Jlingz edition
smells like arseholes in my studio flatand NOT in a good way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f7xCULAgh4&list=OLAK5uy_nusL0JwpbmhlGNns_lO1Xn_Jyu4V2RIVI&index=2
99x claimable rewards (of 50x stardust each) by 2hrs to the endwhich isnt that much and not worth a starpiece. if I caught Pokemon during it I would probably get a lot more
need this to come back into fashion
Don't get why people prefer crossovers/4x4s over saloonsGet bumped around more if you sit higher, peak /comfy/ is a nice low armchair saloon that just glides over the road. Handles much better as well
The home of an 83-year-old woman who drowned during Storm Babet was not protected by formal flood defences, an inquest heard.Maureen Gilbert was found "floating in the water" by her son Paul on the morning of 21 October 2023 in Tapton Terrace in Chesterfield, Derbyshire, after the River Rother burst its banks.Mr Gilbert told Sky News at the time of his mother's death that he was "very angry" and added: "I don't think there's enough being done with flood defences."People get forgotten down here - nobody got it as bad as we did in 2007 and now this year."He added that he had attempted to secure his mother's house with flood defences himself but she rang him on Friday 20 October 2023 to say there was "water coming in the house".Mr Gilbert said it took him seven hours to reach the property, and when he arrived, "it was already flooded way too much" to enter, and he hoped his mother had gone upstairs.He added that emergency services were also unable to enter the home due to the volume of water and planned to return the next day.Mr Gilbert arrived on the Saturday morning to find his mother floating in the water.The pensioner, who lived downstairs in the property because she was disabled, was one of at least seven people who died as a result of the storm, which left thousands of homes without power across the UK.
didnt win anything on the premium bonds this monthtake the fuckign PISS
>>214434763
>>214434773no fancy lambretta for mummy
>>214434763don't care
no fancy lambretta for mummy this month
not buying more alcohol only for a portable battery bank
>>214434698He just needed more time heh
>>214434773Premium bonds are a total waste of time
Eating food in the cold is so much more satisfying than in the summer. I love wearing jumpers and seeing people in jackets.
nth for the gyaldem
sexo
>>214434881Not if you've got 50 grand in them like me
>>214434785sadly no
>>214434823why are the krauts obsessed with her?
spaincunt hopping on the Belgium flag proxy
Listening to 'No Broke Boys - Disco Lines'Glad someone's finally speaking up about the broke male menace
ever wank to a dead woman?
can't get no fucking sleep and my knee hurts
>>214434952
>>214434960what's wrong with your knee
well?
>>214434968What a QT
>>214434977take it to facebook
I don’t know how people cold approach women it seems so cringe
It's kind of crazy how in the 1970s a bunch of guys were fucking and getting fucked in the ass dozens of times a day and they had tons of diseases and shit everywhere and that was just normal
>>214435034hell yeah
>>214434977Parasocial relationships
>>214435034this could refer to so many things
>>214434763this is really sad
>>214434930She's cute
>>214435057such as?
Thinking about are Ted again
just found out that pakistan had a female prime ministermental
>>214434968shes going to do some megapoo after if thats cold brew
>>214435100your dad in university
>>214434925My 40 grand invested in Vanguard is now worth 60k.Just put it in a stocks ISA and forget about it.
>>214435132he didnt go to university. he died from an unspecified viral infection in the 70s
>>214435125thats a bloke
just placed a rom&nd order!got dewyful water tint in custard mauveglasting water tint in mauve moonjuicy lasting tint in bare figglasting melting balm in dear applebare water cushion in pure 21and I got the glasting melting balm in kaya fig as a free gift too! XDI wanted to get the better than palette light and glitter garden too but maybe I'll wait till next time
>>214435115who the fuck is dave
>>214435146then how did his cum get inside your mum
get the migrant's bellies full with white semen
>>214435147no
>>214434952yanktier post
>>214434952Like as in a picture of her dead body? No
영국인이 아닌 또 하나의 멋진 하루네.
