Nintendo Switch 2 editionPrevious: >>214461464
They call it a Nintendo switch because you switch it off and go play games on your PC
DO YOU WANT THE HOUSE TOUR? I CAN TAKE YOU TO THE FIRST SECOND THIRD FLOOR AND I PROMISE NONE OF THIS IS A METAPHOR I JUST WANT YOU TO CUM INSIDE
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>>214463543Get they ass
India.
Chad
*mario voice* luigi princess peach wantsa to have sex with mya asshole
>>214463575Was this filmed in Brampton? Surrey?
>>214463565I'm racist but black people are quite funny
Elected representatives should be paid minimum wage
>>214463603KEK
Tired of jeet webmsWe get it, they have different standards of hygiene and manners than Westerners.
Pakistani vegetable salad recipe
>>214463658lol pipe down Rajesh
>>214463658>than WesternersGUDD MOURNING SAAAAAR!
I think I'm being manipulated by a woman
>>214463658let the losers post their webms it's all they have
>>214463658"different" standards
>>214463674nta but that's perfect English
>>214463659pakis and jeets are the same to anyone who isn't one of them
>>214463709You say this as if that wasn't the consensus already
Gonna play smackdown vs raw boys!
>>214463658See >>214463018
you watching this dana white contender series
>>214463741I read that as smackdown vs blacked raw
>>214463658>we get it, they have no standards of hygiene and manners.FTFY
>>214463770That's because you're mentally ill.
Introverted males are the dalits of 2025
Did you guys know about the Purepechas? They were a rival empire to the Aztecs, in fact, the Aztecs were scared shitless of them.
i watch breaking points for krystal ball's nice boobies
>>214463658Imagine the smell in the room in which this was typed
When a girl smiles or smirks at me i assume it's mockinglysomething about the way girls smile also carries a hint of mocking
>>214463790I bet they had shitty monuments and that's why I haven't heard of them
*ugandan knuckles voice* ehhey just boofed on de vape
>>214463815A pretty girl smiled at me today and it made me very happy
Jeets will treat everyone around them like complete shit without a second thought but the moment you post a few memes suddenly it's all serious business and we have to change the subject.
>>214463821dey eat da poo poo like it's ice cream
catberg is demanding attention but i am too tired to play.
>>214463828It doesn't make me happy because i assume it's mocking like the way a person smiles at a retard or childBut i'm probably fucked in the head
>>214463843You're probably handsome, normal people don't mockingly smile at strangers, especially not pretty women
>>214463821gotta say the bits feel a bit subpar tonight
>>214463815some anons aren't able to tell the difference, so you're doing good on that front at least
>>214463841Play with catberg, he won't be around forever and he loves you.
>>214463862I don't understand this post
you niggas talk about women way too much fr
>>214463832indians are known for their kindness and high spirituality
>>214463875>he loves you.no he doesn't, he just wants to play and i'm the only one here.
>>214463852Maybe idk, online girls have told me i'm cute, but i guess i'm a bit of a mentalcelirl though they seem to keep their distance like in a classroom they'll sit in any chair except near mine>>214463876He's saying some anons are so autistic they can't tell the difference between a mocking smile v.s a flirtatious smile
>>214463891You always should get at least two cats if you want to keep them inside the house.
Why are aussies like this?>>214463330
>>214463884They are always on my mind I'm sorryI'm enchanted by their womanly charms
>>214463816Apparently they knew how to smith metal and employed it highly effectively.
>>214463891When he's gone you'll miss him and wish you'd played with him.
>>214463922i hate that schizo who spams the catalog
>>214463909why is there no dating platform for mentalcels
>>214463919i do have another but they don't really like each other much.
>>214463919You're so jealous of Sabrina Carpenter
>>214463815It’s very easy to tell the difference between a girl who’s giving you ‘fuck me eyes’ and smiling at you, vs laughing at yout. handsome, but have been laughed at by women in public once for a stupid haircut I had during the covid period when the barbers were closed
>>214463887Known to who?
>>214463937desu I'll probably be dead before him.
