previous >>214355633
legs, legs, legs...
im just a guy
>>214359837in this biiig wooorld, i've had a time
We're in here>>214359828
>>214359849>Yes you can adapt and survive without it for a short period but extended abstinence will have your body grow strange and sick.I'm in great shape despite never having sex.
>>214359688mexican women owe me sex
just found 2k dollars in my account
My cock is 2 inches long, I'm 5'3, I make $50,000,000/year, and I fuck models every day
>>214360368gimme 1 million
alright i’ll admit it. fine. since so many of you asked, yes, i do be farting
For me, it's Great Value iced oatmeal cookies
I've come to realize I was never attracted to women and I only married my wife because I thought I was supposed to and I felt safe with her.I've always felt weird around other men. Now I know that I'm a gay, and I've told my wife we should separate to live our truths. She's upset because she thinks I've been brainwashed, and she wants us to stay together for our kids. I still love our family, I'm just not in love with my wife and I'd rather just be her friend.Since telling her outright hasn't worked, what's the best way to make it clear I'm entirely positive that I'm a gay, it's not brainwashing, and that I don't want there to be any bad feelings between us over the separation?
>>214361905probably loaded with sneed oils
>Sydney Sweeney is now dating a Zionist Jew
Who keeps letting this stupid spic make the NEW
tooth hurts.
>>214361928You
>>214361918I didn't thobeit. I will literally never view anyone associated with Hollywood to any degree in a positive light.
>>214361928goshie earlies because he's a nigger
Niggas really be on bluesky. That's crazy
>>214361935let me take it….hehe…
I'm drunk ama
At a meeting between Robert Murphy and Lebanese Commander-in-ChiefGeneral Faud Chehab—related by Eveland who was briefed by Murphy afterwards— the American diplomat was warned that the Lebanese people were "restless, resentful, and determined that Chamoun should resign and U.S. troops leave at once. Otherwise the general could not be responsible for the consequences. For fifteen years his officers had acted behind his back; now, he feared, they might revolt and attack the American forces."Murphy had listened patiently, Eveland relates, and then ... escorted the general to a window overlooking the sea. Pointing to the supercarrier Saratoga, swinging at anchor on the horizon, the President's envoy had quietly explained that just one of its aircraft, armed with nuclear weapons, could 96 obliterate Beirut and its environs from the face of the earth. To this, Murphy quickly added that he'd been sent to be sure that it wouldn't be necessary for American troops to fire a shot. Shehab [Chehab], he was certain, would ensure that there were no provocations on the Lebanese side. That, Murphy told me, ended the conversation. It now seemed that the general had "regained control" of his troops.31None of the parties seem to have considered what would have been the fate of the thousands of American military personnel in a Beirut obliterated from the face of the earth.
>>214361957say the ABCs
>>214361918>fell for itmagatards love israel, despite all the leftists insisting they're goose-stepping nazisthey didn't fall for anything, they're getting exactly what they want, which is sucking circumcised yiddish penis
>>214361957me tooum..what are you doing haha
>>214361957What did you drink? I got offered cocain tonight but I declined.
>>214361951What the fuck is your problem You sound schizophrenic . Stop talking about your imaginary characters
>>214361957does being drunk you make you more texan?
>>214360496People are still getting boosters? RIP heart.
>>214361971The ABC>>214361973Drinking. Duh. Don't be stunad
cracked my 5th
>>214359688me encantan las de Oaxaca
>>214361979This general used to be a place where you would get bullied for making newfag statements like this... What a husk..
I eat ‘em like Tic-Tacs and swallow dem whole….
>>214361977Scotch>>214361987I'm not Texan I'm an Italian Californian
>>214361979
Women's college volleyball is becoming one of my favorite sports and it's not just the asses (though they help)
i hate being at this level of drunk
>>214361995EL CIUDAD SE LLAMA DUKE NUEVO MEJICO EL ESTADOOOO
>>214361957I’m drunk ama
I never got vaccinated in the first placenot anti-vax just didn't want to get it 'ple as
>>214362003I've been on this site probably longer than you've been alive. Fuck off
>>214361905most of the food i buy is great value
>>214362015oh, check this vine ovah heah, you won't be able to believe it, marron
You love a browser that unloads tabs you're not using
what do i play
>>214362030No. No you haven't.
