first rule of /cum/ club-edition
first for poop
second for poop
third for poop
slow roasted poop served au jus
fourth for poop
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seventh for poop
its hip to FUCK BEES
I'm tired of updating brave all the time. Fuck off
DO NOT PEDDLE ANTISEMITIC CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN OUR GENERAL. WE DO NOT ENGAGE WITH BAD FAITH ACTORS.
Great thread so far
>>214465597Yeah u wnt dat buzzsy bby?
>>214465603why the fuck are her shoulders so broad
poop
>>214465443>Element of NTR hereNot really? She enjoys what she's doing, I enjoy the content, I don't have to deal with the personality issues that come inherent with online whoring. Seems good to me!
when did south park stop being funny?
>>214465585What a retarded poll
>>214465619She plays tennis
>>214465657around the time it started tegrity farms and extended, non-episodic storylines
the negro bot
>>214465657imaginationland when they started doing multi-episode "arcs" instead of just being 4 dumb 10 year olds getting in wacky adventures
I often say stuff sincerely and people misinterpret it as a joke and then I don't say anything because I suppose it works better that way
>>214465657When they hired B*ll H*der like 15 years ago
>>214465670ew girls with too much testosterone end up birthing retarded children with under developed frontal lobes
I wasted the first half of my 20s, not to mention my entire teens.
im fucking evil
>>214465697what is wasting really
>>214465697moi aussi
$2000/night hotel in Thimphu, Bhutan.
>>214465706deep brazilian insight
>>214465673>extended, non-episodic storylineshave they had any one off episodes since then? it seems like every episode is a pathetic attempt at trying to stay topical, but the episodes are immediately dated because of that making rewatches shit compared to the old non connected episodes.
de camptown ladies sing a song doo da doo da
dude a few doors down from me is getting evictedi think he has a toddler
which celebs have onlyfans
>>214465730he got a bad case of not my problem
>>214465728de camptown...ladies?
>>214465721Idk. I stopped watching as soon as they started doing that shit years ago. Before then, I had watched every single episode multiple times
farts have had absolutely no scent lately.
SHOULD I PLAY CONAN EXILES OR CYBERPUNK
i prefer anime
Got myself a Switch 2 even though I didn't really want it right now just because I'm afraid orange chimp will make it go up in price like PS5.
first they came for some other guy and i didn't do shit because i ain't himthen they came for me and i ran into the bayou
A cute ladyboy comes up to you in Bankgkok and offers sexo. Do. you accepto?
Gonna smonk a doimk
doo doo
>>214465657the moment you turn 18
>>214465754same
>>214465755are you gonna play anything on it though? my switch is collecting dust rn.
now thats oddwhy would a man who's not suicidal commit suicide?
https://x.com/druski/status/1963017485114040343
my last console was the ps4 i only bought it to play rdr2
>>214465789idk ask /pol/
I remember as a kid, I would just circle random answers for those ISAT tests cause I thought “well these don’t effect my grade so who cares”
>>214465657When I found out some people I dislike watch it
>>214465730sounds like quite the fuck up, too bad for the kid tho he doesn't deserve that
boomers thought this was peakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tuu5YtkPIo
>>214465789>trusting psychology expertslol
im back
>>214465657When they started doing season long story lines
>>214465797we used to have these tests called 'cst's' and i would just guess on everything, a couple times they called me for a meeting because i was getting "far below basic results", still didn't give a fuck.
>>214465797I did this for an IQ test. They didn't warn us that it's an IQ test, they just said that the test doesn't matter and won't affect our grades. Do your best!
>>214465781other than MKW there's really nothing else. I'll get the Switch 2 upgrade for TotK and play through it for the first time since I bought it 2 years ago but never left the tutorial area.
>>214465657I tapped out around PC Principal
International law is retarded and gayThere is no reason we shouldn't be able to nuke and colonize Mexico and then kick out every spic
RIP Graham Greene.
stfu about epstein no one cares
What's all this Venezuela stuff then
gooning bonanza
>>214465884yeah somewhere around that time when randy became lorde and it was in every episode for like 3 years
>>214465797i recall refusing to study for those at like 7 years old. when i learned about averages and probability i did the math and found i had just as good a chance at getting a passing grade with totally random answrs
My entire body is chinese experimental. I have grown tits. I am “the raped” and I don’t feel like I exist. I need to go lay down.
