Telescope Fish EditionPrevious: >>214429795
Is there really a herpes risk when seeing a prostitute?Surely she'd stop work if she got herpes sores?
How many twinks can I buy if I win the Powerball?
finished my pretzels and dr pepper (dinner)
I hate fake ass niggas
this might be the worst time of my life. my libtard parents are going full psycho
>>214431280these PRETZELS are making me thirsty!
just got out of my hour-long bubble bath (lavender scented).what did i miss.
>>214431272I think I may have gotten herpes from oneYou can't tell because they're not always visible
My neighbors are Ecuadorian and they remind me of gypsies. I've seen Venezuelans here in Chicago and they also remind me of Gypsies.
>>214431272>Surely she'd stop work if she got herpes sores?lol
all pro-Israel people, christian, jews and muslims alike, are idiots, racist or paid (or any combination).
>>214431295If it's the lite kind of herpes then most people have it, not a big dealI'm worried about the scary kind of herpes
>>214431296have you seen real gypsies irl?
>>214431288>my libtard parents are going full psychoWhat they doing? Do you live with them?
>>214431280pretzels are as Slovenian as lederhosen, but I've never imagined eating sausages with a beer pretzel like they do in Bavaria and the Midwest. WTF? That shit is all dry, salty and crumbly, it's no substitute for potatoes!
Women should have sex with me, like what the fuck is wrong with them
>>214431309eww more indians
>>214431291I'm debating whether I should spend money on prostitutes againI didn't get herpes last time...
let me worship your cock
>advertised 1.1 billion prize>only get to take home 500 millionjews.
NFL starts this upcoming weekend. Who do you think is gonna win the suburb owl?
>>214431309Unironically, yes. They come here from your country, Romania and Poland weirdly enough. We have them here too America is a multicultural nation
>>214431255You know I don't even look forward to the future honestly there is nothing to be happy about
>>214431296I bought a shit box Camry from a Venezuelan that didn't speak a lick of english
>>214431324My Baltimore Ravens, of course
>>214431309yeah sometimes they stand by the entrance to the walmart parking lot and wave at cars
>>214431330I hope he was deported
>>214431311yes i live with them. yes they yell and slam everything while blasting msnbc all day. i've never felt so depressed. their blackpilling is suicide fuel
>>214431324I have no idea, probably the chiefs cause they always win. might see a raiders game this year
>>214431324>no fun leaguethis is college country
How many people here are real I wonder? Twitter is overrun with bots talking to themselves. Although I struggle to see why they would come here.
>>214431325I doubt Ecuadorians are like gypsies...
Just pull the bandaid already and get herpes like 80% of people have it
>>214431324just say superbowl you retarted redditer>>214431324
>>214431309My favorite one was some asshole Gypsy who waited until I got out of the gym by my car because it's dented, pulled out a dent without me asking him to and then claimed I owed him money and that he was doing me a favor I told him fuck off.
>>214431239the alpha generation will literally try to normalize eating cum in public spaces
do you guys like my edition
>>214431350I'm realI have a penis and body hair and I smell
>>214431366I do!
>>214431352I have to live next to them they totally are. Until you have met literal sudaca merdas you wouldn't understand.
>>214431367this is a bot for sure, real person would be more interesting
>>214431350I am real, you missed my spanakopita pics from earlier
>>214431277it's not about how many you can buy and more about maintaining a harem, that's where the costs creep up on you I reckon
>>214431366yes, it reminds me of Alien: Earth and a Weird Tales horror story I just listened to on youtube about terrestrial deep sea-style horrors living in caverns deep below us
15 minutes until the drawing I won’t look at it until tomorrow
>raidturds
My soul is Scandinavian. I appreciate the fatalistic but stoic feel of scandinavian music https://youtu.be/Fuq4DvC5YZU
>>214431362they do be like that, this shit doesn't work here, thats why they moved to american, here they will get beaten for doing that.
