IMAGINE THE FUCKING MONEY GONE IN FUCKING DAY LADS edish
i member spotty seamus the heem machine
I want to be a girl
>>214315405more
>>214315436Wasn't call you a drooling retard, ladWas calling the people who don't know what they're on about, drooling retards. The people who think buying a mac is going to make them shaggers
um so hi rorke
>>214315505Stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board
>>214315485bloke with a big fat arse
>>214315569ugly
>>214315563psc
Wild
>>214315540why
suck it and see
roaring
someone say something interesting
Hey Rorke Yeah youHey Rorke Rorkey Rorke Rorke Rorke All of my fears came true
>>214315622What do you think
roarkeing
raorong
A bunch of bedwetters on Wikipedia are trying to get the Purple Aki article to remove all mentions of the name Purple Aki because it's racist
>>214315619bro its sad how humour has been overcome by AI i stg we had it good with LOLcats wtf is this SHITE man
rorkequist
yeah so i ordered a pepperoni pizza after my penne alla vodka so what?
>>214315682yeah?
doberge vs caberge
home alone so pooing with the door open
they finally got rorke
tomar what would you do if rorke came up to you and started gay porn twerking
business idea: find an obese girl, and then have sex with her
so many things were better in the past rather than now it's not even funnycan make a man DEPRESSIVE
>>214315764thats the white boy way
ktim
>>214315549now i am completely confused anyway enjoy your creepy ai deepfake shit you nonce freak
>>214315764willy just twitched at this. it’s over
>>214315764AI slop
rest in peace>Notorious TikToker Ali Kingston University dead: Body of influencer who queued for Bonnie Blue's 1,000-lover sex stunt is found in pondhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15046703/Notorious-TikToker-Ali-Kingston-University-dead.html
>>214315796>gets confused and needs it explained I'm not insulting him>responds with insults when he is even more confusedCan, have a lad
>>214315563um flag on the top of the left panel
How is it that this virgin freak was able to pull
>>214315828money + status
>>214315827UM x
mad how good booze is what did they do before they figured out drinking rotten grapes and grains makes you feel good
>>214315816why ou always spamming these slagswhats the big idea
anyways, back to our scheduled programming, did anywon say vidya game tier slags?
>>214315853no booze for me
>>214315828BWC #knower
i am a chudeverything anyone sees of me is a normie façade where i put on smile and pretend to be interested in people's lives
films ive watched this year: minecraft, sonic 3films im going to watch: fnaf 2
>>214315853just sat around and did nothing really
>>214315858going to wank to her try on haul later where you can see her arse in the mirror as she looks you straight in the eyes
massive windy storm happening outside lads, big tree limbs falling off n all that. lindy
>>214315505there's an actress in south korea who looks kinda similar to that womansadly, she committed suicide earlier this year at the age of 24
>>214315884same except i'm not even a chud
>>214315906why
someone tried to make some funny banter with me on the train yesterday but I just stared at him like an odious slug. brain was working at 25% speed
How did I do lads? There is tuna under the beans. Sadly the spuds were boiled and not baked since I don't have an oven.
did anyone say post a webm by any chance?
on the bokkles
>>214315966elton
I'm on the nofap
>>214315966I think I'd rather eat the charred remains of my dog who just saved me from a house fire
>>214315946feeling a bit randy already and that webm put her in my my wank crosshairs
>>214315966Looks like shit Adam
>>214315991i'm drunk as a shit nigger. no hope
need to get cans actually
>>214315964always odd these momentsI berate myself for being shit at talking to people but then again what am I missing out on by being awkward
>More British and English flags have gone up in Shrewsbury amid a politically-charged summer - this time in one of the town’s busiest locations.What the actual fuck Rorke that's not fucking on
>>214315540I don't but it's not I'm that attached to being a guy
>>214315991on the wine myself
>>214316023Just get on the no fap manNo point wanking to women who don't care if you exist or not.
