>>214528170Corrado "Junior" Soprano
>>214530294corridos tumbadosjunior h
>>214530330i feel like ive been stabbed in the heart
>>214530330kek
>>214530344and you're to blame
took some dude gangweed gonna watch Fury again I think
>>214530381loud mouth fuck FUCK!!!!! FUCK!!!!!
Alright but you gotta get over it
>>214530408Bling Bling Boy
I am painting death guard
>>214530433neat
jerked off to a femboy in a chastity cage repeatedly slapping his nuts until he came while moaning, I rewinded and synced it up so we came at the same time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g
>>214530416nta but I am unironically an advocate of AnPrim at this point>>214530453in a perfect world there'd be no law preventing me from caving in your head with a giant rock for this kind of behaviour
I've said a lot of stupid things
>>214530469I've done a lot of stupid things
>>214530453cute
I mog the majority of /cum/
>>214530449It is but I should focus on finishing my Bretonnians first ( he doesn’t have his second army because it’s his massive shield arm so it would make it harder to paint ).
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qCswMXx262k
>>214530495You got the Thom Yorke stanky eye
>>214530495you got dick sucking lips doe
>>214529350we've got lots of mentally disabled fellas, sure
>>214530495You do
Actually completed Beastmen.
Glad to know some of yall aren't hideous
>>214530537Based
Men only want one thing
You can order pizza from Chuck E Cheese's on Doordash
>>214530562big tiddy mexican GILFs?
>>214530562erm
>>214530574Ewww you are DOWN BAD
you guys didn't follow this plan? you could have set yourself up for life by now even on a shit $50k salary...
>>214530537do you cum on your figures?
Jason and his looksmatched gf
they killed the giggler
>>214530518it was the sun thoughbeit
>>214530602i am a nasty ass nigga and i make no apologies
>>214530612I am not moving back in with parents, no way
>>214530537Very nice anon
>>214530574too much cleavage
>>214530612Yeah but if you this then you're poor or brown or not a "man" or something retarded
I remember one time my hs friend said he liked raywilliamjohnson and I called him a faggot and we stopped being friends
So, which team should I bet on?
>>214530648you did everything right
>>214530627gayson looks like the grinch in this photo
>>214530656Probably the Eagles
>>214530656Anisimova
>>214530665i thought she lost
>>214530663jealous
Going to another "singles night" at a bar tonight, this time organized by a different company.So far I have been to five of these, and gotten two dates, one of which was quite attractive, but she didn't go on a second date with me.
>>214530677She beat Igor
>>214530612I just had my parents get my bf and I high paying email jobs using their connections tbqh
>>214530664Done.>>214530665I already placed a combo bet on her and Djokovich winning.
>>214530627he looks like he's on the run from the law in this one
>>214530696i mog you and yer bf
>>214530705>Eagles already losingUh oh
It's thursday y'all know what that means. That's right I have to take out the trash and recycling
>>214530692dick goes IN
pizza day is tomorrow
>>214530692dick goes OUT
>>214530753Gnats
what should ugly people do?
>>214530773Fitness and charisma maxx
>>214530753
>>214530763What kind
how do i stop being a sad sack
>>214530773rape
>>214530793Brute force yourself into not being sadAlso eating healthier and exercising and not too much porn and getting good sleep
I was always one of those "sports are for low IQ dudebro normies" as a teenager. But not gonna lie bros, I'm starting to like watching football...
>>214530799giving or receiving?
>>214530805It's kino, it's like a chess match or a war game.
>>214530793buy a joke book
>>214530793rape
i could never watch NFL and it seems especially bad in the current year what with the male cheerleaders, the crossdressing players &tc
>>214530553>>214530634Thanks! >>214530616What is wrong with you
>>214530785same kind i talk about every week nigga
>>214530853>male cheerleadersthere is 1>crossdressing players?
are you ever sad you weren't born in the era where you could just rape someone and then just pay their family like 5 shillings and it was perfectly legal?