>>214431396sorry I already won, nice try champ
This is a Dallas Cowboys general
>>214431397Not a big fan of this picture
>>214431366deep sea creatures are cool. it's neat that we know more about the surface of the moon than our own deep seas. i like the idea that there are still parts of the world that remain unexplored with exciting discoveries waiting to be made.
>>214431379I would say the same thing in reversed although gypsies here live in ghettos and on the outskirts of the city.
>>21443135680% of people have the light herpes that causes cold soresThe scary herpes is the one that causes warts and blisters and is painful, and is also quite common
>>214431403I mean if they lay a hand on me I can shoot them unironically unlike in Europe so they don't go past that
it's the first of the month, rent is due wagies.
>>214431404Sorry but these digits say that I won >>214431405
>>214431347>while blasting msnbc all dayMine do that too>their blackpilling is suicide fuelSame with mine, I just tune it out. Old people like to think the sky is collapsing because being old sucks. And as you get older your kind gets weaker more impressionable so they believe whatever they see in the media
>>214431411you talk like an ai bot
>>214431411yeah no shit the moon is just a rock
I used think Albanians and gypsies were the same thing
>>214431429oh yeah nice digits bud
>>214431434i am a real human, who experiences real human emotions, and speaks in real human ways.
Is Keir Starmer a democrat or a republican
>>214431405Canadians are only allowed to support the Bills or the Vikings.
>>214431440Albanians are much tamer and often engage in their hereditary Ottoman-era pursuits of running bakeries and greengrocers
>>214431324Nvm it's philly eagles
>>214431427Here the police will beat them worse than the people.
>>214431456They don't have those in bongland
>>214431424>The scary herpes is the one that causes warts and blisters and is painful, and is also quite commonJesus loved lepers and whores. So if you're a man whore leper then he loves you even more
>>214431397> sham francisco sharty whiners
>>214431447I was just saving my potential for THESE digits
>>214431397You're just jealous that you're not going to a game in Vegas
>>214431456ummm not everything is about America Chuddy Boy
this life is kinda gay i can’t lie
>>214431418I don't know what it is about the Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador region of Latin America but a majority of those people are garbage.
>>214431457I live in Alberta
>>214431456He is a complete pussy, a colossal cuckold, vermin of the highest order.
I've been feeling my age, I'm old and busted
TEN MINUTESTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>214431475do you mean it? truly do?will you love me and hold me from now until the end of time?
>>214431456I don't think they have a fag party in the UK.
>>214431432thank you. sometimes i feel like the dead internet theory is real.
getting FOMO over this powerball
>>214431476Interesting, are there no cute girls from those countries? Colombia and Venezuela?
>>214431494It'll go away when someone in a state besides your own wins it
>>214431488alri calm down, Hitler
What’s the best 9/11 film?
>>214431498Colombian women are famously hot, they have tons of porn on the internet, focused on their asses
>>214431508Vanilla Sky
>>214431498Columbian women are infamously known for being gold diggers
>>214431400Big fan of this music
trying yo think of what id do if i won the lottery and all i can think is that i’d try talking to my ex again. what is wrong with em. why am i so broken
>>214431400the best of medieval music has a barbaric intensity to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuvR8bJcKzk
>>214431522It be like that
>>214431526It's cause you a bitch
>>214431530I don't like the vocals and it's too upbeat
>>214431512>Colombian women are famously hotthats what I though
>>214431549i just cant stop loving this woman while she fucking hates me
>>214431508"And the Band Played On" is the best film about the AIDS epidemic and it was released on September 11, 1993.
>>214431563stand up nigga
>>214431563oh she'll "love" you again all of a sudden if you won the lottery at least long enough to get married and take half.but you won't win so ya know
Hello cum peopledo you want to be my friend?like forever?forever ever?
>>214431578i don’t want her back, i just want to understand why she left
time for bed once again so i can toil in the morning once again what a gift this life is i’m glad i was born
Big fan of my penis emitting cum into a woman's pussy hole
>>214431591cause u a whiny ass bitch
>you fall asleep >You wake up in India What do you do?