>>214362028not getting the vaccine made me anti-vax
>>214362026Can you rocker Romany
>>214362028I don't think about it most of the time but when it comes up sometimes I worry I fell for a marketing campaign that will have heavy effects down the line.
sex is dumb and stupiddoing all this shit for a woman so you can put your dick in a wet hole
>>214362046play with some testosterone, you limp wristed numale
>>214362046gee, you're an awfully oldfashioned guy
>>214362030How much you wanna bet this guy wasn't there when FK and Jason made /cum/?
>>214362063no
>>214362039You know I knew a Russian girl who was the daughter of an Orthodox priest. She fucked anything that moved
I have a really hard time telling happas are happas, I either think they're a weird looking white person or a weird looking Asian. I didn't know Leafy was happa for years.
>>214362060talking like putting your dick in a wet hole is not the best feeling ever
>>214362007why would you swallow a tic-tac whole
>>214362070Your made up characters are discord trannyism, I been here since before /int/ had flags junior
>>214362080you're a virgin
>>214362077I think they are the only good looking asians except for my dj wifu Peggy Gou who is Korean and I love her.
>>214362066i listen to more than that
A reliever for my baseball team celebrates with a kamehameha from dbz, and the announcers don't understand it at all"He calls it a hamahamaha. It's from a tv show"
>>214362099It really never fails to trip up newfags. Try again later!
Fuck all this shit. All of it. I've officially run out of rope. If I had a gun it would be all over for me. Son of a bitch. FUCK.
>>214362104>inb4 ugly tattoos yeah I know whatever
momberg got me top loaders for my cards
https://rumble.com/v6y79tm-we-are-truly-in-a-spiritual-battle.html
>>214362103i'm not tho, the other br poster might be
>>214362075ah, well, actually, us Slovenians, we're more like your Germans from Wisconsin than like Russians in just about every way but for the language.
>>214362046listen to "Oh, Pretty Woman" by Ray Orbison
tropical drink melting in your hand
When I'm hit with a real gut punch by life, I get really sad and space out and then it goes away and I become hyperactive in the same day.
>>214362070>mention gorillas>sam goes bananas
the sheer amount of free entertainment at my disposal
>>214362109>swirliesott-head!
>>214362124You know why they eat rocks?
>>214362118CHIIIIILL, Win-winston
>>214362153he's lying
>>214362155he was taking them to woo a woman
>>214362138looking for my lost shaker of salt
niggas you aint talk to since yo first year of high school love to add yo ass on snapchat
>>214362135Mannaggia, I'm so drunk I didn't see you're flag isn't Russia but close enough for jazz I guess
>>214362153this is as real as the net negative migration we're currently experiencing here in the U.S.
>>214362171I've read they eat them so it crushes their food so they can digest it or something.
pre-surgeries SZA could get it
>>214362173who tf on snapchat anymore lmao gtfoh unc
>>214362194literally messaged my buddy back and forth 4 times today about our fantasy football draft
>>214362194bitches send they titties on snap cuz it disappears
>>214362196More like Metástasis.
You Are So Beautiful
I Am So Beautiful
You look like this
>>214362162I really don't know how I'm going to make it through one more hour of this bullshit life but I guess I have no choice. Guess I'll smoke and lay in bed until tomorrow maybe things won't be such a fucking clown show.
>>214362196kekany of you ever had meth?
>>214362209blud is politely asking bitches for nudes in the big 25 man get some irl pussy LMAO
>>214362228I was once tricked into snorting meth
>>214362221Cute.
>>214362224Umerda
does anyone wanna add me on last fm
I'm going to ask her if she wants to hang out with me
>>214362233it's just a prelude to the pussy yungblud
>>214362238lool same, i didn't sleep for 2 days.
>>214362228I'm prescribed Adderall which is like meth-lite
>>214362238I once mistakenly did a fat line of ketaminealmost fell off me chair, I did
I did meth every day for two years but that was like a decade ago, I've benvlean for a long time. Still that BB scene where Jesse minducks the digging meth addict was real as fuck. The paranoia is off the fucking charts when you're on meth
Just got 2 20 oz beers and 2 big macs it's saturday night time boys
>>214362243>me to all tranime
>>214362118>>214362227You deserve everything that has ever happened to you
>>214362251BBBBASED
>>214362268
i love blogposting
my yellow fever is flaring up after seeing that thread with the asian woman riding a BWC
>>214362270And just whooooo are you?
What I like about jews, They got the big long noseand they're living out in brooklyn and they never seem to wash their clothes
>>214362266hell yeah
>>214362275>memes from post-movie SpongeBob I sleep
>>214362259Adderall is like meth that has low T and is depressed
>>2143622754chan has been a /pol/ website that has other boards, for quite a few years.
