Motability edition
Scoobydoo ass car
New Zealanders are not allowed
>>214396727can't fucking post that
Why hello there my little friends.
>>214396727The Cheesemobile
>>214396735Stop what
>>214396746fuck off gingerpaedo
>>214396740wowgay
>>214396742no one cares about your irrelevant catchphrase
wash yo ass nigga
>>214396727I'd drive the piss out of this gerbilbug
>>214396755sToP wHaT
>>214396727Is this another one of THOSE images
>>214396802the raped
>>214396745hellos
>>214396775Easy there, little fongwanger. We wouldn't want your blood sugar to spike again.
>>214396828the raped
Insane how gingerpaedo can't help but post his nonce shite and INSIST he was only joking about being a nonce
got a reply from Canada
Elon on a mad one about the UK. The New York Post with heavily worded headlines as well.
>>214396851Ooh! What's it say?
cooooope
>>214396848he is literally schizophrenic, was molested as a child, and has brain damage from playing in traffic
Foreign friends watch inside no 9 it is kino
get the pedos executed
>>214396884god bless the menage a un
Ooh what you saaaaay ooh well you only mean weeeell well of course you didn’t mmmm what you saaaay, what what what did you you saaaay I’m telling youI’ve been so wrong for so long, only tryna please my seeeelf
>>214396885>and has brain damage from playing in traffic?
>>214396878I dont know
>>214396885amazing. i also really like when he tried to compare emmayank (harmless shitposting about an of age woman) to obsessive posting about a child who died in a school shooting
>>214396848which post? go on, point it out
>>214396904that's why he's got some money to play the stock market with
should i eat a ramen or will it make me fat x
>>214396912i'll let the canadian do that
>>214396890Wormtongue and Theoden
>>214396922It won’t make you fat lad. Eat your food enjoy it
GameSalad
Im proud of my french heritage
>>214396912the raped
>>214396911
>>214396906Open it. What if it's important?
have just eaten an orange kit kat
>>214396938french people should all be killed
what gen 1 starter am I picking
>>214396944the raped
send me a message YES
I've been letting out little toots and pebbles on the toilet all day but now it's time to drop something big
>>214396925Which Canadian? Go on, point him out.
>>214396959gotta be wee squirty
>>214396959theyll all rape the little runts you find scurrying about but squirtle is best
>>214396945sexo black haired girl on the right (with me btw on the left) or maybe im not horse maybe its a girl friend
>>214396959based
Wallahi I need to stop drinking
>>214396977get it named, NOW.
Prime Minister Angela Rayner
>>214396994Squorke
was charlie chaplin jewish?
>>214396994PISS
>>214396994Portly. B
well? (you should be able to answer this)
>>214396987wonder how hardcore muslims feel knowing this is a common phrase among their youth
>>214396999corr
>>214396994smeg
>>214396975Everyone hated these in mario sunshine but they're only annoying if you're trying to 100% complete the game
>>214397015dont know what it means sorry
>>214396994squirrtler
>>214396984it looks like shes holding a test tube (literally you)
>>214396994squirty head
jyk
Am I the only one who thinks palestianisn being bombed is a good thing
I'm self-partnered, could you milk me?
Might go for a wee walk to the supermarket and get some lunch. Will report back my findings and experience
JYKwhy is she sleeping with the horse in the bedroom if she DOESNT
>palestianisn
I say dude, not mate.I saw awesome, not smashing.I say totally, not PROPAH.Rorke hates me. But I do not care.
>>214397078will u take a pic of the sandwiches please x
>>214397082that's rorke done.
>>214397051!!!!!!!am also waiting until I get seriously injured to try out the "wolverine stack" of roids for faster bone healingjust like in the game!
>>214397090Ok no problem x
>>214397094the raped
>>214397094Kys pedo
Well?
so it's come to this...
funny how you call gaza a 'pretendacide' and leftypol gets irate and starts shitting his undies and crying
>>214397111>>214397113have sex
NEED to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
>>214397140the raped
remember when gingerpaedo claimed his noncey posts were in response to emmayank? I remember.
Go to the bathroom NOW You are shitting yourself
>>214397159did you notice he just posted emma and i dont post cathy anymore? i did
>>214397142Dude, where are her tits?
