bowie david
>>214555467Based edition
*minces into thread*
finna kill myself
cant tell if you lot are joking about believing in spaki
>>214555467thank fuck not using that freaks thread
>>214555517Spainlord is based.He mindraped the schizos and turned himself into the new 190.
please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to, rorke
>total aryan victory
>>214555517wdym believing in spaki?
>>214555514finna miss ya brush frfr no cap :(>>214555514
>>214555536I'm here for you darlingdon't you worry
Rorke proudly waltzing through the streets of Hull wearing a UK flag themed shirt and a fanny pack
Miss my nigga Jason Waterfalls like you wouldn’t believe
>>214555536We can use it next one, lad :)
People forget there are still a lot of Spaniacs/Spainoholics still in /brit/
(8) don't go jason waterfalls (8)
>>214555577jesus you are boring aren't you
>>214555615sn
I think you are moving too fast
The tmp is the best weapon
>>214555549commiemong isnt ziedy
cansmong in total disarray
Holidays in Thailand be like https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757093868625893.mp4
Lammy and Starmer are both married to jewsVery reminiscent of the Bolshevik politburo where even the goyim like Molotov and Voroshilov had jewish wives
>>214555650I know
>>214555467i had that exact hair when i had long hair around 2008-2011
>>214555517i think it's been overdone so much that it's lost its original meaningcalling a post "spaki" is just a downvote now
getting gang blacked
>>214555666corr nice digits them
>>214555666wow did youthat's mentalmadmad how
>>214555666did you feel beautiful?
>>214555549Ian mccollum on a mad one
>>214555405poof
>>214555665why post ziedy then
I don't think living at home would bother me so much but I live in a tiny maisonette with a mother and her partner of 20 years who's relationship is basically utterly fucked. God I want to move out so bad. You don't know how good you have it if you have parents who are normal and so you only have your own problems to consider rather than constantly thinking about their bullshit.
another friday night in my incel hovel
Lots of bad news this week No Diego to speak of Angela Fake Tits got sacked Sergio Georgini dead Graham Linehan arrested ffs what's next
>>214555666oxford bender
>>214555727Describe the nature of your incel hovel, I am curious
>>214555736Angela White got sacked?Mad.
Anyway lads, back with the BIG chips and the BIG cansBut more importantly, the new girl at toil, how do her chebs work? Why is each one like twice the size of the Latvians combined? At what point do we say 'yes, those are big enough'
>>214555737he's been dead for ages
>>214555765you're a BIG twat
>>214555765You will never have sex
>>214555765there is never a point when they're big enough
mad how most native north american versions of heaven were basically just their usual world except without disease and you lived forever. meanwhile whites invent some shit with clouds and angels because their reality is so miserable
>>214555747messy smelly and smeggy
>>214555549Whos this lad then. He looks like me with facial.hair
>>214555822we are cooked
Can feel the last vestiges of my youth flittering away as I approach 30
>>214555778Good lad, have a can.>>214555781I have shagged before. Mostly your mum, lad.>>214555793They're just amazing to look at
keir starmer goofy ahh
>>214555840sizeable ktimmers
>>214555822every single party is a collective of cringe corrupt retards, who the fuck are we supposed to vote for now
>>214555822ah yes women
>>214555840Can you feel a clue coming on?
This time aroundI'm stayin' at homeAnd things are gonna get betterSettlin' inLovin' my wifeBut then I got that letterMY BLACK SONMY BLACK SONNow each day my heart is gettin' biggerrrrrDon't even remember sleeping with that lady but I diiiiiidMY BLACK SONHe's comin' to stayMY BLACK SONHe's makin' each dayThe best that he can!Also, he's a ninja
>>214555822Weird shite always happens at Party Conferences, it's taken as read
>>214555822it's the new tory partyyou've really got to despair at knowing for a fact that, no matter what, a massive wave of immigrants is hitting us in 2029
Kek found this lad by way of yandex. He looks even more like me
I'm not getting Digital ID under any circumstances.More than willing to go to jail or die over this. Digital ID + CBDC is a permanent system of slavery.
>>214555840people above 30 love describing the last good meal they had at a restaurant
>>2145559022016/nazi/commiemong
gary eats had haddock at gordon ramsays restaurant
>>214555747top floor flat in a block of 3, two bedrooms and I use the second bedroom as a laundry/study. There's a faint smell of BO/cum and the living room is filled with empty cans and fast food bags
>>214555867Restore Britain or Patriotic Alternative
>>214555822And of course Nadine Dorries was there seething about how the Tories betrayed BorisReform really are just going to be Boris 2.0. Get ready for the Nigelwave.
