Visit Halifax edition
just making this thread have more posts, carry on
Went unconscious for several seconds
Real thread
>>214367361fuck Halifax I'd rather stay in Luton
might go on a solo lads holiday to thailand
>>214367361boring white people shit
the lads
>>214367361dont remmeber halifax looking like this
>>214370537ger her shagged
Looks like turtle
Had a dream that I ran into Keir Starmer outside the local Sainsburys and asked for a picture, then I uploaded the photo here and everyone called me an unfunny spastic
love these beautiful creatures
no wonder we spend all day online the world is fucking boring
is he putting them up or taking them down
I met bro in a coffee shop, then we saw an opp, so we locked it offCome to the spot, but don't bait it up
>>214370537ive been there
*throws a can of VB into a bush* yeah mate just got back frem Greece with the mate davo, really broadened my mind *flips off an Abo* Yeah yeah mate yah nah, got a new perspective on life and that *picks up a ciggie butt from th gutter and lights it*, it's loike I just see things differently you know?
americans act like psychotic gigaraped flesh golems because they all carry profound psychic wounds from the trauma of circumcision during infancythis is of course intentional, some MKultra NWO ZOG mind control shit
just got a random whatsapp call from someone with an area code in orange county in california, very rare that it's not some pajeet or ngubu country
>>214370576love irish wolf hounds just makes me sad that their life spans are so short, lucky if they make it to 8
>>214370581>On sentencing, district judge Sam Gooze said Paddington Bear was a "beloved cultural icon".>"He represents kindness, tolerance and promotes integration and acceptance in our society," he said.>"His famous label attached to his duffle coat says 'please look after this bear'.>"On the night of the 2nd of March 2025, your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for.>"Your actions lacked respect and integrity, two values you should uphold as members of the armed forces."
One lone St George's cross flies from a balcony of my Hackney estate
>>214370621i wish i was a glowie tbqh it would be awesome to rule the world behind the green door
>>214370642paddingtons in the army?
>>214370614why must you always go on multi post seething sessions whenever you get any pushback to your smug midwit posts this is like the third time ive seen it happen
>>214370637all big dog breeds are like that its a shame because theyre usually lovely while the most shit shih tzu in existence can refuse to die for decades
watching manhunter (1986), i quite like brian cox's portrayal of hannibal lecter, but this guy playing will graham is boring
Went on a date with a smokin' hot girl who said she really liked me and she was so excited to go on a second date and told me she never felt as happy on a date before and then 30 mins before the second date she messaged saying she isn't ready for a relationship then I see her on the app again the following day. Whats up with that?
>>214370642
sewing my foreskin shut
>>214370671just a bit of fun for me mate. no hard feelings, was blueprinting the post last thread and wanted to try it out, see if it was funny or not. Probably isn't but I gave it a go x
sometimes i go and visit my old university library and just hang around in there even though it's been over 10 years since i was last a student there, i wonder if that's illegal. you don't need to scan ID to get in or anything so i assume it isn't
>>214370681yh my ex had a runty chihuahua that did fuck all except sleep and occasionally yap and he was 17
>>214370714none of that is true
saw a nubile woman with a tight t shirt and puffy nips
>university>been over 10 years since
>Thousands attend Australia anti-immigration ralliesPresumably all abos?
>>214370688kin hell mate who knows what goes on in womens headsa thousand and one insecurities came up and she thought it best that you don't realise she's mental?
got some stunning lasses matched with on me apps in the last hour, can't wait to fumble to talking stage or get sick with anxiety if we go on a date
got a 6 day ban on battlefield for my racist outbursts, not my fault is it
>>214370741rorkes da
>>214370763clown world woke nonsense
>>214370747annoying because I wouldn't even care if she is mental. I'm mental too.
what do you reckon about getting the sheets washed today?an hour of free energy from octopus as well so could make use of that
planning a substantial rebuild next season in my footy manager save
>>214370763big talk for a game series whose bread and butter is shooting foreigners
bringing a folder of laminated robert webb images to my gp appointment in case he tries to pull some nwo shit
IT'S PARTY TIME IN /BRIT/!!!!