>>214431551maybe you'll like this one, it's Renaissance-era, but it's still about fucking behind the bread oven and pretty far from classical conventionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSiaG9MOLUM
about to win the powerball
>>214431584in truth, i don't think i can be real friends with real people. real people are too complicated and difficult. i can be fake friends with anonymous people because i can easily sever the relationship with no emotional attachment.
thinking about papa johns brownies
>>214431601head to the enarest airport after calling my mom to wire me some money for tickets
If I win the Powerball you all get used Toyota Corollas
Nigga can't stfu about his $10 lottery ticket.
>>214431601feel at home amongst the trash
>>214431591Does the lion understand why the sun rises every morning? Does the lion care to understand?
If I win the Powerball the one Canadian gets a pizza
>>214431625you’re not allowed to use that word
>>214431428I pay a mortgage
>>214431623>you all get used Toyota CorollasOh wow um thanks..
>>214431612lol the site is down.
>>214431628i wish i could stop caring too but i cant. i gave her everything
>>214431620thinking about papa john drpoping n bombs
WHY DO YOU TALK ABOUT POWERBALL WE DONT DO THAT IN GERMANY
>>214431628
>>214431591Sorry manWomen just make no sense sometimesAs my grandpa says "son, women, their brains work differently"
>>214431625And y'all German niggas can't shut the fuck up about Hitler, what's the difference?
>>214431625The lottery is American culture. The dirty nazi wouldn’t understand
>>214431646fuck racism
pissing and farding and shidding and screaming
>>214431468>>214431472quiet down there, peanut gallery
>>214431642A Corolla holds its value well in the used car market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyWqQ4KzlzQ&list=RDlyWqQ4KzlzQ&start_radio=1
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE I JUST WON THE POWERBALL
>>214431663I was that fat as a kid
>>214431671One used corolla por favor
>>214431670this and "everybody wants to rule the world" are up there for "peak 80s songs".
>>214431671*Blows you*
>>214431671Alright, where's our cut like you promised?$1 million distributed evenly across /cum/mers is fair
>>214431670A classic
>>214431671i cant find the numbers anywhere. where are they posted?
>>214431637How you motherfuckers gonna tell me, "Don't say that"?You the ones that we learned it from, I heard nigga back in 1971>>214431657Only American or LatinX wannabe nazis always want to talk about Hitler outside of /pol/.
>>214431637>>214431662Shut up nigger
Just powered my ball into your mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPxc5OMYfuc
>>214431692They post them first on the Powerball YouTube channel >>214431688>>214431678Check your mail tomorrow
>>214431706She's cuteI want her to power my ball
im going to sleep dont wish me goodnight because i dont want your dumbass wishes
my balls haven't been fully powered since c. 1999
>>214431699Try Seig Heiling in front of the Berlin police and see my point proven
>>214431684>everybody wants to rule the worldPossibly the most perfectly crafted pop song of all time
>>214431670>>214431684>>214431690Fun fact The Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble of North Korea covered Brother Louie by Modern Talking and it's quite good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DaIX8Z1q8U&list=RD1DaIX8Z1q8U&start_radio=1
>>214431699>back in 1971
>>214431706Yea I can tell I didn’t winI just hope some disgusting CUNT from commiefornia doesn’t win again
>>214431728Is this the old neighbor from Monster House
>>214431671>>214431710post ticket or grfo
Mootzarell balls
>>214431725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCCne9SZMok
>>214431725well you wouldn't expect East Asian to cover 'You're My Heart, You're My Soul', now would you?
>>214431741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpmMLqk-FK4
Crazy how incredibly bad popular music and culture got
Ok ok baby, I like it when you play hard to get
>>214431763Horror movies are still good
>>214431755A guido classic
>>214431713Have a bad night smart ass
>>214431738I bet you feel real fucking stupid now
>>214431766Name one.
