30 And Cant Drive Edition>>214670166
Based Mumbai
https://youtu.be/EwejUh3m9FgWe're never getting the files. The pedos win..
he's just like me>>214672057just jewin'
i will totally watch that
true
Roasting broccoli
>>214672057>>214672067
what the FUCK did he mean by this
Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!
>>214672094idk why this is circling when we have the original from a few weeks agohttps://files.catbox.moe/lpzimp.png
thank god I didn't vote for him
gotta be awake in 6 hours 10 minutes
>>214672134yeah you changed the world. stfu
I write in "nigger kike" in every option on my ballot Democracy is about making your voice heard
Gonna clear the ole penile pipesThen put on some music and study for a few hours
>>214672172>he wants Obama 3rd term
this nigga into urethral sounding
>>214672189>studyabsolute GOYIM
driving Is one of the few skills I have
what did he buy
Cool life hack I learned recently you can just sexually harass foreign women online. There's zero consequences to doing soLife hack
>>214672130There's nudity and this is a blue board.
>>214672236You're Indian and this thread is for Americans.
>>214672243Shut up nigger. Go make /burger/ for Americans only.
Why even get with mids? I kinda have this anxiety that having kids would mean that they'd have my mid genetics and suffer.
>>214672224its not looking good...
>>214672268you're not looking good that's true
what does BNWO stand for?
>i said this sucks, change your name to the brown fag
Too many nights
drumpf had epstein killed
guys I'm starting to think we should just execute trannies
>>214672282Be Nice With Others
>>214672312and pedos
>>214672256Racism is not allowed. You could be banned for that.
Conspiracy shit isn’t even fun anymore. There used to be a certain amount of intrigue and plausible deniability that made investigating this shit interesting and compelling. But now it’s just way too matter-of-fact. The ruling class and the President of the United States himself are straight-up pedophile human traffickers. They swear absolute fealty to the state of israel and actively support genocide. And with neoliberal austerity, techno-feudalism, and mass immigration, the funnelling of all wealth into the pockets of the ruling class is only accelerating. It’s all just nauseating and it’s only going to get worse. My neighbours talk about chemtrails unironically. We are schizophrenic propagandized society of retards fighting a culture war in service of an eternal blood orgy. I genuinely don’t know how to live in this context. It’s a nightmare.
>>214672316that's bad news for you then
>>214672302It was u.s intelligence that pulled the plug on him First they scoop him up seize all of his blackmail material so it can't be leaked (and so they can then use it themselves too), then off himThey'd have the most motive But it's possible people like Trump gave tacit implicit approval to whoever actually spun up the plan
>>214672327nah conspiracy shit is only fun when high IQ people are involved, unlike you who just believes any stupid sloppa you hear.
>>214672327nothing is hidden anymore drumpf being a pedo is just the tip of the iceberg
>>214672256>he admits to being Indian and not Canadian or Americankek
shut up about epstein no one cares
>>214672327Simulacra and Stimulation
>>214672327Wifi tracking your body using distortion signatures and chemtrails and cloudseeding weather modification are real, publicly disclosed and confessed public information.
>>214672396that's not a conspiracy theory though
whom /ugly/ and /retarded/?
Going to smoke some weed
>>214672231what the hell, ok I’m in
Gigantic foid at the gym. 6'4 at least. Mountable ogress. Cute, though. Hips wider than a door frame—baby will have extra space for a kitchen. Kek! Could squeeze out two side-by-side together. If she even reproduces normally. Maybe she lays dragon eggs. Anyway, I see the appeal.
>>214672409It was until they admitted it was just a conspiracy
>>214672426AI generated post
>>214671997the gf said she like likes me
>>214672443t. MORON
>>214672417Everyone ITT
>>2146724174chan people in general are subhumans. These stereotypes exist for a reason. They’re ugly and retarded misanthropes. You’re in the right place.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>214672459we do also get the occasional failed normie who comes here to brag
>>214672396Chem trails aren't real the other two you listed are real but not really scary
Born to sufferForced to sufferAll is right in the world
>>214672417
everyone is a subhuman except me, i'm da based alpha
Going to go vape some dry herb cannabis in my dry herb cannabis vape
The amount of bowel movements i have in a day is insaneIdk how my body can contain so much poo It's unfathomable
>>214672489>weather modification inc.>cloud seeding inventor had to do a PSA saying he didn't flood texas a day after he announced his shit and texas flooded>dubau regularly flooded from cloud seedingok
mea culpa mea culpa
>>214672551me sexoyou cumo
>>214672548The pic you posted is a good idea though
The street heats the urgency of nowAs you see there's no one around
Sir... I am sorry... I must do the needful with your door..
