Maxwell the cat edition
think I'll do another CK2 campaign againyeah I think it'll be a merchant republic againand it'll be in socotraagain
breadfruit is fucking crazy, you can get like 400 fruits per year from a single tree and you can make flour out of it and store it for a long time, like 3 or 4 trees and you literally have infinite food for ever, of course you still need more stuff for a complete diet but in terms of energy that's all you need
>>214564411meanwhile, in mexico
im sheepy
>>214564411his name is kevin
>>214564438I had several thousands of hours in CK2 and I am NOT going back. Of course I also played CK1. EU5 is my lady!
>>214564441ive read this post before
I hate working IT help desk so much bros
Welcome to tijuana texilo sexo marihuana
need thisduck my incel life
>>214564441Which is kind of insane
>>214564510did it improve your social skills
some more rain
>>214564510Stop talking to me like I'm an idiot. I already tried that 3 times.
I've had a bpd girlfriend and it was miserable. She would come home from work happy to see me, then 2 hours later be a complete bitch for no reason. Then another hour later be depressed.
Example “Complete, Storable, No-Energy Diet”Carbs: sweet potatoes + maize (stored dry) + chestnuts/breadfruit flour.Protein: beans + peanuts + moringa.Fats: peanuts OR sunflower + 1 tree nut/oil tree (walnut/olive/avocado).Micronutrients: kale/cabbage (fermented/dried), citrus (scurvy protection).Storage crops: pumpkin/squash, dried fruit (figs, bananas).Bonus: small chicken flock for eggs = guaranteed protein/fat daily.This diet: Balanced macros (carbs/protein/fat) Storability (dried beans, grains, flour, nuts, cured roots) Climate-flexible (swap crops depending on region) Low-energy (drying, fermenting, root cellaring)
>>214564592all women have BPD
>mfw a sexhaver complains
>>214564589where are you? kansas city?
>>214564631NTA but trust me, it's better to be alone than with a BPD bitch
do women actually like when you talk about random pointless shit
Im going to be moving to Austin Texas at the beginning of next yearSomeone give me a quick rundown on what i can expect
>>214564707women love to talk about themselves
>>214564707are you tall and rich and handsome?
>>214564591>Did you restart the computer>Yes and that didn't fix the issue>Okay well for documentation I need you to do it again while on the phone>Does it again, fixes the issuePeople are so fucking retarded its unreal. I've had so many issues fixed by just searching the error on Google, word for word, then clicking the first result.
>>214564707YesThey do it all the timeBesides, if you love someone, then you love hearing them talk about anything
I'ma do y'all general chicken wit rice
>>214564707yes they get wet when you talk about wh40k lore or whatever fucking nerdy shit you like
thinking of penis
old simp got stabbed for letting a homeless woman sleep in his apartment. happens iyc?
>>214564510I require your assistance, grand wizard.
>>214564754I'm thinking of women thighs and buttcheeks
>>214564754ghey
>>214564772how about messsican thighs and messsican bummy cheeks?
>>214564771What
>>214564754we know, jason
>>214564797Biological women only
>>214564754thinkin' of rootin tootin n shootin in west texis!
>>214564781FOR YOU!
Haven't eaten since I woke up. Just ate two hard-boiled eggs out of the fridge and now I'm going to sleep.
>>214564817https://youtu.be/cRpJqJqgMkc?si=-uh0NR5AmgydtjeT
>>214564813how about goshpedo's thighs >>214564801 ? he has been on hrt since years
>>214564800ran out of lube
>>214564713Texans are very proud of how small everything in Texas is. Make sure to tell them you appreciate their minuscule sized everything.
just did a wrestle
>being able to rest your head on hers comfortablywhat makes this combo so kvno
>>214564781what do you smell like and what do polish bois in general smell like?
>>214564821cia ghey?im already on the list so u can keep going xd
>>214564850>jason the tranny accusing others of being tranny like him
Just poured vodka on my penis head
>>214564713everything in austin is overpriced these days, and you have to fight through some of the worst traffic in north america for the privilege. there's pretty much no reason to go there these days unless you work in government or for the university.
>>214564927so ive heard you go by she/her nowadays. is that true?
>>214564934by accident?
