For the discussion of British culture
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>>214553418the holocaust was 100% justified
>>214553418Italy of the Americas.
>>214553403>phillip lahm theremental how you occasionally got an unathletic looking manlet such as this come to become one of the best players in the world. gotze was another one. short legs, short body, weird limbs, great footballer shows you either have it or you don’t.
Robin Van PersieRuud Van NistelrooyRonaldoRobinhoRivaldoRonaldinho
back in the day we used to sing at this guy "christian nade sells watches on the beach" lolcouldnt get away with it these days what with the woke and whatnot
was always surprised LCIM didn't get a hair transplant
might play stardew valley
>might play stardew valley
ah yes the country where major industries, banks, and land are all privately owned and which is fully integrated into global financial markets and imperialism (NATO) is definitely communist
moment preddador mom realises shes not leaving the station...you wont believe what this preddador dad did to his 9 year old daughder...
Every Allied soldier in WW2 died for FUCKING NOTHING
>>214553521LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!
he's Adebayorhe's Adebayorrrrrhis dad washes elephantshis mum is a whore
>>214553529hästberg
>>214553515ah yes the world and its definitions and ideologies were all written in concrete in the 20th century so communism is everybody walking around in boiler suits killing landlords with sickles and all capitalisms are le monopoly man : )
Anyway... Going to pop down to Lidl for some whisky, a block of cheese and something for dinner. Anyone want owt?
>>214553577dont bother hes probably like 16
>>214553577utterly bizarre post
bellowing loud poo-curdling screams from my incel lair
i can just read french without really knowing french. just a gay version of english really
fresh poo curds for my pootinemagnifique
Smiling through the agony.
if its good enough for mo its good enough for meif sitting in a mosque is where ive got to bemo salalalalalalalalalalah
Thing is lads, if I didn't get the cans, would I be Canslad?
>>214553577and when exactly was that implied?
>>214553616*more elegant version of english
While you lot go out getting drunk in the club and wasting your life chasing slag pussy, I will be standing in the dark for hours defending our nation for future generations, so you have the freedom to live your life.
mad how canada has cute polite versions of americans but also has haughty french wankers that are generally cuntier than the worst frenchman (pre india colonisation, that is)
>>214553678through every assertion you shrouded in sarcasm but nonetheless made in your post, silly.
>>2145535773 questions for youwhat is communism in your definition? how do we achieve it? and why would it work?
hate this countryhate the culturehate the people
Capitalism and Communism are both jewish. Jews discard them and use them as needed.Jews were communists in pre-1917 Russia and in the 1920s/1930s when they ruled Russia with an iron fist, and then became capitalist dissidents when the ethnic Slavs regained power after WW2.The jew is the eternal revolutionary.
>>214553705sorry but the english language is against you. you can't just make up what you think communism means then ramble on about the monopoly man like a retard
>>214553616oh yea?read Les Mémoires d'outre-tombe and come back to me you little prick
what is the cheekiest thing one can order at a chinese takeaway?
just bleached the bog then done a horrendous diarrohea shite
>>214553755Fascism was created by jews to be eternal victims
nta but the modern world is heavily inspired by marx your ruling class is using the state to destroy your society and rebuild it in their own image commie overlords enslaved their own people in every other instance it was implemented
>>214553715In the 21st century communism has taken on different angle to achieve the same aims it had in the 20th century. But now they're using academic tools and invented bollocks like sociology, intersectionalism, affirmative action, deconstructivism and so on and so on. All the achieve the same aim of a classless, stateless society.
eating kentish cobnuts and watching batman begins
>>214553723I defend your right to do so
>>214553766moi? Je lis la symphonie pastorale de GideAlors je veux dire que je le commencerai demainje promets
>>214553755LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!
>>214553390Are what
mad how moo deng poo peng cock pong mong bog gay porn
based deliveryman thats the least delivery slop mongs deserve
>>214553786anything western - chips, fried eggs, battered sausage, that sort of thing
>>214553758i see you have that zoomer mind disease where you don't even know or understand the things you assert online because you've put up multiple different filters of le irony behind it its confused your little brain. Read back your post, you asserted that NATO was imperialist, you asserted that all industries were private which they aren't, are you autistic lad?