I wanted to be Chinese when I was a teenager
drinkgen me voddy
>>214316029well that's quite obviously a bloke isn't it lol. he can throw his shoulders back as far as he wants but there's no mistaking the fact he could carry a 50kg bag of cement on each of those
>Aldi today announced a 'bigger than expected' pay rise for supermarket staff from next week to ensure it remains the best-paying chain ahead of discount rival Lidl.
been eating skittles, me
yes miss
Don't understand what's so great about being drunk
>>214316114A victory for employed women nationwide, I'd be flicking my crusty bean at this news
>>214316141feels nice and makes everything better
>>214316114get in, sacked tranny will be pleased
>>214316114>Aldi today announced a 'bigger than expected'Sacked tranny's belly mentioned
>>214316107goth slampig
>>214316094>nofap>get horny and spunk in my sleep>wank>watch nice ladies and tug my willywhy is the first better
>>214316141makes this gay nigger life more tolerable temporarily
>>214316061This flag thing has got to be some sort of psyop. There's a building in my town that's just swapped its palestine flag for a load of england flags
>>214316169in what way is she a "slampig"
lronside the first woke detective show
>>214316128this made millenials piss their pants
>>214316193howling at the phrasing of this
mixing all the booze together in the glass it makes it stronger
Never had a wet dream once in my life and I chalk it up to discovering porn and wanking in year 4
>>214316192yes rorke a bit of flag waving is a psyopcope on rorke!!!!
>>214315915i forgot to post her picthe suicide of a pretty woman in her early 20s is really a terrible thing
>>214316128on par with del boy falling through the bar
>>214315814vax status?
>>214316160don't think it doesit used to in my case, but I honestly think I drink just to not think about anything now. No pleasure in it, just absent-mindedness
got insane diarrhea right now
right well that's my palate all torn up. god I hate eating skittles. during it is the best experience one can have on this earth. but after? get to fuck
could wipe the floor with any of you in secondsnot a single fighter amongst you
>>214316263*drills your hole*
>>214316226I gave up wanking when I was 16 for some reason and I had a massive wet dreamit honestly felt like someone poured a bottle of water on me but it was just cum. really nuts
>>214316230Lad, she's not a White ginger
imagine the toolbeltif you will
>>214316263
>>214316263would bamboozle you with wit you would forget to even punch
>>214316230did she have mental health
The Unlikely Ally followed youDirect Message from The Unlikely Ally:It would seem our interests align... for now. temporary_truce.pdf
remember Moo Deng?
seen loads of flags out today amidst the bames everywhere, haha the lads still got some fighting spirit making them feel unwelcome
>>214316263you can't even wipe your own arse you fat cunt
>>214316263I have the height advantage but I'm underweight so not reallyI can probably sneak in a cheeky slap or two and then outrun your hefty arse
gfberg needing shagged big stylie
>>214316263don't think so m8. you just sit yourself back down, nice and quiet.
>>214316307rorke sending this to his crush on MSN messenger
>>214316263could never go to america cause id just start instinctively sparking out cunts the minute i step off the plane
the yookay is such a dystopian nightmare often think we’d be better off if we had voted for independence
dreamt last night that I picked the greatest bogey of my entire life from my nose, and it tasted amazing as well
already fucking wasted might go out now
remember that online mafia game where you bought and sold drugs and could try doing a hit on other players?
is gilbert here?
poo shark
>>214316307Kekking at this. HOW are Australians carrying this general??? Get them all wanked off I don't care
>>214315505
>>214316029>>214316106
>>214316172I don't cum in my sleep.
TheTruster followed youNew message from TheTruster:I believe you.
>>214316405they get off on having dicks btw
perusing /v/ and they're very mean to each other
Lads, the fucking mac thing is tiny, like the willard of Latvian's husbandI'm not seeing any reason not to get it
new zealand is such a virgin countrymust be where we sent all our spacker freaks
daily mail going to run another enemies of the people front page tomorrow
drank 35cl of vodka and I feel sick
>>214316414leftypol diving in to prove he's not racist
>>214316406you wank too much if its never happened to you
>>214316452drank loads more than that and feel mint
>>214316403Is that FrivilousFox on the right
>>214316452yeah? you did in 7 double vodkas and don't feel right? want a fucking medal?
