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Imma hug ya!
people who calls themselves an accelerationist are almost always complete retards
>>214319675SCOTLAND FOOORRREEEEEVVVEEEERRR
We're here>>214319543We can migrate later
I'm on 10 min break and checked my phone and the three girls I'm trying to see this weekend have all been sending me texts in the period 1pm-2pm, even one of them who's an "engineer". Women are not beating the bullshit makework job allegations>inb4 normalfagThey're all ugly
>>214321040shut the F*CK up
>>214320542Brazil has survived for decades as a decaying judicial junta favela state with no signs of collapse, that's what makes acceleration retarded. Accelerating from America to Brazil can take 10 years. From Brazil to kino dystopia Fallout world will take 500
>>214321179>Brazil has survived for decades as a decaying judicial junta favela state with no signs of collapse>decayinghate to break this to you but brazil is currently at its peakalmost like they started from literal rain forest dwellers a couple of centuries ago
Migrate
creampies!
>>214323284being handsome is a prerequisite
>>214319675ai slop is kinda cringe
Tariffs are canceled.
>>214323390My pussy is canceled
>>214319675the picts went extinct actually
>>214323408this bitch is the final boss of white women
>>214323390even if it were true (it's not) every country has different tariffs. you'd have to be more specific.
>>214323220It's half Banitsa, half Spanakopita>>214323248Yeah he said I've never seen portions like this, he said he couldn't stop eating burgers lol
>>214323408Your pussy stinks anyways.
>>214323408Wow she is very short...also wtf is that make up she always wears, i don't like it.
>>214323436Read the news! Some US judge declared some of Trump's new tariffs as illegal. He already had a melty about it on his Truth Social.
Aw the guy from Hall & Oates died.
>>214321179I was mostly thinking or the accelerationists “right wingers” who’d main ideology is “brooo if we shoot up enough supermarkets and schools, society will destabilize enough to create a white ethnostate”I legitimately can not understand their logic
>>214323516No he didnt
>>214323516Made me check award
>>214323516literally who?
Going to the optometrist today.
>>214323516fuck off you made me check
Billy Joel just died
>>214323536I don't think anyone who isn't psychotic believes in that. I don't think there's a big movement for that
>>214323573>optometristis he gonna calculate your total km/h or what
>>214323579I remember when I was a retarded kid, fallout 1 was too hard for me
>>214323586also fake
just committed a war crime on the crapper
>>214323579not complicated in the slightest
>>214323610Lol
>>214323469It's probably a neo-vagina, because we don't have females here.
>>214323597They are few in number but they have already inspired several school shootings and stabbings, and they groom children into suicide and other violent acts. Describing what they do and how they operate makes you sound like a paranoid schizophrenic but it’s all completely real The Kiwifarms thread on 764 is a gopd source of info on these people
>>214323579Fallout 1/2/T are easy. Played them in the late 90s/early 00s.
Should I grill on the balcony tomorrow? Dubs and I will.
>>214323857fuck
thinking of sepuku
>>214323857https://xcancel.com/GeneralMCNews/status/1961529223639613500#m
being happy is pointless. you're fucked regardless
>>214323579I think I've spent more time fucking with my modlist and FO4Edit than actually playing the game. I want to get into Elder Scrolls too but I'm so autistic that I can't begin a playthrough until I'm certain I've installed every last bugfix and optimization mod I can.
I agree that the USA should stop existing
>>214323972me when I was 15
>>214323987why
>I agree that the USA should stop existing
>>214324012im 29
I say "EZ" after i win a game but in reality i'm a very lonely person
>>214324033grim
Lindywalk
Feel nervous about going to a store tomorrow
>>214324082why
Hasan more like HOTsan
>>214324072happiness has always led to disappointment and pain.
made an oc reaction image on another board and it killed the thread I should kill myself
hey adblock why dont you try BLOCKING A FUCKING AD FOR ONCE
>>214324156Post it and I will use it later
>>214324092Because it's going to be a new experience and I fear the unknown
>>214324156post it
Two women at work are obviously into me but they both have boyfriends, how do I proceed?One is Asian and she's okay looking, the other is a very hot Latina
>>214324181USE UBLOCK ORIGIN YOU DUMB NIGGER
One of my OCs has been posted thousands of times across 4chan.
>>214324202
>>214324182>>214324199no it fucking sucks
>>214324200Pick whichever one has the better looking feet
How it feels to pass a slow ass NPC on the highway on the right
>>214324215Switch to firefox
>>214324200given the website we're on there is a reasonably high chance you are autistic and misinterpreting signals
>>214324200If you're vlack you can fuck them both simultaneously while the girls watch.
