Songs From The Big Chair edition
genuinely hope the old new poster kills himself
right well that's the bladeelads in then
egg
>>214521598hello
>>214521597its spaki
anyone know those ribs
my legs have gotten too big for these running shorts so as soon as i start running this happens
Chuffed that you lot are still here. Stout yeomen all of you. Don't get pinched.
>>214521598UM hi x
like the idea of watching films but it's so hard to find good ones
>>214521626...yh
>>214521647I just get chatgpt to make me a list
songs from the big pear
>>214521629UM x
>>214521647dont have the attention span for them anymore so just rot to youtube shorts or things i've seen before
>>214521608>>214521641<3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbsHDJyV2kw
>>214521629ummies
>>214521647You into superheroes? The marvel films are pretty great
why so many bladee listerners herei thought we were all chuds who hated rap
can't bear people who enjoying watching films or tv series
>>214521629grim i only wear leggings when im not working
>can't bear people who enjoying watching films or tv series
>>214521629that's a picture from america clearly
>>214521655hope sothey were yummy
>>214521687>who enjoying watching filmsbrownbrownbrown
For every spainnonce moment
>>214521715oh goodnessoh heavensblimey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ummy_Mwalimu
>>214521674in the sewer all alone ~~
>>214521715
gfberg be acting unwise
190 on a madness
>>214521718fuck offsometimes i can't write properly
>>214521674what a tunemy favourite is obedient ^-^
sucking a glass of red wine
>>214521758banger
if chav culture is just like black culture but a bit less violent does that make us the blacks of europe if that is what we devolve into at our lowest
>>214521750>carlsbergshite
>>214521738>As Health Minister, she banned the importation and sale of sexual lubricants into Tanzania stating this would curb homosexualityum
>>214521795Woman logic eh
>>214521786can't believe you've said this lad
any cumtown dot org man in
>>214521647spring (2014)
>>214521776the difference is that whites have to reach their lowest for thatfor non's it's just the default
niggerwogger glory
A surgeon has been jailed for 32 months after it emerged he froze and amputated his legs for his own sexual gratification.Neil Hopper, 49, received £466,000 from insurers after claiming that injuries to his legs in 2019 were the result of sepsis rather than self-inflicted.The vascular surgeon, who carried out hundreds of amputation operations and worked at the Royal Cornwall Hospitals Trust (RCHT) for a decade, used dry ice to freeze his legs.
fuck sake leftypol
carsberg special brew is an s tier beer
>>214521864Yuck, Danish so no
>>214521413 Hmm, scuff marks on the tile from cheap, black soled trainers.... Drool droplets on the floor lead this way... *Hears "uuugh uuugh uuugh"* It's close...
do wonder why some beer tastes infinitely better on draftfor instance, staropramen, shite from a bottle, literally undrinkable swillon draft? cool, refreshing, tasty.
>>214521795Makes sense to me
>>214521923All beer brewed in Burton is undrinkable
>>214521923Gain a clue
i like that bump women have on their tummies where their womb is
Me and the lads did this to Rayner’s new gaff
>>214521939...yh>>214521941I have gained a clue
>>214521923Bottled bear tastes bad because it's not an opaque container
>bottled bearwaheyyy let him out haha
>>214521973Not sureSome bottles are better than cans. Depends on how you store it I assume
this glue is amazing I've actually even repaired my car with it
>>214521993nooooooooo
>>214521946>BKRAWhat does this mean?
>>214522031ohio ahh cup
>>214522031Oh ffs fuck off
>>214522031kettle needs descaling
>>214522026it means BITCH
What is the point of fashion
>>214521993Rip In the end I never cranked one out to her because anons gave been telling me she's 15 for 10 years bow
>>214522003No, he's been a crazy dita
>>214522051scremaing
>>214522056Thats where the taste sits
>>214522094a clue gained
>>214522061to attract mates
>listening to normie music on spotifyFemale musician try not to write a song about relationships challenge: impossible
>early sunsets>dark by 8corrr comfy season approaching
He's right you know.Had a mate that worked at brewdog and he said that cans are actually the best way to keep beer so that it tastes best. Something to do with sunlight going through the glass affects it so clear glass is worst, followed by green then brown being best glass but still worse than the tin
Get the sherry poured Get the salad tossedGet the eggs scrambled Get the frasier on
>NHS surgeon jailed after amputation of own legs>Dr. Neil Hopper, 49, of Truro, Cornwall, carried out hundreds of amputation operations before having below knee amputations after a "mysterious illness". >In fact he had used ice and dry ice to freeze his own legs so they had to be removed. The court also heard Hopper had a "sexual interest in amputation". Reckon he lopped other peoples' legs off while having a stiffy?