>>214316483I'm a 5'8 twink though
instinctively swinging at my screen whenever i see an american flag
>>214316452folc
>>214316490>FrivilousFoxtop-tier schnozz on that lass
why do they bother with all these lethal injections and electric chairs if you can just inject that sleeping stuff they use for general anesthesia and put a bullet in the inmate's head while he's asleep? that would be much more quicker and ethical
>>214316508yeah? do you want rape?
google mapsdem
get custom skirrble going
>>214316307po0sc
>>214316508umm hi
>>214316405I had a very unsatisfying coom to this genre yesterday so I'd appreciate it if you didn't try and tempt me again today
neeed more beer or else i'm gonna commit a crime
wammin are disgusting
>>214316537Rorke explaining to his mum that he has a girlfriend but she lives in another physical place at a specific point of time in the past
id be creating all new kinds of rape if i ever went to a /brit/ meetup
>>214316531rorke-san... >.<">>214316570henlo (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
>>214316508enjoy twinkhood while it lasts matebefore you know it you'll be 30 and on the scrapheap
>>214316605:3c
thoughts on ulster scots?
>>214316621won't see his posts x
>>214316640whats poo barm
>>214316640i'll have one chip and a chookie breest
>>214316659The last white man in London
Please come to Sverigetråden.>>214316082>>214316082>>214316082>>214316082>>214316082
>>214316640one 'watter' please, chipskeep!
>>214316683no they never reply as we shouldn't with jfs
>rorke-san... >.<">henlo (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
>>214316713it is a proxy poster that uses proxy to invite people to our thread because we didn't take his matgeek thread
>>214316659zoomerorke aurafarming
>>214316734done medone me right up my smooth twink bum
Right well that's me on the JustEat then. Get the meal ordered, get the money spent, get the Paki on his bike to deliver the goods. Get it scranned, get the regret felt
>Reform UK council removes St George and union flags over safety fearsUhhhh rorke? Care to explain?
entering my wobbly cat era on tiktok
vybz kartel would never use /brit/he'd think it were for "battymons" and he'd "bun" it
>>214316734ktim
>>214316738are /brit/ schizos worse than Sverigetråden ones?
mousey groaning as he eases himself down onto my cock
Going to Weynon Priory anyone want owt?
*enters /brit/*
Two more StampCards left for Pizza La Vita Cheadle, let's fucking go lads!!!
>>214316678
any comment that is like 'this made millennials shit and piss' is literally just a millennial finding a new excuse to post his dog shit gimmicks 20 years on
>>214316820idk but i know that general is proud of the number of posters who have killed themselevs
>>214316829sweet roll x
>>214316839Irish culture right dere
>>214313626Just look at academia. Within academia I'm not aware of credible evidence for either God or Santa Claus. Academia is bereft of such evidence. Just like a desert is bereft of water. Are you now going to ask me to provide evidence that deserts are lacking in water?
My UK team of choice? The Belfast Giants. Drink of choice? Czech beer served in an English pub. Music of choice? The Smiths.
>>214316867wish ours would do the same (except mousey)
Replying to a 90 minute old post :skull:
Got called a black bastard by some middle aged junkie who kissed his legit midget boyfriend (im not joking) right infront of me when i was walking past in town earlier today.im nor black nor a bastard so not sure how to feel about it, Glasgow is a mad place.
Pon
Mousey is performing his self-penned classic "I'm a Baby With a Beard" for his Discord fans
>>214316886most intelligent atheist
FEISTY ONE YOU ARE
>>214316956this was me lol
>The Queen was a Remainer: her secret views on Brexit revealedUhhhhhh rorke? Patriots?
>>214316969I accept your concession.
>>214316284surei just think those two have similar vibes>>214316296she made the most fatal mistake of her life at the age of 20drunk drivingin south korea, drunk driving is practically synonymous with social deaththis completely ruined her promising career and forced her to pay a huge penalty for breaking her contracts for dramas, movies, and commercialsas a result, she was nearly bankrupt in her early 20sshe was treated like a witch by the media
>>214316956You said absolutely fuck all and scuttled off to 4chan to wail about it, typical Scotch coward
>>214316975kys gingerpedo
>>214316956mousey and diegos big night out
>>214316976always shocked when i remember this guy isn’t jewish
>>214316577thats goodhttps://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickgothgirls/
got a 3 day ban for being silly in the swedish thread
>>214317024corr, I say again, corr
gay porning all about the place
>>214316997there was 4 of them in total tbf and i dont feel like getting stabbed/slashed anytime soon.
