Flying indian edition
>>214464718wow that is a truly tiny willy!
Sir Pilotwings 64
Australian beach bimbos
truly bizarre how zledy is an actual paedo
How about them spurs, eh?
>>214464724Stupid zoomer girls should stop wearing baggy jeans and start wearing tight clothes while they're young ffs
Cannon Fodder for the Amiga
eating crisps with a spoon
Wanking myself into a stupor
never understood why blacks like chicken wings so much
Robert Lee Moore (November 14, 1882 – October 4, 1974) was an American mathematician who taught for many years at the University of Texas. He is known for his work in general topology, for the Moore method of teaching university mathematics, and for his racist treatment of African-American mathematics students.
>>214464857Paddy the Yardie
>>214464773
Dizzy Egg
mental how i cheated on my girlfriend then got stuck with the other one which i didn't want ffs
>>214464846>the Moore method of teaching university mathematicsis that when you keep teaching more and more
Well hello there my friends. May I say, you're all looking gorgeous this evening.
sick of it all lads
>>214464901
>>214464724kek
any other tardos in
>>214464912oh you poor baby
>>214464926why thank you!!
>>214464933love this little eggy bastard
>>214464932yeah but what can you do about it
>>214464962Write a politely, but assertively worded letter to your local MP.
cor just got paid me bennies
Might have a bag of Haribo Starmix along with a cup of coffee
am an actual retard
>>214464991bullshitbennies go out at around 12amIt's much more likely that you actually got them around then, but you either just woke up or just noticed
these fuckers are powerful
leftypol hooting and hollering at wankpuffin
>>214465016Bit of an odd time for that
>>214465036looks sour as fuckbet it is
>>214465046Yes well I am a bit of a demented creature eheheheheh!!!! But mainly I'm a NEET
>>214465016I'm stirring up a Pot Noodle
>>214465016used to call tangfastics tangfantastics until i was about 30
>>214465046he just woke up.see: >>214464991 >>214465025
>>214465059based weirdo
homemade sex arse tutorial
Benjamin Heisenberg is a German filmmaker and the grandson of the famous German theoretical physicist Werner Heisenberg.
>>214465094looks like a nerd
>>214465042Is that the new cockwomble?
KEIR STARMER!!!
america getting mogged right now
Germans are more mystical than Anglos. Anglos are extremely empirical. There is a more mystical nature to the German soul.
leftypol painting a cucumber black and shoving it up his arse
>>214465025I just noticed lad, which means I just got paid because if I didn't notice I wouldn't have been paid, bit like Schrödinger's cat but for me bennies
WORLD STARRRRR
>>214465163how can he slap
>>214465163WORLD SAAARRRR
>>214465163
catberg wont let me lie down
>>214465162
>>214465222Deadly those scooters
>>214465163heem sleepy
DIGITAL IDS LETS GOOOOO
greta chan looking cute
i literally look like this whenever i make a funny post and get (You)s
>>214465296yanks are genuinely finished
>>214465296chink supremacy
>>214465336um
literally 1 collision in 10 minutes in the latest uk dashcam video. don't know why i even bother watching
>>214465322mad how literally every piece of authoritarian legislation in the last 30 years has started with a newspaper article titled "mother/father of (dead child) calls for XYZ"every single time. they're always calling for shit
>>214465336cute top rihgt
>>214465336no peters
>>214465296I’d die for Putin
>>214465354yea what is up with that is someone has to suggesting them to do this shit
Might move to China
>>214465322It's true that Brett Spooner was groomed online by paedophiles who convinced him to dress as a schoolgirl for their own sexual pleasure.
reading homage to catalonia
so it's september then
>>214465370just a weird patternpeople are easily swayed if you pretend something is literally murdering children i guess
>>214465382been a while since i picked that up
>>214465388can't wait for octobember
>>214465388as yes the ember month of october
mental how it's almost new years alreadyi'm still not mentally recovered from the last one
Trans activist Labour MSP Colin Smyth was allowed to meet and host a group of children from Girlguiding in the Scottish parliament ten days AFTER he'd been CHARGED with possessing indecent images of children
>>214465375most normal yank post
Autumn is coming soon, and you know what that means. It's time to start cooking hearty meals. Stews, soups, casseroles. Things that warm you, are nutritious and taste great. All created with British ingredients, European at a push. Yes, it's more expensive, but the quality and farming standards are great. It's time to wake up, time to gain a clue.