I just farted and it smells like someone gassed the room with a war crime
>>214324221Not into feet>>214324240No I'm handsome, I'm not an incel. Of course I could be wrong, but I think I'm right
>>214324184How is that a new experience? You've never been to a store?!
> I'm handsome, I'm not an incel
>>214324215Origin still werks on Edge. Have you tried UBlock Lite?
>>214323897
>edge
The first time I ever saw mad men I was genuinely shocked that Sal was gay, I was like "No! How can the cool italian guy be gay I thought he was a mafia man!"
>>214324259It's the stores services that are new
>>214324254too much carbs and fiber and sneed
I look like this
>>214324345okay
>>214324345damn you look like that? damn
>>214324360Say that to me again tough guy, see what fucking happens
>>214324369Wow that sucks
Seen a squirrel stuffing its face with acorns today
>>214324345
>>214324369I will use this for the next OP
>>214324200How do you know they're into you?
>>214324200Kiss them on the lips.
>>214324385>>214324406what was it? it got deleted
>>214324411They looked at me with "fuck me" eyes
>>214324345That's fucking nuts
>>214324451Okay you are delusional
>>214324443Zoomer wojak wearing an under armour shirt with a crack pipe in his mouth and happy merchant hands holding a lighter
1 hour brown note compilation coming soon
I'm going to go see the remake of "the toxic avenger"
You can’t hide from your past
>>214324494It should have came out in October big mistake
>>214324480Oh right I saw it. Anon if you're ITT you're overreacting my nigga.
brown note just puts your body in tune with the natural flow modern life has constipated us
>>214324503my friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity delete this image immediately
im cut and ive never used lotion to jack off
>>214324510Idk man the original was more of a summer drive in type
>>214324259Ever wondered how those people feel? Like sit all day waiting until some strange buys you an orange? Not to dunk on those guys we need orange sellers, but selling fruits and interacting with strangers trying to con them into buying your bad fruit, not all the fruit is bad but someone has to buy the bad fruit. Selling varying quality fruit to strangers is a weird job, but that's possibly their side gig, or they're secret millionaires making one of those TV shows. I liked to watch those shows on TV, and I always imagined I ran into one of those rich guys selling oranges one day. Nowadays, I don't even have a TV and lost hope of appearing on one of those wealthy guys performing a mundane job for the sake of amusement. It's sad losing hope of achieving your childhood dreams. Anyways I would like an orange, please.
i hate gamer girls
absolutely heartbroken that all my reddit accounts got banned
>>214324564>Ever wondered how those people feel?Do you consider how the bug you stepped on feels?
I watched Drive last night and the writing was not very good. Still liked it thoughever.
>I’m incel and I’m proud!
There are fajitas in my tummy rnAnd I had a lot of leftovers, so I get to have fajitas again tomorrow while watching poofclater virgins
>>214324670later faggot
>>214324588
>>214324588You would say that about a whole group of people, people whose eyes you've never gazed into, people whose innermost souls you have never weighed?
Door dash driver forgot my drink, but then felt bad and made an extra trip to get me one. My racism is cured
>>214324564I think this guy has bigger problems that selling oranges desu. In my country a lot of people buy produce from guys like that and not from the supermarket which is cool, I don't know how it is in other countries. Idk why but I trust more random street vendors that supermarkets, but usually here it's old babushkas. I buy honey from one and always give her double the money, she is very sweet and very very old, her pension is probably $300-400 a month.
>>214324686Let's keep it civil here
>>214324713I also hate niggers and jews and browns and women and chads and gays and trannies and
good evening blog. today during my daily 6 hour perusal of youtube i was fed a video with 300 views as sometimes happens of a hot girl babbling about some sunday school shit. normally i don’t click these things but the girl (name of tyler (like tyler the mans name)) was hot so i thought maybe if i pulled at this thread i might somewhere find an image of her in a bikini that i could goon to. her whole channel is her proselytizing in that vocal fry foid way. she has one of those linktrees on which is linked both a shop and a wishlist lol but also there was a discord server and i thought to myself what on earth can this be so i joined. it’s one middle aged nigga named steve with a green lantern profile picture orbiting 24/7. also she posted this in there fucken whore. i share this anecdote because it got me thinking a lot of people who seem blameless and ordinary on the surface level are actually barnacles that should be killed. thanks for reading
>>214324752you are human refuse to say the least
>>214324752gay
>>214324752i could fix (beat) her
today is wan show day
>>214324752>barnacle slanderfirst of all how dare you
elisematson
>>214324752Post her face
Watching boreball again
If I were a DragonBall character I'd be Majin Buu
>>214324843based
>sportsREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
go O's motherfucker
would smoke any of u in a motorcycle race (just saying)
go long, /cum/!
