Wesleyan editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AROvhoh1qJU
>was up until 4am toiling for toilberg>messaged toilberg at 4am on teams to tell him the work was done>instead of waking up to messages of appreciation of my efforts, he sends me angry messages for staying up so lateSHAN'T be putting in any effort again
just got of the phone with god, this is the final /brit/
Sucking on a fishermans friend, nothing gay because it’s a Lolly
free spade going
if someone feels sympathy for you. are you negatively impacting their life. because i wouldn't say sympathy is a positive thing. but is it a negative... probably not either.
>>214507999probably cos you're working at 4am you retard
>>214508026it had to be done for today thoughif the deadline was far on the horizon I wouldn't do that feel genuinely quite angry now desu
>>214508013Victory V's shit all over fis*Rman's friend
mad how chinamen voluntarily chopped their willards off to serve the emperor. they love doing their part you're telling me a billion of them won't beat the yanks
>>214508038tell him not us
guffawinghttps://x.com/eduardomenoni/status/1962533697992675648
The Council is removing Saltire flags near meSaddened at this racism
>was up until 4am toiling for toilberg>messaged toilberg at 4am on teams to tell him the work was done>instead of waking up to messages of appreciation of my efforts, receive text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
Thinking of getting into writingAfter all it could be my life work
>>214508056you sound like kernel kurtzfucking freak
>>214508038maybe don't leave it all to the last second then you helmet
did i ever tell you about the time a woman accidentally grabbed my balls at work?
>>214507999>>214508065samefag kys
Emma Watson... my apologies, i was unfamiliar with your game
>>214508046Don’t have victory v in New Zealand, just fisherman’s friend.
>>214508097shes a bit fat
https://x.com/supertanskiii/status/1963173306565021708Now why would a Jewish man travel to Norwich and pretend to be local
>>214508094ahh, a non-believer. a shame we can never prove to you the truth, that we are two separate entities. you've thought yourself into becoming the antichrist of the metaphorical religion our two posts' created!
Any shaggers in? What di you do when you are gonna lick a womans fanny but there is little bits of toilet paper on it? Do you inform her or keep it quiet and get on with it to avoid embarrassing her?
Fisherman's Friend is a brand of strong menthol lozenges manufactured by the Lofthouse company in Fleetwood, Lancashire, England.
4chan media not loading for me againthis is it, the end
>>214508137i don't care! shit yourself.
>>214508150we have bidets so not a problem in my country
>>214508013>>214508046>>214508106hello what is your favorite flavor of the fisherman's friend? for me it's pic related
>In May 2024, Rabuka, (Prime Minister of Fiji), whilst visiting the United Kingdom, presented an official apology to King Charles III, for the 1987 military coup that lead to the abolition of the Fijian Monarchy. Rabuka left open the possibility of Fiji reinstating the Crown, stating to parliament: “If there was any wish for Fiji to return to the realm, as her late Majesty had told me and as His Majesty said to me last week, let it be the will of the peoplethat's madbrownsapologisingto US mental. MENTAL!
Haha
>>214508067write about the lads of /brit/
>>214508106>Don’t have victory v in New Zealand
rubbing the duck plump on my lips
britain is no longer safe
>>214508150never experienced that but exberg did have a minging fanny since she never washed and I still scranned it like a starving african so don't reckon it would put me off
>>214508207um hi <3
>>214508137Judaism is a religion
>>214508200Maybe I willI think there is a lot of value in unique stories like the ones here. Even parodied etc
>>214508215was he gang raped?
>>214508215tell all your brothers/cousins/uncles (sure there's some overlap) the same will happen to them if they visit
>>214508014Hot
>>214508080earlier this year i asked a girl for her phone number and she gave it to me. i got a raging stiffy on the spot. that night i had a massive wank
>>214508209Did I stutter?
china had surpassed the USA in military capabilities. it’s so over for woke
there's only room for one anonymous in hereall you other anons can fuck off
>>214508014used to watch her play ds2 she gives off lesbo vibes is she a lezza
>>214508218That’s true love x
>>214508215and the ethnicity and immigration status of the fellow that stole it?