>>214555934>Restore BritainNot a political party>Patriotic AlternativeLiteral glowies
listening to the newest pinkpantheress, honestly kinda addicted
another day another hundred posts of the same horrible personality gimmick posted
Business idea: National Socialist British Workers Party
could actually fucking cry right now.My last joint and I dropped it in a puddle as I was lighting it fucking hate my shit life
>>214555934Hello officer.
in 1976 I saw ELO at the Birmingham NEC
>>214555935Rupert Lowe would like to have a word.
>>214555980AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>214555932Kek, is this how you live?
>>214555980nicely stoned on my thc vape right nowit’s a cruel world
>>214555965Nice idea, fed.
NOOOOOOO the gate thing wasnt a horse thing
>>214555991of course you did gramps. let's get you off to bed now
Going to use the mac to generate sports predictions on the footy and become rich, lads
slap dickslap dicktouch dicktouch dicktouch dickslap dick
>>214555980lmao get fucked druggie mong
>>214555991
>>214555960lol noHomeland are more likely to be glowies, not PAPA is allied with actual NS parties like the NRM in Scandinavia and the former NJP in America
>>214556005it's not quite as bad as that but it's close
>>214555932don't understand people like you. you can buy a diffuser for like £8 and get rid of 90% of rubbish in under 10 minutes
>>214555980you should have picked it up, taken it apart and dried out the contentsno need to waste it unless the puddle was really dirty or oily or something
I got called mate today TWICE. being unavailible and wanking only 1 time in 1 week really has worked. not to get sex, but that is the point- its not for that
>>214555997he famously got kicked out of the partywould be extremely funny if he took over the tories between now and the next election thoughreform is perfectly poised to trash the tories forever and by being more hard-right only to switch places with them for literally no reason and disappear
>>214555714He's a prime Aryan Specimen
>>214556045that's 10 minutes of /brit/ time down the toilet then
>>214555980Pick that shit up and carefully dry it off with a towel then set it on a radiator in some kitchen roll
>>214555932Literally just clean up you mong. Buy some binbags, take half a day out and get your place nice. It's actually not that hard.
Just poured a gin and coke
People should have simply stayed as primitive nodamic communities Reckon they had it better than we do all things considered
>if you do anything you're a glowie!Alright then just sit in your bedroom and wait to be drafted for ZOG
>>214556045the fact is I simply can't be arsednobody ever enters the flat except me so why bother to keep it clean and tidy
watching Charleston White videos
>>214556096tihs is literally me! today I saw a group of 4 blondes standing around a golden retriever
>>214556095What have you doneApart from gloating about German women being raped by communists.
>>214556091you've peer pressured me into another voddy
>>214556099Do something nice for yourself. Make it nice for you.
just sneezed a massive glob of snot on my keyboard and it's gone in between the keys
>>214556087Ive already walked home. It was properly soaked
golden retriever boyfriend toby >.<
>>214556115The other week you said you would tell girls that you love themHow has that been going?
I need to get some binbags and clean my roombut thats to get sexo! thats so I can take someone back to my house
>>214555980should have just picked it up and used the lighter to dry it off dude weed lmao mongs just cant use their noodle can they?
reading about the atrocities commited by the british empire in the island of ireland
>>214556150didnt even do it even while drunk in the citynot meant to be UwU
>>214556146UM x
Honestly unless there's a nationalist rebellion across Europe, I think there's about a 90% chance of us being sent to war by 2030, maybe even 2027. Scary shit lads.
when i was a teenager i would often smoke leftover resin in my pipes when i was out of weed, was extremely disgusting looking back
>>214556184UM x
>>214556195>sent to warby who against who?
it's a nice chest but full of wires
>>214556034>PA is allied with actual NS partiesSo they have no chance then
>>214556184Anything exciting been happening at least?
>>214556095LOL! Best post in the thread. More of this please!
>>214555577We call them bum bags, not fanny packs
rorke hairdrying a sodden joint but his tears keep falling on it
havent eataen since like 2 hours before I went to bed last night (had 4x brownie squares with marshemellow) going to sit and eat an entire pizza with cheesy stuffed crust by myself >:D
still at toil, this is not right
>>214556235you are unwell
Rorkes been real quiet since the Just Rape Rorke movement gained traction
honestly quite impressive how long the rorke and leftypol gimmicks have been around. the lad who came up with them is probably dead chuffed
Business idea: 3pm katy jenkem
>>214556095I don't know why you lot are so against entryismJoining some minor party packed full of MI5 agents is a surefire way to fuck your movement over lmao
>>214556206the jewsrussia or iran
would rorke betray his country?
