Filet o Fish editionPrevious: >>214399516
this is the one
>>214401853I like this edition but I prefer a Quarter Pounder with Cheese if I’m getting some McDicks.
>>214401953I go all out and get 3-4 items2 filet o fish1 big Mac1 quarter pounder
>>214401965Damn bro you have a big appetite. I would have no chance of eating that much in one sitting.
>>214401990My lowest moment and was ordering that plus a couple more big macs and the door dash driver messed up and bought me double of everything and I ate it all in one sitting.I want to cry just typing this out, I can't believe I did that to myself
I am so fucking hungry.
>>214401853
>>214402035control your hunger
There's a fucking cricket in the window well again. Prepare to die little fucker.
Excuse me, this thread was made early. Please migrate to the proper thread or risk a total breakdown of law and order
goodnight
>>214402090Goodbye forever.
What if the entire board was just /cum/ threads each made one second apart?
>>214402157That would be so basrd
y’all
>>214402622threads
bros?
>>214401853I can say that my country sucks but I can't say why because it's illegal. I'm also running low on rent again and I might have to resort back to flashlights to save powerNice filet o fish btw
So bored
how does one get usa gf?
>>214404868Please give Jewish gf
got me rockstaranother monday another chest day
>>214405512That's a maaan
2002 was the worst year to be born>born into the post 9/11 world>covid and lockdowns happens as you turn 18no future, just plenty of slop to be consumed
headphone cable died
I am extremely fucking high. I swear this vape sometimes has a hot pocket or something. You’re expecting a normal hit but you get blasted into the Andromeda Galaxy instead.
>>214407128Based wake and baker
>>214406072Yeah, I'm grateful that I was born in 99 and had a very fun 2018 and 2019
get that joosy poosy
Good Morning Sunshines
>>214401853nigga i love the filet o fish, they don't have it in korea but they have it in vietnam brah appreciate it on my behalf
>>214407581Yo
>>214407475Brazilian pussies are so big and brown. Really make you think brit bro ?
>>214407675back to work pvt. gomez
Sun’s coming up and it’s pretty fresh outside. Summer is just barely hangin’ on.
/fr/ is dead /cum/ is my new home
seeing attractive white men with asian women pisses me off. they're throwing away their genes to birth another elliot
so for the bread and butter i will leave niggers in the gutter!
>>214407863What about white men with Latina women
>>214407912white men belong to white women
For thousands of years men have carried all the burdens of providing and everything that comes with civilization. Now it's women's time to pick up the slack and carry civilization forward.My plan is to be a neet and for women wagies to pay their fair share by providing for me and everybody else in society for the next six thousand years.It's time for men to sit back, relax and take it very easy for the next two thousand years at the very least. We earned it after all.
>>214407959I'm going to date a Latina sorry
We’re all broken in some way
>>214408363nah I'm fixed
I'm going to die a KHTV
Holy fuck I’m pissing so fastIt sounds like pssssshhhhhhssssfffffft
>>214408514just talk to women lol
2 shits deposited
this nigga on Kingdom Hearts TV
>>214408539I have mommy issues and I'm afraid of women
Pretty sure my depression is back
>>214408768waaaaaaaa
>>214407863True
why is bro looking at attractive white men :skull:
Should I tell my brother that his wife told me that his cock is small?
being an incel should qualify you for disability benefits
They just crumble. Ahhh fuck it’s terrible.
using a speaker on my computer for the first time in 14 years
Good night(9:31am)
I've come to realize that humans are just born to suffer no matter what path we take, so it's best to find meaning in the suffering rather than trying to avoid it, which causes its own form of suffering (sloth)
tomorrow i find out if i get my dream jobwish me luck cum i am so nervous
>>214410481Good luck champ Sending you positive energy
Why do Beaners seethe at people not pronouncing Spanish origin words in a thick Spanish accent yet they don't go out of there way to pronounce things correctly even when speaking English
i would not enter into a relationship with a woman even if i were able because i would inevitably be mogged brutally in her presence and she would lose whatever attraction she felt towards me in an instant
>>214410921coward
Bros I recommend stretching. It’s very relaxing to spend like 30 minutes a day working your way through a full-body stretching routine with deep breaths and all that. And it’s good for balance and mobility. Sort of like Yoga I guess.
