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>>214290955We had no idea how good we had it
dee dee mega doo doo
>>214290949For me it's Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez
when he tries to be witty he never succeeds
i need some pussy fr
The USS Liberty was just a big misunderstanding and I will hear nothing to the contrary. Do not peddle your antisemitic conspiracy theories in our event.
>>214290992what the fuck is that thing
>>214290992mios dios
>>214291016You've never seen a bald man before?
Disney adults
>>214291007tu es le fatte loozaire huehueheuheuheu
>*distant alarm bell ringing*
i'll start the world and melt with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ujUiOPKkNE
https://youtu.be/9xrOjujCJg0Skip to 17:05 in this video
>>214291051retard doesnt know how to link a video with a timestamp lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214291049LMAO
>>214291045
>>214291028Hot take: people that move to New York to live out some Friends or Carrie Bradshaw fantasy are not allowed to laugh at Disney Adults
but seriously I'm really looking forward to December if I can finish these few things.
>>214291045basedrip king
>>214291073saved
Well Alabama Arkansas
>Even in the face of an infinitely cruel universe, the indomitable power of the human spirit will always triumph as long as it is believed in. Is this true?
>>214291077>people that move to New York to live out some...fantasyTempted to do that except with the peter parker fantasy
>>214291088I still love my ma and paw
need a Lena gf
>>214291016shemale
>>214291103Based gentrifrier
just got a fax
idk
>white people leavewhite flight>white people returngentrification
>>214291144uggo
>>214291135nigga still in the 90s
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
>>214291156I think she is cute
fanum tax no fax deadass fr no cap skibidi rizz on god
remembering a /lit/ screenshot where they sperged over a 7 subscriber book reviewer lady on youtube and how one of them described her as "sounding like she has an unbroken hymen" and that lodged itself in my brain and comes up whenever I watch a woman on youtube with a soft voice
you ever sex an indian girl?
>>214291172aint it crazy how we're just wired different like that
>>214291180yeah, her nudes were good thoughverbaitstein
>>214291180them /lit/ boys sure got a way with words
>>214291188i would never
>>214291152kill crakkkers
>>214291207I hate 2025
I like C# a lot more than Java
>>214291207yeah me neither
i might go to a strip club tomorrow, but just to watch and get a drink or two
drinking water deadass feels so good when you're thirsty on god
>I want that Jada and that Will loveWhat did J.Cole mean by this?
>>214291224haha same
>>214291243fr
>>214291188 a hindu femboy wants me to anal him
>>214291270glad to hear you're on good terms with your father
>>214291270You fockin wot?!
>>214291270deskosten
>>214291243this nigga a living organism and shit
this shit I'm smoking got me cross eyed
>smoking
>>smoking
.
>>214291318>>214291328I mean technically I'm vaping it but "this shit I'm vaping" sounds a bit gay
this shit i'm sucking got me cross eyed
>>>smoking
can't imagine not being me
>>214291352what a lardasshow does she even walk
>>214291352bitch looks like she got mobility issues
>>214291343Nigga shut the fuck up damn
>>214291364i first lift her up with my dick
>>214291303He's so fyne
Ate a lot of roasted vegetables
3x8 cock push ups
>>214291352I think I can fit there
>>214291369okay, i will but don't respond to me
SOVLFUL
Dogberg likes sweet potatoes but not zucchini
Alien: Isolation is probably the scariest game I've ever played.
This poop I shat got me cross faded
>>214291402stop feeding dogberg weird stuff
turn a nigga name into a hood
>>214291410did you give it a name
>>214291428boop
Only in cum grove
loled at this post>>214281142
>>214291439thanks for sharing
>>214291428>I peed on camera pls respond
who wants to play among us?
>>214291435Mr.Shittington
>>214291471not right now but maybe 5 years ago
>>214291439I thought the OP was funny
Burgerpunk is based
i miss her bros.
Ngl suburbs are messed up
>>214291530shouldn't have chopped it off. no going back now.
>>214291530Take a shit on the hood of her car to make her think about you
>>214291543mine isn't
>>214291352A bitch like this (a lil less lard) is at my gym. Get a boner whenever shes working out desureally want to plap her
>>214291556I mean the idea of them
>>214291530break into her house and take a shit on her couch and grind it into the arm rests with your ass to make her think about you
>>214291474how old were you
do you judge the 120 lbs twinks at the gymreddit says no but they lie to you if they think it's for your own good
>got curtains to block UV light from the sun for my room hope they work
>>214291586like 12-14
>>214291571it's just houses away from the noise of the city nigga
>>214291589No because you need to get swole and it starts somewhere
>>214291589nobody cares about you
>>214291598hope you get nailed for producing CP and sent to jail
Being weak at 25 is a shame for a man
Beaners + Niggers = Beaniggers
I think the last time I cried was back in December. I was severely depressed, and some dude on /adv/ managed to talk me out of it. He must've been a psychiatrist or something.