>>214672509bro thinks he's cloud from ff
>>214672560https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2001/aug/30/sillyseason.physicalsciences
I need that VOLUME
I say they should make the rain last foreverThey're already playing God, why not go for another flood
Well I still love the girl from BenningtonEven though I'll never see her eyesI love those fucking eyes
Fuck Shaun the Sheep
>>214672560https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/03/01/1069283/researchers-launched-a-solar-geoengineering-test-flight-in-the-uk-last-fall/The “Stratospheric Aerosol Transport and Nucleation,” or SATAN, balloon systems were made from stock and hobbyist components, with hardware costs that ran less than $1,000.
I support trans rights and accept that trans women are women. My reasons:>It makes the dumbest people in the world so angry that it’s really funny>The category of “woman” is not something that’s important to me - a dog could be a “woman” for all I care>It’s funny watching trans women act like women and be treated as such - it’s an entertaining little bit of social theatre
Weather modification is real but it's for legitimate reasons like trying to increase rainfall for crops and stuff Stop being schizo
>>214672623We do this in Alberta to prevent hail storms, insurance companies pay for it
Almighty God gave us the rainbow signNo more water, the fire next time
The internet and bodycams are making us realize that our grandparents weren’t racist. They were right.
Didn't relapse again award despite the cravingsberg
>>214672617HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
I dropped out of uni. What do?
>>214672727are you a fatty
>>214672567based heat of the moment doorfucker
>>214672727respect
misery loves company
>>214672748Gotta admit this is pretty high testosterone and favstian
>>214672741a glutton for drugs so yes of sorts but not exactly what you mean
>>214672765you areBROWN
>>2146726434chan is 50% incels and 50% trannies (also incels). If the incels could get over their hatred of trannies, their problems would be solved. All the 4chan losers could pair-off with a /tttt/girl and moot could finally shut this stupid website down forever.
>>214672793this is stupidnot trueand you're retarded and gay
>>214672793i would flick you in the forehead for spouting this hunk a junk anywhere within earshot of me
I don't want to survive. I want to live
>>214672793Why would I hate someone who was tricked into mutilating himself?I feel sorry for them but I'm not going to play into their delusions
>>214672800It’s actually “smart” and “true” and also I’m retarded and gay and YOU are chinese.
they’re saying there isn’t going to be a thursday this week
>>214672809No you wouldn’t >>214672815Yes you are
Trans rights is fascist. Fascism is about self overcoming,the aryan species vitalistic drive to overcomeCutting off your dick is the summit of fascistic thought
>>214672828>no matter how hard it gets, the sun always rises to-
>>214672748and this guy is invited to come live in America or Canada and he gets to decide how the country is run too
I like trannies but I’m not sexually or romantically attracted to them.
>>214672810Survive literally means to overcome lifeSur = over/aboveVive = to live (similar to Spanish verb vivir)
It’s just one of those days
>>214672231Yeah, I'd suck her cock.
I hate trannies but I goon to them constantly.
>>214672869bro may be fat and hairlessbut he has the aura about him
>>214672869has he somehow gotten fatter?
grim thread tonight
>>214672560No, it isn't. You'd get global crop failures resulting in unprecedented famines.
where's that gay guy who pretends to be straight?
There’s this one trans girl in one of my university classes who is totally cute. The feast of them are pretty yucky though.
guys you gotta stop making such awful posts, really bringin the place down.
>>214672885Nah he’s actually lost a bunch of weight since hitting it off with Sam.
>>214672911why are the bongs trying to kill us all?
>>214672945I mean if I were trapped in Britain, I'd want everything to die too.
>>214672911How do you know that would happen?