>>214324870sorry, my jintsies really need these wins
>>214324670you should put a fajita in a cute latinx's tummy if you catch my drift
>>214324861(You) the wombyn
>>214324892*runs a 60 yd pivot route and takes it to the house*
I’ve never had brunch
>>214324841
If you were reborn in Asia what country do you think you would be born in based off your personality
>>214324955>he thinks that's hothahahaha
>>214324931god why am I such a fucking cunt
>>214324955would kiss her on the lips
>>214324979She's not ugly
Can americans and canadians tell each other apart easily because of the accent?
I've eaten fried frog legs before, tastes like chicken
do you like this reaction image I made
>>214324966Japan
>>214325008No
>>214325008Idk, I think Canadians are slimmer per capita (no offense american frens I like you)
Slavs seem like very troubled people
need a girlfriend iykwim
>>214325020>...hammond
>>214324996she is
>>214325032
>>214325037>need a girlfriend (male) iykwimikwym
Would you rather wake up tomorrow with no legs or as an Indian?
>>214325020*claps and cheers*
>>214325060I wake up as an Indian everyday and it’s great
>>214325060I'd be a genius Indian like Ramanujan
>>214325060Do I retain my current thoughts and beliefs if I get jeeted?
>>214325060I broke my ankle and was on crutches for 6 weeks and it was way harder than I expectedJust taking a shower became an ordeal
>>214325075do you get discriminated?
>>214325031Southern and Midwestern Americans are the fattestNorthern Americans and Canadians are basically indistinguishable i m h o
>>214325135No I’m very well liked
comfy incoming
desu the O's have caused me nothing but misery ever since they lost that wildcard game to the blue jays
>>214325130why the raiders
>>214325130>alberta>BC
The great prophet and philosopher Negrodamus.
Stop talking about niggerball
wouldn't mind if a girl around here wanted to have sex with me
watching TTGL.
>>214325190LET'S TALK ABOUT TENNIS
Got the whips, got the hoesGot the ice, got the clothesNiggas know that keys open doorsHalf price nigga keep the o'sKeep the o's, nigga keep the o'sKnow they call me Mr. Treat Your NoseKeep the o's, (nigga) keep the o'sKnow they know me by treat your nose
>>214325190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_jopBXcbxk
It seems to be that the northern and midwestern states are of the highest quality and best caliber of Americans. Places like Montana and the Dakotas seem to contain hi-test males, the quintessential American spirit, and the best geography of the states.
>>214325235maryland is the greatest state to ever grace the face of the earth
>>214325143Is it the food? Southeners put butter on everything>>214325148good for you bro
>canadians think only the midwest and north has bacon
>>214325253I believe Maryland to be a land of faggots and jews, if I'm not mistaken. Negroes, too.
>>214325273that's correct but, like Borgia Rome, in a whirlwind of warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, faggots, jews, and negroes, we stand strong at in the eye of the storm and produce kino
>>214325262>Is it the food? Southeners put butter on everythingTraditional southern food is very fattening. There was lots of agriculture there, so I think they needed lots of calories for manual labor. The diet didn't change as the labor intensity decreased
Maryland has crabcakes, which puts it above all other states
>>214325151Sometimes I see his crew rolling around and I have the urge to give em a PIT maneuver just for lols
>>214325332over 40% of Maryland's crabcakes are mislabelled and in fact produced with fake crabmeat or imported meat from asia. A jarring revelation, to be sure.
Maryland is a shithole and the life expectancy in Baltipoor is literally Afghanistan tier
>>214325371>60% are still goodSounds fine to me
worst places I've ever been is either springfield, Massachusetts or Seattle
>>214325374Baltimore actually has some wealthy neighborhoods and a vibrant nightlife, believe it or not
There's 2 elementary schools near me and apparently in some states I would get my children taken away from me if I were to make them walk to school
niggas just be sayin mean shit for no reason
>>214325409Fine is not exceptional. Fine is not acceptable. Fine is not American. Fine is the standard of the layabout, the homosexual, the Frenchman. Fine is the measure of sand; and a crabcake of such proportions is surely worth as much.
Kilmar "Mmmm'baptelle" Garcia
>>214325422I walked to school by myself in elementary school
>>214325420>vibrant nightlifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYFBoMc66d4
>>214325440Have you ever even eaten a crabcake?
