Will Smith edishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBG_6-5lx8M
>>214336840What kind of music?
>>214336861>>214336955rolling stones
>>214337002Never got into the stones, which are their best albums?
btw what is Will Smith doing here>>214336861
>>214337078Call it a comeback
>>214337026oh, i don't know. i only listen to their radio hits.
>>214337174I only know Brown Sugar and Angie
>https://youtu.be/XneOT3Xtd8Q?t=26This Canadian thinks meatloaf is a North American thing.I don't even.
>>21433736480% is an A in Canada... They're aren't very bright
pretty sure /r/worldnews is jeet galore
80% of the internet is israel, indian, chinese and russian bots making subversive shitposts all over the internetdead internet theory is completely real
>>214337918Chinese and Russian influence is way overstated.I actually don't think they give two shits about shifting western opinion either way, especially the Chinese.Remember that neither the Chinese nor the Russians believe that western countries are truly democratic.
>>214338185mmmright rightyou wanna maybe... get the fuck out of this thread?
>>214338246Come back at me when American politicians are hanging Russian Federation flags outside of their offices, or visiting Masskauw to pay their respects.Same goes for the Chinese.I simply don't see any evidence for it.
annnnnnnnnnnnndwait for it...filtered!
I once tipped $200 for $50 meal.. The waitress had some really tight clothes and the nicest hooters I've seen. Couldn't help but pay her. She took the money but the look she gave me wasn't satisfying. It was very awkward. I haven't tipped anyone since then. It happened yesterday.
>>214337832canada is also jeet galore lol
I would reply to the topic that this random non-/cum/ poster is posting about in /cum/ but I have it on good authority that the janny is about and banning people for talking about specifically that topic and I don't really feel like accidentally unplugging my modem to circumvent it
Ate expired clearance supermarket burrito and threw up in bed award.
And I dont know how but a lot of vomit got all over my library These pages are going to be forever stained with my filth
>>214340029did you know it was expired before you ate it?
i've arrived to herzegovina
And I had this thought a couple weeks ago that among the things I own I didn't really care about electronics and clothes or any bullshit I brought from the places I travelled to. Only stuff I hold dear are my books. And now they smell like shit and are soaked in sticky stomach fuilds
>>214340231any cute girls?
Maybe I like my amp and record player too. Idk.
college football is just shonen anime for american normies
Im a failure
i am once again asking for a green card
>>214340182It was half price
shaved me head and beard
>>214340415not a good time raj...
>>214340430this nigga looking like mr clean
>>214340417>It was half priceBecause it was expired? Usually expiration dates on food sometimes are deceptive - it usually means BEST until X date which doesn't necessarily mean it will spoil after that but foods like buritos or ready to eat foods I wouldn't fuck with.
https://youtu.be/sH5pj7TOoz0
>>214340641this makes me sad
>>214340670ok boomer
>>214340745ggat em
Have a shit ton of carne asada left so I’m gonna make burritos I think
>>214339092I do work at an inn and once got a $100 tip. I think the lady was drunk.
>>214340954based
i am immigrating to canada later this year
>>214341007
>>214341007Congratulations, anon. That sounds very exciting
Just realized that I'm gay
>>214341007You're badically just moving to another province in india
>>214341007happy for you bro. you deserve the world
https://youtu.be/-bWqcKzbQBYthread theme (official)
Seriously what was she on about here?
>>214341168kino
>>214341294Idk but she need to make some joi videos
>>214338185>Remember that neither the Chinese nor the Russians believe that western countries are truly democratic.They are correct, western countries are corpo-fascist and only pretending to be democracies.
>>214336861He got sugar in the tank. He playin for the other team. He fruitier than a bowl of oranges. He as straight as a sawtooth comb.
>>214341294The size of my penes when soft
I scheduled the first date of the year with a cute girl in a few days and I keep getting boners that suck all the blood out of the rest of my body. I should have scheduled it right away so as not to endure torture for a few days
Why are so many /cum/s fakecels? You talk to someone you think is going through the same shit and turns out he’s got a gf and was just pretending. Where are the other truecel /cum/s?
Mississauga
>>214342047I don't have a gf
Trump is alive????
