donald trumpprevious: >>214290955
>>214292577Restaurants can sell later here too which makes NO FUCKING SENSEAh yes open containers to people who have to drive home after drinking? perfectly fineClosed containers that people bring home to drink without having to drive afterwards? BANNED!!!!
>>214292602thats a man
>>214292583miss when this guy was funny instead of angry and miserable all the time
sun tzu's fart of war
>>214292608are you blind, nigga
>>214292602never even pulled the trigger
>>214292610He's an old man. Angry and miserable is all that's left. He's mad that his life is almost over.
Hey that's the guy
>>214292608men dont have fat noodle arms like that unless they are exceptionally obese
>>214292618girls don't know how to pump gas
sun tzu's shart of war
My grandfather was Lebanese
>>214292645brb goontime
hope baron won't be as retarded as his father when he becomes president
my grandfather was a cobb salad in a ziploc bag but you don't see me bragging about it
>>214292663>ruler of a nycountry>not a retardI've got some bad news for you...
They say to expect punishment is to suffer it
if that leaf (if he is a gentleleaf and not a foul-smelling j**eet ) wants to know if i'm somebody's mom he'll just have to see my reply in the previous thread
>>214292628he was already an old man during "many such cases" "nipples protruding" "haters and losers" "bad hombres" "chill greta chill" and the elizabeth warren beer thingnow hes just an older man who has lost the spice
>>214292677you don't have to expect anything to suffer
I've pissed in a jug more times than I can remember
>>214292700Take your piss jugs back to the dump, Ray.
>>214292712
why do pipo in their homes piss in jugs in the first place
>>214292722Can't muster the energy to walk to the bathroom
I only piss in jugs when there's no bathroom available and I can't find a private spot. Usually do it in my car. Washer fluid jugs seem like a good option at first until you have to go and realize how small the opening actually is, the head of my flaccid penis is easily twice the diameter of the opening.
Using the bathroom is supposed to be done in private. Therefore, public bathrooms, in which someone else can hear or even see you, are crimes against humanity.
phosphorus was discovered from urine
>>214292765Tsmt
>>214292760>realize how small the opening actually isStealth bragging about his girth.>he head of my flaccid penis is easily twice the diameter of the opening.Overt bragging about his girth.
Your bird is fit
>>214292796Look at a washer fluid jug, then try shoving your dick in it and see what happens.
stroking my big fat bird
Can we at least all agree that airplanes in the night sky are like shootings stars?
>>214292819>Common lid diameters include 1-7/16 inch, 1-11/16 inch, 1-15/16 inch, 2-1/16 inch, 2-1/8 inch, 2-3/16 inch, 2-1/4 inch, 2-5/16 inch, 2-3/8 inch, and 3 inch.
sperm was discovered from cum
>>214292830I don't understand why this idea entices you so much
>>214292852I could really use a wish right now
poop was discovered from butt
>>214292866what is your wish
>>214292839I just tried measuring one that I had by my back door, it's roughly 1 3/4" in diameter
I’m the ugliest man alive
>>214292898alcohol to be sold in stores past 11:45pm
Me and the gf
>>214292918>alcohol to be sold in stores past 11:45pmvs>15% discount on all alcohol
feeling super jewish
how many of you rode the short bus to school
if regular yogurt came in tubes like gogurt i would be more inclined to eat yogurt i also hate the way the british say yogurt i fuckin hate those guys pieces of shit
>>214292940I walked to school while my class mates drove past every day and I felt bad
>>214292936already no tax on alcohol here so basically same thing
Imagine if Columbine had never happened
>>214292956Kwab
Don't forget who controls this website.Don't forget about the 4chan April hack.
the power has flashed 4 times in the last 5 minutes.
remember back in the day when school shooters were just straight white males? #justmillennialthings
>>214292985They would have been trans if it was socially acceptable back then
Kill yourself clownpedo
>>214292998whataboutifismsismsmsm don't count>>214293001why do you think she's a child you homo faggot
YooooI'm druuuuunk
>>214293001I don't think he's a pedoLet's not throw that word around unless they actually post children, like goshpedo
zoomers be like >BROOOOOO>I HAD 2 ICE COOLERS IM SO DRUNK!
>>2142930522 pints of IPAs1 pint of lagerA few shots of licorice ouzo
>>214293049I must've slammed his ass in the past while posting clowns and he's mindbroken over it. That's why he just screeches pedo now.
>>214293065intoxicated fool
>>214293077I got drunk at a work get together, sue me
>>214292583Built for BBC
>>214293065pussy
>>214293023how is that whataboutism
Niggas you need to stop drinking on weeknights that's pure degen shit, I should know I used to be a boozer.
mom drunk-texted me and the siblings again about how us being born derailed her life and prevented her from having a successful career.
