genesis p orridge with the peter gabriel haircut
scream greng
if you don't wash your arsehole after a poo you're basically walking around with poo on your batty
neoliberal bull logging in
>>214557243>probablyok fucking stephen einstein
Wish I could do the carnavore diet but I'm too poor Although I'd still eat some veggies and probably nuts too
bossman put a sign in the shop window: "WE SELL ALCOHOL" and asked me if/why I bite my nails and gave me 20p off a MONSTER
>>214557262that's what wiping is for
>>214557299>tattoosruined
>>214557293nah, wiping just spreads poo over your arsehole
not jerking off however if I did
>>214557299would love to slap her red
Castrol GTX
sir fumicular derailment
ate 5k calories today. i feel like i'm going to throw up
>>214557320there are moistened towelettes specially made to be flushable
just remembered i saw canslads da yesterday
>>214557356cockmogs me!
I've arsed my life
would love to be a security guard in a mall
horse
done in lads, might just get off to bed
>>214557360genesis p orridge
The toilfu was in work today but I didn't see her once all day somehow. Saddening thing this.
>>214557356he gets 20p off his monsters
there was a fat mong who liked canshe put one on top of his glanshe was fucking it rawblood all on the floorit fell off now he calls himself trans
people shouldnt do nofap that shit is retarded however jerking off 6 times a day probably gives you negative aura/vibes
have you got a battery for an Ericsson?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0doing a glisten
would you let a woman put you in a cock cage if she was a fitness instructor and she promises to make you ripped?
>>214557402hope shes bouncing on a massive ebony totem pole right now and creaming over his girth
>>214557442Nah, nofap is based.
what are bri'ish boi butts like?
>>214557456what, are you a woman or something
>>214557468pooey, hairy and smelly
Canslad unmasked
>>214557468go ask your mother
>>214557433Cwltshc
Incel should take over and sexually repress everyone
>>214557568facts
Out with the missus x
>>214557591you will never experience love
>>214557516the raped
>>214557591might as well be topless the daft trollop
the thing that unifies everyone here is our love of catbergs
>>214557591got the bull booked?
>>214557614Maybe she has herpes or some shit
just put 10k into my GIA
*dies suddenly*
95% of things in america are made from plastic
>>214557644and our love of fingering them
I just had sex
>>214557620ok charls
reminder to report BE flags posts
>>214557625deeply unserious country
>>214557644
BRING BACK THE FUCKING FOOTY SIR KEIR STARMER
>>214557614why would you do that with a one night stand? just get your nut
why don't slaggy women from the 90s exist?
For Canslad? It's the raping of the cans with his mouth
Does your barber also cut your hair like this?
>>214557644good postthe dogmongs won't like this one bit though
>>214557695shes so fit
>>214557457I actually think she may be a virgin or very low body count. She apparently did game design at uni in the same city as me. Also she is extremely quiet, even when she talks it's a quiet, higher pitched voice like she hasn't strained her voice box ever. I like her but don't know how I would ever get to know her other than at work. I say hello every time I see her but she is so quiet I'm not sure how to get more out of her. Need to start asking "hows things" after saying hello
>>214557695she's so fat
>>214557695she's very mid
>>214557715no i like dogs too
might start eating more mackerel sardines have been VERY sparse recently
>>214557644..yh
It's actually pretty mental how Farage is such an obvious Russian shill and how Russia are manipulating the west yet everyone will just vote for it anyway. Well played desu
Never had pets growing up because I lived in a household devoid of love you see
>>214557653That'll all be confiscated when you refuse conscription
>I actually think she may be a virgin or very low body count. >*proceeds to write an essay jam packed with as many red flags as he can possibly fit in there*yeah ok mate
>>214557798all labour has to do is kill off immigration. that's literally it but they'd rather commit suicide
get the pure satire posted
>>214557614she got a rancid sweaty puss after dancing in a hot club for hours and you want to suck on thatdisfgusting
>doesheknow.jpg
>>214557798bit like how you're such an obvious virgin but unlike how everyone still doesn't have sex with you
>>214557695She needs to lose a few kgs
>>214557798Oh sugar, he's a real bad psych and if he finds out you're not repping bad psych you've got another thing coming
what do people think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?
