GNOME’d edition Old: >>214546424
Do you read women’s romance?
Why does he keep posting the same edition
>>>/r9k/82410909
If you want jan to make a thread just said " i make the new one " work every single time brit bros
>>214560726Diddy got bitches and he became a serial faggot who raped Justin...
>>214560773>posted in the wrong thread
>>214560698Having mexican
>>214560773I haven’t posted all day I just went into the catalog and saw there was no new
>>214560729Prove that I'm lying
>>214560756https://youtu.be/SE1DwRUM_lg
This is now a brit thread
Thinking back to college when I had a professor name Constantine Mohammad
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>214560817The majority of men are porn addicts and this is the internet so statistics are in my favor
Guys, I want to have SEX with Jaiden animations
shartimius assimus
>>214560852Slavix codedNigga be like my name is Ivan Ahmedovic
>>214560813Your excuse brit bro ?
>>214560726I want to debate face to face and ask him what his purpose is
>>214560921Not a virgin
>>214560921Definitely a nafri
>>214560921>snowbunny tv>ai I genuinely despise the internet so much. I hope Tim Burners Lee gets cancer and dies
>>214560938>>214560941You are a brit https://youtube.com/watch?v=uWn61WreiMk
>Chinese people are coming in and Americans are leavinggood
>>214560988lexie status?
>be me>be in line at costco>young couple in front>witness pda>they're touchy feely and kissy
>>214560870Gambling with odds like a degenerate. I think you're the porn addict here. Prove you're not grabbing your dick right now.
>>214560726This is something the Brazilian neet would post
>>214561008pendejobad news for you
>>214561054I never denied
>>214560726literally me
I'm a hentai addict. I don't watch porn.
>>214561015Not walled brit brohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Vf9MoP-zCuY
>>214561112Brit bro where is you kid at ?
>>214561112>Pot calling the kettle blackHaha faggot I win.I am undefeated in the realm of internet arguments.
I feel genuine contempt for Tim Burners Lee
>>214561054No wonder this dude got shot, look at his big ass square head
>>214561146but Jason you have posted tranny porn on kc...
>>214561045>Checking out >Couple behind me>Putting things in my cart getting ready to leave but autistically>guy laughs at meNNNGHHH I should've swung
>>214561187>Pot calling the kettle blackThat's you, you're the one who said thirdies are obsessed with breeding. I said everyone is
>>2145612811) You're a brown pedophile 2) No I haven't
Post an image and I will say whether I’m a big fan of it or not
>>214561381
>>214561298Moving the goalposts now? That's peak cope. Stop embarrassing yourself lil bro.
>>214561406Big fan of this image
>>214561436>Moving the goalposts now?Projecting
It's funny when jason and goshcel attack each other
>>214561284i hate normies so much
Gnome's are scary nigga
>>214561474Not a big fan of this image
I ate three steaks but I don’t feel manlier
>>214561284>Putting things in my cart getting ready to leave but autisticallyHow do you do that autistically
Just witnessed a near hit car crash
>>214561508Did you grow a beard and then shampoo and wax it first? I think you need that to be a real man
>>214561490Why
>>214561497>>214561509Big fans of these images >>214561536Big fan of this image
>historically the two most common types of homosexuality were 1. a master and his slave 2. pederasty>basically non-consensual >jason used to romanticize ancient homosexuality, even using the term "boy;boys"
>>214561553I really dislike the lighting, and their makeup kind of looks gross
>>214561560
got some Arizona tea for the first time in probably close to a decadestill tastes great but I'd only go back to buying it regularly if they cut out the HFCS
>>214561560you took me on a roller coaster with that one LOLhere is another image you may like-Ted
>>>/r9k/82409184
>>214561604Not a big fan of those image >>214561621Big fan of this webm
there's also the fact that homosexual men are highly overrepresented among child molestersso actually jason is the real paedoi'm not a paedophile, that's something he made up. and he actually did post tranny porn on kc btw
My spy calls expired worthless award
>>214561629is that goshpedo?