>>214410808Because it's part of an ongoing leftist narrative that anything American is wrong and racist and anything foreign is sacred
>>214410947avoiding bad outcomes is not cowardly. that’s what you’re supposed to do
>September 1st, 2025
>>214408514>KHTVwhat's that?
>>214411318I know, isn’t it terrible?
>>214411318>April 15, 2030
females use sex to hook you. wait to are if you earn enough than marry you and devorce taking all your belongingsyou shouldn't fall for this mischievous sex trap
>>214411318My life has been basically the exact same for 10 years
>>214411857i keep myself safe by staying broke and unfuckable
Thank you communism for giving me the day off.
this idiot still won't let me pet him
I said a stupid thing in another thread. God I'm such a dumb American the euros are right about mutts like me
feeling very raped this morning, fellas
Parents gave dogberg scrambled eggs so she begs for it now
>>214412425hey, it’s the raped!
It's a holidayTime to smoke weed and ride my bike
Unusual home defense strategy: a battery-powered induction cooker that boils a pot of oil on demand to drop on the front of your door
>>214413072I just put land mines in front of my door and IEDs under my windows
Hear me out:/cum/:Canada United (Kingdom)Mexico
Al-Qassam brigades publishes:We remind those who forget – death or captivityמזכירים למי ששוכח – מוות או שביThe IDF captive Nimrod Cohen who was captured from his tank on October 7 is depicted.
hello
>>214413194sup
>>214413203just woke up. you?
>>214413223i've been lying in bed for a while. no work today because labor day.
Shiloh Hendrix Update:Round TwoAugust 28th, 2025Hello, friends!In my latest update, I stated that big things were happening regarding our future, and they have!I have used the donation money to buy my family a home with plenty of land. We are now in a place with excellent demographics, and we are thriving. My children get to live in peace with nature instead of dealing with the chaos that comes with large cities. Their father is teaching them how to be strong men, and we are both teaching them the importance of preserving our existence. We deserve this. We ALL do.With that said, I am sure you are all aware of the “charges” that the liberal state of Minnesota is trying to burden me with. I guarantee you that I will NOT be backing down, and I WILL be fighting back. I have an excellent team on my side who are knowledgeable and trustworthy. I am confident in our success.In the United States, we are protected by the First Amendment, and no amount of hurt feelings can change that.This second round of donations will help with legal obligations and the continued protection of my family and the preservation of our new life.I am so grateful for how far we have already come.Keep Fighting.-Shiloh
not reading that
"honest Abe question his legacy" COLORIZED
>>214413281Don't give in to niggers
>absolutely abhorrent post
I'm making Panakopita
Which one a you chain snatchin' jive-ass maricon motheafuckas got a cigarette for me
>>214413389Spanakopita*
>>214413404
>>214413404>>214413500Fuck
>>214413404Bumming fags are we?
>>214413560British slang is so gay. But do they say "bumming"? I think the British term is "Ponce". Like can I ponce a fag bruv
>>214413186Counter offer/cum/:CanadaUnited (kingdom)Mutts
>Now who got a cigarette for Dr. Rockso
drinking covfefe
>>214413699COFE BROSTHIS IS OUR FUCKING MORNINGAND WE'RE GONNA TELL THAT FUCKING FAGGOT JANNYTHAT WE'RE NOT GONNA FUCKING TAKE IT!
>>214413281>We are now in a place with excellent demographicslol
why yall know how to merge at chick fil a but not on I-95?
