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i'm being cooked
School is like prison.
Guys I want to have SEX with Jaiden animations
>>214429813born to game forced to go to school
>>214429814male on male rape is not funny. thousands suffer every year.
>>214429822nice
>>214429814YOU YES YOU BEHIND BEHIND THE BIKE STANDS STAND STILL LADDIE
>>2144298292 niggas buttfucking each other is pretty funny
I miss them so much bros...
>>214429814VOUCHERS, MY BOY!
>>214429838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7t7aQLcik0
Here's a pic of my fox wifeU jelly nerd?
>>214429852grazed
Can't go back. Must go back.
>>214429864is that the guy who killed his family and kysed?
>>214429864rey mysterio > eddie
The Russians got Trump with a slow acting poison at the Alaska summit that caused the stroke. Once the generals form a war plan, JD Vance will announce Trump's debilitation, take the oath of office, and invade Russia.
Can't go back. We are stuck in the BBC timeline.
>>214429870guy on the left(chris benoit)
>>214429843Why’d he do it
>>214429870The dude was really really mentally ill from CTE.>>214429872You have the wrost fucking taste of all time holy shit.
>>214429870That guy had severe CTE, it was stated by the doctors who did the autopsy that his brain was equivalent to an 85 year old dementia patient
>>214429883blow it out your ass, nerd
>>214429883>>214429879and probably pills
Leaping Lanny PoffoNow that I think about it there a shit ton of Canadians in pro wrestling
Why doesn’t Mike Tyson suffer from CTE
Still one of the best segments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q_7rfYKUr4
>spend 15 minutes on an effort post including citations and opening the conversation to good faith discourse>thread is deleted/archivedliterally every time
taker the rockMacho manhulkedge/randy orton (tie)
>>214429889>that his brain was equivalent to an 85 year old dementia patientdamn
For me it's Kurt Angle, the perfect combination of entertainment, mic skills, and wrestling ability
This should be the next OP
>>214429916>not using 4chan exclusively for posting baitshiggy
>>214429845damn this nigga was smart. i hear he was good at economy n sheet.
>>214429916Don’t ever try to have actual conversations on /int/ outside of /cum/. The troglodytes on this board can only respond with two sentence posts
>>214429877I choose to ignore reality and live in the past consciously. >>214429924Kurt is without a doubt one of the greats. Probably the best overall package every but Benoit was a better technical wrestler.
>>214429896>I...HAVE COME HERE TO ENFORCE AGRARIAN COLLECTIVIZATION AND EXECUTE KULAKS...AND I'M ALL OUT OF KOLHOZES!
>>214429927gokkun is the thinking man's fetish
Can't deny that Stone Cold absolutely mogged everyone for about a 2 year period. People who know nothing about wrestling still remember AUSTIN 3:16 over 25 years later.
>>214429912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30for me its the origins of the N word
>>214429927Disgusting >>214429945No idea what this
What is your opinion on guro?
>AI pornwe're cooked as a species
Would you have sex with your cousin? I would if nobody else ever found out
i hate the 90s for making pageantry wrestling popular.
>>214429953classic
>>214429963Yeah of course
>>214429950Stone Cold was momentous for sure but he just had aura and a great bit. Definitely not the GOAT, the Hogan of his time
>>214429962>cooked End your life as soon as possible
WWE is gay
>>214429955You're such a fucking baby
>>214429968>90'szoom zoom
>>214429963I already did with my male cousin when were 13I regret it immensely
>>214429960Sometimes good. Like that one with samus and the metroid
>>214429983this nigga ded
>>214429984
Baby why don't you come overRed wine supernovaFalling into me
>>214429943We have to go back as far as we can go but even farther.
>>214429998
For me it's Sabu. The most underrated wrestler of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IqOINTnfI&list=RD92IqOINTnfI&start_radio=1
that Dr. Phil girl turned into a turboslut and ngl I wanna deepdick her
Th Rock was my favorite wrestler before became super famous, back when he was mostly a heel
>>214430018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MlwTvNESLsI never knew what this song was about until now
>>214429984this is the type of thing that you need to go to therapy for if you haven't already.
