Schizo editionPrevious >>214499274
>>214500683whenever I hear classical music I start grinding my teeth
>>214500714are you a negroid
I will live in Los Angeles.
>>214500714https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZsKmSLcL54
>>214500729I forbid it
>>214500715humanoid
>>214500741
/canada/ thread>>>/tv/214255218
>>214500747are you though
I'm peak midwit. i will never invent some new idea, or novel invention. I can only reguritate what people smarter than me have already discovered
finna eat some lamb soup
>>214500758i said HOT SHOTsuch a good movie
>>214500799I had a lamb shank last week after nigh on 30 years. Lamb is expensive here, and beef steak still tastes better
favorite vtuber started stream :)))
>>214500799hasn't longevity been psued stuff for a while? it's impossible to monitor humans in a controlled setting so you rely on questionnaires
>>214500804>Wait!>W-what? It seems the mighty judge Dredd is pleading for m-
Roll to see if I fap or not
I just... I just can't believe this is it. This is life. There is no magical third act where I am the star in some fantasy adventure. I won't suddenly gain superpowers and fight cartoonish villains. This is it. This is all it will ever be. 50 more years of quiet, drab misery. Our one shot at consciousness is spent on something so unimaginably boring. My "gift" of sentience is spent wageslaving, consuming media, messing around with hobbies that will never fill the void, eating, shitting, cleaning. And that is all there is.
the third search result that comes up when you type in "early life" is the ADL bitching about it lmao
okay so its like a nice upper east side apartment and there's an indian guy sitting in a fancy high backed chair in front of a fire place staring in to it totally dead eyed his hands elbows are resting on each side of the chair and his hands are clasped arched in front of his mouth as he stares over them in deep contemplation and his other indian roommate enters>rajesh what is of matter with you?>*rajesh doesn't look up and speaks in a monotone voice* ranjeet it has happened I have *dramatic pause* had the sex>*ranjeet gasps* rajesh this wonderful news why are we not celebrating?>*rajesh takes a dramatic breath and continues to stare in to the fire* ranjeet she was... >yes go on rajesh tell me of it>*rajesh lets out a deep shuddering sigh* she was not a white woman>*ranjeet slumps in to the chair visibly shaken*>and that is not all ranjeet... >no rajesh do not say it>she was... fat as well... >*ranjeet lets out a half sobbing gasp*>fat and black FAT AND BLACK AND STILL I REDEEMED >*both men openly begin to sob and wail as the camera zooms in to the fire and fades to credits*
She keep pushing me back Good dick will do that
>>214500814Lamb shanks are great, pork shanks are my fav (picrel)>Lamb is expensive hereits expensive almost everywhere>>214500824yeah kind of
Made a cringy unfunny joke, jesus cant believe i texted that
>>214500888You bloody
why hasn't someone invented immortality yet
>>214500799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KG912GXSaI
Why do east Asian assimilate while most other peoples simply don't?
>>214500955no they dont
>>214500912I'm so bad at texting, thats why i dont use apps
>>21450094720 more jugs of mercury, trust the plan
>>214500889that is a lyric
>>214500955>canucks
>>214500947No, I can't do this everyday nigga. The eternal sleep beckons
>>214500888I was genuinely aggravated hearing an Indian guy talking on the Amtrak. The tourism from Indians really needs to stop there's gaggles of Indians in every airport now. what's even the appeal? all our landmarks are boring>>214500947it's called writing
>>214500965its over i can never take it backalready deleted the contact and the chat conversation
>>214500977they aren't tourists
>>214500988lol
>>214500975so true
>>214500975For me, it's the bridge strip
>>214501000strips with his dad are the best
>>214501000for me it's
>>214501026awfully kafkaesque
rubenesque
>>214500977okay but did you think the bit was funny?
>>214501000For me, it's...
Dinnertime.
>>214501084yes
I've never had a bad sammich from subway. Either Im really lucky or your joints just have shitty "artisans"
>>214501088what is this?
It just occurred to me that reactslop was actually invented in East Africa over a decade ago. I remember seeing it in a version of Who Killed Captain Alex where they had this random fucking guy reacting to what was going on in the movie from off screen. It was the weirdest thing ever but apparently this was a popular thing to do in Uganda at the time was to screen movies with some Ugandan guy's reaction to the movie added over top of it rather than just showing the raw movie. And now, a decade later, this exact shit is fucking everywhere.
is there a place where you can watch entire episodes of cops?
