smeg head edition
>said i musnt' catch feelings for this one friend who i like and gives me a massage every now and then (she has explicitly turned me down when I have asked for more)>dream about cuddling with her last nightffs lads i've fucked it
poo
>>214408465blog on
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754778297099782.mp4
kill everyone twice
destroy the entire planet
just walked past some very loud yanks or pseudoyanks walking very slowly through the pine woodsnot sure how or why they found themselves in north yorkshire but for my money they should fuck off home
rape everyone and leave
cave a niggers cranium in with a ball pein hammer
>>214408465Impossible if she's massaging you and shit, you gotta tell her to cut it out or you'll just fall deeper and deeper into the hole.
rape the moon
recreate fruit ninja but with black nigger body parts
>>214408499and the first thing you do is tell /brip/
>>214408499>North Yorkshirefound ya maggot. I'm coming to kill you, in your house, in North Yorkshire
making sweet love to my own arse down by the fire
rape rorke
*quietly feeds and tends to the umchickens at the back of the thread*
for those about to wank we salute you
*quietly rapes my own arse at the back of the thread*
>>214408517yeah... she's a very touchy feely person especially when we all on drugs but she constantly turns down my attempts to sleep with her while doing this, and even just getting a few lip to lip kisses is hard fucking workcan't keep going like this though catching actual feelings
why does he lie
trying to 100% GTA III but can't be fugged doing the taxi missions at the moment x
>>214408569<( ˶• ◊ •˶ )><( ˶• ◊ •˶ )><( ˶• ◊ •˶ )>
>>214408535He lives in Beverly btw
get rorke raped
worth a go
>>214408599just cheat
bark bark bark x
>>214408592try rape
>>214408615was going to make a stealth account on there but you have to verify your identity
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3:3 >>214408606 :3:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
>>214408499they’re sightseeing all the grumpy little englander peasant folk like yourself
>>214408619I'm an upstanding white gentleman. we don't cheat
>>214408592>she says she's not interested>you get her on drugs and keep trying it on with her until she kisses youthat's literally rape lad
Wank over Daisy Ridley is on the cards.
>>214408665I'd have sex with her
>>214408665uggo
>>214408665I could have had her but I don't shag poshos
any good shows from the UK recently lads? Something like 24 Hours in Police Custody? Love that one x
>>214408679I've been mulling it over and I reckon I would too.But she's married so I'm not sure the Lord would be ok with it.
>>214408704yeah
>love making vids>post them on youtube>my brain barely registers the nice comments>the few negative comments I get wreck my brain and make me scared to ever post anythingThought years of 4chan would steel my mind, but it's different when you've put hours into creating something. >>214408599The taxi missions are so chill, they don't even need to be done all in one go, I believe. Once you've done the ambulance missions you're golden.
https://youtu.be/lz4R4FHFr90&t=2930the cronem have landedthis girl is getting clarted!
>>214408727link your channel don't be gay
raping rorke in home bargains
off to the pube
>>214408718yeah?
>>214408744Shan't, sorry,
>>214408740
>>214408655i dont "get her on drugs" she's more into drugs than me and always brings her own stuff, only thing i ever share directly with her is drinks not even weed.mate as you know with women they often say one thing and act another wayif she is running her hands all over me inside my clothes etc and we are kissing each others necks etc, how can you not expect me to see where else this can go. if/when she says no or something uncomfortable obviously i stop
raping rorke whilst grabbing onto his thin wispy norwood 4
>>214408753I'm not sure. I don't watch tv since it's all woke shite
>>214408704The Office (US version)
>>214408615these niche sites never have any users
>>214408746
>Shan't, sorry,
6 hours at toil, fuck all done
Felt like crying earlier on but I decided to ignore the sad feelings and just get on with what I was doing and now I feel a bit better :)
>>214408727I've done paramedic and vigilante. all I have left to do is taxi, some rampages those fucking gay car checkpoint ones like playground in the park or whatever and some missions. Then I've 100%'d it. On to vice city next
>>214408820When you ask for directions in London
>>214408820didn't need to see that
> Kai Carlo Cenat III (/ˈkaJ sJˈnæt/ KY sin-AT; born December 16, 2001) is an American online streamer, YouTuber, and internet personality who specializes in comedic live streams and videos. As of 2025, he is the most-subscribed Twitch streamer in the world, as well as the third most-followed Twitch streamer with 18.5 million followers. not to be one of those mongs who pretend not to know what a popular thing is but i have genuinely never heard of this guy
>>214408840Would you say it was worth it? I love the feel of Liberty City in 3. That early 2000s aesthetic and vibe. I did the side content for the bonuses like infinite run but didn't bother 100%ing it.