>>214557798>Russia are manipulating the westNot really
>>214557798find it amusing that retards like you believe russia can manipulate massive important western countries at a whim but the usa could never possibly have manipulated ukraine even though they have a long history of doing such things
>>214557869there's 200 million of them and they have the GDP of Italy
>>214557868prefer not to say
>criticise Russia>floods of posts defending them immidiately flood in Like clockworkI should talk about how cool tattoos are next for my (you) harvest
Think I might take up studying philosophy and impress the girls with my logical arguments about why noncing 18 year old girls is morally acceptable
mental how I think of my days skiving from sixth form as comfy and fun but they're basically the exact moment in time in which I ruined my life irreversibly
>>214557811What's the red flags lad? Please do elaborate so that I may be as enlightened as you
start doing this
Hey, it's that dog
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>214557974i dropped off trying after gcses however i don't think of any of it as comfy. just miserably fading into the ether
>>214557238amazing editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ
worried i might have to go BACK to tesco to get more mixers there's a bab shop open below me until 2am if worst comes to worst but it's a bit weird to walk in and ask bossman for a litre of sprite isnt it
>>214557981the lies of the womanly jew have rotted your mind to the point you are beyond even my helpthe best i can do for you is just to say stop believing them
>>214557984I cant run sry im sort of a useless horse and dont stay in my field
>>214557876All major powers have used psychic warfare on each other and themselves since mass media became a thing And to good affect
Boxing on channel 5 lads, get it on boys!
>>214557903Russia's economy is larger than Germany.
Nah college was comfy as FUCKlong breaks in-between classes spent in the common roomWe all had our favourite tables and played cardsYoung enough to not have any responsibilities, old enough to drink and have house parties and sexJust learning to drive and experiencing freedom for the first timePlaying video games after college without feeling guilty TAKE ME BACK
>>214558041Miss 24/7 shops
all nice and well but the bulbous pg tips are heinously hurling through hymens x
>>214557995
>>214558041just cover it off by getting a garlic bread and cheese as well. can eat it tomorrow if you're not hungry
kanpai! pintsu!
>>214557798>le russia is behind everythingone of the biggest signs of midwit in the modern political environment, almost childish
just found out inbetweeners was fake. When will ate the weed and he got “high” The science says eating weed does nothing as it needs to be heated to get THC
>>214558058>have house parties and sexahha... yeah...
get them free teslas
>it needs to be heated to get THCproof? source?
did you lads ever wank at school?
screaminghttps://soundcloud.com/chickinmix/heartbeat
>>214558042There are no lies mate she talks so little that what information I do have is from others in the office. One older lady said I should speak to her since i like games, but at that time I had a gf so wasn't wanting to be chatting to other woman like that.
>>214558100its that robert umbongo chap
I need a japanese gf
>>214558049it’s just funny when people say shit like russia is occupying the white house yet if you suggest america had anything to do with the coup in ukraine that’s somehow an impossibility, as if they didn’t have every reason too and haven’t done the same thing a million times before
>>214558137need them all locked up, some executed, probably
>>214557718
David Lammy is an alpha male
>>214558111He died an incel
insane levels of samefaggotry right now why does he do it
>>214558172japanese gf fandom is dying
what do bri'ish bois smell like?
>>214558151oh you got that from another foid did you?you really are in hell lad, you have my sympathy
>>214558142in assembly yh
>>214558138
>>214558203poo and farts and shit
wsup bros
Djorkaeff
>>214558201as i long as i live, it will never die
>>214558185the raped
>>214558210>Google search snippet about decarboxylationthanks science worshipper fags guess nettles get red hot when they decarbolyse histone to histamine
taught that runt a lesson
If the ZOG regime manages to start WW3 with Russia without rebellion then it's over. 50m+ dead Whites would mean the absolute end of our race. Whites will not survive until 2100 in that scenario.
if you dont like it then fuck offBOSH
Early 2000s Bolton Wanderers
what does sex smell like
MAGAtards are losing their minds over this
>>214558262Look at the state of that fucking neek
Absolutely mental how that one post triggered a flood of russian bots. Bit scary actually.
