koturday editionold >>214401853
I wanna get a kitty
>>214419356That looks like my cat but my cat isn’t as swarthy
It's cool and rainyMaking butter buns and a beef stew
>>214419381Could be. But homos in Europe keep it on the down low. It's not very in your face, even in the gayest places like Berlin.
>>214419458KITTIN!
>>214419433The strong government of Canada ladies and gentlemen
>>214419463post pic
The first Pride parades took place on June 28, 1970, in New York City, Los Angeles, and Chicago, marking the one-year anniversary of the Stonewall Uprising. While other cities also held marches, including smaller events in San Francisco, the New York City event, known as Christopher Street Liberation Day, was the largest. These marches were protests for LGBTQ+ rights and to commemorate the Stonewall riots, a key turning point in the gay rights movement.
I don’t care for animal pictures
>>214419463>Making butter buns and a beef stewcomfy vibes
>>214419468Oje, Malta comme staje, tuttapost?
>>214419551doing very well, Napoli-Sardo friend
>>214419468>But homos in Europe keep it on the down low.That statement is not coherent if we are judging it within the confines of reality
>>214419639It depends on the country
orange man is dying
>>214419703
>>214419468I saw several pairs of men holding hands in Amsterdam
>>214419468You can't be serious
>>214419691I don't consider most of Eastern Europe as the same Europe as Western Europe. They were barely getting out of the dark ages after World War II.
>>214419732
>>214419490Life is already like that but you have to work to pay for the bugs.
>>214419703If Biden could do it with half of his brain gone, I am confident in Trump's ability to succeed with full coherency
>>214419713Ewwww
You upset redditjeet by insulting his government. He is now having his regularly scheduled meltdown
>>214419493CUMSA? I thought it was USMCA.
>>214419776>full coherencyLMAO
>>214419639I have never witnessed a gay person of any kind, play the victim card in any setting what so ever, in the confines of Europe.The idea that gay/trans/whatever are a minority that needs to be protected and have their rights safeguarded isn't really a thing at all.I mean, they got their gay marriage and adoption stuff and now it's not a thing.
>>214419356
>>214419795Yeah Canadians are delusional they get upset about what country is put first in the organization so since it's a Canadian news organization reporting on it they flip the acronym around
>>214419703>>214419713Bro would rather die than release the Epstein files.
>>214419714Sure, why not? what's your point?I didn't say they hide it.But it's not in your face either.
>>214419873True
>>214419713Old people get bruises easily. This is normal and not a sign of anything. It's because they are on blood thinners.
im sexy
So what happens when Justin Trudeau gets incriminated?
>>214419942He's had it for a long time, he's getting IV infusions of something
It's the /cum/ agreement
>>214419971could also be
>>214419975Ucm*
reading a book
no one cares about epstein anymore bro
Nein ENDE
>>214420031I can't read
>>214420001Muc like the pokemon.
>>214420138The Pikachu agreement
Dad is bringing me a monster energy
Zionussy
>>214420204Vall him gay when you see him. Tell him a stranger from mexico said it to him
>>214420204What flavor nerd?
>You're here foreverSo why are 90% of users zoomers and millennials?
>And God said "let there be guava vice"
This image is perfectionhttps://x.com/maya_shiiny/status/1962468389877653948
Not too fond of Guava
Dschungelurlaub im Britischen Regenwald
>>214420373*Downvotes*
today is not a good day
I grew up reading this shit because my grandmother is from Canada.
Aufhebung
>>214420370Twitter links don't work if you don't have an account
I quite fond of Blue Raspberry flavoured stuff, although Im not sure that's a real fruit
>>214420444use xcancel.com
Der Schieseeater
>>214420474It's a candy flavor so no
>>214420476I'm not going to do that for 4chan posts
owning pets seems like it'd be a real pain in the ass
>>214420444Then get an account you friggin LOSER?!
My friend made this
>>214420579No
1.1 billion dollar Powerball is tonight
I like to listen to creepypastas when I am alone, the house is dark and silent. I don't usually get scared, but sometimes I get the you're not alone feeling.
>>214420295Salted caramel
>>214420612Both lowkey and highkey cringe
George Bush was a cheerleader at Yale. I'm sure he had his bussy stuffed up in the skull and crossbones club.
>>214420638German opinions on things within itself is cringe
>>214420627I won itIt was 250 million after taxt. future me
>>214420675Go play the German lottery
>>214420612Would make for a decent skateboard design
>>214420612why is it so dirtyis that black mold
>>214420627Are you the anon that used to post his lottery habits all the time or some other schmuck
>>214420635*Body shakes* The coffee one right?