In ancient China it was common for male advisors to the emperor to be castrated. Due to said castration they would often lose control of their ability to pee. Due to this they often had to put rags where their member once was. This often caused the rags to stink. To this day "Stinky Eunuch" is a insult in China and Taiwan.
mentalcel = looks normal but has mental issues?
Do you think all porn in the future will be ai generated?
>>214463946How about Sabrina Carp and Poles keep her in a bathtub for a while before Christmas dinner
You know people mock liberal arts shit but I sincerely wish I could go back to college and just take some dumb classes, like I enjoyed my random anthropology class I took and I my school actually offered a real basketweaving course and other oddball intro arts classes, I like history lectures a lot as well, history classes with good professors are the only ones I ever woke up early for, I think if you truly can't enjoy a comfy history lecture being given by an old white man who's autism has made him hyperfocus on some 5 year time span 1000 years ago then you're probably the soulless form of anti intellectual not the cool kind
>>214463953Also if they fumble their words while maintianing direct eye contact
How are you feeling today?
>>214463966I thought castration was just cutting off the balls
>>214463973That sounds like a cool tradition I wish I did shit like that instead of putting together blocks
are mice like this a meme? thinking of getting one once my razer dies
>>214463968yeah pretty much.
>>214463994Too much effort for my fingers to hold on to, methinks
>>214463991Do you make your Christmas dinner in Minecraft
>>214463989It was the penis as well in ancient China
>>214463953>It’s very easy to tell the difference between a girl who’s giving you ‘fuck me eyes’ and smiling at you, vs laughing at youIdk it's not easy for me but i'm socially retardedI'll catch women looking back over their shoulder at me, but i can't tellit could be she's just thinking wow that guy looks retarded idk
>>214464010I wonder if my use of “in Minecraft” flagged this post for review by glowies LOL
>>214463958>that imagetop fucking kek
>>214463987I have butterflies in my stomach because tomorrow is the day where I find out if my gf prospect actually wants to date to me. Can't stop thinking about it.I am prepared for rejection because I was planning on an epic solo 3 week backpacking trip to yurop next summer and I can't do that if I have a gf!
>>214464029Erm just go and then you can cheat on her while she’s stuck at home??
>>214464046I refuse to be a disloyal boyfriend
I love microplastics
>>214463987Sick. It's the worst time ever to be a white man.
>>214463971Hopefully. I would be best for society, other than banning it altogether.
>>214464061THERE ARE MICRO PLASTICS IN MY BALLS
I don't understand push and pull days so I just workout whatever I feel like
>>214464022if it's a smirking smile it's mockeryif it's a normal smile with long eye contact, then it's flirtatious
>>214464060I’m being facetious. Cheating is gay-adjacent behaviour.I cheated on my then-gf with an ex when she was away on some vacation that she’d booked like a year before she met me. Idk if I fell for romanticization of cheating in media or what. It just felt bad in the moment, and especially felt bad lying about it after the fact. I think she suspected something, but had no proof, and I just stonewalled her with denial. That was when I was 20, and I’ve never done it since.
who needs they pussy ate
bout to pull the trigger and book myself a trip to Europe for this winter.
>>214464114Where
>>214464022they're probably nervous of you, and I'm not just saying that to be le mean on le 4chan
>>214464109I thought you were a baccala man, Uncle Jun’, what are you doing eatin’ sushi!!
>>214464131What's mean about that
>>214464133This Sopranos episode hasn't aged well because every man eats pussy now
>>214464128Iceland, the Faroes, and Norway.
>>214464095I only do 5 exercises and I don't even count the reps, I just stop when I can't anymore. Pushups, pullups, curls, overhead tricep extensions.
babepedia
>>214464158Ohh I saw your thread on /trv/Based, you'll have a great time I'm sureBring the heaviest jacket you can though
i have calculated that women have 10 'holes"here are my findings:pussy = 1anus = 1thighs = 1feet = 1boobs = 1hands = 2armpits = 2mouth = 1let me know your thoughts
>>214464146It’s in the show that they all do it behind closed doors albeit. The controversy is about saving face in public and keeping it secret; not whether they actually partake or not. That said, I haven’t eaten pussy in a long time. One too many gross yeasty incidents, plus girls who are too self-conscious about their pussies and don’t want they pussy ate
>>214464142ummm, actually, we have salmonids on the east coast sweetie. in west virginia, check out rainbow trout.