>>214435125>>214435219She's quite handsome tbf.
>>214435154Cool suck my cock now. Make your lips pretty for my meat.
>>214435156a lowlife bastard who turned in his own flesh and blood on a one man quixotic mission to save the world from soyentists, computer nerds and glownigs
mate just send me a screenshot that protogfberg shared with himdont even temembrr sending thes3tome to pack in the drinkjg habit methinks
>>214435154trannois?
Would you consume a bit of my ear wax for $5 (five American dollars)?
>>214435273never in a hundred million years you disgusting freak
>>214434952yea
>>214435278dunno what this means
>>214435290Come on. I don't even have a foreskin so it doesn't smell like cottage cheese.
Going on a 30 minute run. Will take the dog out with me. He will have lots of fun and I am not employed.
>>214435311nice
>>214435311Legend
>>214435311how you pay for stuff
>>214435311already done my 30 minute run earlier
started waking up at 8am and im so tired every day
redundancies icumen inlhude sing toilfu
>>214435144ive got 50k in premium bonds and 120k in my ISA
>>214435278'kin hell mate
Guys talking about all his lipsticks and then gets offended you offer him poof sex. What kind of joint is this?
wonder if the toilfu ever done a toilpoo
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
what were you doing in 2006?
>>214435278she raped his arse?
better call saul s2 is so fucking boring
>>214435381playing wow 16 hours a day
>>214435396>>214435305no those are sjreenshots of my messeges to her
need this treatment https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756765528805321.webm
>>214435366You need to just ask her and stop this whinging and bitching and moaning and on and on and on. Ask her or silence yourself. Or better yet, I'LL ask her, give me her number.
>>214435381I wasn't born yet
>>214435411ask her out or ask her about pooing?
>>214435405can see the username so i suspect you've done this on purposea faux-lewis, if you will
>>214435381mourning steve irwin
erm
>>214435413um
Why did you not save her?
>>214435442Howling
>>214435381First year of public school after eight years of comprehensive education. Took months to make my first friends there, felt very lonely until mid 2007.
>>214435381final year of school
>>214435442
have a good day all im outthanks for reporting BE
>>214435278surely being raped whilst sleeping is somewhat of a victimless crime, no?
>>214435451Literally who
>>214435451who? name? vid?
>>214435451looks like that model
>>214435442uh oh danny boyglasgow uni won't be happy
>>214435435About toilpoo.
>>214435480>>214435483>>214435487She murdered her grandparents
>>214435442um....
>>214435339try 5 am every weekday
>>214435511is that what u do
>>214435500Worried about that. Does she need a triple burger at her age? Could lead to diabetes and obesity later in life.
>>214435339try 4AM every day even on weekends
you can't make her cumI can't even wake her up while raping herwe are not the same
I pray that women never feel safe walking alone at night specifically because they'll never be able to coapt "nightwalking" as a term and then make a movie about desolate femcels walking around Boulder Ohio with Lana Del Rey as the soundtrack.
>>214435451there's only so many lowlife gfs I can fix
>>214435500give us some fucking sauce my nigga what a man gotta do
what kind of runt wakes up after 7am
>>214435517aye, such is the life of a tradie, and as a natural consequence i wake up at 7 every weekend
>>214435511>>214435519hello wageslaves
oh yeah actually I guess raping someone would wake them up
>>214435531ktim ever since i got old
>>214435521they really would do this
>>214435518>>214435523>>214435527Looook, do you see?
>>214435538grow up neetboy
>>214435558kill yourself
>>214435537Why do you need to be up at 5am? Do you live 2 hours away from the place you work?
oftentimes when I'm anxious I imagine falling from a great height and smashing headfirst into a hard surface, instantly killing me and ceasing all thoughts. it's very soothing but probably not a healthy ideation.
>>214435531i love waking up early on the weekend. maximises your time off.
