Bearing teeth is a sign of aggression edition>>214336861
After 13 years, this is my final post on 4chan. I left a while ago, and I need to tell you something I never thought I'd say: I don't miss it. At all. In fact, I feel better in ways I didn't even know were possible.This place doesn't just waste your time - it steals it. Hours, days, years lost to meaningless threads, recycled jokes, and arguments that go nowhere. You tell yourself you're here for the real talk, the uncensored truth, but most of what's left is either bots, schizos, or people so terminally online they've forgotten how to think like human beings.Worse than the time, though, is what it does to you. Without even realizing it, you start adopting its cynicism, its cruelty, its detachment. Things that would've once made you cringe - or better yet, feel something - just become more content to scroll past. You laugh at things you shouldn't. You dismiss things you should care about. You become a parody of yourself, all while convincing yourself you're the one who gets it.And for what? None of it matters. None of it ever mattered. The threads vanish. The insults are forgotten. The wars are just pixels on a screen. The only real, lasting thing is what you lose - your patience, your attention span, your ability to enjoy anything without irony.Without the addiction of 4chan, I've had the drive, time and energy to pursue things that make me actually feel good. I've got healthier. I've read books. I've engaged in my hobbies. All without feeling anchored to this website I deep down truly despise.I won't lie and say life outside is perfect. But it's quieter. Clearer. I can think without hearing this place's voice in my head. I can have normal conversations. I can like things again.If you're reading this and even part of you wants to leave - just leave. Just close the tab. You won't regret it.I shall not be monitoring this thread. It either gets noticed or it doesn't.Goodbye, and good luck.
>>214350238>NITROUS DON'T HELP ME >IT JUST PUT ME IN A TRANCE
just noticed I haven't watched a tamers12345 vid in a while and I found out his channel must have got deleted or something so all his old vids are gone and I'm out of the loop on his new series
>>214350272you already posted this vpntard
>>214350284
>>214350238republicans are stupiddemocrats are literally evil
cum
>>214350308I actually think it's the other way around
My favorite part of college football broadcasts is when they show the young roasties in the stands
I've been up for 6 hours and haven't had any water today so why did I just pee out half a liter
>>214350392that's because you are also evil.
>>214350391Haha, semen!
>>214350392People move to red states to find jobs and afford houses People move to blue states for drugs and abortions
>>214350415I just want people to be nice to eachother and for suffering to end.Explain how that's evil
>>214350392it is not. Democrats are evil, republicans are stupid
>>214350442That is based on a false premise
>>214350407Sometimes your body will hold onto water longer, especially if you've recently consumed a lot of sodium
If Tate were a woman he'd be Bonnie Blue
>>214350417hehe
>I was screamin' and squirmin'>My butthole was on fire
>>214350407go to the doctor for liver disease
President Greg Abbott
fuck democrats
>>214350544Cripple orange man dick sucker
hands up baby hands up
>>214350544guy will never be president
>>214350561>Making fun of him for being handicapped Dems truly are evil
i'm a trim yn
>>214350576>baby handswhat you used to type your post
lol
wish we still had urban decay SOVL like we did in the 70s
>>214350442I just want "LE HECKIN PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS xDDDD" alri sweetie. post tits
>>214350597I'm an independent, so my evilness can't be attributed to either party
>>214350610Just move to Moldova or Russia if this is what you want
>I'm an independent, so my evilness can't be attributed to either party
>>214350238>Frank Ocean - Good Guy >Its actually just the RES4 save musichttps://youtu.be/RWgpBlz16-s?feature=shared
>>214350624Independents are functionally Democrats because you don't vote for RepublicansYou are evil
>>214350652>Independents are functionally Democrats because you don't vote for RepublicansDemocrats would say the opposite
In Spanish, there are no spelling contests because spelling is so easy. Despite this, my Spanish spelling relies on the computer spell check because I'm an illiterate dunce.