>>214553847thought you were a merdeuxtu déconnes pas
she is so peng
>>214553695Quebeckers I’ve met have been nice tbqhThe French French in Montreal are kind of cunts
>>214553758communism is a de facto religion. like other religions, they can say the negative consequences of communism is simply because that wasn’t real or pure communism, and that the ideology simply has to be purified and applied harder to work. they believe in millenarian thought, just like christians do. instead of jesus returning, defeating the devil and establishing an everlasting paradise, communists believe that the world will throw off their chains, establish a communist workers paradise, and usher in an everlasting golden age free from the corruption of sin I mean capitalism. just as christianity teaches original sin and man’s fallen nature. communists believe mankind to either be a capitalist oppressor or the oppressed, and the only salvation from their inherent negative nature, is to embrace communist theory. Like how for Christians it is to accept the sacrifice of Christ to wash away the spiritual debt of sin.This is because Communism is a religion, a secularised, atheistic version of Protestantism that went to the extreme, and applied itself to social and economic policy. It believes it can perfect human nature only through their dogma.
>>214553833do they meet round a big table to discuss their schemes or does it just kind of happen that these crypto-communists work in tandem
why does it suddenly stink of garlic in here
Oliver cromwellWhats the consensus?
lil zoomerbro so irony poisoned he doesnt even know what he believes sincerely anymore
>>214553962robust
>>214553931ok but how is modern britain communist?
>>214553935yes mate lots of people share ideas around the world and some work together and some don't.
>>214553931trvke
>>214553999didn’t say it was i’m a different fella
total aryan victory.
when does fantasy football start >>214554000
>>214553911I hate Pakis and Indians so much, why exactly do we let these animals into our white countries?
>>214553695i thought only anglo leafs, new englanders, and floridians hated quebeckers
>>214554010natsoc has a 0% win rate
>>214553962Depends on who you ask, ladPersonally, I think he was a bit of a gowl
What's your meal deal order lads
>>214553962the dust hasn't settled yet, give it some time
>>214554052Meal deals are for runts
>>214554000except the way you've framed it there's a communist plot to utilise academia to establish communism so surely these academics most of which are ostensibly not communists must be scheming secretly somehow
>>214554025natsoc was merely an ideologyaryans have conquered nearly every place in the known world and invented modern civilisation. as well as all the language and religion of civilisations from Rome, Greece, Persia and India
Well it seems we've all got autism here, haven't we?
SLAGS SLAGS SLAGS CHEIKKY NANDOS FOOTIE FOOTIE FOOTIE OI OI OI
>>214554085and now they are being shagged to death
>>214554078Where do you think you are
>>214554052poo
whos this supposed to be from the 1982 south bank show intro
Whats the situation on the ground in northern irelandIs there any chance of the troubles starting up again?
>>214554082>these academics most of which are ostensibly not communists
Britain is 5 seconds away from civil war
>>214553962Ride shiny and eternal yeah?
>>214554087i don't think so la, just you
>UK's borders now controlled by a Muslim womanEnglish people love this
>>214554145it's not 1960's france mate. most academics in the english speaking world are far from communists, unless you are using some strange definition of communism
The second boer war was the beginning of the end for the british empire
Right lads, time to get the BIG cans and er, the BIG monster cans too since Canslad is a tired ladStill can't fucking believe I bought a fucking Mac studio for €11,974
we all registered for radiohead tickets then?
>>214554146Good. When paki scum raped kids at Rotherham, they blamed the kids. God hates a coward.
>>214554015The guy who did that was white
>>214554127no the only people that remember it and want to continue the fight are a small number of radical boomersthe PIRA disbanded. as did the UDA. What’s left of the protestant militias are larpers and what’s left of the ra are drug peddlers when their MI5 handlers will let themtracking and digital technology has advanced so much in the past 30 years it’s rendered any insurgency from a tiny group like the IRA much harder and borderline impossibleand the two tribes of ulster maniacs there also have generally agreed mass immigration and globalism is their common enemy
Need forkin' chicken
>>214554127zero most people here wouldnt cross the street without pushing the button never mind try to get guns and bombs to blow each other up
>>214554201what on earth do you need that for
that's the christmas shopping done
danke shoen mein freunden
>>214554210no he wasnt stop lying
>>214554201Still can’t believe you’re a real person. Let me guess, bloated civil servant?