>>214414044Some chud laid down their horn yesterday for a good 30 seconds at car that cut in front of them where I-93 merges with I-95, pretty typical masshole behavior
>>214414162you play that harp beautiful anonplay me your favorite diddy
What did the scientist into bestiality say?>If you need me, I'll be in my labThis joke brought to you by true leaf posters group™
>BBC porn thread on /v/>over 70 replies >up for 30 minutes>took someone posting literal CP before the thread went down
>>214414192i was on a highway in 'rado yesterday and i needed to merge left because i was in an exit only lane and i didn't want to exit. but no one gave me space. so i had to exit and then find a place to get back on the highway.
if odds, i'll go buy a powerball ticketif evens, i'll consoom on amazon
>>214414249Sometimes evil men do good work
I find it funny that they removed the IP counter, goes to show how much this site has declined and most threads are the same retards arguing over and over
was gonna eat cereal but then remembered i used the last of the milk yesterday.
>>214414278I would have let you merge
>>214406072Ipad kids probably have it worse. You at least got to experience the 2000s.
>>214414434the moment someone rec's a better alternative i'm outta this shitholei've tried all the big sites and from what i can tell this is just the least bad option for actual conversation
https://youtu.be/yEUgTgOH1Mw?si=Q4jEdaxytsRwd2bePls watch this seanig manchild talk about his year
>>214414483>the moment someone rec's a better alternative i'm outta this shitholeI don't think there anyHonestly I feel like I've had enough internet for one lifetime and I should probably just go outside
>>214414278Did you use your indicator? My wife does that all the time, she'll need to get over but will wait to use her indicator until there's room, then complain that no one is letting her in. Like ya, use your fucking indicator so they know what you're trying to do. Sheesh
>>214414434In my opinion posting quality has gone up since the 'ty won.
>>214414519you dont have a wife
>>214414519it's called a blinker shithead. and yes of course i used it.
>>214414583i do if you're willing to be my boiwife and get boipreggers so that we can have a boifamily
>>214414604im not gay
>>214414604uwu
>>214414597It's called an indicator. It's called a blinker by ignorant subhuman urbanites
It's actually called a turn signal you dumb chuds
>>214414597>>214414679erm, ackshually, it's called a turn signal
>It's called an indicator. It's called a blinker by ignorant subhuman urbanites
one of my buddies married a fat jobless sow and spends most of his money just helping keep a roof over her head. i'd rather die a virgin hermit than deal with that shit
business idea: penis signal. you use your erect penis to indicate the direction you want to turn
>>214414723Turn signal is also acceptable. In no official literature is it referred to as a "blinker" because that's low IQ shit, like calling the remote a clicker or starting a sentance with "how come"
I wish subhuman city slickers would stop moving to my state then whine about the lack of diversity and how ignorant the locals are
>>214414827>sentanceopinion discarded.
>>214414679>It's called an indicator. is that what they teach in ESL class?
why is it so hot?
>younger brother getting married>dad says he can't believe I'm still a virgin
>>214414996why are you a virgin?
>>214415022I'm unattractive and introverted
>>214415052did you try?
>>214415070NopeNever asked a girl out
>>214414915Idk, they probably teach them vernacular in those classes. Blinker is just an informal word for indicator or turn signal that came into parlance thanks to people that didn't know what they were actually called
>>214415090why? you afraid she will reject you?
>>214415109Not necessarily rejection per se but I feel like it would be a waste of time with no upside
might apply for an overnight stocking job at target
>>214415133okay so you have never asked a girl out but also somehow come to the conclusion dating is a time sink? sounds ridiculous
>>214415181Why would that be surprisingI saw how my uncles and dad were treated growing up
>>214415220doesnt imply you cant find a good woman out there. you have the power of choice. make the right choice.
>>214415133from your post, it sounds like you're upset with your dad for calling you a virgin. if dating fixes that, then it won't be a waste of time. unless you're not actually upset at being a virgin, you're just upset at your dad calling you one, in which case you need to tell your dad to fuck off and mind his own business.