>>214561660Not a big fan of this image >>214561663Big fan of this image
>>214561663Picasso dog
>sleep 4 hours for an early shift>boss asks me to stay late>get home too tired to do anything despite it not even being 3 pm yetit do be like that some of the time
There’s a restaurant in town that if you order through door dash, they put the drink in the fridge and the dasher has to ask for it. It’s a very good test of their literacy skills, if they actually look at the and see if there’s a drink ordered, and to actually have the brainpower to ask for the drink. So far 40% of drivers have failed this sapiency
I hate being alive but I would never, ever kill myself
this bird is a midwesterner
food delivery is for trogs
now when I die, die if I dieremember meballin', ballin'
If you killed every doordash driver, the average IQ of the world would increase
>>214561816Just kill your boss stupid niggerfaggot.
how do you even start doordashing? Last time I tried the app basically said "nope. Impossible. Unavailable. Nope."
>>214561914Looks like Midwesterner lol
>>214562007Your skin color is too light
>>214562007you got filtered man
>>214561972You stole my post
>>214561935What do you do for a living
For me it's mobb deep
>>214562010would you kiss him?
>>214562062>You stole my post
>>>/r9k/82411394
>>214562007car too old?
playing skate rn
Haha alright fine *bends over and spreads my ass* go ahead
>>214562100Cringe ass nigger
>>214562100>8 Not even half that in me lifetime
>>214562065EMS work, I only get door dash when I’m at work, and it’s not even that often. It’s not hard to read the online recipe say “oh the drink is missing, I better go ask about this”Literal mouth breathing retards
>>214562166EMSanon, did you watch Bring Out the Dead like I asked you to?
every guy needs a snowbunny pawg gf
>>214562100>any other fembots confirms what we’ve always known about /r9k/
browsing around the good old amazon lingerie reviews
>>214562166>EMSUseless niggerfaggot saving fentanyl homeless junkies and illegals. Dumb fuck.People with good genetics don't need EMS.
>>214561536Picture you can smell... it's not good but you can smell something.
>>214562229Very rapeable
>>214562097
>>214562229Tattoos? Not a problem.Look at her nails. Not ghetto nails. Not garishly painted. She's a quality woman.
i must confess i’ve been running a us army psyop on this general since 2019
I think that canadian got embarrased when I asked if he would kiss that midwesterner bird
>>214562204Honestly I forgot about it ngl
>>214562282Do you think Trump should buy Canada?
A BIG cat came to my backyard. Tremendous cat. He was friendly too.
>>214562328just the northern parts where nobody lives
>>214562332I need photographic evidence
When my drug addict uncles died, hardly anyone showed up to their funerals
>EMS>uselessThe older I get the more I realize that evil people are real and walk among us. Sometimes your heart is simply cold and dark and shriveled at birth.
>>214562229There's no way they don't know what they're doing when they post like "This is the perfect bra for my medically huge tits, here's 8 photos!"
>>214562395no shit genius
>>214562382>The older I get the more I realize that evil people are real and walk among us.Sometimes your heart is simply cold and dark and shriveled at birth.T. Vaxxed nigger
>>214562267
>>214562416Lovely figure
imagine telling someone back in the 90s men in dresses would have control of most online spaces on the internet also tranny janny hang yourself
>>214562316Watch it when you can. A question, are nurses really as insane as the memes make them out to be? What about doctors?
>>214562458Trannies existed in the 90s, zoomzoom.
>>214562458I remember the brief period around 2012 where you could still find women online and not have to make the assumption that it was a guy. Even if it was a guy, it was just a dude having a laugh trolling, not a mentally ill freak who genuinely wants you to think he's a woman
>>214562442she cute
There is literally nothing wrong with gentrification
>>214562458When did you get Scotpilled?
