Please pay attentionAt about 3pm next Sunday, an official 'Emergency Alert' will be sent to all 4G and 5G-enabled phones and tablets.The phones will vibrate and emit a siren-like tone for ten seconds.Thank you for your attention edition
>>214374482I don't consent
>>214374482why would it do that
Brit themed Pokemon romhack; what sort of Pokemon based on British culture could exist?also I've never gotten an alert from these things
>>214374482EMERGENCY ALERT, I'M FUCKING INDIAN SARS PLEASE HELP ME
Sorry leftypol but it's not 'basic human respect' to be forced or bullied into pretending I share another person's religious beliefs.
>>214374534
gogglebox feet
Juba gangactivee
>>214374534Pokémon Sword and Shield literally already exists you daft cunt
would you rather shag this woman or a feminine looking tranny?
>>214374593bet it doesn't
>>214374574look at the size of those trotters would rather her have small tits and small feet than big tits and big feet
Remigration is never going to happen. Non-white countries will NOT take them back as they see them as a Trojan Horse inside White nations (understandably so).So that leaves basically one other way, but 99% of feminised Whites will flinch from it.
>>214374587Looks like something out of fucking Mars Attacks
>>214374574for a while the one on the right was thinner now she's fat again and the one on the left is thinnerthe jab I expect
>>214374525The raped
they should do something like gogglebox where they watch tv shows
Oi mate! Got any subs for sale?
>>214374612They have to take them back, they are their citizens.
>>214374610Don't understand blokes who are into massive feet on womenFucking freaks
>>214374612just move them all into some grim town up north and seal it off
My brother's decided to troon out too. Kind of fucking grim and depressing considering he has a beard and is 6'3.
gogglebox but it's watching me post on /brit/ in my smeggy undies
>>214374677Did he make an instagram post about it
>>214374677is he also autistic/depressed/anxious/neet? delete as appropriate
>>214374698Nah he doesn't use social media like that>>214374714all
went to see mumberg and dadberg last nightin conversation it came up that a neighbours kid was diagnosed with autism, mumberg then remarked she should have got me tested when i was younger
>>214374670No they don't and I promise you they won't. What about blaqs born here in the 1970s to parents who moved here in the 1950s? They are not citizens of Trinidad or Jamaica or wherever.
I'm shocked. Shocked!
>>214374722take him on a long holiday somewhere sunny with cheap hookers time is of the essence in this medical I intervention
mad that
>>214374742Yeah, obviously not. People are deluded if they're talking about more than non-citezens.
why do you lot make the conscious choice to lather yourselves in ill will and hatred rather than see beyond it and turn off the brain and realise facts are human arrogance, we barely know a fraction so its better to lather up in good will and love for one another
any reccys for comfy youtube channels with lots of content?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cseYcPB3gJA
for us man with autism it could've been much worsevery glad my strain is one that turns me into a social mong and compels me to collect and treasure useless junk
>>214374784shut up you twat
>>214374758IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET
>>214374758Wanting to become your wife is next level oddity What happens if women take oestrogen, do they get bigger mams?
>>214374482Kek i remember getting the emergency alert in welsh and then 10secs later in english.
>>214374829If women take oestrogen often their testosterone will spike in response and they'll grow thick dark body hair and start to get a deep voice
>>214374016Rorke's origin story
I would have liked to have lived among Maori or Native Americans, perhaps be a monk in ancient india, perhaps a humble tribal islander living in paradise.
>>214374858two wrongs don't make a right after all
>>214374864I don't think you wouldI think you would have really struggled with that
>>214374534Poo seal>>214374569Quite funny
the best would probably have been living among Aboriginals in Tasmania, they seemed like they had a good way of live. Our lives are so rancid and evil now, the world over.
>>214374829Eddie Izzard based his look and name (Suzy) on a girlfriend he had who died.This phenomenon is called skinwalking and is common among troons.
