all the posters in /brit/ are SOBs edition
Honestly if it keeps our girls safe, I wouldn't mind the migrants getting shagged
it will take me 139 years to pay off the student loan with the plan i'm on even though they'll write it off in my 60s
its as shrimple as that
>>214296085My plan for the future? Who cares about my student loan, it will probably get written off. And who cares about my pension too. Hopefully the government will give me enough to live on, but if they don't, who cares. Being elderly is shit anyway. If I die early then whatever.
crikey
>>214296060look smithers, GARBO is coming!
Fuckin payday boysGet the months profits shoved into the isaGet that allowance used up
>>214296100a pension feels like a myth at this point
woken up to the sound of drilling in my wall, go outside and see a bloke on the side of my house drilling into the wall I ask him what does he think he’s doing and he says he’s with sky. Couldve fucking told me mum made me look like a dickhead
>>214296120already used all my allowance
>>214296130UVE BEEN DONE BLOGLORD
I want you in my room
>>214296130Your wall? Think you'll find that's your mums wallMaybe when you grow up and get your own place, you can call it your wall
drilling into some cunts wall didnt even tell him ahah
>>214296108surely the government doesn't expect this to get paid off? the interest is like 4.3% the debt only ever goes up
>>214296150No my wall as in my bedroom wall stop trying to be smart I’m 20 years old you little cunt
>>214296130couldn't you have asked mum before you went out and shouted at him?
got the hearts of iron loaded with chud mods, incel swill brewing, lovely morning
I'm a fresh NEET and signed up for UC the other day and now I have to go into jobcentre for a 30 minute meeting todayffs lads
>>214296138That's mine spunked after this monthGot some 12k to shove elsewhere, gonna have yo be GIA as I'm already taxed on a savings acct I have
>my favorite artists of all time are Death in June, Joy Division, The Smiths, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Aphex TwinWhat kind of person do you imagine (it's me btw)?
Are all Russians in favour of the war in Ukraine or not?
>>214296128
>>214296213why don't you go ask them instead of us you melt
>>214296168She’s not here
>>214296060why are you posting dumb shit like this?
>>214296217Heh, keep paying up little piggy!
>it's raining>nights are getting darker earlier>a bit of a chill to the air>people's faces looking more forlornYep, the 5 months of hell is starting
>>214296217mad how true this ispeople wonder why people don't want to work and why young people are so despondent, and the fact of the matter is there are essentially no incentives to be a productive member of society anymore. This is just part of the picture.
>>2142962475 months of SOVL
isn't it someone's birthday today
It's friday lads. A cold pint. A warm shower. A jazz cover of Sinatra's Fly Me To The Moon. A cheeky weekend trip. The Good Lord knows you've earned it. Love to you and yours x
>>214296247It is imperative to stay inside with a blanket to hand
>>214296263
>>214296247good fuck the summer my tits are always sweating and my arse is always wet
>>214296284someone's birthday every day mate
>>214296290stop being a fat cunt then
>>214296203Forgot to add King Crimson to this list
>>214296309No mate. 29 August is the only day in history where nobody has ever been born.
>>214296309you dont know that
>>214296343i know everything
>>214296362must be exhausting
>>214296332Would Jethro Tull be too jejune?
Business idea: fast food and supermarkets open 24 hours
>>214296396>jejunelook at this fuckin homo lmao
>>214296203rorke
To find a queen without a kingThey say she plays guitar and cries, and she sings JoniRide a white mare in the footsteps of dawnTryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born>>214296396I like most British classic rock acts but Jethro Tull and Yes are pure boredom and do nothing for me.
Mad how shit vaccine take up is becoming, gonna be hilarious watching all the idiots dying from diseases we should have eradicated years ago
I know how to cheat at Tatt's lottoI've got a great idea for a songI know the truth about Marilyn MonroeI can prove Einstein's theory wrong
>>214296415We have 24 hour McDonald's in the UK. There also used to be 24 hour supermarkets but they reduced their hours during Covid and I haven't seen any of them return to 24 hours since then.