love pulling out one of my 'tache hairs and playing with it
>>214370815>mr anon, looks like you might have depression and some anxietyWAIT WAIT I HAVE ONE FOR THIS*flicks through your folder*wait....... wait.... it's here somewhere....>i think you may have some delusions in there as well
might watch the old firm today cause i reckon the gers are in for a shagging
>>214370836love when you get a long hair tangled through the folds of your foreskin and you get to slowly pull it out mmmfghghh
why labour women all have such punchable cunty faces
absolutely rammed outsidemany back from their summer hols and getting some fun in before school starts I suspect
>>214370795kek
love having a little lie downnothing better than a little lie down is there
mums buying a mystery dessert for pudding tonight wondering what it could be
>>214370939specially with ur mum LOL
>>214370939cattle slave
>Kemi Badenoch>Angela Rayner>Robert Jenrick>Rachel Reeves>Rishi Sunak>Yvette Cooper>Ed Miliband>Lisa Nandy>Liz Kendall>Suella Braverman>Wes Streeting>Richard Burgon>James Cleverly>Iain Duncan Smith>Priti Patel>David Davis>Zarah Sultana>Hilary Benn>Jess Phillips>Rebecca Long-Bailey>Naz Shah>Mike Tapp>Dan Jarvis>Angela Eagle>Mark Francois>Stephen KinnockA partial, non-exhaustive list of the hundreds of current MPs set to lose their seats to a Reform MP at the next election on current predictions.
>Priti Patel mentionedsex arse
covid 19
my rapeslave goylife
>>214370939big fan of the classic lie downwill also do an extended eight hour lie down usually once a day
>>214370895Cronem
what's the most reddit board on 4chan?
got a hot right forearmcould be a blood clot that'll embolise in my brain and kill me instantlycould also just be a hot forearmwe'll see
>>214370977pol
>>214370977/r/unitedkingdom
>>214370977/pol/
>>214370890would facefuck her
yuh!
>>214370688Girls are mental mate I'll never understand them
>>214370951All Blairites
>>214370977/co/, /tg/, /mu/, big Reddit overlap
>>214370890she looks like she's into femdom
>>214370895>not a single darkie Didn't realise places like this still existed
>>214371012same with /k/
Just ironed my gold tie ready for Deadline Day tomorrow
>>214370951Jess Philips spent her last two years pandering to the muzzies in her colonised constituencyAnd she's out to Reform? Don't know how that's happening
>>214371024with that sample size they could all be cousins
>>214371035https://www.electoralcalculus.co.uk/fcgi-bin/seatdetails.py?seat=Birmingham%20Yardley One of the most guaranteed seats to be lost
crows just did the wizard of oz guards chant again
rorkes got a boaner!
>>214371033ever shag it up the arse?
>>214371035If the Labour vote gets split between her and the Corbynist-Islamists even despite her pandering, then the white working class vote united around Reform gets in
>>214371035Nothing will be enough for them
unstable affliction
Having a day out in a city, and it is completely full of loud football fans, non-whites and homeless people.
>>214371024my small cheshire village doesnt have almost any, if there are then it's fairly wealthy indiansbut i did see one in a tracksuit, dark as the night, this morning when i went costa
New>>>/d/11278085>>>/d/11278085>>>/d/11278085
>>214370890they all tallk with their teeth, liz kendall is the same
>>214371035Funny seeing George Galloway once again moving to where he thinks he's most likely to get electedTurns out he doesn't care too much about Oldham so he's back up to Glasgow to try his grift there again
>>214370746Abos do hate immigrants
>>214371107Go up to them and say something to their face. You won't, utter coward.
desu lads if I had an Indian flag I'd be too embarrassed to post
continuing my little experiment again today, about "effective2 hours and instead of long hours where i get nothing at all done, doing short hours and focusing on it, to see how effective those hours (where I try) are all in Pokemon Go of course
The read
I drove over this crossing recently in my Japanese car, with my Chinese-made smartphone containing an Indian-made battery and South Korean-made screen from an American company attached to the hands-free system playing songs by an Australian through speakers made in Germany, with French tyres on each wheel, sipping a cup of coffee from a chain founded by a couple of Italian guys, discussing getting chicken from a Portuguese restaurant for lunch, wearing a knock-off Preston shirt made in Christ knows where, listening to my four-year-old son moaning because he dropped his Swiss-made chocolate all over the floor. Made me proud to be English.
>>214371132What Isthe Worst Pocket Monsterinyour Opinion ??
>>214371113Tony Blair does that too so maybe it's a Blairite thing
Seeing a massive amount of lads in their 20s online turn their life around in three years or so and I don't understand how they do it so easily. Running marathons, lifting weights, working 50-60 hour weeks, doubling and tripling their salaries in a few years, starting their own coaching businesses. They seem to have it all and it only took them a few years.
