least Ciri is still white in the new witcher game. way shits going they wree bound to make her a mulatto atrocity
this indian stuff genuinely concerns me because i know what they're like and they're conniving and power seeking.
>>206040190her facial proportions are literally the same as in W3 they just aged her skin. gamers need to stop crying about everything.
>>206040183Can't succeed unless you risk failure retard
when the bombs fall each and every one of you will be yoked up in a rawhide leash pulling my sedan chair across the cinders
>>206040166>>206040166because that's the point of a team, to have others to blame when you lose.no one wants to "share" victory with a team, they only want to share blame. it's why team sports are generally enjoyed by narcissistic losers whereas true athletes do individual sports like mountain climbing or skiing or big wave surfing, absolutely MOGGING nature and everything around them. pussy faggots run around a manicured field kicking a little ball while someone makes sure no one "cheats".
>>206040205That doesn't contradict what I said at all
>>206040150Insomnia. Lately, if I'm lucky, I might get 5 hours of sleep each night. This sort of thing has been happening to me on and off for a while, but it's gotten a lot worse the past few weeks.
>>206040217>Insomniasame team
life sucks for everyone. some people just have slightly greater amounts of respite from the suck.
/v/edditors be like "NOOO WHY IS MY MC A TRANS REPTILIAN SUBHUMANOID GENDERKIN" because they won't get better hobbies
>>206040196we shouldve stopped conniving and power seeking jews in their tracks at least 100 years ago
>>206040225Respite From The Suckin would be a good Lil Ugly Mane song
I wonder what are some of the simple pleasures that Netanyahu enjoys
>>206040229indians are running the elder protocols of the ganges on steroids 24/7. we have the chance to stem the tide now.
>>206040100
Ready to get raped in your sleep by demons tonight?
>>206040228trvke
For just 5 cents a month you could help feed this nigger baby
>>206040255fate rarely calls us at a moment of our choosing
dumb peanutposter
>>206040269Can I feed him fent
>>206040271im not him. thats the only shitxfamily picture i post here
>>206040225This is a good way to put it actually. >>206040255Jokes on them, tonight I'm doin the rapin. Gonna split Satan's bussy like a piece of firewood.
*throws a punch at you and miss by just a hair* wassup then hommey?
if i had the means i would explode vivek ramananjas head in minecraft dungeons
when the second song on the album is the most played song on spotify that's a red flag
>>206040310elaborate on your wisdom, fellow leaf
mdr
>>206040255yeah
hellowhos watching the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFrMPzMso18
>>206040318>First is the intro >Second song is the lead single >Rest of the album is filler schlock
>>206040318i'm just bullshitting because i'm bored
>>206040328I'm watching cave diving death documentaries on the choob
Donatello > Raphael > Leonardo > Michaelangelo
https://4stats.io/bad news
>>206040310>>206040318Nice try, but the #2 song on Big Shiny Tunes 5 is "Load Me Up" by Matthew Good Band, that's staple Canadiana.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xOplqgcg3g
>>206040362more like matthew bad band
>>206040341Scary Interesting?
>>>/vip/131340>>>/vip/131340
>>206040341>he is not watching the gameSAAAAAAR
Dinner is leftover salmon with pesto and asparagus and brown rice. A Guinness too
>>206040336actually this guy is correct
>>206040376haha yea>>206040373gottem
>>206040373Why don't you make like a tree and fuck off
>>206040310what's the equivalent green flag then what song should be the most popular from an album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDFNX83XmkU
the capital of mars is gonna be called new delhi
>buttpoo good
How was your traditional Christmas Orgy, anon?
>>206040417every song should have the same number plays
>>206040448Pretty good. The elves gave us a bit of trouble as usual, but once we got the cough syrup into them they calmed down and let us do our thing.
>>206040471elves are for sex, but sometimes it takes some cajoling
>>206040393That channel does a good job researching their stuff. Also not AI generated slop and generally more respectful of the nature of the content compared to some other horror/crime/disaster channels.
Elven folk are schemers and not to be trusted
is dis true
I received no less than three (3) Terry's chocolate oranges for Christmas, among other things.
>>206040509I used to play Lalafell but stopped after getting shit on due to pedos choosing the same race. I then went to Miera and eventually Malera
why the fuck did momberg get me a blanket for christmas? i've already got like 10 of them, and she knows that.
>>206040547I haven't had one of those in years
>>206040540this image gives the speaker credit for more thought than she is capable of
>>206040547Chocolate oranges are really good.
