husky cunt edish
>said i musnt' catch feelings for this one friend who i like and gives me a massage every now and then (she has explicitly turned me down when I have asked for more)>dream about cuddling with her last nightffs lads i've fucked it
>>214413224s/f
QUEEN OF /BRIT/
Thoughts on my new Giselle figure team?
>>214413240male, dont know what f means
>>214410993zinc and edging
still thinking about this post
>>214413247would smash your head in, grow up
>>214413247wow, looks like you
it pie night
>>214413224I already told you what to do about this like a week ago. You refuse to listen to anybody yet you clearly know what the right thing to do is. Keep it to yourself if you are too weak to make a change
hello
>>214413247is she supposed to have a big bobble head?Looks kinda weird
>>214413287remind me what you said
>>214413247grow up you smelly bender
>>214413224boring cunt
>>214413301No, fuck off you boring runt. Get a new gimmick
>>214412300>>214412467>>214412037modern desk setups with large open areas are much better than that antequated shite
Russia would be well within its rights to level London next.
>>214413224This spainos new gimmick is it
>antequated
I'm American and I studied in Paris from 5th grade through 6th. They taught us how to debeak/pluck birds alive, behead them, and sing a song about it. Every time I hear church bells I hear the cooing of the sweet birds we tortured because, "We are Frenchmen, and we do what we must"
just realized that I had better food at a public hospital than at home, utterly fucking grim
Keir Starmer is a Jewish ethno-supremacist (despite marrying into the tribe) who despises England and its indigenous people. Why is he their prime minister?! In a fair world, the St George flag would fly and Starmer and his family would be deported to Israel.
the bangbus paid out well today de lads it lush
>>214413224And people act like men and women can be "friends"THEY CAN'T ONE WILL ALWAYS CATCH FEELINGS THEY CAN'T BE FRIENDS
>>214413343Is that right
>>214413276Thanks!!>>214413297It's just the style. I was a bit unsure about it when I ordered it but it actually looks quite nice.
do you remember the first time you saw your dad's willy?
>>214413374alri Crimealad, why were you in hospital?
want to fuck helen from seasidemark
>>214413408Why do you post like a spazz
nothing like a comfy poo while it's raining buckets outside
[with a guitar marinading a woman]why can't we be friendswhy can't we be friendswhy can't we be friendswhy can't we be friends
Mark thinking he's ended his stream then you just hear him mounting Helen for 10 minutes straight before he walks back through to the kitchen for a beer and notices he was still recawding
>>214413434Here’s a response that claps back without stooping too low, but still lands with wit:“Coming from someone whose country is famous for sheep and silence, I’ll take that as a compliment.”Let me know if you want something sharper, funnier, or more chill.
>>214413408ive been platonic friends with many womenin fact i was platonic friends with her for ages but when you start partying properly together and touching each other up then you cant go back to just sitting next to each other not touching, and she doesnt even want to go back to that she just wants to keep the touching but stop at lip on lip kissing
>>214413247can't believe grown men waste their money on this plastic shit. get a clue mate
>>214413330Nice, but not sure I'd want a window overlooking my screen.
>Aretired Church of England vicar who was part of a ring run by a man who called himself the “Eunuch Maker” has been jailed after admitting to carrying out an extreme “body modification” on a man while filming it. Geoffrey Baulcomb, from Eastbourne,pleaded guilty in June to causing grievous bodily harm (GBH) with intent,after the incident involving a man in January 2020. The 79-year-old was captured on a nine-second video performing the procedure, which involved enlarging the opening of the man’s urethra, the Old Bailey previously heard.
>>214413483Spazz too unimaginative to bant himself. No wonder you have no female friends
>>214413479https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYhY9c0eHJY
>marinading a woman
>>214413486> just wants to keep the touching but stop at lip on lip kissingWell to be fair I do the exact same with my guy mates
>>214413491I'm a woman you clown
>>214413507sounding is illegal now? 1984
>>214413330Nice setup, do you have any issues with glare?
