>>214540493
its anudda shoa
Hey guys. Let’s all get to Sweden. Skweeeeow
>>214546567
>>214546424
>>214546636Shan't, first come first serve
>>214546639based
Got popcorn chicken
>>214546814publix?
>>214546956Yea I miss KFC tho
No officer there's nothing up my butt no need to search
>searches anons asshole>there actually is nothing but he ejaculates
>>214547016haha doesnt help to look right hehe
Im tired
hi
Big fan of this image
i've been smuggling poop inside my asshole
>>214551910Ugh Can't you have some decency
Striker son or grappler daughter
>>214551973Grappler daughter Striker son will get CTE and live miserably the last years of his life
What Call Of Duty had the best campaign?
>>214550196hello
>>214550196>>214552122Low iq conversation
>>2145520963
hihellohow are you i'm fine how about youi'm alrightnice
>Outside of his diving career, Louganis has also been an outspoken advocate for LGBTQ+ rights and HIV/AIDS awareness. The diver came out as gay in 1994 and announced he was HIV-positive a year later.https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/gregory-louganis-olympics-medals-sold-diver-b2818972.html>jason's idol
I gave myself a footjob once and it felt really good but I haven't ever done it again because I'm too afraid of becoming a footfag
>>214552166Human normies talk like this and then wonder why everyone is making friends with ai
>>214552166Wyd?
>>214552175
I’ve never worn a pink shirt
anyone who believed koko the gorilla could actually talk is a dumbass
Wish I could marry and have sex with a princess
>>214552370How about joey koko the gorilla diaz
>>214552370She could, and the lady who raised her used to make her employees (male and female) show Koko their nipples
>>214552371this but it could just be an average rich girl
>>214552370Same with Helen Keller who was a '''''socialist''''
>>214552415No she couldn’t, she would just spam out words hoping to get a reaction and positive reinforcement.
Get ready with me for my first day of school
Got the job bros $115k plus 10% bonus…But i’m already worth $500k at 30 and I was on neetbux.Now i’m losing NEETbux and I feel sad.
>>214552494can you hook me up with a job too
dont care
i shower before and after gym
>>214552494Let me tell you how to spend your money:Go somewhere fucking cool like Laos or Nepal
overslept and now i have a headache
>>214552471Her being political is the only reason people pretend to believe it
>>214552632I already did 3 months in SEA, i’ll be back for retirement.
>>214552705Nevermind, you are basedWish I has that kind of money and time, but alas I have to settle for 3 week backpacking trips instead of 3 month ones
>>214552565I have never used a public shower
Door dash is the hardest blue collar job
>Letter from "Helen Keller" to Adolf Hitlerhttps://www.afb.org/HelenKellerArchive?a=d&d=A-HK02-B210-F03-001
>>214552844The older I get, the more I realise that Helen Keller was a hoax
Its kinda funny when people from your shithole town say they're actually from the nearby city, yain't fooling us boy
>>214552844>expecting me to click a virus linklmao. lol even.
>>214552776what makes it harder than uber eats, grubhub, postmates, etc?
how the fuck do you even get NEETbux, dont you have to be like a literal disabled retard to be accepted in the US
>>214552879I do that
Just got off the phone with koko the gorilla. She told me to tell you all not to trust the Amerimutt slandering her.
I miss Hitler
>>214552916Based anon defending his mom <3
>>214552166https://youtu.be/77R1Wp6Y_5Y?si=lLEK3D2V4RoHGqrE
>soft blanket gently brushes against your infected toe>worst pain you've felt in your life
>>214552916Koko did nothing wrong, it was her handlers that made shit up and used her as a pawn for publicity
>>214552916She talked to you beyond the grave?
>>214552960I know that feel. Had an infected ingrown toenail, felt like someone shoved a broken lightbulb into my foot. Had to get surgery to fix it.
where are the messsssicans?
>>214552900Lose your job (not fired). Its only good for lik 5 months though.
Hey there
>>214552960>>214553020Oof sorry bros, I had to have an ingrown toenail removed twice in the last year.Luckily I caught it before it became infected, but that surgery HURTS
how do i get a remote job in 2020+5?Are they still out there or was it just a fad? My laborer homie laughed at me when I asked him, but I think he's just seething because I have a degree.