>>214465472That's a minestrone which is Italian.
>>214465434you triggered, rorke?
>>214465472I'll start putting gravy on my chips again
>>214465494Which means nothing. You can cook any meal with Great British ingredients.>>214465508That's the spirit.
>>214464724Next edition would be flying American
>>214465499Those are laser guns on top of the vehicles. Russia has those too and they shoot down drones with them.
Cor interdental brushes are peng
>>214465519kek
might move to edinburgh because it's pretty
>>214465222Kek
>>214465519>ayo this milk too spicy
things I failed this summerdidn't clean up my father's grave (had a melty because of the barking dogs at pentecost and stayed home and didn't get around to it since)didn't carry firewood into the shed because I was lazy and now my knee is injured so I won't be able to do it in weeks at the very leastdidn't fix the leaking roof in the veranda (it will probably get too cold to apply the tape by the time I will be able to climb there)
>>214465539kek, look at that little runt 'oh no hes hes biting meeeeeeeeee' kek
>>214465518Name all the british ingredients you would use for a minestrone soup that are available during the winter
>tfw no gf
>>214465581>no latex gf worst possible feel
>>214465562wa'uh
Men are superior to women.>taller>stronger>smarter>tougher>faster>bigger>more robust>funnier>more logical>more focused>sharper and clearer minds>higher visuo-spatial IQ>higher mathematical IQ>more creative>better taste>cooler
>>214465672wow man, hot take!
>>214465672women are pretty and soft and smelly nice
>>214465709they also have bouncy chebs full of sloshmilk
>>214465672women know it too feminism is one massive cope
>>214465692>>214465709pussy whipped simps getting angry at the truth
>>214465672if you like men so much why don't you marry one?
Me to myself as I enter the goon cave for the weekend
>>214465769https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eCBC3WRTv2s
i've never played hollow knight
>>214465672big suckable willies too
bit mental how financial capital is privileged compared to other forms of capital in our fiscal policy.if I have a brilliant business idea and team up with investors who will put £1m in it for a 50% stake (meaning they're valuing my intellectual capital and other non-financial input at £1m or more), and later we sell the business for £10m, the investors will pay capital gains tax on £4m but I will pay it on £5m. the free market says my initial contribution was worth £1m, but the tax man disagrees it says it was worth £0.not fair is it.
shouting the n word again
>>214465834ktim
poo scrannings
>>214465872
>>214465828yh
>>214465782it's goodmadly overrated
>>214465897BORIS
realised other countries don't do christmas crackers
https://youtu.be/h8bSEChh2vk Cor
mixed race girls are pretty <3
>>214465593aye
>>214465936A noble white Aryan could absolutely dominate her in a fight without even trying. She would be no match for him.
>>214465920How about Christmas pudding?
>>214465971
>>214465936you think 3 years of medical school entitle you to plough through the riches of my emersonian mind?entitles me?nyessentitles me?nyessss
>>214466007kek
Alien and Blade Runner take place in the same universe.
>>214465828*the yank system addresses this by exempting founders from capital gains tax on up to $10m when they sell a company, encouraging serial entrepreneurship.the UK equivalent only lowers your capital gains tax from 24% to 14% and that's only on £1m IN YOUR LIFETIME. not per company. clearly the tax man doesn't want British entrepreneurs to create more than one successful business in their lifetime. they're supposed to take the £100k tax break and found their next company in the US I guess.
>become a woman>forget how to drive
sometimes i feel envious of americansbut then i think living around blacks running around with guns is probably not a good idea
I want to eat Emma Watson's poop straight from her butt.
In the Alien franchise, Weyland-Yutani Corporation is frequently referred to as simply "the company"In the Cold War, CIA agents often referred to the CIA as "the company" as well.