Thank you for Pearl Jam
POLITICS ARE FUCKING STUPID SHUT THE FUCK UP WE DONT NEED TO TALK ABOUT POLITICS EVERY HOUR
>>214350643its not the same
For me it's president RFK Jr
As a men's rights activist, I support the right for men to troon out and become jasonkin
>>214350690
>>214350742
>>214350742You cannot suffer in Brazil. Like really you can't.
>>214350707Move to Gary, Indiana or Detroit
>>214350788Mexican girls have huge butts too
>>214350801Yes, but only like 10% of the girls aren't a land whale. Macaco bunda is #1.
overheard a woman today talking about how younger adults aren't having enough kids these days so there's going to be less caretakers/nurses for the older generationslol
>>214350889Shes a TANK
>>214350800too many urkels
I haven't gotten genuinely horny in years
N
>>214350736jason was spamming bocchi shit in /metal/ and got sent flying
have the urge to play wizard 101 again might have to beg momberg to buy me a 1 month subscription
I posted Oranssi Labubu in /metal/ and got nothing
>>214351084link?
The government of Indonesia was just overthrown. Thought you would like to know.
>>214351236I made a thread about it yesterday and the faggot mod deleted it and gave me a warning
>>214351261The mods are trannies, this is self-evident
>>214351236Stop lying
fact check: false
What the hell is /metal/?
>>214351296Who do you work for propagandist?
.
>>214351360You’re a bot
>>214351384To be fair most of Europe was still living like during the black death until the early 1900s
>>214351395well thank u for that
>>214351384I care about everyone’s horrible histories thoughbeit
>>214351384didn't this dude fuck a tranny
>>214351403You're a NPC.
Well well well I'd like to see Prabowo Subianto wriggle his way out of this jam
>>214351430no need to lie, sukdeep
>>214351447no? are you fucking retarded? that was destiny
you got shit on my balls bro
>>214351481You got balls on my shit!
JEWRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214351477of course destiny did but I'm pretty sure this dude did some sus shit too
>>214351510Medicine for STDs exist. A significant number of historical figures have died from syphilis....
>>214351546forgot your VPN
214351453Really didn’t expect that reply. Whatever, if you don’t like history then don’t bring it up
>>214351552what are you talking about blud
Yo yo yo
Niggas in Jakarta sippin on milk tea
>>214351549irrelevant
COME ON YOU KNOW YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRRRRRRRRRRRLS COME ON YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRRRRRRRRRRLS YOU CAN BE MY DADDY
>>214351604fact check: false
>>214351510It's because men are horny bastards and sometimes they lie. You have no reason to take prep if you're monogamous and use protection though
>>214351627It's not. It relates to the statement being made.
>>214351640>and sometimes they lie.wow so gay relationships do kill you
>>214351640They're almost never monogamous and I'm pretty sure "bug chasing" is exclusively a gay thing
>>214351664it was completely irrelevant
Gay men are not inherently more degenerate than straight men, it's simply that gay male sexuality is just male sexuality without having women being a complete bottleneck
Me and muh homies stay on a whole lot of gang shit
>>214351693>I'm pretty sure "bug chasing" is exclusively a gay thing>Slut women don't exist
214351740>slutty women are erm AKSHUALLY bug chaserslmao moron kys
>>214351714It's almost like nature regulates itself
>>214351763Yes andddd?
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
Heated blankets are so crazy. Magic ahh blankets.
>>214351770nobody cares
>>214351787
>>214351665>>214351693Any sex can kill you. Gay men just tend to be more sexually active/casual, and one of the riskier behaviors (anal) is a bit more common, meaning a guy can easily catch and transmit it if he switches roles.
>>214351806Npc reply You cared since you replied
>>214351809
>>214351818PEACH KITKATS??what the hail
>pentagon pizza index is spiking
>>214351811And therefore it is degenerate Things aren't degenerate arbitrarily
>>214351848Japan has hundreds of different types of kit katsnot exaggerating eitherwell maybe just a little
>>214351848Japan notoriously has a lot of different flavored Kit Kats. They even have region specific Kit Kat flavors.
>>214351865Any sex can be degenerate.
>>214351811>Gay men just tend to be more sexually active/casualGlad you admit that fags are retarded degenerates.