>>214554217choli
>>214554217mental how fit they are
>>214554217meh, fran drescher was hotter
>>214554210pissing on zogcattle's goyslop is hyperborean, aryan evenunrestrained by the mores of this kikeciety
>>214554240I actually don't fucking know, lad.I just bought it because 'why not'>>214554261Sysadmin/IT consultant
You carry the same blood as us, it seems
miss when /brit/ had irish posters other than cansmong and the greek
>>214554260It’s been proven
Security guard night shift toil loometh...
>>214554311An A-grade 'reakfast
>>214554217imagine how musky and slimy her curryhole gets on stage dancing in the summer at festivals
From today, I am announcing unrestricted leave to remain for single polish women to the UK.It is not only the legal thing to do, it is the right thing to do.
>>214554206>raped>kids
>>214554322all left due to RAMPANT hibernophobiayou should hang your heads in shame!
Bet canslad is spherical
medieval /brit/ be like>just seen a dane in the town square>mercia has fallen
>>214554385Time honored tradition in your country.
>>214554402Lad, I'm flat, like the Earth
>>214554391where'd they all go? there's no /eire/ anymore either
>>214554322I’m still here too I just work full time now so I’m barely here. I do manual labour while this lout taps away on a keyboard all day and drinks cans. It’s pretty infuriating actually
reckon I'm in the top 10% most racist people globally
Im proud of my french heritage
>>214554413sent on a convict ship to australia
>>214554413>there's no /eire/ anymore eitherNot enough of them speak Irish to make it worthwhile
ruddy hell, it's Soft Cell
seitan and spinach rice for tea
>>214554443more people should speak irish it’s a very ancient and kino language and is naturally anti globalist
>>214554451
>>214554201LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!
>>214554489no you cant!
>>214554485Yeah I would like to learn it (have no family connection to Ireland) but all of the people who do learn it are spastic leftypols who want the blacks in
>>214554119ahem you vermin please answer my query
Accidentally pissed mumsy off by saying women were made to give birth when what I meant was women have a body evolved with birth in mindme and autistic mouth x
>>214554439je te vois pas dans /fr/
>>214554506
Drama at Bromley FC as Nico Schlotterbeck has confirmed he is activdely looking for a new club after a contract renewal went awry. He will likely leave the club in the January transfer window alongside Adeyemi who is already confirmed to move to Bournemouth.Two key players gone mid-season. This could be the end for me as manager
>>214554529was born in a lab me
>>214554546mums a dog is she
>>214554510I have Irish heritage and want to learn it, would even want to live in Ireland in a Gaelgeoir community and being all traditionalist and Irish nationalist but I know the Irish there would just see me as a strange British larper
>>214554568yank tier postembarrassing
the queer representation on /brit/
>>214554485Failed dead language which the Irish haven't learned out of laziness. Jews have been 100x more successful at getting hebrew going in israel
>>214554568>being all traditionalist and Irish nationalistThis just means being a massive fag who sucks off the browns
stimming
Taken 150mg of codeine and I'm still in agony eurgh
>>214554542Resign before it gets worse
called catberg a fat git earlier but I'm beginning to think that was a bit harsh
>>214554589fucking shut up man
>>214554217latex sex
>>214554568ello chaps oim fackin irish int oi chacky ar la fack the bri'ish inni
just heated up some baked beans and threw some eggs in the mix, only because i have nothing else to eat
>>214554631
archaic
>>214554568it's called being a british isles mutt
England 'till I die!I'm England 'till I die!
>>214554640you know you can filter the brazillian flag and lose nothing of value
Might watch one of them movies about elfs n that.
This 97 year old diner still serves their Coke the old-fashioned way
>>214554217goddamn charli is so sexy
>>214554619I've considered it but my options are Leicester or some mid table German teams. I reckon if i can see out the season, i can find a better team
>>214554729heatherpaedo…
>>214554510>>214554568whythey hate you and dont want you in their country
>>214554740At 97 I hope I'm snorting coke the old-fashioned way!!! LOL!!!!
>>214553511Slimy twat.