Why so serious bababum hm hm hm hmhmhmhmhm bababum hm hm hm hmhmhmhmhm
>>214553044Mine was day surgery, the guy basically cut a trench into my foot and removed half my toenail and the nail bed. They froze it so I didn't feel it at the time, but I heard the crunching and grinding from his little machine and it's etched in my fucking brain 10 years later.
Should I go to the gym or just for another walk
>>214553101Dubs and you take a nap
>>214553082Just buy a Powerball ticket
>>214552918Brown hands
gambling is degenerate as fuck, might be the worst form of consooooming I can think of
>>214553172You won’t be saying that when I win big tonight and tomorrow
I'm about to I'm about toI'm about toI'm about to toast up a bagel and make a ham sandwich
You literally have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning 5 days in a row than you doing winning the lottery.
>>214553172>quit drinking>start buying lotto tickets and justify it by using the money saved that i would have spent drinking anyway>now i drink and buy lotto tickets all the time
>>214553363this is why probability is bullshit made up soft math. nobody has ever been struck by lightning five days in a row, tons of people have won the lottery
>>214553363# of people who got struck by lightning 5 days in a row last year: 0# of people who won the powerball last year: 1
>>214553424Truke
>>214553424I was struck by lightning 5 days in a row last year.
grok why did i shit my pants
>>214553505what am i looking at?
>>214553031My NEETBUX was like $31,000 it would have lasted me a good chunk. I literally only got to have like a month of it. I'm kind of pissed.
The right way to play the lottery is BUYING ONE SINGLE TICKET. Anyone who is buying hundreds is a literal fucking retard.
cant win if you dont play (rubs hands jewishly)
>>214553644**rubs your third arm**
if i won the lottery i would literally be happy
>>214553585ai
>>214553636This If you buy just one Powerball (don’t buy the mega, 5$ a ticket isn’t worth it) it’s just chump change for the slight chance of life changing money. I’d say it’s worth it
>>214553684as opposed to what? figuratively?
>>214553585darth maul
>trans girl deletes all porn off xer social mediaSorry, sir, it's still over all the porn sites. Many such cases.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBSpmoA8V78
Got the Bardo Pond on
my new gimmick idea is getting pegged by elegant lithe Chinese women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL8DVHuWI7Y&list=RDwL8DVHuWI7Y
Made one:>>214553797
>>214553738you're such a freak, jason
>>214553910there are many videos on youtube made on this topic btw
Tired of the trump enslavememt syndrome
>>214553930I'm not jason.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-09-05/canada-unexpectedly-sheds-65-500-jobs-jobless-rate-hits-7-1
You just know the next democrat will reverse all the tariffs.
Cocoa pebbles > Cocoa puffs.
Fruity pebbles>Fruit Loops
bro I was reading reddit and some nigga was talking about being in food therapy for 8 years because he's a picky eater LOL
>>214554186Jason used to talk about fantasizing about having a gf (female) who is the same height or taller than himand now he talks about wanting a man dressed as a woman sodomizing him
>>214554350just eat different foods like nigga just put the food in your mouth hahahaha
mom and grandma stopped shaving their legs that's why they never wear shorts or khakis
Phantasy Star > Final Fantasy
I was literally paid $1k a week not having to work, now I have to go back to work for fucking $2.5K bi-weekly most likely. This is so fucking gay. I just wanna retire from working early, it so fucking gay.
Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug
Thinking about getting nuggies from McD's tonight.
>>214554630imagine if you had daughters who threw nuggies at you
What's that cereal that's just little chocolate chip cookies? That's looks good
I’ll redeem myself in the eyes of my family by winning the powerball
>>214554819Cookie Crisp. I haven't seen it here thobeit.
i wish we had sword fighting fraternities like they do IN GERMANY
>>214554943Yeah I wish I could get cool dueling scars on my face too.
Growing up is realizing Hitler was kind of right
>>214554857They'll hate you even more, no matter how much you give them
>>214553728She's ran through
>tfws and lmia made it to mainstream newsit’s happening!
this person has 1 video with over 6 million views, and this is it?lololololololhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VNcOaIEgBQ
>>214551871same, same
>>214555083Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
salute your local pizza man, mine waited out in the rain to give me a hot fresh pizza GOD BLESS YOU SIR!
>>214555140This is profound
>>214554452that’s thor bjornson in the img
>>214554130I don't think so. Politicians don't like to reduce taxes. They'll only remove them if things go to shit because of them.
