A Vision for a Homogenous Britain edition
yes yes put the pakistani woman in charge of immigration and borders yes good move
Sir new thread
Kill Yanks Subedish
>>214549973we're all in herehttps://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/214546361#bottom
The worst is when Scottish people type in their accent
>>214550168Git ti fok u knobedSome of your lads do it too, tbf
cant even enjoy Friday nights i'm always so knackered
utopia would be the entire world as amish people
>>214550168not an accenttae is a word
>>214550265carpentry is nice but so is plumbing and electricity
>>214550168I think it's endearing so long as it isn't too preformative
Want to go to the gym but I keep getting distracted by all the sexy women in skin tight leggings
>>214550265Yeah and then the aliens shit all over us
>preformative
>>214548672should always shave first when going down on a lass, unless she has a thick patch herself in which case she will probably not feel it
anyone ever shagged/gone out with a tiktok slag?, are they as unsufferable to be around in person as their persona would suggest?
fucking hate batarians
See me with a labubu I might say hisee me with a matcha I’m a talkative guy
This is the thread
rorke posting fantasies as we just get a POC home secretary and a muslim bankrolls his far right option
/fr/ stop slagging us off!!!!
uh ohmelty
feeling cute might delete later x
still alive but im barely breathing
dont know what vidya to waste my weekend with
>>214551935Alri Maddy
Gold Roast Morrisons own brad coffee is GRIM
/brit/: Mousey/fr/: MissingNo
CHRISTMAS IS THE GREATEST TIME OF YEARBUT TO ENJOY IT MOST, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF BED
>>214550121smashSmash.SMASH!SMASH!H!!I would FUCCK this woman!I would have sex with her vaginea!!!!
Ann Widdecombe chastity arse
>>214551947Honestly is there even any alternative for an effeminate looking man in 2k25 other than trooning out?
eating atoms
>>214551969don’t bloody think sharia allows it
>>214550494went on a few dates with a girl who did tiktok but she wasnt famous or anything. she would do all these dumb videos in public as if anybody cared what she was doing.maybe its because i'm a bit older but I don't get it at all
Alan Carr sex arse
Sir Kier Stramer
>>214551935GASPINGDYINGBUT SOMEHOW STILL ALIVETHIS IS THE LAST STANDOF ALL I AM
>>214551918Sorry, Anon, it's obvious.
MissingNo always scared me when I was a kid.
how far on this scale outside normal have you reached?
>>214552002Thought of the same song lol
>>214552002look everyone he knows some lyrics
harold shipman sex arse
mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong mong bog gay porn
rorke is the girl of my dreams
got called a middling intellectual at the scunthorpe mensa meeting lads
Might buy some veet and womens knickers/tights to wank off in tonight.
/brit/: spainpaedo/fr/: ziedy/cum/: ssm
>look everyone he knows some lyrics
>>214552060don't mention mensa around diego, he will start seething
>>214552060You can't spell Scunthorpe without cunt
Was sick loads and loads of blood once but didn't want to go to the hospital so just ignored it and I was fineAlso pised blood for like a year and then it jus tstopped
>>214552023and how exactly is 7 and 11 considered abnormal? woke nonsense
>>214552023I’ve run that whole gauntlet in my time
>>214552006I'm a biological woman.
Now he's seething (at himself) that he made a lyricpost
want chocolate milk
Should be illegal to dress like this in public.
>>214552075LMFAOOOO ACTUALLY ANGRY
Had a good poop today
>>214552118great now i have to masturwank
>>214552023regular abnormal shitter meringpiece feels swollen, kind of like a mild bee sting, and every time I shit it feels like there's a spicy tingling like I've just eaten a hot curry (even when I haven't had one)sometimes my shits have a very overpowering note of something medicinal, to the point it almost burns the hairs at the back of your nose. other times they have a similar smell but it's a mellower, sweeter scent, remindful of cannabisdefinitely had something wrong with me for a long time but I just get on with it. it's probably just sepsis or something idk
>>214552061went down a wild rabbit hole living in halls during lockdown of doing dress up arse wanks like this
LOLpaki is on the rampage tonight
>>214552148UM x
>>214552118prefer black women to wear light/pastel colors
>>214552120that's my typical summer attire
No score for Diego today. 3 unscored weeks out of the last 4.
Has anyone actually tried learning advanced math on their own while in their late 20s? I used to study math at the university until my mental illness got the better of me, might get back to it one of these days.