>>214342298shut yo bitch ass up nigga
>>214342315Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I am 100% niggaNigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I am 200% nigga
I am 27yo and have just gotten my driver's licenseI yearn for the freedom of the road
>roommate is bringing his girlfriend over today
>>214342402> I yearn for the freedom of the roadgood thing you have a driver’s license
>>214342410it’s fucking over
anyone doing solo self found hc
French people frown everything in butter and then say it’s the best food ever madeTheir mashed potatoes are literally 50% butter
finished my three shits
>>214340290trebinje is known for having beautiful women
A box truck smashed in the rear of a minivan yesterday and I yelled out "hey the overpass is up that way!" And then I saw there was a kid just fucking dead on the ground with paramedics trying to revive him
low metabolism from hypothyroidism is in fact a super power that increases lifespan more so than any meme diet you can come up with? your thyroid works perfectly? then you're doomed to die at 70 max
>>214343288>>214343319>>214343384>>214343429nice to finally see an android chad posting
>>214343405Well that's awkward!
NEED quirk chungus gf.
>>214343659Was it a jeet driver
>>214343466I'm pretty sure someone in my neighborhood is poisoning cats. I keep seeing them turn up with no apparent injuries
he's dead isn't he
>>214343837Satoru Nakata head ass
>>214343853https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-playing-golf-baseless-viral-death-rumors-2122068
>>214343853If he is then people will say he was assassinated
>me when I see a racist chudcel
Something wrongI hold my headTrumpy goneOur nigga dead!
>>214342047stone cold truecel nigga till i die
>>214344007You're a disembodied floating dick and balls
wonder what she meant by thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756499158007360.mp4
The amount of racism Indians get baffles me. No I'm not talking about /pol/ it's everywhere on the internet. I see daily Indian racism over my X timeline and it's all normies.
Thoughts on this video https://youtube.com/shorts/XQx4L-CIJxE?si=V_jdos8ZCdr0Lxmc
Mind if I call you the poopster
>>214344349Gud moorning saaaaaaaaar!
A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer
>>214344349Good
>>214344425Your mom.
>>214344425the maid. no post on sunday
>>214344425the maid because the post doesn't come on sunday
QUICK! I need things to do in Portland, Maine NOW!
>>214344455Ground that freak into a fine powder
>>214344455>>214344463>>214344468all true
>>214344471Getting stabbed by junkieDoing fentanyl in a maine state parkGetting voodoo donuts while high on fentanyl
>>214344409hell yeah
i sleep too much
>>214344349Dude they're fucking everywhere shitting everything up
>>214344471try some local foodhave a negronihave two
>>214344553Is Portland Maine full of junkies? This isn't Portland Oregon.
>>214344678Anthony Bourdain ass dude
>>214344741You know what I'm not going to lie to you I just saw "Portland" at first and just started making the jokes
>yiftbdrvg tfjcdhxs tjcstkncyh THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNIN!
>>214344643idk I live in Alberta
SHO.
I need a car and a house.
>be male femboy in open relationship with bi roommate who has a gf>she and I were classmates in highschool, get along pretty well>she's really into me banging her bf>one day I walk into his room, he's not there>see his gf hanging out shirtless, wearing just a pair of his boxers>I had sniffed that musky pair a day earlier>Seeing her wearing them crossed 6 or 7 wires in my brain>go back to my room with an erection as hard as a diamondWell. Now she turns me on and I really want to fuck her but I didn't even know I was bi. Is this a fluke?
not reading that
There is nothing wrong with being a passport bro because atleast women in poor countries are cheaper and I don't need to meet unrealistic standards of women in America
My sister and I visited the bookstore She bought Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov I bought Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run vol 1
>>214344487Pretty good
accidentally saw a beheading video. i feel a little sick
I can feel every muscle in my ass and thighs. Squats were a mistake
>>be male femboy in open relationship with bi roommate who has a gf
>>214345890The one where the guy is jerking off?
When I was 12 or so I remember touching her boobs while we slept in the same bed. The guilt is eating me alive
>>214345998yeah
I haven't had a girlfriend in years sadly I kind of given up finding love again fuck women honestly I am gonna passport bro in Korea and Tawain
my computer broke for a month and my mental health and overall look on the world improved dramaticallyI'm back here but I don't go to the boards that are rife with ragebait and flame wars
>>214346007At least he died doing what he loved
I will have a job soonI will have a job soonI will have a job soonI will have a job soonI will have a job soon
Is orange man still alive
I think both trump and Biden are equally senile
I had one girlfriend from the ages of 18-21, but I haven't touched another woman since. I'm currently 25. I'm only getting uglier and balder
>open /v/>first thing I see is thumbnail of cpfucking why
I yearn for the 3000km of cycling paths
Drinking old coffee from yesterday.