Draw a pepe from memory. No reference. Do it.
>>214555308are you mr. pendejo?
>>214555362Nope?
>>214555318
bf said I was very wife coded because I was looking through a big coupon book of cleaning supplies that was in the mail today
>>214555422why?
you are a hairy stinky man
>>214555435Impressive. Very nice. Now, lets’s see anon’s frog.
>>214555444Mirin drawing and trips
I'm like a bird
>>214555318>>214555699I like this one a lot
>>214555675Damn Nelli got THICC
smelly fartado
>>214555675*gulp*
>>214555675>I'm like a birdWhich one a fattened up christmas turkey?
Cum is full of talented artists
>>214555750>tracking pixels includedAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DRUMPFY IS COMING TO THE US OPEN
>>214555969I bet she sucks like a champ
>>214555444very round>>214555699bro looks a bit unsettled>>214555750how bro looks at me when I forget to say no homo
What teas are tasty/healthy? I'm gonna start drinking tea.I made hot water with salt to kill the white fungus on my tongue and it's kinda comfy to sip. I feel like an anime character.
I'm an up and /cum/mer
>>214555675would
>>214555969Why do people keep posting her?
>>214555675You only get to be this fatthicc is if you have like 4 kids. Otherwise it's embarrassing
>>214556221Feeders.
>OMG FOOTBALL SEASON IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!
>>214556247Sneeders.
don't yuck my yum
>>214556247Strange fetish
Would you rather live in:Chattanooga, TNWashington DCProvidence, RI
i'm outta snacks so i'm going to the grocery store. so far on my list i've got:* potato chips* plantain chips* pretzels* wasabi peaswhat else should i get.
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>>214556376i don’t know what happens in providence but the other two are negro zones so i’ll go there
Americans be like: would you live in Chootiwawa, Piel Rojo (home of the kkk) or the white part of San Juanitolicola Del Gutiérrez Hispañolarino, California?
>>214556176nice full lips for eating tendies
My mom actually literally told my gf to jack me off more when I went to pick up our food
>>214556221To show that USO is a classy slam
>>214556521Based mom. Give her a crown.
>>214556488xD
>>214556504true that
>>214556097gween tea :3
>>214556447Maybe try to get something healthy for once
>>214556477DC can be good if you're a millionaire in the nice parts of town, but I'd prefer to be in NoVA. Something like 6 of the top 10 wealthiest zip codes in the country are in the DC suburbs.
>>214556376Chattanooga. Kino geography
>>214556657that's what the plantain chips and wasabi peas are for.
>>214556648I just finished my hot water and now my tongue is red like normal and has no white on it.
>>214556376providence
test post do not sneed>>214556521nice what color her niples?
>>214556706My brain is so ruined, that even after I reread it, I still see "Platinum Chip".
>>214556521Yet she never jerked you off before you had a gf, hypocrite that she is.
>>214556908black teas are good for a caffeine hit and imo are the best-tastingherbal teas smell nice but have the least amount of content, no caffeine or much of anything, closest to "hot water"green/white teas are in the middle of the two. good for upset stomachs. they are probably the best default tea. costco sells them in bulk packets which is good for day-to-day drinking, but the good stuff only comes from asian countries.
I don't deserve these sexy gym girls, they're too sexy and delicious
>>214556935Bring me my Platinum Chip
>>214556935you're my platinum chip. so precious i'd never gamble your life away on a game of blackjack in a seedy underground casino run by the mob.
> smoke detector: *beep*
>>214557162N
>rags to riches self made billionaire>single handedly climbed to being one of the most powerful men in the pre-war world>founded and ran RobCo(named it after himself, deal with it)>invented the pipboys used by every protagonist>wrote the operating system on every terminal still operating since the great war>made protectrons>made sentry bots>made assaultrons>made eyebots>made stealth boys>made securitrons>made AN ARMY of securitrons>made Liberty Prime(with help from General Atomics)>nearly perfectly predicted when the bombs would drop>shot down most of the nukes>survived the great war and used his advanced life extending tech to keep himself alive>succeeded and became the longest living human in history(excluding mutant ghouls)>positioned himself to be one of the most powerful men in the post-war world>saves the courier and offers him/her the world as his right hand>will repave roads, lay pipe, build water purifiers, aqueducts, irrigation tech, air conditioners, automobiles, repair train tracks and freight trains, security robots and turrets and weapons to eradicate the raider and mutant menaces>will send robots to mine asteroids and find new planets for mankind to colonize>will perfect his life extension tech and cryo tech and robots so they can carry their near immortal masters, the future of humanity, away to clean worlds ready to give man a fresh start now that (((they))) and the communists are all dead
>>214557038I deserve a sexy gym girl with a horrible personality. I think that's a fair tradeoff.
