Asian chick's tits (Sydney) edition
That's today's wank sorted
poo arse
>said i musnt' catch feelings for this one friend who i like and gives me a massage every now and then (she has explicitly turned me down when I have asked for more)>dream about cuddling with her last nightffs lads i've fucked it
ausrorke's had his little melty parade now and achieved exactly as their melty parades always do (nothing (zero (nil))), if anything only served to out themselves as dysgenic freaks as perthis after labor's landslide win barely 3 months agowhat on earth was he thinking
>>214410953It's over!
>said i musnt' catch feelings for this one friend who i like and gives me a massage every now and then (she has explicitly turned me down when I have asked for more)>dream about cuddling with her last night>get a text from her this morning>you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you againfucking hell lads what is wrong with me
how do I shoot ropes of cum and not just dribble??
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756572699094518.mp4
What's the best AI chatbot for an AI gf?
>>214410997https://www.catholic.com/ai
>>214410993eat healthier and exercise
>>214410553he's saying that's he's not a Hindu even though Sikhism started as another form of HinduismClaiming that he's monotheist and he's bro-tier>we saved hindus>we will rule>we are lions>you're a bird I'm a hawk>I alone can fight 125,000 men>tunak tunak tun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viMEhOWcxd0
>>214411030lol been doing that since I was a kid mate
UFFFFFFFFF
how the fuck did I get a warning for saying I "reported" the my little pony post when I didn't even report it. I lied. Doesn't jannoid get a list of what's reported? what a fucking IDIOT
>>214411032I'm a bird and you're a hawk too, huh?
>>214410977Love it when redditpol has to dance around just saying "jeets" cause they'll lose some updoots.
>>214411058He picks and chooses who to report based on his own personal feelings sweaty x
>>214411063lots of mediterraneans still do that
>>214411063I had to do that in south america desu
>>214411100How many Greeks are taking MSc courses in Edinburgh these days you reckon?
What trousers are acceptable for a white man in his late 20s
>>214411100mediterraneans are half brown themselves
>>214410977its a woman as well her her bin raked
>>214411100It's not the 2000's anymore lad
>>214411085I'll rip his scrotum off
>>214411135it's all greek to me
Mental how the entire 80s aesthetic was created by the English but we never get any of the credit
>>214411137baggy jeans from primark
>>214411144Deadline day for the Katys?
>>214411144football is so shite these daysjust full of africans, corporatised and now they’re even introducing yank style VAR ref reviewsscottish football while objectively shite quality still has sovl
>>214411177It's always some retard filming these
>>214411032>indo-abrahamiceh?
>americans call regular salt 'kosher' saltIt really is that bad huh
Postie outside furiously scraping at my post box like a furious rodent creature
>>214411049i think there was a guide somewhere about using zinc supplements or something but i can't remember. pineapple makes it taste nicer apparently if that is of interest to you
>>214411058I got a 3 day for off topic posting (the whole thread is off topic) suspiciously after i merked some gay loserjanny posts here and does not like being on the receiving end of bants
>>214411212Always wondered what they meant when they said this
>>214411207they are kinda dumbthey have paler skin than the average Indian but they are the African-Americans of the Indian subcontinent
>>214410977That's rorke done
>>214411212>'kosher' saltthe feeling you get after being circumcised at birth haha
>>214411240it's "koshering" salt, because it's supposed to remove the "blood" from the meat
Spiritually l am lndian
>>214411265your mum unkoshers my dick then
3 pm x
>>214411212No they don't
>>214411032these jeetniggers ruined the entire eporner algorithm
>>214411276what kind of salt does she use
For anyone concerned about me getting ghosted after my interview, they've just called me and told me I'm invited for another interview.No need to send them my willy or anything!Maybe they saw my post?
>>214411271spiritually I'm whitegrew up watching English movies and listening to English songshate bollywood
>>214411290jeffrey epsom
>>214411261Reckon thats illegal
>>214411281It's still the summer holidays crodie. We need to wait another week for the 3 pm katies.
>>>/fit/76575032
The more you know!
ghetto gaggers or cumbang?
>>214411324Schools start tomorrow round my ends actually, you'll find it varies across the country x
>>214411204Lol
really makes you think doesn't it
>>214411346>knowing that'
>>214411261Incitement to biological terrorism
eating horse beans
>>214411342that salt had it's throat slit and all the blood drained out of it. sad!