>>214291650more like 17, at 25 nobody cares unless you hang around meatheads
>>214291097yes. that's what I've found.
Ukraine is cooked
>>214291674No if your weak at 25, you are probably transitioning
>>214291666I had a blaxican friend as a kid, his gramps broke the toilet once and screamed "A LA VERGA!!!!"
>>214291701what does that mean
>>214291704its like saying "HOLY SHIT!!!!!"
What's the sit rep on Carney, is he le good or le bad?.t don't follow politics
>>214291699fuck oinkraine idgaf about them or russia stop sending our money there just cuz crystia is mad
I stand with Ukraine
i stand with my legs
>>214291627remember when he said this when futanaris became real and started taking over the country?
>>214291752then donate to them voluntarily, dont force all taxpayers to pay for it, the fuck does that war have to do with this place
>>214291744Sounds like a great new home for refugees from brown countries.
>>214291769article 5 and deterrence or something
>>214291769Because I stand with my EU bros
I'm a gay faggot and my dick is small and I'm brown and I'm retarded and I smell like shit
>>214291744finally, it will make sense at LAST for me to say, perhaps "10 million retarded, brown monkey migrants will solve this"
>>214291785great post. just magnificent.
I'm 35 but some girl in my college class thought I was 18 years old
children just coming to college are very bad at estimating people's ages.
nothing is fun or interesting anymore
im back
I love NATO, will probably work for them
>>214291783ukraine isn't even in nato fuck tardalso nato is retarded, why would we fight russia across the ocean? we dont even have a navythe entire armed forces are useless waste of money, as long as america exists, nobody will invade north america
>>214291833why the FUCK are you in college if you're 35
Can I get a cup of liquor
Israel has a high population growth. Maybe they could transform Ukraine into a 2nd Khazarian Kingdom with a few Jewish setttlers.
Every mass shooter has been a neurotic retard
i think it would be kinda cool to be a glowie desu
>>214291857Lick her I hardly know her
>>214291879My thoughts exactly
I could offer you a double shot of Whiskey.
i literally cannot stop sabotaging myself
>>214291869israelis should move back to poland ukraine or whatever
>>214291869Better yet, we could send millions of Indians to Israel after resettling all the big tiddy jewesses to Ukraine to be BRED.
Should I buy UFO 50?
>>214291876no shit
>>214291876makes you wonder what if someone who knew what they were doing did one, I think the one in New Zealand was ex-military but that's the only "professional" one I can think of
what do you call a black police officer?
>>214291916a chicken nugget scoon
>>214291855my gf ( at the time) wanted me to relocate to NYC but that place is super expensive. so if I wanted to get a better job in the area I needed a degree. which I didn't have because I always had to deal with finances
The mall in the OP picture is in Cape Town, South Africa
>>214291855easy pussy
>>214291891I wonder how many of these idf hoes are actually just like 90% eastern european
>>214291916A nigger
Anyone else watched smallville? I miss early 2000s kinohttps://youtu.be/TbczVHWCNVg
>>214291891Most of the good looking IDF thots have a lot of Slavic DNA anyways. Full Ashkenazi or Oriental Jewish women don't look like that.
What do you say to a black guy wearing a three piece suit?
>>214291937
Dogberg doesn't want to sleep on his bed how do I make him sleep on it instead of sleeping on my bed?
Ssense filing for bankruptcy:/
>>214291957how do you plea?
>>214291957a crispy ass nigga
>>214291966>the big bed is for people>the floor bed is for dogs
>>214291966spend quality time with dogberg, he won't be around forever. he just wants to be with you.
>>214291935They let everyone with just Jewish grandparent make Aliyah. After the collapse of the Soviet Union a lot of Russians and Ukrainians faked their genealogy so they could migrate more easily to Israel or other countries.
nlg I feel bad when I call a black person a nigger and they just look sad instead of chimping out
>>214292006not lonna gie
>>214292019How do I do that
>>214292024you just start doing it
>>214292006why would you do this unless they were chimping outits expected that you just give them the smile
>>214292014Bodied that freak
just extracted a big blackhead from my chin by applying gentle pressure with my fingernails
>>214291935they fly in models from europe for photoshootssource is my ass but you have to admit it sounds right
>>214291879Just apply to general dynamics
sirens going off like crazy, i hope everyone is alright.