>>214465910nothing worth gooning to anymore. i think a gf would be better
>>214465926You need to take your meds
>>214465926i have tits too. i play with them from time to time
>>214465926what the fuck compels someone to write this shit
>>214465954a good sense of humor
niggas got schizophrenia sometimes, my uncle has it, shit it rough, i don't want anything to do with it
what happens if you fall asleep with ur dick in a pussy
>>214465965im more interested in what happens if you pee in a pussy, does the womb get filled with piss
>>214465962how does his manifest, what are his delusions
Cheers.>>214465965The pussy clams up and doesn't let go.
>>214465961But it’s just complete nonsense
Can't sleep. Again.
>>214465983i dunno i have nothing to do with it, i know he went sicko mode recently and doesn't want to get treatment
i hung my head
>>214465992bro let me hit that
>>214466003this will be me in 4 hours
>>214465949That’s so hot
unhinged nonsense ITT
I set off running to wake from the dream
>>214466023haha yeah sometimes i pretend im giving a boobjob
>>214465982>pee in a pussythis is how I thought sex worked when I was 9 years old
My penis naked under my fleece Star Wars pyjamas so comfortable
We're going to war with Venezuela
>>214466031Girl or trans girl or fat guy?
>>214466053say wallah
can iron oxidize/rust while in liquid form
>>214466060not telling
>>214466066it should be able to, yes
>>214466060it's the fat guy who works at Singh Horton's
>>214466069That’s fair. Well, enjoy your boobies
>>214466079really? then why does melting iron melt back into its pure unoxidized form
fast forward to tomorrow already pleaaaaaaasseeeeee
cumbums
>>214466104fuck i don't knowchemistry is bullshit
>>214466105please no, work sucked today and I dont want to deal with pissing off my coworkers again so soon
>I don't get to go to Venezuela and rape big booty latinas because I have asthmaIT'S NOT FAIR
>>214466109kek
>>214466118haha they must really hate you
>>214466118I see the gf prospect tomorrow, I can't waitit may really happen this time!
>>214466119we sunk a cartel boat, why is everyone acting like we landed boots on the ground
I knew a girl from Venezuela in University. She was like 5’1 and had massive knockers. Super hot but obviously way out of my league. Very nice gal though.
>>214466130they have oil we can steal
>>21446612470% sure they do. At least one of my bosses do, Im sure of it
>>214466136I fucked a columbian foreign exchange student at uni. she didn't have massive knockers, they were probably C cups but they were super tight and perky and probably the perfect tits, not a single thing wrong with them that I could see and trust me, I looked long and hard
>>214466155That’s pretty dope
>>214466136wow you knew somebody? incredible story
i knew a colombian guy with a 10 inch dick but he had herpes so i did not let him smash
I knew a Haitian girl at college. Wasn't very attractive but was a sweetheart. Probably upset by JD Vance's comments
>>214466168I thought mentioning big knockers would distract from how uninteresting my story was.
any girl round here want to goon on the cord
>>214466183>10 inchtoo big, this will scare bitches
absolutely fucking abhorrent thread tonight
>>214466198It’s because I wasn’t here tonight
>>214466189she deserved it
>>214466198Me watching tennis
>>214466207She really did.
>>214466194not most bottoms, every guy i know is a size queen
>>214466194also not real
Just finished. Laura best girl
anyone want to buy me silksong
good morning saars
I knew a chinese girl back in university. She used to play the saxophone near my dick. We went out for beers once but she died in the bowling alley.
>>214466237sure, let us know how it isneed a new vidya to play, and I enjoyed Hallow Knight (but stopped at the ringmaster boss that took like 1000 hits and dodges to kill)
>>214466237
Everyone cums, but only I stay.
I'm the guy who out pizza'd the hut
>>214466246alright then send me a 20 dollar cs go item
>>214466270oh no I can't do that
>>214466272silksong is gonna be 20 dollars
I’m looking to get some poontang. Even fat.
Dominoes has the best stuffed crust in town now.
going to smoke weed and play counter strike 2
just felt deja vu
I stuffed your mom's crust
>>214466288Smoking weed is based playing video games massive cringe
i love this gif so muchwhat’s your favorite gif you’ve got cummies?