>>214411346Not in central London boss
it's a 3 day weekend for me
>>214411360I'm the current Education Secretary actually, pic related
>>214411342Marco Pierre White uses crystal salt to finish off his dishes.
>>214411391Big fan, didn't know you posted here x
>>214411401HE STOLE GORDON RAMSEYS CONTACT BOOOK AAAAAAH
I'm part of the Biggleswade massiv and I will bang you out for getting lippy
>>214411401Yes that's what bigger flakes are best suited to
perusing /tv/ and it's mental how angry people can get over children's media
>>214411421Dont come round Henlow
>>214411324i couldn't wait crodie
time my shopping trips so i drive past the front of the local high school around 3pm
>>214411421im a man of the levenshulme gang we don't fuck abouttell em ginger kev
>>214411265Meat doesn't have blood though
>>214411298Congrats la
Football has always been shite
>>214411479If meat doesn't have blood then it's necrotic
The Scottish league is still soulful
>>214411479that's still why they call it that
>>214411479>>214411514>>214411521baffling posts
women are slaves to their lady parts
anyone else a wankpuffin
>>214411567All women are mentally ill
>>214411521Your mum's horrid minge is necrotic
bellend is chapped again
>>214411509Cheers, means a lot
>>214411410Well now you know :) And if there are any posts you see in the future which have an odd level of knowledge about schools, just remember that it comes from me, Bridget Phillipson, the current Education Secretary
>>214411567this is your sign to hop on roids
>>214411567penises are superior to vaginas just like breasts are superior to flat chestsjust how it isnot about sexuality just about truth
in the German thread laughing at frogs
>>214411576more of a cockwomble, me
>>214411603haha do you ever cronem post love x
>>214411607
I looked at her breasts Go make us a cup of tea Ant'ny!
>>214410977do britishers really?
>>214411629id like to learn german but dont know howduolingo just keeps you at beginner word level
>>214411607why did she speak french?
>>214411624bender
>>214411657that's two pints again
>>214411663Find an in-person course
>>214411663>id like to learn german but dont know howbuild a time machine and save hitler
rorke family outing
>>214411679projkect on
Why is everyone one suddenly discussing ovulation on social media?
always really want to watch the simpsons again cause so many fond memories and that and people go on endlessly about how it's hilarious stillbut then i sit down and watch it, even the "golden seasons", and quickly realise it's really still just a kids show and not that deep or funny
>>214411663Busuu
>>214411709just imagine some jeet truck driver passing bycorrwhole bloodline ended in an instant
>>214411721the internet has connected all women and their cycles are syncing up
>>214411663I learnt it at school and uni
>>214411709guarantee it was a black guy recording because the concept of family activities is alien and "corny" to him
>>214411771It is a weird sight mate
>>214411758literally true of any people-carrier car
bloody hell what an embarassment
>>214411728
>>214411709leftypol's family outing doesn't exist because his whole relationship with his parents is dysfunctional
>>214411663Start by learning basic vocab and grammar rules, then read books and watch movies or shows for early teens. You'll naturally learn new words and grammar rules, and you'll eventually be able to go onto higher level books and movies
>>214411808>apehoopoh my allah who gives a FUCK
>>214410916Oh my days
>>214411808vocaroo yourself saying this
My learn German so I can understand German
>>214411808>88-40what kind of match do they score 120 goals in lolthat's more than one a minute
>>214411834the 3 best players in the world are european mate
did the man dunk the ball did he:) :)
>>214411261who's rorke?
ffs i can still taste her lips 2 days oni cant get her out of my head atmFUCK
>>214411931me
>>214411931he lurks around here sometimes
>>214411940went round your nans on saturday was it?