>you have a horse? give me your number give me your number give me your number give me your number give me your number https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NGPGkUV5zR4also I like the noise in the second video (with the horse running)
>>214397173the raped
true, innit
>>214397086this nigga ridin a swan
>>214397173You post her all the time, all whilst claiming you don’t and that you have changed.
>>214397118so basically shut up and all the problems will fix themselves? brilliant
>>214397118>Sutherland
i support the oppression of YOU
What do you think of Google's nano banana?
>>214397219:(
>>214397179In my mouth.
there's a little bit of the somerset gimp in all of us if you think about it
>>214397219>Give me a significant sum of everything you own or I will harass and try to kill your family membersThis is not bullshit people in a great power should have to deal with.
the scran
>>214397173you literally posted her yesterday you thick cunt
>>214397186Post is making me do a think about the 2020 film 'Horse Girl' where a femcel gets pissed because she can't get laid and has no friends and kills a bunch of people and it's played completely straight
>>214397118thanks for blocking out the name so it's harder to find the post and read the norf fc responses
>>214397289Abraham Mignon or Minjon[1] (21 June 1640 – 27 March 1679), was a Dutch still life painter.[2] He is known for his flower pieces, still lifes with fruit, still lifes in forests or grottoes, still lifes of game and fish as well as his garland paintings.[3] His works are influenced by those of Jan Davidszoon de Heem and Jacob Marrel.
>>214397317kunst
>>214397319wasn't mestole it from reddit
>>214397131Shalom
>funny how you call gaza a 'pretendacide' and leftypol gets irate and starts shitting his undies and crying
kunts
The 2030s will be the last decade of the american empire...
What's the deal eith movies like Love, Actually or Four Weddings and a Funeral?
>>214397330lol Google's AI has detected something
>>214397346then the scottish empire shall lead for a thousand years
>>214397365they're just romcom kino
ennobling a poo
Rorke believes that quantum computing will change everything.
Why is this Yank bot posting nonsense from a shitty, old book?
>>214397405that's just a paedo who got banned so he's spamming images from two devices for some reason
>>214397403Quantum computing will spell the end, as we are in fact living in a simulation.
>>214397405No one knows why gingerpedo does the things he does except that it probably has some sort of connection to the (deceased) little ginger girl he’s obsessed with.
It all goes back to Hegel.
>>214397308I would watch it
>>214397435
>>214397308and the girl owns a horse or something
Anima Christi, sanctifica me.Corpus Christi, salva me.Sanguis Christi, inebria me.Aqua lateris Christi, lava me.Passio Christi, conforta me.O bone Jesu, exaudi me.Intra tua vulnera absconde me.Ne permittas me separari a te.Ab hoste maligno defende me.In hora mortis meae voca me.Et jube me venire ad te,Ut cum Sanctis tuis laudem te,In saecula saeculorum.Amen.
>>214397472
>>214397472Catholic nonsense.
>>214397472leftypol bursting into flames when he hears this
>>214397472worships idols instead of god again award
found out today missisipi and missouri are two different places
Amphetamines are the best drugs, unironically proving me wrong.
>>214397443>shitty, old book??? where ???
>>214397493no understanding of Catholicism award
>>214397509Alri Hitler.
lads some induction hobs go straight to the top if you hold the minus instead of the plus save you a few beeps and boops - love mum xo
Verbs and adjectives are really the same thing. English grammar makes a distinction between the two, but philosophically they are actually the same.For example you could say "The tree is green" ok so green here is an adjective. But if English grammar were structured a different way, we might very well say "The tree is greening" where greening is a verb that means exhibiting the color green.
Australian aboriginals aren't human beings unironically
>>214397519But Hitler was unironically the best man ever?