>>214464145They're nervous because they think you're a serial killer incel
>>214464180What do you do if you're about to go down on a girl and she smells bad, do you back off and tell her?
>>214464167forgot reverse curls
UNCLE JUN’S IN THE MUFF I MEAN ROUGH
>>214464174>he doesn't know the stratReally you can have alot
>>214464206SOUTH OF THE BORDER
Im sick of looking at this statue in my ghetto its ruining the bordered up buildings and crime asthetics
currently lusting over black women
>>214464241Grim
>>214464022Looking back while flipping their hair
i am a sad lonely manis that funny to you
>>214464189As I said, I’ve retired from that game, but the last time it happened, I just dealt with it for a little while to avoid giving her a complex (this was a gf, not a random one night stand; not that I’d ever eat a one night stand’s pussy), and then I moved on to something else
>>214464207what strat
>>214464264Looks like that Ontario tranny shop teacher with the massive prosthetic breasts
>>214464241
>>214464145You're on 4chan and socially retarded, odds are you look strange and stand out in some way. People (not just women) don't feel comfortable around people who they think seem weird. Based off your posts you don't seem like a rapist or anything so it's unfair but it is what it is.
>>214464285That shit was crazy, can't believe they let xer flaunt xeir fetish like that in front of children
bless up kweenz
>>214464298She was so hot before she bogged herself. Demi Sutra bogged herself too
why are there no hot black pornstars
>>214464174There’s a rare one that you missed. I’ve read medical stories concerning an old couple who failed to ever conceive. The old lady was at a gynaecologist for some other reason, and the failure to conceive came up in conversation. When the time came for the pussy examination, it turned out she still had her hymen, and her urethra was totally blown out; guess which hole her retarded husband had been fucking for all those years. An extreme form of urethral sounding, I guess.
>>214464355Like 1 in every 1000 black women are attractive
>>214464362That's an urban legend
>>214464343whoever told her to get fake tits should be sent to the Hague
>>214464331I'm socially retarded and kind of weird, but look ok. Several women have told me i look cutethe smile doesn't usually look nervous But yes I am a massive freak
>>214464374The old lady? Your mom. The retard? Me…
how do you unfuck a fucked up broken life
https://youtu.be/FbVISS-lEAc
>>214464167I should do this
>>214464374Umm
i miss spinstersome of the best goons i ever had were goons to her posts
hey /cum/ u like my new fit
*african guy voice* an u kno de ting about having sex wit a man is dat you sum time fageh tha he a man an dat is wrong dat is wha gah mean wheh he say you no leh with man like man u jus mus remember he is a man an you be fine
>>214464413>AITry again
>>214464422grim
Trannies, jeets and jeet trannies
>>214464433https://youtu.be/OL5HIApQXrY
>work out for a year, make little to no progess>start taking protein>suddenly start making progess>run out of protein>stop making progressfascinating
>>214464444I routinely post screenshots of the AI slop that shows up at the top of Google searches as a low effort reply to low effort posts
>>214464476just bought another giant jug of protein powder, you should do the same. also bought Rocky box set on the weekend to get me even more motivated. training to beat up black people and commies is the ultimate motivator.
>>214464404He mogs Jason
why do people discuss climate change as if we were aliens from another planet? no, the earth produced us, we are just as much a part of this planet as anything else. we are earth sentient. we have every right to poison ourselves if we so choose
Canadians
>>214464451If only all jeets in Canada trooned out including orchiectomies VGH
I filter AI summaries using UBlock's element picker.