>>214411732this might be the onesame globohomo upsell interstitials as duo but there's some new phrases i don't know
>boot up Minecraft>look upon the large area of land I've cleared for building>have no idea what to build or where to start>close Minecraft
>>214411940it's alright mate you'll see her at school soon(i'm implying you're a child because your post reminds me of facebook statuses from my teen years)
what is the correct way to shave pubes? If I do it in shower it just clogs the plug
>>214411961Yeah or just get real language lessons instead of pretending to want to learn german
>>214411898of course they arewe are the best, after all
>>214410892
>>214411898one of those guys isnt
>>214411998no, i'll keep pretending, thanks
>>214411961If you just pay for it it's pretty goodEven let's you get supposedly accredited certifications but I doubt they're actually worth anything
>>214411997Do it in bed
>>214411992i am in my 30s but i have the sexual (in)experience of an early teen
>>214411990this layout mogs modern stuff tbf
posted up in my evil little incel gooning lair
>>214412031bet you do you dirty nonce
weed makes your willy bigger
Project Have Sex With An Adult Woman 2025 has been postponed indefinitely
steam deck, thoughts? I don't have any video machine at the moment.
fucking neighbours dog moaning at 1:00am. finna kill that lil poochy ahh
>>214412061how come?
>>214411945>>214411952that doesn't explain it
>>214412061hope it hasn't been substituted for something else
>>214412091>fucking neighbours dog moaningum
>>214411855https://vocaroo.com/1nn9dKdCPvOR
>>214412027But then all the pubes go in my bed
are sardines alright?seen geowiz have them a few times
wallaby kebabs for tea
>>214412142are you 40 stone?
>>214411997shave your pubes in the sinkyou're tall enough to do it, right?
>>214411990>no workspace for writing and shit>garbage speakers that sound terrible>unergonomic setup for keyboard/mouse that give you RSIs>a bunch of space wasted on things like cds and the printerthey were garbage
>>214412186Litany of mistruths
>>214412072I like mine, emulate my old jrpgs on itProbs better off getting a PS5 though tbf, unless you explicitly want a handheld.Steam Deck's biggest strength is how it pairs with Steam on a PC and being able to sync saves between the twoIf you want a handheld PC the Rog Ally is probably the one to pick as it's a little bit more powerful than the deck and runs Windows
North
>>214412142LOL
in my evil incel mansion in my incel chambers in my incel armchair stroking my incel cat sitting on my incel lap
>>214412177I’m taller than 98% of men in your country boy
>>214412201
>>214412175no, i only weigh 25 stone
>>214412266Post belly so I can wank off to it
>>214412266big boy
been asked to hire an assistant for our team at work and not ashamed to admit i'm scrolling through linkedin skipping anyone who isn't a cute young girlsreckon this is my chance to find a gf
>>214412186what about a standing desk?
>only
>>214412300umm
>>214412300corrrr what an arse
>>214412300Ava that is not normal
>>214412300panting and humping my screen
https://youtu.be/feoHV5JUbuo
me not being a virgin?Yeah right picture that with a kodakWanked off to JOI just now I just want y'all to know that
>>214412346bunch of nancy boys
>>214412104Just not going to happenAt this time of year it feels like you blink a suddenly it's Christmas
>>214412368>Wanked off to JOI just now I just want y'all to know thatriley reid does a fantastic femdom onehard to find, downed it to my local wank bank
>>214412368SCREAMING
Playing Rorke Simulator. About to sign on
>>214412300better but needs to be adjustable and needs more working space
>>214412298thought you weren't allowed to discriminate based on gender and that
>>214412243
>>214412423delightful webm
if rorke "claims" he isn't affiliated with the rollin 60s crips why's he always tryna slide on bloods?
>>214412416everyone does it and you literally cannot prove anyone is discriminating unless they hire dozens of people all white young females
>>214412455shut it nigga
>>214412186it was good for actually using the computer thoughwhy would you write stuff down when you could type it?
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>214412460>I come for asylum
>>214412445nigga straight cappin ong broill pop a cap in that fool, straight busta dog
gonna open my mouth big and swallow a woman whole
SeasideMARK (SSM) is a fat alcoholic halfwit openly defrauding the UK benefit system while endlessly documenting his pointless existence on Youtube. Hard-working employed and unemployed dossers alike seethe and mald at his ability to sponge endlessly without ever doing a day's work. Mark's golden ticket to an endless weekend is a condition called Trimethylaminuria (TMAU) which (he claims) makes him intermittently stink of either fish or shit, causing low confidence and an inability to work. Quite why this applies to absolutely all forms of work, including housework, remains a mystery.Mark's daily life consist of sitting in his tiny mouldy flat (which he never vents, cleans, or tidies) complaining about having no money, purchasing brand new expensive gadgets then selling at a big loss for fast cash, getting drunk outdoors, getting drunk indoors, dancing in public to obnoxious 90s rave music, stuffing his face, littering, bothering wildlife, and stut-stut-stuttering into a cam-cam-camera as he 'works for you-you-youtube'. Although he uploads prolifically, often posting multiple videos and livestreams daily, the production quality is literally zero. Many videos consist solely of Mark repeating a handful of sentences over and over in a loop for 20 minutes.If you feel sorry for Mark, understand that the situation is entirely his choice. The disability that supposedly prevents him contributing to society, TMAU, presents merely as a mild odour only a fraction of people can detect. Nevertheless, as Mark's golden ticket to endless handouts he never shuts up about it. In situations where this alone is not enough to get him out of work, he flips to one of several standby excuses.
