No engraving please edition
poo smells lmao
>>214301453this is hot. im going to go have a wank to this and nonceposternonce getting mad about that is just the cherry on top
>>214300455Isn't this fake?
-1 to his SIM count
my name jeff
>>214301792He bullies you because he's jealous and extremely mentally illAll he has is this thread, if he can't control the discussion by samefagging he has a meltdown like this and just spams Seen him do this when it's like 4am in the UK and he's been posting for 20+ hours by that pointIt's really sad
where's the new, then?
>>214301832no lolhttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/19457233/
going to jobcentre meeting for the first time at 3 ladsso grim
>>214299885It's possible to accept some values that may or may not be based on Christianity, while also not believing in God.>>214300081My "point" is that God doesn't exist
>>214301869>Seen him do this when it's like 4am in the UK and he's been posting for 20+ hours by that pointWow you really do spend your entire life here don't you.
I dont care about any of that (or your drama - leave me out of that) I want you to stop saying that im the peter/dragon poster (whos dogshit)
was on fence about trannys until the 800th poo smells post
>>214301896it'll be alright
>>214301913lmao
>>214301899>no u you do it on the computer because in real life people can laugh and walk off from you, tell you to fuck off or hit you. if either of us were angry at you, it would be anger at that person
>>214301899Yep and the sad part is he tries to pretend he is better than the no lifers he spends all day documenting
>>214301899The archive exists
+9 percent to my battery
>>214301953So you spend your entire life on the archive too? Wild life you lead.
>>214301908it sounds like the dragon/peter poster is impersonating you to sully your good name. It must be that evil Spainlad or maybe homealone behint it, they're just awful those two arent they
>>214301969trannies are unbelievably grim really aren't they
Tea time.
get the orientals posted
>>214301970You need professional psychiatric intervention
ah so you're going to debate about religion and atheism all friday again
>>214301972ive told them its not me in the past, them doing it after that is done because its malicious
+1 to my post count
Shouldn't you lads be using VPNs?
>>214300455Never actually stopped to read this, should I?
>>214302001it's not a debate when one side is clearly wrong and knows it
youre jealous of me
>>214302029No
out of coffee so I need to walk to the shop to get some in. It will be a slow, un-energised walk due to the lack of coffee you understandmad how much coffee costs as well, even instant you pay like £5-6 for a refill bag. Dunno why it's so expensive.
>>214301969
>>214302029tl;dr>poo smells lmao
>>214302057corporate greed
>>214301997easily one of the fittest women on earth are aya
>>214302031either way you're both idiots because neither of you will change your mind
>>214302025posted it again award
>>214301969this dude is just gagging to pick up an ar-15 and find the nearest school
>>214301997>1756457563371269m.jpg>...m.jpgYou don't belong here. You should leave 4chan, and not come back.You will be happy, and more importantly, we will be happy.
am top
>>214302057coffee?
what a grim shithole
Grr I hate trannies so much Better spend every waking moment of my life watching their TikToks, saving them, and reposting them on 4chan They just make me so mad!!!
>>214302057I pay about £16 for a kilo.Except once I bought half a kilo from a Colombian that lives in the flats behind me in the back of a hotel car park at night for £20.
>>214302118um are you gonna fuck me
>>214302123ktim driving through rusholme
>>214302117alright then bye
>>214302130YWNBAW
>>214302130>Grr I hate these /brit/ posters so much >Better spend every waking moment of my life reading them, reading them again in the archive, and crying about them on /brit/>They just make me so mad!!!
>>214302132Like javan myself. Flip your flag upside down and sell me some
>>214302130they make me so mad my willy fills up with blood
They're in Japan now. It's over.
Pissrael is a cancerous entity
friday, friday, gotta get down on friday
>>214302147Good. Take your thumbnails with you.Maybe try tumblr, or reddit.
>>214302196they're just disgutsing to look at
>>214302208big tits
>>214302208piff ting
>>214302140Its called culture rorke
>>214302196Indians are a bioweapon. There can be no future for homo sapiens until they are gone.