NatWest sending me an email titled "<name>, we made a mistake" like they've fucking killed my child but it turns out they just put a wrong date on some shite rewards scheme somewhere
>>214554590All literate Jews already spoke Hebrew and it was an internationally respected and revlanguage
>>214554751Fully aware and think Thatcher should have nuked Dublindoesn't mean it's not a cool language
>>214554760
Ada Wong Sex Arse!!
Love shagging.I shag all the time.
>>214554777Scottish Gaelic had more hunting songs due to us being hunters
>>214554760Lmao I can tell you've never worked in Finance. We have to be really REALLY particular about all comms (short for communications) we send to customers. I just don't think you would get it unless you worked in Finance.
>>214554799your pillow?
>>214554790For leons BWC only im afraid
won't lie to you lads, everything is awful and it's never getting better
>>214554590It’s not a dead language. People still speak it. >>214554591Irish culture wasn’t invented in 2010
financemong on a mad one
>>214554821
Rorke sticking a sharp object into his ear to get some earwax out, and then he eats the earwax
Took this image of dogbergenstein earlier x
want to paint asian wombs with my spermule
>>214554790She's black only mate
>>214554811hell yeah, any other Finance guys in the house? civillians just wouldn't get it, man. did you know that i work in Finance?
>>214554811Good post
it time
>>214554842Is it young
>>214554869>brewed in burtonpiss.
I'm giving the vape an almighty sucking
>>214554820>>214554854haven't played the remake so which is it?
>>214554808Alba gu bràth!
>>214554881No he is 16
>>214554842looks old :(
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here’s a crazy stata gay man has a higher chance of having HIV than a straight man who just tested positive for HIV
>>214554844I must be gay because these girls don't do anything for me
>>214554898He isHe will pass away soon, I haven't prepared for that day but he lived an amazing life and I love him
>>214554811Oh shut the fuck up, Rachael from Customer ServiceGet back to sorting out the Autumn Budget
https://youtu.be/QyH-t5Bfa3MLMAO this is a real songR Kelly a legend
just been in to B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws, never gonna use them
Finance bros, wassup???!!! Heh heh hehhhh, money!
>>214554900Why do people seethe at her like thisShe's not the only fit celebrity
playing osrs lads. i have no idea why i still sink time into this game years later
>O FLOOOER O SCOOOOTLANDhope denmark fucking batter these cunts
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/im-63-years-old-worked-104900200.html
>>214554933does your autism make you unable to understand sarcasm
>>214554949why
>comms (short for communications)
Coomed to trannies three (3) times today
>>214554919give him a scruff from france
Go suck your mum all you haters and losers I literally just got the top iq score.
>>214554965Scotland the Brave is way better
>>214554900Sam Hyde says she (Sydney) is meh btw
>>214554949>denmarkSco vs den might be the one time in history i care about sport
my parents are in their mid 50s and i’ve seen them have a noticeable mental decline in the past year or twothey are of a healthy weight, no family history of dementia, exercise regularly, didn’t abuse drugs or alcohol. now they regularly forget what they are doing in the middle of tasks. forget conversations i had with them 10 minutes ago, seem to have no volume control sometimes when they talk to each other and argue about increasingly inane and stupid shitemight be the vaccine
>>214554890All hunting culture died in 1600s due to feudal farming spreading so it only survived in recordings of bizarre puns and occasionally some other talesDoomed
>>214554919Give him a stroke from Coggleshall lad xx
>>214554981xx
>tfw walking home on a snowy night in december after a cosy evening at the pubdo you know this feel?
cloning warwick is a lab and making an army of weaponised warwicks
>>214554925https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGqoaGgTFAQking rob
Killing northern Spanish villagers
>>214555012xx
>>214554975>coomed to future suicide statistics
>>214554869grim
>>214554987agree as a scotwe have a pathetic culture of self doubt and playing ourselves down despite our large contributions to humanity (relative to our size and geography) and deep culture
*stamps out cigarette butt* quiting smoking. dirty old habit
Clap for are NHS
im such a bludclart racist what is wrong with me
the 3 second rule
>>214554986mines 123
What's the matter, Heatherchad?You've barely posted your pure satire...