Took a shit that made my asshole hurt
sometimes if i take a REALLY huge shit it gives my this "minty cold" sensation in my asshole.
I’m 24 and 3 years later I’m still not over my ex. That breakup completely destroyed me. Even now I still feel like she’s the only one I will ever really love in my life despite how much she destroyed me for her own selfish reasons. The prospect of getting in a new relationship doesn’t even interest me anymore. I go through dating apps all the time and half the time I’ll just ignore matches because they aren’t her. And the other half I’ll talk to for maybe a day before ghosting. I just feel absolutely nothing for any girls.Should I just end it
niggas will really do anything other than go to therapyjfc these posts
how to get yehaw cowgirl gf amerifrens?
>>214415353she is your first love?
>>21441535336, been 10 years for me and still hurts. But you get over it eventually. At least you don't have children to further complicate things. It was around 4 or 5 years before I started feeling normal about relationships again
>>214415161if you have a good crew it can be fun, but some overnight workers try to overcompensate by loading up on red bull and they never stop talking.
>>214415391Go to a university town in some state like wyoming, arizona or maybe even new mexico.
>>214415391thought the guns were Jewish hair curls from the thumbnail kek
it's ready
I have a crush on a girl who was in the idf
>>214415711We have an annual greek festival in my town and they always have these. Forgot what they're called though
>>214415741have you met her in person?
>>214415751
>>214415768Yeah she is in one of my classes
i am evil. everyone hates me
>>214401853hi there are dogshit posts happening in /brit/ with a little wigger shitting up the thread. do your job and get it sorted yeah thanks bye. going before the gaslighting - do your job for 10 minutes and get off Discord with the kittens you fat fucking retard
>>214415711looks kinda like baklava
>>214415971It's made with the same phyllo dough sheets.
WE'RE THE KINGS OF IT ALLTHE DAY WE WERE BORNWE ARE THE KINGS OF THE KILBURN HIGH
>>214415837OK so shut up and keep to yourself. nobody cares
worked one day at a job and i've been sick for a week. finally getting over it. i think they poisoned me with the plague
SURE WE'LL ALWAYS TAKE A DROP AND WE'LL NEVER LEAVE A SUPYOUR EMPTY GLASS IT BUT A TEAR FILLED EYEWE ARE THE KING OF THE KILBURN HIGH
Have to ride my bike to work today, but I'm worried the drunk retards will kill me on my way home.
>>214416312So you should get drunk too before you go home, that should level the playing field
If everybody's drunk, no one is drunk
>>214416426what if im not drunk but my penis is drunk?
Pro life? Pro choice? All I know is pro lapse
or you might want a slice with only cheese
>>214416482did you bake a few with only semen?
>>214415935>>214416133
>>214416505it was in the batter, 1 month no fap load
>>214413601Okay this is epic
>>214416558who's the lucky person to eat that batch?
>>214416580My neighbour.
>>214415469I just need money desu fun would be a bonusfigure the overnight shift would be more bearable just cuz no customers
>>214416706aw shit, it's blurry
>>214415741I’d much rather have a crush on a girl associated with the Waffen SS
>>214416779I’ve dated two different girls who had SS grandfathers :^)
HOLY SHITBALLS IT'S SEPTEMBER
>>214416858September will bring me a gf
>>214416858DO YOU REMEMBAH WHEN IT WAS LIKE SEPTEMBAH
>>2144168583 months until christmas yaaaayyyy
>>214416914well it's 4 technically.
if I don't get a job this month I will be homeless in the near future
>>214416946
>>214416955you're cooked
>>214415741I have a crush on a Latinaaaa and I'm going to ask her out when I see her on Wednesday
>>214416955Jobs don't exist.