Who's gaming
rape is, scientifically considered, a perfectly viable reproductive strategyevery man alive today is a product of rape at some point in his genetic history and in the face of hundreds of millions of years of successful reproduction, it's understandable and even commendable on some level when a man musters of the reproductive fortitude and forces himself on a woman and rapes hermoral objections are fine and dandy, I even agree that you shouldn't rape, but again, HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of years of developing reproductive instincts are simply more powerful, and arguably closer to the divine than any johnny come lately moralfagging
>>214530867
>>214530867I'm glad I was born in the era of modern comforts and technology
what about rape
>>214530862I cant remember desuI did have sanfransicillan square pizza last week that was one of the best I've ever had
Grok, how many male cheerleaders are in the NFL?>There are currently 71 male cheerleaders across 11 different NFL teams, according to OutSports.
>>214530869I got a new gaming pc two weeks ago. What are you going to play?
https://youtu.be/M3fYkEjq0hc
>>214530893>windows 11Ewwwwww
>>214530885papa johns light cheese extra sauce bacon bits and red pepper flakes remember this next time i talk about it, this is a test
>>214530890most of those are probably just the guys throwing the girls in the air, I think there is only one flamboyant gay cheerleader who dances, hes with the Vikings
>>214530867>>214530883
Ate too much italian sausage
>>214530875in the past a knight could just rape and if the woman got pregnant he would just pay the family or marry her, seems like a good thing tbqh they literally could just go wife hunting at any time they wanted
>>214530920OH! HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
rape is bad because it psychologically damages the woman, who will then likely abuse the child, who will then grow up to torture cats and eat people
>>214530913okay
my eyeballs and head hurt nigga
>>214530933if you marry her and raise the child its fine
Rape is bad because seduction is the only part of sex that actually matters. Rape is just a shitty form of masturbating.
>>214530933Rape is bad, because it's property damage. Notice how women always say that rape isn't about sex. What's left? Violence, and violence causes damage.
>>214530294UNCLE JUN’S IN THE MUFF I MEAN ROUGH
Rape only damaged the woman when the rapist is black/brown or an incel.When a Chad rapes her she likes it because that's how they evolved. The incel rape is a psychological impact on her because he shouldn't be able to rape her, it's unnatural.
Just landed in Chicago O'Hare International Airport
ordered 2 pizzas from dominoes for an 8:15 pm pickup for my roommate to pick up on his way home from work (the order was placed at 6pm)he got there at 8:20 and they said it would be out shortlyits now 8:45 and the tracker shows they havnt even started baking them.I honestly just feel bad for my roommate but goddamn dominoes is fucking terrible
>>214530965it's a fine airport, I have no opinions
>most of those are probably....a far cry from "there is 1 :|"
i always have the urge to put the vacuum sucker on my eyeball when im holding it but im afraid of what it will do
>>214530978best not to risk it
>>214530978this but penis instead of eyeball
>>214530978It'd pull your eyeball from it's socket, and you'd be getting eye surgery.
I experienced the horror of JFK airport for the first time recently.
>>214530962Sopranos is the funniest show about terrible people. It's like It's Always Sunny in Philly if it were good.
>>214530978
>>214531003https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3966281/
whenever I'm around little kids I like to let them drive my car
>>214531025I'm not clicking on that but I've already seen wkuk
>>214531009I love it. Greatest show of all time
>>214531035you need to be in jail
>>214531035Would you let them play with the stick if you had a manual car?
all dog shelters are filled with shit bulls
>>214531052why? it's a big thrill for them
I listen to video game music
it is kinda weird how canada is captured by uk and they have that old hag on their currency and stuff. why don't they want independence?
>>214531059when mommy gets bored with her vibrator
>dog shelters filled with shitpulls>cat shelters filled with a variety of breeds and colorscommon cat W
>>214531051That's a bold claim and I would probably disagree but it is amazing. Very very very high amount of laughs per episode.
>>214530962>>214531009
>>214531063unfathomably basedhttps://youtu.be/KnsCuUA1pg0
>>214531063what kind
>>214531091Neat>>214531094Listen to VTMB soundtracks rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdinDtZFE7Q
Would you go down to Boca?
