the dynamic duo 'dish
it's just another day in a crazy world!
Donald J Trump1946-2025
>>214335586nope she doesnt even do that the useless cow
>>214335582the person on left makes mid music, and the person on right makes good music. obv not a dynamic duo as you said
ever done a gay porn dance?
What do you get out of spamming celebrities you utter freak
another day without kingcobrajfs
>>214335616why are you with her
>>214335640Jessica Boyle poisoned my man
Got the scran sorted
I got a rorke in my rari
>>214335378>>214335282>>214335507>>214334497These are the final redpill of attractiveness. Once you know about them you can't stop noticing them. If you don't have these, you're objectively not attractive.
scenes if trump's dead
got on the bus with me daysaver smoke da reefer in the corna
rorke claiming to having blue eyes while still being a virgin
yeah yeah light the bifterim gonna rape your little sister
>>214335702i have this but i'm still a 32 year old incel
right!off to the cinema to watch jaws
>>214335620v good post>>214335702basically everyone has limbal rings it's just lost a bit with agesome people have thicker/more youthful ones though yes
neoliberal bull logging in
>>214335713little fucking joe had bars
who owns half of atlanta?
>>214335747see>>214335756
nth for the baddiedem
>>214335767jeezy own half of atlanta
>>214335702Fucking shut up you obsessive twat
I CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUPI CAN'T PUT DOWN THE CUP
>baiting and skipping shortcut just to troll chat>fighting godskin apostle at level 69 gamer indeed
>>214335809limballet
rorke scrolling through pierbi's entire catalog while telling his grandmother (whose he still lives with) transwomen are all school shooters
year zero of the thousand year drvmpfenreich eternal whiteboysummer and they're still falling for leftypol fakenews media omds
watching one of the shit Godzilla films
It's over
Log off the xitter, build a family, vote reform simpleas
>>214335747>>214335756>>214335809They've been proven to be a marker for genetic health. If you don't have them, it's over for you. Never began, even.When you see this, something in your brain deep down is signifying genetic health in this person and letting you know it, subconsciously. There's no denying it either, no one is looking at a pair of eyes like pic rel and thinking "hmm she's not very healthy is she?"
President Vance
it's over
>>214335916god i hope so
>one of the future mega-corps that own the entire world in Alien Earth is called Lynchreally an lrish mega-corp rose up and took over Europe did it?
had another dream about the 2022 Q4 proto-gf
donald's in a box in a box donald's in a booooxx
>>214335927 got nothin nice to say about RABBI TRUMP - But there's something GROSS and LAME about sitting around getting yourself hard over wanting people to DIE. Especially when you're just some normie slob who has NO skin in the game, NO understanding of political or historical phenomenon, NO involvement in anything of a Partisan nature. DONALD TRUMP isn't the reason you're a loser. Or ''unhappy'', or have difficulties in adult life or whatever. POLITICS isn't NETFLIX or MARVEL movies for ''kidults''. Get your shit together. Its got NOTHING to do with you. You're cattle/non player characters.
>>214335907mate you're illiterate and retardedi've never seen someone without limbal ringswhat happens is thicker/darker ones are associated with vitaility
sick of this vpn nigger making threads under a commonly filtered flagneed vpn niggers dead
wtf does proto-gf mean
>>214335960my life is great, literally the only remotely upsetting thing about it is when that cheeto appear on tv
>>214335969>I've never seen someone without limbal rings>>214333595https://i.4cdn.org/int/1756543815932792.png
>schizo mumberg asks for a new radio>buy her one>listens to it for the day>return later in the week>radio is gone>ask her where it is>she smashed it to pieces to stop the voices>asks me for a new radio
Gorbachyov died 3 years ago today, would be odd if Balumpf does too
another one for the negress enjoyers amongst the /brit/ contingent
>>214336013you're in a real paradox right there mate hahahahahaha
>>214336009are you actually blind that person still has a dark ring around their eyes it's just very thin
>>214335969my theory is that central heterochromia wasn't selected against evolutionarily because it simulates the appearance of a healthy limbal ring
>>214336063something wrong with their faces
On the twerking Rorke playlist for todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ekgs9vWtrg8
How far up her own arse can she be?>All four of her defeats at this year's major tournaments have come against the world's leading stars - who Raducanu believes have extra motivation to beat her.She's a fucking nobody tennis player who fluked her way to a grand slam. Fuck off love and fade off back into obscurity where you belong
>>214336044Sorry lad but the studies have shown, the science has been trusted.If you do not have prominent limbal rings then it is over.