Asian fetish is incel coded. Even normies realize this.
>>214362266what's the correct order of eating and drinking here
>>214362280You are violating rule 1 of /cum/ do not reply to indians
>>214362299beer -> 2 big macs -> beer
Asian women require a lot of maintenance to look attractive
>>214362196saw one slouched over in place in reno the other day
>>214362293How was it before. I'm the newest fag here probably.
>>214362299Start drinkingEat Continue drinking
>>214362293then why does /tpg/ use awoo wolf girl?
>>214362307If by maintenance you mean bone altering surgery then yes
i wish i coukd heart react to messages on 4chan i would like ALL of your posts <3
>>214362273I actually asked her out via text last year and she never responded (causing me to have a meltdown in this general) but I saw her the other day and she was extremely friendly and said she would make time to chat with me on Monday Suspicious!
>>214362325can i have sex with you
>>214362313We used to be the source of internet culture.
>>214362309Fully agree with her shirt but for different reasons
>>214362325
>>214362337Hey that's my line
>>214362337i’m a straight man with a dirty asshole sorry
I'm too damn black for that ass
>>214362305>>214362325thank you spinny you're so sweet
>>214362313It's always been this way>t. 2008
>>214362336Interesting...don't take it too personally bro. But kudos for trying again! Hope it works this time. >>214362339I mean you did a great job, literally everyone is speaking 4chan, politicians/ people on tv, normies...It's beyond internet. Even people who hate 4chan speak the lingo lol
>>214362357I remember I'd occasionally say something like this to her thinking i was being nice and she would freak out
eric’s trip……………………………………………………..
I've started a day tracker on my phone to record the time between my masturbation sessions, and I'm discovering that I jack off way more frequently than I had thought
I wish I had the confidence to talk to Alice. Please acknowledge me if you see this.
>>214362389Who's Alice
>>214362358Interesting, a lot of people are saying the election tourists in 2016 ruined everything...
>>214362389Talk to phallus
>>214362389hey it’s me. i wish you’d reach out directly like a normal person. what do you have to lose? are you gay? why are you afraid of me? im a woman
need a new book to read. I am TRYING to read paradise lost but there is so much worthless text that I just cannot stay invested in it
>>214362388Never goonsave it for someone
i wish i was coach from l4d2
>>214362353
>>214362394my crush
>>214362414obese?
>>214362425Talk to her in person?
Finger my hiney hole
>>214362414We gotta head to the sugar mill!
bit of the ol diarrhea tonight
baba booey duet
people be liking my instagram stories and asking me to hang out and saying im funny but honestly a nigga just wanna be a lonely faggot in peace ngl
>>214362404
https://youtu.be/bkxjX90xo98OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
>>214362460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhTrQ0xmv5w
>>214362459>honestly a nigga just wanna be a lonely faggot in peaceme af but no one asks me anything and i don't have soycial media
Houthi I barely knew thee
>>214362459go out and have fun
>>214362472you're a faggot
>>214362395They did, but 4han has always been racistTourist just made it a lib v den shit show
>>214362472>soycial mediai usually don’t enjoy it but i like posting shit on mine because i’m an attentionwhore. that said once i get my attention im done and disappear again
I wanted to play some videogames but I look at my list of 100+ games and see there's nothing to play so instead I'm watching another episode of cheers
>>214362488What is your opinion on the /balk/ general?
>>214359837i'm fucking icelandic and germanic
>>214362488i never have fun when i go out anymore. ive partied had sex done drugs and have a lot of people who like me but none of it matters cause the person i want to talk to hates me and that broke me beyond repair
>>214362410>save it for someonesave it for whom? Thank you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7_8VKqNhg
megatron just blew up the houthi optimus prime minister
Why is it always the usual suspects?
>>214362534Your girlfriend
hey baby hey maybe I'm forgetting to say that I stayed with you because I wanted toand you were so very kind
>>214362471Now that's what I'm talking about! Great tune ma boiiiihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aobIboK_z34
>>214362547they hate white people
you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
>>214362293cope harder fag
Just watched kpop demon huntersDunno if I ever told you guys but sometimes I have a fantasy where I go to Sony's headquarters and I see Ken Kutaragi sitting there and I have a garrote wire and I just strangle him to death. I don't even think he works there anymore.