>>214466283It's not like you're spending your money on anything else
what are you doing
>>214466308posting in /cum/
>>214466308browsing 4chan
>>214466304That's how you read if you're special in the right way.
>>214466306of course i'm not, if i wanted something else i wouldn't ask for silksong, i'd ask for something else
>>214466308replying to your post
/cum/ is a k-pop demon hunters general
>>214466308On the terlet
>>214466010>know he went sicko mode recentlywhat did he do exactly
>>214466315anything interesting?
anyone want my pandora's box mp9 for cs2i don't really play anymore
>>214466338yea send it
actually Im listening to jazz
>>214466304
>>214466358are you a man of culture
Time for a late night gym sesh. Finna get JACKED.
>>214466308Makin' a screamin' sicilian 'za.
>>214466372of course
>>214466358I like jazz. You should listen to picrel.
>>214466355sent, check ur inbox
Jazz?Not a fan
>>214466380post pics I love thinking about carbs
Was thinking about getting a little caesar's 'za today, but I went with taco smell instead.
more like little freezers cause they be freezing them damn pizzas hahahah
Would you have sex with a cute twink if you had a guarantee that nobody would ever find out?
imagine choosing taco bell over little ceasars lmao couldn't be me.
Scams I’ve fallen for:Day tradingSpeed reading Keto
>>214466386will check it out>>214466385what kind of jazz?
Supposed to be warm tomorrow.
>>214466414no but I like cute indian girls
>>214466429it do be summer
Does your area have a summer boating culture?
>>214466429It’s always warm in yomamaville
>>214466416The hot n' ready now costs nearly $10 where I live.
>>214466392brainlet>>214466423mostly cool/be-bop but I enjoy lounge and the 50's standards
So apparently the guy who did this is going to jail for 10 years
>>214466437Yeah me too
>>214466438It's September nigga.
big cummy balls and stinky farts
>>214466464Yes, summer ends September 21st
Currently getting sad drunk
execute everybody who gets off to farts
>>214466475Now this is an idea I can get behind
>>214466474nigga its tuesday
We live inside a dream
>>214466470It usually starts getting cold before that here.
>>214466475To the gas chamber!
>absolutely abhorrent post
>>214466470bodied that freak
>>214466483Who's dream?
>>214466482It's been a long week...
>>214466483
me when gluteus maximus
>>214466450what about Coltrane and Miles?
>>214466493this has been a pretty shitty summer
>>214466510my buddy's name is max and he's fat, so thats my nickname for him on my phone
>>214466523need my face sat on by a specimen of this caliber
>>214466421I tried keto, did the test strips and everythingCouldnt give up beer for long enough to make a difference
>>214466523yabba dabba doo
>>214466421Keto is great if you are a fatty boombatty
>>214466523I wouldn’t be mad if somebody graped her
>>214466513I have so many CD's and LP's of milesRelaxin, In a silent way, and Big Fun are peak, but Miles is growing on me
Bout to smoke doob #2.
>>214466520big max
>>214466523Where's the cock?
>>214466547one joint is too much for me, how can you handle 2?
constantly cucked by trannies and israelis for being a white american man. tranraelis
>>214466556Ova here
Fetch boy
>>214466545>Miles is growing on meSame, used to filter me bigly
Imagine dying in a high speed car crash drunk listening to tunescan't imagine a better way to go
>>214466557i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints and then i smoke 2 more
>>214466489I don’t know
>>214466569>drunkfuck you, don't risk other peoples lives because of your alcohol addiction
Made one:>>214466546
>>214465657around 2010, they still made like 1 or 2 ok episodes per season but they stopped after 2013
>>214466582Fuck you i do what i want nigger bitchI drive better drunk
>>214466580It's Azathoth's dream
>>214466233Is this a TV show?
>>214466587you know there is a whole board for this>>>/trv/
just sunk a tissue in the waste basket from 6 or 7 ft away. Im basically steph curry
it's called a trashcan you douchenozzle.
>>214466591very nigger coded post
imagine farting
I don't think I've ever seen a full south park episode aside from the movie Bigger Longer Uncut
>>214466617*gives you an atomic wedgie*
>>214466625same, I can't stand their voices
>>214466602This board doesn't have enough international discussion, so I made one.