There's a lot of stuff I do downstream of ignoring the desperate desire for a warm and living person to touch my skin
Name a better horror movie Than The Thing
>>214431775You messed up one of the numbers
>>214431772>A guido classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcJm1pOswfM
>>214431725>>214431743>>214431750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKsj5mCR7qs&list=RDDKsj5mCR7qs&start_radio=1 North Korean propaganda folk is one of my favorite new genres. This shit is amazing. It's like a fusion of 70's synth and soviet war music.
>>214431775give me 20 BTC right now and you can own my ass
>>214431790I'll name 3 that I think are better than The Thing:The Wicker ManThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre A Nightmare on Elm Street
>>214431794think you're some kinda wise guy?
I've always perceived the world as dangerous and as I get older it's getting worse and not better
>>214431741I hate how new york italian mafia wannabies speak, it drives me crazy, all those pizza and deli guys on youtube....>maronfuck outta heee
>>214431801Check your mailbox
>>214431790My fav horror movie is The Shining. But The Thing is a fair choice for greatest horror film for sure.
>>214431790Splinter (2008)
Hoes ain't gonna know how to act when you play this one in the bedroom https://youtu.be/-KtYgOM62fk?si=nnBL0MTTCM9Tkdkj
Woman is the nigger of the worldthink about it
>>214431790L'interieur (2007)
>>214431775Give me a million and I'll be ur slave for a few years
I’m going to donate plasma and spend all of it on the Powerball on Wednesday
>>214431790got this home movie with me and your mother in it, it's very popular on the algerian internet.
https://youtu.be/cxRq0KzjxZI?si=T9rEcjo1GbnrJa-B
You know hope is for the fools who do not see the future
I want women, what I want with women? hard to say
>>214431824Women are the jews of the world Men are the white goys Trannies are the niggersThink about it
>>214431828Sex slave?
>>214431804WHAT YOU BUSTIN MY BOLLZ FOR? OH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q
>>214431790images
>>214431835
>>214431847Why would you post that garbage
>>214431790Suspiria
>My neck. My back. My dick and my crack.
>>214431815that is an underrated classic
the sound of crickets at night in the summertime is a small joy in life.
Want eat spicy nopals rn
>>214431790The duel. It's underrated.
The Thing has absolutely perfect pacing I fucking hate movies that doesn’t actually start until 30% in
>>214431874Nothing wrong with a slow burn if the payoff is worth it
>NOBODY has mentioned Alien You are all cretins
>>214431891Aliens >>>
the days are getting shorter
>>214431857because I don't know any Dion & The Belmonts ovah heah!
>>214431891It's cliche and overrated.
if you showed me boobies and vagine
>>214431894
>Be me>Be having sex with a another guy>He’s a “twink” or whatever>My dick is pumping into his ass and it feels soo gooood>I’m touching his abs while his cock slaps my tummy with every bounce >Remember that I’m not gay>Nononononono I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyy>Oh fuck mmmph it feels so good>I think I’m gonna cum. >I close my eyes and think of titties quickly>*cums inside his ass while imagining titties*>Nothing has ever felt so fucking good in my entire life>Just another day in my heterosexual baka life>I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gay
>>214431881Most movies can’t pull it off though
>>214431891wdym we talk about illegal aliens all the time
tldr
Pretty much every flag board sucksBut /cum/ is alright, mostly
>>214431894reddit-tier sentiment
>>214431900based
>>214431902I choose not to finish reading your homosex greentext
Anon anon bo banon banana fana fo fanon
>>214431910Anon is gay and in denial
well it was a nice dream at least. she’ll never talk to me again. i’ll never understand why. fuck my life man
Season 1 of The Sopranos is kind of mid
>>214431915/Brit/ is awful and /fr/ is slow and not funny
It's almost Halloween
>>214431928She doesn't deserve you if she can't appreciate you
>>214431918normie-tier sentiment
I stopped watching breaking bad after Walt betrayed Gus
>>214431926the only good season of AHS
>>214431921It’s about having gay sex and cumming inside a guy’s ass
There's only so much you can simp for a bitch before you get a clue and say fuck that bitch
>>214431933it's like 2 months awaydo you own a grocery store or something
>>214431933its not even october yet
Imagine big brown boobs, I do
>>214431936i can cope with that but she is far more accomplished than me now in less than a year since our breakup and she’s been mingling with men far more successful and attractive than me. she’s living in europe. it’s fucked
>>214431942I quit during The Fly because that slapstick shit in a crime show really frayed my nerves
I never started watching breaking bad
>>214431963Block her on everything Why are you aware of what she's doing with her life?
