/brit/ university edish
We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Giorgio Armani
22 minutes till KICKOFF
frist poo of the day dee lads!!!
Was reading a guardian article about illegal ebikesEnded with a sob story because the Bangladeshi who had his ebike seized wasn't earning enough to bring his wife over
>>214510653Rorke's uni or something idk im just trying to fit in
RIP in piece georgie o'marney. one stylish mick.
>>214510240yumny!
I can't believe it Sergio Georgini died
>da mincey code
Sir Keir Arstarmi
>>214510690bangladeshi lives matter
>>214510682Nigga got the rain catchers on my mum used to make me wear them in year 7
RIP Babidi Boopi
>>214510702you are brown
>>214510728they’re cheap and simple, rather these than wear my rl williams chelseas
>Nigga got
I can't believe itSergio Ramos died
>>214510682I remember when you posted your creps in a pic like this before and they had a fucking buckle on them
>>214510653received several honorary doctorates from this university
I don't want to go to work today.
>>214510771quit then pussy
Niggani
>>214510750Velcro shoes are cheap and simple but I stopped wearing them when I was like 10>>214510757Raging ahah
them comically long and flat school shoes used to be called shitflickers round my way
>>214510771fancy a shag tonight?
>>214510801It's tempting to just quit but the extra money is convenient and I'm not putting in effort anymore.
>>214510800I know you're upset about the lads taking the piss out of the buckle on your shoe but there's really no need for this.
>>214510661whats a spinda challengedo you have to catch all 8 billion spindas or whatever
>>214510822Make onlyfans instead
nigga wears these, he posted them before>what's wrong with em
there's a bit in samuel pepys's diary where he says he got a buckle put on his hat and i thought it was cute that he was excited about it
>>214510848poo screaming what are those
>>214510848
>>214510851samuel pepe lol
>>214510848what's wrong with em
>>214510848>what's wrong with em
>>214510848when you've got to eat turkey with the natives at 19:00 but have to take a shit in Tesco at 18:00
I truly believe, in my heart of hearts, that Mousey is not a paedophile
>>214510851>>214510889bucklehat discord raid
>>214510889stop i can't take anymore
So depressed it's unreal
your mum's vagina when I pull up to the function in buckled shoes be like >>214510925
.gif in 2025 lmfaoooOoooooOooOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>214510889pooscr
Before I laugh I need to know if it's one of the freakish ghoul yanks or a more normal one
My stomach hurts from laughing at this niggas shoes
OK. you guys bullied me into crying. hapy?
>>214510889Theodore type fit
>>214510876Absolutely nothing if you're taking a trip West on the Mayflower.
>>214510933could be worse. could be dressed like the man on the porridge packet
>>214510983this post made it stop being funny>>214510986this post made it funny again
>>214510986howling
>>214510970It’s just banter baby
going to have a nice long bath after toil. got a lovely deep bath me.
grow up
>>214510970Yes
>>214511008me when I'm bashing your face against a fence
>>214511008mind the gap
fucks sake now im crying too
learnt my ancestors were quakers
one, two, buckle my shoe
>>214510986poo screaming
screaming
me shoe
>>214511067with laughter
>>214511085:)
>>214511040shh... shh... save it for the bedroom
imagine him sitting on the bottom step at home, heavy breathing as he folds over to heft that strap into place
>>214511096lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
"Cody, your mom isn't trying to be mean, she just thinks you should get some sneakers instead"
broken my ps5 controller in an incel rage so that's £60 down the pisser
oliver cromwell ahh creps
red in the face, huffing out his nose like>hffmmm>hffmmm
>>214510848poo sealing
>>214511096
>>214511096howling
well i for one think theyre very snazzy and hip
I don't understand how slavery workedWhatd stop a man coming to your house with a rope to tie you and then be says "you're my slave now"How could you decide who was a slave or not?
bucking under the pressure
get him replied to with an image of will from inbetweeners ASAP
size of the fucking strap aswell, looks like a dressing gownhe must kick them off at the end of the day and they stay swanging back and forth for another minute like one them fucking wobbly doorstops
it probably works over there in America. Must just be one of those fashion things that doesn’t translate over here
Spaki posting a pair of ridiculous shoes and then replying to himself that they are ridiculous
>>214511198kicks them off and they get stuck in the wall
>>214511227schizo crying that nobody is giving him attention
>>214511229man's got detachable stirrups and lost his horse
reminds me of rorke's clarks velcro shoes
why is /brit/ always so picky and poncy about shoes?
spamming/floodingoff-topicavatar use
>>214511289it's just a gimmick.
>>214511282proud of you
>>214511289RATTLEDRATTLEDRATTLEDLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>214511212honestly they look like 80s or 90's style trying to emulate the 60s. he's probably ahead of us and very fashion forward (ie backward)
>>214511289why do those clodhoppers make a box of tissues look curvy?