Name them.https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/uscapitals
>>214293096I'm a sensitive guy>>214293099I drink like twice a month, who cares what day it's on?
>>214293099I stopped drinking for 15 days and my blood test still said elevated liver levels
>>214292924I love how the body language says it all. She's trying to tear down the superstructure, while he's patronizing the subertor for mere tranquility.
>>214293108I got a 98% on the state capitals exam in 4th gradeI'd probably fail it now
>>214293107tell her she never wouldve made it anyway and she's deluding herself
>>214292688Why'd they have to get too big for their breeches, the teutonic order was kino
>>2142931143-4 weeks of no drinking is when you start to notice major changes. >>214293112I don't believe it.
sticky hot honey & lemon chicken thighs for /cum/ and I
If Eric and Dylan were actually successful with women they wouldn’t have done what they did
>>214292945Unironically as much room as a modern truck
I wish I didn’t have autism
>>214293156nice
>>214293156That oily newspaper looks kino af
>>214293157I watched a documentary on them and one was clearly a complete psychopath who wanted to murder people and the other was just a brainless retard who wouldve followed his friend in literally anything
got a big goon sesh drawn up for tomorrow
>>214293156i got the exact same american flag for free when i bought something at ace hardware around memorial day
>>214293156sticky cum wings no doubt
>>214293190Make sure you're back here for a debrief session to let us know how it went.
>>214293189Eric wasn’t a clinical psychopath given that he did clearly show empathy and remorse for his family in the basement tapes. Although he did definitely have some sort of schizophrenia
>>214293108lel
These white noise machines are a game changer. Sleep way deeper and you actually dream too.
>>214293280I just turn on a fan
>>214293285You get superaids if you do that
>>214293295t. Hung-Wei Kim
>>214292998>they would have been heroin addicts if heroin were legalok lol
cum isnt usually this dead at this time right?
Hotboxing with my farts
>>214293156sticky hot honey & lemon crumbl cookie Dubai chocolate labubu
>>214293327It depends on the night
>>214293108i almost failed fifth grade because of this. some of them i should have got but what the fuck is harrisburg
>>214293341>Harrisburg Chudville
loooooooooooooooooooooooooong weekend coming up buds
>>214293341>Annapolis So many great memories for me hereIt's worth visiting on a road trip S-tier nightlife
>>214293322who are you quoting?
>>214293280>>214293285they're pointless, you can just use your phone speaker and its plenty loud enough
Did you have a family dog growing up?
>>214293361I suspect it's all the navy cadets but I've never been so what do I know
>>214293374Yes there are navy cadets there but also all the other middle class young people from Anne Arundel County
>>214293368going to pretend I didn't see this post honestly, trying not to get too upset right now.
>>214293388Get his ass
>>214293341I only know about Madison, Wi because of the Brazilian who studies there. He also said there are a lot of blonde girls there. Is that true?
>plan date with girl in 4 days>already think of the punchline I will use when meeting
>>214293373when i was a kid we had a german shepherd. and i’ve got this dog now i’ve had since i was 10. he’s lost his joie de vivre lately its very sad
>>214293388I mean why didn't you just think to buy a fan or a dehumidifier?Both produce white noise while actually making the room comfy
>>214293401Wisconsin is the most ethnically German state in the U.S. IIRC
i hate wisconsin and indiana and minnesota. i’m actually glad i grew up in the bombed out nigger slums of florida instead of one of those places
>>214293401>He also said there are a lot of blonde girls
>>214293406Maybe find a younger dog for him to play with
I use a Honeywell Air Genius air purifier as a combination sleepytime white noise generator and air quality improver
>>214293407cheap little chinese speaker from a phone sounds like utter shiti own a fan and a dehumidifier. fans blow air around which i don't want when i'm sleeping, and my dehumidifier is in my basement where it belongs.
steam achievements are a real pain in the ass to complete. for some games i have 100+ hours but less than 50% of the achievements.
>>214293443If they were too easy, it wouldn’t feel like an achievement
>>214293431I did this for my aging lab and she just sat on the puppy until he was bigger. She's still lazy and rarely plays with him, but the puppy loves her to death
anyone playing PoE2 tomorrow when it goes free to play
One game I have on steam has an achievement that’s something like “You booted up the game for the first time!”Which annoys me. Lazy!