>>214508215>Indian ladJust sounds weirdI know you're the "lad bible"But not everyone is a lad
hi aleksandar
hey lads how's it foing
desperate for a poo, can't be doing that at toil
>>214508333um hi <3
im a lard
>>214508333hiya
need to switch up my email signoff more I reckon. use "kind regards" far too much
Internet license, registration and warrant of fitness.
had extremely gay dreams last night
need to poo fading
fair play Steven Patrick Morrissey mononymously known simply as 'Morrissey' all the best to you
>>214508393try "yours eternally"
anyone for gin rummy?
anyone else find it ironic that 4 years ago when GB News launched they were a source of mockery and derision, but given Queer Farmer's desire to appeal to rorke - he orders all his MPs to go on there all the time despite it being 24/7 Labour bashing.Just funny seeing the humiiliation ritual they're put through every time they're on there.
what is it like to shag a bird?
>>214508393Try 'Eternally yours' or something bold and brash like 'Fuck off'
>>214508417no, I never watch itplease provide an example of what you're claiming
>>214508408I'll give you a hundred quid for it
>>214508408:'(
>>214508417I don't watch it because I have sex
think I've nailed the perfect nootropic/test stack
>>214508418nice
If the Digital ID system goes through then it's over. At that point, on a full blown armed insurgency would be the only possible way out, and even that will become less likely over time. They have entirely allowed the migrant boat crisis to offer a false solution.Basically, if nothing changes by 2030, 2035 at the latest, then there's honestly no point in living and you should be preparing for that fact.They will shove Africans in your home and if you disagree, you will be debanked and arrested.If you criticise immigration or Israel, they will arrest you or kill you with a drone.I promise you all these things will happen unless there's somehow a tidal wave of social nationalism against the globalist liberal oligarchy. The window is narrowing essentially. Unfortunately we are basically in the position pagans were in Rome at the end of the 4th Century when Theodosius persecuted all who remained noble and true to their ancestors against the cult of brown christianity.
>>214508410>>214508419
>A car drove into a group of people in Berlin this afternoon, injuring several including 'many children', German newspaper Bild reported. Despite this /deutsch/ still finds time to laugh at us. They're coating us off right now!
>>214508418wouldn't know, I'm a grotty little virge you see
>>214508408That's sad I wonder how much it'll sell for
no one knows what it's like to be the batman
>>214508474like those truck of peace attacks or just an accident?
>>214508474but it's not even christmas market season yet
>>214508442>>214508453shaggers aren't welcome on daytime /brit/your designated hours are 5pm-1am. Outside of that time please refrain from posting.Thank you.
>>214508393im a 'thanks,' kind of nigga
>>214508458what's that?
>>214508463
>>214508492to be the sandman
>>214508510Incels like you have no life so you can change your sleep pattern to suit everyone else *kicks sand right in your worthless incel eyes* now FUCK OFF BACK TO /R9K/ CUNT
wasted my life on anonymous imageboards award
>>214508408Is this about his pro-zionist stance?
>>214508514nofap
>>214508560LMFAOOOO shut-in freak done in
I don't understand why changing the Y to an I in boy is meant to imply a lack of masculinity Do these people get excited when the read old texts with different spellings too
pooSCREAM
if I were married to a girl I reckon I'd be ordering her to do onlyfanshow can you turn down this type of moneymadness. MADNESS.
>>214508590Instead of worthlessly musing here, directly ask the people who do this. YOU WON'T.
>>214508572why has it been wasted? did you not enjoy your time here?