>>214420687I play the same numbers twice every weekWednesday and Saturday
>>214420710Yes
Igor won today
>>214420694>>214420694It's just the way it came it's a shitty printing that I bought from Pottery Barn or some something for like $9
>>214420707That’s me I’m winning tonight ya hear
>>214420675i know you're joking but is really is "only" around 300m after federal taxes. could go lower if your state taxes lotto winnings.
>>214420762does she have a cute penis?
It's crazy how women have sexy fleshy bodies designed to receive male peniseskinda hard to wrap the noggin round that
>>214420813It’s 289 million in my state Not that it really matters, wtf am I gonna do with 100 million? Let alone 289 million
Sometimes after I blow my nose, I feel a pressure inside my sinuses. After a few seconds, I feel a pop and hear a "hiss", and the pressure goes away. This never happened before I started living at high altitude.
>>214420824You are a creep. Stop posting.
>>214420824my noggin can take the day off
>>214420547it can be a life-ruining nightmare
Parents are finally kicking me off the verizon phone plan. Trying to find out what the actual price of any of these plans are has given me AID. Fucking shit, ads within promotions within ads. What is the cheapest option for unlimited everything? Also is this second tier connection shit with Visible actually matter?
Is there some kind of sports all game today? I've seen a bunch of people drive by with football team flags and shit
I like watching MMA ngl I feel bad for the guys getting CTE though
>>214420927get mint
>>214420913Hey pretty lady ...
>>214420927I heard total has good deals. My buddy got a good deal on an unlimited plan recently
They kicked me off the phone plan. I kicked them out of life.
>>214420824Women have literal bags of milk on their chest that grow during adolescense designed to feed their children milkWho TF makes this shit up?
When we grew up and went to school there were certain teachers who would hurt the children anyway they could
>>214421082God almighty
fat people can't cross their arms, i just noticed. they just sort of tuck their hands into their armpits haha
is it weird that i pluck my eyebrows
>>214421127God almighty is a fricking perv
>women hate sex and being sexualized by men! I should know, I'm a 6' 0" woman with a penis, and women really appreciate it when I mimic them. lol
>>214421178No
>>214421198If my daughter posted for a picture like this, regardless of the man’s race. I would instantly disown her
>>214421198Who are you quoting
im 30 and still on my parents phone plan despite having my own house and living a state away.they never bring it up so im just not gonna question it
My libtard cuck coworker was making some shitty comment about how "we better get used to AI doing our work" and I said "yeah can't wait for predictive policing too" and he just made a dumb face and looked back at his computer.
Is it weird that I pluck my elbows
>>214421237Be prepared to disown your daughter
>>214421237Erm why ... do you want to fuck your daughter?
>>214421178Are you of the xx chromosomes?
>>214421276It is weird that you have hairy elbows
>>214421299low test
Parentbergs on the phoneberg with the brotherberg loudly discussing politicberg
I have only shaved my pubes once and I instantly regretted it
What if you were 100% hairless
>>214421357I’d be very upset
You can all take turns stepping on me if you want
>>214421357
>>214420927i pay around $70/month for my verizon plan, which is just my phone/data. dunno if it's unlimited but i've never had issues. if price is a concern, listen to the other anon and get mint. you can always change carriers if one doesn't work out.
>>214421246S-sonic?
>>214421082Women have slits between their legs that are designed to receive penises, and which also contain eggs , much similar to a chicken
>Sex with a condom isn't worth it>Sex without a condom isn't worth the risk
Is ass vore ok to post here?
Do you walk this cold world alone?
>>214421464I think so yeah
>>214421357i'm a chinlet so i'd be sad about not being able to have a beard but aside from that i wouldn't mind.my position with most lookism is that i'd rather do the best that i can with what i've been given rather than stress about not being dealt a better hand.
>>214421473I spent the last few days hiking in the mountains aloneWas nice
>>214421473https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/159113/the-wanderer-636eba2a8c60b
>>214421473no, i'm with 8 billion of my best friends
>>214421533Beautiful pic. Did you camp outside?
wasted the 3 day weekend on 4chan award
its raining cumbums
>>214421583I planned on tenting it but there was a nice lean to on the lake i stayed in. Ended up going on the lake on this bad boy and it was terrifying with the winds lol
>>214421650You should really have someone with you in case you get into trouble, but looks like a lot of fun.
>the beloved NYT Mini Crossword is no longer free to playAmericans do something
>>214421342And now they're talking about me i can tell because they suddenly switched to talking quietly in hushed voice
>>214421715why would they talk about you?
