Non-early edition
he's only gone and made it before me
>>214398687Kier "healthcare CEO" Starmer
>>214398701He's done you there
I'm the only girl in this thread
4AM we post horses flopping their cocks into their bellies
>>214398725sexo I want to push my head through your thighs like a cat poking its head out from between cushions like -.-
>>214398725please allow me to rest your breasts in my mouth I'm serious
if it rains tomorrow I am going to kill myself
>>214398779whywhat's wrong with rain
>>214398779You're in the UK, not a wise wager.
my mom spends like 4 hours every day cooking for me and I hate her, I don't try to hide it either. I don't even know why she does this
mad how jannies just let the earlies go now
>>214398789why do you hate her
Canada better not be my dad
My mind is as clouded as the English sky
spooky
>>214398808>>214398809psychic link
dont know what that psychosis was about, but I would love to hear how you felt later. goodnight
>>214398808>>214398809she babbles nonstop about whatever she is thinking about and it pisses me off, besides that there's just a lot of boring childhood trauma stuff which led to me not talk to her for like 3 years I have "forgiven" her for this but I still don't really like her as a person very much. And to be brutally honest nobody does. She has no friends. She has nothing going on in her life aside from her two kids that just kind of tolerate her. it's sad but I can't really fix her stupid life, I can't even fix my own life
actually I will have a cig didnt even say gn to the whole thread (rude)
>>214398852sucks to suck lol
>>214398852grow up you mentally ill baby and spend time with your mother
my brain feels funnytime for sleep i reckon
Nickelodeon girls can't live without 'em
>>214398852>>214398859I know you fucked my mum by the way she told me last year say seething btw. all that it means (you fucking my mum) is that I won
>>214398687sir mask wearer
>>214398874zip it
OK it is raining and im soooo bored and cant sleep
>>214398864I do spend time with her, I just don't enjoy it
my mums disgusting, I wouldnt fuck her but I caused you to seethe so much with words over the internet that you were so mad you did all that effort and shit to do it. I won
>>214398918silencio
>>214398926u mad
I have zero social skills and struggle in social situations.I also struggle with decision making. Sometimes I will avoid eating in order to avoid having to choose what I want to eat.
gaston bussyere
or you tried to but couldnt, thats why you mad
sir wig wearer
>>214398955ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY3VevzFrao&list=RDFY3VevzFrao&start_radio=1
>>214398955ktim can’t talk to anyone outside of my family without freezing up and not knowing how to actdeveloped a stutter over recent years too
I have got my dick getting jerked off on the mind
>>214399013the raped
Would unironically taste her poo IRL.
mindraped
the Argentinian presidente did it
>>214399051the raped
>>214399058the raped
>>214399051thats hot
>>214399076the raped
>>214399082the raped
>>214399084the raped
bot entropy o.oyou are now about to witness a singularity
>>214399086the raped
>>214399097the raped
right so which bastard is raping everyone
>>214399105the raped
*chunders all over the thread*
>>214399124the raped
not jerking off because I cant get a girlfriend
>>214399134the raped
the salvaged
>>214399147the raped
>>214399142sexo
>>214399153the raped
>>214399159do you look like trainer-san :o
>>214399162the raped
>>214399169probably not...
Wish she'd give me sex.
wow the source code for Windows XP was leaked on 4chan in 2020 also so pointless to be here at all because if there are leaks then its just done here then others hear about it elsewhere
you cannot suffer in the uk
horse in the house
>>214399175>>214399184clueless dumbfucks
>>214399234the raped
horse in the bedroomhorse in the bedroom(she is still gonna be like "teehee its just because I love them soo much") yeah right
>>214399234The pedo freak is seething.
>In February and March 1943 non-Jewish wives and relatives of Jewish men who had been arrested by the Gestapo staged a nonviolent protest in Rosenstrasse (Rose Street) in Berlin.>In the face of grave danger to themselves and their loved ones, up to 6,000 mainly female protestors stood united in a rare act of community opposition to the events of the Holocaust.>German propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels ordered the release of the prisoners at Rosenstrasse on 6 March 1943. So strong was the power of the mass public protest, intermarried Jews were thereafter largely permitted to remain with their families, and Goebbels even initiated the return of a group of 35 intermarried Jews who had previously been deported to Auschwitz.These are the problems Britain will have to face in the coming decades.
party rockers in the house this morning
>>214399252>maybe if i keep repeating myself it will be trueyeah youre definitely upset. maybe try ozempic heard it works well
https://rule34storage.b-cdn.net/posts/466/466745/466745.picsmall.jpgnot saving a sus smalljpg
>>214399266the raped
>>214399293the obese
>>214399215https://r34xyz.b-cdn.net/posts/475/475107/475107.small.jpghorse
>>214399300the raped
not wanking for a bit 9had one 2 days in) made me have a really enjoyable wank actually >>214399306sexo
>the raped
>>214399278>>214399302toby...