>>214293431he doesn’t like dogs he only likes people he’s an uncle tom. he’s just elderly and dying not much you can do about it
Wish I grew up in Wisconsin or Minnesota rather than faggot ass Texas
@gork is this true
>>214293503Imagine growing up in a country with demographics like that. Must be heaven compared to the shitshow now
Took big shit
>>214293513It’s crazy what has happened to Canada. I recently saw footage of Brampton (modern day jeet ghetto) from the 90s, and it looked nicer and whiter than anywhere in Canada today.
do you guys daydream about an alternative version of yourself or a possible future for yourself
>>214293533Kimchi flavored, I'm sure
>>214293497What's wrong
>>214293537Not reallyBesides being single, my life is basically perfectI really wish I had a gf though
Unpopular Opinion: Anti-bullying campaigns did more harm than good.Bullies are a part of an ecosystem. Much like how hunters keep game populations in check, bullies kept the weirdo population in check.You didn’t have boys insisting they were girls or cats or whatever when bullies were a thing.By taking bullies out of the equation, the weirdo population has grown out of control.
>>214293551I think social media has created the effects you're describing moreso than a lack of bullies
>>214293547its definitely over
This licorice ouzo has got me turnt, bros
>>214293551The whole premise of so-called bullying is retarded. What, I have to be nice to everyone all the time? Very female-coded behavioural expectations.
>>214293562no. there were always weirdos>>214293585>Very female-coded behavioural expectations.also true.
Drove 9 hours round trip to the mountains today. Did some hiking. Learned that my body doesn’t like to shit away from home. Normally I drop a titanic shit every morning but today I didnt shit until I just got home a few minutes ago.
YouYes youYou are stupid
>>214293537i occasionally day dreamed of having a gf. realized the impossibility and stopped
>>214293513idk I'm white and got a date with an asian girl so I'm happy. There could be a billion jeets for all I care
>>214293599if you're driving 9 hours why didn't you stay a few nights...
Just spent $2700 on light fixtures
>>214293604i literally look like this
In dogs, if you take a puppy away from the litter too early, the puppy doesn’t learn that biting others leads to getting bit back, and they’ll often go on to frequently bite humans. This is what anti-bullying policy achieves for antisocial freaks who’d normally be prone to getting mocked by their peers.
>>214293604Ok...
>>214293608weak men & hard times
>>214293608There are 1.3 billion jeets in fact!
i had thing i think it was low blood pressure where my vision was fucky and had spots i couldn't see so i laid down and i got better but then i got a mad migraine so i took painkillers and then stayed in the dark for like 2 3 hours now i'm better
someday rape will endthat day is not today
>>214293623>>214293626Sorry that post was mean I shouldn't have made itYou guys are smarter than the average person, and I mean that sincerely
200 excess Chinese men and 1.3 billion jeets need to magically disappear from the earth to restore balance to gods land
>>214293643im not smart.
>>214293621i guess you could say your future is looking bright
>>214293660The fact that you know you aren't smart makes your smarter than at least 40% of this country
>>214293625>the puppy doesn’t learn that biting others leads to getting bit back, and they’ll often go on to frequently bite humans. This is what anti-bullying policy achieves for antisocial freaks who’d normally be prone to getting mocked by their peers.starting to think there ought to be normal schools brought back. current school is a waste of time anyways: your teacher uses chatGPT to give you an assignment, you use chatGPT to finish the assignment, the teacher uses chatGPT to grade the assignment...if you want your kids to actually learn things...well
>>214293669it doesn't work like that.
Its 1.45 jeets now actually India isn't going to cull it's population, they are going to send them abroad.The Jeetpocalypse is imminent
There is no word in our language which has been so much misused and prostituted as the word love. It has been preached by those who were ready to condone every cruelty if it served their purpose; it has been used as a disguise under which to force people into sacrificing their own happiness, into submitting their whole self to those who profited from this surrender. [...] It has been made so empty that for many people love may mean no more than that two people have lived together for twenty years just without fighting more often than once a week.
>>214293610Because even shitty hotels are $600 a night in the area
>>214293699I love you
1.5 billion actually
>BREAKING: Pope Leo Tells Catholic Politicians: You Can’t be Catholic and Pro-AbortionI mean this is kinda basic stuff from a Catholic perspective, kinda sad he had to even say it. democrats in shambles tho
>>214293710I'm pro-abortion and no amount of faith-based chud arguments can convince me otherwise
>>214293712what you farming there, pardner??
>>214293710You have to say even obvious shit like this explicitly. If you stay quiet the media and left wing loons label you an LGBT pope like they did Francis.
>>214293705See: his wife :(
the sound of millions of jeets coming https://youtu.be/hMe1oDxkW1c?feature=shared
>>214293699
I'm pro-abortion because I hate the people that are pro-abortion and hope they don't reproduce.