>>214501132fmovies?
>>214501132just watch police activity on youtube
>>214501099okay thanks I kind of just freehand them and don't get feedback that often :)
>>214501152its just not the same>>214501141thanks i found a few seasons
evens i fap, odds i goon
friendship with bagels ended, now grilled cheese on texas toast for dinner is my new best friend
>>214501179whats texas toast? alll i see is pictures of regular toast>>214501167np
could i live the dream in lexington, kentucky?
>>214501199it's just wonder bread but cut a little thicker desu
>>214501212>everything is bigger in texasi see
for me, it was the chicken strip sandwich
>>214501283whataburger has gone to shit since being bought out
gonna jerk my peanits maybe twice then go to bed night cummers
>>214501168https://taylor.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/bb91d8ab-fe48-4b2d-9462-6275630a6e86
im sleepy nigga
>>214501203One small problem: you have to live in Kentucky unironically
i aint clickin that shit
guys can anyone make my day because I getting bullied by a boy named Ayaan Singh
I am so cringe. without a doubt some mistake was made i wasn't supposed to exist and grow into a full organism I should've been culled and discarded
>>214501436I'm on the bullies side
>>214501433You make your own luck...
>>214501436>Ayaan Singhwhos that?
BRUH CAN YOU GUYS JUST TEACH ME BEAT HIS ASS
>>214501085She's so perfect
>>214501436no one wants you here fuck off cunt
>>214501436sikhs are bro-tier
>>214501426what's wrong with kentucky?
>>214501508What types of martial arts gyms do you live near
BRO IM SIKH
I LIVE IN A FOREST
>>214501535>>214501547
please help me sir i am fucking indian
im shleepy
>>214501547Are you seriously from the boonies of India What are your spiritual beliefs?
>>214501283>wasthey still make it thoughever>>214501297their LTOs, including the current one, are always on point thoughbeit
Kentucky Fried Chicken is the opium of the niggers
why is he spamming?
I AGREE
im nervous about my supposed haircut tomorrow i cant fall asleep
>>214501597there's 1.3 billion of themit's amazing this isn't happening constantly
>>214501608why?
>>214501608we're reaching levels of unprecedented autism
WHY WHAT HAPPENED
>>214501617they used to be range banned
>>214501622>>214501632i hate having to talk to my barber and he always fucks up my hair
>>214501651I had an aunt that would cut my hair
IS HE CHINESE OR ASIAN
>>214501636i also cant open the door for my pizza deliveries i get my parents or brother to open it
>>214501651i always go to supercuts. they know i need a number 5 buzzcut
SO CAN YOU TEACH ME A MOVE SO I CAN BEAT HIS ASS
>>214501651is he a man?my barber is a hot lady with big tits and i like when she touches me
>>214501690I got my hair cut by a Russian in DC
>>214501690yeah its a man i use to go to my moms hairdresser but im avoiding her because she knows im a neet loser and its embarrassing
>>214501707Russian lady*
MY AUNT IS RUSSIAN
>>214501718how old are you?
dobranoc>>214501608good luck falling asleep
>>214501719a russian lady use to cut my hair when i was a teen i caught feelings for her so it became too stressful to be around her
13
>>214501737me everyday
>>21450173024
>>214501718>she knows im a neet loser and its embarrassingIt doesn't matter
>>214501766yes it does
I cut my own hair. It looks awful but idc not gonna spend money on something I can do myself. I just use electronic clippers
YEAH. I DONT KNOW WHY THE HELL MY HALF OF THE FAMILY IS IN EASTERN EUROPE
>>214501757nigggaaaaa fix your life. you're a literal baby, you dullard
Lady at the gas station knows me and what I buymight need to change my beer buying spot
>>214501783I have my dad trim my hair every few months, also for free
drinking fluids
>just fix your life bro
Report on the edibles:Too scrong
>>214501829how many mg
goodnight
DUUUUUUUUUDEANYBODY HERE LIKE WEED?BROOOOOOOOOOO
i wanna eat the cake right now talk me out of it or im gonna do it
reddit IP banned me for seemingly no reason
>>214501885oh nooooooooo, so anyways...
business idea: free creampies fro all my /cum/bums :)
i guess no one cares if i get fat from eating the cake
>>214501929oh nice can I have one xD
>>214501965less competition for me
>>214502015my belly will crush you then i will eat you up
not a fan of creampies may i have a boston creme donut instead
>be me>calls you a fag
>>21450184420mg lmao. I have the tolerance of a tiny infant. They’re not too strong though they’re just solid. I’ve settled in.