>>214431930most of the sopranos is mid. it survives primarily on vibes because fat men and gabagool are funny..if we wanted talk about premiere early 00s HBO masterpieces those would be The Wire and Rome.
It's nearly Christmas
I'm addicted to plucking my eyebrow, half because I like the pain and the other half because there are sometimes thick stubby hair that feel good to remove
I love the winter. How dark it is, the crunch of the snow under boot.
I never got into horror movies at first because I was a bitchI've seen enough gore by now that I don't think I would mind, but I don't understand how you enjoy horror movies unless you're watching with friends
>>214431976>RomeLiterally every character is such a massive piece of shit, I couldn't get into it. Not to mention the historical in accuracies
:3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FH-q0I1fJY
>>214431966They had to make that episode cause the network demanded a certain amount of episodes, so they made one filler episode
>>214431981I just became brave enough to enjoy them because I crave kino
I don't like shoveling the sidewalk
The Death of Stalin is a good movie
>>214431995I live in Long Beach, California so I don't have to shovel the sidewalk
>>214431980I very much enjoy summer being over. I hate the sun, the heat, and the lack of rain
I want to see those two luscious giant boobs.
>>214431984You just know he smells like a barn
>>214432003Yeah but you have to deal with all the homeless fentanyl addicts
>>214431976Rome started skipping forward in time too much for my liking towards the end but I enjoyed it until thenI think The Wire is a much better show
Breaking bad is one of those shows I realized how shit it was when I tried showing it to my dad
Guys…. someone in California won the Powerball again
>>214432003You're trans though
It actually feels so crazy when your entire dick is all the way inside another guy”s ass. It’s like “damn wtf lmao”
>>214431984fucking demon
>>214431974i’ve paid $1000s to different services just to even get a glimpse of what she’s doing. it’s unironically driven me from being a confident, happy go lucky guy to a miserable, room-dwelling, self-hating faggot, all because this woman i’d spent the better part of my adult life with left me so abruptly and without explanation. i’ve tried everything. begged her to talk to me. honestly to therapy. offered money to just understand. tried drugs to forget. tried hypnotism. nothing worked. i’m still as hurt and broken as i was day one. worse yet this isnt my first breakup, but it’s the first time i’ve felt like ym world is so hellish. i don’t know what to do. my grip on reality slipped a while ago and i’ve just felt this constant burning in my stomach since december of 2024.
>>214432000" I said NO,....problem! "Great movie indeed.
>>214432019it was me
>>214432008*suck on and lick
>>214432011Yeah they hang out around my local 7-Eleven There's this one tall homeless guy that's always walking around strumming a ukulele with broken strings, its very bizarre.
In my mind my cock's in your mama's vagina
>>214431976>The Wire and RomeEnjoyed the Wire a lot but never really got into Rome.From the 00s HBO series I also like Six Feet Under.
Incels should just approach homeless women
>>214432019wow there must be a lot of people there
I'm jerking off till I go blind
>If even a single motherfucker plays Michael Buble this Christmas,>or George Michael renditions, or the TINIEST hint of any celebrity that's been in the top 40>on EITHER side of the Atlantic since 1945Then you're ringing Chris Kringle's doorbell!