>>214292000I don't want dog fur on my bed and momberg wants a new couch and chair so we must teach him that it's unacceptable to lay on the furniture
>>214291744Maybe those schizos were right about the Jews taking over Ukraine.
what IS up with that
I thought the reason I don't get matches on tinder anymore is because I was at the bottom of the algorithm but then I realized it's because I'm 29 and the pool is so much smaller than when I was 24.
I just realized I never got your name
>>214292081Women like older guys. Have you considered not being ugly, short, poor, and brown?
>>214292081I thought it was easier to date at 29 because bitches are looking to settle down at that age
>>214292067momberg needs to stop being so stuck up, he's a dog and he loves you unconditionally. treat him better.
>>214292073teaching is a shit job
Why are there so many fat white girls working on the streets of Seattle?
FROM NERVOUS HANDS TO NERVOUS NIGHTMAAAAAAAAAAARESI OFTEN WAKE AND FINDI'M NOT ALONE JUST LONELY ALL THE TIME.I'M NOT ALONE JUST LONELY ALL THE TIME.I'M NOT ALONE JUST LONELY ALL THE TIME.I'M NOT ALONE JUST LONELY ALL THE TIME.
>>214291757Best post itt so far
>>214292088Carlos Ardilla
>>214292102teaching *minorities* is a shit job
>>214292088Steve Dave
>>214292088Do you also want my number?
>>214292073teachers are literal trash tier retards
>>214292104hypothesis: people who are fat are lazy, stupid, lack ethical sense, and are greedyhypothesis: prostitutes are lazy, stupid, lack ethical sense, and are greedy
>>214292122Yeah are you down to sext?
>>214292091Years ago that was true but now zoomers think a 25+ guy dating a college aged girl is a pedo
>>214292104she has the face of a fat gamer dude
>>214292132Nah, the old uggos just say that to shame others.
>>214292132sheeiiit if that makes me a pedo then call me destiny
>>214292131Yeah, sure.Text me "POTUS" to my number 45470.
- the Armed Forces of Ukraine routinely execute their own personnel (deserters, shirkers, etc.) with kill drones and then post the footage online as "attacks on Russian occupiers" for their particularly stupid and bloodthirsty fans.
>>214292091I'm not short or brown
>>214292160uhm, source???
Imagine if we ate with our penises and our ballsack was the stomach and we had sex with our tongues and semen came from our old stomach
>>214292169why are you particularly stupid and bloodthirsty?
>>214292170silly ass nigga
>>214292170that is sickening
your mom's old stomach is already full of semen
The Egyptians believed that the most significant thing you could do in your life was die
>>214292135She would be very cute if she were slim, without glasses and not dressed as a cheap hooker.
>>214292160the redditors are NOT going to like this post
>>214292179How
>>214292190so if she looked totally different, but still white, she would be cute?
test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZZPnFF-TMglisten to this song
>>214292169His bumhole
>>214292194fat redditards sperging out? very common, very sad
estrogen
Do I:>A.) Go out and doordash then buy alcohol with the money I makeor>B.) Stay in and artistically organize my inventory in a video game for 8 hours straightNote: I only got 3 hours of sleep
>economy is doo doo dog ass>arctic ice is melting>new shipping lanes and minerals and shit could be up therewe gotta build up our navy bros we should rule the arctic
>>214292188im egyptian i cant wait to meet God
>>214292220Stay inside it's dangerous to drive with little sleep
>>214292222this is why drumpf wants greenland so bad
>>214292214death to boomers
>>214292204Yeah, white girls are pretty hot.
40 year old faggot
>women push an entire human being out of their cunt
>>214292220so trve
>>214292222greencucks are gonna say no cuz of warming o algo, they wont even touch the oil under quebec
you're beautifulyou're beautiful it's true
>>214292255a lil one
>>214292256>thos thighs UFFF
>>214292256meant for >>214292239obviously
>>214292222a navy full of jeets won't be very fearsome, saar. Russia will mop the floor with you
street farter 4
being charged on 2 counts of conspiring to criticize Israel
I want to get a gay man pregnant
years ago they tried to
>>214292264OK but imagine giving birth out of your dick, even a lil one
super fartio brothers
>>214292267That's a man.
>>214292296LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!
Gay men are capable of giving birth
>>214292296fartio and pooigi lmfaoooo
>>214292303it is not, sir
Did you guys know that one tranny who did gay tranny porn then got a job at a major gaming show or whatever got AIDS from being a faggot
>>214292256>white girl
>>214292270Is that Slavoj Zizek?
what the fuck is happening to this thread
Anime
>>214292245https://youtu.be/RCFQsqGNVq8
>>214292328Fuck a mother fucking duck mother fucker!
