>>214497772
this thread is mad gay
>white women refuse to have sex with me>have sex with brown women instead>both white men and white women seethewhy are they like this?
>>214499274Shit edition but threadsplitting is even shittierDo better next time please
>>214499255iceland, faroe islands, norway
stop having a boring tunastop having a boring life
>>214499321Those are expensive places for sureIt will be kino though
ASHES TO ASHES, FUNK TO FUNKYWE KNOW MAJOR TOM'S A JUNKIEstrung out on heaven's hiiiiigh, hitting an allll tiiiiime low
>>214499274Really terrible edition. Be more ashamed of yourself OP
rub ma bellay
David Bowie?More like, David Boring
>>214499330I love that song. One of my fav Bowie tracks.
shut the fuck up about e-celebsseriously
>>214499314I’m Black and literally only get attention from Black women, Latinas, and the occasional mid White woman (usually non-American). I’m not an incel but White guys have it so much better.
>>214499247reality is also underrated. the cover of pablo picasso is kinda shit but the rest is top notch.
i’m gonna beat up david bowie next time i meet him
good morning
We haven't kissed in a long time
AYOWHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT
>>214499382hopefully it's soon
who is da worst american ever
>>214499350THEY GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE ACTION MANooooohhhh happy, hope youre happy tooooo
It's the third night in a row that neighborhood cats have set off the neighborhood skunk in my yard and I'm worried my elderly neighbor is going to SWAT me
>OMG WHY DO YOU MAKE THREADS 10 POSTS EARLY>30 seconds later bump limit reachedwhy are you guys such faggots?
>>214499404i dont get it
piece of SHIT 4chan x keeps tabbing to nothing instead of to the submit or captcha line
>>214499412(You)
>>214498775quagmire lookin ahh
Canadians are the best posters in /cum/ by a wide margin.
>>214499435hey what the frick did i do
>>214499443so true
Why was 69 afraid of 70?Because he's a cannibal and no one who 78
didnt win the power ball.. hope my mom or dad won it they havent checked theirs yet...and there's always the double play... we played the double play so that our states lotto can still give us like 20 mil if we get all the numbers... a consolation prize but a prize nonetheless... fingers crossed....
>>214499413I love the part that goes >Time and again I tell myself>I'll stay clean tonight>But the little green wheels are following me>Oh no, not againI wasn’t as drugged out as 70s Bowie but I can still relate. And the way he sings it is really cool.
keep getting deja vu while reading /cum/
>>214499443TSMT
>>214499452marge
>>214499412Woodrow Wilson
>>214499443I couldn’t agree more and also I’m gay
>>214499404seething mega fart trannynumber bots win again
>>214499448you know what you did
If I go to the urologist and it's not an old man I'm walking out
The constant chittering of insects is hell. I curse summer.
>>214499492what if its a hot lady
respect ma authoritah B)
what if you met a really hot lady and she was super into you but she had a bigger penis than you
>>214499492That's gay, I want a milf to fondle my balls
David Letterman
>>214499450>>214499464>>21449947510/10 high quality posts as usual
>>214499389Good morning, I got friendzoned today, and am very sad.I will hopefully get over it, but for now I am sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhd_qhIr2g
>>214499492
Steven Bonnell
>>214499404I think I'm in that screenshot, I have made the post "Penis poop" before, especially while trying to get a get.However, I don't remember for sure.
>>214499502>>214499513I'm going to get medical care why make it sexual? And women don't have a penis so I don't trust them to give real advice
>>214499536Sorry to hear that bro>I will hopefully get over itYou willAt least now you know and can move on
shaved my asshole to see if it looked cute and it does
>>214499569>can move onThat's the problem, she wants to keep hanging out with me, she wants to get lunch tomorrow. Even if I flake on her til she gets the hint, I'll still have to see her occasionally since we're in the same program at school.I haven't revealed to her my crush
LOLhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/carleysuthers/women-share-man-rage-bait
So when do we wake up from this nightmare and get to enjoy the 1990s? It's obviously still the 90s, there's no way things have actually gotten THIS bad for real.