>>214557379>sexy gym girl>horrible personalityas opposed to the quality women who wear leggings and thongs in public
>>214557312All for the cost of you being either a slave to him or living a chaotic drug filled tribal existence.I'd rather join Caesar and not live under the rule of a cyborg.
how do i get an email job?i have CS degree and have worked as a SWE for 3 years
>>214557025I think I'll try herbal teas then...
>>214557492in the near future email jobs won't exist because of AI
>>214556376I lived in Newport for a bit so I'll go with Providence.
>>214557492You have to perform a series of quests, each more harrowing than the last. On the completion of the last quest you will be granted an email job.
I can't believe Joe Rogan and my dad are the same age and act the fucking same.My dad is Joe rogan minus the DMT and working out. I don't fucking know.
>>214556488Is Chootiwawa where Wawa started
>>214557025herbal teas tend to be more flavorful than real tea depending on whats in them, I buy a big bag of christmas time tea from a local place that makes it every year in november/december, its filled with cinnamon, cloves and other christmasy flavors and I sip it throughout the winter >>214557803if you just buy raw spices and a strainer or sachets you can also make your herbal tea, you can find good combos online if you just look then tweak them to your taste
>>214557863Rogan is a faggot
Dumped ass.
>>214557863my dad is kind of a complete fucking clown world tier loser but its 100% my mom's fault and I think he's doing fine so I still hang out with him every now and then
>>214558021lol who the fuck makes videos like this
>>214558290"There's all these women making videos about guys checking them out. I'll show that it's a double standard."
>>214558021I caught a goblina checking out my penis area once (she caught me looking at her tits by accident previously) made me feel weird
>>214558337i suppose, though we don't know if they're looking at a bulge or maybe just a fun ninja turtles t-shirt or something
>>214557803i want to travel somewhere (a city) but i'm afraid of returning and feeling like i wasted my money because i have no reasons to go to a city
it's pretty racist that you've never been robbed by a black person before
I'm starting to entertain thoughts that I may be the wrong gender
Would you rather live in:Colorado Springs, COAustin, TXTampa, FLYou also have to consider the job markets.
>>214558627Tampa
should i start packing a giant salami in my pants and manspreading so women stare at my groin? seems like it might be a fun hobby.
fresh new 21 year old female cashier at the local UPS store. guess who just coincidentally has a bunch of packages to ship out now.
>>214558669Get a few rolls of Toonies.
>>214558290The British government unitonicallyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVGe5ty1Ad8
>>214558627Colorado Springs used to be good
>>214558627>>214558663I'd just be afraid of hurricanes, dunno if they're a problem there
>>214558565kek, good one
>>214558786they happen every year around this time. you might lose power for a week. if it scares you you can evacuate
there was a bit of my boyfriends cum still up my butt that i forgot about it and farted today at work and it was wet and i knew what it was and it was awkward
>>214558728you should tell her you have a bigger package but you can't hand it to her here
>>214558888jason is going to get an erection when he sees this post
>our journey to victory has begun >DEATH TO THE MPLA
>>214558909I don't think I can bring it in through the front. Might have to use the back door and a palletjack or a wagon to lift it off the ground.
Black ops 1 is better than black ops 2, I say this as a zoomer who played bo2 first
get blackout drunk tonight
say less gang
gonna watch the chargers game at a sports bar but the only women will be the hot bartenders
You ever fit a whole ballsack in your mouth
>>214558829Will you let me cuddle with you if I get scared?
Tried to watch the opening NFL last night but holy fuck it is so long and majority ads. When it isn't ads you have to listen to dumb football retards try to act like news broadcasters making fake conversation. I can only tolerate watching football during social situations or after Thanksgiving food trying to nap.
i should buy a fucking machine
>>214559268I feel bad for the players getting CTE
>>214559268there was a rain delayalso this was longer than most broadcasts because it's opening night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox4IRQVGsBU
Penny Loren - Soothing Mommy's Milky Tits Handjob
I deserve a 29-39 year old doting mommy gf.