Paddington Bear quenching his thirst on wog blood
>>214302208
>>214301862Dis nigga head's shaped like a bulb LOL
>>214302181Have you ever tried roasting green beans at home? It's not that hard and smells lovely.
>>214301896You'll get used to it
Do you not have local coffee roasters?
That's two duck legs cooking awayTime to prepare the fried rice
>>214302269Just not going to work is it
Fans of the moden economic system clapping like seals in hysteria at the prospect of this unironically boosting the gdp (LINE GO UP!)
>>214302295One round the corner of me, whole block fucking stinks when they're roasting the beans. They charge £14 for a 250g bag of beans. All the staff are trannies.
>>214302121coffee.
>>214302285it's only because I'm fresh out of uni and applied for ucis it alright to wear a beanie in there since my hair's a state? I'm sure they get some proper chavs in there
>an ir*sh flag>telling a brit that he doesn't belong... in /brit/the fucking gall of these mick pricks
handful of coffee beans and a splash of milk in the air fryer
Imagine if the ancient Aryans had completely depopulated India of the native dasyu 4000 years ago.Modern India could've been a land of 150m Whites with similar looks to Ukrainians, Ossetians or those pale eyed types you find in mountains in Iran/Afghanistan, perhaps even fairer.
I'm all out of hecks
>>214302331sick of this constant hostility
>>214302360you'll end up regretting the beanie if you're in there for hours and start sweating
>>214302315These weird cat story things are all made by and for third worlders right
>>214302368must be the new viral tiktok hack
>>214302351> £14 for a 250g bag of beansThat's robbery>All the staff are trannies.lol same here but the coffee is pretty cheap and very tasty
>>214302196Punjabis seem uniquely unable or unwilling to integrate even by Indian standards They also seem to be the biggest group who emigrate
>>214302334whats an LLC
>>214302360You'll feel amazing once you get out. It'll feel like you've just left prison. Everyone should experience it at least once
>>214302384it's apparently only 30 minutesare people really in there for hours? fuck me
not me on the left (your right)
>>214302374Errr right You follow the football mate
>>214302385l assume this because some have very weird reference points and the English is mangled
>>214302057Store brand coffee is like half the price of Nescafe and all that stuffYou can get good store brand coffee too, some decent ground coffees
looking back,out my bumhole, yuh,i can shit, and poop in your eyes
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Mousey
>Not wearing a tux to your first JC appointmentThey are going to laugh you out of there and slap you with a sanction for being a scruff
>>214302399limited liability company
>>214302057Lavazza ground coffee went from £3 a pack just two years ago to almost £7 a pack now. Mental.
>>214302399Limited liability company I think
dang cody your mom got you a fricken tux for prom night? Melissa's totally gonna put out!>tuxFOY
>he thinks a tuxedo is only for "special occasions"howling
>>214302360You honestly need to present yourself as a bit of a runt otherwise they'll be hounding you to find workThe respectable people who actually want a job get grief and threats of cuts if it takes them a little while but the actual pond dwelling scum just cruise
>>214302423They’re always talking about rice or weird gender relations
>>214302443There's no need to dress up for the JC.I mean, I dress smart casual as standard, but for people who don't, JC isn't like a job interview where you need to look presentable.
>>214302443>tuxFOY
*slithers out of the primordial ooze*Alri
>>214302503the job centre guy told me to make a new cv that doesn't mention my degreehow fucked
>>214302511Oh really mate? So you're telling me you don't in fact need to wear a tuxedo to the benny office? Wow learn something new every day
>>214302443i just used to wear a casual shirt and jeans. most people seemed to wear slobsuits
>>214302503I do want to find work I just have no idea how to and my family's hounded me to get on uc so I'm not pissing through savings whilst looking
massive bag of chips for lunch
>>214302509Linus is a nigger
>cat headbutts me and purrs one second>looks at me sideways and runs away when i try and pet the otherdon’t get it
>>214302529A fellow phrenologist? When will they accept our science again!