>>214346259We have that much and more of forest roads/double/ single track but you'd need to be pretty confident on a mountain bike to do much of it I feel
>>214346272Any coffee is good coffee
6 years of binging self improvement videos and I'm still a neet fuckup incel unlovable freak at 24.just cut my hair and hairline went back by an inch.it's fucking over...
>>214346259VGH
>>214346343That's not true. Yesterday I went to a cafe and tried fizzy cold brew for the first time, as in, it was cold brew made with soda water. It tasted absolutely putrid lmfao. Never again.
I wish I had a ballet dancer ass
>>214346403That doctor has obviously Jew physiognomy however, ie the best race of person you could possibly get as a doctor.
>>214346391I mean pure coffee. None of those mixed drinksBlack coffee from freshly ground beans or instant stuff in a styrofoam cup, I can enjoy both
>>214346570Actually good coffee can be drunk black, yeah. Also fuck styrofoam and other shitty single-use non-biodegradable garbage.
There's a big guy at the steakhouse with a Bluey shirt
Dating in America 2025>You must be 6ft4 >Must drive a nice car >Earn 100k >Look like actor or model >Have a home >Also let me max out your credit card
I could beat you all
Sister bought me a pair of Nightmare Before Christmas pajama pants
>>214346721The Italian stallion
>be 5 ft 11.385768>be 1 year older than her>be white>she's asian>"I'm a bit of an otaku hope that's okay"everything just feels right
>>214346721That's not you. You have more defined chesticles
>>214346772I am ugly as sin and been compared to huey from the boys comic
>>214346721can't tell if this is a pic of some lolcow, or if you are just facedoxxing under the influence of cocaine
>>214346639That’s me :3
>"I have absolutely nothing going on for myself, no education, no fulfilling job, no friends, my family is ashamed of me, society is disgusted by me, I can't attract a girlfriend, my neighbors hate me">"I am a useless eater, life unworthy of life, I am of no use to myself or to my family or to society so to cope and make my mediocre life a little bit more bearable so I don't end up killing myself or doing any actual work to improve myself I'm going to unironically believe in 17th century race pseudoscience made up by the most evil and criminal people ever to justify the worst crimes against humanity">"I'm going to believe I'm superior to the majority of human beings for an arbitrary meaningless physical characteristic"The mentality of the most selfish evil "people" you'll ever meet.
cat birthday party guys!!!
you have to mentally ill to post that thoughever>jeet flag
>>214346853This is very much me except I'm not racist
this nigga country has 2 names lmao
This summer might be your last.
He started the rumor himself so the pipo would forget about the files.
>>214346853I have a hard time taking this seriously from a Indian you guys can't shit in toilets and the only way you get pussy is arranged marriage
>>214346721was going to post a pic but I realized u mog me
hello
>gf starts yapping about how she’s just a manifestation of my mental need for intimacy due to my extreme loneliness>says I should seek help and build relationships with real peoplewomen, am I right?
perfect toil attendance award0 raises received award
>>214346994why are you posting your mom, you dullard?
>>214347114Hey barbie?
muricans be like "nOooOOoO it's hard to bang women because they want me to wash my hair" meanwhile my dating prospects are busted brown orcs with three children from four different parents
Powers out
>>214347153im not barbie
>>214346721The fucking wind could beat my skeleton ass.
>>214347159this take *clap* a *clap* shower *clap* sweaty! *clap*
my undestined wife and myself a year agomy biggest crush jelena aleksic has rejected me after i bothered her for half an hour in this cafe. i do not know why she did that bros, as you can see we would be a perfect couple. just imagine how beautiful our children would be!
Post the webm of the women dancing in a gas station
>>214347261ran 13 miles and now my legs hurt
>>214347261My ex left me over a guy who was richer than me I kind of been unable to date again
>>214347261why are you posting these pics?
>>214347153LET'S GO PARTY
lgbt thread up again:>>214346285
>>214337078Being a zesty buck
>>214347261look how she leans away from you goatberg
>>214347402I really need to get off this siteEvery board is the same 10 threads over and over
>>214340415Get gay-married to Brian (/cum/’s resident schizophrenic satanist faggot from Chicago) and become his sex slave
ritual infant genital mutilation is bad thoughbeit
I am aryan
Doing my daily morning nose-pick.
mexican calling americans mutts>>214347393
toil in 25 minutes. i hate toil
High of 20 low of 16 today :( Summer is slipping thru my fingers.