>>214316998vpn off emmayank
>>214317036...3 days ago, right?
would you live here for 2 months you get a stove and MREs but no internet
>>214317004fella from American Pie isn't either
Mincing around gayishly
5:33 am in sydney btw
>>214317062
with you'd both eat shit and fuck off you pair of obese fucking freaks
>>214317079friday night you fkucing tight arse FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!
receiving a handjob from an unknown entity
>with you'd both eat shit and fuck off
Funny seeing all the Welsh rorkes spazzing out and chucking flags up everywhere
>>214316987winsors have always hated britain
>>214317148Do you get many Welsh rorkes
think I saw a queer couple with a baby today
remember when younger me and a mate thought it would be hilarious to phone the samaratins then moan down the phone making sex noises got too into it and genuinely got a lob on
>>214317170Yeah one
>>214317038not very christian of you
>>214317170328417
>>214317148Can get away with anything in Shrops/Wales
>>214317174did you report it to social services
scurrying around on all threes
is nhentai banned in the uk now
>>214317179
umm....this could be problematic
lobbing on
2 down 2 dance2 depressed 4 romance x
>>214317170rwrc
got a poo hanging out my bum
>>214317179>got too into it and genuinely got a lob on
won't be long until they allow men to push babies out through their penis
does the face card mog bro's?debate below
wait just a cotton pickin minute
>>214317253sick of wokewhy are they like this
Popped the bladee on x
Wanking on the St George flag
i know what you did last winter
need a mummy gf to fuck the innocence out of me
ever met a black rorke
>>214317270bit racist this phrase
>>214317276shieldy!!
>>214317179used to know of a few specimens who did this on 911 calls
The Republic of Great Britain
>>214317315>.<
>>214317276drain gang
>>214317142the raped
fucking niggas
chat shit get wanked
>>214317330?????
Ok I'm out of here
>>214317353the raped
>>214317346^-^ !!>>214317353kill yourself rape victim
the Rape Rorke movement will never gain traction its just more political posturing
>>214317344for me it’s the commonwealth
should I still try to get a wife and kids even if I was a bottom twink in my early twenties
having a non-euclidean wank
when caberge met doberge
>>214317353raped paedophile
haha you seen the clip of that aussie bloke going mental?
>>214317407more rape leftypol propaganda
>3 interest-free payments of £7.90. No late fees. how do they do that then
gingerpaedo's uncle
>>214317404ly x
>>214317448
>>214317448SCRWMAIFN
>>214317302africa is full of them
>>214317424impossible
just finished eddingtonmost vicious act of jewish mindrape since a serious manmust be seen
remember the gameboy camera and printer? took loads of photos of my knob with that as a teenager
my toilets stopped working
ever met a female rorke
wish I were a pirate in the golden age of piracy
>>214317464raped paedophile
>>214317475
>>214317494>ever met a femaleno mate
They're back next week and nobody even told meMitchell And Webb Are Not HelpingWell now i'm telling you
>>214317494
I'm a female rorke
>>214317527why nigga
>>214317404
>>214317533bet she prefers the dark lords of the south
>>214317533need her to suck my willy
>>214317515for me its being a sailor in the golden age of whaling and bumming the cabin boy using excess blubber or whale oil as lube for his tight little arse
>>214317494my little sister is massively rorkeish but she’s also a shutin who draws furry porn so dont think she countsrorkette
>>214317558black-haired baratheons?
>>214317591i'd shag the fuck out of her
>>214317591Ever shagged her arse?
>>214317591no that tracks
*became another casualty of society*
>>214290376>>214290376
>>214317640>>214317640>>214317640
>>214317527did you watch Back? i watched it recently and thought it was quite funny