I havent smoked in years, but I did get a contact high on new years
>>214502130duuuudehell yeahsmoke break time
Big fan of emitting cum out my weiner. It's like a smokestack the way it dribbles out
>>214502154I used to do lots of speed
>>214502208broooo I love speedhell yeahsmoke break
>>214502222hahah
>>214502208In what form? Was it a prescription amphetamine ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFtjdr-suD0
thoughts on the Cannes Palm D'or winner, NORBIT??
I'm going to bed....nigga
>>214502261>Was it a prescription amphetamine ?No, there's no ADHD here, this type of "medication" is illegal in all of Europe. In powder/rock form.
that was a video with a bait band playing the music of Richard Swift, who was a pugnosed Mexican. Just like New Order's Crystal, but that was because they were a bunch of wrinkled old Englishmenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVMyXDsadLQ
why is there no trapper in new austin
I hate having a job so much. It killed all my interests and now I have nothing. On my days off I just become bored because there's never any time to keep up my actual interests and focus on them. So now they're just gone. Fuck everyone who praises working and having a job. Ruined my whole life
>>214502632maybe you shouldn't've been an Okie to start with
>>214502632>praises working and having a jobnobody does this
when you think about it, plums are the chud version of a peach
>>214502632get good at life my nig
>>214502632>>214502656I like working and having a job. Well it depends on the job and the rules/restrictions.
the worst part about having a wagie job for me is having to interact with the same people everyday
Ok something is going on...
>>214502744this>>214502748thank god I like the people I work with, they are my friends and we even go on vacations together sometimes.
>>214502811youtube sucks anyways
I hate my job. It's a pizza joint . I mostly just stretch the dough outI feel indifferent to my coworkers. I'm just so good at my job they tolerate me, but mostly leave me alone to do my thing
>>214502839All things considered I have learned so much from youtube for free.
Anyone else have a cum drawer? Mine is getting full
>>214502833Do you guys ever have orgies
>>214502849Do you cum in the dough be honest
>>214502851what's the best skill you've gained from youtube videos
Amazon really do be doing overnight delivery now.
>>214502867No, almost everyone is in a relationship, some of them are co-workers.
>>214502891No but I do have herpes and touch my face frequently so statistically there's a decent chance I have given people herpes
>>214502918how nice, what is the nature of your work
>>214502944Hes a submariner on one of those deep sea horror movies
Hello ciaAlmost 4am and listening to select ambient works 85-92 with the kitty in bed.
Currently listenin'. Making chicken sausages in ze oven rn.
>>214502893Probably cooking, I learned to cook/bake solely from watching youtube videos when I started living alone and didn't have much money. I also learned a lot of music software/hardware stuff.Last year my oven broke and I watched a few videos and replaced the heating element by myself - cost me 17$ for the heating element. I also fixed my dryer, there was an issue with the filter.
>>214502944Organizing/booking events/parties and some other things related to entertainment.
>>214502962Hold on a minute, is someone on this deep sea rig not having a good time?
>>214502966It's 4 in the morning
>>214502962There's a guy on /bant/ from The Netherlands who works on a ship most of the year and he posts nice meals he cooks for his crew.
>>214502811Ok wtf is going on...did they ban me from google
>>214503073too real
>>214503060They're probably updating the front end.
>>214502998how do you find the talent
>>214503007Having friendly good relationships with your coworkers is an absolute death sentence in any ocean or space setting
https://strawpoll.com/w4nWWV0J5nA
>>214503073Get a $100 incall once and never think of whores again.
>>214503073Its hard to keep in mind how much things dont matter and how fucked up everyone's lives are. People are really good at pretending they have their shit together and they make you feel pathetic, so you have to pretend too. Its easy to forget that. And it's also easy to forget how easy it is to be free and take risks and do whatever you want for the most part because the consequences are way less bad than you think. The consequences for trying things and doing whatever you want are so much less than playing life safe and doing nothing
>>214503123Years of partying and "networking" and having made connections through the years. Also contacting people's booking agent/manager, or straight up DM-ing them. A lot of DJ's are crazy people who live like toddlers but on drugs.
>>214503073are you guys still rioting (assuming you're not on vpn)
Why did that tranny write "fart nigga" on his gun?