>>214351899All sex outside of husband and wife is degenerate
>>214350272Good copypasta
I’m incel so I can’t be degenerate
>>214351921Somebody tell Destiny, Idubbz and Sneako lmao
every person online I've heard ranting about getting married and having kids has always been some larper who is unmarried himself
>>214351985Don't care about those faggots, don't know why you're bringing them up
My wife killed me for life insurance money and now I haunt this general
when you’re ugly every moment you spend exposed to other people is a humiliation ritual
>Hi Mr.Curry in a hurry >Do you know why I pulled you over? >Did you have somewhere to be? >Possibly your 7-Eleven or spam call factory?
Guys the powerball reached 1 billion
coffee zone
>>214352004Because I can nigger.
>>214352032WAOOOOOOOOOOOW should I go buy a lottery ticket and win it for the /cum/ bums
>>214352076You're 13
>>214352077Yes, dubs say so
>>214352032that's nothing after bideninflation
>>214352085ok I'll give everyone $50
>>214352084You're still in the womb. I don't know how your mother managed to shove a razor keyboard and a dell monitor up her snatch.
I’m going to buy 2 powerball tickets right before work at the shell gas station
>>214352077>>214352111
>>214352165Momberg bought two already
>>214352135I'd give you the most aggressive wedgie seen by mankind if I saw you irl
>>214352166Oh shit nigger
Publix had the family size chex mix bags half off so momberg bought 2 for me.
>>214352200ON A FAKKIN ROLL HERE
>>214352179Ok then I’ll buy 3 so I have better odds than her
*starts getting jiggly up in this bitch*
Would you?
Thailand has a ladyboy division of the armed forces. I'm not even joking.
I remember a few years ago when the first powerball hit 1billion, foreigners were rushing to buy tickets lul
If accelerationists were actually serious, they would mass burn crops, target the electrical grid, position water and food supplies, kill prominent scientists and engineers, assassinate political figures, etc. Instead they just shoot up schools and random malls
fuck off chud
The retard tax
>>214352366those aren't accelerationists. they're just random leftwing retards.
>>214352366Accelerationism is a memeThe vast majority of people will never revolt until the status quo is so bad that most people can't afford to buy food for a few yearsEven then there are so many distractions/sedative measures nowadays like video games and internet
>>214352359They are very thorough in making sure you buy it within United States borders. Even if you somehow manage to sneak a VPN past them, they will just void your winnings and return it to the jackpot
What should I eat today?
>>214352383You won’t be saying that when I’m swimming in dough tonight
>>214352442Deez nuts!
>>214352442fast?
It's funny how moot retired from Google in 2021 and he has literally zero internet presence.
watching destiny
>>214352496I think he regrets creating this place
>>214352399>leftwingbasically never happen except for that one baseball game
>>214350392They’re both stupid and evil
>>214352509no he doesn't
>>214352506Jeet
>>214352579Do you have a peer-reviewed study to back that up?
it's always funny when foreigners (mostly europeans) try to dispute that 4chan is an american website, like what are you even trying to prove
>>214352593turn on your monitor
>>214352532leftwing murders and terrorism happens all the time, not sure why you're lying about this.
Found spinsters social media, damn she's a fat fucking bitch now
>>214352611Good comeback for once, RJ
Breaking news: All Houthi leadership has just been assassinated and is presumed dead
hello cum
>>214352699kek gaza has been reduced to a parking lot
my life is so over
>>214352726Who is the houthi prime minister, alex
Houthi and the Blowfish
I switched to a night shift sleep schedule. And despite sleeping at least 7 hours, I feel like it’s not quality sleep
Houthi and the gang
Houthi and the goat
>>214352699why couldn't america do that these past few years? how is israel so much powerful than the strongest military in the world
*pisses on you*
>>214352824If Canada is such a great independent country how come their government immediately collapses after a few tariffs?