>>214552169>>214552191Screan
i have down syndrome
>>214552193>has scored in the last 4 weeksi havent had sex in 17 weeks
>>214552190corr chin on him
>>214552232srcranogmnaigngng
>>214552232you fucking gibbon
>>214552023w-what if its green
eating breakfast for dinner. call the police if you want
poo screaming IANF
>>214552216didnt even do higher maths me
>>214552279Happy birthday fatty
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
>>214552261nice bowl of bran flakes is it lad?
>>214552193he'll be at the reform conference
>>214552279have a good one pal
>>214552295porridge with some fruit
>>214550121>nose ring
who do you reckon is the most famous tranny in the world?
Summer attire? Sorted
>>214552320michelle obama
>>214552306not for me, but I hope you enjoy ithave a nice evening lad
it's not for me to say
>>214552320hunter
>>214552320your dad (mum)
>>21455232210 only season
Haven't had sex ever and i'm 32, not hugged or kissed a women either.
>>214551918>>214552110Post side view of your throat, your Adam's apple or lack thereof will be the judge of that.
>>214552320Dame Edna Everidge
>>214552336different strokes innit. have a good weekend mate
>>214552320the duchess of wessex
>>214549973Nah fuck the gays i want a straight britain
>>214552322>jack willsrorke stuck in 2012
>>214552023once i made my cousin a venom cake for his birthday and i had green poos for days
>>214552320That dude who made the soundtrack to Clockwork Orange and Shining
beasts and creatures
In Bristol you can't suffer...
My name is Sir Cloudesly Shovell
>>214552359I've hugged female friends but it doesn't really countclosest thing I've got to sexual contact is brief touches of the forearm and having my bum pinched
Gladimhere Putitin
>>214552426beyond boring if all you do is spam /tv/ webms
>>214552414Not a tranny if it was a dude was it
People that are into UFC are so fucking dull and thick>ah yes time to watch a brazilian favela monkey and chechen terrorist grapple and roll around with each other in tight shorts this is such an engaging and cool sport!
>>214552461this is why boxing, for all its faults, is my go-to combat sport still has sovl even in this age of rampant consumerism
>>214552461you can do the same for any sport
>>214552461fighting is the only sport that isnt cringe to watch
haven't even contemplated an alcoholic beverage tonight that muck isn't for me anymore no siree
got the count dankula on
Mousey walking into No. 10 Secretary of Pocket Monsters Go !!
>>214552430>Battle of Bantry BayJust a bit of banter with the lads, innit?
will be having pizza AND lasagne for tea tonightmight even dip the pizza in the 'agne
ssercnemonging
>>214552359and you've got a shit zoomer haircut
>>214552461Bet that bird you fancy is shagging some lad that goes to karate or something.
coming up on three years sober lads
>>214552461Are you a giver or taker?
kickboxing is the best combat sport to watch but also the least popular for some reason
*holds up spork*
>>214552498who's secretary of small horses then
>>214552461I don't get why you're seething about it here Go tell /heem/ and they'll knock you spark out you little fairy
>>214552461this, crotchsniff is one of the gayest sports going
>>214552515Think drug users and alcoholics are just boring people without identities thus they grab onto the whole “recovery” identityNobody cares bitch
The Rt Hon Toby Cameron MPMagpie Party
>>214551947wish i had cool trans friends like them irl>>214551918are you trans?
>they fell for the teetotalling meme Just had my fourth beer tonight.How does that make you feel?
>>214552461Caught some crackers here lad. Good work.
>>214552526used to do kickboxing with a lad that was done for noncing, mad i touched his cock and that cock was in a child
>>214552450You want some tiktok webms instead?
Dadberg been at home this last week and he drinks at least 13 black coffees a dayHe had 18 on WednesdaySomething wrong with him
>>214552553What’re you drinking mate
>>214552547your cynicism is boring too
>>214552553Opening my 9th, but that's it for today.
>>214552488boxing is a classic sport that goes back to the ancient greeks. a noble art. almost gentlemanly way of combat compared to the wrestling of ufc>>214552492entirely subjective and wrong >>214552514do adults even do karate. apart from chinkies
>>214552575is he not shitting every 30 minutes at that point?