>>214564934DId it burn?
i should start a cult
had a lay down goon and my neck is a bit better, might play path of exile 2 hardcore solo self found
>>214564887I would love to help, however as you are not a current client I will need to direct you to our billing department, who will approve of a payment method. Once approved, we'll set you up with a managed services engineer who can assist. Hourly rates typically fall within the $300-$400 range, however more complex issues requiring multiple engineers outside business hours can reach the thousands.
>>214564921when i stay at home i dont give a fuckbut when i go out i always shower, trim my beard, super clean mode on and i smell fucking good but i prefer natural. no deodorants or some shit.im in to pussy vaginas, but i would let trans chick to suck my cock
accidentally deleted my match how do I rewind
>>214565003
>>214565003I would join a cult
Would you go to a gem and mineral show?Where you can look at and buy fancy looking rocks
>>214565070i would but i dont have the money to buy them
have you heard of this band called pink floyd
>>214565051do you consider O9A a cult? because jason is a devout member
Playing VTMB again
Wsup my north american frenshow you ddoing
whip up and name for my huntress
>>214564936That's not true Austin has some of the best housing prices for a city of that size in the country
>>214565130I played the most shameful ventrue build ever...and I got through the downtown garage sublevels but slaughtering all those Koreans WITH A FIREMAN'S AXE while souls-rolling! I quit before the end of the game, of course
>>214564916You know Austin is filled with Democrats right
by*I swear, this 'always get one word in English wrong when drunk' tick is my Slavic essence rebelling against my immersion in English
Watching Destiny!
alcohol is such a cringe addiction
Lol so this is the new superpowerhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OEg7bpfZN0s&t=839s
aw alex trebek died
>Beautiful landscape treated like a cheap strip mall.reddit
Deport all immigrants.
Beers acquired from the fridge when momberg went to the bathroom.I mindgamed her and offered to make tea on the offchance that she would get up to pee.
>>214565253It's not cringe, it's pretty severe. Lot of alcoholics in my cunt.
>>214565253IT'S NOT AN ADDICTION, DOG DURNIT!
most women are actually pretty friendly
BIRDS ON MY TIMELINE CALL IT TWITTER
>>214565301Especially girls born in 2009
>>214565293what an extremely embarrassing thing to postare you like 15
>>21456517510 years ago i would have agreed with you. in current year that is absolutely not the case, doubly so when you consider texas property taxes.
>>214565301trvke actually
>people born in 2009 are 18 nowwhat the fuck
>>214565329Listen buddy, I agree with you, but also, fuck you.I take my victories where I can at this point.
>>214565329he's 37
Smut is better than porn
50 years ago we'd have you hanging upside down with a fork in your ass
>>214565342are you retarded
>>214565283>Mexico Strikes Back at China, Imposes High Tariffs, Sends Police to Raid Chinese Wholesale MarketsWhy is Mexico bullying China?https://youtu.be/a1-GOfIKYKQ?si=OyuOJY7Xh64AqwMc
>>214565363idk what the diffy is
>>214565298Is this Slovenian music anon?
literally what is the point
>>214565387shouldn't she be in the circus with a beard like that?
>>214565370no good comedian would EVER say that, that is not a joke, and I'm not even woke
>>214565377idk but personally i am totally against it
>>214565387Porn is videos/pictures, smut is text
I've been trying to live a life that isn't for me because I forgot that I'm an omega male
>>214565415what is that and is it better than alpha
you'll probably never visit australia
Porn production and distribution is illegal in Bulgaria but that doesn't apply to Chaturbate and OF for some reason.
im an omicron male
>>214565409nafta is a scamit aint even mexicans producing most of them products that come from mexicochinese companies just either send their goods through mexico or set up shop in mexico
>>214565415Being an omega male is amazing.Its like being a feminist but you also every single fucking immigrant.
>>214565461https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLMw9SPcFBI
>>214565463>Chaturbate and OF for some reason.They pay off the Bulgarian government.