>>214499566I dont want men touching my penis, I went to an urologist once and it was an older lady
>linking buzzfeed
>>214499602I was born in December of 99 so if it's still the 90s then I'm a bebe
>>214499582>I haven't revealed to her my crushso you havent been friendzoned yet
those sandnigs were cookinghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Holocaust_Cartoon_Competition
>>214499611Well she said "my boyfriend" today, so I kind of have
grok is this real?
dead thread
>>214499603>I dont want men touching my penisWow you're very manly and heterosexual
>>214499612that's pretty funny
>>214499623Oh.. well that sucks. I would not be friends with that person. Also does her boyfriend know? That's weird.
>>214499626Probably not, but our Health Secretary is basically a witch doctor who makes decisions based on superstition, so anything is possible
>>214499610god I wish I was a baby again
just spent 6 hours posting about Alien: Earth. Idk, I guess it's cause I hated all the other sci-fi shows so far and used to read a lot of sci-fi as a youngster.
>>214499631Not really
>>214499638I don't want to be friends with her either. And yes, it is weird! What's she doing talking to a man at school for hours on end when she has a boyfriend? I hope she doesn't think I'm gay.The sadness is also because this has happened to me like 20 times, I am the king of getting friendzoned. It's hard to stay confident after a lifetime of disappointment, I'm 25
can't remember if i poo'd today but i feel a poo brewing so maybe i haven't
>>214499641you'll always be my baby
>>214499673>tfw no inuyasha bf to comfort me
>>214499274
Did you read the new Archie comics
>>214499711no
>>214499699Wikipedia was talking about removing it from articles to combat antisemitism
>>214499664Yeah you definitely need to stop being friends with her and don't do that with girls you like again.
>enjoy video game>toil>man I hate working, I wanna keep playing that game>get home>spend the rest of the night on this shithole instead of playing the game>weekend rolls around>want to be out and about doing stuff to enjoy my 2 days of freedom, dont play vidyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Guys… how come all the millenial women are nicer now around age 30?Anyone noticed this? Is it because of T-Swift engagement?
i want to be playing that game silksong but i just dont got the funds you know what i mean
>>214499721>don't do that with girls you like againDon't do what?
>>214499731All millennial women are 30+ at this point, none of them are under 30.
i fucking hate indie games
my cs2 steam inventory is worth almost $1000 and i keep forgetting to sell it
>>214499745Stop being friends with girls you have a crush on, its suffering.
>>214499731>are nicer nowI sure as hell havent noticed
>>214499764It happens to me everytime because I am completely incapable of flirtingEven giving them compliments isn't enough, they'll still think I'm a beta timid guy who isn't into them
remove kingdom come and scary monsters is an easy 8.5-9/10
B’woah I just had a dream…gay sex
>>214499765>>214499731they know the clock is ticking and they're hoping to find a nice beta provider. they'll stop being nice around age 40 when they know it's too late and they settle into their role as bitter, childless "career women" who treat young girls like shit and sexually harass their male subordinates.
>>214499780Just make a move, say I like you. That works sometime.
>>214499760can i get a lil something
>>214499805Apu so silly :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tlEa0rDZbM
Black people? Not a fan.
The sad truth is that man's real life consists of a complex of inexorable opposites—day and night, birth and death, happiness and misery, good and evil. We are not even sure that one will prevail against the other, that good will overcome evil, or joy defeat pain. Life is a battleground. It always has been and always will be; and if it were not so, existence would come to an end.
>>214499832How can you hate Morgan Freeman
>>214499832you wouldn’t say that if you met me irl (we could be friends)
>>214499839>existence would come to an endHell yeah
yare yare daze, dumb peanutposter
goddamn i love being an anglo man
>>214499806sure, what are you looking to buy
>>214499832some of them are all right
Black women? Yeah, you could say I'm a fan.
>>214499865i'm looking to buy something that i pay nothing for you give it to me
>>214499839When will the struggled end, sweet peanutposter? I’m so tired. This is why I do drugs, peanutposter. It’s all too much.