gonna open my big arse and shit a poo whole
>>214412492on larry hoover nigga
>>214412508absolute fucking truth nuke
gonna open my big whole and poo a shit arse
how much did you lot weight at birth? I bet we have some big babies in here
>>214412516
>>214412536nonce
3am, work starts at 7. I’m on a mad one
>>214412392If you give up then it will never happenI thought the exact same then some random fitty starting grinding on me in spoons and i got her shagged
>>214412536no clue but my kid was 8lbs 10oz
>>214412508Trolls seething
>>214412536does this look like fucking /midwife/?
>>214412508>Many videos consist solely of Mark repeating a handful of sentences over and over in a loop for 20 minutes.For real?
did the overpaid african decide to kick the ball at a different place
>>21441253611lb 4ozmum said the nurses were obsessed with me because I was such a hideous fat blob
>>214412467sometimes you need to write stuff out and having a desk work for that is nice. also lets you look stuff up while doing the samealso it's really only good in short bursts. doesn't really work for my 6 hour per day wfh job does it
>>214412536I came out like I am right now 6ft 215st8% bfMade the news because all the midwives went to jail for fingering themselves over a 3 minute old baby
>>214412592anything changed?
teenage anime girls
>>214412508lush status:>[ ] it not>[x] it
>>214412585thats basically all he doesa video might be 'i just thought id make a video for youtube, yeah?' and then he keeps saying it over and over
rorke corrupting his save after modding his game to have sex with the fire elementals
>>214412555not a nonce>>214412572what a big baby!we'll have to call him porke instead>>214412584fuck off>>214412592fucking hell>>214412609alri 190
>>214412611tiktok came out and they found a new obsession
Post like yo mama watching
>>214412508 seasideMARK converted to Islam and changed his name to Omar Muhammad so that he could marry a woman from Egypthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m99ydnZeQI&t=8s
>>214412585Yes. His videos at the pub are just him saying "Having a pint at the pub aren't I dee lads? It is for me but it might not be for you dee lads. It lush. Have to enjoy ourselves before the dark nights. Better than spending it on the bookies."
Where are all the leafs?
>>214412617h-hi
pooing a screm nonce
>>214412628*starts loudly wanling*
av just 'ad me 'aircut
>>214412646up a tree, I reckon
>>214412638>>214412622how does this man have a girlfriend? helen right?
The mark this is so forced. Nobody would find this guy interesting, pieces of shit like him are everywhere.
>>214412680She's disabled
>>214412665Not all of them lad. It's September mind
>>214412664had your ears lowered? haha
>>214412664'e's only gon' an' shorn orf 'is bloody barnet, in' e
I've watched SSM's videos and he does seem to be demented.>it's lush>better than giving to the bookies>i'm on my x pintSame phrases over and over.
Any seasides that don't stink of shit and sewage nowadays?actually horrid what they've done to the oceans
>>214412664corr bet you have *starts wanking**puts a cheeky thumb up my arse**moans loudly as I climax and cum all over my belly*
>>214412536Think I remember mum saying I was 8lb 7oz
buy an ad, you sadacts
>>214412680She seems nice but she looks like Tim Byrne in a wig
>>214412650omg hi!!
>>214412747>it’s not forced>flagThanks for confirming
>>214412723for some reason /r9k/ see him as a living god for that
mumberg gave me a 11 year old macbook pro because she got a new onewhat fucking use is thatstupid bitch
https://youtube.com/shorts/13g5LDio4pcDon’t know how anyone can be racist
>>214412751He's literally a 1 if you consider his alcoholism and stench. Mark getting with that would be the equivalent of me sleeping with one of the gyaldem.