>>214408771stop being a gutless little pansy and just rape her already
Least favourite thing in the world for me?Pacing. People slowly meandering back and forth somewhere in my line of sight.And what do you now, my office has a window that looks over an open study area, and this one pajeet, who always wears the exact same clothes, spends all day, every day, pacing back and forth towards and along my window. It's a joke.Want to tell him to pack it in but reckon I'd get given out to for doing a racism.
>>214408869cant keep up with what the kids are up to forever
>>214408889vile ape
>>214408869there's a group of streamers like him that just appeared out of nowhere in the last few years and are absurdly popularthey're 100% industry plants
>>214408877I dunno if it's worth it. I've been going back and 100%ing all the games I wanted to as a kid but couldn't because I was a shit cunt. i don't have a life so I'd say yeah it's worth it lol
>>214408771You need to tell her to fuck off. She's mucking you around with absolutely no intention of shagging you.
>>214408939i know it's just hard to do when she is such a fun person to be around (and again why does she put out so much but so little at the same time, i've had women suck my cock who seemed to be less into me than she is), i'm also quite an incel so i dont exactly have anyone to replace her withbut yeah it's not sustainable as I said she's even now propping up in my dreams after another weekend spent with us petting each other in the club i just dont know how she can do all this shit and not catch feelings... but then i guess she is a girl and i know for a fact has other keen men about
>>214408910most popular influencers are managed by agencies anyway shouldn't be too surprising
kiss everyone on /brit/
How do I find a british woman who would want to be in this kind of relationship
boring
>>214409013x
>>214409001enjoy your inevitable sexual assault charge
bi /brit/ boys :3
dollymong
>>214409030how?
Biomass bastards
>>214409032
>>214409032Later mate
>>214409013:D
>>214409057explained it to you before pretty sure you're making it all up for attention but try thinking about it for a second
>>214409073fucking delete this i told you not to post it
Anyone else hear that? Sounds like someone raping their own arse off in the distance?
UHHH UHHHH UHHHHH
>>214409092wait a sec, that's rorkes arse
>>214409073animal abuse
>>214409081you have not explained anything
don't become gaynever become gay
Vice City is worth it alone for the sole reason that the mission passed theme is GOATED & SOVL
don't become gaybe cum gay
Reckon we should bring back capital punishment, but only for the following crimes:>High treason>Abandoning one's post during a siege>Dodging the draft during an invasion>Playing music/speaking on the phone on public transport>Littering
It actually works lmao
I'm not gay, but I would let a cute & wholesome tranny suck my willy
>>214409148no way lol
>>214409151reckon that's gayer than bumming him
>>214409148are keir's birthday tomorrow. shall we send him a nice card?
>>214409146Give it long enough then people will eventually add being male and white to this.
>>214409151yeah but then he speaks, or you spot a patch of missed facial hair, or he turns at such an angle that you notice the broadness of his shoulders, or he stands up and has no hips
>>214409186no they won'tbe quiet
>>214409151same but i am gay x
Not gay but I would love to see what sucking an older long veiny cock is like
all faggots should be killed
we smokin penises
>>214409151i actually fit trannies are even harder to pull than womenthey know their valuet. goes to queer clubs
dont like men in a sexual way but am gay
state of twitter. can't even look at some oriental boobies without verifying my age
Top 5 king?
>>214408592I fucking knew it was you you little freak
wtf I’ve got a hard on
I'm gay but I'm not gay
>>214409270same desu
>>214409267name on deegs
>>214409278>>214409148you need to use this license mate
The bradders folder lads
Don't rape women
I'm not gay but yeah I'd really let a bloke in a wig and dress go to town on my shitpipe.