>>214417007good luck
>>214416955Better a blowjob than no job, as they say
>>214416955the job market is cooked
Would you buy this 8 picture photo set
cum con sex
onnat car
>>214417007el basado much grande
>>214417029Thanks It's okay if she says no because then I won't have to cancel the 3 week solo backpacking euro trip I had planned for next summer
Blessed are those who are cooked for they shall cook
>>214416831Had this chudcel coworker whose grandparents were from Silesia so I kept mocking him that he’s a Pole and he always chudseethed and said how he’s 100% German because his grandfather was SS lolIn other news I’m having a sudden bout of the ’rrhea again.
Woah I didn't know your cock was out
>>214417186Thank you sir
>>214417217>tf>tp
Sex machine
>>214417081Why pay for anything but sexo?
Sabrina tanked
*looking around*damn yeah I can't find the person who aske
>>214417507>hit me hard and softclassic woman brain
>>214417507No surprise thereShe’s just a cheap whoreEspresso was a TikTok meme but nobody gives a shit about the rest of her songs
I meant to type "asked" there please do not make fun of that
>>214417574Nobody done axe for none
>>214417574Who aske
>>214417609u have no idea what kind of mistake u just made
>>214417556You're just jealous because she mogs you
>>214417652Oh Is that a fact?
labor day is fucking gay because the people who get to take off already get sunday off while toilslaves who work weekends like myself still have to come in and be busier than usual because all of these people with nothing better to do on a monday afternoon
>>214417685I would rather fuck a running nutribullet than her
So why did the bulgarian decide to post here instead of his own general?
>>214417685why they put clown make up on her?
there are people on this planet having sex right now
>>214417775and you will never be one of them.
>>214417741Yep, I am about to go to Trader Joes and buy some food from you. Thank you (no tip)!
>>214417787true that
>>214417752She looks cute
>>214417741>toilslaves who work weekends like myselfwhat do you do?
So hypothetically what happens to Canada when all American company production leaves Canada?
>>214401990Based on the meme, his order is a light snack.
>>214417861retail
Conservative Muslims be like
>>214418001grim
>>214417891It's over
>be driving to work in texASS>run over a pile of sharp rocks >run over a massive pothole>run over roadkill >run over pile of trashYes this actually happened today. Fuck texASS
>>214418054Sketch. I hate driving
>during the Chinese Royal dynasties it was common for male consultants to the emperor to be castrated. This would cause the eunuchs to sometimes uncontrollably pee which meant they would have to put a rag in-between their privates. This caused the rag to stink. Hence why to this day in China and Taiwan the term "stinky eunuch"is considered an insult.
If you don't have kids you're going to know the taste of cat food before you die
>>214418196Supposedly horse food tastes good
>>214418196what if i ended my life early?
The universe reserves all rewards to people who have kids. It reserves no particular reward to people who make sure they're free of hatred
Release the tension in your anus
>Conservative Muslims be like
im shleepy
>>214418196>>214418225you don't have kids yourself
>>214418017Between this and the jewish slave owner what was Lucas' problem?
Who’s the most famous Alaskan besides Sarah palin
>>214418391me!
>>214418391>Most Famous Alaskan>While Sarah Palin is widely recognized as one of the most famous Alaskans, other notable figures from the state include the Kilcher family, known for their reality television show Alaska: The Last Frontier.>Jewel Kilcher, a singer-songwriter, is another prominent Alaskan, having sold over 30 million albums worldwide and being born in Utah but raised in Homer, Alaska.>Other famous individuals from Alaska include Curt Schilling, a former Major League Baseball pitcher, and Jimmy Doolittle, a WWII hero and Medal of Honor recipient who grew up in Nome.>Additionally, Sydney Laurence, an artist who helped define Alaska as the "Last Frontier" through his paintings, is also a significant cultural figure from the state.
>>214418311.
>>214417850 i dont
>>214418388Don't forget jar jar binks lmao
>>214418446Muhammad was definitely a woke libtard. Grooming children, raping children, needs constant praise.