Saddam Hussain, Frank Spencer and the French
>>214556271leftypol is just the name of an imageboard
filterfags on suicidewatchhes gone from communism and Hitler to blackoids now. anything for hate
>>214556165Mate do you know how thin rolling paper is
>>214556206ZOGMost likely Russia, or possibly Iran or China
>>214556236cos fanny means your arse over there. not your minge
>>214556275well obviously we're not going to war with a country with nukes
>>214556257what job
>>214556010:'(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epvlvDzKfv8
>>214556264shag that
>>214556119steady on x
>>214556305nowt wrong with Hitler
>>214556318True. Americans are bizarre creatures
fizzy mango coconut peach orange lemonade
>>214556355Should be Lord Chancellor for KFC and watermelons
>>214556111for me it's 607 unc
>>214556322we're basically already at war. they've found and killed multiple british military personnel in ukraine including high ranking ones. also we fired missiles at them
>>214556355should be the shadow minister
>>214556377dscreamng
>>214556355ugly ass negro
>>214556355lord sir david lamy
David Limmy
>>214556274Entryism to which parties?Reform? 1980s toryboys.You are not going to reform the System.The System will not allow another 1933. System parties won't even allow conservative nationalists to come to power in places like Romania or France, so why would they allow NS?
>>214556390ok rorke
>>214556394>>214556397SCREAM
shiny catches the-day: chansey (dupe) pidgey (dupe) oricorio, which is cool I wanted that one >today I gained 1.045M XP in Pokemon Go, inus 150K for a frienship level-up, but before the rest of the levelupsI have 125 Pokemon to look through and evolve with this lucky star with a battery power bank I am hoping to get that up to 1.3m+, and I know where there is another 100K XP (daily) to be had
>>214556355deputy prime mini__er
>>214556142You're clearly not desperate enough lad.Back in my day I smoked all kinds of dirty shit and found all kinds of work around in tricky situations to get high. You are a poser, not a true drugger. For shame.
developing schizophrenia from within the confines of my incel catacomb
>>214556403nobody wants your gay larp ideology stfu commiefreak
>>214556309desperate times call for desperate measures
>>214556390if we're at war with russia how come we havent been drafted?you = btfo
will have to drown my sorrows with madri.beer just doesn’t compare though
>>214556425grpw uo
>>214556430yeah go outside Rorkeit really is not good but even if you are not an outside kind of person, and cant do a lot of it, I hope all the best for you
>>214556425How far do you walk in a day?
>>214556350elt... um, bit dry
>>214556444was no draft for iraq or afghanistan was there mate. use your noggin
Nazimong what's your opinion on Hendrik Verwoerd
>>214556142you're mental
>imagine being Br'ish
>>214556479today I walked 15-20 miles, not counting the 2.5 miles each way there and back. I didnt go wondering around today and stayed focused and this meant I didnt have to go to the toilet often
>>214556490so we're not going to be drafted then? good to hear
Western European nations/civilisation is already dead
>>214556492he’s googling him just now give it a minute
>>214556455I wonder how many times a day his pussy takes a steamy shit? These fags worship a man's shit pipe and its repulsive. No matter how many times he washes it, shaves it, bleaches it, powders it, perfumes it or pretends it a pussy it will always be a dudes bacteria ridden sewer pipe. He is a shit eating failure of a man, when he hits the wall at 29 he will be a swinging.
acme lid boporbald ice moporam cody liporload my pic
>>214556455Mates.Madri.Mental health.(dont burden me with your troubles though, i dont care)
>>214556355the new parliament BULL
>>214556501How? It was a full on puddle I think you people think I rolled it with cardboard or something if I picked it up it would’ve turned into mush as i touched it
I'm kind of a homo-sceptic
tgif
:(
>>214556562stuf paedo loser
Not sure what to do with the cans, lads
On the whisky out the bottle lads. Got a cold and need to keep the throat sterile you see
nogwarts school of bitchcraft and niggardry
Britain and France are clearly going to war. Ironically, nationalists in Europe are now essentially in the position communists were in 1914, in that we are opposed to our own governments.
>>214556576stick them up your fat arse you boring cunt
>>214556564radical red?
>>214556564just seen diego in fabric absolute pinging off his titsarms round two blonde stunners with very decent tits
>>214556538and that's a good thingthe world can begin to heal, with china at the helm, leading us to a glorious yank free world
>>214556593>Britain and France are clearly going to war.i'll be sure to only shoot black "frenchies"
chicken supernoodles topped with tesco non-finest beef meatballs fried in air for dinner
/Brit/
>>214556602yh(e binble)
>>214556576split them open and slice your wrists x
>>214556628here I am
you can openly say that you want to rape dead children and all they can do is call you a pedo (which means nothing coming from them). insane
>>214556538Yeah obviously. Died in 1945.That's why we need a new worldview and unifying idea, which will be National Socialism.