Just made it to the trailhead brosIf you never hear from me again i love most of you
>>214347783Thousands of people, even experienced hikers and woodsmen, have inexplicably gone missing in America's national parks.
>>214347619
>>214347752better post on /cum/ all day
>>214347810>inexplicably
>>214347810God i hope that is meIve said some pretty critical things of certain groups. This is a perfect place for a quick drone strike or space laser
Taking poo #2 of the day, this one is much bigger and more satisfying compared to the first thanks to coffee.
>>214347810Have you seen that pic where two girls are taking a selfie while a weird guy approaches them from behind? Spooky
>>214347810>>214347877There’s a strong correlation between the last known location of missing persons in parks, and the presence of cave systems. People are just falling down holes and never seen again.
Turning 26 soon and am going to have to find my own health insurance.Redpill me on this process
Favorite /cum/ animal? Mine is the horned owl.
>>214347964You have to either get a job that provides health insurance, or pay for it out of pocket if you’re self-employed.
>>214347877>>214347947It's the CIA and pharma corpos kidnapping people for their experiments. O como se sazone el nopal.
>>214347964Don't buy itYou're just subsidizing sick fats. If you are ever in a life threatening situation they have to treat you and then you can skip the bill
>>214347964don't you mean 46? your life is basically over
Gonna join the army for the Mexico deployment so I can bring back a qt Mexican like the boomers brought the gooks from Nam
>>214347810Considering the many millions that visit every year that doesn't seem to be that big of a deal
>>214347978Hellbender
>>214348012Looks like someone holding a turd in the thumbnail lol
>>214347783What trail
>>214347964honestly if you're reasonably healthy, just do this >>214347996if you're rather poor though, the point of obamacare is to provide health insurance for the poors and the browns so you probably would qualify for free healthcare.
>HANGIN' WITH MY COUSIN READING DIRTY MAGAZINES >WE SEEN 2 NIGGAS KISSIN' WE AIN'T KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT MEAN
Are you just a kid and your life is a nightmare?
Do americans no longer hop the border for cheap healthcare and dentists?
What the fuck does this mean? I don't know if this is a gay thing or not. I don't like it though
>>214348104turn on your monitor
Lunch.
>>214348236i dont have food for lunch
>>214348297Get your money up
>>214337026let it bleedsticky fingersexile on main st
>>214348328i dont have money
>>214348041Pillsbury mountain
Clown ass nigga.jpeg
>>214348565turn on your monitor
521 Attacks on Catholic Churches in America since May 2020. I didn't know it was so high...you wonder why libtards who rail about israel all day don't attack synagogues???
>>214348350>upstate new yorkNice. Been through there a lot myself, mostly around the placid/saranac area
I lost my virginity while wearing one of the free condoms that they gave out at my university health center.
>>214348626What do they define as an attack
>>214337026for me, it's when Mick Jagger and David Bowie collaborated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc
condom cucks thinking they're not still virgins lmao
> Anonymous Virginian wins $348M Mega Millions jackpotcongrats Anonymous! you won!
>>214348626But they do. 327 acts in 2020 alone
what's the difference between having high impulse control and being a bitch?
>>214348748>universityJesus, man
>>214348626Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now therefore, ye kings. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little.
>>214348825since they're jews you have to assume the actual REAL number of attacks is far smaller. jews are known to...exaggerate things for their own gain.
>>214348856turn off your monitor and you shall see
>>214348236Looks great sweaty
>>214348878True, but you can't say no attacks occur or even that trivial attacks occur. It's a bit like taking premodern military casualty counts with a grain of salt. You can't assume they're accurate, but you can assume they're representative
>>214348856answer is pretty obvious here is it not..?
>>214348864
>>214348623Seething
>>214348994what you see when you turn your monitor off
How many times are you going to post about the monitor?
>>214348994Nice selfie
>>214348931that may be the case, but I don't really care about jews anyways
Will Smith has become an international embarrassment.
>>214349167why
>>214349162what the hell where's my 6' stacy gf
Do people actually drink soï milk? It's disgusting. Any "milk" other than whole milk is disgusting, in fact. I would rather drink nothing than those beverages.
Why do people who commit a lot of crimes share the same color palette?