>>214374569shcreamin
>>214374892you may make those baseless assumptions if you like
>>214374935I do and I shall
>>214374913don't ever post this tripe here again
I like Once Were Warriors so I reckon NZ anon is alright if a bit gay
Modern life really is a load of bollocks. Most societies barely worked 3 hours a day and most social problems didn't exist. Like even now, tribal people have no concept of depression or suicide
what the fuck does "save a horse" mean
>>214374971Kill yourself then
>>214374967The director has a very interesting wikipedia page
>>214374973looks a bit watery mate
>>214374971like every single tribe rapes and kills their own children mate
Nothing stopping you from getting a government job out in the sticksGot close relatives who have spent a couple of years in indigenous communities and they loved it even with the occasional violence and grimness
>>214374971tribespeople probably havent even invented rope or the noose, a bit like literal animals
>MtF troons really finna be like "omg how did u kno I have a big sister, my parents divorced and we grew up in a single mother household??"
>>214374905Ahh the noble savage
>>214374984I hope you find peace in whatever you are going through that would lead you to say that to someone x
>>214374973Elton John after a course of tapeworm medication
>>214374973*Eats this and spends the next 3 hours on a white boy spirit quest*
"white boy spirit quest" sounds like a fun thing to do unless its a bunch of black people calling you and the activity that doing it
>>214375005thats not true, do some basic research mate>>214375012it's not hard to kill yourself. even if you regard them as animals their societies were happier than ours so what does that say?
Even animals commit suicide, I don't believe for a second that tribesmen never did it
*points toward /brit/*THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
>>214375018haha that's my brotherinto anime and video games, got on discord and the groomers got him
when has an animal ever comitted suicide on purpose
trannyism is a pedophile fetish cult
always enjoy these articles where boomers snub their kids and leave all their money to the 30-something bimbo who sucked their soul out their withered cock every night
get your willy out
>>214375076i mean probably but not like today when half the kids out there are experiencing depression though this might be more of a NZ thing, idk how british kids are
>>214375095not a woman. man chest
>>214375073>their societies were happierHow do you know that? Watching Moana doesn't count.
It fascinates me how colonial era propaganda still lives on very solidly in most peoples minds
>>214375103£350k is a tiny will (surely below average?) fail to see how this is news
Do you have any scottish youtuber with a very thick scottish accent?I have to get used to the accent, I may have a date with a cute scottish tourist next week
>>214375093some spiders let themselves be eaten by their young
>>214375157it's a fair bit more than £0.00
>Uh'm sew sed ull thuh time
>>214375173not "killing yourself"
>>214374971>Like even now, tribal people have no concept of depression or suicideYeah but they die from random injuries and diseases that modern medicine can easily treat. Imagine you're 15 and you contract TB and you die from it because your tribe refuses contact with the outside world.Also in tribal societies I bet people who are a bit different just get shunned. Maybe they're ritually killed, or maybe they're made to do difficult/undesirable tasks, like hunting alone or something, until they get ill and die.
>>214375158just watch Limmy's Show
>>214374782Ok, so you're still accepting Britain will have millions of non-Whites.
>>214375093lemmings innit
mental how there are people that will get literally no inheritancehave to be a genuine retard as a boomer to end up poor
Fresh Woeshttps://millennialwoes.substack.com/p/the-left-is-done
>>214375212Yes
>>214375221my inheritance is my mothers DNA in all of my cells mitochondria
>fresh muppet loser whining
>>214375217Mad how Disney went to film this for their nature shows, found out it was a load of bollocks, said "fuck it" and threw a bunch of lemmings off a cliff and filmed it
>>214375158only scot youtuber i watch is scottish murmursbut thats really only to wank to her fat tits while she does asmr noises
>>214375201on the medical point it depends because for instance, Maori had a class of people who were versed in Natural medicines and could treat most things, it wasn't uncommon for Maori women to live in their 80s and 90s. and in terms of the shunning, we shun people now, go for a walk through any city and see the people dying in front of you, we are just desensitised to it
just want a motherly older woman to come round once a week to do the laundry and then wank me off is that really too much to ask
>>214375093Malaysian suicide ant has it in the nameAnimals will stop eating when they grieve and dieThere was that one NASA dolphin who fell in love with his keeper and they used to shag, and when the dolphin was relocated it killed itselfAutothysis counts probably too
>>214375221My mother doesn't have two pennies to rub together. She's 60 something and in debt. Her pals all retired and she felt like a mong not being retired so randomly decided she'd retire too. Then 4 weeks into retirement realised she was skint and now works in a supermarket.thick as mince. Dunno who she thinks will be caring for her because it won't be me I can tell you.
