holodem edish
I would let Rose ruin my life...
>>214484096
anyone else such an incel that they get flashback of kissing a girl just while randomly existing cos it's such a lightbulb memory experience
Who is Katy? What is a mandem?
Zoomers don't drink. They don't smoke. They don't go to pubs. They don't go to clubs. WHAT do they do??
I'm sexually attracted to women.
the migration failed miserably/brit/ went to shit after /bant/ics
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6yeLNNVa4A
Should I get a based and poggers Indian takeaway tonight or should I get a lame and cringe chippy takeaway instead?
wish I could find a hentai I watched years back
>>214484292
>>214484366goon
>>214484361Never you mind :)
katy fancies rorke but is too embarassed to admit it
nth for the gyaldem
>>214484099>No I'll pay the full price of the product out of my own money. But only if the salesman forfeits his commission. That means I want to see written documentation outlining what sales commission he makes on every sale and I want to be paid that money by him, not his employer, out of his own pocket so that his net gain on the sale is nothing.>If he is really that certain his product is a right fit for me that he's willing to sell me it for no personal gain then I'll buy it. If not, I'm not interested in hearing his spiel that serves only to further his own gain and my expense.Why would you deserve the commission for buying something? The salesman did the job in getting you to buy something that the company wanted you to buy, that the salesman successfully convinced you (possibly over your own stupidity and reluctance) to buy. You've gained by buying something you want. The salesman gains by being paid for itWhy should salesmen have to work for free in order to make the thing you're buying worth buying? You want to be paid a salesmans commission to buy something? You think customers should have commission instead of working salesmen?That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard, there's no way you've ever had a jobIf a salesmans net gain was nothing, why the fuck would he sell anything? You think they should be volunteers and charity workers? Why?
>>214484387
I reckon /brit's 2025 meme of the year should be "Never you mind :)"-posting
>>214484404remember any details?
>>214484416>shoulders out of frame>hips, hands, feet an skull size obscuredMALE
Um
pooing an arse from my arse with my arse
>>214484443>>214484292fuck off you little cunts
>>214484384peak sleazecore
>>214484437rorke too busy with 'tishasrry k8tee
>>214484355Not in my waking thoughts, but in my dreams I wander an Escher-esque realm, from which I am transplanted into an assortment of romantic memories, and aspirations.
>>214484482dis nigga built like a matrioshka doll lmaooooooo
>>214484476people die, rorke.
>>214484472
knew a girl named katy in shooli puked in an english lesson and it went in her bag
>Australians: One Big Brekkie Burger please mate!>Also Australians: We suffer in AustraliaUmmm how?
I get>your product>your commissionYou get>nothingHmm that makes sense
>>214484457the PM when we don't see things like that on literally every street in this green and pleasant land
well leftyrorke?
>>214484377they lock you up for sdaying that nowerdays
have only kissed a girl once in my life. my life really has been very limited, very limited indeed
>>214484549leftyrorke in the audience
>>214484384this isn't half boring for a song about cocainedozy old cunt
>>214484541So how are you supposed to eat this? You take off each layer one by one do you? Because I don't think we can fucking unhinge our jaws like snakes
>>214484476patrick knew that 6 would make international headlines but 5 wouldn't and made the necessary sacrifice
>>214484450They're salaried employees. Take charity muggers for instance. If they cared about the charities themselves, they'd reach into their own wallet and pay me whatever commission they get when I sign up to a £3/month direct debit to Save The Donkeys or whatever dreck they're punting. All I want is that gesture from them, to show that they're saying all the shit they're saying because they believe it, not because it stands to benefit them financially.Of course they never will do that, because the reality is they don't believe any of the things they're saying. Their only goal is to make the sale so they can get the commission. To that end they pretend to care. I expose their uncaring by suggesting that if they truly cared, they'd forgo the commission so that it wasn't about the money for them, but really for the greater good.
>>214484472You what
>>214484377And what is your preferred penis size for a woman, Rorke? Keep in mind that transphobia will get you thrown in prison
Gods chosen people
>>214484609once the trannyworm gets in their brain they start become obsessed and start imagining trannies everywhere
>>214484652I know that one, it's called Rorkes World: Sister Edition
>>214484609Who this
>>214484652
>>214484576I was just reading about nazbols now kekWhy do they use that logo when it's inspired by the people who wanted to exterminate all Slavs
whats going on
Very, VERY tempted to hire an escort to have sex for the first time lads. I'm in my late 20s so I might as well hire an expensive one What sites are good?
>>214484603You're not going to get much sympathy from the dosser lowlifes in /brit/ but you're 100% right.