>>214421707servers aint gonna pay for themselvesbuy an nytimes subscription if you like it that muchmaybe marry it
>>214421501you should do mewing
>>214421353Chads get an egyptian. I'd post my perfectly smooth groin but blue board
>>214421609I’m jelly
>>214421751Chad trims his pubesMetrosexuals and homosexuals get waxes
I think I got chiggers on my penis
>>214421696I kind of rushed into the trip with no planning or experience but it was a great time. The lake was just a little treacherous for an inflatable due to a lot of shallow areas with downed trees and stones. Next time I'll hike further in to the nicer lakes and carry a lighter pack lol. I swear my kit weighed over 70 lbs and it was all uphill.
>>214421739idk, just my suspicion, w hy else would they lower their voices?
>>214421835You have herpes
i shave me pubes clean every sunday
>>214421866How do you avoid ingrown hairs and itching?
>>214421198nothing behind those eyes
I call cows beeves like like a rancher
>>214421841That's got to kill your legs hiking with all that weight on you, but great for making your legs stronger. Do you mind sharing which state you are exploring? The scenery looks like Michigan but I could be wrong there.
How do people have dozens of sexual partners without getting an STD/STI?
>>214421920Phil Hendrie had a gag about beeves
>>214421949Do you not know what a condom is
>>214421848I should have HPV but I dont
>>214421741well maybe they shouldn't waste money on writing articles on why white people are evil and or how israel is entitled one gorillion dollar per each one of the six millions
>>214421835i used to live in an area with lots of chiggers and they were the worst because they're even itchier than mosquito bites and they would usually bite me in my crotch so i couldn't scratch in public
>>214421921I was in new york on the french louie trail. That whole area is really gorgeous.
>>214421817Whatever fag. No hair down there feels great when I'm in chafing carharts for 12 hours a day
>>214421985No one uses a condom for oral or kissing
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>214421410I hate Ryan fagass Reynolds so much I won't get Mint Mobile. Also their marketing resulted in the most opaque pricing of any carrier. I am just going to do the best plan with Visible which is $45 a month. Only limitation is 15mbps with hotspot, which isn't unusable speeds I guess.
>>214422052explain the existence of flavored condoms
>>214422096I can't, it perplexes me. Literally no point in oral with a condom or dental dam
>>214421949virtually every sexually-active person in the world has had HPV at some point, whether they realize it or not.
>>214421707oh damn archive.is doesnt even work. Guess media is finally catching up to that trick
Which one are you?
>>214422160todd bonzalez
>>214422113i know but durex makes flavored condomshttps://www.durexusa.com/products/durex-condom-tropical-natural-latex-condoms>Durex Tropical flavored lubricated latex condoms prove that variety is the spice of life, featuring an exciting mix of tropical orange, banana and strawberry fruit flavors
>>214422160Mike Truk
I need to talk to an RN
>>214422160Mario Mcrlwain
>>214422290whats that?
>>214422308Real Nigger
>>214422308The tier below a nurse
>>214422308registered nurse
Politics be like a religion for some folks
>>214422308Resident nurse, a nurse in graining
>>214422290I’m a real nigga what’s wrong
>>214422326>>214422338>>214422350You're all wrong he meant this>>214422319
>>214422381okay
24 hour ban done
Let love into your hearts
N
O
>>214422496bully anon!
I
>>214422525You're cringe
>>214422525You’re based
>>214422536okay
I shit poo poo out my ass I do this every day
>>214422624Pretty girls do this too
>>214422557Are you having a good day
Pretty girls make graves
Let’s rape Africa
"floyd" is the gayest male first name.
https://youtu.be/1V8DQRyL8NA?feature=shared
>>214422859Pagan larp? Those bitches are fuckin sexy
that's like 24 boobs right there
>>214422748OH REALLY
>>214422787Stefan
>>214422787Gaylord is a real name
>>214422859I'm so fucking LONELY I'm going insane
>>214422859Gonna need a closeup on the redhead
>>214422706Proof?
>>214422965You gotta start a cult bro
>>214422760I bless the raapes down in Africa Gonna take some time and do the rapes we never got to Duh duh da duh duh
Women who are outwardly neo-nazi are almost always neurotic cunts
Women will basically be as whorish as they can get away with, if it was up to them they be spread eagle their pussies naked on the street
>>214422991I have zero charisma
>>214422160stomach hurt for a moment there was one that was almost like my brother in law's
>>214423052And men wouldn't be on only fans or doing shirtless twitch streams if bitches would send them money for it?
If I get this job tomorrow /cum/ can choose a tattoo for me to get
>>214423108I know I would
>>214423052Women be whores but they be anti whores too. They gatekeep their pussy pussies but want dicks too Madonna whore thing and all that
>>214423150No you wouldn't, you wouldn't even show your dick for a gift card
Been procrastinating on a task that would take like 20 minutes to complete all day. What is wrong with me
I can't get this woman off my mindI can't wait until Wednesday to see her, it's too longPlease help she is occupying my head rent free, every second thought is about her. I don't even know if she likes me for sure yet HELP
>>214423253Just fucking do it right now
>>214423253Do it right now you hoe ass nigga
Reminder that Calipoornians are Louisiana tier retarded
>>214423253Don't do it, those other guys are trying to trick you
come to finland to live with me cum anon
>>214423324What's in it for me?