GentsIf I may be contentiousAs of late I've started wearing deodorant even when I don't leave the house and I must say I may make this a permanent feature of my daily routine.It feels good to not sweat. Simple as that. Even though I'm not in proximity to anyone and can't offend them with my BO, I do it anyway. For me. And that's okay.
>>214466042please don't give yidsney any ideas they'll run that shit into the ground with endless disney plus shows
me go crazy :\
In the span of 24 hours i feel pretty much every emotion a person can feel, from the highest of highs to the lowest of lows, even if im just sat alone in my smelly bedroom doing nothing. Is that normal?
also the 0.5% stamp duty on UK shares but not international shares means that the tax man is saying that when there's two companies with the same share price and growth potential, one British and the other foreign, you should ALWAYS invest in the foreign company over the British one
>>214466096should have always been doing that
>>214466112I didn't make that up. That's confirmed directly by Ridley Scott and there are hints in some of the movies.
>>214466140yes
mistress t is so sexy
>>214465672men are also on the extreme ends of the IQ spectrum whereas women clump more in the middle. there are great men, and there are neet wasters. women are mostly midwitsso if you are reading this and you aren't a genius, chances are you're the opposite still superior though yeah?
Anybody want to watch my band PoopFist play? We're a Gary Glitter tribute band.
>>214466152How old is she now?Seems to have been around forever
can't sleep and I'm presenting my MSc thesis tomorrow or rather today I guess fuck
imagine mistress t being your mum
homer simpsons
need peng ting to wake me up in the following manner:https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1756765528805321.webm
Half-Life and Portal take place in the same universe.
>>214466197
>>214466247never got the ball busting fetish desu
another book completed. what did you accomplish today?
>>214466197you'll do great lad x
>>214466334Another book completed yeah? Time to commit suicide then.
>>214466300might get together with a mate and cut this tree down
>>214466348ill take that as nothing. you at least showered i hope
>>214466362you one them sycamore gap twat?
woke up still drunk 4am wednesday morning what have I done with my life
>>214466381prefer not to say
>>214466401mommy howd you fit in them jeans?
you're such a mentally ill little freak
several colleagues 'just checking in' on me teams app after my mask off moment in the zoom meeting today.
>>214466401never forget
>>214466480are those the atarashii gakko sluts or just arr rook same?
>>214466255lovely 'tex
rorke 'we must save the white race' meanwhile the white race
>>214466534wonder what they thought it said
Do people on the left just ignore the fact literally all trans people are mentally or at the very least freaks? I work in a very left leaning social field so I'm around trans people all the time.and for every thousand I met only one or two won't be mentally ill freaks
>>214466496grim
Mad how zoomers and gen a are all wannabe wogs
>>214466550tolerable without soundI just imagine he's one of those sign language interpreters during a fiery political debate
>>214466565Ideology has basically replaced religion desu
>>214464724After I am done with Taiwan and Japan I am going to Australia because I want to fuck Asian women with hot accents
on QI they said giant tortoises tasted better than anything but that's probably an exaggeration because darwin actually said he was indifferent to them
*spray paints a st georges cross on your driveway*
>>214466666
>>214466635*gives her a tenner*thanks lass
>>214466666.
>>214466565reckon you're mentally ill
ted lasso isnt that funny desu. dont see what all the fuss is about
rorke stealing leftypol's gf
>>214466676never watched it, just assumed it would have lots of 'you call it an elevator? we call it a lift! isn't that humour'
I thought the Two Towers refers to Orthanc and Barad-dur (or the Burg at Helm's Deep) but apparently Tolkien meant Orthanc and Minas Morgul.
Need Emma Watson's farts fed directly up my nostrils.
>>214466733you need some way to contain them or you'll just breathe them out
I reckon gingerpedo was the redheaded stepchild that got diddled.
when tf are doctors going to cure anxiety
>>214466789You've got too much iron in your brain Mickey.