Peter Griffin
>>214503236He was mentally ill, some people found a thread on /bant/ with a picture of a shooting range with a quote "I'll be the best substitute teacher today" and it was made the morning before the day of the shooting.
>>214503321HAHAHAHA OMG WTF DUDE THAT WAS SO RANDOM HAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT AAAAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FUUUUCK DUDE THAT WAS SO FUNNY
>>214503321
im downloading hours of porn because the xvideo purge
Since July 2025 I've committed to only follow good tweets only and disengage from ragebait especially culture war garbage. The moment that i knew that most RW accounts that shit on muslims or whatever are made by indians, i immediately tap the uninterested button and my life genuinely has been better.
>>214503525why are they deleting videos?
>>214503525Never goon brother
>>214503653The older videos were mostly homogenous white people sex, which looks like too pieces of raw chicken slapping together
>>214503727Yeah but why are they deleting them? Is the site just ripping off stuff you have to pay for?
>>214503236Probably trying to hide his real ideology/personality behind 7 layers of irony
>>214503795Eyes shouldn't have to see wypepo sex
>>214503910>>214503727what gooning every day does to a mfer
>>214504000I can't goon my penis is caged
>>214504049as every jeet brown boi should be
Came in my pants award.
Whoever wins the powerball should buy the smiths
>>214504156Brutal
Have you ever tried to piss your pants or otherwise pee somewhere you shouldn't? There is a natural, subconscious resistance right? Your mind, trained not to piss the bed or piss your pants ect subconsciously resists peeing in certain scenarios. This is all normal. So explain to me why I could pee in my girlfriends mouth as easily as using a toilet?
is this jason
Americans would go as far to do stuff like that to their supposed loved ones yet wont marry
>>214504230That's when my stream is the strongest
https://youtu.be/TYNBIpezQ4g?si=Y4Rl_gbLJXPDJawkThe tranny path
>>214504857grim
>>214504913watch the whole thing
>>214504968I don't want to
>>214504989Its important that you see
This summer might be your last.
can apples native media player play webms yet
>>214505008I skimmed through it, it will make me sad and it's a nice sunny day.
>>214505069You're right. It's a bad idea to indulge in human suffering even though it can be fascinating
What should I get for lunch from the Turkish restaurant? Lamb skewers - 12EuroBeef skewers - 10EuroChicken skewers - 8EuroAll of them come with a salad, rice pilaf and a fresh baked pita.
>>214505348Get the beef.
>>214505380Ok beef it is today.
ghost status: being sippedgym status: shoulder day
>>214505400b-b-based
>>214505400Horse faced
Yuca fries are so addictive
>>214505592I've never had cassava, what does it taste like? That's what they make fufu from no?
I’m wearing green pants
>>214505863bold
>trip and fall in my room>knock over 30 empty beer cans
>>214505919I’m goin wild
>>214506061>30 empty beer cans
i'm the twinkiest in the room
>>214504340why would you want to sign a contract with a wamen where she can literally take half your things on a whim?sorry im not that stupid
i think im about done with long distance amtrak it's not even the service or the time or the delaysit's the fucking fellow "americans" with the music or on the phoneit's miserable being in coachpeople will talk about everything about amtrak except the mexicana who spent the entire 24+ hour train ride talking to her whole fucking extended family god bless fucking america
What does it mean if you don't care about money or women?I just want to kill that person who wronged me.I get high off murdering someone who wronged me.
>>214507469this that uncommon in germany?the homeless ask all the time money and food from people and people stupidly give it to them thinking theyre being compassionate
I made $120,000 in the past 6 years and I didn't save a single dollar.I just want to murder a certain person and cut his head off with a knife. Skull fuck his dead body.
Putin helped me get pussy on July 9th 2024. I love you Vladimir Putin, homo. I love you Donald Trump, no homo.
i wanna be your big stink
Fellas I’m drunk. Imagine if I’m driving my car and it’s like fffffvvveeeeooooowwwwmmmmn tru da ney bah hüüd
>>214507210You mean you don't like listening to mariachi or reggeaton cranked to 11 for hours every day!?
If I stop posting.It's because I murdered an immigrant jeet.
>>214509085>timmy murders a jeet>company brings 10 indians to replace him >10 new indian sociologists to combat racism>10 new indian psychologists to help the victims family>brings the entire indian family from india to identify the corpse, they apply asylumWHITE MAN(trudeau) was right when he said when you kill your enemies they win. if you kill 1 jeet government will bring 50 in
my sister is getting married today
>got a 30 day ban for threatening to break an anon's car windows with spark plugs>schizojeet can threaten literal murder and go unscathedvnbelievable
>>214509445Congratulations to your family!