>>214511289why are you kicking about with fucking slabs of leather on your feet
tram crash in lisbon bus crash in london
>>214511289they're bullies just ignore them your clodhopper shoes are fine
>>214511338screa,omg
>>214511333based
>>214511345Dei driver
>>214511333>>214511361r9k paedos
>>214511345>lisbon in londonwoke nonsense
reminder to always wear a collar
>>214511377?
buckles were big in the 60s and i think they came back in the 80s so it's a double retro thing
Only the oldest of oldfags know why he's called Rorke.
I've seen a lot of women driving buses now. I see a lot of women doing lots of jobs now.
would you look at the time..... brb
>>214511422the smiley face means paedo shityou said based to it so you support it
ive got a pair of heels with a small buckle on
>>21451144415 minutes yet mate
>>214511302why isn't it funny tho?>>214511351they're not mine
no toil tomorrowwould be a waste to not get thursday night drunkn
>>214511345i always though double deckers were a bit scary it would be awful to be on the top level when the bus careens over
why do new world bellends have to turn every joke into a fucking dissertationciting fucking sources to take the piss out of someone's shoes
Prime Minister Poo Barmer, Poo Barmer they're calling him, well folks he's right taking the piss now, really taking the piss. "Get Rorke wanked off" he says
At 0430, I received a call saying that the submarine INT/brit/ had been adrift and not responding to messages on any frequency despite being in a 5 bar, 5G zone. My tug was the closest ship by at least five minutes.I rappelled down to the deck to discover that the engines were indeed humming. I opened the hatch expecting the stench of decay and fermenting shit only to be met by a large-ish prime number of glowing eyes, like I'd just shone a flashlight into a school of yet-undiscovered deep sea cats. Thinking 'Who wears an eyepatch these days?' I bellowed into the abyss "So we're all good then? Just checking. Maybe get back to some of those text messages guys," and I closed the hatch.From behind me I heard two distinct voices in perfect unison say something that sounded like a retarded Bantu child's first attempt at the word 'Screaming'. Unsure if I even wanted to see what horror my brain had conjured for me, I wheeled around brandishing a small, closed multitool. The two pallid britons stared blankly and repeated "Squorman," in a perfectly level monotone. "Are... are you trying to say 'Screaming?' Maybe put a little oomph into it."One of the lads reached into his trousers and pulled out a can of Carling. "We got beer. You like beer?""Yeah, I like beer."I've been aboard since, with my tug anchored and tethered to the stern. The Carling's better when it hasn't been warmed up by someone's swampy crotch - not by much.
>>214511417I like those
>>214511488paedo loser
Steam ded. Probably crashed by Silksong.
>>214511289rattled
>>214511495>"Get Rorke wanked off" he sayshe didnt say this
Chelsea boots are the autumn seasons choice
Rather not ever go to London, full stop.
>>214511523Literally on skynews rn
what's wrong with talking about fashion it's interesting
>>214511527mallardlord
>>214511542shoeyank eyeing up those bad boys
>>214511527good lad. need to get my autumn footwear out for a clean and polish
>>214511559scre,
Mad how everything is worse and nothing gets better
>>214511491too longdidn't read
>>214511595me when I'm at a german meat market
>>214511615RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
rorke rocking up to the hotel protest in his best Ben Sherman shirt
>>214511584do you not get bored of this shite
>>214511615this post is off-topic. why are you such a hypocrite?
Should I stick a fiver on skyvegas?
>>214511639netenyahu pays him a fair bit for it
them Welsh boys at it again
>>214511639he's extremely autistic and feels duty bound to carry the flag for the belgian. but his posts are nowhere near as funny or well formatted.
>>214511512yeah the old 60s ones look pretty nice
>>214511654>if I go out and get sex later (after playing Pokemon Go)
:-]
>>214511658
Wonder who the most important or famous person to ever post in /brit/ was. Reckon Bobby Jenrick ever indulged?
>>214511685I know for a fact that a current Championship player posts here on occasion.
>>214511685Actually now that I think of it, it was probably Craven
>>214511658didn't happen + AI mugshot + intelligence services-ran account
>>214511704women are so fucking peng it's unreal
>>214511708why are the cronem employed at the gherkin? are they sex workers?
Diego Day tomorrow so get your questions prepared
>wait until winter>find a bridge>drink a whole bottle of vodka>cut the brachial artery>fall into freezing water pissed, and gushingfigured it out
>>214511584A 6'2 blonde handsome lad will look at right and think "corrrrrr need me some of that chinky pussy"
>>214511706How do you know
>>214511685oxford bender (RIP) has been shagged by many celebrities and politicians
>>214511734does god poo
Off to the gym, another clue gained, another gain made.