Really disappointed the green party guy isn't promising to use his hypnotism powers to make british womens breasts bigger
>>214484662So true>>214484673Rose
>>214484652this doesn't seem very realistic
>>214484652So where are the teachers in all this? Surely this would not have been approved by any adult at the school
where do you lads buy your clothes
poo sea moved to cheadle zoo
>>214484603But they still pay you?
>>214484725ebay
>>214484701She lived an interesting life. Super smart academic, super well travelled, successful journalist career, interesting dating history and probably more.
ebay
>>214484607can you guys please bump my threads I have always supported /brit/ and have contributed towards making it the fastest general you should give back
>>214484725charity shop and tk maxx
What's the correct answer?
>>214484766we dont want your support
>>214484725BarbourDickiesM&SMuji
>>214484766no <3never post here again <3
let's all go to tescowhere rorkie buys is best clothesla la la lala la la lahe thinks they're really niftythey're only one pound fiftyla la la lala la la la
>>214484785is there a 'both' option?
rorke be like he's literally me
caberge
>>214484760>interesting dating historyShe only likes em white
>>214484785the second obviously
>>214484785bottom obviously
>>214484725next unironically, wearing a next jumper right now
>>214484819
HHL aka SGA aka marmiteman4 won.
>>214484829yea i bet you are
>>214484835no one on the internet says that
>>214484785post the link mate
might be having to get on the cans idk got that urge again (4th tiem dis week)
>>214484752They don't need to pay me. If you'd prefer they can take the amount they'd make in commission from MY SALE and they can throw that money down the drain into the sewers in front of me. I am willing to accept that.What's important is that it must be their own personal money. It can't be a promise of some future deduction from their earnings, no I want to see them take cash out of their wallet, money I know they had prior to the sale, an amount equal to the commission on the sale, and I want them to either literally burn that money with a lighter or otherwise dispose of it in a way that renders them at a net benefit of £0.00 for the sale.If they agree to do that then sure I'll buy what they're selling.
>>214484824hehehe
need some youtube channel reccys
>>214484818>>214484827>>214484829>>214484859
>>214484881what topic?
Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do*does a gay hula dance*
>for every bonnie blue, there are 1000 gross menrorke's response?
>>214484824ayyy lmiaow
rorke thinks writing a polite little grifter talking point on a mosque does anything lmfao how pathetic
>>214484898anything preferably autistic
>>214484603>They're salaried employeesWhy should a salesman who makes 2 sales be paid the same as someone who makes 6? Salesmen get salaries and then get paid commission for sales as an incentive to sell. It's not charity. You want something and you will pay money for it. It does not take work to buy. It takes work to sell. Sales is a skill. People are mongs
>>214484725yeezy.com
foidcast is shitsome of us are old enough to remember the equally shit 'bombshells' with fleur elizabeth and could therefore have predicted its shitness
the thing I love most about brit culture is one minute we're being spastics for a laugh, and the next minute we're discovering a new type of dna or something
Why so funny?
>>214484881https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1i2TnUDF6FAMsHrHHkIub3OsDDjifZnB
>>214484865Why are you so mad about the idea of a salesman earning commission on a sale he worked for and earned? Did a salesman hurt you?
Thoughts about the struggles of women?
>>214484914whats the problem here? those muslims are just as english as me, they should be proud to have the flag on their mosque
>>214484881are gary eatsgive it a go :)
>>214484926>new kind of dnakek what are you talking about you sound like a mong
>>214484914He’s literally saving the country how dare you mock him
>>214484881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqGwA7d2cP4
>>214484914mad how this sort of thing never happens to synagogues
>>214484292paedophile
>>214484917don't know if it's autistic but he's entertaininghttps://www.youtube.com/@JayFindsThings/shorts
just discovered a new kind of dna
>>214484959one of the gary eats posters here myself
right thats enough jf nonsense, yanks, pack it in, swede, be more interesting
Irish people feel a particular affinity for black people.
>>214485002LOL
>>214484924its a woman ran podcast how could you have possibly thought it might have been good
>>214484914Imams probably done it himself let's be honest>>214484967When it does the Rabbi is caught on CCTV doing it
>>214484881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CELV2IvKziQ
jobbie ness monster
>>214484961I was being a spastic for a laugh :()
>>214484901that must be so humiliating for you and *gulp* don't look now but it looks like you've captured the attention of the biggest, most muscly warrior in the tribe and he's walking over to you like a man possessed
>>214485019i never did but this swede seems to be obsessed with it
>>214484967they're hidden arent they
>>214485000>swede, be more interesting
>>214484725i wear nothing but prada
salesmen should give me their commission
>/brit/ went to shit after /bant/ics
>>214485051you posted your gf?