>>214397517thinks dead language is mystical and gives him +50 holy power on all chants award
Gingerpedo accidentally replied to me instead of the Dutch lad.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RIF0zebKMOk (its a mare) me as the horse, male horse
>>214397536ur making me whitey lad
>>214397547lol
>>214397547no i was referencing what he'd said you thick cunt. you cant possibly be this dumb
>>214397514>>214397565the raped
>>214397574the rattled
I wish all of /brit/ a happy Umhlanga
>>214397580the raped
>>214397553imagine if your female rider was really strict and whipped you when you wasn't giving it your all
so how do bees make honey really
>>214397593alchemy
>>214397593it's their poo
>>214397593life gives them lemons x
>>214397593It’s bee jizz
>>214397590would probably make the involuntary hard on over a hard on as your muscles tense and youd do that thing
>>214397593Great question! Bees make honey through a fascinating and intricate process that turns nectar from flowers into the sweet, golden substance we know and love. Here's how it really works:### 1. **Foraging for Nectar**- Worker bees (female bees) fly from flower to flower, using their long, tube-like tongues to suck up **nectar**, a sugary liquid produced by flowers to attract pollinators.- The nectar is stored in a special stomach called the **honey stomach** or **crop**, which is separate from their digestive stomach.### 2. **Enzymatic Magic in the Bee’s Stomach**- While the nectar is in the honey stomach, the bee adds **enzymes**, especially **invertase**, which breaks down the complex sugars (like sucrose) in nectar into simpler sugars (glucose and fructose).- This chemical change is crucial—it makes the nectar less likely to crystallize and more digestible, and it also helps preserve the honey.### 3. **Returning to the Hive**- Once the forager bee has collected enough nectar, it returns to the hive and **regurgitates** the nectar to a house bee (another worker bee).- The house bee continues the process by further processing the nectar with more enzymes and passing it to other bees in a chain—this helps reduce moisture and mix in more enzymes.### 4. **Evaporation: Reducing Moisture**- The bees spread the nectar into the honeycomb cells.- To turn the watery nectar (about 70% water) into thick honey (less than 18% water), bees **fan their wings** over the honeycomb to create airflow and evaporate excess moisture.- This step is critical—thick honey resists fermentation and spoilage.### 5. **Sealing the Honey**- Once the moisture level is low enough, the bees **cap the honeycomb cells** with beeswax.- This seals the honey, preserving it for months or even years. The sealed honey serves as a food reserve for the colony during winter or when flowers aren’t blooming.
>>214397593They pretend they make honey but they really just buy it at the store the lazy cunts
>>214397623>store:(
>>214397620post ignored because of your flag except the first sentence
>>214397393she cute
buying toby a lovense device
>>214397620and then the white man comes and steals it
>>214397620Imagine being the bee that’s hired to collect all the bee barf from the forager bees.
>>214397671best girl
>>214397687No. Supermarket honey is syrupy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZQadPmTd84
>lovense
peanut butter and honey sandwiches
yeah I only tabbed back in to make *post about lovesense* but I was out so phew
There's some Amazon Prime show about CIA and Mossad fighting ISIS. Apparently we're supposed to forget that Mossad funded ISIS in the first place (even an Israeli politician said this openly on tv) and Obama's CIA helped them with all this.How stupid do they think we are
>>214397810It's dumb boomer goyslop for vaxxed cattle NPCs.
Have you ever pooped your pants?
>>214397878yeah
switched over to light theme boyswagmi
Im anti zionist
>>214397901the raped
labubu car
>>214397903keep talking...
I don't like those kinds of horror movies where the ghost is actually a good guy who's just trying to warn the protagonist about the murderer.That shit is gay. Ghosts should be scary.
The Scran Canyon>its potato salad and gyros
good mornign lags
Nothing like a tactical vom when you're drinking
how much do phone power banks cost
Just finished Vinland Saga series 2. Easy 10/10 for me team. I loved the first series but the second just explores Thorfinn's psychology as well as other characters so well.
>>214397499just found this in missouri
>>214398003
penguinz0 streaming Pokemon is he
more like Thorfinn's physiology you bent wankerfooking NONCE
>>214398011Thorfinn is handsome yes. So is Einer. Both would be amazing husbands.