Maybe my standards are too high but I don't find 90% of women attractive>you watch too much pornI watch porn once a week max
You have to be mentally retarded to enjoy pro wrestling
>>214430018he was on Legion of Skanks one day before he died I think
>>214430053https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MvVWfu0Lg9g&pp=ygURd3dlIHNuYWtlIGNoYXJtZXI%3DThis is high art
I don’t watch wrestling but I want to fuck rhea ripley
Where the ballers ball and the players play
Ngl I wouldn’t date a woman who does boxing or MMA
>>214430004>>214430047It's too embarrassing to admit to a therapist even
>>214430053https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaE_6rRHmd0
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
The powerball drawing is in 1 hour and 36 minutes I’m nervous bros
>>214430107if you win give some to me
>>214430007>chappel poster is americanIt all makes sense now
>>214430083I ain't clicking on that shit bruh!
>>214430073>rhea ripleyyum. but looking at her I was sure there's an Italian surname behind that moniker, not a chrew blew ozzy anglo one, wtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSnkFQuao8
Catfish po boy for dinner
>She is of Italian descent through her mother's sideoooooh, right
Wrestling is so weird, I do not get the appeal at all
Refuse to eat catfish. Dirty, greasy, bottomfeeders. Basically the garbage can of the fish world.
>>214430155Yet you eat porkCurious!
>>214430151it requires a testosterone level above 0
>>214430151It's a bizarre subculture, I totally agree. Can't really wrap my head around why anyone would ever be interested in it, let alone continue to enjoy it into adulthood. It's like something that would really only appeal to retarded 10 year olds but it's a multi billion dollar industry.
I feel like i can't study after i workout. After an intense workout i feel so sleepy, and have brainfog
>>214430151Same audience as juggalos
>>214430151>>214430178Do you watch movies? When you go to the theater do you chastise the audience for not realizing that it's a play and fake and that they are acting?
>>214430129There’s a schizo on /pw/ who stalks her and wants to fight her husband. Funny stuff
>>214430178WWE isn't the same as real wrestling though
>>214430151I used to watch WWF with Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage as an adolescent the same as all those early nerd youtubers like spoony who had WWF spots but I never watched those, my interest in it is stopped once I turned 14
>>214430168Pork is ssgood
>>214430124My potions are too strong for you traveller
>>214430195Live theatre is cringe and gay. Movies are good because they're cut and edited with decent music, cinematography, and direction.Wrestling is guys in tights pretending to punch each other to Drowning Pool.
Wrestling is literally just theater, done in a very athletic genre.
>>214430168Pigs are clean
I cried when I found out pro wrestling was fake
>>214430155Greasy bottom feeders taste good though
damn, I keep having these cousin Balki moments due to my intoxication!
for me, its west side story
>>214430214I like me some floppy English bacon
>>214430151I started watching it after I started lifting because it made me appreciate the physical aspects involvedI usually skip the promos and shit though, I just like watching people do impressive shit or beat the hell out of each other like old ecw stuff
>>214430223>movies are good because I need to be overstimulatedKek. Pleb. Wrestling is the ultimate midwit filter.
>>214430214eh, it's dry and kinda spicy compared to the pure yamommy of beef
>>214430122I will turn her straight
I only enjoy backyard wrestling where people get paralyzed jumping off their carport into a card table.
Europeans be like "this beef too spicy"
>>214430254I'll pay her to commit lesbian sex acts in front of me
>>214430181Maybe ur anemic
>>214430259
>>214430259you cant say that>>214430275YOU CANT SAY THAT
>>214430251>drywhat are you talking about, its the most fatty meat
goddamn I miss being 10 or 12 in the cul de sac playing cards with the boysall the time in the world, no bills, no job, homework done or all of summer to do anything we want....
This is my future Brown female ass in my face!
things like (good) theater and opera are unironically pleb filtersthese are the kinds of arts ancient rulers indulged inturning your nose up at them is an admission of low class
>>214430259pork is dry and spicy, that's why it's best eaten in a cream sauce
If you go to a WWE event most people in the crowd literally have down syndrome
Letting women be public whores is like leaving a Lamborghini unlocked with the keys in the ignitionhate to say it but muzzies had the right idea about keeping women hidden
never understood why people like opera. Cant understand a single fucking thing the fat lady is saying when she sings
>>214430301how is it dry bro?
>>214430312*leaving your lamborghini
>>214430298Trashy farter. She will never have the pristine porcelain brapcannon of a white queen
>>214430315it's not about the singing it's about being "able" to "appreciate" it
>slovenian's REALLY think pork is too spicy
>>214430310This image explains wrestling perfectly.