>>214464476>>work out for a year, make little to no progessMeee I even take protein powder and creatine
>>214464508didn't we come from the garden of eden?
i feel dismal
>>214464532According to some schizo book
I absolutely cannot stand the flavour of artificial sweeteners, and practically all protein powder brands use them. I used to buy a brand from New Zealand that just had a small proportion of real sugar instead of artificial sweeteners, but even they changed their formulation to contain shit like stevia eventually.I have resorted to buying absolutely plain protein powder, and then consuming it within fancy other natural ingredientd in the blender
>>214464404https://youtu.be/TLvvJXqRo4k
>>214464433okay so its like an snl bit and its an african guy teaching a class full of white students there's a board behind him with a bunch of like complicated formulas on them and the camera fades in like its mid lecture>an so sum time you wan have sex wid man buh no wuh wanna have sex wid you in dat case we *gestures to the class*>*white student raises hand* uh you rape him? Is it rape him?>*teacher claps* very goot johnathan, if he say no you jus rape him
they even have one for Spinster
Freaks like me should be put into circus cages for the entertainment of normies
freaks like me weren't meant to liveif all this world can give
>>214464591You can stream on chaturbate
Freaks like me should be euthanized (seriously please)
>>214464591freak shows died because the whole world became oneanyways, what makes you so entertaining?
>>214464606Canada is here to help
if i had hella money i'd buy a jetski right now and just have a blast
:/I'm not homophobic but the gay sex maggot response definitely happens to my brain
i say normies because i dont agree with using the f slur
The incel phenomenon is just the zoomie version of geeks/nerdsNothing new under the sun. normies are always inventing new scapegoats for their perverse sadistic pleasures
>>214464624Do you wanna kiss me?
>>214464611when you're joking around with your bro
>>214464642If you're a pretty biological woman yeah
>>214464618build your own
>>214464422she moved on, it's time for you to do the same
When we die we join the great anime in the sky.
>>214464641>perverse sadistic pleasuresthey just think we're weird anon it's okay
>>214464611I unironically do this
>>214464641the word incel was a self-descriptor from the beginning, it wasn't invented by normies
I'm a normie but I've never also a 23 yr old KHV (I have held hands with a girl)
Are you a thincel?
Wow, cum is very slow when the Eastern Euopeans and Goshy are not here.
>>214464710Foda-se um pato, brüdi
>>214464710Apologize to Sabrina Carpenter
>>214464708I'm skinnyfatI used to be regular skinny for a while and before that skinnyfat but now I'm skinnyfat again
>>214464701Your mom and sister don't count
>>214464641I am a fag so I don't have a stake in this but its undeniable that the male loneliness epidemic both in terms of friends and women has gotten much worse over the last 10-20 years because of the internet
I'm 120lbs, thin end of the wedge towards becoming skinnyfat
>>214464722I'm not Fk. Stop replying to me with a pic of this woman! Thank you!
>>214464727No it was a fat girl who worked at the same place as me but I fumbled itI don't hold hands with my family members at least not since I was very young
>>214464727I have only ever caressed a girl's long, straight blonde hair because my cousin from Germany allowed me to, thank you
>>214464722Need her to sit on my face
how long before Walmart gets sued
>>214464758I don't get it
Less than 2 months before I emigrate to Poland now. I am still trying to figure out how to metaphorically " burn the boats " when I get to Poland. In that I burn all bridges and hope of returning to Canada so that my only options in Europe are success or death.
>>214464751Post her. Why would a Brownzilian have a cousin from Germany?
>>214464768You could symbolically burn an actual boat like a viking funeral
>>214464758It's just a marketplace.
>>214464767it's pretty self explanatory
>>214464771A picture of her when she was a kid
>>214464788I was just thinking of starting the process of giving up my Canadian citizenship.
>>214464794i get the 6 million but what is 109 and 271,000
>>214464794They didn't even make it look evilI can't hate that little apple fella
ex fling from my high school days hit me up recently and i feel like i’m falling for a trap bros
>>214464812Expelled from 109 countries not sure about the 271k
>>214464800>actually posting herNot cool
>>214464812they've been kicked out of 109 countries, and 271,000 is considered the documented and mathematically feasible number of casualties (according to those evil bigots who deny the holocaust)
>>214464823Why do you both type so weird
ChatGPT, write the sound that a police car makes.