Help me choose a film lads.The options areThe Killing (1956)Key Largo (1948)orDon't Bother to Knock (1952)
coffee mong loves his coffee
>>214552557Kinda makes you a nonce by proxy doesn’t it
>>214552461Really rattled the runts with this one, nice work mate lol
>>214552594>entirely subjective and wronghs?
sitting in my bedroom looking at the computer
Mental that the guy who came up with the modern rules of boxing was a proto-redditor atheist s0yience believer who was also very homophobic for some reason and wouldn't let his son see Oscar Wilde
>>214552598Why you watching shitty old films
>>214549973>>214552151>>214552537
It's the /brit/ deano power hour! (before they all fuck off to the pubs)
>>214552598Don’t like black and white movies they give off racist vibes
>>214552597Only shits once a day but stinks the whole house out when he does
>>214552515that's great anon, well done
mad how peng sausage rolls are
How often do you go on tiktok?
>>214552619being a fat cunt sitting around watching half naked men wrestle on the floor while jumping around drunkenly cheering like an idiot is one of the gayest things you can do. at least football and rugby are british sports we grew up playing. not to mention that entire culture is saturated with yank mongs like joe rogan and dana white and bankrolled by saudi gazillionaires, just like the premier league is now.
britbongistanis are weird
Poo jugs need emptying
>>214552672never
>>214552642What films do you like?
You have no right to be. Not every race has the right to exist. Inferior races spread the contagion of communism. And our mission will be accomplished. If not today, tomorrow.
Just let /heem/ know you're slagging them all off
>>214552672Never. kys coomer
>>214552672they've cleaned up a lot of the good wanking material so not as much as i used to
>>214552714Good films like Avengers and Fast and Furious
>>214552672once.... or twice a day...
>>214552714Avengers End Game
>>214552688the older i get the more bent football is to me used to like it as well but cunts singing songs about their favourite wee guy is weird watching people batter each other is cool though
how are you a virgin at 32 year old, what went wrong
Bros... hate to be the harbinger of bad news but we lost a real one just few minutes ago
>>214552688grow up mate, only the emotionally stunted retards watch football these days. Nothing more embarassing than seeing a full grown man in football gear out in the town centre on the weekend. Ever speak to those runts before? They are the most retarded people on earth
>>214552717Sir this is a papa john’s
>>214552700uhhh yeah mate all the salad extra onion garlic mayo and hot chilli please ta x
ffs can you lot go after softer targets next time /heem/ and /fr/ will beat us up Pick on the origami board or something
>>214552738back on the turkish vpn are we adam?
>>214552714Cool modern ones with great special effects
>>214552598I've seen a lot of films and think films are shit desu. The only good ones are based on books and in every case the book mogs the film. You just can't squeeze a good story, worldbuilding, characters and other things into two hours.
>>214552755had sex a few times in my early 20's but my virginity grew back
>>214552741>>214552745Oh dear
>>214552700wtf turklad :/
>>214552755actually i'm 36
>Economists anticipated 75k jobs for yankland in August, instead it was only 22kAI is murdering the workforce.MURDERING.
>>214552750>weeScotchcunt can't fucking help himself
I am strongly considering hiring an escort to lose my virginity. Incall obviously as I still live at home, should I shell out £300 for a hot one?
>>214552755They told me to just be yourself and I followed their advice
>>214552750The worst is when it’s men in their 50s and 60s and they’re cheering on a bunch of essentially children in their early 20s kicking a ball around and getting emotional if “their” team loses
>>214552791kek we need to destroy all women
>>214552803meltdown
>>214552778Not what I asked is it though mate.
>>214552762Half the country watch football mate
>>214552799My company actually has an unspoken hiring freeze because of AI investment and all of the departments don’t quite know how and what processes will be effected
>>214552755Fuck knows, I'm not even ugly.Autistic, I don't know how to talk to women like that, whens appropriate, how to advance it, all that shit, Geninuely baffles me how to go from talking to someone to shagging them and how it happens.
>>214552810>escort to lose my virginityDoesn't count
>>214552810Just come to Poland, say a word or two in your British accent and Polish women will be spreading their legs before you
>>214552828no they dont mong
>>214552810bambi blacks escorts, you could recreate that fuck a fan video
>>214552750i agree i know it’s cliche but the games gone soft most fans are fat retards, families and tourists now, back in the day it was mainly working local men. not saying those people can’t go to the games but it definitely changes the atmosphere and setting. Not to mention how corporatised and globalised it all is now. Clubs just as brands. Even the players have become performative. They’re all the same. When have we recently seen a world class player with the flair of Ronaldinho or the leadership of Maldini? It’s all the same now. Interchangeable African and Latin American faces and names, thrown around the same clubs that win everything with little variation, playing to perfectly optimised tactics and positions. No spontaneity. Doing choreographed celebrations and PR approved social media posts. Games gone.
