The UK fucking sucks edition
getting my US Visa today lads
Pretty sexy brown girl in my Teams meeting right now...
>>214717722 Those soldiers also joined at 18 and are experienced
>>214717673And then you watch pic related and the UK is all about having pints with the lads while watching football.
how can i have a soul mate if my soul prefers being a virgin incel lonely freak
>>214716812I beat it pre-patch though I did shithouse consort radahn by poking him from behind a shield
>>214717758thought that was Merry
>>214717770stop being those things
how can i have a soul mate if my soul keeps jumping around into random bodies after i die
got some Hansaplast on my chaffed skinit was expiring this month but didn't want to throw it to waste
>>214717760Thoughts on Yorkie bars?
>>214717808thats another piece of your soul that you're going after, bit incest like really init
launching a startup in January
Just learnt we are responsible for third world countries being poor and backwards thus we should let every single third worlder into Britain
nth for the gyaldem
why is despy asking people about chocolate bars?
>>2147176731984, V for Vendetta and Children of Men all predict an authoritarian nationalist oppressive government to take power in Britain. I haven't seen a fictional dystopia describe the UK as it actually ended up: an incompetent decaying anarcho-tyrannical state with lenient non-policing for lawless ethnic groups, draconian punishments and censorship for the native civilian population, and elite coverups of paedophilia amongst celebrities, politicians and aristocrats
>>214717851I HATE the gyaldem
Mental swore I was getting old today, couldn’t hack the workout and was wheezing like a knackered kettle, turns out it was just me gut full of bloody gas
>>214717846those people are a net positive for britain so we should keep them out
>>214717851out of all the birds you spam this one is the most shaggable
>>214717865Actually probably the closest to this might be Terry Gilliam's Brazil but it's still not quite right
>>214717770He can help you im serious
>movies didn't predict the future perfectly Where's my refund?
>>214717921poo sealing
how does leftypol sleep at night
>>214717921why is he poo sealing towards the camera?
I HATE the gyaldem
>>214717673never let me go is very good i recommend
>>214717921Should've made his skin match
>>214717865Children of Men had Britain as relatively stable because we were the only place that stopped immiesFucking lmao
>>214717961not a bloody artist am i
>>214717947would be if they weren't all coked up 24/7
>>214717951how many children have you murdered?
rorke dicking about in york
business idea: men that look like women I can have sex with
@214717951Calling all Brits to boycott this post, Free Palestine, stop supplying (You)s to the war criminal regime
Shan't be watching any of those webbums sorry
>>214717871>>214717950brick tier IQ posts
>>214717934still can't believe ai can do shit like this, tech has gone too far
>>214717673Read V for Vendettacouldn't make much sensemaybe I'm extremely low IQ or not-brit enough or maybe it was self-indulgent
>>214717951thanks friend. i liked remains of the day and was going to ask about that.
>>214717951evil bastard
now the rorkedem I can get into
Ay yo?
>>214717951yes it is a good book godspeed brother
>>214717921average swam-sea fan if ykyk
Want to get involved in politics but it'll probably completely destroy my life once my views are out there.
>>214718038um
>>214718038
Leftypol demanding Rorke defend his co-ethnics in PolandRorke conscientiously objecting
>>214718048'
Rorke trying to escape from the horrors of reality by lurking in Falmouth.
>>214718038>its real
>Janitor applications are now being accepted. Click here to apply.Will (You) answer the call?
>>214718038seeing anything wrong with this says a lot more about you than it does about him
>>214718048literalluy just ignore it, you have no power
>>214718091kissed a lad at falmouth sea shanties me
>>214718107depends. what percentage of pay is the yearly bonus?
>>214718122That's a slave's mentality.You only get power by challenging for it.
>>214718048You're basically competing with megalomaniacs for power, if you get noticed even slightly by a rival they will hire private investigations into your personal life, try and hack your phones and email accounts, try and infiltrate your inner circles and friendship groups, all to either leak a story to the tabloid press and ruin your career or to blackmail you into their control Most successful politicians have been training to be one since they were children
>>214718121least dishonest paedophile
>>214717982>>214718033you dont have to be a ishiguro fan to respect atleast what he tries to do>>214718043all his books are in my backlog since reading NLMG but i dont think ill ever get to that one
>>214718139name one uk politician with power
is looking scandinavian the ultimate goal?
how do i turn my giga feminist leftist proto gf into a based chuddette? she’s 22 and has autism btw
Remember when Charlton Brooker made an hour-long episode of TV about the Prime Minister being forced to have sex with a pig
>>214718155post fucking machines
snood
>>214718121Weird timing though
>>214718174beat her up
might be time to get the librarytoil back up and running
>>214718157For women yeahScandi makeup is now the gold standard of a white woman's look
>>214718174hard to manipulate girls with autism because they're hyper alert to everything, next best thing is just make her dependent on you and then she'll let you mould her however you like without even noticing
>>214718157Mayor of London. He has the power to blow you all off just by saying the words "part and parcel innit".
>>214718157dunno mate is it
>>214718181mecha jew died unfortunately
>>214718205Got an example?