>>214464823If you've ever looked down at a mouse/rat for falling for such an obvious trap, you're no better.
>>214464835If the Belgians could kill 10 million Congolese without even trying, then the Nazis could kill 6 million jews with maximum effort
>>214464758*dementia joe biden voice* and ya know the thing is I used to like jews... I mean the juice... used to say to me ya know hitler he hates the juice and I'd say... say I got a baseball sized orange shoved up my ass don't know what hitler had up his maybe some raisins or some a that
>>214464847it's actually an insult to say 6 million when it was more like 150 billion or probably more even than that actually
>>214464836we’re zoomers sry.. :p
>>214464838
The number doesn't matter because even ONE is far too many
600 or 6,000,000. Either way it was terrible.
Intellectuals whats something I can study to get out of the US
>>214464879>zoomers>settling down age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3not2MRWZk
>>214464879I'm a zoomer too, no one I know types like that
>>214464899yeah i’m 25 and she’s 23
>>214464895definitely not STEM because i tried applying for shitloads of jobs outside the US and i never heard back from any of them.
>>214464890t. Adam Eget
>>214464823what the fuck
>>214464895AI
>>214464839it’s weird cause she should absolutely hate me for how i acted when we were seeing each other (also she’s gotten much prettier)
>>214464917Settling age for the midwest. For everyone else it's the age you figure out whether you should actually marry her, or if she's actually a german folklore witch in disguise
>>214464947Oh dude please snap out of it before you do something stupid and financially destroy yourself. Let me guess, you have a stable decent to well paying job?
>>214464947She's weirdYou're weird too though
dark
the only technology I'm sad I was born in the wrong generation for is robots like in 100 years we'll have probably perfected them and you'll have your amazon sex bot and you can say something like "alexa my dick is hard" and the robot just comes over and starts sucking you with zero hesitation or discussion about it idk I just want to fuck a robot really
rides the cock carousel then goes back to the beta nice guy from high school
>>214464990they're roleplaying a rape scenario
>>214464947Are you ready to settle down with her? She's ready to.
>>214464993
>>214464993i'm not into that personally but we're on the cutting edge of it right now so you can keep track of developments at leastexpensive though
I think plenty of northern English men would love football
>>214464996Read one recently about an Indian woman writing to other Indian women/girls about how they should date white men for experience but settle down with an Indian man because Indian men will make better husbands because they don't have options like the white men.If you ever think you're suffering imagine being born an Indian male.
holy shit some of you people live the most cringe lives imaginable
>>214464993They'll be more than good enough far before 100 years. Robots using LLMs to complete basic tasks without any controller is the Wright brothers flight of intelligent robots.
I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. However, I don't know shit about my disease, and I am not sure what is bothering me. I don't treat it and never have, though I respect medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, let's say sufficiently so to respect medicine. (I am educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am.) No, I refuse to treat it out of spite. You probably will not understand that. Well, but I understand it. Of course I can't explain to you just whom I am annoying in this case by my spite. I am perfectly well aware that I cannot "get even" with the doctors by not consulting them. I know better than anyone that I thereby injure only myself and no one else. But still, if I don't treat it, its is out of spite. My liver is bad, well then, let it get even worse.
>>214465020>Indian men will make better husbands because they don't have options Neither do most indian women. they ugly as hell
>>214465048You're an idiot
>>214465005yeah i think i could… i took her virginity and she used to be horribly in love with me i guess
happens
>>214465079cow tools ass joke
>>214465023I am unironically pretty successful outside of these threads I just find it soulless and boring, I have a good job in the low 6 figures but I absolutely hate it and have been in an existential crisis since I was a teen that I'll never really get to be some special or creative so there's no real point to doing anything else, I don't really have any interests in having kids and leaving them to deal with stuff, and there's no advantage to getting a wife or gf other than sex which I lost interested in long ago, I am rottmaxxing in a relative level of comfort that will let me ride out things until I die or society collapses but even then I think I'm at the tier where I'll still manage to slip by just fine
So what was Trump's big announcement?