>>214499827just had to pause for that Priest. The Priest only really achieved perfection on the song Painkiller, but it's worth parsing their work for precursors
>>214499875>electric eye/the hellion>all guns blazing >metal gods
>>214499843I don't.>>214499848It is a possibility. >>214499868Have you heard of the Knockout Game?
>>214499803I'm just going to take sleep medicine and knock myself out so that this day ends
>>214499875It’s simple stuff, but I love Screaming for Vengeance. Such a catchy album. Electric Eye is badass.
>>214499869middle one has a horseface but her tummy is pure sexo
>>214499875Screaming For Vengeance > Painkiller
bro is like a 6'8 aryan giga chad scientist and his wife is this ugly thai goblina, suppose he is a gamer though
>>214499903>Have you heard of the Knockout Game?yeah those are the bad ones>>214499905hope you feel better man
>>214499893when I was a teen we used to sing BREAKING THE LAW BREAKING THE LAW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIIIIIIIKE with my friends while drunk and high
>>214499731its like the old timers used to say. when girls are used up and ready to settle down and have failed in securing a 7 ft 2 former navy seal male model real estate billionaire they're ready to settle down and aren't as up their own ass. essentially after a few ray-jays and da'shawns run through her rather than prince charming they alter their strategy. but tread carefully because if you do walk into their trap they'll still try to kill you or divorce rape you somehow.
>>214499915Don't really care for metal but this is a great album cover
fine i'll goon. someone's gotta put some work in around here.
>>214499839Good post but i have to disregard because tranime and leaf flag
I think my IQ is zero because I dreamed it if myself getting my brain scanned when I was a baby and it was showing nothing...
I put my "work" into yur moms ass
tonights the night i poison the roaches that live in my wall and in my surge protector. they're getting too uppity.
I need someone to smack my ass
>>214499915Painkiller is the vicious thrash record, their mid 80s records have cock rock vibes iirc
>Screaming for Vengeance fans ITTBased
>>214499927Yes but if you want to see if they are a good one you have to relax which is something you should never do in case they are the bad ones. It's all fun and games not being racist until you get murdered by an 18 year old black kid at 61 when you're out in the evening on a bike ride doing some cardio just because you didn't want to be racist and avoid him.
its still over from last night
This is a no gooning zone. Take your gooning elsewhere, pardner.
>>214499956>cock rockSounds gay
More of a Sad Wings of Destiny guy personally
>>214499970wait until you find out how JP's lead singer leans
i like vtubers, they're so cute and quirky and way more interesting than real women
>>214499970you know, We're Not Gonna Take It, Every Rose Has Its Thorns...cock rock!
>>214499965Yeah there's not a lot of them here, I bet if I lived in Chicago I would hate them all.
>>214499968Works on my machine
>i like vtubers, they're so cute and quirky and way more interesting than real women
>>214499988I think we call it Butt Rock
>>214500009buttrock is stuff like the MGR ost
>>214499321How about the Fart Islands
>>214500009many songs have been called butt rock, but my definition is post grunge + post britpop
>>214499956Ram It Down and Turbo are 80s cock rock. Screaming For Vengeance and Defender of the Faith are definitely not that.
>>214500004you should be running NoScript
Is mozart weiner music
>britpop
>>214500004They do that regionally at different times. When all the americans had those problems we were fine in europe. Ublock will fix it soon. I'll use Invidious in the meantime
>>214499968I always was under the assumption that ad blockers made up such a small percentage of any platform's users that there was no reason to go after them. what happened? did they reach a critical mass of users, was it network admins automatically putting it on their subjects computers, or are they that desperate for what little cash they can claw from it?
>>214500037???