taking my linux alienware laptop to the dole office and slapping my tux on the tablegot full jobseekers, no need to come in, im apparently autistic
maliciously complying to something at work to piss off toilberg
rorke wearing white tie every time he pops down to the local happy shopper
>>214302529That's because they'll put you forward for mong work like warehousing and they don't want you having degrees there.The JC don't give a fuck about finding you an appropriate job, they just want to get you out the door as quick as possible
>>214302552skinny or fat?
nth for the gyaldem
>>214302581what me? I'm relatively skinny
>Russel Crowe was reportedly "very hard to work with", according to director Geoffrey Wright [22][23]. He frequently extended his improvisation and acting beyond the directions of the director and set manager, which resulted in confrontation with fellow actors and Geoffrey Wright, as well as damage to the set. In one particular instance the crew and fellow actors had to physically restrain him after he continued physically attacking Tony Le-Nguyen during the filming of a fight scene and calling him a "fucking wog, ching-chong diarrhea"[24][25][26]. A fi
Rorke wearing a morning suit to his speed awareness course
>>214302581the chips you cunt
mousenonce
wish the e-girl gimmick would’ve died off during the pandemicsomething very offputting about the aesthetic
>>214302613howling at you calling yourself a cunt.
>>214302619We'd never have to see it if it weren't for one mentally ill homosexual cuckold that spams here
>>214302477Rorke insisting it's called a "dinner suit"Everyone else in class laughing and calling Rorke autistic
>>214302570masters degree in raping 1st class with honours>>214302580yeah it was all really predatory shit pushed on me there. door-to-door charity stuff for dodgy companies that wouldn't even pay minimum wage, it's all commission-based (they don't tell you that at first) and you need to be back at the office after 5 to put your sales in. or being one of those people that approach you in shopping centres to sign up for other charities.ended up finding something on my own.
just accidentally stood on a snail and killed himRip lil bro
the dozy cunts have made an error on the discount or something. all the other discounts are store discounts in red and this is the only one in gold by uber so it's probs some jeet has fucked it. shame it's a shit product but i'll still buy a dozen
>>214302596Based russel
i am a straight homosexual
>>214302509For me? Linux Mint. Simple. It just works.
>>214302656Americanised freak
>>214302644Oh so you’re the one who posts them?
>>214302596To be fair the film being discussed is Romper Stomper, a movie in which Russell Crowe plays a neo-nazi. So he was probably just improvising in character.
>>214302697For me it's arch
>>214302714saul goodman ahh defence
>>214302656Its a dinner jacket you mong
>>214302342cawfee
>>214302710Struck a nerve, did I?
>>214302671F
tried these the other day, very nice. 2 quid a packet though and you only get 5 individually wrapped biscuits inside so they're best rationed
rorke rocking up to the jc in a dinner suit and getting hit with a sanctionleftypol in torn tatty primark and a carrhart beanie getting more bennies than he came in with
>>214302772No but I think I did :D
when i was on the dole, they sent me to a special place called a4e but it wasn't that bad. there was a lad who drank milk out of the carton and a paki girl who took me to a weird paki restaurant.
>>214302744fucking zoomer, tik-tok diarrhea*physically attacks you*
thick cut bacon butty with dashings of scotch bonnet hot sauce for luncheon
>>214302828>diarrheaFOY
>>214302795oh they peng ~
>>214302829Encona? I used to drink that stuff straight from the bottle
>>214302673turns out this counts as £1.90 towards my order total as well so i can use them to reach the £25 minimum for £8 off despite them actually costing 10p each. unfortunately the basket bugs out if i add 14 so that i end up being owed £6.60 by ubereats.