>>214325329>Traditional southern food is very fatteningLooks good thoughverbergI want to try bbq and smoked brisket and ribs. We dont smoke meats here
>>214325444same. It was funny when we had a "walk to school day" in like 3rd grade or something and I was super confused
>>214325450Every nightclub in the entire country is at risk of a shooting, not an argument
i've lived in maryland my whole life and only left to go to delaware and i've never had crabs
>>214325130>Green BayNUKE THAT WHOLE FUCKING PROVENCE INSHALLAH
>>214325466I don't believe you.You haven't been to D.C, Virginia, or Pennsylvania?
>>214325466you should try to fix that if you can. it's a great big world out there.
>preheat oven to 400° The fuck I'm posta know when it's at 400
Just had a sfogatielle, THANK YOU ITALY
might be looking at a goon in the near future
>>214325453I most certainly have.
>>214325461Hell yeahThere are 4 major style of bbq in the USMy favorite is Kansas City style
I went to Maryland and I fucked this twink once he didn't have crabs unlike the rest of the men there
>>214325488The beep from the oven retard
>>214325488if this is a serious post, the oven usually beeps or turns on a light when it reaches the desired temperature.
my oven doesnt beep
>>214325480>D.C.nope I was supposed to go on a school field trip but in the grade above us, some kid threw a chair into the Potomac River so they cancelled it>Virginiawestern maryland (where i live) is basically virginia>Pennsylvaniawhywe just go to Rehoboth and Bethany for vacation every year
>>214325507For me it's St.Louis, very SOVLFUL >>214325533Buy a less faggy oven then unironically, they've beeped since like the '90s
I did the DC/NY trip in 8th grade and legit shitmyself at the jefferson memorial and I think I had to discard my undies in a trashcan
All I know about Maryland is they have pretty nice rest stops
Finally a run scored in this boreball game
>>214325563what do you think the pitchers job is, retard
i'm old and busted
>>214325492dem marios sure know how to cook em
>>214325558I don't know but I do know NY has nice ones
>>214325586I think it was actually the Polish lady that made it at Angelo Caputo's but close enough
there goes kyle shitting his pants again
do they make braces for dogs whose teeth get fucked up
>>214325583To throw the ball so someone can hit a home run
>>214325507>My favorite is Kansas City style>>214325546>For me it's St.Louis, very SOVLFULwhats the differenceI dont like bbq sauce btw, i prefer the plane meat taste
The newest, faggiest ovens (I have one) play a little song when it's pre-heated or the timer goes off.
Where should I get food near Fenway tomorrow?
I genuinely don't understand how someone can be paid to hit a ball with a stick and still fail to hit the ball most of the time. It looks so easy
>>214325634saw a version of this song where instead of cute chibis it was a busty Japanese woman in a tight shirt doing this dance
yeah, i got aura.it's the 20ft cloud of gas smelling like shit that follows me around because i haven't showered in months.
>>214325651My dryer does that
>>214325651This is like my toothbrush that gives me a frownie face when I don't brush long enough
>>214325648>I dont like bbq sauce btwSame. The best barbeque uses dry rubs
>>214325630quite the opposite, retard
>>214325648>What's the difference St Louis is normally dry with sauce on the side. I had Sugarfire which was pretty good
Get my toes out your mouth
I want to ban hate speech
>>214325659very fast ball
Think I just saw an evil alien
>>214325672oh god that's unacceptably gay
what if they made being an incel illegal
>>214325648>whats the differencethe differences between the regional styles mostly come from the sauces, cuts of meat, and cooking timeKC bbq is cooked at a low heat for a very long time and usually uses sweet and tangy tomato based sauces. St Louis style tends to be cooked faster at a higher heat and so is usually crispier
Can't stop farting
i post on /k/ and i’m nogunzi post on /o/ and i’m a bus rideri post on /fit/ and i’m dyel
>>214325659try hitting a 95+ mph fastball or a sinker, if youre such a pro
The Red Sox are winning because the Pirates are fucking pathetic
Mom bought me a chocolate bar :)
>>214325744i post on /int/ and i'm not racist
>>214325744you're 70% of the posters on those boards, then. /fit/ has about 5 people who actually lift and the other 500 posters are just faggots looking at muscle men.
