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>>214399510why are her arms so fat?
>>214399510would
I made it
>>214399544Made what?
I used to post this guy as a joke because his titles are funny but I think this is actually good advice nowhttps://youtu.be/k-UmH4K8BGg?si=dtddE2wQLhar2qNO
>this is what Israel hasn't been able to beat for 2 years ny for scale
Watching azumanga daioh
>>214399550this fucking ramp
>>214399600school rumble is better
i'm the kinda guywho needs to fucking die
The more the drive toward life is thwarted, the stronger is the drive toward destruction; the more life is realized, the less is the strength of destructiveness. Destructiveness is the outcome of unlived life.
Why come people want to learn about egyptians but not aztecs
>>214399650Why come black people so destructive then
>>214399654more to learn and they're way older
dumb peanutposter
>Why come
Constantly being targeted by a criminal jeet gang from brampton is getting tiring.Like, just go back to Brampton.Should have drugged these fuckers with LSD but it would have made the situation worse.
>>214399654Less information on Aztecs.
just had a sneezing fit
I'm literally made for slaveryPut me into a slave pen already and feed me oats like the pig I am
>>214399654Aztecs and Mayans are way more interesting than the basically cavemen natives the US and Canada had.
Odds I get my job back in march 2026.Even I kill myself tomorrow.
>>214399727you will live to wageslave
>>214399722Okay and ?
>>214399727gz
>>214399753I'm unemployed.
the only alternatives to eternal wage cuckdom are owning business or being a criminal or thirdly already being rich enough you can be retired
>>214399772ill hire youthen you can be /cum/employed
>>214399815>WagieNice>criminalSelling illegal drugs or kidnapping people>owning a businessPaying employees shit wagesPussy ass nigga
> Reuters: China's Xi unveils vision for new global order at security forumUh...bros?
>>214399815It's an unforgiving world, not much we can do about it.
>get home after what was the worst night of deliveries ive had in a long time>every customer was a faggot piece of shit, awful pay, drunk retards all over the road>congratulations! you reached 1000 deliveries. as a token of our appreciation please accept 50% off on 1 (ONE) door dash delivery up to $10! (expires 7 days from now)Is it even possible to order something for less than $20 on doordash with all of their retarded fees, NONE OF WHICH GO TO THE DRIVER BTWAt least those faggots paid for my alcohol for the week
>>214399887just put the fries in the bag
>>214399872hes going senile
It’s been 10 years since MGSV and I just remembered that I am literally Big Boss.
>>214399713ktim
>>214399929what are you the boss of
I need women to run the world.Not just fuck chads.
>>214399887I briefly did uber eats and instacart. there are so many weirdos out there
>>214399898I literally don't put the fries in the bag but one customer tonight complained to me about his order after I had already delivered it
had a mini-meltdown, now for the shame cooldown mechanism as punishment
Well, it's time for my beauty sleep. Good night /cum/ - Canada US Mexico.
women are lying machines, nature perfected the art of lying in themThey don't even see anything wrong with dishonesty. it's just the natural way they view the world& this is why if you say one thing, they'll assume you mean the opposite
>>214399939My future private military company.
drinking milk
>>214399954>one customer tonight complained to me about his order after I had already delivered itI remember when i did it finding it annoying how most places seal the bag off, so there's no way to really double check the orderI remember this one guy ordered Burger King at like 3 am. then he calls me ranting about how stuff is missing and how this is "breakfast for his kids and family"Lol
didnt know they increased the delete post timervery gay
it's a real pity that canadians haven't tasted a proper cheeseburger
>>214400017I want to try a butterburger like they make in the midwest. Seems rather dank
>>214400017maybe we could enter canada illegally, refuse to assimilate, and run burger shops
still humid outI suffer
>>214399887>drunk retards all over the roadAfter some years of commercial driving I made peace with the drunks. They have a pattern that seems to be largely universal. The ones I cannot predict are the sober drivers who believe they are supremely skilled in their jackassery; pickup truck or tuner car, random mix of blowing the speed limit by 50%, weaving through traffic with random sporadic signal light use, then slow way down i guess because their radar detector went off. These fuckers are the ones who rear end my truck about once a rear.