>>214302860yeh. lovely stuff
liking hot sauce isn't a personality
>>214302673rorke's scran
>>214302865>being paid by ubereatsi'll have you deported
used to buy the 'cona but am now a lao gan ma man through and through
>>214302613you confused me because literally nobody says "fat chips"also obviously I'm getting the normal chunky ones, yank "skinny fries" suck
>>214302865youre an evil runt
Kiwi > Scottish > Cornish > Irish > Aussie > English > Welsh
Beard balmGround coffeeHoppy IPABACON!Hot sauce Single malt whiskey
>>214302915but there is a difference between regular oven chips and chunky chips
>>214302887not sure anybody ever said it is matejust making things up in your head
>>214302908For me it's both and others Love having a selection of spicy condiments to fit my fancy
>lao gan mathink my weird uncle went there on holiday by himself. No photos but he seemed to have a good time to hear him tell it.
>>214302920This, but in reverse.
>>214302917
>>214302890if you haven't noticed, there's ham in the the dairylea lunchers. although if there ever was a ham that a muslim could eat it would be that i imagine
>>214301897your "point" is just a basic belief that is the equivalent of "god exists"it adds nothing to a discussion it's just a statement
>>2143029082 completely different products
>>214302920thought this was a ranking of irrelevancy until i saw Wales at the end
>>214302921Leather boots, flannel shirts, and fixed gear bicycles *stomp clap* hey
>>214302933I don't like oven chips, I just get them from the chippy down the road
>>214302908two totally different things really aren't they
>>214302706>>214302754You were born in le wrong generation weren't you Rorke
>>214302920>CornishYour Dunning Kruger is showing.
>>214302887neither is liking black coffee, having a beard and glasses but some people do make that their entire personality
>>214302955by the powers invested in me by flag installers and gb news presenters, i hereby denounce you as an immigrantyou will be deported back to pakistan
>>214302255she's a babe she played in london recently
>>214302998how was i supposed to know that
>>214302920>3 kekked celtsput english at the end and keks at the bottom
>>214303006not sure they do mate maybe go outside and talk to real people?
switching to contacts is unironically one of the best decisions of my entire life. If you're a chud and wear glasses you NEED to dump them and take the contactlenspill
>>214302975>Muh relevance >I must be noooooticed>Have you heard the news lately?>Nobody even thinks out you (thinking this is an insult)How modern of you
lao gan ma sounds like some village where a load of gooks got slaughtered in '69
>>214303041nice melty
>>214303035t. bald, bearded, bespectacled black coffee and hot sauce enjoyer
Got perfect vision me
going to the barcade (love third spaces, me) to meet my friend josh and drink out of a jar
>>214302874These Carolina reaper ones are the best sauce I've ever had
>>214302887seeing two words out of context and getting instantly thrown into a tizzy on the other hand?
>>214303024I said a bag of chips, if your mind went straight to frozen oven slop instead of a classic paper bag of chips from a chippy that's on you
>>214302920horseshoe theory
>>214302829>>214302860>>214302874>>214303079Reddit
>>214303079ive got decent spice tolerance but these might be a bit much for me.
>>214303078blog on neurotypical
>>214303049is she the millenial or the wagie
for me it's having a 100+ collection of fragrances
>>214303041embarrassed yourself a bit there lad
>>214303107She's a millennial getting frustrated at the wagie
>>214303100well done mate you made your epic post
*vague post with a humourous choice of words*
>>214303122and your favourite one is smelling of poo and ball sweat
got laughed at when I turned up to a UC meeting sweaty, I ran so I wouldn't get sanctioned for missing it
zoomers have started using "ts" to mean "this" instead of "this shit" and the unc in me doesn't like it one bit
>>214303122How do you store and organize such a fine and sophisticated hoard?
>>214303129what's there to be frustrated about they just want their darn coffee just a normal white coffee none of that woke trans muck
>>214303136yeah I do quite like YSL Kouros actually
>>214303122probably got about 1,000 books in my house
Either i just stumped grok or even it has grown fed up of me
>>214303049bitter millenial seethe
>>214303154
>>214303156anime comics aren't proper books mate
>>214303122What's your favourite out of all of those?
