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back from gym + supermarket, took 4 and something hours, tell me that aint a job
>>214528170Commendatori
my gf slept with 14 guys before me including 4 blacks
Gigi died takin a shit!
Feels good man
I deserve to be loved
>>214528188what did you buy?
>>214528196
>>214528170Ay I'm jus pinching a loaf ova here
>>214528170
I farted and the chair rumbled
Have you seen the new Jurassic Park
>>214528202100% an indian made this post
Big D cups. I love the shape
>>214528257LMAO
>>214528281Rolling
>>214528273Why settle for d when you can have K
>>214528118>porn is bad because it replaces your own fantasiesnoporn is good because I have "known" girls that obviously must watch pornshe did my fantasy on my dick, she was gagging and choking, I even asked if she was okay, she kept bobbing up and down on my dick as she gave me an okay signI never saw so much saliva in my life, it was on her face, in her hair, it was all over hergod bless porn
I've zeroed in on a house I want to buy, I hope a jewish faggot doesn't beat me to it
>>214528281Secret track: I Loved Him Like a Brother in Law
>>214528281
Is it cool to have a mustache?
>>214528298perfect
>>214528342Depends on your facial structure. I tried to grow one and looked like a straight up child molester.
what if instead of the international house of pancakes it was called the international house of farting and pooping
>>214528097>>214528070The problem is that you start to self insert as the woman and become a tranny It also gives you a ridiculously high dopamine spike and creates a false idea of what sex/real women are like
I love her
>>214528369I have a thick one and I'm bald, I think it's a a good combo
Remember mihai? He was the only person I know who thought Family Guy and American Dad was funny
>>214528319some indian will buy it first and turn it into a slum with 6 apartments
>>214528307Please kill yourself when you get the chance
It's looking more and more likely that my life will end via suicide
>>214528401and he had a genius level IQ
>>214528401American Dad was much funnier than Family Guy. At least years ago when I still watched tv.
>>214528407and miss out on more awesome blowjobs?why would I do that?
>>214528389Vile, absolutely vile, fuck you faggot, I just vomited 7 times
What are the odds I can defect to North Korea and become a propaganda piece ( but live in comfort )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoCZY9GRlD0
>>214528389Not attractive
>>214528281He never published My Kid Brother? Damn
>>214528418I know he was published and shit>>214528419I like Roger
>>214528185Being racist privately and internally and to some extent subtly racist in the open is fine is fine, but being outright openly racist creates an uncomfy environment and makes you seem lower class tbqh
>>214528404It's more likely some trust fund queer from California will pay cash for it, then sell it next year because Vermont isn't spiritual enough
>>214528462>I like RogerRoger is just slightly edgier Brian
>>214528456>>214528462Both these unrelated posts contain the word "published"Neat!
>>214528451>>214528432It's ok I have a cousin that's gay
Tonight's kino
>>214528480It's not THAT neat
>>214528456you don't publish a song, you release it
>>214528401His name is out there and no one has ever found proof that he died so I'm still on the he's alive theory I think after his last drug binge he probably just distanced himself from the internet
>>214528491Dogs can NOT play baseball
>>214528491That dog has been dead for decades
>>214528487
>>214528505Does the UK publish obituaries publicly?
>>214528501you don't release a song, you drop it
>>214528508literally nothing in the rules that says they can't
>>214528505I think he went to prison or rehab
i dont know what to think of chicagoi liked slc better and even denveri dont even know what it is just something doesnt connect with me here
I'm fucking her from behindI'm jerking off till I go blind
>>214528491Pure kino. I cried
>>214528529Great showThis might the last goof show Animal Planet madeAnd they only canceled it because he caught basically every large freshwater fish on earth
>>214528524you drop a track; songs are released
I hate to be that guy but the future for America is pretty grim also I don't believe in fucking any party
>>214528548+ a bunch of insane saltwater/ocean shit toodude is an absolute legend
>>214528570This but Canada. I had a realization not too long ago. It's that I must get out of this terrible place. And I will soon make that a reality.
>>214528407>Please kill yourself when you get the chance>>214528430>and miss out on more awesome blowjobs?>why would I do that?we're waiting..........
>>214528591where you plan to go jeet?maldives?
>>214528570I'll fuck the democrat party since it's the party for women
>>214528591good riddance jeet
>>214528614>>214528617Poland actually. I am a dual citizen. Born in Canada but I speak Polish fluently.
>>214528635if youre already a citizen then youre not going anywhere idiotyou can go anywhere in europe
>>214528635I heard Poland was doodoo
>>214528649What do you mean I am not going anywhere? My ticket is already booked.