>>214531110For me its the Santa Monica music
>another weekend out of my life
for me it's the mega man x soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxijjSCNOSg
>>214531115You know how much nut has poured out of her? Never eat that pus.
>>214531063NAN MAN DA BUNAN MAN DA BUOm abogya beiroshanōMakabodara mani handomaJinbara harabari tayaunNaraku ni utau wa rokkonshōjō
>>214531143That's right. Also if you'll suck pussy you'll suck anything
I unironically only listen to soundtracks these days. Mostly anime and vidya, with movies here and there.
>>214531077>animal warsare you a middle-aged woman?
>>214531149So true
>>214531155Based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH8Qc9-gA8&list=RD7iH8Qc9-gA8&start_radio=1
I listen to top 40 songs
>>214531130lol I was in santa monica a while back. I would put on that soundtrack and go for nightwalks. Hollywood track is also top tier.
>>214531177Grim
my dick itchy
I love this song but I was worried if I post it I will get called a Jeet ( I am not a streetshitter ) I just like it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_3hALBro5c&list=RDw_3hALBro5c&start_radio=1
>>214531179The Hollywood music fits the level so well.
I listen to Addison Rae and Sabrina Carpenter
ordered two five piece buffalo wings and the Indians at 7/11 put two wings in one bag and three in the other. one star for them.
I'm really enjoying Manchild by Sabrina Carpenter these days
>>214531208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x55gqm1tvKo&list=RDx55gqm1tvKo&start_radio=1
Goddammit. Guess I'm doing another VTMB playthrough.
Momberg is making dinner tonight. In the meantime I'm still at the library. I might read for a bit before getting back to studying.>>214531215Taylor mogs these fags.
>>214530781TESTI-
>>214531210VTMB is unmatched in it's aesthetics. Music is a big part of it, so fucking good.Fuck, I may download it again
>>214531215>>214531257Clairo, Sarah Bonito, Charli XCX albeit
lisa needs braces
>>214530869>Defam Universitylmao
The Age of Cats is over.
>>214531272>>214531255
remember how millenials used to say "what am i doing with my life" back in likd 2014. it hits now.
>>214531279I LOVE CLAIRO
I hate every ape I see
>>214531291That werewolf fight and the swears was so dogshit
>>214531318sexo SEXOOOOOO
mood
>>214530875nice frog lol
INCELS HAVE NO EXCUSE
>>214531326The werewolf fight is ez once you learn you can kill it.Also I never got why people hate the sewers so much desu. I'm also a weirdo that actually likes vtmb's combat though so that may be why.
>>214530612i love my parents but holy shit would i not last a decade living with them since hitting adulthood
I get around
>>214531360most incels would rather be incels than date a black girl honestly
>>214531360I have no jaw, and I must kiss
>>214531384Yeah sad but true. I had a black girl complement my hoodie in the walmart checkout line and I thanked her and turned back around.
>>214531411Did you finger her puss puss?
>>214531420No she was a black girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
猫の時代は永遠に生き続けるでしょう。日本バンザイ
>>214531411Playing hard to get, huh?
there was a hot black girl that wanted to fuck me back in high school (she literally told my friend) but I said no because I was in my /pol/ phase
>>214531429>>214531411still waiting on my personal bratty black gf she is long overdue
>>214531384One chick complemented me too in a bar but I'm too autistic. I said t-thanks, did a 360 and walked away
>>214531447The girl you linked has almost no African features. That's maybe top 1% black girl genetics. The average black girl doesn't look anything like her.
Do Americans really do this? (w2c)
>>214531444>unironically rekt but a fucking shitposting board lol you know that all /pol/tards are married to gooks right?
i feel kind of sad when i remember a lot people hate me just because i'm racist
I'm thinking anime
https://voca.ro/14DEBzCF2ViP
>>214531461Being a pro-miscegenation “chud” is basically the same as being a gay “chud” like Milo Yiannopoulos; disqualifies you from being a genuine chud
>>214531461I was a retarded chudlet
Chad
>>214531215Sexo.>>214531257Beyond Christmas Cake.