79, he was just a kid.
>>214336052What? What the fuck are you talking about you twat
new heathertimmy special interest
>>214336090you are illiterate mateand i'm ugly af but still have decent limbal rings (but sadly i have dark eyes so they aren't that obvious unless you look closely)
>>214336075Im irish
>>214336030Worst part is she gets all haughty when I say "Well you broke the last ten, whys this one going to be different?"We do what we can for those we love.
>>214336063CORRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>2143360634>2>3>5>1
>>214336013kek mumberg trapped in a right old loop isn't she
>>214335702Fuck my incel existence - carving out my eyes rn
small tits on women are cute
>>214336164here's your (You), feel free to post the uncropped picture of that male model now as intended
godskin apostle was too much for korone, free the holodem
He can't really be obsessed with eyes like this can heThis is mental illness
alright lads?
>>214336103Learn English, fat cunt.
>>214336195That is literally me, wtf are you saying
Went boxingHad my coffeeWill spend 20 minutes on /brit/ then go to the butchersMy plans for the afternoon you ask?Well I don't have any so I'll rot in my smeggy bedroom
>>214336205>don frye vs godzillaI'd watch it.
>>214336180>>214336180>>214336180True>>214336164Kys chad
>>214336205Tom Selleck, a Mogwai, Russell Kane and Sophie Ellis-Bextor looking good
>>214336224would you box my ballbag for £99999999999 quid
>>214336229>chadPeople tell me I look like Mr Beast, have you ever read a Reddit comment section on a post relating to him?
>>214336151>>>>>>soogs 5
where's the south african flag?
>>214336241I don't have that kind of money
Matcha summer is OVER. Welcome to Pumpkin Spice Autumn. Grab a Woolly Jumper, a Scarf with a matching Knitted Hat and get yourself down to your local coffee spot NOW!
>>214336241Yeah absolutely
>>214336164this is a good example of how physigonomy matters so much more than colouringlike as a pair of eyes wrt colour and so on they are nothingbut you can tell they have automatically "squinty" and with a decent brow ridgeso even though the eyes if you crop it out and look at it individually is a bit uglythe overall effect is one of attractiveness
>>214336164why do you look so sad
>>214335702blud debunked by anon >>214336164
>>214336259she's hot but her content is really boring
>>214336274I have not had sex in six years and women look at me with visceral disgust when I pass by them
>>214336285see >>214336274but yes fundamentally limbal rings/eye colouring contra eye shape bone structura are minimal in importance
>>214336259She's so peng. Glad she belongs to american boys only >>214336267Trve
Mentally ill freaks talking about eyeballs, that's me leaving /brit/ then
>>214336267we're still stuck in that limbo land between summer and autumn properyesterday I went out in a t-shirt and a thin rain jacket, was boiling and sweating in 5 minutes, had to take the jacket off and carry it like a wanker
>>214336259this makes zero sense desu, Luffy is brazilian and Robin is russian they should've inverted the cosplays
>>214336267Impeccable post, get the natural fibres worn, get the clothes layered, get the low effort shorts t-shirts and trainers ditched, get a clue
If I were Italian, I could happily eat nothing but Italian food every single day, no need for any foreign muck.But I can't say the same about British food. It gets pretty boring eating the same meat and potatoes and boiled veg even twice a week, never mind every day. So we have to resort to eating the foreign muck.