>>214409292whaaaaat?!
>>214409322:D
Do rape rorke
>>214409321
is nepotism legal in the UK? can I get in trouble for hiring my nephew instead of someone more qualified in the limited company that I own?
If you knew there was a 100% chance of getting away with it, would you rape a girl?What about 99% chance?
>>214408765go on ladwe'll be really really nice I promiseI'll even subscribe x
A girl I like posted this about her brothers weddingIs she autistic lads? Like what the fuck hahahaha "happy tears obviously" as if that needed to be stated
>>214409322If they didn't want raped then why do they dress like they do?
>>214409379>is nepotism legal in the UK?howling
>>214409368is this berg meowing or hissing
Getting real sick of this old hag she will never be a real rorkette
>>214409321>phoneposting
>>214409379>is nepotism legal in the UK?yeah go for it>can I get in trouble for hiring my nephew instead of someone more qualified in the limited company that I own?nah go for it
>>214409398fugggg forgot screenshot
convinced women aren't real
>>214409379if it was illegal most of this country would be locked up
>>214409398>>214409415possibly yeahI'm autistic and I'm extremely careful and deliberate with my word choice and overexplain everything in text because I really hate being misinterpreted
>>214409380don't even think i could get an erection for raping im a lover not a fighter
>>214409379nepotism is mandatorygot in trouble with an aunt for writing up a cousin of mine once
>>214409415boring bastard sybau
>>214409321you're missing the best one
>>214409379>can I get in trouble for hiring my nephew instead of someone more qualified in the limited company that I own?Hello mate could you hire me instead?
dark macadamia season
>>214409379>>214409415>>214409445I'm the same, always ramble on like that to make it clear
Right…Whatever that means…
eating sweets and chocolate with a nicotine pouch in
Grape Rorke
>>214409415could just be a joke stating the obvious for humorous purposes but its not funny because shes a woman
>>214409403meowing I hinkif he were hissing his ears would be back
fit new hire (female) reacts with laughs or hearts to every light-hearted thing I say on teams ladsbig ego boost right there
kek based
>>214409578>incel mistakes corporate politeness for attractiontale as old as time
>>214409379tbqh I wish our society included more people with second thoughts like this
>>214409578get her shagged
>>214409148I've got one of these
>>214409615are we supposed to know what this is?
time to do some toil
>>214409379Nepotism is the norm literally everywhere and always has been
drinking pva glue
>>214409514not allowed to do that mate it says so on the tub
>>214409578you should tell her that IT can see all of her reactions to your messages in audit filesthat would really impress her, and also highlight how compassionate you are for being concerned for her privacy
lubing up the traffic cone
>>214409507What is means is that all of Britain has had wogs and pakis forced into their communities x
rubbing pva glue into my nob
>>214409619I'm not going to do anything just enjoying the validationmanagerberg can't tell me I'm doing a good job anymore because she's on garden leave being investigated for defrauding the company lmao
>>214409615I wouldn’t be laughing. Your lot are at the top of the charts for foreign rapists here>>214409645Earthquake in Afghanistan I imagine
>>214409507Quite straightforward
up at 2am feeling sorry for myself missing me ex on a week night while soundly sleeps in another mans arm probably hasn't thought about me at all, and I am nearly 30.
>>214409689corr
catherine tate sex arse if i'm being brutally honest
Dunno what trousers to buy
>>214409688Simply not true though>>214409715Go on?
>>214409402>>214409656>>214409413>>214409435not right is it?
>>214409713Pakis and Indians aren't the same>>214409645Afghanis dying
There must be a way to kill myself peacefully But how
anyone ever been ghosted by an employer after the interview?
right, missed key words in last post. might cry this point
>>214409741>Simply not true thoughWhich part of Britain didn't have wogs and pakis forced on it?
>>214409763I’m talking about Indians
>>214409816give them death penalty like I care
was looking at my school leavers' photo and we only had one brown
Day 1 of neetdomFirst time doing fuck all in 2 years. Feels weird.
>>214409767not after an interview that's very rude. unless you got your willy out or something
haha funny magpie outside
>>214409837What happened lad?