>>214565130Nigger, you were playing it yesterday
>>214565461I already live in a desert shithole, why would I visit another desert shithole
>>214565363i quite enjoyed literotica dot org when i was in my teenage years as a replacement for actual porn. eventually though it just became flooded low-effort hack writers who would be like:> johnny met sally, sally was like "oh johnny you're so big and strong" and then they did the sexothere was no build up, no magic, the art was gone, its beauty withered.
why isn't Australia made fun of like Canada is
cant we fast forward a couple decades and i can laugh at the ccp while their suicidal one child policy completely backfires on them america doesnt even need to do anything they shot themselves in the footthey already peaked economically and over the next few years theyre gonna peak militarily and then itll all be downhill for chyna and the ccp kek
Is $80 for an hour long piano lesson worth it?
>>214565509No, the posts yesterday inspired me to play it again but I didn't have time until today.
>>214565518Too far away for most countries. We're not going to make fun of our sibling country.
>How it feels to be an alpha male talking to a stone cold incel male (rarest type)
It's beer time.
>>214565527my uncle can teach you how to play smoke on the water for a 6 pack
>>214565518Canada is built on an Indian burial groundWe’re haunted bro
>>214565548Vague
>>214565540they shpuld be, they're literally a Canada clone
>>214565518australia is on the other side of the worldcankek is right to the north and theyre always saying something stupid so it's easy to (deservedly) laugh at most i hear from australia is the occasional sky news segment
>>214565552I paid a Ukrainian $45 on the intarwebs to splice a song and translate it into a sheet music for the piano. Now I has to learn how to read it.
>>214565495Nah, there's probably some distinction in the law which is archaic most likely. A girl I knew in highschool was doing chaturbate lol>>214565527You can probably find good youtube lessons for free.
>>214565528MalkavianChads rise up.
>>214565571what was she like back in high school
>>214565553>Canada is built on an Indian burial groundThey've found no graves, but the entire world is a graveyard.
Remember when you could just have an account on a website without being threatened into giving more and more information
>>214565461i was legitimately considering it earlier this year, and was trying to figure out the logistics of a trip. the issue with visiting australia is that it's just too damn big and all of the notable spots are 1000 miles from each other.you could maybe see the highlights in 3 weeks, otherwise it's not worth the 16+ hour flight. i would eventually like to see the great barrier reef before chuds destroy it.
>>214565571>Nah, there's probably some distinction in the law which is archaic most likely. They are paying off the government, stupid fuck.
My power is out because of these storms. Should I: a.) Drink alcohol and read science fiction by candlelight b.) Go for a night drive
>>214565582I'm more of a Tremere guy myself. Can't beat the edgekino of making people explode or puke blood.
>>214565606Discord still does that.
>>214565613you should've had an electric guitar and a mustang micro amp so that you can rock in darkness
>>214565527how much music experience do you have? if you've never played an instrument, it might be worth it just for the basics. if you already know some theory like scales, major/minor chords, etc and it's just a the technique of playing, then i wouldn't say it's worth it. only way to improve there (at the beginning) is just to start practicing.
>>214565613Listen to a science fiction audiobook while out for a night drive (assuming it's safe re the storm). What part of Canada are you in where it's storming anyways? It's a gorgeous evening in Vancouver.
nafta [x]usmca [x]cafta (chinese american free trade agreement) [o]much more accurate of a name
>>214565613Drink alcohol and go for a night drive
>>214565612The rivers are flowing backwards, first-worlders are lecturing third-worlders about their countries
i live in the most dangerous city in Canada
Good morningHow do i achieve faster workflow when it's time to focus doing projects
>>214565606Remember when you could just use a website without an account?
What the fuck do we even pay jannies for?
>>214565606spotify keeps demanding my address for whatever fucking reason and I keep ignoring every time they give me a notification saying how important it is to provide it to them
>>214565586Very charming, actually had good grades, very nice girl surprisingly. She had a boyfriend in the last year of highschool and I think they are still together, might be married even.
>>214565630Springsteen-coded post
>>214565640I used her to teach me how to play music from the final fantasy soundtrack and she was good. taught me that shit in a day so I guess she's better than average. Costed $80 though. juliard grad or something
>>214565613> night drive> in the middle of a stormare you retarded
>>214565104he's my favorite artist
crazy how nature make dat
>>214565650Kelowna?
>>214565650Winnipeg or did one of the jeettowns get worse?
>>214565650Which is?B.C?Ontario?