>>214423187Yea to a homo on the internet not a girl
>>214422737for the most part, yes.
>>214422748Pretty grills make grease
>>214423352You're a good little Catholic boy larping as a degenerate
>>214423372is he the best song writer?
>>214423413No he's not
>>214423341money for and nothing and chicks for free
Drank an entire monster energy in one gulp
>>214423423shocking statement coming from you specifically
Our civilization is going to shit unironicallyIt's been 20 years of no consequences for anything at public schoolsYou could try Singapore-style public floggings for this kind of thing but good luck because it's all of themBuy a suburban house and keep yourself safe. It's generational now. No fast fixes for this. The Person/Hog ratio is 20/80 and the cities will be covered in trash for the rest of your life
Seriously considering about getting into voodoo these days.
>>214423454I was just thinking that
Is /cum/ really a normie general?It's very slow on this holiday
>>214423582Yes just like it doesn't really pick up after 5pm on weekdays
>>214423582Is labor day even associated with partying?
need gf
>>214423582this has been said before but no there are plenty of incels and neets here dont you worry
>jlaw nudes dropped 11 years ago todaytime is starting to really fuck with my head>>>/b/939220623
>>214423637For me, it was the Victoria justice nudes
>>214423614Adapt or die. Simple as. The colored pills are for losers.
>>214423614what's the nearest major city to where you live
I sincerely hope that is not your genuine member
Looks like when you put a weenus in the microwave for too long
>>214423753delet
>>214423448>chicks for freeWoah the govt gibs includes girls?
>>214423299No source given.Why would California be so low if they have most of the tech industry?
>>214423637>fappeningLiterally who even cares about celebrities being naked, the internet is filled with more pornography than anything else and there's a billion girls more attractive than dirty old Jennifer Lawrence.Never understood the obsession with seeing a celebrity naked.
Stop replying to fk
>>214423448CUSTOM KITCHEN DELIVERAY!
there's a penis museum in reykjavik
stop posting dicks you stupid faggot
>>214423857>in 2012 a court banned circumcisions nationwidebased actually
>>214423753Why did they start mutilating their penises anyway?
I'm ashamed that other German flags would spam cum with cock pics.I'm so sorry.
>>214423915
I can’t believe it’s the end of the summer so grim i hate fall and winter they are shit for jasonkin that stay inside all day
season affect disorder normies BTFO
>>214423971You are brown.
not gonna click that thumbnail
Fk is finally crashing out
How are you celebrating labour day?
>>214424079by not doing any labor
>>214424079By doing some labour around the house. Moving my weight bench upstairs into my living room and shuffling some stuff around so I can work out more comfortably. Then I will laboriously cook some shrimp and chicken on the BBQ and feast.
>>214424079by not doing any labour
what if beautiful, big-titty, butt-naked women did actually just fell out the sky, now that would be a sight for sore eyes
>>214424048You are gay
gonna take a fat shit boys wish me luck
>>214424123Cloudy with a chance of bitches
>>214424048Happy labor day Jason, God bless you
says a lot about labor when labor day is celebrated by not doing any labor
>>214424135indian coded post
>>214424141Happy labor day, but *chuckles* I need not the blessing of any "God."
labubu day
no one make any posts in /cum/ for exactly one hour challenge
Complain about Donal Trump
>>214424162Do you celebrate christmas by getting crucified?
>>214424246christmas is the birth of jesus, easter is the death and they're not celebrating his death but his resurrection
IM SICK AS A DOG!!!!!!
>>214424288Called it>>214423411
>>214424300vax status?
The wall is Pink Floyd’s best album
>>214424310unvaxxxed, i have diarrhoea..........
>>214424300Lums bra looking ass post
>>214419490I find the idea that we're eventually going to figure out how to replace everyone's jobs with machines. Like, so many years of development to make everyone unemployed instead of making the world more enjoyable, and the end result is that we just kill them.
I AM JUST A NEWBORN
>>214424238?
>>214424380Sorry I was missing a word. I find the idea funny
>>214419490Datura would make it horrifying wouldn't it
>>214424333based, what did you eat?
>>214424288Yes but the reason christians honor those things is because of christs sacrifice o algo
>>214424193You're reading too much Isekai Jason
Christians stole Yule from Europeans.
Lately I have been frequenting bad housesPlaces no respectable man would be seen.I hate myself for my weaknessMy past sickens meI tell myself I will not goEven as I drive there.
>>214424509>>214424509>>214424509