>>214375238It's over. Billions must die.
>>214375281>wasn't uncommon so you mean like 1 in 100 chance
living in Liverpool is mad because it's so White for a decent sized English cityI think I couldn't live in Manchester or London now. just seeing biomass everywhere it probably causes a constant low level cortisol release
>>214375323>irish diaspora>whitelmao
>>214375202oh yeah i already know him, i like his skitsstill a bit too understandable>>214375277holy based
>>214375247So how is that a solution? Britain should have zero non-Whites except for a handful of tourists and diplomats.
>>214375321well its hard to quantify because of infant mortality
>>214375288Must be nice to have an achievable dream >>214375308I was just thinking about him the other day and then I saw a documentary about him on the iPlayer front page
>>214375221dadstein has no pension, he's also quite bad with money in generalmumberg does have a pension so she'll at least have something saved but not muchat best I'll get the value of their houses but I still have to split that with my two siblings, plus the time I finally get it ill probably be in my late 50s when I won't even need the money anyway
MKULTRA dolphin chemsex
>>214375345there's no 'solution', only course correction
>>214375314mental thatmy mum is smart so I'll be inheriting $5 million
>>214375281>on the medical point it depends because for instance, Maori had a class of people who were versed in Natural medicines and could treat most thingsYeah I bet they had penicillin didn't they. I bet they could successfully treat cancer with chemo and surgery couldn't they>in terms of the shunning, we shun people now, go for a walk through any city and see the people dying in front of you, we are just desensitised to itI think modern society should do a better job of taking care of down-and-out people, e.g. homeless people, for sure. But there is some form of assistance for such people. In the past you could be burnt at the stake just because you were suspected of practising witchcraft.
>>214375276based
would be nice to be the cat of a portly older lady with big boobs and she puts me in her hand bag and we go for trips
wonder do abos fuck kangaroo pouches the way the welsh shag sheeps arses
Cali (USA) has so many homeless people for so long now that they call them "down-and-outs"
>>214375403>In the past you could be burnt at the stake just because you were suspected of practising witchcraft.Nah, you could be burnt for heresy, the witchcraft thing is a bit of a myth apparently (I saw on tiktok)
>>214375390Hope she meets a Nigerian on the internet and wires it all over to him just before he frames her for smuggling drugs and she spends her final years in a Japanese prison
>>214375436kangoos are dangerous
>>214375277Remembering the time she burst out laughing at a simp introducing his elderly parents to her on a raunchy patreon livestream Poor lad
>>214375459again she is smart so this won't happen
going to buy a remote raid pass (with the free Pokecoins) to do mega gyarados because I wanted that for so long. this means I cannot afford a lucky egg if something pops today
quite like this game. got it on my PSP
>>214375385>there's no 'solution',There is, it's just going to require NS
packet of pork scratchings straight down the gullet
im voting for the economic libertarians
>>214375573Just another form of Utopianism
>Immigration and Asylum Tribunal Judge Leonie Hirst backed a decision not to boot out Zenel Beshi.>She claimed his crimes were not “very extreme” and would not cause “deep public revulsion”.>She also allowed a Guinean asylum seeker guilty of knife and drug offences to stay because he was “socially and culturally integrated”.>She was also involved in 2015 litigation that ended fast-track decisions while migrants were held in removal centres.
mountains of shite billowing out me arse
doing a metaphorical poo
>>214375616>When someone says, ‘You’re a dreamer’, I can only answer ‘You idiot…. If I weren’t a dreamer, where would we be today? I’ve always believed in Germany. You said I was a dreamer. I’ve always believed in the rise of the Reich. You said I was a fool. I’ve always believed in our return to power. You said I was mad. I’ve always believed in an end to poverty! You said that was utopian! Who was right? You or me?! I was right!'
might play stardew valleylove autistic farmoid simulator games you see
hitting a wog with a log and chasing him with my dog
>>214375672bit redundant when he lost, killed himself and lead millions of Aryan men to their graves innit.