Yjk
>>214500050This is a bangerhttps://youtu.be/yuTMWgOduFM?si=hEFdLwaEkj0c_YvU
Clannad is a good anime
>>214500020and the Sonic Adventure 2 ost
>>214500035>Screaming For VengeanceSounds like something Josh Homme listened the fuck out of and then dressed in Led Zep instrumentation and sold it as Kyuss.
being an incel ain't so bad
>>214500004>Windows 11I hate you
>>214500068I had an unrequited love for a neighbour girl named Arianne when I was 14
>>214500004Did you like World Peace 2? It wasn't that good imo. >>214500066The funny thing is ad block users sky rocketed after Youtube started trying to shut it down and all the big youtubers made videos about it. I think it was about 35% before they started cracking down on it.
>>214500067???????????????????????
*it inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew6qzoN2sqknaw, there was a bit of magic therein, but this and Space Cadet do call back to that song
>>214500076FOLLOW MEEEEESET ME FREETRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY
>>214500098>Did you like World Peace 2?I haven't watched all of it but mostly no. I think it was far less funny than the original. The friendsgiving skit was pretty funny though
>>214500099AI is getting too goodThis can be used for dangerous disinformation
>>214500102I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH PROVE IT TO YOUFOLLOW MEEEEEE!
>>214500098Different leaf but I bought it, was all excited to watch the first episode, and then it was so meh that I haven’t gotten around to watching the rest. Whatever. The MDE boys can consider it a donation for the other laughs over the years.
>>214500079Kyuss is more like Sonic Youth + Master of Reality
>>214500115trust the dogged resistance of the American man to things not American to nullify the effect of Russian disinfo, just like they did with marxism
>>214500098and thus made it a bigger issue for youtube, so they put in harsher and harsher measures (at one point threatening to ban users who used ad block).I think the key issue is that YouTube genuinely wants to degrade the quality of content on their platform (to serve you more ads when you start looking for better stuff), yet this created market pressure for ad blocking. If YouTube prioritized promoting creators who made content that wasn't absolute goyslop they wouldn't have this issue to begin with. I'm sure this goes into the long list of why developing your platform alongside data isn't always the best practice in the long run
>>214500134Oh no, it's our own government that I'm worried about
>>214500133that is a good albumI don't even know why I never listened to it nearly as much as all of their 80s albums
finna rip open another bag of spicy beef jerky fuck it!!
for me, its anagrama
>>214500113MDE was lightning in a bottle. Theres 1 funny sketch from an episode on WP and its 30 min an episode
>>214500133https://youtu.be/wzsjWKVAy2Q?si=wN-TERs0c9bXPwVY
>>214500143Don't worry the Palantir database of every American citizen and stripping citizenship and deporting those who criticize Israel are actually based.
feels so nice not having a head ache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFw1kKyYTHI
>>214500153Indeed. Such a shame that it was cut down when it was.
This is one of the most unique albums I've ever listened to It's not ambient but it's similar to ambient in that it's nearly entirely carried by atmosphere and vibes
>>214500178Does it have my greatest enemy (Kim Gordon's voice)?
>>214500115i literally can't tell the difference anymore
>>214500169not, Joel, but Vinnie was one of the few who did a spot on my favorite hipster indie RPG shareware game Goblet Grotto. Look that one up, folks, I love that game and can't rec it enough to the lot of you!
>>214500192yes lolher voice isn't bad enough to detract from the music quality, in my opinion
Being a white man living in Africa must be a wild ride every single day.
>>214500214some white men go to Kenya to find virgin wives
literally cant watch any porn videos without having to pay money for the whole video or shilling out my ID now i only jerk off to pictures on google
>>214500214What the hell was he shooting at?
>>214500214bro was familiar with newton's fourth law of motion, didn't know his third
>>214500228there are loads of porn sites that don't have age verificationif you want to see a full version of a scene, just type in the actresses names and it will usually be easily found on google
>>214500234looks like a propane tank
>>214500234tannerite probably. gun nuts love shooting at it
>>214500211I'm watching NBC's coverage from 9/11/2001 instead.
>>214500228>iterally cant watch any porn videos without having to pay money for the whole video or shilling out my ID now i only jerk off to pictures on googlehow?There are so many free porn sites
cum is mega dead what happened
>>214500244i only get links to sites that are banned >>214500255because my state has age verification laws
>>214499435Thanks for the (You), kind stranger
>>214500245>>214500246>shooting an exploding targetwhat a moron
banning porn will unironically lead to more rape
>>214500263Peter Thiel's shadow army is slowly killing us off one by one
>>214500263it's not dead at all, what do you mean?