>>214435538You even lack the spherical fortitude below the waist to acknowledge what you are lmfao
>>214435558She's eating McDonald's but only has 1 hand to eat with being ma chewed that other one off struggling for the knife
>>214435579ktimi like to inagine the sensation of falling and spinning in the air and then suddenly being dead
Alright time to hit the hay, I've been up all night farming my Edgemaster's
>>214435578we start at 06:45, and i leave the house at 06:10i enjoy having time in the morning, have a little ‘fee and chat with the missus before leaving
>>214435442so this is rorke
>>214435616Wait what's the girls name?
>>214435616>>214435620is the Sweden general dead
>>214434763sad but what kind of a retard a) stays in their home when they expect it to become flooded and b) leaves their disabled mother in a home they think has a high likelihood of being floodedseems like this mong wanted his inheritance early
jupiter gives us strength
year 8 girls netball
>one sweden flag "hitting the hay" (going to bed)>the other sweden flag "hitting the hay" (for his horses)
>>214435622Has that 'i got away with rape' smug look to him dont 'eBet he thinks he's slick him.
can't believe my parentbergs brainwashed me into believing i actually had to try hard at anything when the mere fact that they own their home has me set for life. the cascading effects of that genuinely mean i will never struggle
>>214435600She even had to use her mouth to pick up a fry>>214435577https://youtu.be/kvIsogANoOg
>>214435474
>>214435657how cashless is krakow? does everyone take card? what about non-touristy markets for locals and such
>>214435649<3
>>214435644is balt + ausnz dead?
>>214435649Juno's Cunt!
my coping mechanism? my happy place? my safe mental refuge? being a big strong bull chilling in the savannah and getting my bollocks chewed on by hyenas.
>>214435442>>214435622So this guy raped his mates protogf?
>>214435278did you actually rape someone lad that's kinda fucked up
>>214435698ktim (he gave up at the slightest difficulty when he easily could have overcame his problems)
>>214435684What would happen if you put your dick inside of Jupiter's hole?
>>214435657the duality of swede
>>214435703no he claimed he raped his mate
my coping mechanism? my happy place? my safe mental refuge?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756737946640413.mp4
;)
raping my own arse
>>214435735Why are they all wearing masks?
seems like someone is fucking with their friend, surely nobody would be so dumb as to post their insta handle
>>214435622good looking chap
Chop chop anglo wagies, Cronem's neetbux isn't gonna pay itself.
can’t have a cope, live in reality you see
>>214435683it's almost entirely cashless at this point. the only thing you might need cash for are things like private mini-buses (if you plan to take one, but even those have machines these days) ant the sausage van.little markets, yeah those as well if it's at a market hall type of thing and not a proper business, they won't take card. but it's common here now to do phone transfers with blik codes for stuff but i don't think they work for non-polish bank accounts.don't take much cash with you, and they say you get better rates changing while here, but i haven't done that in about 7 years. use something like revolut to help with fees.
>>214435707we've all been there
>>214435760might get willy covid
>>214435760Adds a certain dignity
>>214435784I like this cat
Me? Planning on ruining Daniel's life lmao
why is someone pretending to be a scottish rapist on /brit/
>>214435781reality is a cope for the true nature of things
>>214435784so this is diego
>>214435802https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/brave-rape-survivor-who-snared-29817870
>>214435808no more good gimmicks about
very blackpilled on the state of the uk this morning
>Small boat migrant illegally enters the UK,>He is judged by the Home Office to be 26 years old. >He approaches a local authority and tells them he is 17.>They uncritically accept this and treat him as a child>It turns out he had previously applied for a visa and was, in fact, 27 years old.It's easier to get your age verified as an asylum seeker than it is as a Brit browsing the internet
phoned gp at opening on the dot and was somehow 30 in the queuelove are nhs
>>214435813ah yes, reality is a cope for… reality
Now imagine me in the Maginot LineSitting on a mine in the Maginot LineNow it's turned out nice againThe Army life is fine
woke up covered in sweat. went to bed after arguing with gfberg because she's been doing this thing where if i have a beer she acts all sad and depressed>hop on playstation with friendberg after work>crack open a couple beers>gfberg getting sad acting as if i'm a 60 year old alcoholic drinking 10 beers dailylast night did a bunch of DIY for her office room and afterwards was sat on the stairs and she comes and sits next to me acting all sad, asks if i've been tempted to drink, i say no and ask wtf she's talking about. i drink once a week max and usually it's 1-4 beers while playing games online with mates. maybe go out once a month to the pubunless i'm sleepwalking and sinking 15 beers each night i think she's lost the plot, driving me fucking mental
>>214435760muzzles so they don't bite his dick off
Should it really be illegal for a girl to murder if she's cute?