>>214565677>>214565680Peg
>>214565661bulgaria seems like a nice place to live tbqh
Walked in on my cat taking a shit
>>214565648>The rivers are flowing backwardsthis has been going on for like a centurythe chicago river flows away from its sourceno need to change nothing biiitch
>>214565657Imagine crying to the jannies. I bet you reported those threads too, faggot.
>>214565657there standards for banning/warning for post quality have fallen off a cliff ever since the sharty hackthey don't want to kick another hornet nest
>>214565676the Arabs are an ingenious and charming people yet utterly cruel and unforgiving>t. had an Arab friend
>>214565688generic former commieblock countrywould be completely irrelevant if it werent in the eu getting hard carried by the more important countries
>>214565613big fan of this pictures
>>214565688It depends but yes, the crime is low, taxes are 10% although there's a 20% VAT if you order something from the internet. But in overall I love my country, I wouldn't live anywhere else maybe with the exception of Greece and The Netherlands.
the google AI is actually pretty good
>>214565701AI picture?
>>214565728i would live in Hong Kong
>>214565641Onterrible >>214565644Considered this but there will be plenty of police driving about.>>214565672I have AWD and a first aid kit.>>214565630I have an acoustic guitar but don't remember how to play it.
>>214565717>ingenioushahahahahahahaarabs are a lot of things and ingenious is certainly not one of themthey would rather build a dubai than actually create anything worthwhile themselves
>>214565738I hate that it takes up half the screen when I try searching something on mobile
>>214565747No, just some cosplay whore. She took other photos.
>>214565762ive been mostly just asking chatgpt instead of using search engineswhen i go to a website i go to my bookmarks
guys you know how like in the countryside you have equestrian princesses, I call them horse girls. But there's equally good looking nympho sluts with a princess syndrome at the music program in my local uni.thanks for reading my blog.
>>214565779Does she post her tits?
>>214565613it's A for mebonus if you have a crank/battery radio to listen to while you read
I don't know how I made it to 25 years old.Made $120,000 CAD from 18 to 24.Didn't save a dollar.Born on the year 2000.
>>214565753I have no idea what's going on there. But it's probably a nice modern city. I think asians are too robotic for my taste but I might be wrong. I would like to visit Mexico, that's more my vibe but I'm scared a little bit, a friend of mine went there and someone pulled a gun on him.
I'm gonna do it
>>214565676love that one in Civ V+1 trade routes is huge
if you took 100 redditors to a stranded island it would turn into a bustling metropolis, 100 4channers and it would be a wasteland
>>214565761well it was their call to build a giant 'russian prostitutes on stanby to shit on your chest 24/7/365' honeytrap, no one so much as suggested to them to make that happen
>>214565807Don't they tax the hell out of you. I would literally go crazy if they took 30-35% of my money. If this happens here there would be riots.
>>214565813Mexico is a shithole.Why do you think trump wants to buy Canada and turn it into the 51st state?He doesn't give 2 shits about mexico, retard.
posted these earlier, not sure if you noticed
five foot eight fat thighs with a four by four hose
greek bitch at work has an ass like you wouldn’t believe but her face is a disaster. internationally speaking
I don't know how I made it to 25 years old.Made $120,000 CAD from 18 to 24.Didn't save a dollar.Born on the year 2000.I'm jobless.I'm unemployed.I don't give a fuck.
214565851die vile creature
>>214565837It really depends from which subreddits. Also it depends from which boards. If it's on random I think I would bet on the 4channers to do better.
five foot three and an attitude
>>214565874Liberal faggot jeet on a work permit.
female and ok with me going non-verbal
>>214565870Greek girls have insane asses. They are also crazy in the head - screaming in the streets and fighting type shit, next day they say how much they love you as if nothing happened.When they are pretty they are insanely hot with those asses.
>>214565792She has a fansly but its locked and nobody posted it on coomer. Might be nudes but could also be all covered like the previews.Name is Alice Delish
>>214565841okay theyre ingenious about figuring out ways for them to not have to put in the work saudi arabia spent 80 billion dollars on their army and practically has very little domestic arms industry cause they just buy it all abroad in contrast to literally every single other that spends that much on their army>>214565845more like 40-50%
214565892you always post the same way and it's always terrible
>>214565907Thanks, fren.
hey now that's not a very nice thing to say
>>214565851I didn't mention Trump?! I'm just talking about having a good time on a vacation.