>>214465048I remember you posting this before
>>214465100He's in the epstein files
about to put the terlit out of commission
>>214465100He's dying, JD Vance looked pretty happy for some reason
>>214465095take magic mushrooms
snickers are the best candy bar and it's not even close
>>214465100Moving the space force headquarters from Colorado to Alabama That's it
>>214465131They all taste like shit
>>214465131butterfingers*
It's called chocolate bar
>>214465188
actually the best candy bar is mr. goodbar and it’s not close
These are pretty good
>best texture: crunch bars and butterfingers tied>best flavor: snickers, twix, and 100 grand>best overall: reeses
dunno why people act like antisemitism is heavily censored or whatever nowadaysIn fact I've barely seen anything pro-Israel outside of mainstream media which nobody watches under the age of 50
>>214465237>no Oh Henryget.out.
>>214465102It's from Notes From the Underground you uncultured swine
>>214465266Oh Henry is American
Imagine being white and not a chud at this point
Gf brought me a box combo and snacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x70jHi24JbU
I've noticed that crunch bars don't even mention nestle anymore
>>214465306thats a fat thing to notice
Dubai Chocolate
I haven't had a candy bar since I was a child
what do kikes and their tranny golems get from trying to normalize ugliness
>>214465310Current thing
>>214465310Snorkeler sex?
labubu
>>214464661True but it quickly morphed into a broad word for any guy that's nerdy to a degree that's weird it's now pretty much a catch all term for any guy that seems weird in a way that's quiet and off putting
I have been described as “egregiously chinese”
>>214465290i havent been a chud in like two years. unless you count wanting most illegals to go back
>>214465023My life is one embarrassment after the nextI just want to die in a car crash
Watching meet the spartans with gf
Oowooh that smellCan't you smell that smellOowoo that smellThe smell of new mystery scent scratch n sniff labubu surrounds you
The amazon nigga hate me bruh I ordered freeweights he bout ta key my car lmaooooo
MEGA FART
>>214465371freeweights aint free boy
it's good to be in something from the ground floor, and I came too late for that, I know. But lately I've been getting a feeling that I came at the end. The best is over
>>214464734The internet + Covid did a number on young peopleI remember pre covid college classrooms would be lively, loud Now when I walk into one they're dead silentIt's like everyones soul has been crushed irreparably
>male loneliness epidemic
>>214465280Yes? None of the ones you posted are Canadian.
>>214465130I only do dude gangweed and usually that's just on the weekends (I am having some tonight because I'm feeling restless lately)
>>214465392retard
Why is watching girls be slutty on tiktok and instagram so much hotter than straight pornography?
>>214465387blaming it on covid is just a scapegoat, people were getting weird and quiet pre covid it just amplified it
Thinkgen bout cute French gorls
>>214465403yeah i didn't suggest it for recreational purposesaccording to your post you're lost and aimless, living for nothing seemingly, so you might as well trip balls and give the mind some shock therapyor just find God or something idk
wouldn't mind smoking some nugs
>>214465426
>>214465416change of pace. if all you watched was slutty girls on social media but never looked at porn you'd be saying the exact opposite.
>>214465416Attainability. Those are real girls like the ones you went to school with. They're actually doing hot girl stuff all the time without you. Element of NTR here
what if you go to hell and it’s just a computer in a room and you have to write code and then debug it but every time you fix something another bug appears and it just goes on forever
>>214465420I wasn't blaming it only on covidI just noticed it became more drastic and visible post COVIDLike even normies are over self conscious and afraid to socialize now Like the difference is so stark it's crazyI'm an older zoomer 25 years old, and it's just insane how different it became so suddenly
I got rid of tinnitus by taking a big dose of mushroomsI started doing some gay meditation shit and focusing on my ears and filtered out the noise
>>214465449would love to go to hell right now if i get paid for it
>DASD_516
im high on weed
>>214465461no you’re just trying to write code that simply never runs
wish sexy robot women were real
wish brazilians werent real
>>214465505SAME
>>214465511SAME
>>214465530>>214465530>>214465530
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