>>214412751plot twist: it actually is Tim in a wig
>>214412790would rather be in prison for killing a rival gang than going fishing, shit is lame as fuck
>>214412788you should fling it in her face m8. that'd show her
*enters /brit/*
I’m a decent sized bloke, over 6ft, weigh 82kg. Yet my cock and balls are quite small. It’s not right
>>214412827You’ve never done it
>>214412788she got any nudes on it?
Elvis is still the king baby
Since it's my birthday today I reckon I might splurge (lol) and have a condom wankthoughts?
>>214412844HELP ME, PALE TINE
anyone remember that pokemon episode where psyduck sits on the tentacruel stinger and gets a sore arse and that bitch tells Misty the big glowing arse pain means psyduck is going to evolvemad episode that, was eating a fried egg sandwich while I watched it as a kid
>>214412845ktim except I'm 95kg and my pubic fat is consuming my knob
You lot crack me up
>>214412844
>>214412846Yes my dad and also my fucking boss at work both asked me to go fishing with them, I went as a kid and as a 25 year old. Boring shit
I have old man balls they hand down realllllllll low That’s embarrassing
>>21441287595kg isn’t that bad if you are over 6ft. I’ve been in the 100s and didn’t have that issue
>>214412873no mate i'm not 12. grow up
>>214412844justice
>>214412864Happy Birthday, funnily enough today is the day where I have to chuck my unopened pack of condoms out because they've expired.
>>214412844scmr
>>214412882Not on
>>214412894right well that's uncalled for as I was just reminiscing about a better time in my life
>>214412864Happy birthday mate x
>>214412896>pale tine
>>214412893Think I just carry all of my extra fat on my belly and guntWish I were polynesian so I could just carry it everywhere evenly
>>214412776neets idolise him because they think he epitomises the based carefree dole scrounger life, despite the fact he's alcoholic, lonely, depressed and suicidal
>>214412920neither's she tbf
/r9k/ have proposed a swap deal of Poleaboo for Heathermong, pending /brit/'s approval
>>214412885same saggy sack just loose skin when they go back a bit more tightgrim
Is there a video of seaside mark with helen present where you can see her?
rorke throwing out the 5 year old condom in his wallet he found on the floor at uni
>>214412947mentally ill bloke in exchange for mentally ill bloke. seems like a waste of time
>>214412932It all goes to my arse and back
love when pedophiles on 4chan cry about white men scamming the system, but their mouths are slammed shut when it comes to browns, blacks and jews defrauding the systemnasty vile little piece of nigger shit you are mate
>>214412991corr
She doesn't look that bad here desu
>>214412947Does Poleaboo still post there? Is he still a tranny?
>>214412728dey s curveddey twitching for the 3 pmsback to school soon
>>214413000alri racismlad
>sadact brings up a literal who>other sadacts appear out of nowhere to ask questions>link invariably gets postedjust buy an advert
>>214413017how???? what disability does she have? i can't even get a girl like that how can mark
>>214412959no, but there is a video of a sunrise over the black seado you want to see that maybe?
>>214412902>>214412928Cheers lads x
>>214413017How can that fat ugly parasite have a gf and I don't?
Mark's problem isn't fish odour syndrome. He is literally retarded.
justice for pasteline
>>214412959yes mate. here
>>214413040>>214413057>>214413068buy an ad
>>214413033>sadactHaven't heard this used for ages, big fan
>>214413040>>214413057it 4x lush
>>214413017why is she constantly doing this :[
>>214412844Don't like this :(
>>214412864happy birthday lad x
Mark is so boring. Get a better lolcow
>>214413096Never been to Blackpool, is it as bad as I hear?
>claims his fish odour syndrome means he can't work because other employees couldn't bare the smell>apparently the smell isn't bad enough to prevent him from having relationshipshmm, bit of a contradiction here
seaside helen
>>214413096would honestly shag her
>>214413126true love or something innit
>>214413126He could just work in a chippy and nobody would notice
>>214413126The woman he's with is disabled she can't even comprehend smell
>>214413108that's what you're here for haha x
>>214413096>>214413096Started saying it lush around my mates and they fucking hate it lmao
>>214413128HOWLING
>>214413145kek
>>214413145you are far too smart to be on PIP you see
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