>>214562508>>214562508>>214562508
>>214562466RN’s tend to be chill, or they at least no they can’t act like hot shit yet. Nurses really can be hit or miss, I personally have only had mildly bitchy nurses, but I’ve heard stories from the other guys of terrible nurses. And I have seen some passive aggressive nurses when I wasn’t on patient care. I will say this though, that you really shouldn’t date a nurse if you have other options Doctors are also hit and miss, but the bad ones tend to be really bad. But luckily we don’t have too many bad ones here
>>214562519he didn't say they didn't exist, jason
>>214562625Big fan of this image
>>214562588No one cares you stupid nigger
>>214562648He asked the question thougheverbiet
>>214562673You're a useless nigger saving no one.
what does it mean to have a pain on the back of the neck when weight lifting, it always hits hardest on the first exercise and then it tapers off, it still hurting like a headache right now and today is leg day so i dont know if it's a muscle thing
>>214562702I mostly got the job cause it’s more fun and interesting than 9 to 5 shit You’re the one going on about saving people
>>214562588>I will say this though, that you really shouldn’t date a nurse if you have other options lol that's why asked. someone who's an RN or a nurse got introduced to me and I may go out with her. Also my crush is studying to be a doctor, so idk man>>214562648>>214562702I asked you dumb fucking cunt. kys
Isn't this a fucking dowry? How bad is it in America when every girl i've dated so far is up to their tits in fucking debt...
>>214562636
>>214562717That tummy hair..............
my bowels are backed up with thick mudlike feces
HOLY FUCK... TRUMP is gonna cause a fucking recession.
>>214562739A girl studying to be a doctor isn’t a red flag. Most female doctors don’t seem to be as neurotic as the nurses. But I’d say maybe give the RN girl a try, but be weary
>>214562747That's a fairly small amount of debt for an average woman I'd say?
jason wouldn't date a female nurse but would date a male nurse
>>214562777I side with jews against jeets. Any day of the week.
>>214562815lmao
>Started unironically using AI chat bot to romance fictional charactersIt's over for me bros.
>>214562830can we get your official hierarchy of races
>>214562739>>214562795Also just so you know, nurses have some of the highest infidelity rates of all professions, and they WILL be catty
>>214562830that is a horrible thing to say
>>214562859much better than wasting your time on real women as an average or ugly manhttps://youtu.be/Alp3kLya2m4
>>214562894 shut the fuck up rajesh
>>214562832Seriously though how long could that possibly take to pay off if she's making at least 100k
>>214562795>>214562889I really hope the RN chick isnt a slut but most nurses seem crazy. This nurse chick I knew would work a max security prison and would tell me how interesting it is. >A girl studying to be a doctor isn’t a red flag. Most female doctors don’t seem to be as neurotic as the nursesI think so, she seems pretty normal. I pray get with her soon
>>214562907ok rabbi
If Uncle Sam and Poppa Shmuel wanna trifle with the bolivarian republic then the sons of Chávez can and will hit 'em with the rifle! Plain as day!
There's no scraps in my scrapbook
>>214562859I've tried this but after like 20 minutes I start to recognize their speech patterns and it breaks the immersion.
All of indias problems could be solved by having a communist government similar to the one in china
>>214562588What do bad doctors do? Controlling and condescending I imagine.
>>214562916>This nurse chick I knew would work a max security prison and would tell me how interesting it is.Ngl this isn’t a good sign either, being around prisoners all the time fucks with your psyche in more ways than you’d think. Not trying to dissuade you from going out with her but just don’t be a shmuck
>>214562978Who gives a fuck about india's problems? >checks flagoh wait
>ok rabbi
I ain't tryna get no shot at no damn school
im indian
almost no one complains about Chinese people
>>214563046I believe you
Just spent 3 hours at a HC punk concert drinking beer. Half of it sounded like grindcore but obviously wasn't about chopping up bodies lyrically. Eh, it was worth the 5 euro fee.
>>2145627476 figs should get that paid off in no time
I promise it's alright
>>214563013Nah it's a different person I used to know. The current RN is thiccer than peanut butter
>>214563060>Just spent 3 hours at a HC punk concert drinking beer.pics
I meant show, concert is a pol-sci term in English
>>214563087well imagine a smallish dark hall full of zoomers...there it is!
>>214563003Essentially, some doctors think they are hot shit because they specialized in anus care.