>>214522031I needed this x
>>214522146Quite stylish!
call me
>>214522153
actually mad how popular that stupid faggot game about a bug is
>>214522142Not taking advice from someone who works in brewdog
>>214522153How do they even amputate limbs nowadays anyway? Buzz saw? Hand Saw?
>>214522153Another thing to ask Deegs about tomorrow!
>>214522130Don't think you could find many musicians who haven't written a song about relationships
>>214522094Rorke reading this, going up to his crush and asking if she's noticed how jews are all behind whatever rorke is whining about this week
>>214522172WAKE ME UUUUP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDSSS
>>214522200ktim
>>214522139>off work on monday>going to rain all day sundaythinking i might be doing a very cosy steamingtoil
The sun sets once more on my faggot retard incel chud life.
>>214522172screaming this is meshe's left me on read after I spent £50 on her earlier today
>>214522193Why does that make you so upset?
>>214521970Cellar, controlled eviroment, no heat
>>214522228>she's left me on read after I spent £50 on her earlier today50 pounds on what?
>>214522229that's not what he said
>>214522255that one hurt
fancy a nice little wank. might cut my own arms off to really get me going
>>214522272I could tell from the subtext and tone of his post he's bent out of shape over it
only have 3 days annual leave left at toil and it doesn't reset until april kek
>>214522255ktim
>>214522255you see those old people around and about?now imagine you were them.get moving
>>214522295Couldn't though
right back to the lego
Who is Gio Scotti
Once Digital ID is in place, then it's game over.It'll be required for everything. Imagine the government having an unbreakable control grid.Say something racist? Bank account frozen.Buy something the government doesn't like? Instantly arrested.Criticise Israel? Arrested.Refuse to be conscripted? Bank account frozen, arrested, sent to a concentration camp.Want to use the internet? Show your ID.Oppose immigration? Not allowed to visit a pub.Literally everything tracked. They could even put an expiration date on your money.The scope of this is insane. Absolutely mind boggling. Literally a system of breeding slaves forever. Honestly lads, if you don't want this, then start making preparations for the end.I've got loads of money saved up so I might as well spend it on some nice stuff before Digital ID and CBDC kills freedom forever.
>>214522319Wrong
>>214522124What if I’m ugly
>>214522339oh shut the fuck up you boring cunt
>>214522340Bet I'm not
dislike this LOW ENERGY in the thread tonightso not rainbow rhythms
feel like self harming
Just made a big sad faggot vent post on Reddit
Tumblrina turbomelty
my brain literally cant imagine me being old, never have been able toreckon it means im going to die young some how
>>214522369not allowed
>>214522259gig tickets
>>214522369Always tempted to stab myself in the eye personally
>>214522380based
>>214522229Because it's shit on so many levelsThe art style is boring and basic, it's le soulslike metroidvania, it actually has awful unfun game mechanics like no map until you buy one (the vendor is always hard to find)That's not even the worst part. The worst part is that every FOTM game will now try to copy all of these terrible elements of modern video games, because this one is so successful. It's a disaster for video games.
>>214522353then you need fashion even more
>>214522393Is she your girlfriend?
>>214522379that's what everyone thinks lad. before you know it you're pooing yourself in a wheelchair and your willy doesn't work
A bit less food and a bit more exercise.
>Conor McGregor launches presidential bid in Ireland>"We have seen the homelessness of Irish children rise to levels unprecedented, proving this Government’s refusal to abide by and respect our proclamation where all children of Irish are to be cherished. Instead, our children are abandoned">"This incompetent failure of future generations has been accompanied with an intense influx of mass migration into an already severed system. Our tourism has sharply declined, while danger on our streets has risen"
>>214522196Hacksaw. There was a case a few years ago in Scotchland where a surgeon in an NHS hospital tried to buy a clean one in B&Q, they were closed, so he used a rusty one he found in a drawer.