>>214293720nobody cares about your incel opinion
>>214293735He’s one of the good ones
TUNUK TUNUK TU-TUNUK TUNUK TU-TUNUK TUNUK DODADADA
>>214293739danny elfman? the tim burton guy?wowza, who could have thought that those guys would be a little kooky!
>>214293740We have common ground>>214293741I've had sex before, disqualifying me from inceldom
>>214293732Francis was strangely accepting of homosexuals though
The jeets could literally just have a warhammer 40k ork waaagh moment where they send one billion of them out to just fucking walk into any country. There isn't enough guns and bullets to stop them and they could do it in a week. They don't need an army they could just fucking occupy Poland or something and it would be done.
this thread is getting too smelly. it's time to go.
Why do people make fake shit up on the internet
>>214293576my NIGGA you gonna be an ouzo bum soon
>>214293625figures a canadian would know about dog behavior because they used to sleep with dogs in the winter to keep warm. it's where the phrase "cold as a three dog night" comes from
I’m anti abortion because without it we would all have more friends.
>>214293777digits confirm: jontron WON
>>214293777based JonTron appreciator and digit obtainer
they could just walk 2758 hours and survivelmao
PoopFunny
>>214293777destiny isnt a zionist or a pedophile. nice try though.
>>214293807he is both a zionist and a pedophileyou are a liar
POOP IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>214293807Destiny is a bitchmade cumchugger, Nick Fuentes fucked his throat.
I could easily kill destiny in hand to hand combat
>>214293797what if you walked 500 milesand thenyou walked 500 more
>>214293817How tall is he
today's bible verse
sky daddy is not the truth
I ate SIX pieces of fried fish for dinner because I ordered 2 fish tacos and my friend accidentally ordered fish and chips that he didn't want
>>214293830t. you
>>214293833okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSib3cYTTD8
>>214293833why is your friend so STUPID LOL
>>214293822somewhere around 5'3"
bon jovi fucking sucks.
>>214293851QR codes to online ordering creates confusion>>214293842Thank you for replying to my post
>>214293855yeah maybe if you're a fuckin RETARD fag
>>214293855>t. gay
>>214293855I agree
>>214293855
>>214293855https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/neighbor%20bon%20jovi/type/op/
Billy Idol: yes, cool dude for straight menBon Jovi: no, only for girls and gay menNow you know.
it's really fucking dumb how much misinformation gets thrown around in this thread
>>214293883Point out some of the misinformation posted so far in this thread
>>214293807hes absolutely a zionist. the apologia ive seen out of him about all of the dead journalists and aid workers is maddening. israel makes the US involvement in the middle east look almost saint like in comparisonthe pedophile bit is a stretch because in most of the civilized world 17 is fair game and the current age discourse that gen Z has popularized is straight up lunacy; but being in your mid 30s with a teenage son being exposed texting a 17 year old girl about how he fantasizes about making her swallow his cum before he sends her back to her parents is something. people have been canceled and removed from the public conscious for far less
>>214293879>neighbours have been loudly playing Bon Jovi every Sunday for at least 3 yearsHOLY BASED!
>it's really fucking dumb how much misinformation gets thrown around in this thread
>mfw misinformation
Go, take to yourself a wife of whoredom and have children of whoredom, for the land commits great whoredom by forsaking the Lord.
>>214293895i don't sound like that
>>214293855he has like two good songs thats about it
>>214293890the guy who said destiny ISN'T a pedophile zionist, for instance
>>214293904I'll find a wife who sits on my face every night (or at least 3 times a week)I WILL
whoredom and gowhoreah
>>214293905you sound and look identical to that.
Bon Jovi's version of "Hallelujah" is actually rather good
ITS MY LIFE
this aint a song for the broken farted
>>214293928https://youtu.be/YBcdt6DsLQA?si=Vxav5tbzLwqFGZgI
Cuz I'm wanted dead
lolLMAO
>>214293943This is suspicious
Destiny is legitimately a disgusting guy and probably has some deeply horrendous shit in his closet
>>214293952Thankfully I don't watch any streamers so I don't care
>>214293943I long suspected they would come for Early Life at some point. The "blue the jew" campaign brought it to their attention years ago already.
>>214293943
>>214293967then we'll shrimply have to blue the jews again. anyways someone should download all of wikipedia right now so they can't hide the early life section
Just watched Glenn Howerton get shot to death in a hallway. Long overdue.