>>214511735livestream it
>>214511748You're talking to him.
>>214511584
>>214511778what if my arse pokes out a bit on camera and im too busy to pull up my trousers that would be so embarrassing
>>214511735gonna miss you mate :(
I haven't been on /brit/ since 2016do we still talk about lisicki
haven't gained a clue since i turned 18
>>214511658free my nigga
avatar use
>>214511828>>214511843>>214511862friendless freak
nouseposter looks like THAT?!?
>>214511726Look how limber that one is. If he's not, he should be. Broderbund can slurp gherk 180 degrees.
Rorke
>>214511947UM
Heathermong back on the tonsil stonesFire up the bant thread lads
>>214511947UM x
a fully grown man was blasting eminem on the train through his phone speakers
>>214512033did he happen to be of a darker persuasion perchance?
spamming/flooding
>>214505702>>214506991>he doesn't have a connection to England except that he doesLol. Lmao even.
>>214512055No he was white. But he had tattoos and swaggered off the train. I think he thought it made him look hard
>>>/bant/23240452>>>/bant/23240452
Starting to think rorke is based and redpilled
>>214512140Do you think they shag?
>>214512133am havin a wank am havin a wank am havin a wank am havin a wank
silksong broke steam
fucking state of this place
im from scotlandand i think to myselfwhy the fuck would anyone want to visit here,to see a lake? big horse stautes? our history has literally been scrubbedall the cities are shitholes apart from edinburgh which isn't even scottish anymorei look at other countries with single minded history that overcame hardships and i wonder what the fuck do we even havewe gave up and our politicians are fucking retards
well that's rorke finished
>>214512203if scorbunny had libero he could bounce first to change to a flying type, would make it a lot less painful for glaceonunless that's what she likesshe has great defences anyway
>>214510653Liverpool always seemed complicated. What is a pool of liver anyway? Poo just makes more sense.
>>214512341I am seen
>>214512341I'd laugh and say fair play but I know she's a 3/10
>>214512409You lot drink. You should know what a pooled liver looks like.
>>214512409What's a land of Fins? Lots of cut up fish about is there?
>>214512341sending me into an incel rage because you just know she's not hot shit
>>214512341who is this even targeted atseems like enough to push someone unrelated to the conversation over the edge
>>214512341this is a reddit post from 10 minutes ago you mustve been scanning r/askreddit to get a good screenshot you could ragebait with
>>214512341most women cant take massive cocksi dont understand this sentenceprobably truefalsefalsei dont understand this sentence
Today's fit
>>214512473eh, bie, see, or djie?
Mad how Employed Woman wasn't even a gimmick
>>214512452No fish is too expensive. It got very expensive when we joined the EU for some reason.
>>214512498*hustles up to you with a microphone*who are you wearing who are you wearing
>>214512532same with sacked tranny
>>214512544Take the piss with fish these daysIt's like six quid for two fillets of haddockScots to blame I imagine
WHITE PEOPLE LOVE SAYING HORSES FOR COURSES
soundboy downhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VkV8tyaUEuI
>>214512498show us your boobies
the timepiece
>Council suspends flag removals after workers threatened
Now will I get a warning for threatening to punch that manager in the throat. That is the question
>>214512670new labour looked at norn in the 80s and said to themselves: lets make great britain look like that
>>214512645
>>214512646Looks like one of those Philip Patek things from the thumbnail
>>214512689blog on
>>214512711post jaw and hairline
why is the staff at the manchester airport so rude?
>>214512745ive only ever done it a few times
>>214512764they are arent theygrim runts with grim jobs and grim lives
>>214512711>elbows pointed inwardsthat's a woman thing
would love to have my sessions put less emphasis on the therapy part of cbt
>>214512745
>>214512865funny because I want more emphasis on the t part of my cbt
>>214512764shittiest airport ever
>>214512936it was just a cock and ball torture joke calm down
i'd vote edinburgh for the shittiest airport ever considering how often i see literal poo smeared on the floor there
harvey priceking of england
>>214512988Harvald the Unwise
>>214512989it’s better genuinely and you can be more honest
>>214512711too big
enjoy reading about AI more since I started saying it like a surprised Yorkshireman
personally want a dtfic new
>>214513012it produces formulaic arse-kissing drivel for narcissists and Indians
ummm
NEW >>>/bant/23240452>>>/bant/23240452
imagine being mousenonces therapist
>2 threads deleted >242 posts in the old
>>214513733Just realise that the technologically illiterate freaks that run the country can't implement website blocks properlyA fully fledged digital ID system is a fanciful hope for them. We won't see anything like that for years.