900 shuckle candies now
>>214375453I think some people were burnt for witchcraft. Anyway I'm just saying, yes our modern society has flaws, but life in the past could be pretty harsh, and maybe sometimes we don't appreciate how lucky we are to have things like modern medicine
you’re all years behind my research
>>214374482not my problem
ive udderly wasted my weekend
>>214375815alerts can be of help
>>214375822didnt even know it was the weekend
>>214375822just got steaming all of mine ngl
>>214375693why not play farming simulator then?
>>214375856played that on friday night x
>>214375744He removed 6 million Chosenites from Europe as well as weakening the Judeo Bolshevik USSR so much that it never recovered.Hitler was sent by Providence to bring a new worldview to the world. He was a man born before his time. He saw the decline of our race and tried to reverse it.
What's your favourite sandwich then lads? Mine's cheese and onion
>>214375885shut it you poof
>>214375922the humble coronation chicken is rather pengers
>>214375885>that it never recovered..Yeah, apart from being the number 2 superpower, it never recovered
will be eating cheese 'zza tonight
gay poorn poo greng peng moo deng
>>214375922This
>>214375884i respect your dedication to virtual farming
Very good year for tomatoes
>>214374534poogong
still not used my george foreman since i bought it when steaming because another anon here said he bought one when also steaming
the Pokemon Go+ is literally cheating by the way. it cost $10 off some Chinese website, though im not sure why the device wants to see my contacts/phone history. but thats an android phone meme the Pokemon autocatch is dogshit (and fuck you if you waste the Pokemon with it on this event- just go catch normally), because there is no Pokeball indicator over the wild spawns head when its throwing, and im pretty sure it would let me try to catch it then run if it was sniped by the catcher. the Go++ can catch with other balls so maybe it is good on that one
>>214374677she fit?
and the Go+ requires actual batteries, so its much, much worse it would be more expensive in the long run, because every month youd have to buy a multipack of batteries an hour of free Pokestops (and maybe catching wild Pokemon but its still dogshit for this purpose) is insane. imagine going to sleep, setting a timer for 5 minutes to go open your phone and spin a Pokestop every 5 minutes for an hour in bed every night
>>214374677is he an incel? i think it's fair if he is. better than dying alone i guess
>>214376145>because every month youd have to buy a multipack of batteriesrechargable batteries exist
>>214376145sybau
>>214376097>>214376145shut up nigga
i don't get it. what's weird about this?
playing Hollow Knight. Can actually see why people like it
on dem passion fruits again
Hey guys. I'm new here. I was sent by the foreign exchange program between /cum/ and /brit/. So what's up?
>>214376164not shitty little watch batteries ecigs come with USB-C ports nowadays. I really dont give a shit about lithium fires and would be totally fine in that situation. but if its going into rechargeable batteries, the Go++ has a USB-C port to charge it up (every 3 days probably). it would be useful for charging up a Go++ because there are so many of them and its free, but creating a battery/power bank out of the batteries, wiring it up, to charge your phone on the way is too dangerous
>>214376232it starts slow but gets better once you unlock dash and wall jump
>>214375559only ever played IX methats because I saw those jedwood adsdidn't even know who jedwood was either back then
Is there water in Britain
>>214376237fuck off yank
>>214376237is donnie dead yet? i got my prosecco ready
Do you have computers in Britain
>>214376281>>214376293Take it to britfeel no one cares
the berry problem isnt actually a thing by the way. you just throw away the berries, but I regret throwing away 23 pinaps then running out because I started using them, but saving just pinaps is worth it. feeding pinaps to gym Pokemon is pretty bad, but if it wasnt them it would be the berries that I would have if I was saving them. it would be worth it to save the berries and feed gym Pokemon without double catch XP but 1K XP for like 20 berries you couldve been walking and catching Pokemon
>>214376335take it to /vp/ nigga no one cares
>>214376293good lad. get rid of those empty calories
WARSTRIKE
>>214375103he got his knutt off
>>214375103boomers are truly evil
>>214376228it's weird to still do that when chatgpt exists, that's probably what she was thinking
pale white girls bbc blacked
POV: >>214376332
I got 3x shiny sandghast just before the rookidee community day not from eggs because I have already completed all of the non-legendary (except lugia) flying-type Pokemon
Germans were the only Aryans with the cultural depth and organizational ability to counter Jewish power, most of our ancestors were a disorganized rabble unfit to meet the challenges of political and ideological organization in the modern age, that's just an unfortunate historical reality.