Mart Poom
>>214558287Trump was a psyop from the start
>>214558298did I ask actually
>>214558287don's hair looks a bit thin on this photo. he won't like this.
Man like gervinho
>>214558262never seen this cunt without a drink
Elmander
Paulo Wanchope
>>214558258NATO should expand to the Urals.
>>214558287Um actually that means he's made those billionaires bend the knee and be based
leftypol commenting on appearances again despite being "accepting"
>>214558287bill gate looking at the 30 quid note on the wall
>>214558203Tea, warm pastries and fresh grass after rain. ^_^
>>214558326sounds like a pokemon
woke up, felt like shit, went to work, felt like shit
shaun goater out of nowhere
>>214558335l 'accept' you look like shit
>>214558287oh no the billionaires all in cahoots to enslave humanity in their globohomo technoclown hellworld are they?
>>214558362Admit it Rorke: you didn't expect to see Shaun Goater in this thread.
>>214558326
erm, Canada? yes
Haven't come across a single shiny squirtle, charmander or bulbasaurNot even ONE
finding it all a bit mental and mad, really, I am.
>>214558370why are you so angry all the time? go outside and get some exercise you fat pos
>>214558397neither have ibit shit really
genuinely this is what it was all abouthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqVfk4KkGEs
>>214558370peter thiel is literally going to create an AI powered super surveillance state and migatards will cheer on it
>>214558418the raped
we'll do ONE last voddy thenand then that'll be it
>>214558397>>214558421remember to evolve your ivysaur to get the exclusive and limited time TM (bulbasaur has the best one IMO)
>>214558434on the soju myself
>>214558341As I thought ^w^
zoomers don't remember the fast showhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQHdGaMxzxQ
>>214558442What is it?
>>214558328NATO is a tool of jewish capitalist plutocracy
l feel very sad
>>214558458idk check the news post
Come on Kelly, fuck that marks by cunt right up
>>214558397bet a few shiny cocks have cum across you though in that time
>>214558466*yawns*
>>214558466>jewish capitalist plutocracyyou just described russia tho
>>214558328ok rorke
The Revolt of the Underman
we well and truly live in hellthe prison walls are being built around us as we speak
what on earth
>>214558434Yh just the one mate... puring my "last" gin and coke as we speak
>>214558513screaming this is me
They're Reading .. the Canada Book
>>214558534how has starmer appointed him without unlocking him first
>>214558516led by people that couldn't manage a mcdonalds
>>214558492The Russian state directs its production.
>>214558516>cooper as foreign minister
Derby Square, 1938 and 2025
You lot are my mates, yea?
>>214558534fella looks like a bowling ball
>>214558492cope russia doesn’t help israel at all unlike usa/uk/france and its geopolitical aims are usually at odds with theirs
>>214558580I hate you with every fibre of my being
>>214558574i know right, she isn't even a foreigner what are they playing at!
>>214558516would shag every woman and none of the men
>>214558536last orders innitlast orderslast drink of the nightthen we'll get a good nights sleep and get on with the saturday
Lord Street, 1981 and 2025
airpods are so fucking sick definitely worth £220
>>214558041You live above a kebab shop? Ever been hogpeeling?
>>214558580are you brown? if no, yes
Danny has quit rate my takeaway. It's over.
>>214558562Yeah ok fine, I chuckled a bit
>>214558573ah so it's a jewish state capitalist plutocracy
Salthouse Quay, 1890s and 2025
>>214558632knacker cracker has been put away for the last time
mental how boring and uncharismatic I am
we lost
>>214558612L1 nailsWhat a name
>>214558580Ask your mates not us
Ranelagh Street, 1939 and 2025
Here's one for youMalbranque
>>214558656cronem in there getting fat while i'm in the gym across the road getting ready
Anyone want to go out for a drink tomorrow night? I'm around Edinburgh/fife
the world we knew is gone
haha
>>214558625the raped
I've been pissing in the sink for the last 10 years. The average cost of a flush is around 1 pence. Averaging 6 toilet trips a day, over 10 years, that's nearly £210 saved.