If you ranked the states by GDP (PPP) California would be ranked 10th at best
>>214400068what about the drunk that blows through a red light at 80 mph
>>214400068Drunks are usually easy to predict but on holidays like labor day it seems like the biggest retards all come out. Usually I just give them a lot of space
After almost getting assassinated on may, 18th, 2025.I can see why moot left USA for Japan.You stupid niggers are trying to kill only child's out here.I will always be on edge.You better fear me before I fear you.
HURT SO GOODCOME ON, BABY, MAKE IT HURT SO GOODSOMETIMES, LOVE DON'T FEEL LIKE IT SHOULDYOU MAKE IT HURT SO GOOD
contracted hiccups
>>214399250>Bulgaria is 4 months behind the Western worldholy shit
Is black fatigue a real thingHave you actually met anyone with black fatigue
>>214400153Black people are chill and mind their own business.Jeets need to die.
>>214400153I have jeet fatigue>>214400173This is mostly true, though I've met some uppity black people who love to cause a ruckus and try to scam like jeets.
Midnight snack
>>214400173>Jeets need to die.I once had a creepy old Sikh sit next to me on the busDude had zero sense of personal space and started bringing out dip and just eating it lol
>>214400193what in the fuck
>>214400193saar
Manga takes too long to read, I wish I could fucking cram it into my head with a funnel. Am I supposed to have 40 hours a day or something?
>>214400209>literally the most brain dead juvenile form of writing>takes too longyeah right okay dumbass
everybody want a piece of my chicken southern fried chicken finger lickin
cant stop hiccuping
bruh this chick is THICC
>>214400233CHANGE MY PICTCHUHSLAP MY BITCH UP
>>214400200>>214400206People online act like they've never eaten cold leftovers before.
CHANGE MY PICTURESLAP MY HICCUP
>>214400253how the fuck you got leftover prison food at home?
>>214400278saar you are of eating a shitloaf next to feta
>>214400153Yes but obviously nobody can say it
>>214400193Jason, add butter or at least milk or something to your mashed potatoes before heating them up. Stop torturing yourself with this food qualityAlso what class should I play on epoch now that turtle is gone for good?
>>214400296nigga is shame-eating microwaved mashed potatoes at midnight, and he eats basically the same goyslop 7 nights a week. don't bother giving him dietary advice.
Getting my haircut this week and I'm nervous
Accumulating media: >:)Consuming media: :/
Im offering you an escape, a way out of the hole you've been digging for yourself.
chugged a delicious glass of 2%
>>214400278He only gets what his single mom makes for himShe's too busy getting a train run on her
>>214400296They're full of butter from when they were cooked. I just took them out of the fridge snd put some salt on them. I don't reheat food. They taste great.Turtle isn't going anywhere, Shenna is as untouchable as Putin. Epoch has promise, but they need to stop having thousands of bugs before I'll try it again. Also they need to add high elves.
Just felt like complete dogshit shit today. I mean physically. I think I need to get more sleep. I’m excited to sleep now.
>>214400361i'm gonna break your jaw
>>214400372Are you exercising? 20-30 minutes of moderate exercise a day makes you sleep way better.
>>214400361>eating cold, dry mashed potatoes very very grimTurtle only has a month left jason, I hope you make peace before then
ripping some rancid toots
If there was a God, he would smoke me with one of those cattle guns asap and free me
>>214400386They're not dry. I have an air fryer, I could heat them. I LIKE them cold.Turtle will NEVER go down. But if it does then I'll play epoch i guess.
>>214400409
>>214400423
me personally gonna play a level 60 night elf cocksucker on epoch
>>214400414Jason it looks like fucking cauliflower its so dry. what the F*CK are you talking about
>>214400382You're a pussy.
>>214400443i want a cute japanese girl to beat the shit out of me
i'm gonna cry like a little bitch
Loira gelada = buceta loira
>>214400435
>>214400470
>want to buy new rifle>all gun stores are sold out for months now>can't figure out why>realize guns from USA have been subject to 25% bitch ass faggot tariff from Corney>supposed to end September 1, 2025they better order my guns now that the trade war is over
>>214400500cuckerney
>>214400442They're quite moist, I assure you. They are turning to their pre-fridge consistently as soon as they enter my mouth.