>>214399320the raped
its not that insane how fit lopunny is
my boss's daughter has scars all along her upper thighsi assume my boss knows about them, but i'm not sureshould i tell her?
the raped
>>214399343for me its krystal from star fox
>>214399356the raped
How does one go about reporting their coworker for being an incel and refusing to talk to women and show up to company-funded dinners?
>the raped.
>>214399370the raped
>>214399361yeah I think ive said before how many times I cummed to that yep the flash games days were much better in terms of quality... *siip*
filtered and ignored. have a blast spamming your mundane trash braindead retard
>>214399389the raped
yeah im too horny to do conversation right now and dont know how to FORCE it into being some shit I can get off to, soo
>>214399376nintendo just do it best
very funny how upset he gets when you point out he was nonced
>>214399414wow starfox was nintendo? I thought it was just a porn character that everyone just got on and used as a character model for coom games/animations
my retarded mother is babbling about some shit and pretending to exercise again
>>214399427this is the third time he said he filtered me lol
>>214399436wait until shes bedridden and 70 and then rape her
>>214399429jesus
He's been thoroughly done.
>>214399427>very funnyyoure a simpleton of course its funny to you
>>214399441what are you doing in the UK chris
yeah I didnt play furry games or anything growing up sucks to be you tho
New nsn dropped.I guess we’re apeing the unitedstatians now?
>>214399458the raped
>>214399453assblasted. lose weight wetback
4 more hours till I can drink 4 more hours till I can drink any more retarded shit you want me to get out before I get drunk?
>>214399485the raped
the nonced
the illiterate
very bizarre morning thread
>>214399474what does the burning cross signify anyway
what Pokemon do YOU think I am
well i played them growing up and it didn’t nothing bad to me except im now unable to get off to anything that’s not a cartoon wolf
>>214399499erm werent you homeschooled
>>214399524hope you die painfully x
>>214399524thats not the worst thing. so long as you werent the type making a fool of themselves at school or something
>>214399553um x
>>214399524youre the tranny, arent you
>>214399453god she's so beautiful there
>>214399565no im normal i just dont watch anything without cartoon animals in it pornographic or not
>>214399561you can still just put on or in a tail or one for them, paws, furry ears and boots. and if you can get off to that then at least you might find someone who likes it also that erectile dysfunction can be physical OR emotional (and yours is probably emotional right)
>>214399533really glad i was honest helping me to realize how dumb you lot are. also helping me to slowly remove myself from here. you guys are so stupid the fact is i wouldnt get along with 90% of you. just cant relate to willingly ignorant people is all, nothing personal. you have no class.youll always be below me and no im not talking about how much money you have. can feel my iq lowering the more time i spend listening to you
wow 31 (THIRTY-ONE) potions65 Pokeballs
>>214399605do you use text to speech for /brit/ too?
>>214399584dont want to dress up as one i just like cartoon animals thats all i dont watch anything unless its animated
no TTS capitalises words for you
>>214399631maybe it's reading it out to him though
>>214399623ohh youre like the type to not be interested in sex
>>214399644yep
>>214399651sad :(
>>214399658not really dont feel a need for it i like wanking but have 0 interest in doing it with a person
me on the left
>>214399664but what if that yellow autism speaks cat wanked you off with its fat ass
>>214399708corr
>>214399664completely forgot what you was talking about sorry
>>214399692no ponytas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwNb4SdrWck
4 more hours until I can drink
wank time
candy 1 (56 berries)
got two letters in the post today that i assumed were either going be bills or other bad news but one of them was good news and the other had nothing to do with me
shiny wurmple #2 (number 1 is a party hat shiny wurmple) shiny wurmple shiny wurmple
Somebody asked me about which Indians were on the side of the English the other day>The Mohegan of eastern Connecticut fought gallantly in the war on the side of the English, whose ally they had been for many years. Less visible but still critical to the outcome of the war were the Mohawk, a member of the Iroquois nation. Based in upstate New York, the Mohawk were universally dreaded by New England’s native population
forgot pic shiny wurmple #2and with these candies I can complete another gen 1 bug Pokemon entry on the next normal wurmple
keep forgetting to buy olive oilhow socially acceptable is it to fry eggs in butter? seems like something the ethnics would do
also I spent like 220K stardust today
i think white people should be allowed to say nigga"bitch nigga" is just too good a phrase to lock down
oh and I got a shiny marill I have a 100% IVs marill too
"Runt" is so much better than "incel". It's like people don't know what a good slur sounds like anymore.