>>214558686
>>214558032<3
>>214558612corr get a load of that Leyland Atlantean
>>214558722the raped
Pisswank on the cards, lads
>>214558707what’s wrong with hbo is it a man
>>214558752used to do thatwhen i was on the meow meow muck
I got a 15/15/14 modern type verison scatterbug
^_~
2010 Stoke City
>>214558686when i was a kid it was not unusual to see people riding about the neighbourhood on horsebackthe horse farms are all still there but they seem to just stay in the fields all the timewhat's that about?
Canslad here with the updateIt's cold, lads
>>214558776the raped
>>214558757its comparing the two. you assume there is something wrong with both. why? before you answer, ill help. its because youre an idiot.
>>214558763I don’t actually know what a pisswank is I just said it cuz I thought it sounded silly. I’ll not venture out of my comfort zone ever again.
>>214558794hello sir boomer
>>214558632September 2025, Beard Meats Food is now master of Youtube. Only Gary Eats stands before him. Restaurants are now battlefields.
more people immigrated to britain in 2022, than from 1066-2000
>>214558794are you irish
>>214558757she's a beautiful english non-binary dad
What made him crash out like that
I screamI poo
>>214558794never seen a horse in my life
>>214558813pissing on yourself in your mouth whilst wanking it etc
>>214558795Are you seeing this lad?Kelly is not looking too good.I would like him to beat the browner man, marks by but I am beginning to lose faith
>>214558817>>21455882524 years old and english maybe my neighbourhood was just full of pikeys>>214558848feel bad for you they're wonderful creatures
>>214558820They didn't have McDonald's in 1066 though did they
>>214558811sounds raped
>>214558828In hindsight moot was reddit
>>214558853Ahh ok, yeah I don’t think I’ll be doing that
bombed cliporcobbled impormy cod blipordimply cob
>>214558871i raped your mum
Hasan piker looking ah staring at me
doin your mom doin doin your mom
>>214558903rapeception
thinking back to my youth when people would go to work on their penny farthings you don't see that much these days
>>214558910is that your house
Listening to Deeply Dippy by Right Said Fred
>>214558910THAT'S MY FLATMATE LMAOOOO
>>214558929you should write that down. tell it to your irl friends
>>214558656STOOOCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKPOOOOOOOOOORRRRTTT
remembering in my younger days people used to go out in loinclothswonder when they went out of fashion
>>214558910Looks like a Reddit Joey Barton
>>214558939horse
>>214558975Need this lad on taskmaster haha
need someone like based daddy Trump to fix this country
>>214558939Aye>>214558958When was he in paris
remember when all of this was fields
might start raping the smallest weakest male in this thread
>>214558999
>>214558975humiliation ritual
>>214558811>>214558903>>214558962you got the raped and have no friends or family you don't even like posting here but there's nowhere else for you to go lol
just started getting raped by the second smallest second weakest male in this thread
>>214559004>trump>based
>>214559020won't be me i'm 6'0" and 14 stone
>>214559044seething. get a life nigg*r faggot
>>214559004uh wasn't he supposed to be the president of peace
>>2145590205'5 110lb
>>214559072get unraped oh wait
love russia so much hate “great” shitstain
mental how we're all mates here, being godfather to each other's children, best man at each other's weddings, introducing each other as uncles to our children. beautiful really
russia says UK (England) is there number 1 enemy I don’t know why it would be us and not USA
Want to buy some barren land and make it into a forest
>>214559072Did you just censor yourself on 4chan you utter yank cunt? Fuck me.
>>214559082get better material oh wait youre too fucking dumbstop repeating yourself like a muppet oh waitdick riding n*gger faggot
>>214555480
honestly get turned on when a man's height starts with 5
russia is run by mafiosobritain is run by paedophileschina is run by ???
>>214559120oh no is the raped gonna cry :(
>>214559122oh ew no thanks
>>214559147Insect people
>>214558641It's not jewish lolthis is a cope by western azovites
>>214559147
>>214558576Bloody woke planting trees to spoil our city views
>>214559004why does nobody understand that almost all his exec orders can just be reversed in a day after he's gone
>>214558656I don't hear no bell