>>214400476
>>214400529quit playing with your food
>>214400442He bought those pre-made ones that come in a bag
>214400529gayson, you truly are lonely
we're all going to make it, solarbros
>>214400539I'll play with your cock, faggot.
>>214400529shit looks dryer than a nun's cunt
>>214400535
>>214400548Brian here. I actually am quite lonely. Are you guys up for some buttfucking or dick sucking?
>>214400556i'd like that more than you might suspect
>>214400565
me? terribly lonely. past the point of no return, it's terminal
you know we like to joke a lot about india on this site but
>>214400580
I want all the fucking smoke.Just like moot.
How the fuck do I unwind and get myself to sleep it doesn't help that tomorrow's a holiday
>>214400385Yeah I exercise about 5 days a week.
Cumhijou: My Ordinary General
Ain't no better mixture than hwite male and asian female I'll tell ya hwat
>>214400529Yes they are mashed potatoes, dry doesn't mean they are hard it means they are dry
>>214400605
>>214400634**retaliates**
Any trannies here?
>>214400619what about asian male latina female
>>214400624Jason is so lazy that he buys pre-made mashed potatoes in a bag instead of cooking them himself.
>Bernie Sanders and some random Pennsylvanian politician JEET are holding protests in my states capital for some reason instead of their ownTrump didn't even win my state, why the fuck aren't they protesting in Pennsylvania where he actually won? I fucking hate the left so much at this point.
>>214400654never seen this combination desu
Jason may be retarded and gay and delusional, but at least he's not a tripfaggot in the year 2025
>>214400648*sexually assaults you*
>>214400663I own Ryobi (because I was given them for doing a job), but the only one that is actually a mental disorder is Mikwaukee fanboys. They are the most delusional retards imaginable. The apple fanboys of the tool world.
Finished my snack. Now I'll either play turtle wow or read a book.
>>214400684**heems you**
/cum/ threads be likehttps://youtu.be/OYQDnV092hI?si=SoWYed24dyPHVd9w
>>214400690ryobi is ok for the cheap tool brands imo, probably the best of them
>>214400672>delusionalAbout what?
>>214400712shout out to my boy SHHHHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNN
>>214400690It gets worse if you ever run into a Bosch fag, but Milwaukee definitely has a cringe following and their marketing teams are super aggressive.t. happily owns several Milwaukee, DeWalt, and Makita tools
>>214400663I like makita
>>214400729SHAWN...SH-SHAWNSHAWN...SHAAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN
Older men in shitty jobs always have the exact same physiognomy and personality it's this uniquely dog like faceit's just crazy because you think one or two would be different, but no they're carbon copies of each other
>>214400672he's an avatarfaggot, just as bad
>>214400719>>214400690Some Ryobi stuff is OK but some of it is just crap, like their drill bits. Basic stuff like palm sanders are kinda hard to fuck up but I blew through way too many of their "titanium" drill bits to ever consider them again. Just bite the bullet and spend the money on decent ones from Milwaukee.
just found out my cousin is a registered sex offender. very uncomfortable
>>214400826did you remember you're his first victim?
>>214400719Yeah they are a solid cheapo brand. Every professional construction job I ever worked used DeWalt as their main power tool brand although when framing I also sometimes use a Milwaukee framing nailer as well as a handful of other brands like Trumpf. One time somebody ran one over and my foreman made me look up the price and this tool alone is nearly $2,000.>>214400740I have never once even seen a single person use a bosch tool. But every electrician I worked with ONLY used milwaukee despite the fact that the only time they would ever use a power tool is to drill a few holes in drywall or 2x4s at most
>>214400826That's why you never talk to cousins.They are retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT2SsWOCoEw
>>214400826my cousins are doing better than me
>>214400826Figure out specifically what he did because it could be something retarded like peeing in public
>>214400855kek same
>>214400860nope. i looked up the charges. he was 25 she was 14. very fucked up. not reallt able to see him the same
>>214400873its over...