>>214565893damn i had a feeling the cankeks werent sending their best in this thread but the stoop so low as wamen... lolmaybe that explains their behavior
>>214565870Every Greek woman I've known has had extremely wide hips
>>214565914I guess I wasn't wrong.When are you going back to India?
>>214565845but it's easier to convince the public that a brand is "Luxury" if it originated from France. even if the vodka is actually made better at your place
>>214565910>more like 40-50%that's literally rape, in fact it's worse than rape
>>214565852Is he okay
>>214565813>asians are too robotic huge fan of that, personallyi have aspergers and i am not a social person at all also btwalso i love hong kong cityscape and their micro apartments (i want to live in one)
>>214565926You have been visited by schizojeet. Pray he does not reply further (he will).
heard you took an L, damn
one of my nipple hairs keeps getting snagged on my shirt. this has literally never been a problem before today.
>>214565907pretty sure that's the name of a pornstar
>>214565904Brb booking a ticket to live my myth in HELLAS
>>214565851India isn't a shithole?
>>214565932YES>>214565939All of those brands are made in china for pennies on the dollar, luxury brands are such a scam
>>214565944He was deleted mere minutes ago, sadly.
Let’s keep it real because I’m keepin’ it real
>>214565942cankeks and europoors will ardently defend this shit and love being the whores of the government
>>214565947This jeet is so scared trump buying Canada and deporting all the PR's and work permit faggots.Keep trembling with fear.
Whatever happened to this guy?
>>214565964India is a shithole just like Mexico.MAGA.
>>214565990died of nerve gas
>>214565945Interesting, that's why I think Mexico would be fun because everyone is so social. Would love to dance with some latingas while doing bumps and drinking coronas. >>214565962Do it, Greece is wonderful.
I believe there exists a phenomenon where totally mentally healthy people (or otherwise, even) experience an acute mania wherein they have the overwhelming, spontaneous urge to end their own life. Why I cannot say, other than some vague sense of lemming-like behaviour in human beings that I intuitively know is there. In the case of some individuals they just snap when they're alone and off themselves.
>>214566003>Do it, Greece is wonderful.Yeah this guy is a CIA agent.
>>214565837doubtful100 redditors would be mostly women
>>214566008All jeets need to kill themselves.
>>214565980The only countries that do it right with these kinds of taxes are scandinavian because they really put their money where it's intended. But yeah most of them are getting fucked in the ass hard no lube fr fr.
Funny that Schizojeet’s only recourse to the constant jeet discourse is to accuse others of being jeets
>>214566008i don't think i've ever experienced this. the closest was the "call of the void" one time at an airport where i thought "what if i jump off this 50+ foot balcony" but i think that's just a normal intrusive thought. i've never had the urge to actually hurt myself.
>>214566044T. Jeet that doesn't want trump to buy Canada
>>214566044He calls everyone Brian
I'm only antivaxx because I think unvaccinated people kill more old peopleif I was convinced the vaccines killed people I'd be provaxx.
>>214566039glowieim not stupid enough to fall for the scandanavian propaganda gotta be more clever to make me for for that shit
My cousin's wife is from Mexico.
>>214566003millions of tourists come to mexico every year, and for 99% of them they aren't victim of a violent crimeyour friend was just unlucky bald and bankrupt came here and he didn't have any complains about crime
>>214566047Butthew
>>214566055imagine a threesome with brian, schizojeet and goshpedo
>>214566046I'm referring moreso to instances where someone is found dead at their own hand when they had been observed to be a totally happy and healthy person in life. I guess it can happen in public too but I moreso had an unseen thing in mind.
>>214566063Spicy Texas-Latinx Culo…
>>214566047I generally agree with this but ATM he's obviously here
>>214566058Yeah, I knew that faggot was a glownigger.There's like 3 to 4 glowniggers here trying to groom anons with their psychological warfare bullshit.That's why /pol/ is better, you can see different glownigger agencies fight with each other in real time.
>>214566066that's cause it depends where you aresome provinces are marked (according to the us travel advisories) as bad as afghanistan and some places are just exercise normal caution this is a common characteristic of third world cunts
Brian and Schizojeet…Sitting in a tree…K I S S I N G…
>>214566066>millions of tourists come to mexico every year, and for 99% of them they aren't victim of a violent crimeBullshit lie.Trump knows mexico is a shithole.