>>214672952fair enough
I sent you a message request
Vaginas are gross. They look weird, they smell weird, etc. Now dicks I can handle. I’ve been masturbating my whole life so I am very experienced with dicks. I’ll suck your dick and then you suck my dick and everybody wins. Or we could jerk our dicks off together and grind up against each other and spray cum all over each other’s dicks and then lick each other clean. These are just some ideas.
got a warning lads
>>214672986for being a faggit?
>>214672987no he saves those ones for you
>>214672260literally and unironically me in that pic shitposting while she sleeps
>>214673006well I've never got one so must be just for you, fagtard
Absolutely grim threadTake your faggery somewhere else
The worst part about banging a femboy or trans girl is trying not to let them see you cry afterwards.
>>214672986
>>214673013he's saving them up, you're gonna get like 500 all at once
>>214673017don't see why fags can't just go jack off and leave us in peace.
>>214673017>>214673046It’s a specifically targeted punishment. It’s deliberate psychological terrorism. You will be made to read about gay shit. You will be made to think about gay shit. You are gay.
Bangerhttps://youtu.be/4skA-GGb914?si=Prrc5TgQDuoQQ531
Trans girl cum tastes like cotton candy
Would you eat this?
>urine always dark colored no matter how much I drink when I wake up it's dark>Thirsty all the time>weird pains in my joints, feet, legs, >Pain around my liver>almost never get a full sleep, & when I do sleep it's like half asleepI think I may be slowly dying
>>214673102that's a lot of pesto baby
>>214673102I wouldn't
>>214673103erm yeah that's something wrong with your liver better go see the doctor
>>214673102What's that a mufallata?Sure they're pretty good
>>214673103Doctor
>>214673091It’s too late, I’m just going to go to bed
>>214671997I used to think black people weren't that bad til I went to school with them and they constantly harass me over shit and beat me up now I am able to beat up most black people and I am glad the second I got strong enough I just started punching them Funny part is the second you start winning they scream like women
>>214673125>>214673128It's been like this for years. It's probably fineIf it was going to kill me, it would have already killed me
>>214673150Please tell your doctor
>>214673150I mean I guess if you're trying to die then whatever right but uh yeah that's clearly not good
It confuses me how black people will always find a reason to attack white people and you will always be at fault for no reason I also hate wiggers why can't the world be populated by asians and whites
>>214673102I would and about 20 minutes later I'd feel like shit from all the salt and oils. Probably have violent, terroristic diarrhea and ruin my entire toilet.
>>214673150>If it was going to kill me, it would have already killed mejust go to a doctor, peeing orange crush and always being thirsty is not normal!
>>214673156I don't have a doc or health insurance Don't be absurd there's nothing doctors can do
You all speak so much of those who you despise. But is there anybody you actually love?
>>214673190>I don't have a doc or health insuranceThis country is a dystopia
>>214673191My friends and family and /cum/mers, even the ones who have political opinions that I disagree with
Jesse pink man
>>214673191I love trans women
Why are all people who aren't racist not live around blacks? I mean beaners atleast will be civilized
>>214673167 I'm white and have never experienced thatBlack people, even thug looking ghetto types, never got in my wayI remember once a black kid in high school followed me into the bathroom and asked me "if I wanted anything" like he was trying to sell drugs lolBut other than that they weirdly just ignore me usually
>>214673228>Why are all people who aren't racist not live around blacks?
>>214673103>>214673150This could be a bunch of things but the liver pain and dark urine could be signs of something serious. It could be there for a while but liver issues often take years to take their toll.
>>214673190>Dark yellow/orange urine with constant thirst for years can signal:>High sugar levels / diabetes (thirst + dark urine = possible high glucose)>Liver or bile duct issues (orange urine, especially if skin/eyes yellowish)>Kidney issues (impaired filtering) Certain vitamins/medications (esp. B-vitamins, beta-carotene, or meds)>Since it’s persisted for 2–3 years, you should see a doctor soon for blood/urine tests (glucose, liver, kidney function).your money is worthless if you diejust spend $300 or whatever and continue livingthink of it as an investment
>>214673236I was small and literally beaten up in middle school the second I went in highschool I basically started beating them up and was accused of being a Nazi because I kept calling them the n word and punching them after that they basically started to not mess with me
>>214673202Why do you like docs so much? If docs were all big breasted women and their prescription was to offer their breasts to me,Well heck then I'd go to the doctor every but that's not the case in America sadly
I don't want to jerk off but I'm bored
>>214673191I love art and videogames(art) and books(art)also my family, drugs, food, exercise, pets etc.