>>214296443Looking forward to the herpes vaccine
>>214296247was in that mood and got rug-pulled with at least another week of 25-30 degrees weather. not right.
>>214296203Mexican
>>214296469what do you do for a living krzysztof
>>214296451We have 24h maccas near me but there's this period between 10 am and 2 pm where it's just the shift manager hosing down the drivethru and he's switched all the self serve kiosks off
>>214296508>10 am and 2 pm>doing maintenance during peak hours
What's invisible and smells like Bamboo?Panda farts!
Watching Chomp.avi
>>214296531Oh fuck I think I've had a few too many bevvies10 pm and 2 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U676v-WoOC4
>>214296505middle office/analysis work for a british team in insuranceso office drone stuff basically, but its nice to talk with them
>>214296543that makes more senseaha what you like x
>>214296555She would have been a belieber
Where the fuck is he? I need to talk about religion for 12 hours get him here NOW
>>214296574>for 12 hourshow can someone possibly do that? the science is settled, god's not real
Need a lobotomised gf
>>214296594hs?
I'm not even racist really. I'm fine with America being a "nation of immigrants" just want them out of europe and think you should kill them if they dont leave
>>214296641Samford Valley Steiner School but I fail to see how that's important
Watchmaker analogy has never been disproven btw
activee
>>214296664I hate yanks too
>>214296716If only you they how activeeeeee life could be
>>214296711*splits you up into your component parts*
What's good for the goose....
>>214296717You are one
>>214296247Summer is Ending...
>>214296108Ktim. I'm never going to pay it off. It increases way too quickly and I'm a hopeless NEET slug so
i'm not racist i love oriental women
Want an african wife so I can racially banter my brown children
>>214296571she'd have listened to country. you dont tell me what she'd listened to i tell youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngiYqrx74t8&list=RDngiYqrx74t8&start_radio=1
>>214296813You just know the murderer listened to Death in June, Joy Division, The Smiths, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Aphex Twin
>>214296247Time to get the wool overcoat and barbour jacket back out, might take to dry cleaners so its fresh
>>214296564Are you polish or a Brit living there?
>>214296888It's spaki
Mental that two threads ago the existence of god was scientifically proven to be false, without a shadow of a doubt and the jannies deleted it.
>>214296839Autumn is FAST approaching… you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>214296837i know he listened to flogging molly and he really liked modern talking. ive listened to modern talking and it kind of creeps me out...not sure why.
if i'm racist why ngubu is me favorite playerdidn't think so
today's fefe is the pret filter
>>214296839>>214296922Based>>214296917Faggot
What rorke thinks he looks like with his new leather trench coat
>>214296442>classic rockDon't use that term.
Am calvinistAMA
How rorke actually looks
wish i could just enjoy life's pleasures without relentless neuroses haunting every step of the way
>>214296973stupid sexy rorke
Also broke the autumn/winter fragrances out this morning. Time to put those summer freshies away.
>>214296973More like this I reckon
>>214296263Yeah mate, people don't want to work because they don't want their taxes going to support welfare/labour reproduction, not because work is shite and barely leaves you with anything substantial, fucking right fascist you are.
put my deodorant on too late and ive already got my t-shirt pits stinking
>>214297001>reads mishima once
Sir Cock Pong
>An MSP has had his Holyrood pass deactivated amid reports he placed a camera in a Scottish Parliament toilet.Make him First Minister I say
>>214296244?
at least i have chicken
>Nigel Farage’s mass deportation plans are ‘beneath us as a nation’, UK’s top bishop says>Archbishop of York Stephen Cottrell argues Reform UK leader’s radical proposals to ‘send them all back’ go against the British wayChurch of England momentThey're terrified at the prospect of their congregations of biomass being sent back
Sir Employed Woman
>>214297007>barely leaves you with anything substantial... exactly
>>214296888British, I moved before Brexit when it was still easy.