Fuck me, utterly wasted the day once again
>>214371131Jordan Peterson
>>214371073i looked up my constituencydisappointing, but dc;vr
>>214371143>I shouldn't care about this thing that's foisted upon me because of this other thing that's also foisted upon me without my consentinteresting argument
>>214371132kill yourself
>>214371143Rorke signed off work with whiplash
>>214371154a sunday that isn't wasted, is wasted
>>214371154the day is only half over, but youre a bitch and just want to bitch so this is just you posting. this post/reply is me mentally filtering you
*holds up glass of water*there's a good chance some of this water's been through a dinosaur at one point
>>214371143You've absolutely done them there lad get the grooming gangs released and the terrorists on the streets
>>214371192why's my willy gone all hard
>this post/reply is me mentally filtering you
Posted pic related on /v/>>>/v/719418060
oh its Sunday? then I ought to go out and play more Pokemon Go im not god
im a mentally ill evil freak and i would be better off dead
>>214371205it's gone through tons of willies too
Morning team. Having some coffee. Got some energy today I'd say.
Latest polls, although a bit of an outlier, have reform on 445 seatsAnd that's before Corbyn and his gang of cronies come to split the labour and green voteWhat needs to be done up to the next election is putting pressure on reform to become as hard-line as possibleIt's already been achieved partially with the deportations announcement but it can be taken further
>>214371228
Britsisters...our grannies are getting btfo by tiny Pinoys while our cuck grandpas jerk off...
>>214371220lmao you make a big deal over midday on a Sunday ("wasted" the "whole entire" day "omg") then you get a reply saying "fuck off" and post an angry wojack greentext, freaking out over the other persons reply (when nothing at all really happened)
>>214371230kill yourself
love france wish i was french
Saturday morning feels like it was only yesterday
>>214371268france is okay and i do not wish i were french
>>214371251I could batter them all so I'm not too bothered
>>214371154only half 11
>>214371261based
>>214371241Yeah? You’re going to push the party run by Muslims to do something about Muslims are you?
>The South Asian population of Batley is now around 33% in Batley West and 54% in Batley EastI mean what the fucklesticks
>>214371225surely you cant work this hard every single day without a break
Developing gay thoughts
WHERE’S THE CUE BALL GOING?!
>>214371241Labour potentially has 4 years to save their reputation. They need to somehow become popular amongst the people leaning Reform for immigration and the people wanting to switch to Corbyn and Green due to Labour not being leftwing enough 4 years is a long time but they need a miracle Swapping Keir for Rayner or Miliband seems like an obvious first step, every new leader gets a honeymoon period
>>214371303We need a reform win to push the overton window, then we start amping homeland
>>214371276love france so much me its a travesty im not french
Im as left leaning as it gets but Islamophobia is such nonsense
>>214371304my family were from batleymy great aunt stuck around to the bitter endlittle paki runts used to harrass her and tell her to get out of their town
>>214371310yesterday I had half a day because it was a rookidee community "day" which lasted like, an hour, and it rained the entire timeit was actually a good thing because of the trying hard i mentioned. but it doesnt really count and this day is the half day because its already midday
mental how can you watch someone on youtube and they feel like a friend but they don't care who you are and don't give a fuck if you try to reach out to them
wanking myself silly
>>214371367I don't care about any of my friendsThey're just people who try to make me laugh and I try to make them laugh
I would love to get on the bus all day and catch Pokemon on Pokemon Go. its soo insane exp. however it would cost like £600 a year or something stupid like £50 a week and I might as well just go payy2win for £50 a week on it
>>214371375cattle slave
>>214371350>tell her to get out of their towni wonder why they feel so entitled to this landif i were a third gen born in china i'd still be cautious that it's not my land and that i'm a guest there ultimately and there's like 30 different ethnic groups there
>>214371351Morning Mousey my little friend. Hope you're well. Been to Co-Op lately?
>>214371337you can always pretend
>>214371384reckon they should let you on the bus for free
mumstein's still going on about the "clot shot" like she's stuck in 2021
might jerk off to fit late-teens in tights
>>214371120Just did.
>>214371367parasocial relationships ent it, there's been studies like
moving my erect knob around like a plane control stick and running around making fighter jet noises
need to quit porn
>>214371414
>>214371416candidzone?
Why is Tilde obsessed with mentally torturing Mousenonce?