>>214673252Yeah a lot of that stuff is detectable in a typical lab panel.
I fought like 20 black guys once. They were trying to rape all the white women in my high school. The darkies thought I was from the KKK but I’m actually a righteous warrior of Jesus Christ. I knocked a few out and the rest went running, screaming and singing slave songs. I did the white man proud that day,
>I fought like 20 black guys once. They were trying to rape all the white women in my high school. The darkies thought I was from the KKK but I’m actually a righteous warrior of Jesus Christ. I knocked a few out and the rest went running, screaming and singing slave songs. I did the white man proud that day
>>214673312I wish I did that but I just usually slap them and call them the n word but I had to stop because they threaten to call the police on me
>>214673312Bro tier Sikh warrior
>>214673254I was small and looked like a nerd but blacks didn't seem to care about meSeemed like they mostly kept to themselves and their squabbles were usually with each otherI did go to a really big high school though so it was pretty easy to just blend into the background unnoticed
>>214673202It's a mess. Most people I know have stories about insurance finding ways to avoid paying for stuff. One guy was facing life-changing injuries amidst it. Every healthcare worker I know fucking despises health insurance companies.
My girlfriend is sick and that's not okay.
>>214673337Wtf this isn’t me! I’m actually an aryan chad. Delete this right now!>>214673340I forgot to call them the n word. Big mistake on my part.
>>214673366I got the anecdote huh huh huh
how lucky can one guy beI kissed her and she kissed melike the fella once saidain't that a kick in the head
>>214673337
how do i get money
ya boi needs a soda
>>214673378
>>214673366Wow you're coolYou have a gfA female woman, who is attracted to you and has sex with youYOURE SO FUCKING COOLHOLY SHIT YOU GET TO HAVE SEX AND BE DESIREDWOWMUST MAKE YOU FEEL SO POWERFUL TO BRAG ABOUT THIS TO MEN WHO ARE SO LONELY THAT THEY ARE SUICIDALYOURE SO FUCKING COOL OMG
>>214673148based Nigger Killer
>>214673401This, so much this
>>214673401not my problem
Healthcare is worthless what doesn't kill you makes you stronger Everytime you take jewpills you're training your body to be weaker
>>214673401Wow what a Chad
>>214673337this is unironically a jeet fantasy, you just know they daydream about being strong heroic figures and getting rewarded with white pussy.
I’m not just a chad, I’m a conservachad. And I’m going to save the west or die trying.
My president is a pedophile
>>214673449Oh he's just like me!
I will NOT be forgetting to take some razor blades home from work tomorrow!I'll show you all pictures of the beginning of me turning my thighs into barcodes.Am I supposed to put a bandaid on the cut or just let it bleed? I am doing this because I am sad that I've never had a gf. That is the entire reason
NIGGERS could be here
What should I wank to?
>>214673478Uh ok lol
remember the time before everyone had a cellphone camera and everything was some TikTok moment
>>214673345I mean I went to a ghetto middle school and highschool I legit feel good was big enough in senior year to beat up people and attack my former bully I still feel glad beating up niggas
>>214673453I used to be a conservachad. But now I’m a cucked leftist faggot. I tried to get stinky communist pussy but it didn’t work. Now all I can do is hook up with democratic socialist trannies. They fuck me in the ass because my dick can’t get hard no more. I might just fucking cut it off and cook it up on the grill. Just cook it up with some nice seasoning and eat it.
any amerilards here?