>>214292329yes. he doesn't care for "india"
>>214292329No it's Phil Hartman
>>214292255how can we compete dick bros
does it seem like women store less fat in their faces than men
sonic the farthog
>>214292342ducks stick together you never see a duck walking alone, ducks that walk alone usually die, hence, you need friends and a girl
>>214292351by logmaxxxing. eat tons of fibre, drink loads of water, and just a ton of McDonalds food to get our shits super bulky and girthy.
>>214292356Their whole cranium is smaller (trannies hate this btw)
more like phil fartman
>>214292290zam wypipo be doin ass babies now?
final fartasy vii
Bret the shitman fart
Crumbl is highway robbery
farto: combat evolved
>>214292397diabetuslop
>>214292397a friend of mine bought me box of crumbl cookies after i got discharged from the hospital. they were tasty.
>>214292397goyslop labubu shite
https://youtu.be/O9Y1sEmyymw
>>214292369a smaller skull should mean the fat has less area to spread out over, so they should look fatter which goes against my theoryidk
>>214292417did they get the dildo out
>>214292397don't see the hype over these. I bought a few with a girl and one was really good, the other ones were very mid, and one was simply not good.
the good, the bad, and the fart
I like final fantasy 12 myselfits $50 fucking dollars on steam stillit was a ps2 gamethe ps5 released 5 years agothe Japanese have absolutely zero concept of modern marketing. I would have bought your game if it were priced anywhere close to reasonably, there is no reason for me to not just pirate it at that point
>>214292438what is the point of this type of post
need some bitches frfr
>>214292256i like when blonde and blue eyed white girls wear blue eyeliner, it makes their blue eyes more shiny
sid meier's fart
>>214292397They're like a gorilion calories too
>>214292446did they sew back your anus
>>214292397I don't like cookies that are all soft and melty like that
>>214292446to call you a fucking faggot, obviously.
>>214292464shit meier
It should be illegal to stop selling alcohol after 11:45PM
Gta 6 fart city
i will never be someone's favorite person
shitman: absolution
>>214292466twink detected
>>214292446have you considered NOT being a fagtarded fuck?
I can bake better cookies from scratch
>>214292485Best one
>>214292478my state stops selling liquor (even in bars) after 7 pm. its fucked
Spinster sitting on my face while she shit posts on the chan
>>214292438>>214292446
>>214292397Wow, Canada is collapsing! How can people survive if essential food like crumbl cookies cost nearly 40 doll hairs?
>>214292478>rates of alcohol related deaths skyrocket
>>214292499what the F*CK?? why? do you live in alaska?
>>214292499>>214292478but they sell liquor until 2am?
>what the fuck is a crumb cookie>buys crumb cookies>this shit isnt even that goodshouldn't you niggers be exceptionally resiliant against this kind of marketing? absolutely shameful
>>214292518south carolina
>>214292492Are you somebody's mom
>>214292517absolute bullshit, real alcoholics have a stockpile of alcohol. the people who work night shift and just want to have a beer on the way home truly LIVE to be tortured
>>214292512Since the collapse of Tim Hortons, looking for a place to a get a sweet fix
make a new one nigga
>>214292522zoomers are famously stupid and fall for the worst marketing, their desire to spend money and consoom actually outweighs that of boomers.
The only thing Ted Kaczynski did wrong was bobbing the plane
>>214292527weird, my brother lives there (at myrtle beach)when he first moved their him and his wife both got in trouble because they told them they work too hard and I guess thats a bad thing in that culture
>>214292522wow multiple people post in /cum/ you don't say
>>214292545I am a zoomer thoughever
tomb farter
>>214292547he ackked kwab
Just squeaked out a spicy one
>>214292556then you know
>>214292567tom clancy's sharter cell
>>214292567wash yo ass
>>214292551>>214292518it appears I was half wrong. liquor stores are required to close at 7 pm and the distilleries in my area cut liquor sales (but not beer/wine) after 7pm but apparently businesses with appropriate on premise licenses can go to 2am tho I havnt seen any in my area (hilton head). I just moved here in january though
>>214292540new>>214292583>>214292583>>214292583
>>214292540Away from my peecee rn
i have never, and will never, make a new thread.
>>214292532I just like baked goods. I make very good cinnamon rolls too. Some would call those my specialty
>>214292172Why are you coping for the russians they don't need you making excuses for them