>>214413479he's an alkie, than thing between his legs hasn't been stiff since blair was in office
>>214413515“Even your shadow leaves when you talk.”“Your existence is proof that evolution has loopholes.”“You’re not edgy, just emotionally malnourished.”Let me know if you want to tailor it further — petty, intellectual, or just straight-up savage.“You type like you lost a custody battle to a goldfish.”“You’ve got all the charm of a wet sock in a microwave.”
>I'm a woman
>>214413553Surely a viagra would get it going for a wee while
>>214413533don't talk wet
>>214413247I didn't know you collect. This is my Pokemon Scale World setup.
>>214413574>“You’re not edgy, just emotionally malnourished.”KTIMKTIMKTIMKTIM
If you don't like seasideMARK, don't like anime and are transphobic; FUCK off to /Britfeel/!!
>>214413548not my setup but i imagine it's not too bad with the monitor on, since it isn't oled
It actually works lmao
>>214413618I like Mark and anime but I'm transphobic
>>214413618you'd fit right in there you absolute freak of nature
SeasideMARK (SSM) is a fat alcoholic halfwit openly defrauding the UK benefit system while endlessly documenting his pointless existence on Youtube. Hard-working employed and unemployed dossers alike seethe and mald at his ability to sponge endlessly without ever doing a day's work. Mark's golden ticket to an endless weekend is a condition called Trimethylaminuria (TMAU) which (he claims) makes him intermittently stink of either fish or shit, causing low confidence and an inability to work. Quite why this applies to absolutely all forms of work, including housework, remains a mystery.Mark's daily life consist of sitting in his tiny mouldy flat (which he never vents, cleans, or tidies) complaining about having no money, purchasing brand new expensive gadgets then selling at a big loss for fast cash, getting drunk outdoors, getting drunk indoors, dancing in public to obnoxious 90s rave music, stuffing his face, littering, bothering wildlife, and stut-stut-stuttering into a cam-cam-camera as he 'works for you-you-youtube'. Although he uploads prolifically, often posting multiple videos and livestreams daily, the production quality is literally zero. Many videos consist solely of Mark repeating a handful of sentences over and over in a loop for 20 minutes.If you feel sorry for Mark, understand that the situation is entirely his choice. The disability that supposedly prevents him contributing to society, TMAU, presents merely as a mild odour only a fraction of people can detect. Nevertheless, as Mark's golden ticket to endless handouts he never shuts up about it. In situations where this alone is not enough to get him out of work, he flips to one of several standby excuses.
>I am a woman.
>>214413640LOL!
employed tranny rims mark down sanford lane
>>214413667wasn't worth spamming/flooding this extremely low quality advert/begging with avatar use the first time either
>>214413618how about you fuck off to >>>/lgbt/
>>214413612Damn that's impressive. I have looked at a few Pokémon figures. Notably Meganium and Entei from your collection. I have a Carvanha figure because it's my favourite Pokémon. I would get a Sharpedo one but they're hard to find.I only have a few figures. I'd like to get more but don't have that much space.
>>214413705How about you fuck off to /cum/ + FOY
if you’re 25 years old and your boss asks you to go fishing with him that’s code for him wanting to fuck your bumholeJust saying
Mad how well chicken and cheese go together
>>214413746de trout sniffer
>>214413740how about you fuck off back to /ausnz/ since /brit/ is a yank general
>>214413740done him
gammon brigade are boiling
>Publicans have criticised Gen Z drinkers over a new trend that sees them put ice in their beers. >New figures show that 28 per cent of pub-goers aged 18 to 35 put ice in their beers during the summer months. Why are you lot such poofs
>>214413791so many hymens will meet their demise there
get in
>>214413791don't worry matethe families aren't comingwhich means the extended family are ALSO coming now
>>214413799Putting a frozen grape or two in is better than using ice cubes because ice cubes will melt and dilute the drink. Or reusable ice cubes (which I have!!)
>>214413840Looks like Kieran Tierney
oh my days
>>21441379928% seems insanely high
>>214413855>reusable ice cubesu bloody wot
It's my exes birthday todayI hope she is alright, she will always hold a place in my heart <3
My sister (30) recently made a Tinder and got over 100+ matches in two days and she was complaining about having to go through them all.
