wild baby chamois
Think there should be a country like that one planet on TNG where everyone is a beautiful blonde fitness enthusiast and there is a harmonious existence but if you transgress the laws you are put to death like when Wesley destroys that vegetable bed and Picard has to break the prime directive and intervene
here we are
>Think there should be a country like that one planet on TNG where everyone is a beautiful blonde fitness enthusiast and there is a harmonious existence but if you transgress the laws you are put to death like when Wesley destroys that vegetable bed and Picard has to break the prime directive and intervene
weatherberg on a mad one
>>214505484This is him now, feel old yet?
birdstein asking me if I want a drink but doesn't make itwhy offer then you winged freak cunt
>order Dominos for the first time in forever>suddenly see Dominos ads when I watch youtube (I’m watching on a gaming console so no Adblock)>buy Busch Light beer for the first time ever>suddenly start seeing Busch Light ads on youtubeI hate it! It’s an invasion of privacy. Uncle Ted K. was right about technology.
>>214505650haha
>>214505572God help meI was only nineteendegrees centigrade
>>214505484little cutie bet he feels nice to cuddle
>>214505664It's always an afterthought tooEnshittification
>>214505557doubt he has any real connection to England aside from being born here.
>>214505664People say this but forgot they googled Dominos to get the number and the price for Buschs beer
>>214505664discussed that line city saudis are building in discord once and got spammed with ads to visit NEOM THE LINE for the next month i cant afford that shit anyway bro
>>214505588haha>>214505696I'd love to kiss him on his little snoot but I think he'd try to stick his pointy horns in my eyes
>>214505664>drinking light beer and eating domino's in USAsounds comfy, which state though?
>>214505664hate thisespecially when I've been talking about something and see and advert for itcouple of times I've been thinking about a song and had it pop up on the recsscary stuff
>>214505703Nope. I just upped and bought the Busch Light on a spur of the moment trying to pick what beer to buy. I ordered Dominos off the DoorDash app.
got the lotus eaters podcast on full blast
Dominos is a bit hit or miss lately, pizza hut is far more consistentMumberg doesn't like papa johns so we don't get itpizzagogo is shitkizzas are all shitpizza joint is alright but me saying that is probably a selfdox
Struggling to see how an elegant, classy, beautiful Jewess like Lady Vic could ever marry such a drab dull soulless adultering alcoholic goy NPC like Keir
>>214505702Racist gammon
>>214505781They're all fucking shite, spend more and leave your rancid bedroom you poorfag incel and go to a proper pizza restaurant ran by whites
papa johns garlic knots were yummy but I think they're American only and just popped over on holibobs wouldn't mind seeing them immigrate to the UK menu
I'm not English, I'm a Londoner!
>>214505812Look at me I think I have my life together because I'm too good to order pizzaMeasuring life successfulness by such retarded metrics is proof you're a bitter insecure spastic
>>214505827Fat cunt drooling over a takeaway at half 11
good morrow runtoids
>>214505812oh look we got a poncey pizza fag
at toil, you?
>>214505810bit ironic
>>214505872Anime's shite you weeb cunt
bent over and popped my haemorrhoidleft a stain on the wall, a blood spatter analysist would probably think someone was shot here
>I'm not English, I'm a Londoner!
>>214505896Did it hurt
>>214505891anime website
>>214505872morning mate x
>>214505887same here
>>214505896haemorrhoids can't be popped
>>214505890Go on?
Leftypol complaining about Rorkes interrupting his beauty sleep as they protest child rape by migrants, then he is branded a paedo, chased and attacked by a lynch mob of angry Rorke patriots https://x.com/supertanskiii/status/1963173306565021708
>>214505887sitting on the floor on my left hip while folding my legs behind me and ive got my elbows up on the couch with my phone betwixt my hands. I am crinkling my toes which was tucked tightly in white tube socks.
landlordstein is showing someone around my flat this afternoon and it's still an absolute statewill be making myself scarce
>>214505801impossible to be an elegant jewthe only countries on the planet to achieve proper elegance are the french, italians, some other euro countries and maybe japs
Talkin' boutBoys Club!