>>214375157FOB
>>214376425it not right
Well I thought my body could handle the curry from last night but that turns out not to be the case at all. Sloppy shits!
>>214376430your mums arse is a disorganized rabble unfit to meet the challenges of my cock
got my weird little cock out
whys he got that awful speaker
The cale is a lie.
ate a block of spam with my bare hands when steaming last night and left loads of grease stains on the sofa
got prefab sprout on
>ate a block of sperm with my bare hands
>>214376281>not even puncturing the skin
>>214376504absolute animal
trying to watch mark's stream but i can't understand half of what he's saying
>>214376536No matter what he does it always ends in pathetic failure.
PvP / Go battle league-players be like... "oh boy, I cant wait to go use my good (for PvP) IV fighting-type! with basically no attack stats!" I have a 15/11/11 or 12 IV lucario too though. and im not using the max HP IV lucario I just like collecting HP IVs because its poggers
>>214376504I always make sure I have easy to eat snacks at hand during steamingtoil to avoid this scenario of me scranning weird combinations of food from the cupboard/fridge at 2am
Telepathy is mental.
>>214376583grow up
>>214376583didnt understand a word of your post x
>>214376583shut up nigga
>>214376595yeah mental illness
thank you Go battle league for my free level 40 lucario, non-PvPers jealous (they dont have an OP tank Pokemon with good IVs)
when you shave and get that #extrainch
why is ireland so rich and the uk so poor?
>>214376660shut up nigga
>>214374612>they see them as a Trojan Horse inside White nations (understandably so).Understandably, of course.
>>214376664why would my jaw get an extra inch? idgi
mad how many dumb things people thought were true in the 1980s and 1990s (aliens, bermuda triangle, bigfoot) that nobody believes anymore
>>214376682britain is communist
>>214376711plenty of people still believe in aliens
>>214376711instead of we got antivaxxers, flat earthers and magatards
you’re all lucky int isnt a red board i’d be posting multiple pics of my big floppy bwc and balls every thread
>>214374482>The phones will vibrateexcellent moment to stick it up my arse, thank you for the communicate
not gonna drink this week. take the sober brit pledge
Why is he so red faced all the timehe needs to calm down. he's so hysterical
IT HAPPENEDTURN ON BBC
>>214375922smoked salmon and cream cheese
>Countries and states with higher/lower GDP (nominal) per capita than mississippi (poorest us state)mad
>>214376749>this week grim I would probably apply it to the rest of your life and drink less frequently
Saw a freedom of information request about work visas and literally 90% of them are for kebab shop workers (coming here under the pretence of being talented chefs) and shit like this.
>>214376758>Donald Trump, dead at 88mentalend of an era
>>214376768americans can't suffer
corr mark has a peng mod in his youtube chat
>>214376756Jordan Peterson!OK I WILL try to solo mega gyarados. I NEED this Pokemon!
>>214376816the three horseman of the facebook mum apocalypse
What's a GDP
>>214376775i typically drink every night
>>214376848how rich a country is
>>214376816boomers see this and believe it
>>214376852griminy christmas
I'm just gonna say it, but Donkey Kong Banaza is a pretty good game for one reason and one reason only
>>214376816agree with the cashless one 100%governmentberg needs to ban shops not accepting cash
>>214376872coorrrr sex
>>214376806my rent is almost $1100 per month (about 800gbp)
how about the Rothschilds Just Stop doing inflation? how abot inflation goes down. this cannot continue
>>214376857don't care
>>214376872It has Donkey Kong in it? He's my favourite Nintendo character :)
>>214376682Ireland isn't that rich, they just have low business taxes, and they're in the EU, so lots of big (often American) companies put their European HQs in Ireland. Therefore lots of money flows through Ireland but that doesn't mean the average Irishman is hugely wealthy. The wealth probably mainly goes back over to America.
>>214376768gdp doesn't mean what you think it means
>>214376852well don't do that thenproblem solved
im 4 pints in
>>214376907>Does Donkey Kong have Donkey Kong?
I don't think I will ever have a curry again. It was utterly delicious last night but I've just spent the best part of an hour cleaning my arsehole after the sloppiest set of shits ever taken
>>214376884she's 13.