>>214552847thought they were jungle bbc BLACKED RAW only?
>>214552851Why would I fuck her
Med pussy belongs to Nordic penis
>>214552823My favourite films are THX 1138, Das Boot, and The Man From Earth, you could watch one of those
most people grow out of football by the time they're 14. cant imagine how much of a runt you'd have to be mentally to watch the same football slop in to your 30s
poor pupper :(
>>214552903It's British culture.
>>214552894>das bootunfathomably based
>>214552885shag's a shag
fuck off
>>214552878spot on pal
>>214552833i’m a legit diagnosed autist yet i lost my virginity at 16, had gfs, flings and one-nighters even spent most of my formative years glued to the pc wasting away with wow, just don’t understand how you manage to your 30s
>>214552847I thought Poles hate Brits due to Brexit.
ITS OVER
What hobby is a young man meant to get into where he can enjoy the company of other men? They already took away footie and pubs from us.
>>214552755Dropped out in early high school, barely left my home since.
>>214552878No its just become modern and cool
/brit/ - absolute spastic cretins looking for any way possible to feel superior to others for having normal interests like mma or football
>>214552950is that smartschoolboy?
>i’m a legit diagnosed autist
going for a wank*loads ups bootstrapped USB tails OS**opens tor browser*I value my privacy online as should you
>>214552953It’s impossible to be a virgin in France
>>214552963fuck sake you really do fall for anything
>>214552963Can just picture them, can’t you?
>>214552963Fuck off to spoons already you deano twat
>>214552963only lads who i knew that like football were neeks trying to seem coolits only stats nerds that care about it these days
>>214552933How do I 1) Find a woman to talk to at length2) Shag that womanThis has never happened, and I do "put myself out there" by going to the gym, park runs, coffee shops and stuff like that. Theres never any chance for that sort of thing without being a massive creep. I've got no mates so no parties or anything.
>>214552881No, they're any foreigner only (everyone except Poles)>>214552938No hard feelings, Brexit is Brexit
When was the last time you paid a sex worker?
>>214552755women were limited to blokes at the pub or the workplace but now they can hop onto Bumble or whatever and find handsome and fit lads from all over the country
>>214552878Yh not like van dijk has leadership qualities or anything
>>214552762i don’t really watch football anymore, i was obsessed with it as a kid thoI have a mate that’s still very into it. We went to Barcelona this year and he wouldn’t shut up about going to the Nou Camp and seeing all the FC Barcelona stuff. It was the only two things he was interested in. Football and nightclubs (which he didn’t pull in). During the day he didn’t want to go to anything else. Sulked all the way through the Sagrada Familia. Didn’t want to go to any restaurants or try Spanish food. Only ate Maccies. Thought speaking to locals was “weird” and anything that wasn’t footy related was “gay” or “not for lads”. Good bloke but insufferable on trips. When we went to Prague him and another mate trekked it out to some Czech football stadium one day because that’s the only thing they know. That’s how they interact with the world. Through football.
>>214553004Must be a cuckold’s heaven
>>214552933>t. good looking autistI too am autistic but I'm a handsome lad so girls have made moves on me over the years but the ugly specimens here are not so fortunate
what’s your opinion on ugly women who still put effort into their clothes and appearance, wear makeup and try to look nice
If you're going to pay an escort lad make sure it's to fuck them raw. Honestly shagging with a condom isn't that great. Sex without a condom is good
every pole ive known had small man syndrome and had a big mouth but never walked the walk when it came down to throwing it down on the streets
>>214552933you're probably tall and handsomei am not great looking but not ugly eitheraverage heightstruggle to connect with people and maintain a conversation unless im drinking
>>214553009Imagine being this repulsive of a man. Sickened to know there are people like this.
>>214553009this is more pathetic than not shagging
On flag duty tonight lads
>>214553074Good way to get STIs
>>214553039not like maldininot saying there’s not good players out there it’s just they’ve all became sameish and performative. individual character doesn’t shine through like it used to. all the players are on strict tactics and programs and must prioritise posession at all costs (thanks Guardiola!). We’re approaching a tactical brick wall with football. The game has got so analysed and optimised it’s began to become sterile and overengineered. i’ve actually seen van dijk play numerous times
>>214553009
Do deanos still go to Nandos?