>>214399853i cook eggs in butter all the time. it's healthier than estrogen oil
>>214399853just put them in water and try that out :) eggs are cheaptyped that out before the yank flag finally replied but im not deleting my post after typing all of it out, AND thinking about my post
daschbun is so sexy. I want to eat him no I mean I mean no that sounds OK
>>214399903nothing wrong with olive oil, you're thinking of sneed oils like canola
random kid or something has a shiny stufful that is so tragic they are never going to get 400 stufful candies like I have. and the shiny evolution looks funny too haha
hopefully that means a return to normal
officially broke up with the gfend of an era lads
>>214399964nobody gave a shit about your posts about the nights together anyway
>>214399970never posted about our nights together. the fuck are you talking about
sleeping in my coffin bed
a million little tragedies, all meaningless
stufful in the coffin bed
bitch be humble
>>214399994theyre probably having fun and showing off the Pokemon (which means they like it or are proud)just takes 400 candies to evolve. luckily it is normal type (so you can mega evolve pidgeott to get more candies from it)
vampire rorke refusing to feed on bames
got wood?
I hatched a 15/12/11 salandit today I still have some others with better IVs for PvP because supposedly its S tier
>>214400030sickle cell probably tastes bland or bad to a vampire tbf
>>214400032dont understand why someone would take this picture
no fap september officially commences NOWi'm on a new path!
Tool's fans are tools
>theyre still talking about pokemonoh im laffin
Pokemon Go should have spoofing accounts though where they cant trade or do anything but catch Pokemon with either unlimited balls or unlimited Pokestops nearby, to practise their throws. thats the only shitty thing right now but the rotations are good in that I can get used to the Pokemon as they come (and can land excellents on all of the bird Pokemon now - and am working on critical catching them). there is also the meltan box which is great practise even though im really chewing it lots
>>214400060not a word
>>214400053going to jerk off (and go to bed), crank one out for you +1 to your wank count (for when youre tempted)
>>214400055and youre CUTE
wtf das racis
don't address me unless it's with 4 letters
lol why did Pikachu raids used to be 11800CP before the gym rework thats nuts
today i went into a university i'm not enrolled in and did some work on my laptop in their library, jokes on them
shit on my dick
imagine if the real reason girls want to hug you is because every time they go namnamnam kissing your neck when theyve got you
shit on my duck
I mean namnamnam over "kissing" but that didnt work out I mean namnam your neck and nibbling it or something
that vrchat furry was cute and wholesome :)
thinking of another post hold on...
>all the lonely people, where do they all belong?turns out the answer was /brit/
>>214400189:)
ive come to realize that I am actually just an alone person (not lonely), except I dont even get any of the benefits of being an alone person, such as privacy in my own head or the computer. I didnt get to enjoy being alone much for a long time but ive remembered now
and then I say a second thing
visit rwanda
i killed a dog todaywasn't pleasant even the police said i had no choice
Where is Donald J Trump
>>214400270probably at the Jew wall crying
>>214400280just because he lets his daughter suck jewish cock and his favorite grandchildren are jewish doesn't mean he's a semitophile
send them all back
dum sexy horse girl showing off her butt for me
>>214400270Leg amputated
yesterday I learned the word "nicker"
>>214400270that nigga deed!
Well that was the most difficult thing I've done in me life
down from 30 castforms to 15 again now. the IVs have gotten better though im training them
UGHHHu ok hun?DM me babes
let me hear you say ov ho
I mean I was at like 35 and transferred like 15
jd vance will be president by 2027
she thinks youre gay
I'm assembling a team....
Got the mountains climbed
was fubu in your collection
>>214400374get in loser we gotta go kiss the Jew wall
Even met rorke
but what were YOU feeling
napping on the job
>>214400415this. thanksgetting in a cheeky 30 minute nap but you posted it first
I grew up ensconced in british culture. British fairy tales as a child. British authors as a young adult. British movies, British TV shows. I'm even mostly british myself. The crazy thing is, the Brits here are probably more "american" than me. Watching American movies, American TV, eating American food, consuming American celebrities.