>>214505934what does gammon refer to?
less of a runt when I'm neet
hit leftypol with the pipe down lil nigga you’d best believe bro putting the fries in the bag rn
leftypol supports anything that will annoy his funny mate rorke
Everybody Drives A Golf
>>214505955cant you just go out for an hour
>>214505938>I haven't seen any changes>next sentence admits they're committing crimes
>>214505904I'm in agony and now I need a poo
it's absolutely pißßing it down
Put my delicate silk blouses on a low rpm cycle in a pillow case tied with a knot in the top Pray for my seams lads
Sometimes i want a gf but then i remember what vaginas look, taste and smell like and I think nah im good
>>214505956Jews certainly can be elegant Ralph Lauren, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, Natalie Portman are unarguably at the height of sophistication, and you may hate them, but the House of Rothschild was so sophisticated that they were invited into European old money aristocracy
>>214505557Meant to be a tosser
>>214506070Crossdressing weirdo.
gravity doesn't exist
>>214505904Why was your bum out?
>>214506077The Sassoons
>>214506090They are for men and very elegant and sophisticated garments
>>214505938Scurried off exactly like a nonce would tbf
>>214506114lets see them
poo screaning at my total shitshow of a life
>>214506070How much did you pay for those lad?
>>214506119mate can you not read they’re in a pillowcase in the wash locked in on a 49 minute cycle how am I supposed to get a picture ???
>>214505938>I live right over there I'm as local as you can get *points vaguely off camera*>Offers the most generalised takes on the issue>accent completely different from the actual locals>gives up immediately when his legitimacy is brought into question Lmao clearly another leftymong foot soldier bussed in
smoking poo
>>214506149ok lets see someone elses
>>214506148I just searched men’s silk shirt large preowned on ebay and bought all the ones under 20 quid that looked good and not cheesy hawaian style
having a mental health crisis
might buy some crap I don't need
>>214505938>Curly hair, long nose>*Forced to hold flag* "I-I like Britain, I like British people"Strange turn of phrase unless he considered British people separate to himself But that aside, his posh accent gives him away as an outsider in a working class Essex area
Internet censorshipDigital IDFree speech policedState looting of private individualsNot looking good is it lads
>>214505959Old white guys
>Ernest Hemingway’s brother and sister both committed suicide, as did his granddaughter
>>214505938Tan Smith is one of the most profoundly mentally ill people on the internet
>>214506153Mad how the state directly funds agitprop groups like Hope Not Hate and Stand Up To Racism to create the illusion of public support for mass ethnic replacement.
>>214506189i would do this if i wasnt a broke ahh bihh
>>214506233That is quite mad
>>214506181That's very cheap. Are you sure they're real silk?
>>214506234what would you buy?
sir scotch pie
>>214505864yeah and whatmight go to burger king on my lunch break and get 5 massive burgers for my enormous belly
How do you get these GLP-1 pills without a subscription?
>>214506208why are they called gammon?
what if i ejaculated on you
>>214506276*Jiggles your belly*You will never catch me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLtkeSI9YWogetting the latest moggcast
ooooooohhhhhhh Tommy Tommy !
>>214506278What does that do then
leftypol using racial slurs to insult working class brits again is he
>>214506272maybe a lot of cheap decorations from temucool shit that might catch my eye
Right need a shit but mumberg is milling about doing stuff outside the toiletNot on at all
Always got a feeling like I've forgotten something importantMight be getting dementia
>>214506295
>>214506324it’s the weight loss drug. wegovy, mounjaro, ozempic etc.It slows your digestion and stops you from being hungry
Sir Ernö Peters
hidden spy-cam in toby's toilet providing very interesting footage
there is no spoon
>>214506380?
remember when 4chan users actually cared about internet freedoms? How convenient that users only care about flavour of the week social outrage bait these days. I sincerely believe that this website was targeted by the 'man' to turn users away from internet activism. We have been subverted
>>214506434True
>>214506434They created map painting slop to placate rorke
get them in the blender
if starmer was pulling this shit in the 2000s, users would have hacked his shit by now
>>214506434
sir bunda lenger
>>214506295>>214506418
leftypol hates it when you attack other people's appearances but then attacks other people's appearances
>>214506470love the fella on the left
just become leftypol, looking for migrants to suck off
>>214506492i think most people have realised by now how dishonest and hypocritical leftists are.