Every single day there is somebody who has laid the biggest poop in the world that day.Do you guys think you've ever broken the top 10? I think to think I have more than a few times considering I poop once or twice a week
>>214673547theres people out there making poops the size of your arm daily
>>214673547Probably one of those omega fatasses like 700lb man probably has to be shitting constantlyThough then again such a person's diet is so shitty the turds may not be thick logs
This show is really good
India vs China rap battle
>>214673547I hope we get to see stats like these in the post-game screen after we die
>>214673586Fatass junknfood doesn't give fluffy poop like vegetables do
>>214673547how much fiber do you eat?>>214673473not MY pedophile>>214673608i wanna know piss accuracy, loads ejaculated, etc
>>214673626>piss accuracy Mine is awfulI get piss on the toilet rim 9/10 times
>>214673645SAD!
reckon if i get a job i'll just stop coming here and gaming entirely
>>214673626What gives you the gall to reply to more than one post at a time
>>214673655If you get a job, then you'll be so drained that off work all you'll want to do is scroll here
wonder if i should get a UPS warehouse jobwont pay as good as SWE but cant be more boringand i prob get in good shape
>>214673478don't know what you're looking for, but if it's sympathy or pity, you won't find it here or anywhereonly ridicule and disgust
there are way more organs in the human body than most people even realize. did you know you have something called a GALLBLADDER?
>>214673678more like just watching youtube videos before sleep, i was here a lot less when i was an intern
drinking milk
Top 10 International Jews?
>>214673693I don't know what I'm looking for eitherIt's an entirely irrational decision I guess I'm just looking to self destruct since I hate myself and I hate the shitty body I was born in
>>214673694Why don't we remove the inefficient organs? just streamline tue entire organismIf I was a doc I'd shorten the large intestine dowm to a more compact size so my patients can digest fasterI'd get rid of one kidney too Its inefficient design
>>214673736this ends in becoming a worm
>>214673726>hate the shitty body I was born inYou could always take hormones and castrate yourself?
>>214673726you're still going to be alive afterwards, just with a disfigured body
I wish I was an attractive girl, bros. Not in a tranny way, but because life would become tutorial difficulty.
>>214673772That’s how it starts
>>214673758No, I hate my body because I'm 5'7. This is not tall enough for a man, and automatically excludes me from 80% of women. This plus a timid personality and mediocre face means that I'm doomed>>214673766I'm literally going insane, I have no avenue of directing this insanity besides hurting myself. I've just been hitting myself but it's not enough
>>214673584Yeah, me.>>214673626>how much fiber do you eat?idk probably not a ton but I do eat at least 8 grams of fiber via gummies every day
>>214673736>>214673740what if we combined organs and created a super organism, we could sew them together to create a giant human centipede
>>214673782No, becoming a tranny would just be increasing the difficulty. You become an abomination.
>>214673785cutting is for fags dudeyou'd regret it for the rest of your lifethe trad and masculine form of self-harm, if any, is self-flagellation
>>214673786>8 grams of fiber via gummies every daydamn thats a lot
>>214673785Hows about you hold your poop in, try for a daily top 1000, work up from there
Lying in bed farting rn
>>214673824The end of jean shorts is the worst thing that happened over my lifetime
>>214673816>you'd regret it for the rest of your lifeThe rest of my life is going to be a spiraling descent into madness and extreme depression if I never find a wife. Doing something permanently damaging now is effective and what I think I should do>>214673823Pretty sure the top 1000 are all those people who need the poop surgically removed since it's too backed up
>>214673805Scientists spend their time studying gay crap like "The rhibosomal function of cytokinesis in zooplankton"Or other made up crap like that If I were a scientist I would clone my penis and then graft it onto some organism and just try interesting stuff like thatScientists these days are too timid
>>214673785I'm 5'7 too and so are many people quit being a bitch and own it There is nothing you can do about it
>>214673816>the trad and masculine form of self-harm, if any, is self-flagellationThe trad form of self harm is being a workaholic, an alcoholic, or a glutton Or all of the above
>>214673840dont go deep enough to cut musclealso just dont cut yourself, the costs arent worth itgo have a whiskey and a cigar
>>214673840>Doing something permanently damaging nowwell then, why hide it? why disfigure your legs?if you must, and there's no dissuading you, disfigure your face, show it to the world
Disfiguring your face is cool if you manage to make it look like you got it from a fightYou'll look like a scary badass
>>214673851that doesn't really count as self-harm since you're also getting pleasure out of it aside from the perverted enjoyment of pure pain
>>214673842or graft multiple pensises together to create a Portuguese Man o Penis
I am 5'0"
>>214673891will you be taking your own life?