I WILL END YOU ALL
>>214400855My cousins want to seal my grandfather's inheritance.My cousins are criminals.My cousins don't want to be peaceful.
Just woke up
https://youtube.com/shorts/pMEwo_Fw4-Q?si=A4kakR66ZBBUFf8cIts immoral that a spider of this size can move like this
>>21440087370 years ago you would have been making a toast for the husband and his bride
>>214400855one of my cousins is an engineer. Pretty sure he's obscenely wealthyThe other has a phdAnd then there's me...
>>214400740holy n word over here
>>214400873She almost certainly consented.
>>214400873>he was 25 she was 14Every famous rockstar from the 60s and 70s did this and got away with it
>>214400911not really no, considering he plead guilty to sodomy. in fact im pretty sure that’d have gotten someone lynched 70 years ago
>>214400912Yeah but do they have criminal gangs after them?
>>214400834Bosch doesn't have good product support outside of Europe, they're a meme and very reddit IMO. Milwaukees tend to be the most durable and they have the widest product line in North America. Makita makes a SHITLOAD of tools but they only sell a tiny fraction in North America. I used to handle buying for a store and got their international catalogues, Japan gets so much gucci shit like Makita coffee makers that run on 18V batteries.Electricians don't really need many power tools unless they're doing industrial stuff, I think plumbers and carpenters probably use more electric. Apparently Rigid is good but I've never used their stuff.
One of my male cousins is a molester. I found out from when he was molesting me several times. But he’s not a registered sex offender because I keep secrets ese.
>>214400873I mean if you're cousin is that retarded then he may be mentally at the level of a 14 year old,so it's not that bad when you think about it
>>214400956Why don't you ruin his life?
Farts cutely
>>214400945sodomy usually resulted in marriage
Schizojeet popping off tonight..
Sodomo arigato, Mr. Robutto
I haven't see my cousin since 2004 or 2005.But I know exactly where he lives in New Jersey. I wish I could bomb the house.
>>214400966The most immediate and apparent answer to that question is that he'll be known as a molested man. Most common reason rape victims don't come out against their victim, anyways. I would guess the second reason is threats or blackmail
>>214400973not it did not lol. sodomy was legally punishable by death in America until the 1880s, and until the 1950s you could get a life sentence for it
>>214400994You can send poop to his house
>>214401007if you were gay
>>214400966I don’t know. I’m just trying to live my life and I don’t want a whole family drama thing. Maybe that’s just cope. But he lives far away so at least I don’t need to see him anymore at least. >>214400994He did something to you? I can relate to that. I was inside the house where my cousin molested me a few years ago and I wanted to burn it down.
>>214399654Because Egypt is loosely connected to European history and has an air of mystery because of their beliefs around their gods/mummies.Aztec are just seen as more advanced versions of the savages that were everywhere on Noth/South America. It's interesting, but very disjointed from our past.When you see an Egyptian pyramid, you're seeing something that connects you to hundreds of thousands of people who are part of your culture/history. When you see an Aztec pyramid, you theink "cool, but human sacrifice".
do you like bird faced women?
my ex got mad at me for saying i wouldnt see her the same if she ever got raped
>>214401042give me an example
>>214401034This is especially true for me as a GREEK American
I only own dewalts because that's all my dad owned :) the fatherless posters of /cum/ would not understand this
>>214401044Why on earth would you say that
>>214401034Blahpipo won't like this post...
>>214401059she asked me and i answered honestlyi turned it around on her too though, saying if i got raped she most definitely wouldnt see me the same either
>>214401042We of the birdfaced ethnicities prefer the term aquiline
>>214401004Yeah that’s pretty much it. It’s always been my deepest darkest most shameful secret. Going public with it would be too much.
gn cumblasters
>>214401092damn, he be tucking that nigga into bed
>>214399815You go "off grid". Where you reduce your reliance on society. Collect then purify your own water, hunt/fish/grow your own food, burn your own wood for heat, learn to sew. And so on.Make it so, you only need to work a very minimal amount of hours, to pay property taxes and buy the few things you can't procure yourself.