I’m going to win the powerball
Houthi and the Doors
Where the FUCK trump at?!
stop eating sneed oils
all the people ive met so far have ghosted me
When men bag groceries they just throw everything in randomly not considering weight or fitting everything neatly so we don't need more bags or squishing bread or anything. Thats just something men don't think about I guess.Also they're offended at the suggestion. Of replacing cheap shitty plastic bowls, plates and cups with actual porcelain china. I don't get it. I thought women were supposed to be the hoarders. But men have a strange obsession with colourful plastic Ikea cups designed for kids.Oh and they never think about colours matching etc when buying an appliance. Like we gotta have a teal coffee maker, a black kettle, a white toaster and a silver microwave. Looks great dude...
>>214352912Golfing unironically
Thirdies be like "your country sucks, let me in"
>>214352984>My country is amazing but please don't send me back otherwise I'll die
>>214352984so true
What should I BBQ for dinner guys, I've got chicken breasts, sausages, shrimp, and hamburgers. I can't do them all, maybe 1-2 at most.
>>214352123Woah that's like my yearly net income!
>>214353128dang you'll be rich as fuck
Embrace me
>>214352770LOL
Pooped award
>>214352961
pooping
>>214353213His special was painful. Must have been a huge wakeup call for him
>>214352961Not a great effort honestly, very poorly done.Men are known for logically packing groceries, it's midwit women who toss everything into one bag and get home to find the bread squished by tomatoes and ice cream.
playing hollow knight, this game goes hard
>>214353265Who bought it for you
>>214352961Is this what the average Crystal Cafe post looks like
>>214353284i bought myself
>>214353304How did you get the money
but all bitches have tats..?
>>214353327don't worry about another man's paper bruh
Turns out the guy wearing a plus-sized Bluey shirt at the steakhouse had a woman of similar size with him and she was wearing a Bluey shirt tooNigga gets more pussy than me so I can't even hate
gen z is cancelling /cum/
https://youtube.com/shorts/C8CENlWGJd4?si=teiw2l19bk3Z8FkDLook what dad sent me
>>214353448Minnesota is apparently full of Haitians eating dogs and cats
Your mother's hairy cunt
Every six months a fresh batch of young men and women graduate into the Sonora Desert, and this has been the case since maybe mid-2023. Notionally this presents an opportunity for the party out of power, but they're running on increasing immigration
>tfw keep thinking about my crush>she has no idea I exist
>>214353491>apparently
>>214353339Every girl at the beach looks like this now
It appears so
>>214353339Wow so original and badass, queen!!!!
>>214353339Need to suck her nipples
>>214353680and get AIDS? yeah have fun buddy.
>>214353516Change that
>>214353339luv pokies
I gave up on women when I was 12
>>214353339Nothing to offer except holes and her graffiti'd body
lmao
>>214353788Can women transmute AIDS through breast milk?
thinking about how i used to microwave the syrup in the plastic bottle
>>214353903canadians trying to force feed you microplastics through their syrups
>>214353252LOL, no, you aren't. I guess the idea of men "being strong" has made them ignore the concept of packing bags efficiently, like to you there's no difference in the feeling of a 10 kg bag vs a 1 lb bag (or rather you PRETEND there isn't), so it doesn't matter that you pack them according to weight or not.
The Buddha said
>>214353901yes, but if you were worried about babies getting HIV, if a woman has HIV and carries a child, it will already be born with HIV
you wanna go take a walk in central park
waking up after a blackout. everything seems normal. i left myself some, no weird texts or emails. hopefully i just bothered you guys all night haha.
Going down to south park gonna have myself a time
>>214354034we got the central park 1 over here
Remember when Cuckmala brought out the Central Park 5? TDS was crazy
>>214354017this is very homophobic please delete it
>>214353833How?
>>214354096Not worse than parading the Liz Cheney endorsement like it was a good thing
>>214354102idk how it's homophobic, women almost exclusively get HIV from men (straight sex)
hey baby i hear the ramen calling, dry veggies and msg
>>214354205Yum
Tell em to bring out the central park 5
Can we all agree the internet has been a mistake?