>>214553139yes
>>214553003to be fair looking back i have no idea how i did it, if the world was just i’d be in the same position as you bit short according to female standards, autist, were unemployed during my early 20s and so but to answer: 1. dating apps? 2. suppose that’s the intention you don’t want go in with, you want to shag and be around without shagging
mark vidukamartin keownalan smith
Genuinely have no material interests ladsDon't care about cars, clothes, holidays or anything any moreAll I care about is beauty, order, justice, Nordicism, and Total Aryan Victory
>>214553139Not anymore. Dangerously cheeky.
in manchester. might go under this little bridge on the canal near the court house. no idea what I might see.
>>214552977Wish that were true.
>>214553126I mean hey he shagging a prozzy lad can still get them with a condom you know
>>214553159>All I care about is beautydont look in the mirror then!!!!!
>>214553127think if i would let any man bum me it would be prime maldini ngl
>>214553159i dont care about anyone if you're 10, 13 or 21
>>214553156>viduka lethal at celticas was moravcik
penis piss on the dick a little bit of piss on your willy willy wick
>>214553071have had that to, reckon it’s true >>214553080>tallnope
If Hitler were British his name would be Adolph Huttler, 2nd Viscount of York, Ferrier and Reach Chancellor
>>214553085>>214553095Respect sex workers
>>214553170There is NOTHING there, do not go do NOT waste your time
mohammad taking the piss delivering this goyslop
lying to jfs on other boards saying we need id to post here and whatnot
anyone watching the tennis tonight
Coldberg got me on the ropes, bloody ringing blocked earlier since blowing my nose and nostril STILL blocked
How hard is it to learn French? Want to learn a language and think I’ll start off closer to home. Is it hard to learn how to pronounce it and sound like a local? Wonder what a bong speaking frog sounds like.
>>214553207truke
David Batty
>>214552889Roman legionaire administering adjustments to brumhildes hymen circa 90ADnuthin lil hans cud do x
>>214553159LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!
Matt Le Tissier
Yeboah
>>214553249*mocks you preemptively*
>>214553224>reich the english cognate of this word would be realmin old english it was “rīce”, pronounced “reech-uh”, similar to the German “reich” meaning realm and the origin of the word “rich”. related by a common indo european root to the latin “rex”, (king) the irish “rì”, and the sanskrit “raja” (the british raj, the rajas of india)get it now?
Robert Pires
>OMG I LOVE FOOTBALL!!!!
We live in hell
im an incel and have spent my whole life in my smeggy bedroom
unless there's a communist revolution you are going to be an old poorfag in the uk in 2060 being abused by nigerians in a grotty third world tier care home
for me its arjen robben
>>214553336yh but we don't speak German
>>214553330i remember the shampoo ads
>>214553361more of a diego milito fan myself
>>214553336LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!
The main difference between a sauce and a dressing is their purpose: sauces add flavour and textures to dishes, while dressings are used to protect wounds.
>uses picture of the one indian festival a yearcalm down rorke
>>214553348a communist revolution to overthrow communists?
Jens Lehman
>>214553302*takes a fat shit on your head* oops
Spurs fan but I did appreciate Wiltord
>>214553361Based LCIM
>>214553115Taken down by English people
>>214553390>>214553390>>214553390>>214553390>>214553390
>>214553393you can't actually believe this
>Amelia Dimoldenberg was born on 30 January 1994.[7][8] She is the daughter of retired librarian Linda and public relations executive and longtime Westminster City Council member Paul Dimoldenberg.[9][10] She has a sister, Zoe.[11] She is Jewish
>>214553336germs are still niggersfoch was right
>>214553361
>>214553411you live in state mandated poverty get off reddit
>>214553260>nuthin lil hans cud do xHans and Duncan were the only two men who buckbroke the Roman Empire
>goshpedo new
>>214553348*National Socialist Revolution
Going to pop down to Lidl for some whisky, a block of cheese and something for dinner.Anyone want owt?
>>214553249>How hard is it to learn French?Probably not too hard since something like 80% of the vocabulary is shared, but the question is why? French is a dying language, unless you want to travel to Africa for some reason it's pointless, spanish or madarin are probably better choices.>Wonder what a bong speaking frog sounds like.Like a twat, but then again everyone sounds like a twat in french.That said I find the british accent cute in girls, so I assume some french women at least would also like your accent.
>>214553453Thanks. It’s relatively similar to English (at least, I can pick up on some words just from the similarities), I’ve heard it’s a good place to start and I think it sounds nice.