>>214556559like the other lad said fish it out and carry it home then dry it. Cor want weed now even floor weed
>>214556625don't think evility is a word
>>214556576Stack them into a pyramid and post a pic for the lads lad
corr floor weed
>>214556625not niceimagine if aliens cut your eyes off to try get you to impregnate more women, even the ugly ones
>>214556600Lad, I do that anyway>>214556630Erm, then it would get on the floor>>214556677Last time I posted a picture I got a week's ban
any vegetarian man in?
an evil ghoul is afoot in this thread
>>214556684
if I ever have a break from Pokemon Go in the next 10-11 days I am gonna see how many days I can go without eating for
>>214556676Thats why I took the photo
not really vibing with /brit/ this evening
>>214556663Cooorrrr I'll be adding that to the watch list
Not floor weed though is it. It’s puddle weed with dirt and all types of shit in it probably dog shit too
>>214556730eating is nice though
skinny yardie cronem arriving in range rovers in front of the gherkin
>>214556689why did you get banned
>>214555467
>>214556752yankaroni
rorkemon go
FUCKING DODGY FIRE STICK STILL OFFLINE WHATA GOING ON!!!!!!!!!
imagine sending zoomy troons to go fight hardened chechen terrorists its going to be a rapefest
>>214556626more like radial reddit fun hack tho definitely A tier
>>214556562the raped
>>214556773For posting a picture, ladWas for doxxing apparentlyCan't post images containing known place names or ome shite when I asked in the chat
>>214556724im not ignoring you
>>214556790Chechens moslems hate gays with a furious passion
the hairy porter is real?
>>214556811?
bit scary that this is what your life amounts to
chat is this place real or is it a fake place
>>214556689lol you're such a compulsive liar are you even capable of telling the truth?
>>214556846UM x
>>214556815so?
>>214556851Have a lad, spaino
>>214556836im not giving you no (you)s on purpose im just analysing... its pointless though and everything has been done
>>214556689Don't lie, you ponceyboy Get it done and posted for the lads now
>>214556687Don't need to image because it isnt real and wont happen will it
>monday off>grand prix weekend>first weekend of the nflthinking it will be a late night and an epic steamingtoil
>>214556492Apartheid was never going to last.No system of slavery or segregation ever does. From Sparta to the Confederate States. The only way is to clear the land.
>>214556815they don't consider it gay if they're on top
>>214556893ok
>>214556830What's this from? Looks hilarious.
>>214556870aye gurl...eheh
it's moored in Miami
>>214556939UM
>>214556845you talkin' to me?
any the raped man in
>>214556925
feed me nice drugs
my tea was nice
I'll be in Swaffham at 3pm outside the vegetable tent
probably going to flirt and fuck some guys asshole (not near where I live) before these days are up and I go back to normal (likes both). doesnt count with guys
>>214556877Yh? You ever seen hyenas going at it at a wounded buffalo. They start from the arse and not in a sensual way
>>214556998tarqs live next to places like "swaffham market" - or more like, "The swaffham market at-noon with tweed"
poke mongo
Do you have trad girls in Britain too?
lets go to the The swaffham market for scones at The swaffham market at-noon to eat scones where we all go is a gay time with tweed on the hill
>>214557037don't mind if i do
went to the pube at lunch and there was a mandatory 12.5% 'service charge' for foodwhen did we become yankland with regards tipping
>>214557001Have you shagged other lads before or what
>>214556921If youre lucky. If you roll a six it all be cannibal holocaust.
mousenonce is going to rape some lad
>>214557047her bodycount is like 400 and thats the minimum
>>214557071Name and shame the pub lad, I need to know to steer clear. Wasn't a spoons was it?
>>214557094so desperate
>>214557106What makes you say that?
>>214557077UM x
>>214557077prefer the other kind of overdeveloped
today I found a mirror and I saw what it looks like when im happy and when im sad
>>214557077ermchebs?>>214557137Bit smaller than the Latvians but much smaller than the new toil girl
>>214557137damb sexy chav fairies
Wouldn't mind a nice 18 year old, if I'm being honest.If that makes me a dirty old man, so be it.
Cansmong is a creepy old bastard
>>214557077sick of these slags who dont even show their arse
>>214557186how old are you?
today my seminal tubes ached (the oats are overcooked!) and I wanted to jerk off but I remembered fasting and how you get a boost after the first hard part so I still want to try that. it does take like 30(?) days to fully make all the cum though so the oats are NOT overcooked. not wanking helped me understand that saying
>>214557201Have a lad, can
every one a dj these dayseven diego could dj for goodness sake
>>214557182well thats probably a man
>>214557238>>214557238>>214557238
>>214557206that one is 14
>>21455721933