Already freezing at nightMissing the muggy desert air I used to breathe every day
I didn’t care for the Dark Knight
>>214432025I can't say I've experienced what you are going through, but you need to GET OVER HERClearly if she can leave like that with no explanation then she wasn't right for you, something was going on inside her head that would have made you two incompatible in the long term.Best way to get over a woman is to find another woman
the only way to combat racism is to embrace it
Those sexy tight plump asses women at the gym should just approach me
>>214432062If you don't get goosebumps at the very end of The Dark Knight, you have no soul
Tired of casual racism time for combat racism
tired of brazilians posting in /cum/
>>214431790Psycho (1960)New horrors are chick flick slop
I enjoyed Watchmen
Racism more like gaycism. /pol/niggas is fags bruh. They get ropes glazed across their face on the daily.
>>214432082your esl is showing. i think what you mean is professional racism or competitive racism or ranked racism.combat is not the opposite of casual.
>>214432063>Best way to get over a woman is to find another womani’ve used and manically discarded 10 different beautiful women since our breakup. i’m completely emotionally broken. unable to form connections. i’ve sent messages pleading to my ex to just give me the simple closure of our relationship because for some reason my body is rejecting as if it were my immune system reacting to a virus.
>Racism more like gaycism. /pol/niggas is fags bruh. They get ropes glazed across their face on the daily
>>214432098>competitive racismMAAAANDINGOOOO VS. SHITJEEEET!
>>214432107It may be that she herself doesn't even know why she broke up with you.It sucks but it happens, women are fucking weird okay
i thought most of /brit/ was brown these days
Don't like that penis post I don't come here to see penii
>>214432114feel bad for chinlets like picrel
>>214432126>I don't come here to see peniiyou would NOT like our resident faggot spammer
for me, it's posting terrible opinions on the internet with extreme confidence
He got mad which means I won. Thank you, thank you.
Not a fan of how other Europeans keep teasing cummies with their beautiful uncut cocks.
I’m a chinletNo I will not shave
She broke up with you cause your ass groveling kneeling licking her shoes, women like it when you play it cool and slick
What's the career pathway to becoming a drug dealer?thank you
saw her standing there by the gumball machine
when /mu/ was my home board 15 years ago we had a resident gorespammer that would post the most horrific corpses and mutilations in the sharethreads.
>>214432118she sure seems proud of it. her twitter is filled with a mix of tweets ranging from minor gloating to obfuscated sorrow. she seems to be occupied by the idea of me but can’t make her mind up, the only decision she has stuck to is never speaking to me again. you are correct though, i don’t think she would vilify me the way she has in some of her posts if she broke up with me for a legitimate reason. we had everything. man she gave me her virginity. why on earth would you leave all this behind
>>214432146Nasty faggot go hang yourself. we don't want your kind here. You are not welcome here
>>214432159I remember on /v/ there was one CSAM webm that I do not care to describe It’s the one with the baby
I can't get it up for dames. I only get wood during football games. but i'm no fag
>>214432160You should treat women that you break up with or are broken up with as effectively dead. They should be dead to you. Mourn her and move on.
Kaotic is still the best one
>>214432160Why are you looking at her Twitter?You did nothing wrong, stop caring what she thinks
>>214432155once in a while two people meetsuddenly for no reason they just pass on the streetsuddenly thunder, showers everywherewell who can explain the thunder and rain when there's something in the air
>>214432160Personally if that happened to me I’d murder her and maybe try to kill her sister in front of her. But I’m a highly neurotic individual so take my advice with a grain of salt
UH HERRO PREASE, I AM CHINESE AND I HAVE TO BUY THE SMARREST DOG WITH THE LOUDEST, SHRIRREST YAP
it's 'seemingly for no reason'damn! I didn't even look it up, it's just that basic poetic sense
GOD DAMN the ODST trailer was so fucking good. Advertising peaked right here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWSLHcAyy90
The penis is still there
>>214432230>>214432230
I think if your wife gives birth to a child that clearly isn’t yours it’s permissible to kill her and the child
>>214432155watch the wire
>>214432155Breaking Bad is a good enough guide I think
>>214432053Ngl I thought that movie was awful
>>214432155
>>214431349I went there
>>214432341SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR PLEASE I AM REDEEEEMING PASSPORT NOW SAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPW84TBQKX4