>>214555042They were fit. And well endowed.I don't know why tlbut the big throbbing cock makes them more appealing
>>214555055biggest football team waves irish flags at every match
>>214555063Based
>>214555068But mine is highest. Top of the pyramid
>>214555068thats you showing up how high you can count is it
*stands on the step banging on pots and pans like it's 8pm on a thursday night in 2020*
my iq is +1 of whatever yours is
>>214555100the founder was an irishman and the team was made to feed poor irish people that couldn’t find work some irish flags and symbolism are acceptable but the ira larp is cringy as fuck
>>214555106>>214555109You've both revealed your own ignorance.
>>214555063“Ooo di patient she blood”“ok I clean”
Scotland is probably the country that contributed most to humanity relative to its sizeMeanwhile India the least for its size
>>214555130hello fello retard
did a poo that curled up like one of those cheeky curly sausages just now
>>214555134Rangers was also founded for Irishmen
>>214555134>feed poor irish people that couldn’t find workWhy were they in Scotland
Which TV show best captures the grimness of Britain? For me, it's Limmy's Show. The locations, costumes and editing all have a particular feel to it.
refusing to give my cat attention
>>214555153released the sausages did you
>>214555063
pooing right now
#1 sitting-on-my-fat-arse enjoyer#1 central nervous system crippler#1 physical issues enjoyer
>>214555163irish famine forced them outwards. some went to new york, some liverpool, some glasgow
I'll have a muffet of tea please
>>214555182Any soap like Corrie, Eastenders etc. Just grey dull shite
>>214555063As much as I liked up Norf healthcare is the main reason I couldn't live there. You may as well go straight to the mortuary if the alternative is ending up in one of their hospitals.
>>214555183get him stroked right now rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XW0wAbDJpE
defund the state
>>214555097>I don't know why tlbut the big throbbing cock makes them more appealingyou know i might have an inkling why
>>214555189in czech republic we love pork too, ever have our sausages
>>214555163Because Englishmen starved then so they could work in factories for lower wages
might rewatch all the grand tour episodes
>>214555184if the english weren't a stateless people this would be a huge national celebration
>>214555235I've got bupa matedoctor and dentist seen within 24h of need
back from tescowas looking forward to eggs and sausage rolls for breakfast tomorrow but only went and forgot to buy sausage rolls
>>214555266Erm Rorke why would we care about some random bozo
>>214555078
>>214555272yeah big upper pelvic area (BUPA)
>>214555238>song>flag>mfw
>>214555100Not even close to being the biggest. I’ve been all over Scotland and outside of Glasgow, no one is a Celtic fan. It’s either the local mob or Rangers. Rangers are still shite, don’t get me wrong, but it’s clear they’re the biggest club in the country.
>>214555246Liking women with cocks is not gay
getting to the stage now where i’m not just an incel freak but a spiteful evil incel freak
grim up there
>>214555295why did you have to do me?why, friend? why?
>>214555280Massive blunder. Go back to the shop and get those bloody sausage rolls
>>214555300biggest as in being the best
>>214555237He's a cunt he doesn't deserve it
to be honest I don't think charities should go door to doorhaving to tell them I'm not interested in donating makes me feel like a right twat
>>214555312sorry I didn't mean anything by it. I retract it.
>>214555325Yeah fair enough
pulling skin from my toes and eating it
>>214555183<---
>>214555307there are no women with cocks mate
slap with dick
>>214554991why
>>214555247You forgot yout VPN spaki
>>214555372Philistine
>>214555344I appreciate the gesture.I hope to move on from this minor mishap - maybe even a misunderstanding on my part, even - we've had a long friendship, you and me.
divining my future from my poo
>>214555266Athelstan was a SaxonEnglish people only became a tranny race larping as angles after the French conquest
get all fidgety and bashful whenever scotland football team is on the telly
>>214555384My ancestry plus mortal enemy in combat
>>214555386shut up you mongo you don’t even know what i’m talking about
>>214528005
>>214555368hej katborg
>>214555419meds
>>214555467>>214555467>>214555467
>>214555480
>>214554010o/>>214554025National Socialism has been tried only once.
>>214555455<--
spaki and yanks making early news is it
>>214555485LOL! Best post of the thread. More of this please!
>>214555492That is a catberg. It is, indeed, a catberg.Very interesting...