>>214528635traitors don't deserve citizenship, get out and don't come back :)
>>214528635not british or french not canadian
on a date a woman said her ex cheated on her for a 14 yo. Do you think she will be into DDLG
Women pooooop
>>214528671Make him get out pussy
PoopFunny
>>214528671>>214528680I don't mean this in a spiteful way but don't worry I don't consider myself Canadian just because I was born here.
>Charles is now on our coinsDon't like it
>>214528799don't worry poland is nice
>>214528813Imagine having a foreigner on your money. Could NOT be me
>>214528813yeah it's still kinda sad eh
zoom class starts in a few minutesany funny zoom pranks I can play?
If you pay for box then you still good
Recently the news has been like >Local minor court judge decides his decisions overrule that of the government's>Local minor court judge's decision has been overruled by the supreme court >Washington Post writes seething article called "How fascism took root in America"
>>214528906stupid chud
>>214528906most of them dont even go all the way to the supreme court
anybody else hate the ltt linus always talking like he's some gamer when it's obvious he doesnt play video games and hasnt really since he was a teenagerhe's such a government dick sucker too
>>214528799bye bye now don't come back
>incel walking at beach>pass this boomer dressed like a zoomer tiktoker>stop at the crosswalk>he walks super close trying to elbow me talmbout "remeber that time we opened for '90s pdf band' bruh"Can't relax anywhere
>>214528932Trump admin has unironically more Supreme Court challenges than any president within the modern era (IE the 80s- the present)
>>214528983I don't watch LTT he's too much of a shill. Only streamer I watch is Nick Fuentes when he's beating the shit out of Destiny and giving him PTSD.
>>214528849he is the king of canada thoughever not really a foreigner hmm?
>>214528906>This dude has someone who willing films this shit, probably his gf or wifeGrim beyond belief>>214528983I stopped watching him when he started doing to retarded soy faces on the thumbnails.
Holy fuck, i’m about to break $200k on fidelity, i’m only 30 years old and my NW already $500k.
>>214529028>He is the king of Canada Lmfao
>>214529046see my balls
>>214529041it's useless information if you dont say how much you started with how much did you make and over how long
>>214529063I raise you my dick in response
>confront a family member about taking your food>they say you are in the wrong because of your tone, you shouldn’t care, it was in the family fridge, x y z reasons why it’s not their faulthow do you respond?Tony unrelated
>>214529041>fidelity,good choice, I have about 35% of my money with them
>>214529069he's just posting a screencap he saved on Twitter lol
>>214529071bit gay
>>214529077move out duh>>214529091i mean it's not like 200k is a crazy number
>>214529077who bought the food in the first place? if you paid for it there's an issue. if you didn't, it's not yours.
>>214529069$0, i grew up poor and knew nothint about investing. I really just lucked into it putting a high contribution rate on my first job.
>>214529093You gotta say "innit" at the end like your king's subjects would say
do jason goshcel and urkel still post here i havent really set foot in cum for at least a year
>>214529115not fucking (like i give a shit) asking your life story was asking how much much you invested
>>214529134The first two unfortunately yes but urkel is now xitter famous
yeah we're all super impressed bro keep showing off to a bunch of NEETs
>>214529041>im only 30Unc…
>>214529163>money makes moneybased knower
>>214529136Iunno, $90k over 10 years.
i hope flexers get piped by a schizo
>>214528520yeah all death certificates are publicly available as well, there was an anon that said he searched his name and never found it >>214528532doubt prison he never really did anything violent while drugging out, rehab maybe, he may have also just had a mental break and left
>>214529224I thought we were frens, I have no one to share it with.
I grew up rich but I lost everything in the Tumblr porn ban. I bet the entire family fortune on sissy captions.
>>214528849what is she eating
>>214529118yeah?
>>214529246nachos you indian
>>214529252Yeah.
My mom forced me to go to special ed for a few years so she could collect ssi payments on my behalf
>>214529264yeah nah
I should invest more of my money we have dual income and minimal expenses and it kind of just sits there, maybe at the start of next year that will be the new thing I work on
>>214529268hustle queenwhat was being a normal kid in spec ed like
>>214529259>wypipo think those are nachosfohhhhhhhh
>>214529294he's posting here now so you can probably guess
does anyone want to be my friend and send each other discord messages about how we are doing in life and be personal and foster an environment of accountability and lifting each other up
Pizzer, I LIKA DA BIG PEPPERONI!
>>214529283investing is a jewish scheme to separate you from your money so other people can use it to make themselves rich. you assume all the risk on their behalf. >ooops company bankrupt>your stock is worth $0>whooopsie>thanks for letting us play with your money thoinb4 "but Anon there are SURE BETS and SAFE INVESTMENTS and GUARANTEED RESULTS" etc.money is a jewish scheme, everything that follows it is just a scaffold on the scheme.