>>214336281I have heard this before. I was at a party in my youth and a girl said "You have sad eyes, I can tell you are in a lot of pain"I left the party and cried in the woods alone
>>214336298>ever having had sexlol what are you complaining about you freak
>>214336309Ktilm
>>214336198dog gone
I was looking at trips to Scotland but it doesn't seem like there's actually much to do
might suck a man's willy from the back
>>214336337Didn't know this was britfeel sorry bro x
>>214336317love a raglan sleevesimply the superior shoulder seam
>>214336361please suck his willy >>214336330
>>214336347owari da
>>214336353if you visit the most popular pokestops in glasgow you'll run into a legendary /brip/poster
>>214336368yes leave you are too neurotypical for here
>>214336330>I left the party and cried in the woods aloneThis is genuinely the gayest thing I've ever readWtf do you think you're in a film or something, think you're a protagonist?Gain a clue lad
>>214336347>overseas fans clown emojishe hates us
>>214336353get yersel up to Oban and have a wander round that big stone circle
Joe Biden has died
>>214336353t. Man who has never been more than 100 yards from another human or seen a snowy hill ("mountain")
>>214336330Well I suppose she's right then if you went out and had a cry
Summer is Ending, lads...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VqiMQoMXmw
>>214336375Another belter of a post
mad how fluffy my hair feels
BALD BALD BALD BALD
>>214336423fuck that's nice i thought that might be in central europe but close enough i can drive there
Rorke you were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!
>"A dozen doughnuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheapo one gallon bottles of the generic brand fruit punch and a nasty old rotting banana."If you're ever talking to a Millennial say this to them out of the blue and they will start cracking up Trust me.
>schizo mumberg asks for a new radio >buy her one >listens to it for a day >return later in the week >radio is gone >ask her where it is >she smashed it to pieces to stop the voices >asks me for a new radio
>>214336448ktim
>>214336448looks like that webbum of the homeless man whose brain was exposedalso a bit like the one where the other tramp had a bald patch and cockroaches using it as a shortcut between clumps of greasy hair
might acquire another fetishbeen wanking to bbws far too muchany ideas?
>>214336489have both saved but shan’t be posting here
The brightly-coloured, humorously-monikered 'Yumnuts' available at M&S are quite delightful. I've eaten two in a week!
>>214336470Didn't care the first time pal
>>214335582
>voices coming out the radiohope so otherwise I'd be taking it back
>wake up>sex with the gf>she makes the tea>she leaves cos her m8's coming over to her place>day to myselfglorious
>>214336521haha she's talking about sex
>>214336504why not get a fetish for gaining a clue x
>>214336504Rather not say
>>214336521>female musician>only sings of cock, cum and all the guys she fucked
>>214336542the clue being?
>>214336433https://youtu.be/5cOQk6aE6wY
>>214336521why what's wrong with the back door? is it broken or summat
>>214336553lot of lore around that house
>>21433654595% of all songs are about sex and relationships
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16i6i8cr4pc
>>214336534Corker of a joke, but now I know why your pasta's so bland - you forgot the Basil!
>>214336574stop listening women then
rorke is whining about women singing about being free is he
>>214336389>>214336417it's not right
>>214336521
not a fan of evil /brit/
>>214336434seriously though. In an ideal world all jumpers would be sewn this way. It guarantees that it fits your body. When the sleeves are sewn on at the shoulder if the fit isn't perfect it looks shit.
Hello this is Big Bopper
bet you freaks wear turtlenecks LMFAO
>>214336626alri boplad
>>214336596lily rader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmYmAKG_wA
>>214336638It's Autumn. What do you want us to wear?
>>214336638I only wear Scarborough ganseys
trump died on the way back to his home planet
>>214336596looks a bit young
Am nonce
>>214336626henlo do you have any bops in i'm looking for one of the large variety
your labour gay weekend
>>214336645think she looks more like melody marks personally
will magatards mourn their great leader like the norks did with kim il sung?
>>214336694PM L
donald j trump bros...