>>214303124I struggle to understand who lot who think you have to keep up appearances on the internet.
back of the knee maybe
Tiktokberg insisting on showing my political rubbish when l just want to watch dumb animal vids
>>214303174dont own any comics
1,000 books: never read
>>214303174done him
>>214302921This is me
>>214303175probably old spice
>>214303189if you want to look at dumb animals why not just use a mirror
I play synthwe all play synth
>>214303191makes sense, why buy them when your life is one massive comic
>>214303189Think it was proven that the Western algorithm is geared specifically to make you angryWhereas the Chinese one is more peaceful and promotes unity, obeying your parents etc
>>214303002You were born in the wrong country
>>214303232ahh you're calling me a upserhero thanks
>>214303229being a dickhead's cooooooool
Fare evasion is a completely made up concept. If all fare evaders ceased using trains there would be no savings for train companies. The increase in ticket prices because of fare evasion is because train companies choose to factor in projections of lost revenue in their expected revenue, treating people who would by definition not pay as people they expect to pay. They then act surprised that they don't pay and didnt get money from people who they know wouldn't give them money, so they raise the prices on those who do even more
>upserhero
10 hour donkey kong aquatic ambience music while I sleep so that (hopefully) every time I hear it I'll become sleepy and it will become a sleep aid
>>214303225Done im
meal deal dipped in mama liz’s chili oil
>>214303107She's supposed to be the young, uncommunicative gen z employee. It's the same that boomers said about dopey gen x or millennials employees.
>upserherobradleyposter would have loved this onemiss him everyday lads ;_;
umberto eco said you're not actually meant to read all your books
>>214303263Follow the rules leftypol
Are us millennials uncool now?
>these zoomer kids dont make eye contact or have proper work ethicmad how old this makes you sound
umberto eco the dolphin
>>214303263nigger 'logic'
>>214303300>now
umberto eco said you're not actually meant to read all your books*more faintly*umberto eco said you're not actually meant to read all your books
>>214303300yea that's why they call us unc, short for uncool
>>214303300Were we ever cool?
>>214303300Very. Also be prepared to be blamed for everything in the future because we were the last generation that could have prevented whatever
>>214303314sc
UMberto eco x
So I've just been called "unc" by an ethnically ambiguous youth with curly hair
ayo unc these zoomers ain't wanna work for 12 pound an hour for 50 years own nothing eat the bugs and live in they pods they crashing out fr
planning a trip to York
>fare evaders wouldn't have taken the train otherwise so it doesn't countbaffling opinion
Skibidi Hitler
>>214303362the new one?
>>214303263fare evaders make trains more crowded and make it less likely for paying travellers to use them in the future
damn this big nigga Destroyoh is kicking the shit out of Godzilla
UM x
teenage girl said 'ew brother ew' like that muslims fella on tiktok when I walked past the bus stop a few months ago. Still a bit cut up about this.
Scrap all train and bus fares. There, I just eliminated the blight of fare dodging.
>>214303263Ok so using a train if you don’t pay for it doesn’t contribute to wear and tear on the trains, and doesn’t waste conductors and controllers time which they are salaried on and doesn’t contribute to congestion which slows down traffic and so onGreat! Learn something new every day.
>>214303362got two year long passes into the cathedralstop by my house on the way up and i'll give you one
>>214303380no the OG>>214303415thanks x
In before he says "I was just baiting"
>buy house>"this is my main residence">avoid stamp duty charge>buy another house>"this is my main residence">avoid stamp duty chargeis this one of those don't hate the player hate the game situations?