>>214563114>imagineno, I want pics
>>214562962let me tell you a couple of three things
Going to a concert solo worth it?
so far none of the many spanish niggas i work with have been deported
>>214563142Only if you really like the band
sexy women with large breasts really speak to me in a deep and personal way
>>214563128>hot shit>Anus care
do NOT free his ass gang
I SWEAR TO GOD THIS CAN'T WAITONE MORE MINUTE ONE MORE DAYI FEEL THE GROUND SHAKING UNDERNEATH METHERE'S A LOT HERE AT STAKEIF YOU'RE HEARING WHAT I'M SAYING JUST NOD IF YOU UNDERSTAND ME
>>214563128>specialized in anus care
>>214563159It's Swans. Never been to their concert and Idk I'm kinda a weirdo
What place makes the best chicago-style glizz wellingtons?
>>214563142I went because it's a 10 minute walk and the only show I've been to this summer was this Slovenian southern rock outfit, and that's no sort of culture at all.
Gaped by the Bell
>>214563215I've seen Swans twice in Ljubljana, don't regret it...though I don't exactly adore them either
Billy Joel just died :(
>>214563163Actually women don't speak to you at all
>>214563163I wonder how women would feel if you could fully express that to them
>>214563272>It's real
>>214563272>it’s realdamn
>>214563272He's just some guy
>>214563312
amazon thinks i'm a woman browsing bras now, they don't know
pigged out on papa johns brownies but i dont care anymore since beach season is over
Of course everyone at the concert thought I was a random tourist and a redneck due to my page boy hair cut and the white in my beard, but I actually have a basic understanding of extreme guitar music, Ian Mackaye and Discord Records and Crass in this case.
>>214563345Stop giving away the secret knowledge
>>214563345Amazon knows every huezillian male is a potential tranny
>>214563367I think you'll still look good in a bikini with some thickness, spinny
I’ve fumbled so many women it’s actually impressive
>>214563388spinster doesnt post anymore
and I'm sorry, all you zoomers, but I've always tended towards page boy haircuts and untoward medievalisms
explain this like im retarded
>>214563429I killed her
Between Tr*mp, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky
>>214563429that's what spinster wants you to think
Take a guess how many bagel baloney sandwiches I had today
>>214563433Uhhhh God uses grace to work through, not around, your weaknesses?
didn't spinster give an addict permission to relapse because he had a bad day?
>>214563429we got married
>>214563433you're envious of other people due to your own failings and want to suceed where they did even though you're a loser
might just have a goon, really hope these gym neck pains stops eventually gaming right now is looking like a challenge
>>214560756YeahJane Austin
>>214563463No that was Daniel Powter
>>214563490dan?
>>214563463Yes she thought she was being nice like when she would tell trannies that they're hecking valid in spite of the fact she would probably never date one
>>214563463no that was anita hanjob
>>214563464How do my leftovers taste?
>>214563479did you just take a creepshot
>>214563508>when she would tell trannies that they're hecking valid spiny validated jason??
>>214563508spinster was anti tranny. she did give retarded life advice though she would always tell people about mental health and then spiral into a bipolar crash out every other day
havd you ever had one of those dreams where you know you are sleeping but you can't wake up?
>>214563557She definitely wasn't anti tranny unless she changed her opinion at some point I remember her crashing out really hard anytime someone criticized tattoos or was pro life
>>214563458>>214563474I took it as: you are naturally drawn to pursue what you believe will cover up your innate weakness(es).
>>214563561I have them a few times a year
>>214563549no that's from amazon pants review
>>214563569>a tranny with facial hair
>>214563577I'd go with that
Penis hard, no lie
>>214563595Many such cases
>>214563569>he got to meet cinnamorollit should have been me!
>>214561462Stay mad nigga, I pwned u.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFxperlyI1I
>>214562088Would I kiss a wild bird? No, they have diseases
why do some asians sweat so muchi'm thinking back to my school days here
>love is a disease
another job interview hopefully people don't hate me at this job. being a handsome man is like being an ugly women.