>>214508621this is a bizarre gimmick you have, you’re probably too far gone to see why
>>214508463>They have entirely allowed the migrant boat crisis to offer a false solution.It's a communication/deflection tactic which you are reproducing and facilitating its proliferation since it has no relation whatsoever to the hardening of the western regimes, except as said deflection tactic/means to supress labour
>>214508651average Brazilian I'm sure
>>214508621>implying they don't post here
didn't know they were into fisting waheeey
>>214508644i enjoyed much of it but it’s still a poor quality experience. like eating fast food vs a proper home cooked meal. both are enjoyable but one is better and healthier
fist engagement with Kate
>>214508706Kate's ageing pretty rapidly if I dare say so.I know she has cancer but still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyDKezDLGTM
>>214508651ktim when i come back from battle to see my fair maiden doth reared a child of dark complexion
>>214508726everyone prefers fast food though
>>214508844if you ever have children make sure to give them sun cream then
It's amazing how all women have to do to be at least somewhat attractive is NOT be fat and half of them fail at that.
>>214508873not me
>>214508752She looks really good t. MILF enjoyer
I will have children
>>214508873you don’t get it. also not true
>>214508894nothing like home cooked poo
>>214508889Go tell them directly Yep Talk to a woman directly for the first ever time Good luck and report back
just seen a massive lad walk past. must have been about 7 foot and obese.
>>214508873oh no that means no one in your family can cook :(
zzz good morning everyone :0
oven's decided to smoke out like crazy. Setting fire alarm off and everything.Suppose im getting Abdul on his bike to drop me off a takeaway then
so, what's the DEAL with rape?
>>214508889i just wanted them to smile back when i smiled at them and they couldnt even manage that simple task. just not on is it
>Africa's literacy rate is 68%>including 27% in Chad, 31% in Mali, 34% in Burkina Fasoit's all them sahara desert countries (the sahel) which are the worst countries on earth, even by african standardsSomalia's is 55%, twice that of the shithole of Chad.crazy.
Sir Adolf Hitler
oops
>>214508943that was rorke
>>214508996genuinely HOW are they so pathetic at everythingits not even like theyre making good bits of art or being innovative to offset being book dumb
>>214508996Even that 68% is probably retard level of literacyIf you want to be shocked read up on literacy rates in so-called first world countries like mine
Feel like Japs are the closest thing to interacting with aliensOnes online always seem completely different than all over ESLs
>>214508996nah we gotta do something about this
the virgin readerthe Chad illiterate
>>214508996mad how none of those ones come here so we're actually getting the cream of the crop and they're still only good for bringing overpriced slop on a bike
if you’re illiterate you’re less likely to be indoctrinated by cucked bluepilled propaganda
>>214509029Ironically one of the most important libraries in antiquity that survived until the modern day because of an extremely literate and co-operative society is in the middle of the deserts of Mali
Sometimes forget that I’m good looking and charismatic and that I can just randomly approach women and strike up a conversation
swim shorts with pockets swim shorts with pockets
*walks angrily*hhhmm*wears tophat tilted slightly forward*ahhh hmm*rides horse angrily*ahhh nootka hm*mutters in african*mmhmm*puts powder on face*mm powder hmmm*unsheathes karambit*aaah hmmm*bangs sister*choose your next words...very...carefully*bangs sister in her dreams via african magic*mmmm nootka... ahhhh*opens eyes wide and stares*hnnnn hmmm*cuts out heart*mmm tell the company hhnnn aaahhh*has vision of his mother in a river*hhhmm the treaty hmmm*doesn't wear pants*speak to me of poison, hm*slices off thumb*be very careful, mmmm*frightens child*are you crown, mhm, or are you, mmm, company?*blows powder*mm, give me a ship hhhm*sees ghost*good day
>>214509101looks like a climbing frame sponsored by Toblerone
On the one hand I'm scared of AI's effects on society as more and more people are put out of workOn the other hand I would like the virtual-reality procedurally-generated AI girlfriend to be made pronto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmulVgqTD-4
>>214509127@_@
im playing Pokemon Go
>>214509134What's the point of AI girlfriends? They only simulate the most annoying and pointless aspect of women
wish britain had more mountains, I guess we have the highlands and northerm wales but they barely break 1000m, people with literally no training can just walk up them, not proper mountains!