>>214409836we had 2 in our school
>>214409836we had one paki (3rd generation born here), one african (born in london i think) and like 5 polesAll the rest of the 120 or so were white Scottish
>>214409741I don't remember the last time I visited somewhere and didn't see wogs or pakis
>>214409836I had one half-German in my class
th play
>>214409836I had one in my year but he was born here
>>214409836loads in mine but this was a Catholic school in London
>>214409749not lad it not rightbut this world not right sometime
>>214409862finished my contract innitwas an apprentice and the company that trained me don’t take apprentices on after they finish because they’re tight fisted bastards so now I’m on the job hunt. got an interview on wednesday though
>>214409912Ahh. Best of luck mate
>>214409840well its been 5 daysI might have been a bit rude, I'm autistic so it's hard to sayshould I email?
>>214409931thank you xxx
>>214409939Phonecall would be better. They can ignore the e-mail
>>214409777Where I live
>>214409939Face-to-face would be better. Can't get your willy out on an e-mail.
>>214409966But do you think I should wait longer? Because my mum said to give it a week
>>214409939>>214409991i've had them take a week or more to reply before and they said no lol so best not just sit around waiting
internet
>>214409939e-mail with willy pic attachedphone call telling them about your willyface to face and show them your willy
>>214409912>spend two years training and investing in someone from zero>refuse to take them on afterwardsWhat sort of retarded business model is this? Or is it you can learn the stuff quickly and then you're stuck on an apprentice wage?
I wouldn't have a job if it wasn't for nepotism. I would be homeless or dead if it wasn't for nepotism.
>>214410060ktim
>>214409983>>214410049And should I be erect or flaccid? My mum said I should show they everything I've got.
>>214410033There are clearly rods going through the cups. Yes I'm Sherlock Holmes
luv u more den curried goat x
>>214409840I once had a company ghost me after giving me a verbal job offer lolThis was after 3 stages of interview
>>214410059they had a partnership with my council where they take lads from the area and the government gives them moneydon’t care about them as long as i get qualified, its done through an apprenticeship agency
>>214410094Did you reach out to them by phone, or perhaps email them a picture of your willy?
Dear Sir/Madam/non-binary employee,Hope you're well.I just wanted to follow up on my interview earlier this week, as I've yet to receive any correspondence and would like to confirm you have my correct details.Please find attached a photo of my willy, for your persual, and do let me know if you would like to arrange a follow-up face-to-willy meeting.Eternally yours,Anon
dadberg insisting he wants to go to the tommy robinson cringe parade
>>214410131
>>214410131Cheers mate I think this will work. I'll get my mum to have a look over it and then send it off.
Keep on thinking about dating and starting a family and all that but then I remember that I'll remain an incel freak and my kids will probably hate me.
>>214410086fully erect, your nobhead should be crimson red from the tight string tied around the base
>>214410133howlinghow old is he
>>21441016472
>>21441016437
>>214410155I'm not sure my mum would like that!
I'm a 24 year old virgin
>>21441016460ish
>>21441016427
What is his plan?
>>21441016428 this December
>>214410192statemust be utterly grim to have a parent that's been consumed by faceberg
>>214410191me but 35
20 year old virgin
Genuinely don't understand how anyone takes Tommy Robinson seriously when his only issue with immigrants is that some of them are Muslim. He's said he's fine with Indians but not Pakis, cause they're Muslim, but they're the same race aren't they? What difference does it make?
60ish year old virgin
can remember being embarrassed as a 19 year old virgin till my mate got his birds friend to give me a pity shag
>>214410281>nooo the incorrigible racist gammonpope isn't as racist as I amdiddums
>>214410281reminds me of when farage said we should leave the eu so we could get more commonwealth i.e. indian migrants in instead like wtf bro
>>214410281because ethnic nationalism is beyond the pale in current discourse so he has to rant and rave about “muh muslim and our values”
>>214410281cultural difference obviously sikhs are bro-tier
Lost my virginity in the year 201BC
>>214410311You're gonna pass on the favour and arrange a pity shag for me, yeah?