>>214430320you have to cook it more thoroughly than beef due to parasites, that's how
>>214430301Spicy!?! You can't be serious
>>214430315Same, the singing sounds awful too. it's so throaty and wobbly sounding it's one of those things like caviar that people pretend to like in an effort to see m high class
you guys are boring and washed up
>>214430328literally, unironically, what the fuck are you even trying to say
>>214430330Slovenian food in a traditional sense is mountaineer food, it's one of the blandest, most dairy-oriented cuisines out there
>>214430352you know if you know
>>214430334i mean yeah its not good rare but a fattybpork chop from the neck is super succulent, or like grilled pork belly
>slovenia is the england of culinary europegrim
How many of you have been to DC
>>214430372Countless times, I grew up in Maryland
>>214430332Yeah I doubt it. Most high iq people think pro wrestling is laughable garbage
>>214430372cinematic or original comics?
>>214430372back in 08 on my 8th grade DC/NY trip
poopie rapie
>>214430372I went there on a school trip when I was a kidI barely ate because I spent my food money on a t-shirt
>>214430351frfr fanum tax ong?
>>214430376No those are midwits.
I know a board with an active schizophrenic on it who just talks to himself constantly
fifty fifty whether I should jack off
What's the appeal of professional sports
>>214430408Tribal mentality When Baltimore wins the super bowl, I get to act like Baltimore rules the country
>>214430408sports bets
Slovenia bro, dont buy lean cutlets buy neck pork chops
You look like this
>>214430408>comfy>stars showing off peak athleticism>beer>you can dream of hitting a dinger or pulling off a round the world slam dunk and try to imitate it as a kid
how did he know
In pro wrestling the crowd chants “THIS IS AWESOME”
>>214430406that's every one of them
>>214430423also because you asked who Jason is, Jason is a 29 year old KHHV neet who is a white nationalist "half gay" anime-addicted loser who lives in Cleveland, Ohio
>>214430429I look more like Michael McDonald in his salad years, except slightly uglier
>>214430408Tribalism is an aspect of human existence. Professional sports serve as an elite approved safe release valve for the tribal pressure that builds up in humans naturally.
>>214430406Matthew Zazueta?
>>214430440yeah but I mean a true schizo just babblingnot one that's pretending to be different people and sliding threads
>>214430447every /v/ switch thread, except its actually true
>>214430442>KHHVWhats that I keep seeing this
My brother is a giga normie, attractive, and charismatic. He lives life on easy modeIt's insane how easy his life has been compared to mine
>>214430462Kisses hand-holdless virgin
>>214430462Kissless Hugless Handholdless Virgin
I smoke doinks in amish except smoke is vape and the doink is a volcano and amish is my bedroom
where should I drive in my 1972 Chrysler Town & Country?
>>214430467>>214430473Oh...
>>214430480junk yard
>>214430464Really glad I don't have any brothers or even male cousins to be jealous of
>>214430480you'd be cool if you actually owned that
>>214430480My boomer neighbor has 4 of these
You have been fired from cumbum industries
just freaked a nigga mind out like I'm criss angle
there's lots of cases in history where two brothers had a successful company or otherwise worked together to improve their lives
>>214430487>iTrannnzthat guy's life can only end in suicide or a murder suicide instigated by his whore wife.
Of the three dominant ideologies of the twentieth century—fascism, communism, and liberalism—only the last remains. This has created a peculiar situation in which liberalism’s proponents tend to forget that it is an ideology and not the natural end-state of human political evolution.
Powerball drawing in 1 hour and 10 minutes
>>214430442Ohio is full of wacky characters
>>214430493>or even male cousinsWhy male cousins specifically ?
>>214430529>Jason's father
>>214430518the Australian bros who made Bring Her Back are fookin leegends>>214430523China and Russia are authoritarian and Trump is leaning that way too
While the sperm whale is the loudest animal overall, the tiny water boatman insect is the loudest relative to its body size. It creates sound by rubbing its penis against its abdomen in a process called stridulation. The sound can reach 99 decibels, which is comparable to a freight train.
only in ohio
>>214430518The Coen brothers
why did texas ban anime
passionate sex with your wife
>>214430569Texas is a fucking shithole
just suplexed a nigga in ohio
One of my great grandfathers and his brothers owned a clay processing business
>>214430521Its almost unbelievable
it must be lonely to be an only childespecially nowadays where there's hardly any children at all
>>214430480Orlando, FL circa 1977.
I fucking hate America I won't be able to afford car insurance on anything that's less than 15 years old because of 2 fuck ups>Being labeled at fault because a man hit me while i was turning in a stop sign >Court losing my paper work and having my license suspended I just hate there is nothing I can do lower it
We should go back to 1830s levels methinks
you might as well define an "elite" as "someone who is above the law"
>>214430554>Jason's mother
chinese traditional music is so fucking cool
>>214430646what about individuals who ARE the law...creep?