>>214413894Water in a thin plastic cube
>>214413903What happened to her fat boyfriend? And isn't she pregnant?
>>214413918
fucking hate my life
>>214413894Small rubber cubes filled with water that you freeze and put it in your drink. Because the water is trapped inside the rubber cube it can't escape so once it melts you put it back in the freezer to reuse.
>>214413903is she fit?
>>214413900>why don’t you worship Africans like we do in Germany
>>214413918sounds woke, davosian and NWOey
glod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly_G9QBX_f0
>>214413966for me it's isaac BONGA
the bloody ice cubes have gone woke and renewable
Can we all agree that between all the Inbetweeners characters, Simon was the biggest loser by far?
Wish we had arranged marriages. cba doing all that dating bollocks.
>>214413930The fat one is my younger sister (26). She had her kid months ago but nobody in our family has been allowed to meet it. She is also getting a new build council house in October in a good area which is annoying because she deliberately put herself into her situation (having a kid with no home or savings).
We must defeat the jew and the jeet
>>214413995simon is the hero
>>214413995quite a shit show ngl
>>214414000Oh I see. You'll be happy she's moving out then
w-whoa is that a Japanese flag?Konnichiwa *bows*
>>214413995the true failed normie, but in uni he'd be converted to a normie
>>214413840i do the same but i'm less obvious
>>214413995nah that's jay
printing outing every post I’ve made for the last 10 years and making a folder from it
Right lads, how do we stop the boats then?
Listening to king krule
>>214414069simply stop them
>>214414069Trained dolphins
>>214414054thoughts on irrumatio?
>>214414035She moved out months ago. She spent February - June at her bf's mum's house then they got moved into emergency accomodation which is where they currently are until they get their council house.
>>214414051No, Jay at least had confidence and had some backbone. He even followed through with his own bullshit, which if nothing else, takes some courage. It's also implied he was raped as a child.Simon is an actual simp. He is clearly the biggest loser.
>>214414069Detain the arrivals. Then deport them.No benefits, no housing, no asylum application.
>>214414069pull the plug so they can't sail over
>>214414069shoot them , sink them, stick them in bermuda triangle
>>214413791better than my gaffand me parents
Why do you guys like Poley?
>>214414069A riot in Epping might do the trick
>>214414069Arrest the jews responsible for letting them in
>>214414069africa said the same thing 500 years ago LMAOOOOO
>>214414118nobody on the planet likes poley
It's time for the cruising community to come out and accept they have a big racism problem
>>214414069Just move our island further away
>>214413837sup crodiemmhmm....so many 3pm hymens will meet dey demise dere >"we luv drummin and we cummin"
>>214414137LOL! Katies are getting defloweredNun' lil Timmy cud do
When are we going to admit there is a problem?
Why hasn’t British pulled up doggerland and made it liveable yet?
>>214414180mmhmm sup crodie x> "I'm tired as hell, but my baton won't sleep for nothin'"
>>214413667Sounds based
>>214414181hahahaha katies have no loyalty to pale feeble timmies. they feed dey melanin receptors lively like x
>>214414208Where's Whitey
de scran lads
spaki is getting very excited in this thread
>>214414216sup crodie mmhmm tuneage x
>>214414234the teachers
>>214414181>>214414221look at the fucking state of you
>>214414208Why do English people ruthlessly defend this anyway?We don't have anything like this in Aberdeen.
>>214414208This school is in Johannesburg thoughbeit
>>214414180sup crodie x
all replies a minute apartmmhmm
>>214414043Not sure
a proper tasty looking milf came into the shop today
>>214414213this aren't holland mate you can't just go doing things
I don't get it
Wilt Chamberlain's favourite were Swedish teens with fleshy hymens
>>214414208a lack of katies...
>>214414280Well leftypol?
>>214414285sup crodie, wat u sayin x
>>214414208Why are they learning this in our schools?