>214398008wow he looks like a rabbit and hes got the you-know-what eyes
>>214398024The North of the North
The worst horror movie I ever saw was so bad, and not even bad in a way that makes it funny, it was just boring and it sucked arse, was about this extremely ugly and bitchy woman whose husband died in Iraq, and I'm not kidding, the husband actually looked like the mutt meme but real, and his ghost just just comes to her in her dreams and stands there, literally nothing happens, it was so stupid
>>214398026Mousey, you shouldn't sexualise the rabbits
dont need to watch horror movies because my incel life is a horror movie already
caught a liepard :0 apparently not a new dex entry but yeah
>the ghost is just a metaphor for the protagonist being haunted by his past>the ghost is just a metaphor for mental illnessfuck off
>>214398081that game is so boring why don't you just play regular pokemon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenis
>>214398081Do you like cats Mousey?
just watched yugioh abridgedfunniest brit
>>214398091its pretty fun and im back on my grind again (had a break from it for a few days and it didnt become boring)
Fake mousey :/
>>214398086name a single movie where that happened
>>214398125well as long as you're having fun
The famous Windows XP startup sound was composed by Ludwig van Beethoven.
>>214398140he's been dead for months mate
dog stuff
still giggle at that young police lad trying to arrest a group of rowdy blokes and they're just roasting him saying he's fresh out of primary school
>>214398163yeah with Nintendo I think they want that. new company soon though
kings park in western australia is actually unincorporated and is governened by the park authority
why'd sacked tranny delete that
gaston bussiere
the bbc should be funded by taking RORKE
>>214398275taking rorkes VIRGINITY
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
The Death Grips track "Guillotine" was originally composed by Elvis Presley in 1962.
ate something like 44g of fat today (in ONE meal) and I had that with some milk now i eating carbs
got sick after cleaning my room think some evil fungus has been unearthed
>>214398368yeah that happens in really bad hoarding dens apparently (I saw that shit on YouTube)
>WATASHI BAKA SAN!
Australian fungus must be scary
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
OH MY GOD ITS JAD !! LOOK OUT!
>>214398423*gay voice*Gillo teeeeen, yass!Workshopping this
*gay voice* hellooo my name is BIG Clive
>>214398461why do they call you that?
>.<
The best way to solve the Palestinian/Israeli conflict is to film a porn for pornhub where you have an Israeli and Palestinian bottom taking anonymous loads from gay men of various races and religions. This symbolizes peace for all and unity. Just a thought I had. Pass it on..
*ENTERS BRIT*
bharat will rise
>>214398468*still a gay voice* beeecaaaause all the bois know ;)
Thank you bongs
I HATE the way he says "saucayy" but I like him so I let it slide, cause thats his personality :)
time in Ottawa: 11:33 !!
Got the flanel cocked and ready
Time in Toronto? Depends on how much heroin you're doing.
thinking about busting a cap in a nigga's ass
>>214398531what have you done that for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjzvHux39g4
>>214398521:D
>>214398535its almost midnight (or very late) go to bed instead of wearing your Canada outfit
>>214398546https://youtu.be/pGhwBFYtn1s
I'm in my Calvin Klein underwear and farting
>>214398536You know, I know a fella named BIG Clive who might take you up on this. Oh wait, sorry. I misread what you said, carry on.
>>214398552I don't think I'll be sleeping till 1:00 a.m. Central time because tomorrow is Labor Day
>>214398565corrr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGFtqhv4HwgI watch this everyday
hallo /brit/
shes asleep. its 4AM nice try. and also theyre all asleep. tomorrow maybe 4AM we post ponies
just got psyopped
wtf why aren't you guys asleep
>>214398581gaslighting
was actually a masterpiece
yeah but if I actually had a kid already I would go die TODAY like I would go join the war or something or go work on an oil rig
Need to catch a whiff of her stink.
and thats why I dont :) im just talking to myselfhowever I CANNOT WAIT for the UK to go to war with China. I will smoke so much opium!!
If I could change anything in the world, it would be the instrumental music in The Departed (2006).
should i make an early new
>>214398626ugly
maybe if I nod with something I dont understand but should, it is something different. but the get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant mwahah! haha! get pregnant get pregnant *kills myself 9 months after*
>>214398608suprised these kind of british films can still be made, how do they make money without dvd sales?
>>214398660Go on my son
already calmed down before he post timer hit 0
>>214398687>>214398687>>214398687
>>214398688if youre my dad I was just joking about saying I love you to a woman like that
it's early though
quite early