>>214509445Don't let her near jeets.They will rape her.
>>214507530Giving food to the needy is compassionate.
>>214508891im the one hand im kinda sympathetic to the climate change crowd but on the other they clearly dont take this shit seriouslyi live in california (sacramento) and they dont even have a way to get to/from the airport at nightthe lightrail is a joke and it's a miserable riding experience that they hardly try to police especially at night
>>214509615no it's not they just squander the money and you just do it to feel good about yourselfif you want to give money to an actually decent cause send it to people who do education work in the Philippines or nigeria that money will go a lot farther to people who actually need it as well but no you have to feel good about yourself cause it really isnt about making the world a better place it's about inflating your ego
>>214509713I'm talking about food. I volunteer at food pantries and people are grateful for it
>>214509482thanks
>>214509817You should volunteer for ICE to kick out the Jeets and Spics.
>>214509848>kick out the jeetsno no silly, they're bringing in more jeets. they love them. it's just mexicans they're giving the boot.
>>214509817yeah i do too but never for a second have i thought im genuinely helping these peoplei know im not im just engaging in the enabling of their behavior the whole homeless apparatus in california from the top down is rotten not even with corruption but sheer stupidity from the top down
>>214509848jeets are bioweapon of jews, spics are free palestine so spics will get kicked out and each spic will be replaced by 10 jeetstexas is already an indian colony
>>214509911im fine with thatno indian ever bothered meit's the mexies that piss me the fuck off
going up willis tower today on the 103rd flooryesterday was at the john hancock center at the 93rd
>>214509952OK Rajesh
>>214510082This
>>214510082>>214510091sorry cancucks your days are numbered and i aint gonna be cryin no tears over your asses
God don’t play about me
remember back in the dayme and de bros was burning bush like moseshit the blunt i smoke it, pass it like im jokic
>sorry cancucks your days are numbered>and i aint gonna be cryin no tears over your asses
im indian
New immigrant detention center just dropped in Louisianas Angola prison
>>214510449We know
I am ready for a girlfriend now. Where is she? How do I find her?
how did you know i was indian
if an anglo ever gets uppity just tell them "your ancestors bombed dresden on command of the jews"all that pride and hubris instantly disappears knowing they're the bitch of the jews
Bombing civilians doesn’t end wars because wars are commanded by people who are not civilians.
sirrrr please help me i am fucking indian sirr
One of my apples became mealyGoing to make applesauce
>>214511111
lol i signed up for a reddit account through google and for some reason they gave me some random username which i dont think i pickedand then for the avatar they had a celebrating india one so naturally i went with that
>>214511243
>>214510633>tf>tp
matcha dubai chocolate labubu
soon
Shan't be going outside today
>>214511330>soon
i need to get upshoulda scheduled it later in the day oh well
>>214511470get outside every day
>>214511310im not anglo
There is no inherent value in going outside.
There is no inherent value to anything.
>>214511561have you ever caught anything on a frog?
steam is down because of silksong :/
>>214511766no, I use mepps spinners and hot n' tots, that's about itpeople use frogs for bass, I catch bass tho
Two Blue Jays just came through my yard. Such pretty birds. Blue, blue, electric blue.
>>214511561Prefer traps in the creek but in cæneda you get more salamanders and frogs than big edible stuff.
There’s something oddly comforting about the smell of wildfire smoke. It gives me a melancholy nostalgic summer feeling.
bad bitch say she like my gunt
>>214512043Burning wood always reminds me of camping
>>214511766I get tons of hits on frogs but never get them in. Fun to watch them hit topwater>>214511867Flies with tungsten beads look like they would kill there. Ever try them? I caught some sunnies on my nymph running this setup yesterday No trout on it yet.
>>214511881They are mean and sound gay
>>214512043I love my Liberal shirt and huffing the jerry can. Mmmmm
Watching a Filipinx flick
>>214512251I've never tried using flies, I should try the small stream with some
How many of you are WFH chads like me and how many of you are NEETs?
>>214512399I'm an officecuck but it's a 10 minute bike ride awayI also have to travel a shitload for work to Asia and Europe and USA
TURN ON CNN DREAM CHEATED!
It feels like autumn this morning. Summer is too short here.
>>214512712Who?
NEW>>214512730