>>214484921>salesmen get paid comission for sales as an incentive to sellI am in complete agreement. Thus my argument. I don't want to be sold any product by someone who has an incentive to sell it to me. Every mouth out of their word is wrapped up as if it were for my benefit when in reality it is for theirs. They don't give a shit about me or about the product they're selling, all they care is that I be taken in by their false, smarmy patter and buy it so that they get the commission.Which is why I have no interest in listening to the tripe that comes out of these people's mouths. But as I have stated, I'll happily listen along and even buy the product if the salesman agrees to ensure he personally stands to gain nothing from my sale.
>>214484910Rorke sits with the facts, meditates on them for a moment and stoically says back in a calm, serene tone: "Yes, this is what the facts suggest. I seek truth above all, even if it's uncomfortable". Leftypol sits there mouth agape, completely stunned. He realises he would never be able to put the truth above his Progressive Doctrine. He feels shame for the first time since 2015.
>>214484485>plural>>214484984dumb nonce>>214484652sounds familiar, I think I know what hentai you're on about I need to check my hard drive
>/brit/ was ever good
>>214484576filthy frank went off the deep end
reached friendly smile status with the woman i often see walking her dog in the neighbourhood
mad how you could still smoke in pubs up until 2007
it lush x
>>214485002katy be half irish on both sides
wahey
>>214485041swedes are mongs arent they
/brit/ was good when craven was still here
yeah it was grim
>>214485125fkin get in lad
>>214485125drinking during the week is extremely grim and runtish
>>214485094the acedemy of sciences arrives, they announce that rorke has won all of the awards for his commitment to empiricism and honesty
>>214485096why are you posting a loli?
>>214485123old enough to remember performing a smoke inside a public house me
>>214485120Would do this but it highlights my nasolabial folds and crow's feet.
>>214485082She only wants proper south west love, I wouldn't qualify
>>214485120how many times have you fantasized about your life together married with children?
>>214485132enjoyed this frame :)
>>214485151>performing a smoke???
me? grim and runtish
Gone two days without caffeine or nicotine cause of my wisdom tooth extraction. May as well quit both for good now, ain't like I can't live without it is it?
just imagine lads, if we pooled all our brains together, what marvels would we create for the world???
>>214485172you interrupted me in the middle of one thanks
>>214485151alri old boy
>>214485155>proper south west lovehi?
if religion is for the povvos, then why were both britain and france the most religious countries in the world when they were at their economic and imperial heights of power? also, why did secularism only begin when that power began to wane?
>>214485188giant poo machine
she wants a working class lad from barnstaple
beer is peng
>>214485188poo seal is a fine demonstration of our creative might
>>214485193ever thought she might have a bf already?
>>214485188depends whether you'd count a big pool of brains as a marvel i suppose
>>214485203
>>214485137Craven was quite possibly the most boring poster of all time. Seems to be doing well for himself nowadays thougheverbeit.
>>214485148how can u tell
>>214485239i know she doesn'twon't say how but i know
>>214485241alri stan
pint can in the air fryer
>>214485272>Seal Deal
>>214485272scr
watched that full 1 hour long chinese guy blame israel for all the evil in the worldfound myself agreeing with most of it
>>214484292Was learning Japanese for a bit to watch next year's HoloGTA but kinda slacked it off lately. 1 word a day on Anki. I had some other motivation too that really propelled me but I forgot what it was.
reading The Iliad and i don't get half of what's going on. Just niggas saying names over and over. No idea if these people are even in the room or just being name dropped. No idea who is speaking most of the time. No clue who most of the people are supposed to be. There's a war about to kick off and Achilles is mad that Agamemnon stole his waifu is about all i've gathered
>>214485203>both britain and france the most religious countries in the world when they were at their economic and imperial heights of power?how on earth could you come to that conclusion. france was at the peak of its power after the revolution, and the CofE has always been extremely meek compared to other churches, and by 1914 (the peak of britain's power) it was already a shadow of before
i remember one time i did a line of k in sync with another lad from brit and kholed in my office chair
>>214485272/brit/ tie-in with Tesco, we've truly hit the big time lads
>>214485272>seal dealhowling
>>214485272>ready sealted crispshowling
>>214485241tickety boo
>>214485287anti-semites are mentally ill
>>214485272>evianscreaming
not long til christmas
>>214485257just guessed, good job for confirming it btwand so much for not wanking to loli
>>214485331soo pream
>>214485294never read it but i know its paris that takes mennaleus' waifu
>>214485272pooscream
>>214485271just like i know she'll get her snatch destroyed and filled tonight by her bf who's bigger than youwon't say how but i know
*invites you to join the polycule*
>>214485339second best gta after iv
>>214485287whats that
when it comes to roles on the /brit/ council I call dibs on Meme Judge
>>214485201
>>214485272beautiful
>>214485330nah jews are shit people and wield extreme amounts of power
>>214485369lad if you want me to post my chopper all you have to do is ask
>>214485374*grabs pumpkin and two hand slams it on the twinks head*
>>214484652cause she's a mocking brat x
>>214485374need a shirt like the lad on the right, would be a great autumn fit
>>214485355no fucking point reading it now is there? fucking hell im devastated. oh man i was proper enjoying it too
>>214485375close for mebut yeah top 2 then vc then III
>>214485289>1 word a day on Ankithat the fluent in 80 years method?