>>214500275it will lead to more discord goon servers
why cant I find this anywhere :(
>>214500286have you tried one of those huge grocery store sized liquor stores?
>>214500265>because my state has age verification lawsFor every site?What about Bunkr, it's full of porn there
>>214500263>>214500276
MOMMY! DADDYYY! GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO BUY COCAIIIIIIINEEEEEEE!
https://youtu.be/OXmEa9BVycA
>>214500294of course
>>214500245>>214500246>>214500270It was a cooler filled with way too much Tannerite. My favourite part is that he totalled his F150, all the airbags are deployed kek.
>>214500265just goon to furry porn. niche enough to never be banned
So cute
>please wait a while before making a post>120 seconds later>please wait a while before making a postfix your fucking site you NIGGERS
>>214500276
>>214500306gun nuts with tannerite are so stupid. do they expect the massive explosion to be completely harmless?
>>214500320haha based angryposter giving 4chan the business
>>214500321this is kind of the plot of Minority Report
>>214500297fuck bunkr it constantly tries to redirect me to other sites
Also, I have never liked the Smashing Pumpkins. They were at the end of the latest Alien: Earth episode, the clearly have a fanbase on 4chins but to me they've always come across as more butt rock
>>214500321god, imagine how many people would be radicalized if they got denied from their uni/job by israeli goyware designed to keep them subjugated. entire suburbs governed by how many people in them use nexusmods
>>214500332Yeah but it's actually so much worse because Trump is working on enabling the stripping of citizenship from American citizens and then deporting them for being anti israeli.
>>214500323yeah Tannerite is based and good fun, you should try it. guns are awesome too. it can be used to blow up beaver dams that are destroying properties, very useful stuff.
>>214500307>goon to furry pornany recommendations
>>214500298>>214500332>>214500339this fat jew from international jewry wants to rape you for not supporting israel enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwbkEu8Po80
reeeeeeeee its the one beer I've always loved and they only sell the shitty summer shandy
>>214500332I've always hated that movie for its early 00's MTV aesthetic even though I've read much of P.K. Dick. I guess the kids of today must love it for its visuals.
umm because it's our heckin language you fucking chud
>>214500351yeah they used that weird matte filter and low depth of field to film it, really didn't age well.
>>214500335>it constantly tries to redirect me to other siteshow?do you use adblocker
You know, the older I get, the more I get the feeling that all of metal is a subgenre of hardcore punk, which I do not like.
>>214500351the CGI is like 1:1 with I, Robot. makes the entire movie feel like one of will smith's public breakdowns. so much stuff was unresolved too, like why did the drug dealer have no eyes and why were they black holes
my Xbox One factory reset itself while I wasn't home.
>>214500375uh, yeah, you didnt know that’s how the genre evolved?
feeling better after my meltdown earlier
>>214500387That was me actually
>>214500370no because i heard jewtube throttles your video speed if you use adblock
>>214500378oh yeah and this marks the era of scifi movies having needless CGI because the director thought he didn't waste enough money. it completely destroys the good kitsch feeling of scifi
>>214500375>>214500389?metal is a subgenre of blues rock
>>214500387>my goybox one factorino reseterino while i wasn’t in my podnigga
>>214500351That, War of the Worlds, the Bourne movies, I Robot, are all very gray and lifeless
>>214500400your fucking stupid
>>214500400I think there's a clear break between Rainbow and Metallica. Even Sabbath are not considered real metal by metalheads. Minor Threat are the godfathers of metal at large.
>>214500414The Bourne Identity is KINO you shut your mouth
Minority Report is a great movie too, although to be fair I haven't seen it since I was 14
>>214500422minor threat does thrash better than most thrash metal bands
>>214500387
>>214500406you did it you NSA bastard.
you basically only own 50% of the tech you have. the hardware is yours but what runs on it is in no way under your control. i turned my (((SmartTV))) on the other day and suddenly the Youtube app is totally different, sucks 10x worse than the previous version, ads are increasing, and the homepage defaults to a giant full page advertisement for OREOS now.