>>214435808Apparently this was a key piece of evidence in the caseNever discuss rape with women lads they can't be trustedhttps://vocaroo.com/133LNNQgzUJJ
>>214435768why do they always make aggressive annoying hand movements
i get the feeling everyone at work hates me
>>214435760theres a pandemic rorke
>>214435845low vibrational post
erm...lads?
>>214435852do you ever hit her when you're drunk?
Why did they film her feet?
got my fingy up my bumbum
>>214435903Yeah they're not even peng wtf
>>214435808>in a relationship>sleeping next to him>he puts his penis in her>she "doesnt wake up">pretends she got raped the next dayhow does she stay asleep throughout, something feels off here
>>214435903corr
>>214435782Thanks. I kind of assumed all that but always good to double check.I'll take a little bit of zloty then for those small business places.
>>214435919
Mental how all it would take for a woman to ruin your life is to accuse you of rape especially if your Alibi is sitting alone in your bedroom.
rotke is typing…
came up with a good name for the company that's NOT already registered on Companies House or a domain name
>>214435838>age-disputed personswhy does this feel like the politically correct way of saying lying illegal immigrant
>>214435939dribbling yank golem perplexed at the most entry level /brit/post ever
Children in school used to sing the scatman song at me but instead of saying "I'm a scatman!" they'd sing "you're a fat man!
>>214435852she's actually bloody lost it mate
>>214435903for deranged freaks like yours truly
>>214435923she pronanly then gaslit and wmptionally gaslit him into admitting that he technically 'raped' her by not expressly asking for clear and 'enthusiastic' consent firstgod I hate women
>>214435964tell your wife and kids i said hi
>>214435925They changed the way the public transport tickets work now as well so you can also buy those with card, and instead of it printing you a little ticket you use the transaction in your history as the ticket itself.Sounds stupid though so I'd still buy them through jakdojade or get a physical one if possible.
This is the face of Evil and Murder
>>214435899no
>>214435968they called me the scat man just before I find diapers erotic
>>214435988
Top 5 Vixen/Tushy/Blacked scenes?
Genuinely nothing sadder than sitting in your house having a drink by yourself. Maybe you do have a problem.
>>214436002there's your problem
>>21443600110/10 in sweden
>>214436015agreed. thats why i drink alone in the garden
>>214436010yeah youre right i really need how to learn how to just let things go and not take things so seriously.
>>214436015love love LOVE having a bottle of wine to myselfon a cut currently aiming for 10% bodyfat so can't do that for now you see
registering Poopoopeepee Ltd
>>214436017
>>214436033Just drink vodka
Christ yanks are fucking grim aren't they. Just don't banter at all. What's worse is that they're desperate for any sort of attention here they latch on to anyone talking about them and it just reinforces that
>>214435873wait this is really sounding like a case of someone telling a massive wet wipe he raped someone, him not remembering and just going "well i guess i must have done some raping" and his weird gf getting some sort of rush from it and enjoying the fallout
>>214435958It's a politically correct way of saying wogThe age grift has been commonplace among African immigrants for decades nowClaiming their kids were 2-3 years younger than they are, stretching out the child benefit and educationEveryone who went to school in London knew a kid who was way older than the class he was inIt's only come into the spotlight now because it's being exploited so blatantly
Fucking state of this threadLike I've hopped onto the mencap message board
>>214436040I do lad but that's still extra calories
>>214436015uptight incel doing his gay little moral grandstanding on a poo and crisps discussion forum over a 100,000+ year old human tradition
>>214436015I have a singular pint with every meal. Three meals a day.
had a dream i did something bad and was on the run but i had stewie griffin with me as my little brother and he was a dictator and crashed our getaway plane so we had to run again and think i was in love with him
>>214436058Thoroughly entertained by this. Good post.