>>214325745I could if it was my job
>>214325676nice>>214325680bbq sauce tastes kind of metalic idk>>214325731I see, what about Austin bbq i heard thats good
So much bullying and ridicule
Outside of a honeyglazed ham or bacon, I don't much care for pork as a meat.
i feel like a zoomer wearing an under armor shirt smoking crack
>>214325808I like pork belly, it's pretty darn good
>>214325761I'm a little racist but I have bipac friends
>>214325808I'll glaze your pork with my honey *smacks your ass*
mightve jsut given my fingers first degree burns
>>214325833its the best
>>214325795>I see, what about Austin bbq i heard thats goodI don't know about Austin specifically, but traditional Texas bbq tends to use salt and pepper based dry rubs and mostly beef. I don't like it as much because I prefer pork dishes when it comes to bbq
>Abortion = not a thing>eugenic embryo selection: insert screaming soyjak
>>214325769doubtful
Germans should try to make posts worth reading
I have a headache. Life is nothing but pain and slow decay until we turn into skeletons.
>>214325843I'm reporting you to HR, that is completely unacceptable behaviour.>>214325833>>214325858I don't know if I've had that, maybe I should try it.
General purpose (you) enjoy as needed
>>214325031what happens to your knees if you were to do this unironically instead of sensationalist dogshit where you fake it for tiktok and run 30 seconds a day
Is the sharty good? I hear it's hip with the kids
>>214325905*greedily snatches it before anyone else can have it*
business idea: cum con sex
>>214325914I heard it causes schizophrenia.
dadberg was angry at me so he ate my chocolate bar
>Tfw my wife's boyfriend just gifted me a switch 2 with Welcome Tour>Wife is leaving with him for a vacation in Senegal today>Can use the big ass screen at the living room>laying on the sofa with a comfy blanket>switch 2 on my hand >playing Hello, Mario! and laughing my ass of while the silly italian man peek-a-boo's me>6'5'' hung negroid fucking my wifelife is good bros....This can't get better, I'm gonna have the blast of my life, what else can I say except yaba dabba wahooo
>>214325865>I don't like it as much because I prefer pork dishes when it comes to bbqNice, we mostly eat pork here, I eat beef once every two weeks. But I do eat mixed ground beef/pork almost every day.>>214325894pork belly is king, I like to grill or oven crisp roast
First Tim Hortons in Poland puts nearby Starbucks out of business within months
this is a really dumb thought but transitioning is probably worth it, at least women will interact with me that way
A lot of people in USA and Canada don't eat pork belly, it's more common among Asians for some reason
>>214325913idk, id never do that, that Goggins guy has surgery every 5 years
I honestly hate pete so fucking much
>>214325976Do it, but get out of this thread.
>>214325949maybe the worst post I've seen in 2025.
check out this lust provoking image i found on reddit.com
>>214325976dont
>>214325990I have been in this thread at least 2 years
>>214325978noticed i have to wait 2 weeks to do a run, and this time i could jog the entire stretch uphill version without stopping, but knees never ever get stronger recovery wise. lungs just magically function twice as good every time
>>214325971I believe it. slavs are cheap. probably bought tims coffee instead because it was cheaper.
>>214325984He has no redeeming qualities; he's a piece of shit through and through. There is no redemption arc for him either.
>>214325977Euros eat pork belly, LatAm too
>>214325976lol you'll make a fine tranny in a few years
>>214325976
>>214326001>septum piercingD R O P P E D
>>214325977chinks eat the most disgusting shit imaginable, my god. I visit SF's chinatown from time to time and the legit restaurants or grocery stores have the NASTIEST stuff I've ever seen
There is no Tim Hortons in Poland ya dingus.
>>214326026Shut up
>>214325976in middle school I masturbated to a website specifically for brazilian trannies
My penis is quite small flaccid but it grows to like 5.5inches hard.
>>214326010>but knees never ever get stronger recovery wiseyou gotta be a 100% structurally correct posture wise, any type of imbalance will result in some kind of issue if you dont recover and even then
>>214326038PEENUS WEENUS
>>214326057my penis is chubby
>>214326016yt pipo have no food culture
FEE FIE FO FUMI SMELL THE POSTSOF A SHITTY /CUM/
>>214326013He has the head of a child on a man's body
How do I get a body like this? Idk how to get roids
>>214326116>>214326116>>214326116>>214326116>>214326116
should I go to the bar waaaaaaaay on the other side of town that might have more people my age(I have no diea, it could be empty as fuck) with probably no way to get home later besides an uber or lyft, or wait a while and go to the bar down the street which probably will have little to nobody too but I can just walk home
>>214326129>>214326129I was slow so recycle this one later
>>214326066.... you have a "running" posture?
>>214326001
>>214325163If course it would be the hawks
>>214325937howling