I need to start taking some vitamins supplements for those vitamins that pretty much all modern day people are missing you know? But I forget what those are.
>>214401032He's trying to steal farm land.
should i goon to bbc hypno before bed? i’m on 40 mg of vyvanse fyi
>>214401122Vitamin CVitamin DZincMagnesium
sleepy. but want to continue devving.
>>214401122Enjoy your expensive urine.
>>214401149>zinc You want him to shoot ropes?
>>214401147i think you need 50 mg of common sense and 8 hours of a good nights rest without the bed bugs biting
>>214401158What are you trying to say
This is a black sheep of the family general
>>214401147Im scared that secretly a shitload of people do this
>>214401178I'm the darling of my family
>>214401178yeah
>>214401191Get out
>>214401147Hypno?
>>214401178Black sheep?Try being an only child
>>214401190uh yeah. if you ever meet someone on “adhd medication” assume they are a giant gooner faggot who have put something in their asses before. no meme. i know cause i’m one of them
>>214401178everyone in my immediate family besides my mom is crazy, retarded, or both. myself included
>>214401218I meant the BBC hypno thing specifically
>>214401046
>>214401209hypnosis
>>214401178Yeah pretty much. Across my extended family I am one of two black sheep. But the other one died unfortunately.
>>214401234yeah that too. amphetamines make you gay
>>214401169That we don't actually absorb most of the supplement vitamins, and just piss it out instead. You end up wasting most of what you bought.Just add the proper foods to your diet, and you'll get more from the food.
Someone should make a chadhypno instead of a sissyhypno
>>214401218>>214401248watching gooner faggot porn makes you gay. don't chicken and egg me on about this
>>214401235Can't say this is my typeI prefer mouse faced women
>>214401254one of my favorite videos is a fakeout chad hypno/reverse sissy thing that actually tricks you halfway through starts telling you why you arent a real man
>>214401273Being molested makes you gay, so it follows that being psychologically molested can also make you gay
>>214400799drill bits are insanely cheap in the USA lowes always has tons of them for like $1 so it's like who gives a shit if they break
need to kms
>>214401273if any of the adhd anons itt were honest they’d admit the same
>>214401178Idk if i'm the black sheep or not because i dont keep in contact with any family besides my parentsit's too much effort to do so
>>214400955>Japan gets so much gucci shit like Makita coffee makers that run on 18V batteries.We have that, my local store has a bunch of them on display, and a microwave that runs on 2 18v's
I think BNWO porn is the elephant in the room nobody wants to talk about that's doing more damage than people think to society
>>214401328Brave New World Order porn?
>>214401335book is kinda overrated
>>214401281I like those too
>>214401108>Collect then purify your own water, hunt/fish/grow your own food, burn your own wood for heat, learn to sew. And so on.That sounds like even more work than a nine to five desui suppose if you had enough money up saved you could do this as like your retirement
>>214401353aldous huxley did it better
>>214401072>i answered honestlyWomen don't want that
>>214401178This is the “got molested” general
bonus mouse
>>214401332saw another tweet today with like a bazillion likes where the guy says every single rapper in the atlanta scene is a flaming homo
>>214401411lotta niggas fruity deez days. da hood has fallen
>>214401405Ugliest faces i've ever seen. you have shite taste
>>214401411IN GENERAL if there's a "grass roots" hobby community popular among young men, and I include rapping in this, there will be some older money men in the group who are big-time faggots with their favorite pets they push. These guys almost always call themselves "organizers". Most of them are content to just goon over the young boys presence alone, so they can actually be kind of a positive force for society.
It's so annoying how the vast majority of men are naturally stronger than me. If I start working out I'm going to have to work hard just to be average, let alone actually impressive and physically imposing. Years upon years of gaming for the entire day have atrophied my skeleton and muscles significantly
its over
>>214401466Always were, homosexuality is just more common in black communities.
For me, it's the filet o fish
You can get a whole Little Caesars Pizza for mere five dollars
/fr/ is dead. /cum/ is my new home.Time to move on with the past. Life goes on.