>>214529294i was bullied by some giant autistic redhead kid
>>214529259way too thick to be nachos, try again
my thread on /tv/ reached the bump limit
any disabled fellas here?
EY IM WANKIN OVA HEA>>214529333You gotta my pepperoni sandwic?
>>214529346good job buddy proud of you
>>214529346damn. i haven't gotten a bump limit thread in a while
>>214529361You have to go buy the bread.
>>214529366I have but they are shitty screenshot threads with misleading titles
>>214529326I do but my friendships only last about 4 years at best I will eventually consider myself a burden and self-isolate to avoid bothering you
>>214529316>>214529344they are nachos your gaslighting efforts have failed
been getting into sunlight lately
Shitting rn
I can't stop farting
>>214529404I was JUST about to make a post about sunlight.Currently watching the sun set, it's bizarre as there's a giant black cloud covering my entire area. The bright orange sunlight is washing out everything, casting shadows under a pitch black sky.
tfw no gf
>>214528906i hate americans
>>214529436so true
do /int/ threads that aren't generals ever reach bump limit?
>>214529436This, so much this
I don’t even think girls are real anymore
If you don't know what current phase the moon is in you're an npc to me
Time moves so fast when you're not suffering. I hope more pain comes to me soon.
>>214529373OHHH WERE ISH DIS COMIN FROM?
>>214529428Wbich one is diogenes
i hate algerians>>214529448/pol/ bait usually does
>>214529448sometimes. usually you need a couple of dedicated schizos to have an absurdly long argument
>>214529451Please be my gf
>>214529442And most of us hate Muslims :)
good moning, I hate women
>>214529451I don't believe in astrology but the fact that I share the same sign as Drumpfy and Kanye makes a lot of sense
>>214529468*Dogenes
>>214528906>ingredients go everywhere>bare hand plucking metal spike from boiling oil>eating in bedI wonder if he cleans any of it up before he leaves
I tried to get into niggerball to relate to my normalfag coworkers one time.
>>214529517That doesnt narrow it down
>>214529502>have dream>pursue dreamI see nothing wrong here
>>214529514it's a hotel, they have maids for that kind of thing.
mac and cheese for dinner (again)
>>214529534Jeet behavior detected
>>214529500youre stupid shut up
>>214529517Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Feel bad for some of you niggas ngl, wish I could help you out.
>2nd day no weed>eaten nothing>feel like I want to vomitNo withdrawals my ass
>>214529558what made you post this?
>>214529534shopping cart theory dropout ahh post
>>214529558Islam is right about women
>>214529547yoshi yoshigood algerian-kun good boyi hate shitlibs far more than i could ever begin to hate muslimsif anything id like to recruit some egyptian sunni to btfo this fucking mamdani least sunnis arent commies unlike fucking shiites
>>214529558not an assman but dayum the booty is tight
>>214529559Lol the only negative I feel when I quit weed is extreme boredom and my day feeling empty
>>214529547*Spits*
>>214529555that's what i must've sounded like to them. there's no use in trying to pretend you're one of them, they can always sniff out a fake
>>214529558Had a chick dressed like this work out like a foot right in front of me. Literally got a boner>tfw will never have a gf like this
JB Pritzker is a fat nigga fr
>>214529544not to argue, but do you think a jeet has ever had a reason to explore the bathroom in their hotel room?
I am starting to think this Trump fellow may be controlled by tiny hat men
>>214529619on god?
>>214529558watching videos like this gives me appreciation for the burkai think it's about time to launch a jihad against wamen this has gone far enough
never met anyone named Bertrand or Ralph.
>>214529629Fair point. They shit in the hall
should i get an anytime fitness membership?
>>214529613I think a part of maturity is realizing all women have the same parts, so a woman looking sexy in booty shorts or a thong isn't impressive. I think it's much hotter for a woman to be fully clothed and still be attractive. It also requires more that the woman be a individual, and not just another dime a dozen whore who looks good naked
>>214529632
>>214529513>cynic is a word derived from the ancient greek word "kynikos" meaning dog likeheh
>>214529643what do i care?
money + bitches
>>214529633Dead ass broseph
>>214529571I just see a lot of sad posts and some of you guys seem to be hurtin. Poor, depressed, lonely, etc. It pains me to see my /cum/niggas in distress.
>>214529660don't forget cocaine
Posting from the library.