>>214376889that's cheap. here it would get you an HMO with 5 somalians
>>214376894slaughtered that freak
Ladies and gentlemen it is my duty to inform you that president Blonald Drumpf has sharted himself to death
basically im going to solar beam it
my move out date is tomorrow and I don't have a place to go.I'm proper fucked lads
>>214376923Of water? Good man! :)
>donkey kong is actually a gorilla, not a donkeynot sure what those japs are playing at really
>>214376943wasn't talking about her
>>214376951*takes off hat and lowers it to chest in respect*
>>214376956why you moving out then?
>>214376956average American at 18
>>214376816Meds, now>>214376882All businesses should be required to accept card payments if the customer requests it. Maybe there can be a minimum spend for card payments, like 5 pounds or something.We should say no to cash only businesses because the people running them dodge their taxes. Fuck them.
>>214376956you got all your shit packed up at least?
altaria isnt weak to electric-type moves :)
>>214376956cant wait to see you on cant pay we'll take it away being evicted by that polite black security guy that clearly has a MASSIVE bbc
>After she asked the dog owner to put its lead on, a white man, who police are trying to identify, told her to 'shut up, f*** off and go back to where you came from on the dinghy boat.'
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
>>214375815>extreme threats>severe threatswhich is worse?
>>214376816The middle one has a point but it's ruined by the other two being complete schizo babble
>>extreme rights >>severe rights indeed. indeed a deep philosophical question
>>214376872Just noticed she isn't wearing anything on her feet
>>214377053how many times a day do you think about black penises? bit gay isn't it?
or, depends on which you prefer >>extreme rights >>severe rights
>>214374906>google skinwalking transexuality>find nothing>search on yandex instead>lots of results
>>214377064Severe is a possibility Extreme is definite
>>214374906should give them LSD and see what happens
>>214377161am gonnae hack yer broon cawk awf
had a cup of coffee and now I'm overexcited
>>214377179Do you have Halo in Russia
>>214377161leftypol literally convulsing with rage at the sight of this child defending her family from pakistani rape gangs
>Mississippi is richer than the UK>because... le GDPKin 'ell. GDP tracks production, not welfare. It says nothing about who benefits. It treats bad things as good things (crime, disasters, pollution all add to GDP). It ignores unpaid work and care, environmental depletion and sustainability and can be artificially inflated by by debt and asset bubbles. Basically it leaves out all the things people are about like health, safety, leisure, trust, and rights.The biggest counterexamples to using GDP as a measure of success is the USA and China. They have the highest GDP per capita than many countries yet lower life expectancy, higher inequality than, and all the problems associated with poor countries.Different example is Ireland. Their GDP jumped by over 25% in 2015 due to leprechaun economics even though incomes didn't change. Clearly GDP doesn't tell the whole picture.
I'm an architect.
>>214377179
my little umchickens <^~^>
>>214374906for me it's that british troon who raped contrapoints then trooned out to avoid allegations and made himself look exactly like her
>>214377286leftypol LOVES rape provided minorities are doing it
https://www.israelhayom.com/2025/06/04/israeli-baby-boom-jewish-womens-surprising-surge/
zoomer girl at toil keeps making banter about my age and it's starting to feel a little insensitive
>UK Median household income: £32.5k (gov.uk 2023)>Mississippi median household income $54,203
>>214377325shag her arse?
>>214377325Push her down the stairs.
>>214377325how old are you lad?
>>214377325get a complaint in, go off with menthol elf and get the pip claimed
>>214377325get her pumped
>>214377346I wonder what her boobers look like without clothes on
>>214377161qrd?
>>214377369You don't have to wonder.
>>21437735443
>>214377325Roundhouse kick her in the ribs.
>>214377369this
>>214377374Scottish girl pulls out weapons to protect herself against Paki rapists and reddit is seething
>>214377325She’s flirting with you :)
>>214377385unc
>>214377385Was life hard during the war grandpa
I'm black and just can't wrap my mind around the wheel, like it's round... and it rolls on the ground and that's what you drive on? but shouldn't the whole car roll around with it?
>>214377422haha awesome
>>214377413it's a bulgarian gypsy akshually rorke
>>214377441>>214377441>>214377441
>>214377384name?
>>214377384Really? Source on that claim?