>>214509156I want to be 1 inch tall and sucked on like a lollipop. Can't happen in real life
>>214509127
>>214509156yeah and not even the SEX am I right Canada
>>214509177make India part of Britain againthe Himalayas will be yours
fizzy plum grapefruit blackberry cherry limeade
>>214509177fuck off to Switzerland then if you don't like it billygoat cunt
>>214509180Can't you just imagine that? What's AI going to give you, fake pictures of your fantasy?
himalaya? I hardly know 'a
A bit less food. A bit more exercise.
OwO
I'm all food no exercise
>>214509220a little less mastication, a little more action, please
>_<
!! >.< Canada <3
>>214509071Shut your trap rorke
mental how fit gingers are
>>214509216That's where the VR aspect comes in. I want to be there and experience it and have it be *my own* experience instead of a pre-made one. I put on the VR helmet or inject the zog jew psychedelic drug into my veins or whatever and I am there, being held and sucked on like a lollipop by a very very big woman who can remember me so she knows what I like and what I don't like
>>214508706jesus christ, they've been at it all summeri bet the museum has seen visitor numbers skyrocket while this has been going on
>>214507955Not a Methodist but John Wesley was based
>>214509285for me it's cabbage
pig calc ebb
>>214509285they look like little clown freaks with hair too bright for their grim freckled skin
>>214509299I see. Well, Godspeed anon hopefully they let you have your way soon enough I guess.
Don't understand lesbians, most are munters and the feminine ones have butch gfs that look like men.
>>214509320me when I'm in some weird SEA version of Subway
>>214508080>be many years ago>at work>sales rep>woman comes up to me with her kid>she's asking questions about the service i was selling>in the middle of explaining it all to her>out of nowhere, her toddler son just reaches over and touches my knob>i stop dead in my tracks>look at her as if to say, "what the fuck was that!?">she apologises profusely to me>chides the boy and tells him he's been told about this already>he's been told already>this little cunt has been going around touching dongs and pussies>and not listening to mum, apparently>mfw
>>214509306if the monarchy sent the two fittest royals to fist each in a museum other all summer long for the public's amusement i'd bet it would survive another 1000 years
ca gif png hopefully the fit one
>>214509381UM x
just remembered there was something i was excited for in september but have forgotten what it was
>>214509334the feminine ones just want a man without a cockprobably abused as children
america and britain died when both jeremy corbyn and bernie sanders were fucked over despite having popular support
just had a mental health episode and tore up big chunks of carpets in several rooms convinced there was water underneath but there wasnt
>>214509389I love them
>>214509397My birthday is coming up this month :)
>>214509397one month closer to death
>>214509356business idea:
>>214509381;)
>>214509403>both men, and women abused as kids turn gayReally makes you think
paedo dogwhislting
happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday
paedo poodo
>>214509415oh yeah that was it damn forgot to buy that gay dildo you asked for
havent stopped making the cringeposts about in IRL because im out, im just taking a break
>>214509356if just one of those men had kicked the shit out him this wouldn't happenbut no thats not allowed thanks to woke
>>214509415Hopefully you don't make it til then
I was raped by Reynhard Sigata
Been pißßing it down all dayOnly german knowers will get this
>um, rorke? why do you have 800 lopunny candy? that Pokemon sucks!
nononono you musn't smack your child when it's badly misbehaved. you must politely and gently ask them to stop in a way that makes it easy for them to completely ignore you and carry on what they're doing.
>>214509458what's the difference between a gay dildo and a normal dildo
>>214509476Kids should always be kicked. Even if you haven't seen them do anything, they've definitely done something when you weren't watching. Just kick them to be sure.