>>214303402'
good heavens
>NOOOOOOOOO THE CASHIER IS DOING THE SERVICE THEY'RE PAID TO DO INSTEAD OF PRETENDING TO BE MY FRIENDliterally no one cares about the "gen z stare" except boomers who have nothing better to do than hassle people who can't walk away or be rude to them because they're at work.Millennials aren't the ones getting angry over this shit, they prefer punctual service with no frills
>>214303449I TOOK HER TO THE CHURCHAFTER SCHOOLSHE'S ONLY 13 AND SHE'S MYCOUSIN TOO
>>214303449i'd marry at least 3 of my cousins
>>214303297>>214303314Public train travel should be free at the point of service. It makes no sense that people have to pay money to use a public service mainly to get to work and pay tax
>>214303439Read about the expenses scandal and realise not nearly enough punishment was given out
>>214303449The fuck is a double cousin
>>214303449he was just a kid
>>214303439>stamp dutyeverything in this country is so retarded
>>214303439imagine shagging her up the arse
black
>>214303465who are you talking to
>>214303384>>214303411So the main real argument against fare evasion is congestion?
new poe league tonight :)
>>214303485Doesnt sound viable to me
>>214303501Lots of videos online of a woman who looks a lot like her doing exactly that
>>214303465being friendly and welcoming to customers has been a staple in the hospitality/retail sector for literal centuries, if lil' zoom zooms are too socially retarded to do this they can go back on the dole
>>214303485>give me more free stuff
>>214303549It means no money is wasted on ticket collection points, ticket inspectors, revenue inspectors, prosecutionsAll money is spent on the service, paid by direct funding like the nhs
I predict a new thread will be made within the next 200 posts
>>214303485>Public train travel should be free at the point of service.OK, but it's not, and fare dodging is illegal and it's theft. What you wish was reality doesn't trump what is actually reality.
>>214303490cousin on both sides obviously
Welcome to Good Burger Home to Good Burger Can I take your order?
>>214303588More like stop charging for something that would be more economic for all if it were free at the point of serviceHow much did you pay to make that pathetic greentext? Nothing? You want things for free? You could have paid
>>214303571yeah and people could buy a house and start a family off a single income doing that. Zoomers barely earn minimum wage in most jobs available to them, why should we be motivated and perky?
Every single argument in favour of why isn’t XYZ free just boils down to ”Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you” in the end
>>214303608>It means no money is wasted on ticket collection points, ticket inspectors, revenue inspectors, prosecutionsI imagine that isnt very much where as ticket revenue is a lot
>>214303643why have anyone pay for anything then
>>214303624Mindlessly following bad rules because they're rules will mean the rules will never change. Rules change. Rules are rules and rules change, but mindless compliance undermines that
>>214303643Government run services are notoriously inefficient.
>>214303656>we Your 32 mate sit down
>>214303554link?
>>214303677*stabs you repeatedly in the face *No rules has its perks i guess
>>214303669Because the free market can be efficient and dynamic for many goods and services. Trains are a fixed public good on fixed lines ultimately accountable to the state, and is how many people get to work to pay tax for everything that matters. It's not McDonald's or Netflix
>>214300227>>214300227>>214300227
>>214303723you know free market doesn't mean free stuff right
>>214303679Yeah but giving public utilities to private companies doesn't increase efficiency ruins it by siphoning profits for shareholdersLook at the state of the water "industry" in private hands
>>214303694not on
>>214303722I didn't say no rules you retard. Unless you want a world where people can stab each other in the face your point is stupid
Minimum wage is a good salary now
paying for a train journey is a bad rule
no more chappy editions
>>214303679LNER is the only gov owned rail firm, and it is the best of the lot.
>>214303758Yeah I'm saying the free market can be dynamic for things that aren't trains so trains shouldn't be in the free market as a costed service it should be in public interest as a free service
he's linked the old. brilliant.
>>214303813Yeah that's right paying to get to work on public transport is bad, why should someone whose using a public service to get to a place of work to work and pay taxed be charged silly money for doing so? Get fucked
>>214303822>>214303865What's stopping unemployed people clogging up the train carriages riding them just for a laugh?
>>214303906>>214303906>>214303906
>>214303822it wouldn't work fares limit and regulate passengers automatically
>>214303643>How much did you pay to make that pathetic greentext? Nothing?electricity and internet costs money commiemong II