For me, it's a saddle shoulder
>>214336641alri m8>>214336697here's a good unhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGrLny1wTWk
>>214336688gay if you wouldn't
>>214336710Be quiet
familyberg fucking off for the next 2 days lads get in there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOLcviE-r4
>>214336739Done that libtard
>>214336713is this sepsis or sommat
Fat Les > Buster Bloodvessel > Big Bopper >>>> Fatman Scoop
is he dead then or what
>>214336613lil archosaur fella
Jordan Drinkwater has died
>>214336638prefer mock necks for the athletic and approachable look myself, but roll necks are good in a nice 2-ply cashmere under a jacket or in place as a heavier piece of outerwear with some texture and interest like ribbing or donegal fleck
>>214336756shoe polish from when she did a stint at butlins as a nelson bonjela impersonator
>>214336779died of dehydration
>>214336803he's not dead just preparing his longest social media post ever
Trump is not dying any time soon, he's still playing golf every weekend.https://didtrumpgolftoday.com/
>>214336828>>214336832thank you my top /brit/ fact checkers for the facts x
>>214336803>>214336848fuck off tranny discord
>>214336832He deserves a rest after working so hard for lsrael
just received confirmation that donnie epstein died of ligma
>>214336803he is really old so could happen at any moment
I'm hearing now that Super Mario has passed away
>>214336874who's donnie epstein?
>>214336906can we get a /brit/ fact checker on this?
>>214336862don't know what that is but i will investigate once the did diaper don die case is concluded
adolf hitler is dead
>>214336783>an African>a homosexual Jew>a geriatric communist>a slimy grifterIt sounds like the setup to a joke but no these are the the candidates in the UK election
Joe Biden outliving Trump would be kind of funny
>>214336906The Croatian former Bayern Munich and Juventus forward, Mario Mandzukic?
>>214336932>a homosexual Jewwhich one is this?
I'm hearing now that Great Britain is dead
I dress smart casual (patterned shirt with jeans and brogues or loafers) all year round, the only difference is when it's cold I wear a wool overcoat.
>>214336951all 4 of them
>>214336958it died in 1914
>>214336951
Word on the grapevine is that Toilet Bog Fart has turned up his toes
>>214336522Dunno why or how it posted twice. I even made posts after the first post. Scary stuff
>>214336965Which jeans?
Buy your memorial edition of Donald Dumps the Art of the Shart now available in Hebrew
>>214336951Keith
>>214337017can't afford it. i already bought his limited edition mcbible
>>214337027mmhmm
shall be doing a runny poo in my pants in honour of the big incontinent lad RIP donnie
>>214337016I buy my jeans from Spoke. I wear black or ecru depending on the shirt, obvs ecru is no good in the rain thoughbeit, also I colour match my socks to the shirt pattern.
>>214337016matalan
The /brit/ improv comedy group taking a sideways look at US politics as always!
>>214337061we're fact checkers today. no funny business until we get the scoop
tf is ecru
>>214337082how is the investigation going lad
im so old my arse is haunted
So whys it that a new always pops up at 300, something to do with Thermopylae?
"Cool Hand" Luke Campbell for PM>On 27 February 2025, Campbell was announced as the Reform UK candidate in the 2025 Hull and East Yorkshire mayoral election, stating that he wanted to "give back" to his home city of Hull.[57] He had no prior political experience and said he never voted in an election before, which drew criticism from observers.[58][59][60] Explaining his decision to stand, Campbell said he came up with the idea after joking about it with friends, and was then selected by Reform UK "last minute" after meeting its leader Nigel Farage at the party's head office in London. He claimed that he "[did not] care for politics" and was only running as mayor to improve his home region, but said did he did not stand as an independent or for another party because he "would vote Reform anyway so why not", adding that he had been "following Nigel for a while and everything he says seems common sense to me".>On 2 May 2025, Campbell was declared the winner of the mayoral election
belganon enjoying summer with obamacronem worldwide
>>214337101EW is HALO jumping into the White House as we speak
>>214337119feeling extra homosexual this morning are we?
leftypol having a melty now that it's dawning on him that his new corbyn party is full of muslims with socially conservative beliefs
dtfic <3
>>214337139it's the afternoon mate
>>214337109>get punched in the head a lot>vote reformmany such cases
>>214337098the sentence? 6 months (suspended)
>>214337162so true
I'LL be there, will YOU?