>>214466789can't cure made up problems
does this apply to you?
irks me greatly when i see a redditor doing their little redditisms on the wider internetlike mate, everyone knows you were being sarcastic, theres really no need to add your stupid little /s on the end
>>214466863yea more or less
Learning about Andrew Ditch from Turkey Tom
Gladio-tier propaganda against Russia and "third worldism" will lose its sting as the years move on because it will become increasingly obvious that Russia is a racially homogeneous Slavic society and part of the reason it achieved that was through its mature relationships with Asiatic neighbors."The White man walks alone" is a dumb jewish trope that keeps Anglo White nationalists in the zionist plantation. Alliances and non-agression pacts occur in nature. Wolf packs will avoid (respect) each other's territory, etc. White men and Arab men have mutually overlapping interests and a shared enemy which is committed to exterminating us both. "Third worldism" is a thought terminating cliche meant to keep White men blinkered into supporting the jewish american empire
>>214466863No I am my suffering is much more complex and cosmic than that. That is a failed normie pipeline. I can socialise fine and people generally like me, I dont desire gratification, and I can/have achieve(d) the things I have dreamed of. I dont understand why people have such a hard to time grappling with 'meaning of life' it's obvious it is subjective, people lack imagination.
>>214466970calm down rorke
>>214467006women are insufferable
>Russia is a racially homogeneous
>>214467015
Rain is pouring. Listening to XFM Ricky Gervais. Oh it comfy
Burkina Faso BANS homosexualityNew law brings up to 5 YEARS in prison
>>214467037congress tart
>>214466978you sound like a gay normie freak
>>214466970>Russia is a racially homogeneous Slavic societyIt's not though
>>214467015yeah you're right I bet your mother is insufferable
>>214467042this nigga has banned homosexuality like 5 times this year
>>214467022They are>>214467051It is though
>>214467052DONT FUCKIGN TALK ABOUT MY MUM
>>214467042kekall those westoid leftist troons who pretend to be anti-imperialists will be doing mental gymnastics fuck jews, fuck homos, fuck america and fuck white people
London and paris are 0% whiteSt Petersburg is 100% whiteSimple as
>>214467069it’s more like 40% to 90% but yeah
>>214467063you and your mother are both insufferable shitsyou said so yourselfget over it
>>214467067ungrateful darkie
>>214467045You sound like you belong in a mental home where a recent arrival african abuses your demented frail body and inadvertently extorts money from your loved ones
>still dark outLOVE IT, bye bye bastard summer welcome lovely autumn
why is there star wars shit on my coke zerodo they even make star wars movies anymore, what's the point
>>214467083yeah well that means your mum is insufferable toodickhead
>>214467110zoolenials love star wars
>>214467110love a hairy lady me x
>>214467106what a bizarre post. my mistake you’re not a normie at all just a smelly evil freak
>>214467110rank
>>214467117no you said women are insufferablemeaning all of the woman you know are insufferablethat means you and your mum
>No I am my suffering is much more complex and cosmic than that.
>>214467131I just know you stick your fingers up your hairy arse (pulling hairs out in the process) and then pull them out again, remove the hairs and smear your poo fingers all over your keyboard.
>>214464846Moore's disciples, especially RH Bing, laid the groundwork for Michael Freedman's proof of the poincare conjecture in 4 dimensions, one of the great achievements of topologytheir collective work sometimes called "wild topology" for how bizarre and imaginative it is, like Hieronymous Bosch paintings but for maths
>>214467149you are a freak mate a solid gold freak. nowt to do but kys
>>214467147>my sufferings are because im s-scared to talk to people boohoo, I have le social memexiety it's so scawy t-taking to people, w-what if they d-d-dont like me ahhhh.
>>214467162Waiter, waiter! there is projection in my soup!
>>214466863Yeah except the suffering part, I have achieved inner peace. I am zen.
I've got a great idea why don't you go inside of your nasty dirty little house which you have neglected for a decade after purchasing and why don't you shut all of the doors and windows and start ripping big bongloads of nasty shit stinking marijuana and chainsmoking cigarettes and why don't you just not bathe not even wash one part of your body and why don't you continuously fill the toilets with piss and not flush them that will be nice won't it why don't you make your house and yourself smell like a homeless encampment why don't you make it smell like an ashtray full of piss or a urinal full of cigarette butts that will be just great you've done a really great job
i love women
solid gold you say?