>>214354138you're implying that like HIV and gayness = bad or something idk just delete it it's transphobic too
cant stop shitting
>>214354125Introduce yourself
>>214354258I think you're a homophobic/transphobic chud trying to falseflag... no one falls for thisHIV was created by heterosexuals and is perpetuated vastly by heterosexuals
>>214354318Brian got a vpn
Have you guys ever been in a porno store? I've thought the concept of them are a strange but neat idea.
>>214354483they are obsolete
Just a bit of light trolling this afternoon folks, don't be alarmed. This has all been a drill. Thanks for your participation.
>>214354483No but I remember video rental places having those closed off adult sections that were like behind this erotic looking veil. I never got to look behind it because video stores like that were pretty much dead by the time I was old enough, but I already knew it was just a bunch of VHS tapes with naked people on the cover
>>214354483do they sell dildos and pocket pussies in there
trump just died
>>214354564Probably, but I think most of those places are just a front for other crimes. Probably a place to shop for sex slaves and shit.
>>214354580Liar
>>214354580yippeee it's President time!!!
>>214354483I used to know one but it went out of business years ago
>>214354635I think he's ready 2bh
>>214354483yeah. the wife and i went in on a day out because we thought we could pick up some weird novelty thing to have or give as a joke present. it's just uncomfortable. the people that worked there were weird, the people shopping there were weird, we felt like tourists in our hometown. we did one quick lap around before exchanging, "do you wanna get out of here?" glances and leaving.
imagine getting murdered by your wifes boyfriend
>>214354764I'm not destiny so it wont happen
Mmmmm saké
>>214354701AMERICA is ready for the first pajeet First Lady.
>>214354635gonna make this my phone background when i travel next month just in case my phone gets searched when i come back
My Dad’s old dog had to be euthanized today. Never heard my dad cry like that.
>>214355056thanks for sharing
>>214355056poor dog
>>214355056rip doggo
>>214355056kwab
Just bought 3 powerball tickets, won’t post them though in case someone copies them
>>214355056the only time I saw my father cry was when he found out his brother died
>>214355108Sure >>214355132>>214355139She had a good life I think. Made it to be pretty old.
>>214355155i hope you win, and i hope canada's dad's dog is having fun in heaven
>>214355056Rip
>>214355174i dunno, guy in the middle doesn't have a hat, OR a beard. seems fishy.
>>214355174That's not fair, why does one guy get to run with 2 parties
>>214355174middle guys face is too shiny
>>214355230You see Canada is all about equal opportunity
anyone else got something to share with the class
me when canadahttps://youtu.be/ymBuQ6XVVzw
lel
>>214355336Yeah. You got big ol man titties fat ass
>>214355394it's even on sale
>>214355394what the fuck is this even someone please explain
>>214355394H-hayai
>>214355468KEK
>>214353881*quacking echoes into the distance*
>>214350238They both look like child molestors. Also Republican looks like an older version of Toni Kroos.
I want my entire ass to be made into fucken fruit salad sandwich bitch. Suck a dick or die tryin’
>>214355503The girl there recently did an American. It's everywhere on the news, leafbro.
Sorry to be this way but seeing some idiot normie crying about their stupid dog or worrying about their sports at all pisses me offThey have no idea the consequences of the next 10 years to civilization and any sense of the futureThe idea of worrying about animals and football in a circumstance like this is insane to me. We either have a future or we don't and we're about to find out
>>214350608>land of the free
>>214355559>The girlLmfao
>>214355468>>214355525Would be a 10/10 if she could breed.
>>214355540my cousins are fat like thistragic, really
>>214355336
>>214355575You are kinda retarded if you post political shit well being friends with your boss on social media
>>214355540
>>214355613I knew nichijou was tranny coded
new>>214355633>>214355633
>>214355636new
>>214355623While* I got lazy with text to speech. Give South Korea back to the north
>>214355644>>214355649EVERY TIME?!
>>214355638it's anime broall of it is
>>214355540no medication details, so not a nut. any history of depression? where's the boyfriend?
>>214355678Explain how DBZ is tranny coded
>>214355678nah i know some good anime