Gone dark all of a suddenSun's gone x
>>214509545the natural conclusion that anyone who's never been respected enough to be listened to would come to
>>214509582YOU STOLE THE SUN FROM MY HEART
>>214509545punt the little thing clean ouf a mountain
>>214509545if you think about it it's exactly the same relationship leftypol has with minorities
was wearing the jeans that are too small for me so they ride up my legs and choke my bollockshave switched to the comfortable trackie bottoms now though x
>>214509356he was a toddler you do realize they are stupid right
>>214509634I was a toddler onceIm quite sure I never ever touched someones willy
No reason to work if you're a freak who's been alienated by society all your life is there really
>>214509583very sad
I've never been a toddler
if I'm going out in trainers and I know it's going to rain can I not just put 2 small plastic bags over the top half of my socks like dog shit bags or similar before I push my feet into my shoes so my socks don't get wet?If not, why not?
the secret wank ruined
>>214509568gay dildos come out the closet and normal ones come out the drawer
>>214509582rainberg is have the mother of all parties outside my abode
Time to ditch the trainers for the Autumn and Winter. Just copped a pair of Red Wing boots.
>>214509634Yes, I know. But easy for you to say, it didn't happen to you.
children touching people in that way is often a sign that they've been molested :(
Canada sex
>>214509659Same. Although when I was four apparently I did point a toy gun at an older girl and tell her I was going to "blow her bagina off".
>>214509705>>214509705>>214509705
>>214509659you probably did other weird inappropriate stuff that getting walloped wouldn't fix can't imagine supposedly being a man and getting done so badly by a toddler you greentext about it on 4chan many years later grow up
dont want sexno sex for me pleaseim too busy reading books
>>214509722Did you not see the post I originally replied to? Are you spastic?
>Jordan NobbsKek
Was traumatised heavily as a kid and it still affects me today but I can't really do anything about it since all 'mental health care' does is tell me to make schedules for each day and put me on the ZOG pills
>>214509691stuff like that has happened to me but it's nothing upsetting children are retarded
>>214509705Rule 34 of /brit/postersGet all the schizo fat bastards undressed, get them jiggling their man-tits, get them sashaying their big fat arses
how do you feel American and British support of Israel’s genocide on Palestine will be remembered in 100 years’ time?
>>214509749alistair getting excited because of the discworld reference
>>214509751do you enjoy reading?
crank open the bottle of wine, it a friday x
>>214509788self-reporting there, mate
Mad how much of a fat cunt I've become over the summer. Too much ice-cream, BBQs, alcohol and takeaways
>>214509816nothing wrong with being an alistair
super potions, why do they exist
>>214509764There's no version of this where you just accept what a person has said without putting your own spin on it, is there? So fuck it.Oh look. The Indian isn't bothered by kids touching him. What a shocker.
>>214509811No I don't bother with reading but if you have any recommendations of books to read I MAY consider them
>>214509746no and yes
>>214509811can't stand the place
>>214509751were you nonced?
Rainberg doing a pissberg on my windowberg, might need to close windowberg so that I don't hear the sound of Rainberg's pissberg
horses do NOT talk!
>>214509309elaborate right now
>>214509877I find the sound of rain very soothing :)
>>214509912um same
>>214509844theyre a scam just stockpile fresh waters
copealone settling in for another hour of tedious off-topic samefagging
>>214509868No, I was excluded from society to the point where I can't trust a single person properly. I maintain surface-level normalcy but I've never had mates and don't plan to because I don't want to open myself up to ANYONE
>>214509912>>214509918Do you find golden showers soothing?
>>214509937were you parents lunatics then
bearing down over here
>>214509937KTIM! KTIM!
shiny all gen1 starters
>>214509968Yes>>214509989*furiously starts wanking you off*
>>214510027>cpum
>>214510027do you actually walk around glasgow catching pokemon all day?
hamlet? more like, manlet
>>214510027first partners
>>214509787Honestly if Israel can keep this up they’ll gradually just absorb the West Bank and Gaza and I’m convinced they’ll just have the media forget about all of this and the existence of Palestinians
>>214510043he's in it for the cp
>*furiously starts wanking you off*GIWTWM! ME! ME!!!