>>214414320shieeed his baton had a whole lotta coatings of crimson victory paint
>>214414325Well of course there are blacks in Johannesburg lol
>>214414106Deport them where?
https://www.basketballnetwork.net/old-school/kareem-abdul-jabbar-shares-the-secret-behind-wilt-chamberlains-success-with-women
just filed my callouses down and put moisturizer on my feetthey feel nice and soft now
wonder if the lads who wank themselves while posting blacked stuff have any shame after they cum
>>214414365see >>214414280
watching air crash investigationsthe pilot survived this, could you imagine
>>214414382>Every time I visited Wilt, there was another beautiful woman. Not only were they gorgeous, but they were friendly, funny, and kind.Meanwhile 50yo Pang Pang barks orders at Timmy
just started raining dogs and cats
>>214414370>cpfc.co.ukIt’s not South Africa mate
>>214414421So this is Rorke
>>214414421Maaaaate
cronem getting dey waves done for tomorrow 3 pm
pinkskins were wilt's delightno yellowfever (white boi cope) here
There really isnt any clue gainers left here is there? Just miserable crabs in a bucket, liars, sexual deviants and spammers
>>214414425Lovely but I wouldn’t even know what to do
ummers
>>214414425wouldn't know what to do in this situation
>>214414381Back home, mate. Back to where they've come from. As part of the """""""asylum application""""" they must give their country of origin. Bare fucking minimum. Even if they're a gay tranny lefty being persecuted by mugabe, we need to know where they've come from.
>>214414476>>214414478mmhmm just sit yo luh ahh down and start recording while cronem administer quicktap x
>>214414476>>214414478
>>214414069smash the gangs
>>214414469fresh trim, katy will wanna stroke it cronem silently repeatin "crimson paint, crimson paint, crimson paint" in his head
>>214414364fukiyose mogs her
>>214414471mmhmm she never look at timmy like dat x
he's been spamming that shit all afternoon?
>>214414517m = a normal hairlinemmm dat m50 norwooding
>>214414476>>214414478Timmy responses LOL
>>214414069release the sausages
>>214414537oui
>>214414523mmhmm he fiendin fo dat snappy pumpum, but he has to play it cool x
>>214414527wouldn't be able to pull me off her haha
>>214414069Planetary conquest and a world of 1.5 billion high IQ, strong, healthy Whites unified in a National Socialist People's Community.
Wilt Chamberlain slept with over 20,000 white women
>>214414573she's 15 mate calm down
beware chris spergo.the successor to tom scott. telling boring stories to kids after school
l'm the Wilt Chamberlain of wanking
>>214414595Sir Wilton Norman Chamberlain OM
Wilt Chamberlain loved pale, uninitiated Katy clams
if you're talking the hardest Rorke better pop up in your thoughts as an artist
i am very tired and wish to sleep but first must venture to the shop and haggle with bossman
Right that’s me off then x
>>214414556the guy is insane
3 pm shaving it for tomorrow x
>>214414527
>when it snaps and gushes crimson
>>214414613actually quite like his videosnot exactly solving the lucan disappearance but they're entertaining and dont overstay their welcome
>>214414671when I had suicidal depression I would regularly sleep before 6pm
Starmer is such an interesting character because of how uninteresting he is. No favourite book, doesn’t dream, never thought about if he’s an introvert or extrovert. His desert island discs was ‘Artists for Grenfell’ and his book - an atlas. The art on his office wall...
>>214414730Almost like he's a puppet
>>214414730>doesn’t dreamis this true?
Wilt deflowered at least two white girls a day for over 50 years
>>214414449no ponies
>>214414730Britain's Erich HoneckerThe last man of Blairite Britain
really am thinking a solo holiday up to windemere next april, while it's quiet
The cronem making movements at 2:57pm
l deflower at least 2 cans of monster pipeline punch a day
>>214414730is he one of those people that can't picture an apple, or doesn't have an internal monologue, or can't imagine what he would feel like if he didn't have breakfast?