>>214506201That's not Epping I think it's Nuneaton
>>214506470didnt realise this was nz until now
GREGGS IS MINE AND IT OWES ME FEEDING
>>214506492leftypol is just a tribalist he will support anything that his tribal elders tell him to support and oppose anything his tribal enemies support
>>214506404箸は?
>>214506470forgot half of them are just staring at women kek
>>214506537Looks like a booze belly
Crying and shitting about how leftpol is evil and everything that scares me
Starmer says his 'parents family' (lol whatever that is) are JewishHis wife is JewishHis children are raised in the Jewish faithBut he himself is not JewishOk then
... pinkies got the swiper ...
>>214505484
I had an anonymous mask and the v for vendetta comic by moore and i would wear the mask when using chatroulette and omegle back in the day and pretend i was gonna hack people but I dont really knwo how to do that sort of thing
>Only podcast worth shit is British.
>>214506538>>214506514>>214506492Yeah very cool but have you considered fucking off back to /pol/?
>>214506470So here they all are then. The lads.
>>214506566Moz is a teetotaler, he got that belly from huffing his own farts
>>214506583give it a rest tarqsheed
The solution to the boats?You give the government vast quantities of personal data and enter into a contractual way of life that hinges on having a digital identity through which they can monitor you.
>>214506583go on then get me reported then you runt
chop chop chop judo flipchop chop chop judo flip
>>214506583have you considered having sex
>>214506492>>214506510>>214506514>>214506538notice how I point out the subversion away from liberty and internet activism to outrage bait and you lot pop in? it's happening. It's all fucking controlled, its all fucking dead. dead internet theory is real!
I need to eat Emma Watson’s poo.
Just mogged the postman
Just bummed the postman
he loves a bit of booze actually
>>214506655PLEASE MR POSTMAN
Just married the postman
Getting my first supermarket delivery today feeling a little nervous uwu
>>214506621Cover's blownThat's me fucked then
getting raped
;]
Operation: Rape the Small Boats
right well my boners just exploded
going out in a bit
>>214506680remember to wear a suit and give them a firm handshake
>>214506672Was this photo taken somewhere in the 90s or the early 00s? Anyway it's not recent and he used it for advertising his concert in Cracow this summer lmao at least own the fact that you're aging
>>214506702where you going pal?
>>214506680Who from?Ocado's my favourite as it all comes in bags, otherwise I feel like I need to tip everything on to the kitchen floor so the man doesn't have to stand there for too long
piccy bldg
its almost time silkheads
Crazy how women have basically everything in life easier than men yet when you say it out loud you're automatically called an incel
i find black people to be rather proud on average
>>214506705Sports jacket or black tie?
>>214506708huh?
reckon jews might actually be gods chosen people tbqh
3pm walk season is upon us again
>>214506680got anything embarrassing
>>214506729Incel
rork you wil be raped
>>214506714morrisons oh it’s good is it ocado? Maybe I’ll try them next providing I’ve not made an egregious mistake and this is a massive error on my part
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqUdI4AIDF0Sometimes I feel stuck in the 2000s, I never really assimilated to the modern world
*1940s transatlantic voice*In the year 2000 every man will own a flying automobile!
>>214505702>doubt he has any real connection to England aside from this very real connection to England
>>214506761Gold top milk and duck eggs
Hands in the air if you getting your little batty ring gaped open tonight
>>214506761The drivers don't have a mental inventory of the contents of every single box for every single one of the day's deliveries lad. They don't even pack the boxes.
if every ethnicity had to survive in the world by themselves i think jews would do best although i hate to admit it
>>214506823what a beautiful famly
will killy myself if i dont get radiohead tickets
https://youtu.be/u3bIbGjSd1cObviously it's all very funny seeing a fat alcoholic waster hemorrhage money but sincerely where does someone on the dole get the cash for two phones + £900 to spend on a third?
was having a look at pewdiepies dotfiles for his arch rice on his github yesterday
>>214506856He a Mikeynomics enjoyer and Cex is his bank
need to throw my willy in here pronto
did an autism lads, help me decipher this one>had a work party thing the other day>met this milf coworkers husband>nice fellow and everything>just got off a teams call with said milf japed that I thought he was her dad >thought it was semi-banterous and complimentary of her youthful looks but she just grimaced her face like I let out a giant fart she's usually the first to do a bit of bants but I guess me saying her husband looked like a pensioner was beyond the pale
>>214506833depends on everyone’s starting position races are shaped by their environment northern europeans became cooperative and intelligent because the winter would kill you and there was constant darwinian competition for resources Africa was more abundant so never selected its humans for social cohesion and intelligence
>>214506883>races are shaped by their environmentthis has been debunked
>>214506878just pretend it never happeneddon’t bring it up don’t alter your usual behaviour wipe it from your mind
what's good my briggas?