>>214436058
Stone Cold Killer
>poo discussion Maybe for you you mentally ill little scrote.
drinking alone + overwatch til 4 am name a better combo
>Maybe for you you mentally ill little scrote.
my entire instagram is just nonsense about these anti immigration ralliesdon't know how people can't see that the die has been cast on this issue
I reckon it'll be the cans for me tomorrow night.
Can't sleep :/
>>214436114looks learning disabled how you would expect of a child in foster care. she's a victim
>>214436127climbing a mountain and eating 3 guilt free double cheeseburgers with a large soda
750kg glassy eyed yank automatons aimlessly puttering about on walmart mobility scooters bumping into shelves the seed oil biomass
>>214436158
>>214436165that does sound good
>>214436071had 2 wogs from """france""" in my school year who were unironically just fully grown men and everyone openly talked about it. plus this was in the 2000s, must be like 20 of these massive wogs in each year in every school. i know one of them is on bennies now no clue what happened to the otherit's insane how obvious these things are but retards are so scared of offending or something that nobody ever does anything about it
chopping up some unyins
get the poo raped or summ idek anymore
>>214436143Legally be in trouble with Thames valley police if I shared my Instagram suggestions
>>214435852That is really mental yeah
got molested in fortnite again lads
why has the national discourse shifted away from the bankers the bonuses it's disgusting?
>>214436127havent played overwatch in years quit when they added the hamster is it still good
shagging a bunyip
>>214436215mine oscillates between turbo rorke zoomers and reheated pro immigration propaganda that no one believes anymore
>>214435893Uhhh rorke I thought you wanted the hotels closed?
apparently wanking in public is a "crime"this used to be a free country
All this talk of Scottish lads getting gaslight into thinking they're therapists made me remember the time my sixth form girlfriend slapped me for smoking a joint, then when I responded by getting and angry and saying she's lucky I don't smack the shit out of her told I was being abusive.Kind of forgot how fucking insane and entitled young women can be.
>>214436143the die hasn’t been cast over here because people are only anti illegal immigration, they’re fine or have no opinion on entire cities and towns becoming majority wog and paki in a matter of decades or less. some families have been here so long people argue they are just as native as white brits. we are fucked.not the same in australia though so im jealous but glad for you
>>214436182https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_developmental_delay
who the FUCK books a meeting at 9:30am
Planning on battering that Aussie poster if he shows up here again
>>214436262
Am I stupid or is this just not a punishment. I wouldn’t mind
bit developmentally delayed me (barely 5'9")
>>214436258>people are only anti illegal immigration,Simply untrue
>>214436265My solicitor did once but I thought it was a test to see if I could really handle proceedings being brought against me
>>214436229ye the games improving a lot and the devs are really responsive these days feels like it’s alive again
hate it when you enter a public sex thread on gif and it's actually just outdoors innawoods or in a corner behind a bush late at night or at best on a nude beach with some old fart wanking in the background
>>214436258think you're confusing what people are allowed to say and what they truly feelthere's simply no racially harmonious future where we all live happily together, it is an impossibility
>>214436280Me too. I'm only 4.5 inches (hard)
>>214436228Yeah don't people know that the enemy travels by yacht not dinghy
>>214436297oh nice i was thinking of coming back when it became ow2 but saw that you have to pay for skins nowquite liked spending £100 for an all you can eat gamblethon and getting most of the cosmetics from the lootboxes anyway
>>214436278realistically what do you do if your daughter shows up and shes fit as fuck?
my instagram is memes and anti israel stuff
Curious about eating girl poop.