>>214293967Haha, this Egyptian nobleman is so based
me when I DUDE
>>214293943Just scroll further down to "personal life"
>>214293978I want the Wikipedia from before the Tides Foundation started their influence.
>>214293943early life is antisemitic chud
>Life is a highway>Well, I wanna ride it all night long (Mm, yeah)>If you're goin' my way (You're goin' my way)>I wanna drive it all night long (All night long)
God tier. Having a blast browsing this mongolian basket weaving forum after probably 10 years of testing normie waters and listening to this.Life is good.
>>214293943Wikipedia is soy enough that they'd actually do it. They go along with transgender shit
>>214293972fantastic lol
>>214293991sometimes you have to scroll down to categories
>>214293777destiny really buck broke jontron fans lmao. they're still seething about it a decade later
>>214293943this cant be real
>>214293999Yeah this is a 10/10 album for sure
drinking milk
desTINY lost + is a zionist pedo
are all redditors this stupid?
>>214294028Yes
>>214294008Redditjeet
>>214294028go back
>>214294017Whole milk?
>>214294028that obviously would not work + leftards have already been targetting churches for quite a while. deacons have been stacking troon bodies for years
>>214294038yes
>>214294034kek
>>214294028literally all of them
>>214293775Poland is under the U.S. nuclear umbrella
redditors literally have fucking holes in their brain
>>214294067So do youYou are Mr. Swiss Cheese Brain
>>214294073fuck you you're GoudaHead
https://youtu.be/51iquRYKPbs?si=5qIv7y7mrNr7RvLpYou know what's crazy is happening upon a song you never heard from a huge band like Linkin Park who's music was played literally everywhere. 242milly views too so it wasn't just some random song nobody liked
>>214293775actually it would take 69 days to walk from India to Poland and they'd have to cross Afghanistan, Russia and Ukraine.retard
>>214294091I'm glad you've made this musical discovery, but I implore you to explore other bands and find better music to listen to
>>214294091they're called deep cuts anon
That kid who shot up thr church would sketch himself looking in the mirror and the devil would be his reflection
>>214294091who hasn't heard of linkin park
>>214294096>69 daysIt would definitely take longer than thatHow long did it take Marco Polo to make his journey?
>>214294098Lol>>214294103Source
>>214294105gonna have ot question your reading comprehension skills here, bucko
>but I implore you to explore other bands and find better music to listen to
>>214294111you're not a woman
only a few more months til eggnog is available
>>214294108
>>214294127you ARE a jeet and you ARE The Raped
>>214294103>>214294108That’s also fake Russian btw
>>214294103he also said he regretted brainwashing himself into becoming a tranny...many such cases. that is why we'll see troon violence escalating in the coming years.you can't just "oopsie!!" your way out of being a troon in most cases.
>>214294140Yea he had a weird russia obsession
Demon possessed
average russia supporter
>>214294140that's what trannies see when they look in the mirror ??heckin cute and valid
>>214294147Probably because he was a Satanist. From the libtard geopolitical worldview, being a Russophile is a subversive and perverse as being a Satanist through their secular theology.
Should the parent be punished? she didn't notice her nutjob son was stacking up weapons
I wonder if there are “psychopathic” animals so to speak. Social animals who have similar mutations to human psychopaths in which they can’t feel affection or many emotions
>>214294185
>>214294196I don’t think it makes sense for parents of adult children to be punished for their children’s crimes, unless they were somehow actively complicit in those crimes.
>>214294200Probably not, animals aren't intelligent enough to possess complex emotions and morality the way we do.
>>214294200I don't know.I feel like every animal besides humans would be a "psychopath" since only humans have true empathyMaybe dogs do too
guns should be banned
>>214294200This presumably exists in some form in all social animals; defective or antisocial individuals who cannot get along with others as normal
If you fart me upIf you fart me up, I'll never stop
>>214294130That's not a source
>>214294219Do you think our government should go house to house, destroying and confiscating all guns?This would be the right thing to do, but it will NEVER happen.
>>214294173so true
>>214294227Metro, economic times, ABC7
>>214294219Jeets should be banned
>>214294229>>214294219post tits, ladies
>>214294234>>214294234New
>>214294237we need common sense jeet control
>>214294214>animals aren't intelligent enoughSome definitely are, though not as deep and complex. A lot of traits previously believed to be exclusive to humans have been observed in other species
>>214294248Yes but psychopathy requires an animal not just to be capable of feeling high-level emotions but also to have a mental defect severe enough to lack some of them which are innate - like empathy and respect for life. Most animals don't have any real concept of life or death, only survival and danger. They don't know that they can "die" anymore than they know they've been "born".
>>214294324You're a nigger.