>>214401547I like their breadsticks
>>214401547Red Baron is better.
im looking for a girl i can fuck in my hummer truckapple bottom jeans and a big ol butt
>>214401553Bruh I told you to never post this ghastly apparition again.Please be respectful as a guest
>>214401553Post some huge natural tits and we'll allow you for the next 30 minutes
>>214401547i get tony's for 3.84 and costco for 2.4
>>214401559no it's not
All frozen pizza is garbage
>>214401560Boots with fur !
>>214401553You can only post here if you are gay or you were molested or both.
Hey cutie you look like a snack, may i perchance be honored to see beneath your undergarments?
>>214401600These are not the rules
>>214401589Bullshit bitch. Fuck you for lying
>>214401629Maybe he just woke up from a coma and thinks it's 2005
>>214401620Oh whoops I thought this was /gmg/ - gay molested general
Thinking about herrrrrrrr
a slice of costco pizza is $2 still where I live but that's not much compared to the entire pizza for $6 at little caesars
/cum/ is an anime general /int/ is an anime cocks gaysex board4chan is a tranime website
>>214401667I watch anime movies but not anime series because I don't like anime tropes
>>214401629costco frozen cheese 'za was on sale for 9.99 a week ago.
>>214401562>>214401582>>214401600That my wife. 10 days left before her 26 birthday.
there is unironically no excuse for being an incel in the modern day
>>214401629it's a pack of 4. so 9.99/4 is 2.4 ish
>>214401698Being ugly is an excuse
>>214401667That’s why I’m here. I’m an anime gay cocks gay sex molested faggot tranny growing gay boobies and jerking my small penis etc.
>>214401705100% of frozen pizza is dogshit. I thought you meant a fresh pizza
>>214401709i’m ugly, short, and antisocial. yet i still get 7/10 pussy
>>214401720no. im a poorfag. i buy frozen 'za
>>214401698I am afraid of women and naturally avoid eye contact with themi'm not particularly unnattractive. I just have an awful personality and hate being around people
>>214401721I don't know what to tell you something about me is fundamentally wrong or something because I can't even make friends
>>214401732This doesn't make sense, shouldn't that bullet be separated from the casing?
>>214401732Pussy ass bitch bullet.
>>214401735i don’t have friends either
>>214401748in mexico they just throw the bullets at steel
>>214401698I have social anxiety and I'm unemployed and have AVPD and mommy issues and I started watching anime at 10~ and developed unrealistic expectations hopes and ideals.
>>214401733I did this with my bosslady.
>schizojeet spamgrim
>>214401753Is your girlfriend ugly and fat? Don't fucking lie
After Ernst Zundel’s Holocaust trial in the mid 80’s, the jews were getting nervous of how insane their lies appeared. They tore down a large plaque that stated 4 million jews died at Auschwitz and replaced it with a sign that says 1 million jews died at Auschwitz. Still a lie, but more believable I suppose…
>>214401713Well let’s suck those titties then! Let’s suck the male tranny here boobies then. Mmmph FUCK I love HRT trans boobs so much bros, I love bitches with hard cocks and squishy tits.
>>214401776i don’t have a gf anymore but no my ex was gorgeous. way out of my league
New>>214401795>>214401795>>214401795
at some point in my life I need to play with massive tits. ill get an escort if I have to. i just need to know what hitomi tanaka sized tits are like, and they can't be attached to a fat body
>>214401812EarlyPoliticalCan we use a different one?
>>214401812>early new>not even creative or interesting
>>214401827>>214401828its schizojeet
chinese capuchin monkeys eating my ass
>>214401853New
also early but not an apparently schizojeet thread so, hmm...
How about you wait for 310, you retarded monkey.
you guys are fucking this up majorly right now. just wait for the thread to max ffs
Poopoo caca
Does it really matter if it’s early? Nothing matters. We’re all gonna die.
>>214401720>100% of frozen pizza is dogshit.you're too picky
>>214401908True
Now you may make the new
>>214401982>>214401982
>>214401988retard