>>214531459classic /pol/ post
>>214531502How much was spent on that wig?
>>214531444If it’s any consolation, I dated girls from all kinds of ethnic groups (basically all of the notable ones other than blacks), and it was enough of a nightmare to turn me into a chud. You’re not really missing out on much.
>>214531521
>>214531524Anon's just lonely.
>>214531502I haven't used /pol/ regularly in probably 8 years.>>214531524It's actually over for me. I find all races of women attractive except blacks but every girl I have ever dated was Euro. Not a single asian girl I got to fuck without paying her first, only one half asian half white but again I don't count her.
watching battlestar galactica
you need humbling
>>214531568Lucifer is fun for being comically evil. Baltar deserved what he got.
Never once have I concerned myself with the opinions of homosexuals. Certainly not going to start now.
Battlestar Galactica was very cheap looking like someone made it in their handicam
>>214531591It was designed to have that sort of documentary style.
I broke your stupid crap moron
I hate you.
>>214531602Is that true?
>>214531640But I'm you
>>214531591It was a product of its time. Cheap CGI was all the rage and it did not age well, but that's true of most shows from the era who used lots of CGI (Stargate Atlantis is another example).TV shows, especially sci fi shows, didn't have the $100,000,000 budgets that the average show gets now. They were funded by struggling indie studios like NBC and 20th Century Fox, give them a break.
>>214531645>kills myself What now?
There are two things a kween must have. Be dark skin and have a fat fat ass
snowbunny pawg gf
>>214531659don't be retarded that's clearly fake
dayum cuh
>>>/adv/33612596
IMA BADONKADONK AND BIKINI FEEN
wouldn't mind a gf myself
Wish I could vape in the library.
sad songs make me sad
>>214531667never looks at the camera Blair Witch Project gf
>>214531654https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp5wvpkf-EA
>>214531674idc>>214531690das rite
>>214531683OW OW OW
>>214531690>BADONKADONKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvz-eD2EXnw&list=RDTvz-eD2EXnw&start_radio=1
>>214531698this is probably the saddest song ever IMOhttps://youtu.be/KsZL-jsnFhY
>>214531714>>214531659GYATTTT
>>214531714you have no dignity man. you could be conned by a shiny object
>>214531683yowchers!
new kino anti canada video just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4XMsgBFhY4
>niggerlover keeps posting surgery addictsThe absolute state of /cum/.
Uber/Uber Eats offered me another 3 months of Uber One (their membership perks program). That's after getting 6 months mid-last year and 5 months starting at the beginning of this year. They do this cause they're basically a ponzi scheme.
dayummm is that a surgically attached mound of plastic?
>libs posit all their shit policies on high trust societies>import third world and call you racist >quality of life goes to shit because their dumb world view was a fantasyit's only at that point the shitlibs will admit their mistakes and by that point it's uselessgood job canada
>>214531733brownoids broke into a house in hopeless Toronto and killed a brown torontoidboo...hoo?
almost out of energy drinks and rockstars aren't on sale anymorefucking fuck my stupid fucking caffeinecel life dude
>>214531745Why yes it is Timmy
>>214531753r e m i n d e r
>>214531755you know what you have to do CANKEKthe boomer tells you to COMPLYyou will be taken to court if you try to be some vigilante you bitch
>>214531753That's why it's so important for USA to get their house in order and keep it in order, because we just import your ideas and then keep them for an extra decade after they failed.
early one morning with time to kill
>>214531768antagonistic jeetposting while you LARP as an American isn't the clever ruse you think it is, Rajesh.
>>214531780we aint changing this country no nation state we're an empirecanada gets all the shit with none of the benefits of the scale of the us
>>214531811America is doomed but so is the world we are seeing the final breaths of a civilized world
>>214531760rockstar is horrendous, I wouldn't pay five cents for that industrial waste fluid.