>>214566058>glowie lmao even, scandinavian countries are more capitalist and have less regulations that american, they are just small. But ok whatever. I'm just saying if you have to pay above 30% tax at least you get some of your moneys worth there although I still think it's rape. Taxes should be max 15% and something special must be given for that taxation, everything should be pristine. >>214566066Interesting..might think about it, is it easy to buy coke? Will they beat me up for chatting up the ladies?
>>214566106kek
Fun fact: In just the month of January alone, there were over 30 bombings in sweden. They literally averaged more than a bombing a day
>>214566095
>>214566106This jeet is a homosexual as well.
>That's why /pol/ is betterdon't let us keep you...
>>214566095he's also full of it with the wamen propagandano wonder he wants a gynocracy like sweden
Is it true that Brian is planning to chain up Schizojeet in his basement and turn him into his sex slave after the next /cum/ meetup?
If I lose a bunch of weight and get swole will my dick get bigger? Or am I cursed with a 4 incher no matter what I do? Or has porn simply rotted my brain? I'm a virgin bt w.
>>214566127Really? Muslims?
>>214566130
You can't spell I gave up without I gay
>>214566147Glownigger homosexual jeet below you
Chuckholm, Sneeden
too many leafs shitting up my /cum/. i will be going away for a few hours while you sort yourself out.
the plan>fraudulently import non-csa approved solar panels>put them in my back yard>get the power for way cheaper than anyone else>sell my electricity back to the grid?
>>214566163Swedes. They are are at over 100 this year at this point
>>214566160EVERY SINGLE friend I've had who tried jelqing got EDyou have been warned
>>214566175Its just one jeet calling people schizojeet. And he hops on an american VPN and talks about Brian.
>>214566177I don’t think Jeff Davis will be very happy if you don’t get a CSA-approved model
Space is fake NASA lies we do not live on a spinning ball
>>214566184They are bombing what? I didn't know about that.
>>214566187Actually /cum/ doesn’t even exist and you’re chatting with the 4chan AI. You’re in a coma and /cum/ doesn’t even exist. You’re dead and you’re in hell.
>>214566194I don't believe you
>>214566186I wasn't referring to jelqing at all, I more meant if I lose a bunch of weight then maybe my dick will be bigger cause its root will be more visible. Like less fat = longer/bigger dick. This is a theory I've been aware of since fuckin high school but I've always been incredulous.
cankeks have pent up impotent rage so they congregate in large numbers on /cum/
>>214566211When is work permit gonna expire or PR or whatever?
>>214566173We Don't Go To Brampton
>>214566160Stop watching porn and lose weight definitely.>>214566186wtf is jelqing.
>>214566221It’s just Schizojeet spamming
>>214566208Allah
any sister havers here? i`ve been looking for a brother in law
>>214566239this lesbian here can be your sister in law --> >>214566226
>>214566239bhenchod
>>214566221impotent rage is /cum/ culture libtard
>>214566239If I had a sister I would be normalGetting a head-start on female interaction would unironically have saved me
Four baloney bagel sandwiches down the gullet
>>214566248what did I do?
>>214566233T. Jeet
Is Bulgaria poster really a girl??? 8^O
>>214566263i’m here to tell you right now no it would not have
>>214566263same
>>214566268fat fuck
>>214566270you cant fool me gynocrat ive seen through you
begone vile creature
>>214566239My sister has a Brazilian friend actually
>>214566274Its a 38 year old CIA Jeet.
>>214566254How about impotent rape
>>214566225>people in Slovenia now know about the jeet infested shithole that is Bramptonstill makes me kek
>>214566194spin on deez balls lmao gottem
You hear about that radioactive shrimp
>>214566293T. Jeet on a work permit
>>214566297How about a shirt that says>CIA: Cunt Inspection Agency
>>214566254>impotent rage is /cum/ culture libtardno wonder theyre called cuckservatives kek
jeet jeet jeet
makes me kek
New>>214566318>>214566318>>214566318
jeet thread
>>214566332Too early and likely to get deleted by the janny: NOT THE ONE
>>214566359T. Jeet
REAL new>>214566361>>214566361>>214566361
>>214566292lmao
Im a girl gayindian rapingllamas