I always tell myself there’s no point in arguing online. But, some of you niggas really need to reconsider your opinions.
ayo this nigga homeless
>>214529677Being homeless in Canada is preferable to being middle class in India
>>214529558just listening to my meltdowns and not being mean is enough to helpI think you helped me yesterday, thank you
>>214529665why does he have so many turkish refugees in his house?
>>214529665the average iq of this thread has to be like 75i aint cryin over ya dumb niggas
>>214529716Do not insult the Emirs he is hosting
>>214529676Arguing online is for your own views to be sharpened, and for the benefit of the audience. It isn't to change the mind of the person you're arguing with
>>214529711Fair enough bro>>214529716Genuine kek
>>214529649I don't completely disagree but the average women looks much much worse than the two webms above. Clothed or semi-nude
>>214529736Sometimes it's just to upset people.
Lububu Dubai Chocolate in Miami.
>>214529748That's because they're fat or because the women in the videos create unrealistic beauty standards in your mind like porn does
>>214529665Nawwwwwww what da fuck is that?!
I don't know what Dubai chocolate is and idc. It's just another current thing that normies pretend to care about in the moment to satisfy the monotony of their npc lives
>>214529766shaka when the walls fell
>>214529750> Sometimes it's just to upset people.You upset me with your retardation. Bravo.
>>214529784horrendous meme food that is now killing people
>>214529784Imagine you get raped by a dark buff Arab man who calls himself "Dubai Chocolate"
>>214529796I only ever watched that series specifically and never finished it but that was the episode that made me think that maybe there is something to this whole think. Extremely interesting.Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
>>214529788:3
>>214529810They must have the indian version over there in BC
>>214529816sounds like the beginning of a very spicy fanfic
>>214529788Thought that was a bear poking it's head in the window
>>214529784I got high and had a very strong urge to try it despite having no previous interest in it and I ended up eating like half of a massive bar it cost like $20 though so I would only ever have one again for a special occasion
>>214529768>That's because they're fat That's the thing, at least 50% of all women are fat and not the one where they have phat tits/ass
>>214529823TOS and DS9 are worth checking out as well
>>214529842hullo
I remember one time in middle school I answered a teacher's questions too many times in a row and when I raised my hand she said "Anybody other than anon?" and it was very embarrassing I wanted to fuck that teacher so badly
They identified the Algonquin Park kid. It was a 22 year old from Ohio who wanted to avoid the draft.
>>214529893>I wanted to fuck that teacher so badlyI regret not sexing my math college woman professor. She had a ring and all, but the sexual tension was still there. Sometimes I feel like messaging her on fb, but that'd be too desperate.
>>214529877I wish he had domesticated bears
haha look what happened to mr moneybags.
>>214529950Foxes for me
>>214529658i'll get nice and big for ya
>>214529918the what
>>214529950I also want foxes
>>214529956Saw a fox in my yard a couple times
>>214529956>>214529966you can own bears and foxes in America, you're in luck! *experiences may vary*
I saw a femcop at the in-n-out yestruday. All I wanted was for her to suffocate me with her butt and make me shout I CANT BREATH
>>214529966you can order one from russia they've been trying to isolate the "domestication gene" or whatever for years, they're basically slightly more wild cats though they'll scratch up your furniture and try to burrow but are domesticated enough to be taught very basic obedience and to not run away
>>214529918Jesus if he was born in the 60s
Algonquin is a real place? I thought that was just a Grand Theft Auto 4 thing
>>214530008
>>214529956>>214529966based fox appreciators
STOP THE COUNT!
>>214529677>>214529697I'm not homeless, I'm studying for my HLLQP.
>>214529918looks like the little commie's plan didn't work so well...based Canadiana sending him to hell with the rest of the VC's
>>214530008i think it's from a bugs bunny cartoon
GTA 4 is best GTA
>>214530008my mother works there so idk maybe
>abandon your home and country to avoid dying in a forest in some distant land>end up dying in a forest in some distant land
>>214530004Link? It just shows up in a box or?
>>214529999Do you think St. Floyd's heavenly ascension would have caused riots if it was a female cop choking him out by sitting on his face?
>>214530044>studying to be a insurance salesmangrim
>>214530008>>214530052It’s a real place but sadly it was lost somewhere in Hudson Bay.The First Nations called it Gonklantis.
>>214530092What are you doing to improve your life, anon?
/cum/ is the mordern algonquin round table
>>214530070trvke
>>214530112Classic deflection tactic, you'll do a great job at stealing money from elderly and housefire victims
>>214530092nta but insurance brokers/agents can make 6 figs with relative ease if they open their own office or they work for a good broker
the xtube nuke has been a disasterim downloading 18 gigs of porn all night
>>214530129How does an insurance salesman steal money from a housefire victim? If they bought insurance they get a pile of money when their house burns down.You do know how insurance works, don't you?