>>214510027If I were the CEO of Niantic I would ban your account for being too much of a virgin freak
UMMY WUMMY
there's a woman at my work who hates me but I'm not really sure why. maybe she can sense that I'm a misogynist rorke incel freak even though i hide my power level
>>214510081you wouldn't last long then banning your target audience
brb I have to check if I have cans and an energy drink
*furiously starts umposting*
two yanks talking about israel yeah this is peak british culture
mental how jews are seeking to genocide all non-jews and people still unironically support them
>>214510110She likes you mate
>>214510120what if it were actually one yank
>>214510110is she fit
*starts slapping my dick against my own belly and looking away*
>>214510027they don't look particularly shiny
>>214510167yeah lmao
how come if I press gently against my skull just above the temple, I feel air pop out of eyelid
what if a yank was on that plane... then it would never have gone downt hat way
>>214510230a lot of the mouthbreathers in this thread are going to be made to look like a bunch of mongs trying to replicate this
If you see a man shuffling around Hamilton, Glasgow with his phone pointed at random buildings PLEASE report it to the POLICE immedietlyThe suspect: >>214510116
>>214510128another day of da jooooz posting is it?go on and quote this post with a picture of a jew next to it
immouthbreather
>>214510267hamilton isnt in glasgow
>David Beckham’s esports company, Guild Esports, backed and promoted by Sky Broadband, has gone into liquidation leaving women including trans women, POC, and disabled women in gaming unpaid for the work and tournaments they were recruited to front.it's not right
da joos!!
>>214510303It narrows it down
>>214510349no it doesnt
>>214510305nooo not the professional trans poc disabled gamer girls ;_;
>women including trans women
cant be bothered wanking I know it that it will feel good but its not worth it. I cant get any pussy so I shouldnt jerk off
>>214510305zoomers only know this guy from stella adsmakes you think doesnt it
>>214510363It may aswell be in glasgow, isn't it on their metro line?
>>214510396nope
shut up you two
Yes the rumours are true. i did in fact cave EW's ringpiece in last night. Consensual of course
can you lot stop streamsniping the mousestream
>>214510409stop bullshitting its a satellite town i bet 99% of people who live there commute in to glasgw
>>214510421*audible shagging in the upstairs /brit/room pauses*SORRY*shagging continues*
>>214510450doesn't mean its in glasgow
Just driving around hamilton now ladsOn the hunt for a lanky hooded dishevelled creature with his phone pointed at buildings
>>214510305It's mad how little they care about men. Which shitty rag was this? The Grauniad?
>>214510478fucking hated hamilton, shit negro music
>>214510499fuck off clueless yank
>>214510349youre nothing, little man. youre a nobody nevermind not police
>>214510511?!
>>214510525the police are aware and they are around the corner waiting for a man pointing his phone at buildings
hope you get swatted little man
me? using Gnawed Leaf in The Binding of Isaac to just afk every boss. cba playing but want the unlocks, you see
>>214510567you mad?you rattled?you gonna melty?
who’s getting swatted what happened
>The Italian fashion designer and billionaire brand owner Giorgio Armani has died at the age of 91.Will be spraying on a bit of Armani Code later out of respect.
little men like you ought to deal with the real police
just seen a post which violates us law
Please stop watching porn.
>>214510589mousey's been rattled by glasgow police for pointing his phone at buildings unwarranted
I can guarantee the Ethiopian nonce will not get done
>>214510589someone has apparently phoned the police on toby
>>214510594no armani no punani
>armarni codeJust lol
for me it's the da vinci code
>>214510594with his death, poonarni is officially no more
>>214510653>>214510653
spinda challenge complete
>>214510618he's been set up
>>214510654more like da mincey code, you massive woofter