Diogenes was an ancient Greek philosopher of the cynic school of thought who was derided for being homeless, masturbating in public and pissing and shitting wherever. He would have fit right in with the average New York subway bum.
sir flag remover
Might veet my arsehole and get on grindr
>>214297082Have you fucked Polish women yet?
>>214297069Remember when he said that Jesus was a black man
>>214297083reckon everybody who ever lived before newton was a 90iq midwit
>>214297095just the one
>>214297082why poland? do you speak the lingo?
>>214297069Reform are going to do fuck anll anyway so don’t know what they’re scared of.
>>214297082Lucky bastard, wish I had done something like this
>>214297122my wife had a flat and career here and i was going to lose my job due to covid. someone had to move and it made more sense for me to be the one.i'm learning but i can only say really basic stuff and need to rely on context to understand most conversations, plus my grammar is awful.
>>214297151Do you like living there? Think you’ll stay?
>>214297151You have a polish wife? Lucky fucking bastard
Ok You allasked For It ..Pocket Monster that is Homealoneeveryfridaynight ..it`s Unown !!
getting into JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
>>214297186UM x
>>214297151You’ve lived there for five years and only speak the language at a basic level? How do you even get stuff done? Or do you rely on your wife to do everything?
can't find a way to get the smell of sweat and farts out of my room
>>214297079Yeah, it's not because it goes to benefirs and pensions, how stupid are you? It's because of energy price speculations, price gouging and depreciation of currency/neoprotectionism.
can't even imagine shagging a bird
>>214297101No but I remember when he defended a nonce
>>214297219change your sheets and open all the windows
>>214297181i love it, miss being able to have things like actually good fish and chips or a proper fry-up. unless something massive changes i'll die here. would need to get a better paying job there due to the new rules on income for spouse visas.
>>214297227Bit sad that
Sir Snow Bunny
>>214297216i only started serious classes a year and a half ago. for lots of things like getting a hair cut, going to the chemists, doctors appointments they all speak english anyway.
need to paint the outside of my porch but i've put it off all summer and now it's going to rain til may. properly fucked it.
>>214297185I'd rather be with a fucking dog than a P*lish "woman"
>>214297151>lived there since COVID>I can only say really basic stuffDoesn't sound like you're learning, a Duolingo lesson doesn't country as learning btw
not ideal really is it
>>214297237Just looked it up and apparently it’s 29k a year, you wouldn’t earn that back in the UK? That’s a pretty low bar desu
>>214297273screamingbro got turned into a pavement
>doesn't country
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFIUKeW9fo&list=RD6UFIUKeW9fo&start_radio=1
leftypol seething he has to see a british flag every time he posts
>>214297270only learned with a friend over coffee for the first while, and they weren't very intense. but now at work they started giving free classes once a week.>>214297274thought it was going up to like £40K?
Anyone here aware of this guy? Relentlessly pumps out these types of videos, they're absolutely shit but he seems to have a pretty big production budgetWhat is his end game I wonder
>>214297321What sort of job do you have in Polska? Something decent?
>>214297321No idea lad just what I read on gov.uk
day off toil today lads. starting the proceedings with a nice cuppa in bed with frasier on the telly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5rT0V0awCw&list=RDM5rT0V0awCw&start_radio=1
Pretty girls don’t poop.
>>214297357based x
>>214297321Why can’t your wife teach you? She could speak Polish with you around the house and that way you would slowly pick it up.
>>2142973574chan is the sole witness to your existence LOL
>>214297357That’s just proper comfy lad enjoy, what you got planned for the rest of the day squire? x
>>214297265What about your wife?
>>214297348that's how this conversation started. it's good relative to the cost of living here especially without having to worry about rent/a mortgage. lower than i was earning back in britain but my quality of living, saving ability etc. got better
>>214297273how do they know that's what he saw?
>>214297385catberg disagrees
>>214297385wee incel meltie x
>>214297413It was revealed to them in a dream
>>214297357>frasieri can think of more comfy tv programming
>>214297413he wrote it in the wet concrete before he was buried
>>214297423Pet the 'berg. Feed the 'berg.