>>214522379most neurotypical thing EVAwont be long til you wont recognise the person looking back in the mirror
>>214522393For just her or for both of you?What gig
Oh right that's what I should be doing right now. Listening to Green Day
Scary times we’re living inThis is Trump’s America
Gayming on arch linux, me
>>214522410Hmm sounds like you really need to grow up mate
>>214522429He should join the National Party.
>>214522441kek this is timthought I dislike when I update the system and games just stop working suddenly
shaging a shagola
>>214522298Got next week off me. Going to be steaming all week and working on the house. Also got a week off in November and one in January. Holiday year resets at the end of Feb, start of march you see. I find that taking a full week off every other month is the best way to space out the leaves so that you don't get too burnt out etc.
>>214522414noi want(ed) her to be thoughshe turned me down but would still lead me on with kisses massages and tit playthis is worst ever in terms of just being ignored >>214522433£50 each
>>214522441i use arch as well
>>214522411But what’s the point of putting lipstick on a pig
>>214522379im more worried about being a virgin in my 60s and getting laughed at by kids
right can we stop posting 14 year old girl tumblr pictures from 2012 then yeh
>>214522493too attract a slightly more attractive pig
>>214522500What was wrong with your sister?
>>214522494was a 70 yaer old teacher back when i was school and one of the jokes was that he was a virginnothing wrong with him personally or physically except being a slightly eccentric old man
>>214522429l mean he's right but also a violent retard criminal
>>214522427simple as that
>>214522393Well obvs you're going with her right?
>>214522485
>>214522452done me
>>214522514Fair enough, I kneel Yves Saint Laurent
>>214522485Don't suppose you posted about her a couple years ago did you? About how she turned you down but would come to your place and cuddle under blankets and you'd cook for her and shit
>>214521864>s tier beersan miguelperonistaropramenmoretti>rorke tieramstelestrellacorona>leftypol tierbudweisercoorsstellaheineken
Anyone who still thinks Britain's problems can be solved peacefully are laughable.
>>214522548now put that lipstick on, piggy
HOW is slovakia beating germanyi will never win a bet fuck me
>>214522568Haven't they finished kicking the ball by now? It's been going on for years
might get drunk and high again tonight
>>214522566cement seal
>>214522544Sorry I think your criticism is valid but couldn't resist the opportunity Personally I don't care about videogames anymore because I don't buy new ones seeing as they're all shit nowadays
>>214522566mong boy
>>214522568dont touch international footy me, way too volatile
>>214522581It's British culture, leftypops
proper love poo seal
>>214522353
>>214522613fucking marry it then
>>214522517there was a nice old man in my old village but every time someone mentioned him they'd start with 'that virgin old man'. it was disturbing to hear as a kid
smoke alarm just started beeping there for a good minute before it stoppedwonder what that's aboutnot my problem presumably
>>214522583i am on the booze but i dont get highquit the vile muck in 2021 on the provision of a clue
also gaming on Linux xWill be buying the new Dying Light this month, hope it works under Proton without too much trouble
So many greatest tragedy posts this thread they can't all be correct
>>214522560
>>214522661>Will be buying the new Dying Light this monthktim x
scran has arrived
>>214522607Yeah but it's all been going on for literally more than a century nowSurely it has to end at some point? Wrap it all up, yeah? Can't be doing with the constant obsession about "this season" as if people aren't going to forget all about it a few years down the line
>>214522613Same!!
poo sc
the lad with the gb flag loves saying ktim doesnt he
>>214522670a dated 70s pop singer songwritera fecal blast
>>214522687kek kek KEKKKKK!!!!
>>214522694ktim
>>214522670EEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>214522687poosc ianf
>>214522619just not true is it
>>214522670ARE YOU READYARE YOU READY FOR LOVEYES I AM
>>214522532yes>>214522549nope i did know her back then but dont think i would have ever post about her wasnt into her back then she was a bit basic back then
>>214522670you know what you're doing and you should probably stop doing that
Edible girl poo.
>>214522551what about 'bourg
sour cream with lime zest
polo shirt season nearly over lads
ktim
Got Al Green on the hifi
1984
What are some good things I can spend my money on lads? Want to have some fun before Digital ID
watching Nightcrawler (2014)he is, and i can't stress this enough, literally me
>>214522551the s stand for sexually attracted to men?