>>214559268jason is a huge fan of watching male figure skaters
It's almost 9/11how do you remember it?
James Gandolfini didn't speak with that Jersey accent irl. My mind is blown.
>>214559468mind=blown
>it's a "brown pedophile spams about jason" episode
>>214559438saw it on tv
>>214559318This wasn't the first football game I have watched in my life lol. Just get reminded up if once a year and then I won't watch again until post season. I play fantasy now with old friends and I don't know anyone.
>>214559468He kinda did
Jason should just pull a Vito and claim the fag shit was just the blood pressure medication fucking with his head.
>>214559600Imagine him quitting after one day of work like Vito did
Can I lift your hair and kiss your neck?
Any earth rockers in?
>>214559630i’m bald
>>214559625kek
I have never done any "fag" shit. I'm half gay, not a faggot.
>>214559671Hi Jason do you like anime :)
>>214559648I was talking to the femanons
>>214559641only party rockers in the house tonight
>>214559641Reporting in
>>214559684Some
>>214559810Well why don't you come over and watch some anime with me. And after that, you can drink my milk.
Jason is still living in the closet. It makes him devious.
>>214559844Because you're probably a fag and not a cute femboy, so I have no interest in you.
>>214559884Erm you seem to be confused I'm the man here, you're the cute femboy
ZAMN this shit slaps https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Efvh8yVnJE
i haven't had good chickie nuggies in foreverbut maybe it's not the chickie nuggies that have changedmaybe it's me
I'd suck a femboy's dick, but not a masculine male. I'm not a faggot.
Can you get through airport security with poop in your pants
finna get used to headaches until my aneurysm explodes and i die
>>214559936It's all security theatre. IIRC the FBI tried many times to test the TSA and were successful 90% of the time
Did you guys bully lums bra off the general
>>214559936you won't make it past the shit scanners
>>214559936might take a min or two to crawl through the hole in their chest cavities but i don't see why not
I'm an ikemen. I'm attracted to girls and femboys.You're a faggot. Get GRIDS and die.
>>214559974nobody ever bullied him
>>214559974Hopefully
Favorite Mariah Carrey song?
>>214559973A magician tried sneaking increasingly large swords through TSA and ended up getting a scimitar onto a plane
if liking feminine males is not gay then liking masculine women is not straight
Remember Richard Dawkins threw a bitch fit and said bin laden won because TSA made him throw away some cheese he was trying to bring on the plane
>>214560100He was right
>>214560100he was right
>>214560100kek
>>214560005Ikemen? More like Ilikemen!
skewers suck
>>214560160Got his ass! Somebody check on Jason!!!
>>214560100he was right, we're still doing this shit nearly a quarter-century later and it has prevented precisely 0.0 deaths.
who up making dey /r/girldinner
>>214560138>>214560138>>214560138
>>214560278Why do women annoy me so much
>>214546424Google, how do i get my nuts sucked?https://voca.ro/1hDJYlbODIMI
>>214560291possibly because they’re annoying
>>214560118Left is ideal for both sexes.
thirdies are obsessed with breeding, they're like rabbits.
N
Who up gooning they shit
>>214560376I want you to breed me
>>214560376that's all they have
>>214560402aww nigga that's GAY.
>>214560376T. Porn addict
>>214560376Only the fourth world countries breed. We need to import more of their men...
Sodium free bouillon
>>214560376Thats why they got a future and your ass don't, think nature cares about your politics and quality of life, hell no it don't
>>214560457>if you're not obsessed with sex and cumming you must be addicted to pornAre you sure YOUR brain isn't fried by cooming? Pretty retarded take you've got there.
>>214560585You didn't call me a liar
>>214560376Woman tier post
>>214560550the future of thirdies rests directly on the survival of the west. without us, none of you could exist. >>214560595I said you're retarded. You might be lying or you might be retarded.
>>214560637So you're not a porn addict? Tell the truth
I make the new
>>214560670No I'm not.
>>214560671you're a tranny
New>>214560698
>>214560693You're really just gonna lie on the internet like that?
Nobody knows what the future holds, my friend.
Anyone here got a 20?