Dio Sabbath is like a bridge between hard rock and metal, but I've always hated Dio so much that the thought didn't occur to me until right now. Bill Ward tellingly quite before the third album, tellingly announcing that what he was playing seemed like some sort of parody of what he did before to him.
>>214500400no it fucking is not
>>214500393not really, so you watch ads?
>>214500414Bourne trilogy is pure kino and uses only practical effects. even the stunts are 100% legit, they still used gimbal and cable cameras to film that shit.
260th for poop
>>214500321>includes "indicator patterns" in two different sections>near complete redundancy except for a typo bullet pointi do not want incompetents like this policing me with their ai overlords
*quitI'm not posting Dio, no wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrrcDpLFZM
>>214500446Saw Dio with Sabbath here when I was a kid, my dad took me to the concert. They played the whole album from start to finish.Dio rulz
I did tellingly twice
>>214500400metal is rock without the blues elements.>>214500422thrash is nwobhm/speed metal plus the aggression of punk>>214500446Bill left the band in the middle of the Heaven and Hell tour and it was due to his alcoholism.
>>214500471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tck3tyBpB2U
stoner rock as exemplified by Kyuss is real Sabbath reverence. Stoner metal like Electric Wizard is a completely different genre taking on the trappings of Sabbath for publicity.
>>214500458not a big surprise the retarded ai fanboy also has wet dreams of a surveillance state
cummies im drinking covfefe
>>214500471>>214500481crazy how this show was originally about some black family and Urkel was their neighbor and just a small side character but then the show became completely about him
gn /cum/bums
>>214500481never knew of that crossover
>>214500500gn but dont post that image
Oh my Science……. This is exactly like the handjob’s tale…..
>>214500495bart simpson effect
yeah, I sad Kyuss was Priest in a garb earlier and in truth they never had Iommi decisive, choppy riffs, though Space Cadet is the best attempt at his Django Reinhardt inspired acoustic parts ever
>>214500515that chick from Mad men and the HMT was actually pretty aluring
>>214500536You may be the only person on earth that thinks Elizabeth Moss is alluring
>>214500553so you're a pedophile in Thailand
Just took a supermassive mega poopScientists are calling it the stinkiest poop known to man
>>214500553dude is built like the highschool science fair winning baking soda volcano
>>214500572What
>>214500572that's mexico
>>214500553imagine being so fat you can sit anywhere because you can just mold your body to that structure
>>214500553nigga is his own couch
>>214500576unless you've been drinking your claim is unverifiable
>>214499367I am attracted to my own ocs that I make
>>214500588ohhhh, that's why he's so fat>>214500579sorry, bud
>>214500593Just cracked open the first beer of the night to celebrateCheck the news tomorrow morning, it'll be in the headline
>>214500595can you share an oc?
>>214500610No she's my wife not yours
anybody else like big tiddies bouncing up and down
drinking milk
>>214500622aw hell YEAHELISABETH MOSS SHE GOT SUM BIG ASS TIDDIESELISABETH MOSS SHE GOT SUM BIG ASS TIDDIESAND ELISABETH MOSS SHE GOT SUM BIG ASS TIDDIES!
after you discover baki it makes all the fight scenes in beastars make sense
>>214500622of course
thinking about the cake im gonna eat in the morning
>>214500630I dont like her face
>>214500650fatarse
>>214500652tasty for me
FREE MY NIGGA MECHAHITLER
Yeah im thinkin about those beans
>>214500674don't we get like near monthly crashouts from grok though?
last /cum/ ever..... what a wild ride...
ALL MY NIGGAS HAIL MECHAHITLER
New>>214500683>>214500683
>>214500697IRON WITHINIRON WITHOUT!
>>214499720the third search result that comes up when you type in "early life" is the ADL bitching about it lmao