>randomly got the urge to look at an old high school yearbook >look up some on facebook >most have kids, married, or have diedWhy did my brain make me do that?
>>214673876Workaholicism and maybe over exercising if it's extreme exercise, could count >you're also getting pleasure out of it aside from the perverted enjoyment of pure painWould anyone do anything if they didn't get pleasure out of it in some form?
>>214673910how old are you?
>>214673908PerhapsBut I have a house and a good woman
>>21467392134
>>214673948you are an inspiration to manlets everywhere, god bless.t. 5'10" manlet who knows the struggle
>>214673951khhv?
curse my enemies forever
>>214673948are you asian?
>>214673964Not telling you that. Just saying my brain wanted me to look at that for some reason
>>214673968we see here a classic example of impotent seething
I'm a workaholic. Idk what even drives me but it's like I want to work so hard I can just forget about myself completely for a moment
hello
no one is even on facebook anymore, that shit is dead so i can't stalk anyone
>>214673910>try to contact high school friends>no responseok my bad for trying
>>214673959Thank you, you too.>>214673979Half
>>214673985no seething. they'll get theirs in the end. that alone brings me peace
this girl i went to school with now lives texas, bet a lot of them aren't in brazil anymore since i went to a private rich school
>>214674003aaaaand there's the cope
I haven't contacted anyone I knew in high school or college. Just never knew anyone close enough, and don't have a reason to contact
>>214674015no cope. it's assured
just heard a bump outside my back door
It’s crazy how you can just take a few hits of that green shit and it’s woohoo funny inside your head :)
>>214673985if you're looking for new vocabulary i feel like "feckless" is a great word>>214674049fuck! the babadook...
>>214674049I desire the AP53 HK53 clone
An anime character said "Women in real life are simply no good"
>>214674065I desire one as well. And a 553.
>>214673910honestly I don't think a single person I went to high school with is happily married and we're all in our late 20s now, the absolute worst was a guy I was semi friends with who married some girl who fucked so many guys it made doujin creators seem tame and now he owes child support for life
>>214674103I desire a motherfucking G36, closest is the G62https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD0jqykbuZU
>>214674116women are such a gamble
Where does the expansion fetish come from? That’s a weird one.
>>214673983okay you're not a wizard. just a failed normie
>>214674133uh well erm, footfags probably?
>>214674002i remember you
>>214674158I don't remember me
>>214674126Standard HK SOP is to not let civilians own the really good stuff. Best we ever got in Canada was an SL8 + $3000 conversion kit, all of which is now banned :(
I can hear coyotes fuckin SCREAMING outside good lawd
sailing from life to death
>>214674210Lawdy lawdy its anudda shoah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>214674180God I love the thumbhole stock version ngl but even those are unobtainium now
>>214674210I'd fuck 'em up. They flee in fear in my presence
Can you imagine being almost 30 years old and still confused about your sexuality. That would be bad or embarrassing or something.
all i need is a 9
>>214674273jesus that's a bit young don't you think
>>214674268that shit dont matter, what matters is stacking paper which i am not
>>214674268no one is confused by 30, they're just gay and trying to deny it. they know full well they're a cocksucker.
Jotaro Kujoh
Damn Melfi is so fucking hot. Makes my dick hard like no other woman in the Sopranos.
early faggot alert
>>214674302Milfi
>>214674302she got r a p e d
>>214674312rabbit gif alarm
>>214674385Did he die?
>>214674385That slow motion jump was beautiful
>>214674385can't believe people eat these lil guys
>>214674417you have a hard time believing animals eat other animals?
you reckon cybersecurity, data analysis or dev job
new>>214674436>>214674436>>214674436new
>>214674301>>214674301>>214674301
>heheh i called people animals because that's what we are, too edgy for you? too bad
>>214674437McD line cook, I reckon
>>214674449>>214674448>at the same seconddamn
>>214674448Early faggot alert 309 not 310
>>214674477sorry. use any one
>>214673997>contactLooking up to see if they’re alive is contacting?