>>214371412i cant its not in my blood i would be a faker and feel like it toofeel disgusted and hopeless knowing there are blacks and muslims who aren't french but get to be born there and live there
>>214371433have they figured out how to solve it
LB button on my controller is broken. won't be playing sekiro again then
>>214370626Srry x
>>214371435Give us a go
>>214371320up my arse
me? got an ideal gf who lives in my head no real woman could ever live up to
Need 3 Axew for my living dex but they seem quite rare x
how did nazi chuds became mainstream in Australia? lmaohttps://x.com/esilacSynohtnA/status/1962016380594872513
>>214371436vile
might stop watching youtube for a while and see what happens
>>214371456not really, people developing one-sided bonds (especially with famous people) is a tale as old as time
>>214371153Im doing this. It's called getting activeee
>>214371459get it taken apartget it repaired
>>214371475tthat stuff is retarded. I need in real life, with words - not in my head
still find strangs of my ex gfs hair in my room sometimes, on my old woolen jerseys I haven't worn in a while, find a long strand of red hair and it ruins my day
my poo came out in two colours. Dark brown then the next batch immediately was light brown. Wtf
Get the coffees in. Get the contacts in. Get the mountaine climbed. Get the clues gained
>>214371454just say you're trans-nationala frenchman trapped in an englishman's body
you are now hearing the sound of the bjork stalker's death rattle after he blew his brains out in your head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV7IvJdm58w
>>214371481why do you politically brainwashed runts always finish your posts off with 'lmao' or 'kek', it's really obnoxious
The internet was a mistake. I was happier when it was just TV.
might perform a watch of the old firm
>>214371489literally nothing else to do though
>>214371378>They're just people who try to make me laugh and I try to make them laughmental how true this is, this is the default for "friendship" in this countryyou literally don't need friends if you post here
john lemon
>>214371512i get that too wtf
Need Emma Watson to use my face as a toilet.
>>214371547lmao what do you mean? kek
cheeky bet on celtic to win 6-1 today
>>214371547it's the online version of saying innit or desu probs
nth for the holodem
>>214371562There's always something to do
http://broccoli375.biz
yer da hits people with a hoover n calls himsel dyson fury
I reckon we will a CFYOW anime adaptation followed by hell arc once TYBW finishes.
>>214371592innit
>>214371600no thanks
buy on ferry
>>214371591too bad it'll be draw because both teams are terrible :/
wet knee Houston
remember the 24 hour gooning sessions we used to do
>>214371551was content with my vhs and watching the mask, jumanji, nutty professor and honey i shrunk the kids over and over
>>214371600just got a nostr note from a @jmcaff warning me that this link will wrought terrible peril
joe biden fucking a fat black arse in the white house right now
>>214371641ktim but getting a really bad headache/aura from it
redpill is incel cope
>>214371659its not a cope. Educate yourselfhttps://incels.wiki/w/Scientific_Blackpill
>'Thank you Keir!' Migrants staying at Epping hotel hail Starmer after his Government fought to keep asylum seekers there
>>214371640we'll bin this feature
How many people here poo with the bathroom door open?
Went to a potluck dinner thing with some people I met. I almost felt normal for once, I was so anxious bringing my food and worried people wouldn't like it but they complimented me and were nice people.
Don't know who will win the next general election if I'm honest, it's all up in the air as far as I'm concerned. 4 years is a long time in politics
de trout spinners
tourettes trent d'arby
biden crime family deflowering a few m4s in the oval office around nowhunter's getting them nice and coked up
>>214371691did you add any poo to your food?
>>214371688I did and the dog came in and I wasn't sure if he could tell what was happening
>>214371688>bathroom FOY
(*＾-＾*)
>>214371677you need to get off these sorts of sites before its too late for your mind
>>214371624I like buy on ferry
Might watch The Misfits starring Clarke Gable and Marilyn Monroe
Sunak's decision for an early 2024 election now makes perfect sense. Also explains all the weird decisions during the Tory campaign like not going to the D-Day memorial, said he'd bring back national service for 18 year olds. He needed to lose the election last year. Someone at CCHQ looked at the data and realised all the Tory decisions, migrant hotels, online safety act, Boriswave, would lead to mass native hatred and outrage at the government in the next few years. It was vital that Labour should be in power during this period to absorb all the hate. The plan must have been to tactically retreat from power and then slyly take advantage in opposition to take back power when Labour became an unpopular government. I don't think there was an expectation that Reform would steal the entire Tory base though But whatever his intentions- got to respect Sunak for long-term killing both parties and not just his own!
>>214371718No, it was food safe x
>>214371711Irish excellence x
>>214371609Kubo needs to get writing, brookie. I want some more burn the witch chapters
wish i had a slave to clean my flat and bring me drinksmaybe manually wank me off once in a while too
>>214371728its already too late for me, thanks though
>>214371723what if your only toilet is in the bathroom
Fat baby. Fat baby on telly
haha
Dangai Ichigo, Final Getsuga Tenshou Ichigo and Horn of Salvation Ichigo look so good. Some of the Brave Souls designs are amazing too. Kubo is an amazing artist.