>>214436341Porn addicted freak
literally the last time i had a beer was at a concert a week and a half ago. going fucking insane thinking about how gfstein seems insistent on me having an alcohol problemgenuinely think it's a combination of her being extremely sheltered, slightly ignorant of normal drinking habits, and a minor bit of autism so she sees me drinking "alone" when playing playstaion a couple of times and thinks i'm just getting hammered on my onesneed to bring it up to her again lads but last time i tried she got upset acting and told me i cant convince her to not see "what's obvious". worst part is she seems genuinely concerned and she doesn't get angry or shout or anything, just sad, but it's driving me fucking mental
>>214436331theres an event for 77 lootboxes right now
do women and gays have to learn how to suck willies or does it come naturally to them?
>>214436282plenty of anti immigration people are fine with mass immigration as long as they integratethink even the hardcore antis like rupert lowe are fine with some of it>>214436318plenty of people think there is some kind of harmonious future though and still argue for it despite being anti illegal immigration
X
>>214436341it's actually dangerous because there is a medical phenomenon, forgot what it's called where family members become sexually attracted to eachother if they meet for the first time in adulthood, very common among siblings
>>214436358this stuff actually happens https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction
>>214436368Fucking hate women me
>>214436372wowza redownloadinf then
>>214436383howling
>>214436383iain thoroughly rattled there lol. knows he's been exposed
>>214436374>plenty of people think there is some kind of harmonious future thoughyeah but this number is rapidly shrinking (at an exponential rate even) and crucially younger and younger people don't believe it anymoreimmigration is a done issue in every western country, there's no way to reverse it either
a crowd of dozens of rorke's 18 year old half-black daughters with his distinctive chin suddenly turning up at his front door
>>214436258>because people are only anti illegal immigrationNo they're not
saw someone on a train that was leaving the platform who im 100% was a close relative and we had a little psychic connection for a moment before he zipped off
>>214436383I realised years before anyone that Douglas Carswell was a functional autist
>>214436374Rupert Lowe consistently goes on about deporting large numbers of legals
>>214436459>>214436462well fellas im a bit blackpilled so any actual evidence contrary to my view would be quite nice
trap the blackoids in giant obsidian superstructures
>>214436383>my partner
Remembering that time I was near Glasgow Central and found out mousenonce was 5 minutes away from me so decided to run down there hoping to batter him and ended up chasing him down the platform at Glasgow Central only for him to jump on a train and it pull away as he mocked me from the window
bulldoze the biomass into abandoned mineshafts
Janitor, there's interracial porn on the catalog.
>>214436488look up any poll on attitudes to immigrationbeing even remotely critical of immigration 10-15 years ago was considered an insanely fringe belief
accidentally bought a pack of caffeine pouches not ones with nicotine award
>>214436402Did you even bother to read that before posting it?
>>214436550no x
>>214436543corr need one with both plus a little fent
the canada poster is the human version of the nerd emoji
>>214436402>She developed sexual feelings for her son when she met him after he was adopted away, but he did not want to be part of any such contact.[8]corrrr
>>214436542fair enough just think peoples minds are changing too slowly for any real change until its too late and most are still like ‘errr well they can stay if they’re good’ instead of total remigration in the long run
>>214436383Is Douglas based or is he only promoting zionist sanctioned anti-muslim counter-jihad?
>>214436572you get a very chinese vibe from them dont you
>>214436517Did this was Amer in Preston
get it fucking made
>>214436374>plenty of anti immigration people are fine with mass immigration as long as they integratePlenty aren't.
Good job. I knew you were here.
>>214436592not really
Thanks for calling me human at least
nurse, that brazilian freak's out againtalking to himself and all
>>214436582this is true if you think "real change" equates to voting, but it's past that point realistically
Crazy that ethnic replacement is so normalised
>>214436589
watermelon niggiri
>>214436543Why do the youth of today simply stick the word award on the end of every sentence?
>>214436636Ofc, ethnic replacement of the natives as long as they also worship jews
>>214436667sounds racist
>>214436675>>214436675>>214436675
no problem with gays but I can’t understand how they have sex
What's the latest on trump lads? Last I heard he was heading to the hospital later