>>214414730he's doing it for his jewish children
>>214414730he's out there fixing the country while you sit on your arse and whine
luh arnold x
Just went to the pharmacy/post officeWell it might as well have been the fucking UN the number of thirdies that were thereEvery employee an Indian overheard one of which telling some customer he'd only been here a year and was planning to bring his parents over (while ensuring the mention how great it is back home)Now why the fuck is a pharmacist allowed to bring over two dependants? /rorke seethe
>>214414801his flipflop technique is terrible
>>214414730The only thing he seems to be passionate about is The Lionesses
Life as a BBC
>>214414836lol is that hugh heffner
>>214414852its a fucking peterponyhow the FUCK is he allowed to post this
>>214413296don't like how this queer abuses his cat
>watch aliens earth>there a jeet character with a mega jeet accenti cant escape them
>>214414730>>214414795Yes yes we've read your substack
>>214407891 You lot getting slagged off again!
>>214414807I have aphantasia, but I do have an internal monologue and am only slightly autistic
gettin energy to tear up more katies
>>214414595dey luv that s curve
seems they were united on the we hate jews policy but are split on the troons are women policy
he thinkin bout those hymens...
>>214414845Katy finds it endearing
Another day on misery island
you lot bullied him away but I miss Mousey!
>>214415027get out of my smelly bedroom please
olivia colmans arse
Dollymong
>>214414995
>>214415027looks nice
>>214414979Muslims arguing over Yank mental illness in Britain. Cool
>>214413791
desperately need to fuck mark's gifrleidn helen
>>214415095i didn't do that though
behold the conclusive evidence of the holocaust
>>214414917what do you think of it?
>>214415081LOL
>>214415134we don’t need evidence chud
Starmer: last "true believer" in the system. Late Soviet orthodoxy clinging to the past. Brezhnev, Andropov, Chernenko vibesFarage: last desperate attempt at reforming the system but keeping it alive, a longtime critic but ultimately wants to keep the status quo, knows that if he doesn't succeed something far more radical will follow. Gorbachev/Yeltsin.Post-Farage: the age of British strongmen leaders. Militant nationalist authoritarianism. End of the Blairite regime, the new dawn approaches
>>214415127not true we saaw you
>His desert island discs was ‘Artists for Grenfell’ and his book - an atlasLMAO
>>214415095Most thirdies genuinely don't have a clue how the empire even functioned
How do you hold your pen?
>>214415174I just grip the entire pencil in my fist
Incels diluting their sake with Fiji water
>>214415174with my hand
>>214415081Shit changed his centre of gravityof course he had the s curve
Colonies were mostly a net drain on most sectors of British life, no?
>>214415153ziedy wanking to black men's cocks again
>>214415174no ideait's been a long time since I held one
>>214415214no they bought immense wealth into the country
>>214415174stop posting this boring gimmick
reminder to tell Belgium flag poster to kill himself every single day
>>214415278is this you?you're very pretty x
>>214415162Zoomer Historian will be PutinIn 2030 we'll be going Grozny mode on muslim zones
>>214415273Your mum holds my pencil like that
flapping my arms around like a spastic
Wonder what the grifters will do when they win. Retire early?
penholdmong is asking about how people hold their pen yet again
>>214415299>is this you?no
dollymong
might quit my job for a laugh
>>214415342Is that you?
>>214415341it’s heathermong obviously
>>214415361what are you gonna do for money?
why has Keir Starmer been PM for so long?
How do Ukrainian "NatSocs" take themselves seriously when they have a jewish president?
>>214415405>>214415407>>214415417dunno
>>214415405dunno
The company I work for doesn't make any money and has never made a profit
UltraWide wagging live for 3 pm ting rn
coooorrrrrrr pooey spank wank
>>214413202haha look at those huskies go!labs are my favourite though
>>214415450How does it exist then
>>214415452gay cunt
>>214415473they're the government
>>214415417https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freikorps
I won't forget your sacrifice
>>214415479so, more of their own kind?
Poo
*wiggles my arms about*
>>214415561>>214415561nuevo
>>214415393would fuck her and then never talk again cause she looks like an awful woman
>>214415393actually non its because she looks like a fit lawyer/solicitor
>>214415700>>214415735