>>214297401going to tidy the garden when it stops raining, bit of life admin, couple of afternoon bevs. gf's coming over later for a takeaway and a film.
>>214297430alri dale cooper
>>214297470Corrr lovely stuff enjoy it fella x
>>214297384Just because someone can speak a language doesn't mean they can teach it
find it so cringe when 4chan is discussed outside of the site itself
>>214296957indian coded image
>>214297443it's the morning slot it's in lad. channel 4 runs 3 eps every morning from 9am. when they get to the end they just start from the start again. the brain associates it with sitting in bed watching morning telly on no-toil days, ergo, very comfy viewing.
Some band names I’m thinking of:BollocksmasherBollockHammer Ball destroyerNuts In ViceTesticles Being Smashed With A Large Hammer
eating pancakes
this thread is banal, and trite
Would stab a man to death for 2 double cheeseburgers right about now
>>214297542no you wouldnt you weak man
>>214297542emma spammer
god loving man me
>>214297538leave thenyou are universally despised
might rewatch the thick of it
I’d smell her bodily smells. >>214297576Nope
it's too early for cheeseburgers anyway
Morning team. Having a cup of tea
>>214297602baited this exact response
>>214297614you expect me to believe you? whole world full of liars friend
Occasionally check this guy's twitter and 90% of it is just slagging off motability usersLove it
>>214297634morning aldi team member. are you off toil today?
>toilberg off todayyeah it's looking like an early cans start today
>>214297685fridays are half-days for me, toil till 13:30 and it lush
>>214297653I have a Motability car. Good to know I’m mindraping freaks simply by going about my daily business.
grim cunt grim cunt grim cunt
>>214297616don't understand this post
>>214297665I'm off toil until next Tuesday now
what is a motability car?
>>214297685do you fake-wfh toilers actually have nothing to do if your boss isn't telling you?i wfh and i am always busy
>>214297734are you going to sit in bed and wank your willard all day?
>>214297373Pretty girls make graves >>214297404I don't have one
>>214297738bennie car
>toilberg off todayyeah it's looking like an early rape my own arse start today
Why are zoomers filtered by their music?
>>214297771ok yes and who is this Bennie of which you speak and why do you have his car?
>>214297734use your time wisely. have you given up on russian or ...? anyway, save your money and look for other job prospects if you feel like people there may be intentionally trying to get you fired. keep people at a distance (dont try to make friends) and find a hobby that will help you financially later on in life (e.g. the stock market)
>>214297802Bennie Fitz
>>214297802dole scrounger whip
thinking about big j up on the cross
what if you put springs in your shoes to jump around on
>>214297764No mate>>214297814Russian is still ongoing
rorke spending the pocket money his mum gives him to try and get a violent chav mong out of prison
>instead of diego we get sacked trannyI should have stayed in bed ffs
>>214297596It's because you're a based tradie and not a mindraped freak like 90% of posters here
>>214297863How can somebody seriously type that shit out and not die of cringe? Omds
Im so fvcking hungry but i just brushed the pearly yellows and it's tooth hurty in the mornin
>>214297752nah I'm normally busy but had a couple of calls booked with him then other people involved this afternoon about a project that's basically finished but he cancelled them and said he's not well today. so I shall be just finishing off some last bits aka drinking cans from midday
>>214297829what if the birds chose to walk? what if Fellini wanted to sing?
>>214297897canberg :3
>>214297897do you not have anything else to do in lieu of those calls?
>>214297892and the guy filming was Bulgarian too so very European
>>214297933fuck off toilberg
>>214297446
>Emma Stone confesses she believes in aliens.>“The idea that we are alone in the vast experience of the universe is a pretty narcissistic thing to think.”
>wake up>brush teeth, wash face, moisturise, spray deodorant >cup of tea>cereals>now considering a nap
>tummyberg upset >eat a banana>all better mad that
>>214297951what does it smell like
>>214297974what about doing a massive honkin jobbie?