Amanda is playing now
>>214531811u will kneel to the galactic british empire
>>214531833blah blah im fighting for 1 billion americanschina fucked itself with the one child policythe great american empire is entirely possible with some foresightonly america has the suction power to draw so many different forces together and keep it part of a somewhat coherent whole
You used to be so full of life and energy
>>214531859>>214531811>>214531768calm down Brian go smoke some more weed
>>214531859America is in a giant debt bubble and it's about to have a crisis that will make 08 look like a kiddy ride
>>214531873imagine how beautiful a world of one billion americans the amount of seethe it would cause in spain france and canada alone would make it a worthy aspiration montana and the dakotas have like three peoplethey need to be settled settled settled
dis nigga having a meltdown
I literally can't off the top off my head in 100% honestly and certainty tell you how many women I have slept with.
>>214531969The answer is zero(0). We already know.
>>214531979sent that freak to another dimension
>JUST LET THE ILLEGAL SLAVE CLASS STEAL YOUR JOB AND BENEFITS CHUD!
Ever taken an Uber or taxi by yourself before?
>>214531979No it's definitely not. It's around 19 but I am not 100% certain.
Why are they like this?
>>214531992nah i want to import a bunch of them chinesewhites are never gonna beat the chinese so the obvious answer is just import a bunch of chinamen and pitch them against each otheras many as possible but probably other ethnicity would be required indian southeast asian arab euro nafriyou can get farm labor from latin america but you should have em be on migration visas
???
>>214532025Have you ever been to California
>>214532035we know how this story ends.
>>214532039bitch im a californian bore and bred through and through north californian
>>214532035she sure looks to be having time of her life
>>214532046>Bitch I'm Californian*Spits on you*
This country is basically idioarcy but somehow more dumb
>>214532066dumb cunt we control ever single elite institution you should show your superiors more respect or the more just might end up hittin ya on the arse
>>214532045:((((
>>214532069That movie was a documentary
>>214532069it was a hecking documentary bros
>>214532083*Runs you over**Farts on your corpse**Licks mint chocolate chip ice cream cone*
>>214532035wish tihs were me
>>214532087>>214532091Idioarcy is basically today's society
>$3 chicken sandwich at walmartgod bless you mr. trump, you saved america
>is that a comment that breaks UK laws anon?
>>214532091nah braziland is more like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjNGsUmJzIM>>214532099you can seethe over our superiority all you want but your visceral reaction is proof enough of the truth of what i say and of you knowingso such my dick bitch
>>214532110Unironically make the chicken sandwich yourself you fat fuck
>>214532116>I AM CONSTABLE CORNHOLIO>I NEED BOG ROLLS FOR ME BUMHOLE
>>214532001couple dozen times. taxis had more soulful drivers but would sometimes be 20-30 minutes late.
>>214532126I mean have you seen modern America?
>>214532069That movie was too hopeful, thinking it'd take 500 years.
>>214532143hulk hogan was around before the movie though
>>214530294I am experiencing the highest level of burnout. Advanced burnout. Even just working 1 or 2 days a week I still can't take it anymore.
>>214532116My dream is to use a WWE signature move on a British police officer who's on vacation.
>>214532143See that just proves that you've never watched the movie because Terry Crews was the actual president In Idiocracy
big ol' smooch on the lips :*~mwah!~
>>214532143i'd vote for hogan or camacho if they ran desu
Mint chip ice cream tastes the coldest
>>214532151True>>214532164>>214532167We have a senile reality tv star as president
>>214532163https://youtube.com/shorts/L0b6ZIMQblQ?si=p8OfvJrm13VH8BFJ
ANOTHER SHIT DAY IN MY INCEL LIFE
>>214532184bitch nigga weeb get your shit together
>>214532182I am a simple man. I see British Police and I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cClWps_Vin0
>>214532091midwits will think idiocracy is just like real life but only because they think that THEY are the special chosen few who are above the thongs of retarded masses and not part of those masses themselves.
>>214532180Reagan was also a movie star what's your point?
>>214532203i'm a retarded npc
yeah but imagine if we had a roided up wrestler during his prime as president ,who used the presidency to cut sick promos on their rivals and powerbombed some fucking jabroni through the oval office desk
>>214532208
>>214532195>>214532182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDz1VvLHamw
>>214532214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MayEssHX2sI
>>214532195Lmfao