>>214430669I like the one that goes ding a ding a ding ding ding ding ding
>>214430669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2gm_RJUtPg&list=RDS2gm_RJUtPg&start_radio=1
had passionate sex with my wife
In the past 2 days:>800 dead in Afghanistan after earthquake>1,000 dead in Sudan after landslideThis is your weekly dose of third world disasters, subscribe for more
>>214430669said nobody ever
>>214430669I agree, it has a whimsical, freewheeling quality to it
>>214430605Insurance companies are fucking retarded thats why
>>214430682Maybe I'll have passionate sex with my future gf if she says yes when I ask her out on Wednesday
>>214430681basedcurrently listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M75XKbTOmNM>>214430688BTFO >>214430690
https://youtube.com/shorts/Sgv19oUos9g
>>214430683The Afghanistan quake wasn't even that strong
>>214430683how come these disasters don't happen in the west
American Juche
>>214430691I need a car but fucking Christ everything is a million bucks there is no way I can afford to get one right now without cashing out all my savings
>>214430683what's the point of worrying about anything man
>>214430703Our houses aren't made of cardboard and paper
>>214430699eastern europe is not real that doesn't count next
>>214430669I like the one string instrument forget what it's calledThis song isn't traditional but it is cool Found it from Sleeping Dogshttps://youtu.be/zxm_WcHKN6I
>>214430682bust inside?
>>214430693are you lusting after a fast food cashier
Arab folk music too contains an air of unbridled romance and adventure
whatever you say cuddlebug
>>214430728This one is also cool, but more of an electronic vibehttps://youtu.be/nMSRBAONKaE
>>214430728comfy
>>214430744I prefer north african
>>214430710Why not get a bicycle or scooter, anon? I've never owned a car in my life. I always use my bike for everything and anything I can't ride my bike to I ask my family to drive me.
The poorest women are the hottest Third world countries are full of hottiesWhereas first world is full of ugly bitchesIt's not fair
>>214430761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t8iEH3K_Rkthis is more of a voodoo ritual, not so much a chivalric Arab romance, though it is not mainstream nafri music in its own environment
>>214430728Sleeping Dogs had some insane bangers. Great game. Shame we never got a follow up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH8Qc9-gA8&list=RD7iH8Qc9-gA8&start_radio=1
>>214430710You've been whining about this for agesJust stfu no one cares bitch
>>214430768Because I live in a fucking city that doesn't have public transportation or sidewalks not having a car here is like being a cripple on the bottom of a stair case with no ramp to elevator
>>214430790It was pretty fun. I liked just driving around with the radio on, and doing the racesLots of great artists on the in game radioFound Lorn from there
I inhale blunt smoke you inhale bus fumeswe are not the same
>>214430825>I live in a fucking city that doesn't have public transportation????
>>214430798I have nothing to be thankful for fuck my chud life
>>214430789The arab stuff reminds me to much of euro turbo folk and I hate that more than anything in this world. What you posted is very good. Again with the good picks, nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgOIEBD3NSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON3qRFzTzo4&list=RDON3qRFzTzo4&start_radio=1For me? It's Tennis. Something about their music takes me to a very good place every time.
>>214430840damn.... bars....
Street vendors in India be like >Hi I spit in this curry just for you. That will be $5 even though the locals only pay one
>>214430859I can't stand her hair
I gave birth to myself and disposed of my former husk
>>214430869SOAD was playing in the background the whole event
>>214430859uhhh I've been listening to tennis way before you just sayingnot gatekeeping or anything w/e just letting u know
>>214430867I did at first too
>>214430886I can't actually prove it and it doesn't matter but ive actually been into Tennis for longer than you have
>>214430825Do you live with any friends, parents, roommates or relatives?If so, ask them if they can drive you where you need to go. And if they have an issue with them driving you for free, offer to pay them back for gas and expenses.
>>214430858I had a bombass trad Kuwaiti/Saudi song on my playlist that some Arab posted once in this very thread, but it got taken down and the title was in abjad, so I've lost it. It was so good, my god.>>214430859I love Tennis, though I love TOPS still more.