>>214349203>>214349219why are you on vpn
>>214349231Is this a goshcel thing still? ffsalright gonna come back in another month
>>214349162Wouldn't making the average person shorter be better? You would need to consume less resources and be less likely to hit your head with shit above. Shorter people live longer too.
>>214349279No, your posts are obviously not goshcel
Guy sitting next to me is wearing a fedora
>>214336861looks like will smith is sitting on a BWC dildo
>>214349279>>214349287seething
what they say about dull knifes being more dangerous is complete fucking bullshit, i've had shitty knifes my whole knife and never cut myself now i got this fancy knife thats sharp as a razor and cut myself two times already barely grazing it, i can only imagine in an actual accident with any force behind it they will cut a chunk clean off of you
>>214349313he sounds fashionable and knowledgeable
>>214349231I'm not... or am I?
>>214349227goyslop
reading a book
Europe is just West Asia
thank you for the rose
momberg is getting mcdonalds chicken strips
Philadelphia has the best food of any city in this country
>>214349415tell her to get CFA instead, mcdicks taste like oil
I'm actually just not gonna make it
"Ayo I stay getting raped, homie." - My new character, the raped gangster
>>214349194He used AI to fake how big his concert was
>>214349481https://youtu.be/epX8SLX87oE?si=W8BvUDQzkfYWHOff
>>214349519Let this be a reminder that money doesn't buy happiness
>>214349481what a strange sounding fellow
>>214349481t. gangsta faghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeJ2-EVkANo
>>214349462whats cfa
That fart was xxxtra stinky
>>214348623bodied that freak
Bro was sexuality assaulted as a child but chooses to see himself as a participant in those activities. So sad.
Omw to a BBQ.
>>214349600russian vibes
>>214349612Im gonna touch you
>>214349564Dick Fil A
>>214349612turn on your monitor
>>214349615My C key is broken btw
>>214341007Would you like to move into one of my properties?
>>214349662What about me?
is leftypol real
cum
ZOMG A PROXYNIGGER
>>214349825I hate Indians and have seen this video multiple times
>>214349825Me in the right (male).
>>214349916you are a manlet
>>214349781
>>214349677that shit tastes worse that mcdonalds its only hyped up because of the culture war
>>214349997you have awful taste
Favorite pokeymon game?
>>214350139Snap
Breakfast: pancakes, bacon, large chorizo sausage
>>214350139palworld
>>214350139The most recent one where you could fly around
>>214350139I haven't played most of them but I like Pokemon Fire Red the best from what I have played. Probably due to nostalgia.
>>214350139Heart Gold
>>214350139pearl but I never finished it honeslybeit
>>214350139Platinum
After 13 years, this is my final post on 4chan. I left a while ago, and I need to tell you something I never thought I'd say: I don't miss it. At all. In fact, I feel better in ways I didn't even know were possible.This place doesn't just waste your time - it steals it. Hours, days, years lost to meaningless threads, recycled jokes, and arguments that go nowhere. You tell yourself you're here for the real talk, the uncensored truth, but most of what's left is either bots, schizos, or people so terminally online they've forgotten how to think like human beings.Worse than the time, though, is what it does to you. Without even realizing it, you start adopting its cynicism, its cruelty, its detachment. Things that would've once made you cringe - or better yet, feel something - just become more content to scroll past. You laugh at things you shouldn't. You dismiss things you should care about. You become a parody of yourself, all while convincing yourself you're the one who gets it.And for what? None of it matters. None of it ever mattered. The threads vanish. The insults are forgotten. The wars are just pixels on a screen. The only real, lasting thing is what you lose - your patience, your attention span, your ability to enjoy anything without irony.Without the addiction of 4chan, I've had the drive, time and energy to pursue things that make me actually feel good. I've got healthier. I've read books. I've engaged in my hobbies. All without feeling anchored to this website I deep down truly despise.I won't lie and say life outside is perfect. But it's quieter. Clearer. I can think without hearing this place's voice in my head. I can have normal conversations. I can like things again.If you're reading this and even part of you wants to leave - just leave. Just close the tab. You won't regret it.I shall not be monitoring this thread. It either gets noticed or it doesn't.Goodbye, and good luck.
>>214350238
>>214350202Pearl and Diamond were the hardest and they gave you the shittiest pokemon except Lucario and Palkia
>>214350244I already saw this copypasta on /trv/ today, nice try
>>214350252Yeah, Cynthia fucked my shit UPhttps://youtu.be/I1Egwloq6Lk?si=4czPys30pTvosF4W