Trying to not jerk off for 30 days to reset my penis sensitivity. Day 2 and holy FUCK I’m already struggling
>>214466593Whoa cool
>>214466619You couldn't be more wrongit's my god given right as an Americanhttps://youtu.be/2xcQIoh3FQQ
two hundred forty fifth for poop
>>214466557I have a high tolerance, I guess...except it's more like weed just doesn't get me stoned like it used to. I've taken tolerance breaks and it never really helped. I have to do an edible now to get really hysterical.
>>214466637I did it thrice today
>>214466637it won't take 30 days to feel sensitive again
>>214466637i haven't jacked off in over a week
>>214466637I wish I could suck you after those 30 days. It would be like a firehouse lol.
>>214466657TAKE YOUR GAYPOSTS SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>214466637Based, never goon
>>214466654How long does it take? It takes like 2 weeks of no sugar to fully re-sensitize your tongue >>214466657It would be very clumpy
about to goon lads
>>214466663Don’t worry anon I’ll suck you too.
Wasn't until today I learned Tim Hortons exists outside Canada. I heard there were plans but I didn't know there are already locations in America
>>214466686Singh Horton's
A coworker invited me to breakfast on the 22nd, but I didn’t respond cause he sent it through messenger. Now I feel bad
To goon or not to goon? THAT is the question.
>>214466686Ive been to the one in Buffalo NY
war in latin america would be kino
>>214466686They're international, have been for a long time. There's over 1,000 Jeet Hortons locations in China alone.
>>214466414
>>214466695Why is he making that face? It’s pissing me off. FUCK I want to punch his fucking lights out.
True
saving up my cum
cutting brazil off from the internet would be kino
>>214466714That's his bean face. Nigga thinkin about beans.
mcdonalds mogs tim hortons
>>214466716Only way for the “nice guy” to move up the food chain is to become the “sweet girl”
>>214466717this
Have you ever walked out of a movie and asked for your money back?
>>214466722that nigga giga bald damn
>>214466304Might not be my favorite of all time but this is the best one I've got on me right now
>>214466731no but I slept through the first two transformers
>>214466729is that what you did, sweetie?
>>214466735Thinking this will be my next wallpaper.
>>214466734He's even more bald now. He'll dance for pocket change, shirtless, in a parking lot.https://www.tiktok.com/@devontrue/video/7428013929135148296
>>214466742No but I tried on one of my mommy’s nightgowns and it made me feel funny x_x
>>214466414Sure
>>214466754sounds like you're on the way to breaking ur egg xDDDD
feeling trans
>>214466744cool :)
>>214466414No i wouldn'tTake your faggotry somewhere else
>>214466731that's some karen shit
without question the worst thread i've witnessed in weeks.
>>214466758Maybe just sometimes I’m gorl >_<
>>214466737she's dancing to a drunk and depressed fella, trying to cheer him up.
>>214466773Why haven’t you made it better
>>214466767that canadian constantly wants to fuck a femboy and then calls everybody a fat bald man except for one american flag
feeling cute might chop off my dick
>>214466773I've seen worse
>>214466637Just don't masturbate. It's not that hard.
where is my pipe?
>>214466781Need someone like her
>>214466803i can be
remember when google tried to make a facebook
>>214466787busy pumping iron and watching Fargo, every time i stop in for a peek it's some post about trannies or sucking AIDS dicks
>>214466807yeah moot worked on it
>>214466809really? I only watched season 1 and it was very good
>>214466807noo wtf
guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting
>>214466797>>214466800https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw?si=pt9vrxHvIh5XquTX
>>214466813NO WONDER it failed
>>214466825A cute woman to accept and love me? Yeah.
Transgenderism is fascist praxis. it's favstian and nietzscheanCope and seethe chuds
>>214466815I'm starting season 3, first two seasons were great. Apparently they're up to 5.
>>214466839ummmmmm misognyistic and chuddy much?
*snips off dick*vgh...so favstian...
>>214466854No I love women I’m not a chud ;_;
>>214466851wheres the tranny stuff? season 3?
>>214466873>>214466873>>214466873