why is there an /int/ /bant/ split dont spend my smelly incel life on the computer so dont know whats going on
nth for the gyaldem
ooooo the british government is going to create police state oooo ignore that the epping protest alone sucked up the resources of 10 local police forces ooooo ignore all the prisons being full oooooo
why are so many post numbers crossed out
silksong delayed by silksong LOL
remember that lad with the funny shoes
watching chateau DIY for tips on the off chance I'll inherit a 12 bedroom French villa some day
Asian countries get fast as fuck internet for penniesWhy do I pay £40 monthly for a 50mbit connection
hooting
>>214513986old pipes
watching chateau DIY for tips and they just used one of that yank's shoes to replace a 16th century flagstone
>>214513906looks like heathernonce and mousey both got hit as well as the saffa vpn and possibly charlie?
sexo
>>214513986because the government (under you know who) sold BT
>>214514028who the fuck is charlie
Canada! *lick*
>>214514065based malaponte
>>214514028the /int/ jannies are terrified of losing /brit/ (would demote /int/ from a major to minor board and subsequently reduce the pay for jannying here)threatening to move to /bant/ makes them do their fucking job
>>214514079/bant/ was literally invented to try and shift /brit/ off of /int/
>>214514079they pay jannies now?
>>214514079>threatening to move to /bant/ makes them do their fucking job
Haven't seen gore like that in a while When I was a freakish teenage virgin I used to go on gore websites and look for stuff but I stopped that a long time ago. Just weirds me out now. This wank butcher one isn't as bad cos he wanted it
you could make a whole wiki from /brit/ personalities, everyday i see a new name here
>>214514096a bette rlife
>>214514065Yank subhuman/cum/ lolcow who takes refuge here
>>214514153you will never be a /brit/ loremaster
Does 4chan X save what threads you've posted in so you can keep track of (You)s
>>214514179never said i would, i don't know anyone you lads mention lol, besides dtfic that is
what's it like to hold your own child in your arms
>>214514079go outside, touch grass, have sex
:D
>>214514180that's (you) market manipulation you aren't allowed to do that
>>214514123cor wish I'd seen it now
>>214514211>thank you for being my friend>**nice mecha. nice
stopping stimuli at the start of climaxing to dull the intensity of my orgasmi am the wank butcher
>>214514204does a number on your lower back
can you guys hop off steam real quick I want to buy silksong
>>214514267:(and dont know why but the .gif of a girl jerking off her eeveelution came to mind with that! haah!
>>214514294
Prediction: in 5 years 4chan is filled with bot posts all carefully curated to maximise (You) input4chan, like the rest of the internet, is overrun by bots
fuuck im so perma sex-focused its all I ever want to do
>>214514283You want to do the thing everyone else is doing, do you? You want to be part of the popular group, do you?
heathermong getting chatgpt to tell him its okay to wank himself senseless every day to blacked videos then spam about it here when the post nut clarity hits just such a sad wasteful mistake of a life
>>214514316Me watching Monty Python
eeveelution knot
>>214514316Tried watching it but just didn't get itBunch of rich bastards living in New York City?
there's bots here right now advertising some video game
>£25k a month working on a ship in the north seawhy do they earn so fucking much
Based leftypol
>>214514360the premise of them being a bunch of friends must have been quite baffling
>>214514377I get literally double that to sit in my spare bedroom for 8 hours a day
>>214514377They are risking their life to support your living standards
>>214514390*puts "My Trans Uncle Raped My Arsehole And That's A Good Thing" in its place*
getting dickbaited for 0
>>214514404Ok you've done me there. What else can I say? To me it is an alien concept
>>214514438imposter horse sus
>>214514438horse
>>214514405you earn 50k a month? highly doubt that
Laying down and sipping on a can of Sprite deniers hate to see a beast like me
Business idea: fish and chips burger
>>214514486not allowed
is being a beast a good thing
>>214514498mr beast fortnite
feeling bestial
>>214514377they are risking their life and its dangerous work but also the working enviroment is quite "tradie" and if they dont like you then you dont get to earn that money (gatekeeping)
friends is okmuch better than seinfeld
>>214514498up there with being a predator which is also very cool
>>214514533soldiers risk their lives for a lot less
>>214514518O Canada (if this is a Canadian) I love you >>214514552bit stupid then >>214514548hmm
last for walt disney and mices
wanking to naked Japanese girls
>>214514602>>214514602>>214514602
bet knaves loved when it rainedjust a chill day in your mudhut
>>214514591I love you
gentlemen... its time for a new thread....
>>214514605better have provided ID for this
you guys ever notice how the main characters of friends live in New York but never interact with blacks, asians and mexicans
I had a few cans (8 in the morning and 2 and a four loko at night) so its cheating but I managed to sleep for 4 hours and wake up!
>>214514644it was the 90s and they had money