>>206040553I will have at least three (3) over the coming weeks. I'll let you know how they work out for me.
>>206040552Did you know Africans don't have blankets? Maybe you should be more grateful!
i only fuck with the dark chocolate orange. the milk one is sickening
>>206040579she could've given the blanket to an african child.
>dark chocolateywnbaw
>>206040547i can't help but think of this video whenever i see themhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qNT7enlfSo
>>206040552A blanket is a very good gift for a neetberg son who lies in bed most of the time.
>>206040594milk chocolate is for children
conan is an alligator
>>206040610I'm not NEET though and I don't even live with her.
>>206040552because you have the personality of whole wheat toast and the people skills of a hornet, what the FUCK is she supposed to get you?
The best person you can be is yourself. If you are shy don’t try to cover it up, it will just cause you more anxiety. Don’t push yourself too hard, and remember not to worry about what others think. Most of the time they are too wrapped up in worrying about what others think of them anyway!
>>206040594milk chocolate is literally for women dark chocolate is more of a man's taste
>>206040644Your are very ungrateful. I hope that your mom won't gift you anything next year.
>>206040361???
>>206040579the jungle doesn't get cold
>1999 was 40 years ago
I'm a windmill
>>206040696>2013 was 34yrs agoIt's over...
Doggo just licked my foot. Now she's squeaking her toy at dad
I'm gay lol
Drinking Guinness
that sportsball narrator sure likes to say the finns names a lot
>>206040738there's no ball in hockey
i like feet
>>206040675I specifically told her not to get me anything. This is the second year in a row this has happened.
if i had a time machine i'd go back to 2003 and warn my parents not to give birth to a loser incel son.
*licks you mischievously*
>I'm almost 30 and there are people ITT who were born in fucking 2003
>>206040740shut the f up dude
>>206040783the website is older tham 80% of the posters
>>206040783I was born in 2006
Amazon untracked delivery (from 3rd party)will it say Delivered when it arrives or will it always say that
the sirs of indiack
>>206040775It’s not really your fault. Theyve been genociding birthrates to make space for more immigrants. Theyre extremely cruel to males, because males were the ones responsible for sex. Basically they took control over the media, and have been using it to brainwash people in ways they weren’t expecting. The cheapest houses to rent actually ask for female roomates. Theyre fake listings lmao. To make things seem harder than they are. The real lowest price is a couple hundred more, something a dual income can easily afford. They just wanted to hurt single men. Theres tons of decoy postings for work too, to make it harder to find employment. Not a peep out of anyone, I almost believe im the only real person. Instead I see people who just seem to be confused and in pain, but the theory for that is that these posts actually come from a type of botfarm that’s trying to demoralize us. I just can’t explain how nobody comments on the very obvious genocide lol, like that’s a pretty big fucking deal, they’re killing us intentionally to make money.
chores are done but i dont feel like playing anymore. gonna watch some kino on yt
>>206040783Reaction images were one of the warfare plots to demoralize people. It actually sets you into a state of learned helplessness, or a type of self defeatism, when you attune your words to a sad face image. They didn’t lie about this at all, Pepe actually means pep. And wojak means woe. Theyre made by basically Harvard graduates in the military who have studied psychological warfare:
im back
>>206040927>wojak means woeit's pronounced vo-yak you stupid assclown.
>>206040927meds
>>206040909>>206040927schizojeet you forgot the thorazine today. we told you, you cant forget taking it or the funny voices will come back!
>>206040940no one tell him it's a polish word
>>206040931What did you bring us?
>>206040963nothing. sorry.
A one-megaton SLBM Minuteman-3 thermonuclear warhead has just hit Montreal.
>>206040940Sandbagging >>206040942Accusing people of being schizo when they aren’t is a form of assault actually>>206040950Accusing random people of being Indian is another type of assault Impressed with you Americans
>>206040940is this actually truedoes everyone but me pronounce it like this in their heads
>>206041015FUCK
bummy
spin use this for the new
really need to pee and maybe poo but my roommate has been in the shower for 80 minutes
Should I get high and fap
>>206041150no
>>206041150Haram
5 100-kiloton SLBM Minutemen-3 warheads have just hit Beijing.
Columbo did it again
who's watching the game vs the letts tmrw
new>>206041179>>206041179>>206041179
i remember when jason tried to build a RW twitter account but failed
Real>>206041209>>206041209>>206041209>>206041209
>>206040909I hope birth rates fall further because children and trads are both disgusting. I hope Roe v Wade comes back and there's a planned parenthood on every street corner so people stop having kids and ruining my day by being near me