>>214485401which one? theres 3 twinks in that picture
>>214485399post chopper pls
get on the cans i said get on the cans
>>214485295regular church attendance in France was reported at 95% of the population in 1791, and the CofE was never the sole christian church in Britain, there’s always been a Catholic presence (alongside other Protestant churches having footholds there until the late 19th century
The missus, hungry for BBC
>>214485402paedo
>>214485429on em
>>214485374would shag left up the stinkhole
>>214485346i'm not that guywas just wondering how you could tell, dunno who the character is as I don't watch vtubers>>2144852891 word a day?You'll be understanding fuck all in a year mate.I did 15 a day and it took me over a year to learn enough words to read even children books, currently on 10 now as I want to spend less time in Anki and more time reading
>>214485433Sir Keir Starmer
>>214485096>sounds familiar, I think I know what hentai you're on about I need to check my hard driveI found it, it was pinkerton episode 2
>>214485289good luck lad xkino inbound as it were
you are the oldest person ever <3
>>214485432again, completely delusional to think that britain was at its most religious in 1914. you know we had actual wars and mutual persecution between protestants and catholics?
>>214485467left actually has a fannois (i am ashamed to know this)
>>214485402https://litter.catbox.moe/bsfja9hdx804frks.jpg
>>214485529
>>214485411its datedlike alt-j tier wanker
>>214485525me when i meet jesus after suiciding
>>214485396Yes I'm sure Jews are the reason billions of Africans live in crippling poverty, China is a third world dictatorship and you can't get a girlfriend
>>214485534never mind then
>>214485374I think I could handle being in a polycue but only if it was seemingly based in my favour and looks like I'm just keeping a harem
>>214485411flannel shirts give girls the 'ick'up there with skinny jeans and vans
>>214485535fuck sake now the bobs will be at the doorthanks a lot
so i tried anchovies on my pizzai think i put a few too many on because they're very saltyso i took some off but i like them but i wont have them on a pizza againthank you for reading to the end
>>214485272gimmick of the year has been won
>>214484931poo fish just dropped
KFC pizza
>>214485084Are you autistic? You think the fact that a salesman is paid fairly for making a sale means everything they said is a lie and that they're defrauding you? If they offer you a product and a service, that is in no way delegitimised by the fact that they are being paid for it. Nobody apart from you is misrepresenting a sale as charity. Salesman are not charity workers. They are doing you a service or selling you a product and being paid for it, either fairly or not paid enough. It makes zero sense that you can't comprehend that a sale can be legitimate if the person selling gets paid. Unless they're LYING about getting a commission, there's no dishonesty. Why should all salesman get paid a flat salary if they don't sell the same amount? Some work harder, some have better sales skills. Overcoming objections isn't fraud it's educating a customer. You are not harmed by a sales person being paid to sell to you.
>>214485581nah they like it if it gives lumberjack type vibes
>>214485585'chovies on toast are based but i do love a salty dinnoid
>>214485597>Schlammspringerausgabethe german word for poo screaming is it
>>214485567yeah but jews are shit people and wield extreme amounts of power
>>214485585best post I've read on /brit/
grocery shopping
>>214485641would kill you in one punch if you said this to my face in real life
had a dream about labubus
>>214485618yeah the problem is few lads pull off that looklike the ironic mustache meme with mulletonly lads like henry cavill can do it and the rest ruin it
When poop initially moves into the rectum, it triggers a reflex where the internal muscles of the anus and rectum relax, allowing pooping to proceed. When this happens, the anus becomes the last barrier between your poop and the great outdoors, and you feel that pressure.If you hold back for a while, the relaxation reflex fades and the internal muscles re-engage. This takes some of the pressure off the anus and the poop does move back up into the sigmoid colon a little bit. If you try to poop after holding it for a while, you may notice that it takes a bit longer to get things started, since you have to force all those muscles to relax again.WARNING: As poop sits in your colon while you're holding it in, your body will continue to compress and extract water from it, resulting in much harder and potentially painful bowel movements. Over time, this can contribute to hemorrhoids, anal fissures, and other unpleasant medical problems.TL;DR - Don't get in the habit of holding your poop more than necessary.