>>214467176how ironic mr poo keyboard
Give Emma gf.
>>214467182I like looking at pictures or videos of women but I can't stand them in person
>>214467186no you is the lowest form of retribution
>>214467202saying “projection” is no u you low iq cunt. you’re dumb as well as freakish
why did the rich businessman fall in love with the random prostitute?
jam and creams and a stale croissant for breakfast
>>214467214It seems like you are taking this too seriously, try going for a walk and calming down mate. Even though you told me to kill myself (an offense), I don't want you to hurt yourself
>>214467219for the plot
>>214467037weird how people still listen to a tinpot radio show 20+ years later
It's annoying when the person you are arguing with isn't funny or creative. That poster lacks a lot of imagination.
I'm full of imagination and creativity me. Enough whimsy to make Lewis Carroll blush
>>214467263Tell us a tale Hobbit man. Spin us a web of fancy and wonder.
>>214467230you’ve been done mr african rape fantasist with a pooey keyboard. you should kill yourself desu
lois carroll
>>214467156
already taken 2 valiums but can’t sleep
>>214467275once upon a time in a well tended to garden, the littlest hedgehog in the world did stride amongst the daffodils. He had some business to attend to (pressing flowers for his dear old mother) but he didn't know what to wear. just off the dome man, that the type of stuff I can create. Later in the story I reckon he gets into a fight with a black and white cat then for the finale he is at the beach and gets caught in a fishermans barge after befriending an octopus or some shit
yhe middly
>>214467342Delightful. Heartwarming.
>>214467219they do those shiny boots make me horny? i want to lick them
>>214467015calm down rorke
>>214467422roastoid scum
377 Smithdown Road, Wavertree, around 1925 and 2025
Fuck it. I’m going to have a cheese and chorizo pitta even though I’m going to regret it later. Faustian spirit, you see
this is just it, the future of britain, the future of europe. Entitled loud brown people demanding MORE
>>214467430i have a penis actually
>>214467437looks too clean and modern to be britain
>>214467437love this webm desu
how come the quick reply box doesn't pop up anymore?what the fuck has happened to this site?
>>214467437right well that's not britain is it
>>214467470works on my machine
>>214467437
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ABboOt0nblUbrown eyed girls rule the world
>>214467431why is britain so much better looking in the pastit was actually a pretty country 100 years ago
>>214467431>>214467527scarcity of resources
wish i were any white european country other than shittish (by white i mean not med)
>>214467551why though>>214467555same honestly its been getting under my skin quite a bit recentlyreally wish i were german nordic swiss or french
arse is in ruins after that poo
*BRRRrrrrrwwWWWHAAALLUUuuuPP*P-U Emma! That smells like poop! Gross!
scratched my arse and now my finger smells of poo
>>214467576>>214467577>>214467579/brit/ at its finest.
>>214467576>>214467577>>214467579grotty, grotty general
loading up a poo then an incel run
>>214467573why are there a scarcity of resources. its because theres not enough on the planet obviously. you could blame it on immigration, overpopulation, or uncivil people / poc not knowing how to take care of things. people that havent had throughout their lives tend to break and steal w/e they can to get ahead quickly out of desperation or anger.
>>214466534
>>214467577*looks at her smelly bum*
I am awake and I am erect
so you wake up tomorrow, all the people of colour are gone yet you're still ugly, you're still a virgin and you are still RORKE
Why are YOU wake at this ungodly hour??
>>214467643if you send em home the streets will be less ugly though
>>214467650nothing better to do
>>214467650my alarm just went offalthough i've already been awake for 90 minutes
>>214467650early bird gets the worm
>>214467650gym time
ignore poc entirely
>>214467650toil soon
>>214467643Rorke left speechless at this realisation
>>214467650toil all nighter
>>214467650doing a wank desu
>>214467650spent all day asleep coz i was drunk
>>214467650On the cans myself.
get it made
Keir Starmer you will not break my will. You will not break my spirit. You will not zap my Thumos. I am your reckoning. I will be your downfall.
>>214467760>>214467760>>214467760