>>214362563you dropped a bomb on me famously featured in Atomic Bomberman
you used to love me
>The Houthis have been absolutely crushed thanks to your expert planning comrade general
>>214362563Are there hot blonde and blue eyed white girls in Bulgaria?
>>214362471oh HELL yeah
>>214362573https://youtu.be/QqqBs6kkzHE?si=ukMl0WJ6j96DQJ4g
I think I mayhave poured myselftoo much to driiiink
>why are you scared, the worst she can say is no >She calls human resources>Spreads rumors to everyone that I'm a creep >Everyone takes her side >I lose my job >Blackballed from my field >Criminal investigation takes place >Life ruined because i didn't know my place around a foid
maybe I'll just replay some of the old COD campaigns again
whiskey river take my miiind
>>214362498I see..>>214362514I post there sometimes but there's a few retards that ruin it for everyone else...>>214362527I've been there man..don't give up. It takes time and probably meeting a new girl - which can't happen if you stay inside. >>214362534a girl
>>214362404>>214362470
>>214362573https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a70yJwgQtzo
>>214362609I HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAM LAST NIGHTI HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAMI'M NOT READY TO FACE THE LIGHTI HAD TOO MUCH TO DREAMLASTNIGHT
.
>>214362624THE RISE OF INTERNATIONAL JEWRY IN ISLAM AND MAO ZEGONG
fucking love E.L.O.
Gonna watch another CagekinoLord of War
>>214362673Me but with pickled eggs
>>214362673AND WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LITTLE ANGEL?
GahahahahaThe Jew bounty hunter won't be able to give his shitty un speechhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l2oz9er269oBased trumpNow they need to move the un to Beijing and not give another American dollar
momberg is getting cheese cake from publix tomorrow hell yeah
>>214362667Actually it's saying that the west is awesome, and the rest of the world sucks shit.
>>214362650grandma car
but that single sentences includes a dozen minces and prances and swoons, the guy is a real master of his craft
chicken curry is good
had another dream about mass wheel feet vehicles everybody wears them
MOMMY! DADDYYYY! I MEANT SENTENCEEEEEE!
women would be lucky to have me
>>214362706freak yeah freakin love you mom dude
>>214362585>you dropped a bombalso a great onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTqeweftMI&list=WL&index=5
>>214362623>Nooooo you can't masturbate cause you got to spend time and money to fuck a gurlLol no
>>214362673This meme is very specific but it has a whimsical vibe
I love that movie even more than I love the musical legacy of Marc Bolanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGSwwlFe8YY
fucking accidentallt swallowed my zyn jesus christ
>>214362591Yeah I've seen them around.
i will forget making this post
I think I consumed too much saturated fat today
>>214362623for some reason i thought this pic was gonna be norm macdonald before i opened it and it wasn't
>>214362737>Nooooo you can't masturbate cause you got to spend time and money to fuck a gurlwhat else are you gonna do?
ordered mac do ald. Two singlc ehseburger and 10 piece chicknen nugget. Honey mutard
>>214362768that's not possible
The face of America
>>214362789My stomach hurtsI ate a huge chorizo sausage, an avocado, a couple pancakes, and a couple pieces of bacon
>>214362793This guy is legitimately a psychopath
>>214362793Could be worse honestlyNot like anybody expects cultural sophistication out of Americans anyway
I'm probably a sociopath
>>214362826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMP9hbc29DY
>>214362826Same also probably homosexual
>>214362629Bro has some good taste. I'm stealing this one. Cheers anon.
>>214362780Idk play video games watch anime masturbate shit talk women onlineOh and go to church on Sunday to play holier than thou
Quit posting your e-celebs, faggot kraut
>>214362826You are just a bitch
I'm so tired of seeing the word incelThere's a thread on the catalog about a guy eating pizza and someone said "incel thread"
>>214362853Incel post
>>214362847Ok that's fine.
>that time i told a girl about /mu/ and described myself as a “/mu/tant” irl
>>214362804that's like what, 500 calories?take some tums you baby
gfberg smoking weed right in front of me
>>214362793That's not Caseoh though
>>214362869Kiss her and see if you can get high from the second hand smoke
The white man just rulin' The niggas with attitudes? Who ya foolin!
In my city, it is socially acceptable to wear a cowboy hat, a soccer jersey, sweat pants, and air jordans what city do you think I am from
>>214362841>posting Dwaynedamn that's an oldie
Got put on the Tea app for being DL…
>>214362892kansas city
>>214362895It's "Duane"
>>214362892Somewhere in Texas...idk Austin?