>>214430897uhh no actually you even said yourself you have no proof so w/e girl bye
My asshole is a machine that turns exertion into poo poo
My discord is exclusively for gooning
>>214430918My penis is a machine that turns exertion into pee peeMy balls are a machine that turns exertion into cumEtc etc I think you get it
this little ginger freak asks you "do you want to my friend like forever?"what would you answer?
>>214430930I don't. Explain.
>>214430859They broke up earlier this year
i am a subhumanama
I turn exertion into money #wisenup #workhardernotsmarter
>>214430903I like some Lebanese stuff, it kind of reminds me of old greek songs. Have you heard of Beduin Burger?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8ej5Q5-hIAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHB_2WtNaLE
Should I wear PPE if I go to India
I tell ya I’m alright now but last week I was rough shape
>>214430940Stopped making music as Tennis? You don't mean they divorced?
>>214430858this is a really cool Cool & The Gang or Whispers style 80s soul song from Africa, you can tell those guys know rhythm better than Berry Gordy
>>214430962sorry I wanted to post this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxc720V9TVs
>>214430964you should bring CCW
aw look the slavs are sharing music with each otherhow adorable
gonna drink a second dr pepper
>>214431018>Saar how long you India guided tour*Shoots*
>>214431013yeah, its a great track, love their percussions - obviously
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I BROKE MY FUCKING HEADPHONES
sikhs are bro tier
Bros, 36 minutes until the power all drawing
>>214431044Would.
>>214431054kek
>>214431032positively devilish
>>214431054No they're revolting
>>214431054They run over people with trucks and then try to leave the country
>>214430962no, of course not, that is a ridiculous name for a band. Very tasteful though, I'd play that to my friends sometime. I remembered this wild nafri song you might like just nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOA7otLHYlU
I’m worried some rat bastard in California is going to win the Powerball again
Goon then study or study then goon?post nut clarity may fuel studying, alternatively horniness may fuel a study sesh better
>>214431054they really are
im back
i should win the powerball
>>214431054I think some of their religious rules are cool but it sucks how they pussed out and adapted them to the modern world
>>214431013it kind of sounds like Thriller tho, the intro with that synth
>>214431089What’s your major
Suddenly missing Fred Willard. It is hard to find polite comedians like this these days.
I have the power in my balls
>>214431030I once fucked a girl for three days straight to the sounds of the Bulgarian National Radio Choir. She was just this meaty Slovenian slampig. It was her choice of music, but it was pretty good.
you fucked my mom
>>214431101you shouldn't win it. id feel bad about myself if you did
>>214431121It was your father actually
If you got yo mom preggers would the son be your brother or your son?
your dad raped your mom
>>214431125what if i gave you 1 million
zoomers are the gayest generation
>>214431119based lol
I've been using the same headphones and earbuds for 4 years
>>214431116imagine if you didnt goon
>>214431151You are gayer than me. It's all about your eyes
>>214431151That's millennials Zooms are gay but slightly less
How many Powerball tickets did you buy?
>>214431054even Wes Anderson included a brosikh in The Darjeeling Express, so popular was the meme
>>2144311800
Inventing a pill that makes you instantly coom/orgasm so you don't have to waste so much time gooningyou just take the pill and it saves you the work
this is my bro jagmeet. good people
I don't care about the powerball
Prostitution is rape when you think about it
>>214431195I’m going to brutally murder you
>>214431050HAH I FIXED THEM FUCK YOU HEADPHONE COMPANY NO I WON'T BUY ANOTHER PAIR EAT SHIT.
>>2144311803.
*The Darjeeling Limited o algo
>>214431174no zoomers are gayer, each generation is getting progressively gayer
>>214431077very tribal, very raw
>>214431208Based hustler
>>214431196Elaborate Arguably it's more consensual than normal sex cause both sides explicitly agree to it beforehand
when you think about it, artificial vaginas are more real than real vaginas. they are the platonic ideal of what a vagina can or should be. they have superceded the flaws of flesh and blood to become a utopian fantasy of the feminine.
is there anything wrong with being gay?
>>214431211This is boomer mythology
Prostitution is rape (of the customer) when you think about it
>>214431228
>>214431151the alpha generation will grow up and fix everything
>>214431228the gay sex
>>214431244great indie band
>>214431227c'mon bro...
>>214431228Shit dick fudge packer everyone is secretly disgusted by you freaks btw even the most lgbt affirming progressive is secretly disgusted by you people
>>214431255>>214431255
How many twinks can I buy with 1 billion
Get the new made
>>214431254
>>214430007Is she gay or something
my mom is a fat disgusting bitch but every time she farts i can't help but get hard