Christ de berg
realistically would it even be much different if reform were in?
>>214371748You need a wife
>>214371735it made me cry a lot at the end
>>214371780DC;VR
>>214371753ricky acted like he struck gold with karl but really you couldve put anyone from a working class area of manchester or newcastle and they wouldve spouted the same shite
just back from a SHAG lads what am I likehow's it foing then
Can't believe that famous actress, Reece, was murdered last night
>>214371743mmmhhh I bet joe biden's fucking a fat one right around now xhe gon' make another irish baby, praise God xx
>>214371780These brown people are here legally and they’re BASED
>>214371768>Horn of Salvationeuphemism for your cock?
>>214371746Same Noel is so pretty
>>214371679we are colonizing your country! allah akbar!
>>214371768>>214371814imagine where you could've been in life right now if you hadn't devoted so much of it to doing these bizarre dollhouse autism rituals to piss off a group of maybe like 30 internet retards who couldn't give a fuck about you
>>214371481bound to happen eventually, there's only so many jeets a man can be reasonably expected to tolerate
>>214371812stephen is a bit cute
>>214371780rorke's about to fall for it once again
>>214371812why is he such a cunt to steve
futurama tickle porn
send them all back
might go to Cambodia for SEX
might literally just get a prostitute
don't really see a future where 90% of western nations don't chud out
>>214371864nonce
>>214371609>>214371746>>214371814man i love you guys. Fellow Kubo bros
>>214371844cause he was a twat. Especially in the earlier episodes and he would grovel to Ricky and was upset whenever Karl and Ricky hung out without him.
you seen that Steve? there's this... there's this thing in it... big eyes, it was gangerly
>>214371844steve was a stingy uppity cunt himself who couldnt take anyone commenting on his freakish looks but would always take the piss out of everyone else
>>214371829My life is based mate>Doing a STEM degree>Learning Russian>Do taekwondo (close to black belt!)>Do digital art>Lots of online friends>Internet celebrity with a big fanbase>Lots of hobbies like anime, videogames, history, linguistics, martial arts >Going to get back into YouTube >Employed by the BEST paying supermarket in the whole UKI am an inspiration to people here
>>214371893>ktim
No one likes to pick on an invalid
>>214371833thomas sewell praised hitler in his speech and thousands of aussies were clapping, pretty wild
I bet Biden's fucking a fat one right now, isn't he?
gary eats has a book out
>>214371723Yeah what the fuck do you call the bathroom instead? Eh? Very bizarre post. The toilet is in the bathroom
>>214371768>Dangai Ichigo entrance>ground crushed under his foot>zanpakuto fused to his hand>grabs aizen and forces him into the mountainous area to fightKid me near enough spaffed from excitementHad Chokkaku on my iPod after that episode and would listen to it all the time
seriously though why does he look like thatbristolian inbreeding?
>>214371898camera's lying
He's done you again and he's not even here
>>214371905if i woke up with your life i'd kill myself
Get that in you
PSA
>>214371910people love doing this need proofs? r9k people and the right-wing in USA/UK
>>214371911that's because people are finally realising that hitler was right
watching Ireland Spain women’s rugbyThere’s a couple lengerz out there
>>214371933>wankpuffinI hate quirky reddit brits so much
>>214371933Mad how many Crosses I'm seeing on roundabouts where I am now and I live in quite the middle class area. England is truly rebelling
wankpuff on the cards tonight
>>214371947you really believe that?
>>214371950imagine if all the players started lezzing out during the game aha
>>214371931please learn that this post type + comment dont get engagement and change. change one or the other and next time (when you post the exact same thing) change the comment to something else because it has never worked and its because it comes off wrong
>>214369695Said no one ever
Might go to the bathroom and drop a fat dookie
>>214371963dont think their HUSBANDS would let them do that on telly!
>>214371950spain women thighs
Do you think me MrSmelly suckles them baps?https://youtu.be/EyOrbOw21sg
>>214371967Really dont care do i
>>214370576Apparently afghan hounds are genuine retards
>>214371933brought to you by the people who like to call white working class people 'gammon'
I love Harry Styles!
just heard my neighbour open another can
>>214371997you do though but ok enjoy being a mental invalid jf
>>214371999They are really stupid one of the dumbest breeds of dogs.
need a twink to worship my balls sloppy style
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>>214371947thomas sewell is a violent thug who attacks hikers.
>>214370951Thought this was a different kind of list