>>214418391Wasnt Bob Ross from Alaska, and painting Alaskan landscapes always
yooo dis niggas name is shleepy? *chuckles**says shleepy in a nasally voice**everyone starts laughing at you**he shows you his phone and your girlfriends number is in it* *you randomly get texted pictures of your mom naked (not even from the guy making fun of you)**you cough and your sleeve has blood on it* *you suddenly get an extremely painful feeling in your appendix**suddenly your arm and chest hurts really bad**you fart really hard and it feels wet**ishowspeed is now standing in front of you, looking in the opposite direction so the camera faces you both, making his characteristic surprised chimp face as he livestreams the moment**someone insists you said the nword at some point 8 years ago and is showing everyone proof*
Average comment section when Canadians see jeets in a video
>>214418311Denounce Mohammed
>>214418480Don't forget the needlessly killing people because they didn't believe what he believed in
>>214418528I denounce Mohammed, Denounce Israel
>>214418527This is the tik tok version of that
>>214418548Why would I denounce our greatest ally?
>>214418548I hate both Israel and Palestine while wishing death upon them. Is that based enough for you?
>>214418527Turdo pushed too hard, like his father did, and we're rejecting their objectives and Made Racism Great Again.
>>214418556This is instagram ;)
>>214418620>we're rejecting their objectives and Made Racism Great AgainIs that what you consider Mark Carney being put in office to be? Lmfao
>>214418657Boomers didn't pay attention, and kept watching the propaganda.
>>214418649I don't remember asking.>>214418678Here comes the cope
>>214418620I think jeets get the worst of it by far
>>214418697What cope? You clearly didn't see the polling.Boomers thought Trump was the biggest concern for them in the election, above literally everything wrong in the country.I'm sorry that you think you get to have an opinion on Canada, without actually knowing anything about Canada.
How does the president of Indonesia make more than the president of the United States?! Lmfao maybe they should unironically Lynch their president
Alcohol saved my life
>>214418777>I'm sorry that you think you get to have an opinion on CanadaYou guys voted the fucker in, we didn't. At that point you just denying the reality of your Canadian situation
>>214418777that guy is obsessed with canadian politics ignore him
>>214418657Carney did have to Crack down on it though, foreign student enrollment in colleges is down like 40% because of permit caps. It's too late anyways thoughever
Why do I obsess over and glorify being with a woman when they could easily ruin my life? What is wrong with me? Is it because I've never had a real relationship?
>>214418855You're literally our neighbor. It's my duty to be informed about the other countries around me as well as my own.
>>214418886rent free
Did you know that in Canada the government covers 30% of the salary for companies if they hire a foreigner over a Canadian citizen?
>>214418929Cucknada
>>214418907Rent free x200 spirit bomb
>>214418929Is that actually true?!
>>214418527They post like this but then vote for Trudeau and Carney
>>214418929Only 10% of a company is allowed to be temporary foreign workers, too much at that
Can't stop thinking about herrrrrIt's not healthy please help
Was this a humiliation ritual? Will Carney do the same to appease his overlords?
I swear it's impossible to get perfect golden brown pancakes
>>214419009No
>>214419068who
If you think about it America and Canada are pretty similar
>>214419112wdym? just use a non-stick pan
>>214419146I do
>>214419173what's the issue then? is the pancake creating too many bubbles or something?
>>214419139*Spits*
this thread has been alive for 11 hours
>>214419139Canadians haaate America
>>214419229Last night the thread split 3 ways and the general died for like 4 hours
>>214419139Canada is gay thougheverbeit
America invented the pride parades
>>214419232The feeling is mutual
>>214418876being with someone you love is good for you
>>214419286Americans think every other country is gay.But the gayest places in the world are also in the US and US led the whole gay scene and gay rights movement and all that shit.
new>>214419356>>214419356>>214419356
>>214419346Actually all that stuff started in Europe unironicallyT.gay