>>214530075Id rather die in the Canadian wilderness than the Vietnamese jungle.
>>214527328Sent that incel freak flying
>>214530080Its like $9000 you can look up Mitchel Kalmanson they're the only approved importer I know of since they sell exotic animal insurance which depending on where you are you may be required to have, they order the animal and its flown over on a commercial flight and then you either meet them and pick it up or have them pay an additional fee to drive/domestic flight it out to you based on how far away you are
>>214528281For me? It’s got to be “Turn That Off”
>>214530070>GTA 4 Agreed. I was addicted to it back in the day, now I can't game for more than 5 minutes.
The leads are weak
Yes, I'm an incel freak.
She’s so perfect
>>214530149In Vietnam you could have banged tight and docile Viet girls
>>214530190that's a pretty big ass from that angle
>>214530129I'll be providing valuable products and services to real people that matter. Insurance is important and it's important that someone seeking advice or an insurance policy have a licensed and competent advisor. Everyone needs insurance and insurance is updated all throughout one's life so it's a very lucrative market.>>214530132This nigga knows.>>214530144This nigga as well. Insurance premiums get paid directly to the insurance company and dividends/money is (generally) paid directly to the beneficiary.*********take none of this as advice as I'm still studying***********
>>214530144Kek ok vile schlomo https://calmatters.org/economy/2025/06/california-investigates-state-farm/
>>214530190How is it possible that she already is starting to wall? Isn’t she young as fuck? Massive Anglo genes.
>>214530149>>214530197Vietnam is straight up kino, wish I'd had the chance to get napalm'dhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757030701181143.webm
Used to talk to this girl from /soc/ that was really in to femdom and she'd call me and encourage me to waste my load by shooting it in to the toilet and flushing it away where it wouldn't bother anyone, mentally that was probably really bad for me but I still occasionally crave that level of degradation, maybe I can find a gf that cucks me but only like twice a year or something so things don't go too far and we can otherwise be normal upper middle class ideal family
>I'll be providing valuable products and services to real people that matter. Insurance is important and it's important that someone seeking advice or an insurance policy have a licensed and competent advisor. Everyone needs insurance and insurance is updated all throughout one's life so it's a very lucrative market
>>214530243Yes, unironically.
>>214530179I absolutely loved the aesthetic and the best storyline
daily reminder the janny is a nigger lover who will never be a real woman
I feel like I would have done good in vietnam, I wouldn't really of had any issue napalming people or raping, probably would have been a shitty time but I don't think I would have complained too much as long as I got to do a small amount of war crimes before it was all over
>>214530190i love women thighs
>>214530261Insurance is good in theory but they fuck people over all the time. Constantly even. You're going to be trained in how to fuck people over
>>214530275and he does it for free
>>214530213Your evidence is spoiled California brats aren't happy with their claims experience? When I read things like "reimbursements" it's almost always someone demanding things their policy doesn't owe or cover, but they just demand them anyways.>I'm owed this because I think I should get it!>but sir the policy contract clearly doesn't insure you against "emotional distress">THIS IS BULLSHIT I'M COMPLAINING TO THE MEDIAt. claims nigga who knows what he's talking about>>214530211Based fellow insurance nigga.
>>214530181The fucking leafs are weak? You’re weak
i didn't know you needed a license to be an insurance salesman
>>214530285Do you have evidence of what you claim?
>>214530294>>214530294>>214530294migrate in 15 seconds when bump limit
>>214530228She's 26
>>214530197nearly saw a fist fight between a vietnamese guy and and vietnam vet at a local festival once the vietnamese guy was running a little food stand and he was taking slightly too long on the old man's order and he said something to him in vietnamese and then they started yelling at each other in it and the guy started talking about how he killed a bunch of them and his adult daughter had to like pull him away and then she came back and apologized to the guy
>>214530211>This nigga as well. Insurance premiums get paid directly to the insurance company and dividends/money is (generally) paid directly to the beneficiary.This is correct. Indemnities are paid to the policyholder. Premiums paid by customers are put into a trust account so the money can't be pilfered by sales staff. They get their commission post-fact, from the Insurers whose products they sell.
>>214530322Stop this early shit
>>214530238some of you really need help
>>214530347>thread limit in 10 secondsnobody loves you because of this autistic jewry
>>214530361I do
>>214530294>>214530294>>214530294
>>214530378thiswe have laws in this general and if we don't obey them we will descend into anarchyis that what you want fellow anons? anarchy? NO!
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