>>214522772Rorke you look stunning no matter what you wear x
need something good to watch on youtube while i suck on my wine
>>214522772Le virgin drip
>>214522786never had a bad time on the right drugs
>>214521715big fan of this nipple phenotype
so this is rorke
>>214522772why are you dressed like an american shop employee
>>214522807what are your interests
>>214521783dont think this would happen in the US
so me x
>>214522851wine, paradox games, submarines
>>214522853You don't think much then do you
>>214521783what the fuck is this
>>214521993is the body still warm?
horse
It's normal for all of your exes to hold a piece of your heart
Member Schizo Al Mountain?
>>214522913hahaha yeah all my exes all the gfs that i had haha
>>214522882so this is the non retarded harvey price
>>214522913I don't care about any of em
dog with zoomer haircut
>>214522882That's Porke
um
>>214522954did you ever love them?
>>214522924Hope he didn't kill his cute dog
>>214522882that's big bob on his way to the pub
would love to shag angela rayner desu
>>214522960sex noises???
>>214521783Why haven't they tried popping some balloons to simulate gunfire?
What are you looking forward to?
>>214522984nah
>>214523013death
>>214523002too bogged for my liking. I'm NEET and disabled so I have all the time in the world to find a perfect woman
>>214522993Roar
>>214523019mental how many people here haven't loved a partner it's like being brainwashed
>>214522586the deanoboxes must be built, rorke.
>>214522960um whats sex???
People really don't understand how bad Digital ID is.
>I'm NEET and disabledscrem
>>214523013The Elder Scrolls VI
>>214523047poo scrumble
>I'm NEET and disabled so I have all the time in the world to find a perfect woman
>>214523032SCREAM
>>214523002still priti patel for meneed that dumpster truck arse on face at all costs
>>214523032
>>214523013dinner
>>214523046not really. i'm not him but it's pretty normal.
>>214523013European Race War
roar
>>214523058this but for atheism
>>214523032That's the spirit
ive got seals on the brainthey are like water dogs
*sex noises*
get this sow on the ozempic lads
Ben Sherman shirt
Leftypol yet to respond
>>214523071I have no faith it'll be good anymore
>>214523121what do you mean? how could it be normal to never feel love for a partner?
>Tax class: Disabled
>>214523127whos going to fight in it
>>214523013As in life as in death
>>214523146absolutely notin fact needs fattened up even more
>Floria law
>>214523002for me its having her peg me in her council house bedroom while she tugs on my nipples and has my cock caged
>>214523169i know it will be a mess, i'm just looking forward to the threads on /v/
rorke scremmin out my arse
>>214523170i don't want to be alone and i like sex
literally can't think of anything worse than being stuck in a relationship with someone you feel nothing for
>>214523203ktim
>>214523203reminds me of one of my family members
>>214523204No no no you're supposed to assure me it'll be good and worth the wait
So, this is leftypol
>>214523142mihai would've loved this image
>>214523219consider opening your heart anongreat things could happen
>>214523239yea it'll be todd's masterpiece, make sure to pre-order it haha
got the saucy asmr on
>>214523226never having experienced a relationship
Embarrassing that there's nothing else and nothing since then. Just goes to show that the country is Great Britain
FOURTH poo of the day
My life's a fucking joke
>>214523226i've been trying to find a gf just so people dont assume im gay
>>214523299not real and also not recently made. homebase went under.
Boring incel freak reminiscing about the only good times in his life (old posts on /brit/) is it?
>>214523299alri ulsterbank ladget off the onlyfans ya melt
>>214523299state
>>214523299At least you can the origin, I get like scribble short hand deducted 3 pounds
>>214523299po sc
I love onion rings crisps but i dont really like onion rings deep fried foodwhat's that about?
tofy beans chilli cheese wrapped in breadgod i'm gonna be farting like a mad cunt
>>214523268whomst?did a wankeroo to gingerasmr at the weekend that was well decent
>>214523299USE COOMER OR KEMONO DAFTBCUNF
>>214523368>>214523368>>214523368New
scraniel bedingfield
Lauren's back with a new ASMR vid. Onlyfans money must be drying up a bit.
>>214523299My eyes widened at that figure right there
>>214523331They did?No wonder really, they always were a more expensive B and Q.Also where am I going to get my Craig and Rose paint now since I want to repaint the small room into a home office next month
>>214523248bro turned into lou reed