>>214563741isn't that a bon jovi song
>>214563783YOU GIVE /cum/ A BAD NAME
I don’t to fuckinhg work
>>214563743is that why people treat me like an ugly truecel autistic freak? is it because i’m too handsome?
not feeling the hype for RE9 when the last two games were forgettable
i piss on u bich
How it feels posting in /cum/
>>214563846that guy is based
>>214563844JOHNNY USED TO POST ON THE /cum/
>>214563860you ever jerk off to bbw porn?
>>214563875many times
My knees aren't what they used to be
I genuinely hate the internet
>>214563906You can just stop using it
>>214563906I genuinely hate you
>>214563919>ERM ACTUALLY NO I CANT BECAUSE [incoherent paper thin reasons]
>>214563906I like the INTERNET because I'm talking a lovely girl on voice chat from the Balkans thats born 2010 and I'm born on 2000
>>214563906But you like penis in your bum hole
>>214563981supremely indian post
Found one of his clients.
>>214563981Rajesh pls
I've never seen Eraserhead
>>214564051You should
>>214564051I've seen Eraserhead. I'd recommend it above Begotten but below Fellini Satyricon, if that helps
palestine whatever happened there
>>214563826I just want to bang on the drum
>>214563608https://files.catbox.moe/0w06bh.webm
>this movie is so depressing bro>you gotta see it
Two fags one cunt.
>>214564051it's horrendous, you probably won't enjoy it. disturbing and edgy for no good reason.
Time for Sinner
hellooooooooooooo
>>214564144Hey barbie
>>214564097
>>214564118it's not really that disturbingmaybe when it came out
>>214564150hows it going?
>>214564160Pretty good. I went to for a lindywalk
>>214564156It's typical David Lynch weird for the sake of weird shit. I actually hate it ngl.
>>214564178did you have fun?
>>214562859Update: I coomed to an AI chat. I don't feel great about it, but I usually feel way worse when I jerk it to porn so I guess it's an improvement mentally.
what the FUCK is a lindywalk
waiting to get the beer that I hid in the fridgeno one must know my secret
>>214564097WHAT HAPPENED THERE? WHAT HAPPENED THERE? ILL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED THERE. THIS PIECE OF SHIT PUT 6 WAVES OF JEWISH MIGRATION INTO THE LAND.
>>214564203Yes. How about you?>>214564227>"Lindy walk" refers to a type of stroll, popularized by technologist and writer Paul Skallas, that involves no set destination and random turns to stimulate the mind, drawing inspiration from the Lindy effect for promoting mental exploration through walking. The term has become more widely known through The New York Times and is also the title of a song by Banks Daniels. Thanks chatgpt
>>214564214why so you feel bad about using porn to jerk off?I basically stopped using it but that’s just because I mentalfap now
>>214564232If you're an Asian who has no enzymes to process alco (1:5 chance in Canada) then DON'T DO IT!
>>214564232Your dad drank it with his dinner
>>214564097That fuckin animal Netanyahu
>>214564255I'd be worried about going for a Lindy Walk in urban settings, they might think you're a pedophile looking for kids to steal.
>>214564270I’m not but I’ll pass that on to every 5th person I see, good tip.
>>214564266I think jerking off to other people having sex just feels pathetic and cuckholdy. AI is pathetic as well, but at least it's not real.
I've never self inserted during sex, I've always felt like just looking at the woman is good enough
>>214564308you probably live in that one shitass suburb of Toronnah that is not full of jeets and changs...good for you, pal!
>>214564097jesus christ carmine
Why do they call themselves the young turks?
>>214564350I meant to say while watching porn, not during sex
>>214564366cause of the Rod Stewart song, it's an invention of the Rodsterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEW5XLnQRx8
>>214564365You know it's common knowledge the guy's retarded
>>214564411
what do canadian bois smell like?
>>214564420maple syrup
>>214564297forget about zelinsky
I'm about to rake the greatest thread in the history of threads. Just watch.
>>214562747>and inflation doesn’t help Actually inflation is the only thing that improves her debt.
>>214566022