>>214410281muslims are inherently bad
>>214410332howling
>>214410311unimaginably neurotypical sequence of events
>>214410333Didn't a Sikh just run over a bunch of people in Canada?
>>214410346...yh
pity raping rorkes arse
a Sikh has never stood at a street corner shouting l'm going to hell and trying to convert people so l appreciate them
Right, that's it. No more fapping until Wednesday, so I can do a good cum tribute.But who to tribute?
>>214410377Cheers mate. My postcode is SW1A 1AA, so send her round around 1 pm tomorrow.
>>214410401mikey
>>214410387so u dont like christians either...?
>>214410333this is deep seated propaganda from the 19th century since the Sikhs didn't take part in the Sepoy mutiny
>>214410387neither do jews or hindus, pagchod
>>214409148Just tried it can confirm
>>214410410She's a fat munter with kids now. You sure?
>>214410428thisSikhs were the biggest bootlickers of the crown
>>214410442No worries mate. Beggars can't be choosy.
shrill green bird
Making people up in my head and then getting angry about what they say
one in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
Can you believe this entirely fictional person in my mind thinks that Friesland is an independent country hahahaha
Saw a vid of a lad getting standing up on a busy train and shouting to everyone about sin and god etc made me think what would rorke do in that situation
>>214410411Reckon it'll actually end up being our Dais.
>>214410513Clap and shout "too bloody right!"
>>214410513probably suck his cock since rorke is a gay bender poof
>>214410513Saw a vid of a lad getting busy on a train
buying illegal ids to verify on porn siteseach one, another kid savedsometimes you have to break the law to save a life
>>214410461explain what the sikh gentleman is saying in this imaget. knows nothing about the subcontinent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaica
the rorke revolution has begun
a hand on the bush is worth two on the bird
council estate slags must be stopped
>>214410584Me, leftypol, still living in a conservative seat
>>214410584Still holding fast in a LIb Dem safe seat. Nyeh, heh heh, hmm... heh.
watching The Royle Family
>>214407170why mate
>>214410614corrr
>>214410614that's two pints
>>214410614>poor people lol
>>214410614I absolutely empirically definitely NEED a sheridan smith gf otherwise i will perish
>>214410619good throaty phallic green things for you to munch onsimple as that really
>>214410584Always love seeing the one black seat on these maps, reminding me that the people living in that part have absolutely ZERO input into elections HAHAHAHALET'S ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT CHORLEY LMAO
>>214410619gherkin and other pickle juices are good for you, same as leftover juice from sauerkrautsalty and briny, good for gut bacteria and full of electrolytes
>>214410584Hate to disappoint but a Reform-only government is probably never happening. They're probably hoping for a hung parliament so they can enter into a coalition with the Tories and then merge with them later. Reform are already quite moderate but they'll be basically just Cameronite Tories by 2030.
>>214410622>>214410641
>>214410637this but unironically
imagine not being hyper charismaticngmi bros
>>214410664that's still two pints
>>214410658reform will get the majority of votes but as you say will not control parliament rorke will use this as justification to start a civil war
>>214410664spaffing
>>214410700
>>214410689I'm too lazy
>>214410750too lazy for popular sex? #doubt
>>214410689I have charisma, but only when I know what I'm talking about (like politics)i just can't relate to most normie things
one thing I realised recently is that to get shagged you just need to be normal
>>214410727there you go
>>214410772>I have charisma, but only when I know what I'm talking about (like politics)whining about foreigners and jews at the dinner table does not make you charismatic, rorke
>>214410786that's me unshagged then
>>214410772>politicsthat is a nomrie thing
>>214410664Corrrrr
taken to pronounce ngmi as "nigg'em"in my head of course wouldn't want to be seen as antisocial
>>214410820it’s nigmy
>>214410807What am I supposed to talk about?Most normies talk about the last girl they shagged
might just become an ESL teacher and go live in china. loser job sure but at least i’d live in a proper country and not this shithole
>>214410820>in my head of coursereally? I read every post on this general aloud.
>>214406377>>214406377
>>214410863i used to do this when i was 13 on 4chanodd little lad
>>214410862Might move to China.
>>214410916>>214410916
>>214410892that's me, as it were, done
>>214410854consider getting some girls shagged