>>214400436being british isn’t something to be proud of now if you were french…
>>214399320nice selfie
my stupid mom just tried to talk to me again
>>214400459what are your thoughts on the mid-atlantic accent?
>>214400436for me it's English games every single else sucks>yeah i watch british shows and listen to oasis im more british than you!!gigacringe
Megan markel
>>214400495its alright no strong feelingsbetter than most us accents i suppose
>>214400502oasis aren’t british
why don't you have a gf
>>214400571???
>>214400602they’re irish
we dont wanna hear you say nigga no more
I thought oasis was in the desert
xQc reacts to Not Like Us Kendrick Lamar vs Drake rap beef pt. 2 feat. DJ Akademics (with chat!)
Did a poo here
>>214400587my arm on the right
GDP is still one of the best things to ever come out of the internet.There are similar casting themed sites but nothing as good.
>>214400572don't like redscarepodthey're all too tryhard
I don't want want to go to toil today No, NO! I don't want to goooooooo!
still awaiting aussie sando pics :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js28CAk2nQQthoughts?
can't wait to go to mcdonalds for breakfastall those fast food cucks have to work when us real job havin' niggas get a holiday
>>214400680sameact like they’re cool when they are gay and retarded
>>214400737give us a summary?
>>214400737looks like a mong
>>214400731>benz>1.4i'm doing my part
>>214400821a christcuck pick me art hoe huh?
>>214400821I guarantee she was a massive whore before she became a "catholic"Also just in general all of these internet christians are very irritating
pinch and a punch for first of the month
>>214400861last working day of august thoughbeit
i despise people
my new shoes have ripped my poor feet the shreds
>>214400882Grow up
just don’t get religion or how grown adults can believe in itgranted the same people who don’t believe in religion believe they can become the other gender or that we’re all equalmust be some innate need to believe in bullshit
>>214400882i don't like people-bladee
>>214400898What living in Shitain does to a man
>>214400898I understand people being vaguely spiritual but actually deciding as an adult that you believe Jesus came back from the dead or Muhammad cut the moon in half is a step too far
>>214400932sorry i just don’t believe a man walked on water or rose from the dead after three daysif god loved me he wouldn’t have let me suffer in this shithole so even if he is real he didn’t care enough to save me from meaningless suffering
Found the perfect girl but she has a boyfriend
yanks are insane
we need intersectional genocide to teach everyone a lesson. that means rounding up the king, the woman who puts greggs sausage rolls in the oven, kylie jenner and the homeless in a concentration camp together and turning the taps on them
>>214400985i say all three as the same :-)
yanks>say three words the samebrits>larp as fake personalities on 4chan 24/7who are the real insane people here
I hate people in generalQuite the misanthrope I am
>>214401008didnt ask for the thoughts of a rslurred n word
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can't wait until belgium anon takes his own life
>>214400403nice pic nice goat like beast what state is that
>>214398687Hi
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>214398725>>214400737bwc
Whenever I talk to women they call me cringe
saw a chestnut
Can’t see the police liking this slogan one bit
im crying why does this retard copy paste bits of shell and vodaphone marketing always gets a bit of a chuckle from me
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>214400985all 3 are differentwhats the problem?
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>214401138Douglas, mate, are you feeling alright? What’s caused this? You’re not the man I once knew. You’ve changed. Big time. And I’m not sure if I like it.
>>214401138He's living in America now THOUGH.
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>214400980kek this, she joined the team at toil a month ago and just as I was going to make a move she casually mentions she lives with a man 15 years older than her and she makes roast dinners for him
>>214401138They’ll all start crying about two tier when bailiffs get sent to their house
This is the last brit comment I'll make in this thread: wank
>>214401166That’s exactly what everyone is saying
can we stop mentioning the belgcuck it's the only thing that reminds me he even exists
Lol, Douglas had two many strong ciders
>>214401138>the lanyard wearing classesliterally what does this meanhow out of touch are these peoplethey wear lanyards down the asda
get the filters made
>>214401215indescribably based
>>214401226I guess he meant left city office worker types but it doesn't really work
>>214401226He means the people who wear lanyards on the tube and trains, to make sure everyone knows they've been to an important conference
>>214401215Can imagine Iain saying that in his poofter voice
new >>214401270
>>214400972>>214400936I mean if you actually read the bible and see that Jesus is fully God himself I don't find that so hard to believe. It's all the weird stuff in the old testament that doesn't make a lot of sense to me, also the fact that there are so many Christian sects and denominations, they can't all be right.