>>214485203>if religion is for the povvos, then why were both britain and france the most religious countries in the world when they were at their economic and imperial heights of power?That obviously is not true.>also, why did secularism only begin when that power began to wane?Because after religious people destroyed europe in two world wars and created hell on earth followed by technological marvels and increased communication and information, people started realising the fairy tales they were brutalised into believing were false
>>214485423
horrible posts
>>214485661unlikely jewboy
>>214485597mental to think we all descend from a creature like that
>>214485279
adam must be the most mentally ill freak on this website
martin labubu king:>>214485666
catberg on the shed roof
almost always sit with one leg crossed in someway whilst at my incel chairreckon I'll get deep vein thrombosis in the next 10 years and that'll be my lot
Lord Poggers of Cringeton
>>214485678but secularism was already on the rise prior to ww1
>China is a third world dictatorshiphow delusional can westoids be?
>>214485722ktimsit like a big poof
rorkeism on the rise prior to ww3`
>>214485702eccied up
>>214485728up the ra nigel
>>214485661before i grab your hasidic kike tassels and spin you around like miss trunchbull? doubt it
>>214485535shion NOOO
>>214485722a lisping little gay boy are we?
>>China is a third world dictatorship>how delusional can westoids be?
>>214485736oo, do you now? x
>>214485248Christianity is a brain virus that destroyed this continent several times over. Christians are the ones responsible for the world wars, decolonisation, mass immigration, multiculturalism, third world birth rates, society's overreaction to christian homophobia, everything decadent and degenerate from this sick cult
>>214485733they have censorship and require a vpn for most stuff on the internetand they all live in gormless commie blocks and weather is grey and dire
one can down and don't really feel like drinking more, I'll report back when I've had another
>>214485751love that videohim sitting there all shy like a naughty schoolboysomeone should tell them about his video for 190
>>214485419>>214485468It's the 'I haven't learned the last like 30 words in the pool' method
>>214485782but enough about Britain
>>214485770mental how the nerd emoji just looks like a chinese guy. big teeth yellow skin and glasses
>>214485782makes you think doesn't it?
>>214485475Why do you keep posting this person's twitter posts? Weird cunt
>>214485782There are children working 8 hours a week in McDonalds here that earn more than your average chinaman in a month
roblox is cooked chat
>>214485806
>>214485782ah yes the uniform weather in the tiny town of china. you're a literal retard not worth bothering with
>>214485722used to sit with my left leg bent and my foot on the edge of my desk when gaming for hours on end as a teenager and to this day my left knees is a slightly different shape. very lucky i didnt give myself problems, though they could manifest in my later years i suppose
>>214485820oh no where will you groom kids now
>>214485402meant for>>214485148*>>214484652>>214485096this is gonna take a while but it's in here
>>214485729Regardless of whenever you think secularism started, religion is still for povvo thirdies
>>214485850have you considered not being a pathetic incel freak?
>>214485850:/
>>214485820mental how some spastic channel 4 journalist got habbo hotel effectively shut down for claiming pedos run rampant and yet roblox which is x100s larger has the same problem and nobody caresI'll never forget they ruined habbo hotel
>>214485791sayaka best dangan
Fucking massive hole where my tooth was. How the fuck is that gonna fill in? Bit worried lads
>>214485850grim
>>214485779
sexy middle aged childless career women
>>214485886gold tooth will look nice :)
>>214485886ask your mums "mate"he does it all the time
>>214485913hi
>>214485886what happened to the tooth
So basically the whole boat migrant crisis was orchestrated to push through Digital ID.Man, if it goes through, and CBDCs are also implemented, then it's game over. They'll literally be able to unperson you at will.At that point Whites are finished. Any dissent will result in prison or death.
they can't baptise asylum seekers because brown people will melt i they touch holy water
>>214479798>>214479798
>>214485702who is this
>>214485925Impacted/rotten wisdom tooth, dentist tortured me for thirty minutes but it's out
>>214485927are you the one they call "2016mong"?
>>214485947my wife
>>214485702This woman is my perfect looksmax, we are even phenotypically similar. Would she ever date me? Nope.
have to trust someone to be betrayedi never did...
>>214486016>>214486016>>214486016
>>214484652think the hentai's Dropout?