>>214362892You are from Cicero, IL or El Paso,Tx
>>214362892Ain't that everywhere thoughIn San Fran you can walk around naked nobody would say an eye over some cap
>>214362894haha*sighs*
>>214362869you don't smoke?
>>214362892Houston
Got a fifteen second ad on a two second video
>>214362945why are you not using adblock is the question?
How do I join the trans community
>>214362927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZbURvoDEcposting in bulgaranon's native language
Forge hammer sounds like 4channer
>>214362892des moines
>>214362955
secret to happiness: don't worry about things you can't control.
Does anyone want to see my masters degree or my collection of books?
Found my sister passed out on the ground using a curtain for a blanket with an empty bottle of vodka nearShe had music playing at max volume too
secret to happiness: sucking my dick
F-Zero - Big Blue [Eurobeat Remix]
>>214362986It's having the money to not worry about the basics of survival. THEN you can not worry about what you can't control.
>>214362986are you a fortune cookie?
My shorty box a little smelly
COWBOY HAT anon - where are you from???????
>>214362992Did you diddle her?
>>214362991What books you got
Think this is my last time taking long distance Amtrak Fuck thisSome women was talking on the phone majority of last nightPeople got no shame of taking extended phone calls
>>214362974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-x5rzb3YVw
>>214362986*Gets cancer* don't worry about things you can't control
After 13 years, this is my final post on 4chan. I left a while ago, and I need to tell you something I never thought I'd say: I don't miss it. At all. In fact, I feel better in ways I didn't even know were possible.This place doesn't just waste your time - it steals it. Hours, days, years lost to meaningless threads, recycled jokes, and arguments that go nowhere. You tell yourself you're here for the real talk, the uncensored truth, but most of what's left is either bots, schizos, or people so terminally online they've forgotten how to think like human beings.Worse than the time, though, is what it does to you. Without even realizing it, you start adopting its cynicism, its cruelty, its detachment. Things that would've once made you cringe - or better yet, feel something - just become more content to scroll past. You laugh at things you shouldn't. You dismiss things you should care about. You become a parody of yourself, all while convincing yourself you're the one who gets it.And for what? None of it matters. None of it ever mattered. The threads vanish. The insults are forgotten. The wars are just pixels on a screen. The only real, lasting thing is what you lose - your patience, your attention span, your ability to enjoy anything without irony.Without the addiction of 4chan, I've had the drive, time and energy to pursue things that make me actually feel good. I've got healthier. I've read books. I've engaged in my hobbies. All without feeling anchored to this website I deep down truly despise.I won't lie and say life outside is perfect. But it's quieter. Clearer. I can think without hearing this place's voice in my head. I can have normal conversations. I can like things again.If you're reading this and even part of you wants to leave - just leave. Just close the tab. You won't regret it.I shall not be monitoring this thread. It either gets noticed or it doesn't.Goodbye, and good luck.
dinner
Going bald and gonna kms woo
>>214363007nobody has guessed yet but this guy >>214362915 has the right idea
>>214362992She sounds horrible renounce her
>>214363030looks vile
Pooped my pants award.
>>214363030looks great is that an egg in it?
>>214363030looks heavy and full of carbs, maybe have a salad tomorrow then?
buldak ramen w mushroom pieces + fish
it was debra's fault that >>214363042 drank too much and shit himself. time to beat the SHIT out of her.
Germans aren't evil
>>214363024You should go dj somewhere bromigo
>>214363026Hahahahaha this fag actually fell for the self improvement LeagueHey hate to break it to you but only end of life is pleasureIf this doesn't being you any pleasure then by all means you're wasting your time but it's not like doing something else is really more productive than anything else
>>214363063I think that miniseries where everyone's an appalachian redneck that's zonked out on opiods including Michael Keaton who's the town doctor was great, but I can't remember any of it, I guess I was zoned out. OHHH!
>>214363030Is that chicken or fish? Would eat the fried pieces.
>>214363070Never were.
>>214363070Only Iranians Irish French and Canadians are evil
>>214363030Ewwww
SCORE THE FUCKING GOL YOU STUPID CACADOR
>>214363070Some areEvery nationality has some evil people
>>214363087
>>214363096
>>214363030Such colorful plates
>>214363074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27b1yhdjEvw
>>214363096IraniansNoIrish noFrench YesCanadiansYes
Jeez
>>214363138If it's only consolation Iranians are much bigger barbarian terrorist than the other three combined