>>214297974Would you ever suck a wilbert?
>>214295641
>>214297951Every 'berg is so fucking lazy. They just sleep, eat, and defecate. Rarely they might sit on your lap and purr.
>>214297974>no showergrim bet your bollocks fucking stink
>>214297701What dubious ailments do you tell DWP you have to deserve it?
>>214298056None because I have rheumatoid arthritis
Is Liverpool as bad as people say? If I park my car on a street am I going to get it stolen or broken into
>>214298113And this means you need a subsidised car why exactly?
Ate some pizza yesterday. Ruined to day because I was terrible bloated and tired. Today I'm feeling sick, tired and bloated. Think I'm celiac to be honest. Just got to waste another day today, suffering like a dog, until it all exits the systems. Then never again.
>>214298144Blog on
>>214298116Put a 'Refugees Welcome' sign on the dashboard and they'll leave it alone
>>214298116no there are obviously places to avoid but the ethnic minorities are mostly chinese and sikhs here so it's probably better than most major cities
>>214298033he's a rescue cat and used to get kicked around by his previous owner so i quite like when he's being as fat and lazy as possible. makes the rescue business seem particularly worthwhile when he's all sprawled out enjoying himself doing nothing.
>>214298125Helps me to get around as I can’t walk very far to bus stops, etc. PIP give me the money so I’m not exactly going to turn it down am I?
>>214298190I’m more worried about the white chavs than any ethnic minority
>>214298144loooooolyou'll be one of those gluten free people that everyone will assume is a dickhead not knowing you really need gluten free stuff
On the nofap haven't had a wank in over a week
>>214298220well you're in luck we don't have any chavs here we only have scallies
>>214298220just don't leave it in any iffy council estates and you'll be fine
Any professional fartman in
>Watch a video: "people of London what are your favourite pubs">they ask two people>one black man who says he doesn't really go to pubs>an American woman who recommends a place just because it's black owned and puts on women's events>video endsWow some seriously impressive journalism there
that’s the anki cards done then
>>214298266What a boring video to watch and an even more boring story to share on 4chan, your social media platform.
>>214298266select better videos in future
I shower at night I don't usually bother in the morning
Bloody outrage, this isGet the migrants crafting the balloons Rorkehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0qlxxxpq35o
>>214298300when do you do your big honkin jobbies?
>>214298294>>214298295It was in the little Microsoft feed thing on my work laptopWanted a distraction didn't I
>>214298300Corrr the musk of trannard ballsweat
>>214298300So you stuff your smelly hairy sack that’s been sweating all night into a tight pair of knickers and go off to your job where you’re on your feet all day moving stuff about? Bet it reeks by the time you get home ckrrr
>>214298300how badly does your willard smell by the end of the day?
>>214298222It makes me feel so fucking ill, but not all the time which is odd. Sick of it.
I browse reddit all day on my work laptop and send mildly racist/homophobic messages to one of my colleagues who I’m mates with on Teams, it’s a miracle I haven’t been sacked yet desu
>>214298144Grow up
Interracial porn ruined my life. Now I am fighting back on the Semen Retention.
>>214298363should get tested to be sure
saw my stepdad reading James o Briens book at the weekend lol
>>214298386very stepdad thing to do
>>214298116Anti-worker propaganda obviously
Just finished Dune for the second time. Herberts world building is top notch, such a simple premise explored in creative detail. Wish I had an imagination like that, spent a year world building then realised I'd basically rewritten Attack on Titan (which I read after beginning my writing)
>>214298378I have h pylori too in certain, they want to test my shit. That is hellish, getting worse too. Every few months I've have what feels like gastroenteritis. Vomiting, fever, diarrhoea. It's bad.