>>214506792I would like you to keep speaking in that voice regularly ok?
>>214506694the raped
>>214506907It was on a teams call, recording already en route to HR. Lad's sacked in the morning.
>>214506878she's going to think of her dad every time she fucks him nowyou've destroyed their marriage
>>214506952or improved it
>>214506878they wont all landnot really autism since you know it was slightly risky and can see the issue
Supermarket delivery driver here. Always have a little rummage through the boxes before I set off. Like to make sure I give a knowing smile and possibly a wink to anyone who has ordered anything out of the ordinary.
>>214506799yeh well done for repeating the post and using more words to do it.
ordering extra large condoms from tesco
>>214506878Don't think there's anything wrong with what you said, no different from when they say "I didn't know you had a sister" to the mother in movies.I'm also severely autistic, non-verbal and punch myself in the head so much that mum makes me wear a helmet
Think the anti migrant protests would carry a lot more weight if the attendees weren't always visibly pissedSeriously can you not put the lager down for a couple of hours
>>214506998
>>214506987deano my son
I heard your mother gets around a lot
>>214507023hourseberg
just call me oswald deagler
whats deano do in the autumn? Pumpkin picking IG reels with the missus?
leftypol ordering weird ethnic food from tescos and saying ‘samally al cum’ to the delivery driver and hoping he mentions his okra or whatever the fuck
>>214507032She does mate. Has a little car she's always out and about in, taking the dog to the woods, out to the shops, going to see friends and stuff. Good that she's keeping active in her old age.
Update your autumn wardrobe NOW!
>>214507048lmao you are terminally online and need people to feed you information from outdoors
>>214507063Out to the woods is it? Wonder what she gets up to there
>>214507021bunch of dickheads mate. why aren’t they all at work?
might go tesco, get a seal deal
>>214507063>the woodsgot some bad news for you mate
>>214507085nigga called ruben
>>214507085Love York me
reckon it's time to order a steamdeck or rog ally or legion go
>>214507138yet another confounded gizmo on which to not play any games
>>214507138virgin gear
planes are so fucking loud now have to pause my music and wait for them to pass overheadit's these fucking arab jumbojet dolphin airbus things init
>>214507085asian women (orientals I mean) would go mad for are mallard I reckonthey love this normal, bookish, white man with glasses phenotype
>>214507085Wonder if our Mallardlad is excited for the re-opening of the Railway Museum Station Hall
>>214506998this made me lol
nth for the holodem
>>214507152don't have anything else to gaym on>>214507156yeh
magpie just flew over my house
>>214507267saw a crow and a seagul on the same roof before me
>>214507267probably off to nick a bottle capthieving magpies
>>214507180any graduation announcements recently?
>>214507267Collingwood bros
>>214507281got an old vvideo of a group of crows trying to open a polystyrene fast food thing to get the yummy scraps and then some fucking seacunt just scares them all off and breaks into it with brute force>>214507285theyre nice they look calm composed and well behaved
going to buy some new trackie bottoms to see in the autumn with. big comfy warm ones.
would like to befriend a crow
>Sophia Brooks repeatedly said she felt 'alarmed and distressed' when taken through some of Linehan's tweets by the prosecutor. This prompted a ripple of laughter from part of the public gallery. >Ms Brooks said she understood several references made by Linehan, including to being a 'sociopath', and 'a man with long hair', as referring to her. Busy few days for him
>>214507328uh oh best not tell dark macadamia lad about this
Wouldn't risk getting glassed over that, but apparently Zoomers don't know the forces they are toying with.https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1n84juc/pouring_bad_beer_on_australian_fella_prank/
>>214507112They've never done a day's work in their lives
Going on the apps again The food delivery apps
would like to befriend a cow
>>214507356Begin with your family.