>>214337088Ecru is the natural colour of undyed or unbleached cotton, so basically like a very light beige.
despy-chan
>>214337187looks kino but l live nowhere near
>>214337163And what region are you mayor of?
>>214337205ur mums arse m8
>>214337187me on the top right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX0aI5Jz8i8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX0aI5Jz8i8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX0aI5Jz8i8THIS IS HOW TO LIVETHIS GUY IS LITERALLY ME
>>214337135her vtuber avatar x
>>214335757sup crodieheard you been chillin' at the beach with obama
>>214337187TURN IT UP
>>214337205your mums fanny
turtleneck with chinosthe /brit/core fit xx
>>214337221would i think
>>214337135>>214337221she had her cat watching lammy x
>>214337187l'm still seething Rikishi didnt thank him or Brian at his Hall of Fame
someone with a white pride meme flag is having a melty on /pol/ about people saying trump is dead lol
where did the "money isn't even real" meme come fromkeep hearing it from zoomers
hearing that poopy don has carked it
vtubernonce has been particularly spammy as of latewonder if it's because he's not getting much attention
>get rated 7-8 on soc>irl women give me looks of incredulity when I dare speak to themSomething ain't adding up here
>>214337283you are severle ymentally ill
>>214337244I can never find a good fit for chinos. I have thick thighs but short legs overall.Either the waist fits but they're too baggy, or the waist is too tight but the leg fit is right.So I wear jeans.
>>214337245gravity dust is well cute
Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug
>>214337277they paid everyone £2,000/month furlough during covid magicked from nowheremonies paid back: £0 (zero)consequences: 0 (zero)
>>214337277They just discovered the concept of a social construct, and think this somehow invalidates social norms - give em time to grow up
family get together tonight shall be getting drunk as fuck
president toilet bog fart has died on the shitter
>>214337292Yeah that's true, must be something disgust inducing in the cues I give off. I'm not short either so it can't be that.
>>214337294ever heard of tailoring?
The jewish suicide switch in president blumpfs head has been activated
(8) gota stay out of jail but i dont need rest (8)
he died in a pool of his own mcdonalds-smelling diarrhoea
>>214337332he uses diapers tho
Wearing Guerlain Vetiver today. Classic, clean & crisp gentlemanly fragrance.
Taylor Nglittle chinese feller
>>214337119good post>>214337223yeh, handing out clartenings to m2, you know x
anyone football watching man in?
>>214337370FOY
>>214337258watching lamy rn
>>214337379l was best mates in school with a Ng
>>214337277They're taking the "Experiences > Material possessions" that Millennials started to a new level. No jobs, living out of Airbnbs, everything on credit, nonstop partying-loving-living. This is the Zoomer way.
>>214336211How the fuck does different coloured eyes give the appearance of a dark ring around one's irises
>>214337385alri lad
>>214337313just forget about all the inflation?
Weighty hairy bollocks slapping against the sagging bottom of an elderly bumder
pippa the pig
>>214337384the presidential s curve is perfect for m2 hymen x
me going outside
>>214337434based retard
now that trump is dead does that mean the mascara lad is prez?
>>214337475Me stay in
>>214337475but its windy
>>214337376Lovely stuff.
me do poo
>>214337463thicc
>>214337475snap me tooDODGE THE RAIN BOYOOO
Remember this lad in a chatroom I'd frequent, he'd always post feeder porn, drawings of elephant sized obese women being force fed butter. Constantly talked about doing BJJ & wanting to use it on fat women.Turned out he was a choker/rapist, and he got done. Name was Brett Taylor, the Tinder raper
Moo Deng last seen fleeing from the seen, DJT's blood dripping from its mouth
just raped a hog lads
40% of Vietnam have the same surname: Nguyen
>>214337534
>from the seen
get it made
>>214337569waheyyy
NEW>>214337588>>214337588>>214337588
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