This is her "youre darn right im tough" moment. Genuinely burst out laughing when i read this
im a toilet :3
>>214298386>stepdadgrim
>>214298407Attack on Titan is shit. It also introduced way too many normies to anime
>>214298398Thing is he’s kind of a chad so it’s weird
>>214298414Start by deporting yourself love x
>>214298144i get something like this but can't figure out what the food is that ruins me. worried it might be onions but a life with no onions doesn't seem worth living.
>>214298407did that after having a really good dream but it turned out to be the matrix
>>214298116I only go to the university bit which is nice (although full of ethnics)
>>214298414corr would actually vote for her if she does
Mass deportastions
>>214298414Can she deport herself while she's at it?
>>214298414She's a fucking idiot, a complexic idiotLike Ice Cube said "black police showing off for the white cop"
>>214298411shit, hope there's medication for it
>>214298427Why’s it grim? I don’t have a dad
Mass deportasians
Got one of the distended bellies with high bf% but still visible abs like an old alkie
>>214298414rorke posting something like "when is she deporting herself?" and chuckling to himself in his smelly bedroom
>>214298431I read the manga so I can't comment. I don't watch anime as I am not a pedophile
>>214298471Ktiiiiiiiim
>I don't have a dad
>>214298471Nice one :)
>>214298483
My stepdad is a legend. Prefer him to my real dad desu.
>>214298457
Pube time
>>214298457and he's so wise, that ice cube
>>214298483Not that funny though is it
>>214298440We are monkeys on keyboards, hitting random keys.
>>214298462Antibiotics, you basically shred your gut biome and then you got to rebuild over a few months through high bacterial food like kefir, sourkraut etc.
they can stay if they're fit
>>214298491Doing anything special for labor day? Got that special labor day meal planned?
I had a father, and wish I had not. I may be masculine and independent, but was it worth it? No.
>>214296194neither of th.ese are coherent argumentsfirstly you suppose that because people have had wrong ideas in the past that therefore this idea is wrong, that is utterly meaningless unless you want to claim literally all ideas are wrong (which is self contradictory)secondly plenty of people find the evidence for god compelling so this is just a meaningless assertion from you.
getting blacked
My father is died and I have no step father I would be angry if I had one it's embarrassing having step 'relatives'
>>214298526and young
>>214298555You wouldn’t a step dad to tuck you in at night no?
>>214298548DIEGO <3
>>214298528monday? shopping mostly. might buy some cider since the third is my bday. going to probably be reading picrel and looking at naughty videos hbu?
Autumn's backrainleavesraping diegoleaves
>>214298555People will reply to this bait
>214298555shut it you attention seeking transgender freak
>>214298502In that instance he utilised common knowledge for the song>>214298530I actually find that the lack of a father is making men grow confident and strong. Monogamy is not natural. The presence of a bitter father stifles the boy's masculinity.
>>214298555More embarassing than being a fucking tranny? Youre basically your mums step daughter, as her son is dead
>>214298568Shops arent closed then? Is amerrican cider actually good?And which red indian tribes were on the side of goodness and light (britain)
sacked tranny dropping big, man-sized poos into the bog
>>214298555This explains a lot desu
Sacked tranny is the nicest bloke here
>>214298567hey hun
>>214298579a father would have slapped some sense into you
wheres the new then
>>214298579>I actually find that the lack of a father is making men grow confident and strong. I mean in reality its the opposite but your opinion is your opinion
dad died then my step dad diedjust wan't meant to have a father figure me
>>214298608get it made cutie x
>>214298602Told me where to find the protein bagels in Aldi and for that I respect her
>>214298619screaming
>>214298619that's rough :/
>>214298611My cousin was a proper hooligan when he was a teen, grew up with a stepdad. I grew up with a dad and was much more cowardly compared to him.
>>214298643
I'm not a step dad, I'm the dad that stepped up.
>>214298594no. idkthe Narragansett allied with the colonists against the Pequot in the Pequot War, but famously maintained neutrality during the early stages of King Philip's War
>>214298579My father raised me as a master raises a hound, but I never submitted. Now I am essentially evil, but self aware and willing to do right.
>>214298697thoughts on God and His son Jesus?