um so what's for lunch?
creampie magpie
>>214507510chicken and rice
>>214507442well done for accelerating the decline of this gay island
>>214507482Did you intend for this to be humorous?
a man who works in the phone repair shop near me has trooned out. he's always had long hair but i walked past the other day and he had lipstick on
>>214507510tuna pasta
>>214507308nah the holodem's in peace atmwaiting for Ao-kun to come back from her mental health hiatus
Cambridge is norf
>>214506643havent seen you in a while
>>214507542>yuribait imageoops
anyone playing hollow knight in 2 hours
>finally find a cute girl who is interested in dating me >she puts in effort and treats me well and appreciates what i do for her>her visa runs out soon unless she gets a higher paying job she will be deportedThis pisses me off, indians get to stay but my cute latina princess has to go? I am really fucking upset amigos
>>214507538What I said to your mum last night yeah?
>>214507585no i am BOYCOTTING the australian computer games industry
>>214507592get her married
>>214507510bowl of crunchy nut
>>214507600kek youre alright sven
>>214507558bit depressing that the largest empire in the world could only make the tiny south part of the country look nice and developed (and only in some areas) while the north is closer to the third world than poland is
>>214507637kek this is xe
Might just be me being an internet-addicted incel dweeb but does it feel like society is ill at the moment to you ladsToo many people seeking mental health support makes it clear that there is an underlying issue that needs to be addressed rather than just putting everyone on medication
scranning discos
>>214507510*wipes poo smear from my moustache*err, not sure yet
>>214507510noodles three eggs two bacon one creatine large coffee and a healthy dose of /brit/!
bet all your aunts are munted up
>>214507639theyve betrayed us by dropping it at midnight here
>>214507558cambridge is souf
>>214507700most people are normal actually. you just don't go outside to witness it
saw a dog doing a wee
>>214507700Simply exit the wheel of samsara thats what I did
love these beautiful innocent creations of god
talm bout some ‘The Horror! The Horror!’ nigga chill out
Turns out that Reform councillor who had her tits out was secretly an OnlyFans camgirl on the sideImagine my shockhttps://nation.cymru/news/explicit-images-of-welsh-reform-councillor-found-on-adult-websites/
>>214507763she is an 8 in england
rorkeleftypolleftyrorkerorkeypol
>>214507763oh yeah that story about a random reform councillor that I definitely remember
>>214507783nah she's way older than that
less than a week until four days of annual leave
>>214507672quite expensive if I recall
>>214507748gods not real mate
>>214507809corr, what will you be doing?
why do spars have so much good stuff you dont find in other shops like french and german biscuits
do I need a bialetti tuttocrema milk frother? no do I want a bialetti tuttocrema milk frother? yes
>>214507809any plans?
>>214507822Paris for me
raining out
>>214507642I haven’t known her long enough.
>>214507840bit grim
>>214507637genuinely looks more manly than david walliams when he dresses up as a deliberately male-looking tranny in little britaina stunning feat
>>214507853Paris is the pengest city in the world
>>214507861
>>214507739Cheers mate I'll try that later
>>214507814yes he is
Swallowed a melatonin to get me to sleep because I am neurodivergent you see and sleep is one of my difficulties in life
id kill to be french
just had an incredible outpouring of fartsfelt like I lost two stone
explain this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weBsl5Ne9n8
*reports /brit/ to prevent*
>>214507861maybe like 80 years ago
ROADHOUSE
>>214507700We live in a sick society slaving our lives away for the thrill of afee thousand trillionaires. Being well adjusted to a sick society is not a sign of good health, quite the opposite really
girl at work deliberately touched my forearm for a full 3 seconds earlier
children aboutaren't these cunts supposed to be locked up in school by now
NEW>>214507955>>214507955>>214507955
>>214507841same here but my nights are always lonely and cold whether it's raining or not
got gum pain any solutions?
>>214507930what right after the end of ww2
>>214507969slice it out of your mouth you know you want toI'm not a doctor btw
>>214507085to be honest I kind of admire the courage it takes to have a physique like that and keep the will to live. Can't even tell what gender this person is
>>214507960woke mob shut schools down due to woke
>>214507973OK call it an even 100 then