>>214718142>It is part of the Jews to be sneaky and sly. The genius of our people has ever been joyous strength, robust forcefulness, directness, manly courage, and flaming heroism. When the Jews, with their economic terrorism, jails, bullies and hangmen, scare the White man into laying down his cudgel and goad him into trying to out-sneak Jewish tyranny, the Jews have completely emasculated the once-strong White man, and doomed him to dishonor and defeat. The White man can NEVER win by sneaking!GLR
As an IT consultant who's on new projects every couple of weeks it's hard to overstate how much my job satisfaction depends on whether I'm working with an Indian
>>214718215then its time for israel to go*wheels into my evil lair in my comically creeky wheelchair*
gf lives in a fantasy world just have to pretend about it and everything is alright
>>214718157Obviously, opposing Nordicism is a cope.
>>214718223Do you like Aero Mint bars?
>>214718206good idea, yeah she’s quite stubborn but she’s at a low point and has been working at a chicken restaurant after dropping out of college last year because she had a mental break. i definitely think i could “save” her
ktim. love this film
>>214718268What's your situation like?
>>214718241Is this you?
reading plot summaries on Wikipedia and crying
damn...makes u think
Send the boat people to PolandIf they survive we'll think about it
>>214718305comfy law office job making a decent salary for my age
>>214718336god we're so small and pathetic
>>214718038umm
>>214718268why dont you let her alone and stop trying to treat people like shit. who gives a fuck what proto-gfs think, it sounds like you want to date yourself in a wig you retarded zoomer, i'd kill you
>>214718336corr how many immies can you fit in that?
>>214718319Cato street plot
>>214718351just like my cock!
>>214718347no no, imagine this. you take all the africans, pakis, and other wogs headed for europe and promise them citizenship but they have to make it on foot from Vladivostok to Poland. if they can survive Siberia then they deserve European citizenship
>>214718156Zia Yusuf, Morgan McSweeney, Tony Blair, Sue Gray, Paul Ovenden, Will Heilpern, Andy Coulson, Lord Ashcroft, Damian McBride, Ben Nunn
>>214718336it's memed a lot but despite being "tiny" there's still a shitload of countryside so it must be absolute hell if you're a massive countryI start scream crying if a drive is longer than 3 hours
TARMAC THE NATIONAL PARKSBUILD ENDLESS CONDOSFILL THEM WITH AFRICAN-AMERICANS
>>214718361you sound naive. if you aren’t a manipulator then you are the manipulated, sorry to say. i’d hate to be you
Should keep on the Silksong but tired. Don't know how people beat these games in 3 days
>>214718361women literally need guidance though, its natural regardless of what modern feminist agendas would want you to believe
>>214718205'kin state of this neek
business plan: win the lottery
Russia? I hardly knew her haha
>>214718411theyre fucking losers its all they do
a black man is sitting behind me on a trainbit tense
>In Silksong, players control Hornet, the former Princess of Hollow Knight's fallen kingdom of Hallownest and a prominent supporting character from the original game. The story follows her as she is captured and transported to the mysterious new land of Pharloom, where she must navigate a vast, interconnected worldthat is the gayest thing i've ever read, is this a troon game or something?
>>214718411have you finished act 1 yet?
>>214718431ktim if i every get to the interviews on the apprentice
Really really don't care whether the stripes Russians beat the halves Russians or not
so bored of lifedon't enjoy playing games, me
>>214718410ah yes the zoomer in his early 20s has it all figured out aye, ignorance comes with youth. If been around the block enough to know what im talking about. You're not going to change someone to be more like yourself, its fucking weird and a misuse of romance. itll end in tears
>>214718443crack a joke and break the ice
>>214718396i've driven cross-country before (Minnesota to Texas and back) and it took me two days each way, driving 7-8 hours each day. sad that britcels will never know the freedom of the open road
>>2147184941. i’m 262. i don’t want her to be like me, i just want to share the same values3. i’ve been in a couple relationships now and know what i’m doing4. you’re gay and old
>>214718521do you have service stations? theyre my favourite thing in the world
>>214718519suggest an appropriate joke please
>>214718439Literally go on /v/ and these people are talking as if everyone has beat the game by now. They do it with every new game that comes out. Everyone seems to have beaten it in 3 days.>>214718457Yea
>>214718528>my values are being a chudget off the internet for a bit and enjoy romance for what it is you little runt
>>214718528>you’re gay and oldI'M LOVING ANGELS INSTEAD
will reach £35,000 in savings tonight if bitcoin keeps going up
Stirring in one direction the I SUDDENLY. change the direction. A genius manoeuvre the sugar never saw coming.
>Ah yes simply go out with a young woman and avoid politicsMate have you met women these days they can't go three sentences without sperging about something they saw on Tiktok
sorry love its not going to work cause you dont laugh at the edgy jokes and vote for the old person i like
>>214718533do the one about the black man and the tiger
>>214718544same with BF6 even during the beta people were clearly playing it for 15 hours straight at a time don't know how they dont go completely mental
yanks can't suffer
>>214718443ask him if Ukrainian lives matter (it might be David Lammy)
>>214718641SOVL
>>214718641whats buc-ee's
>>214718617It's not normal. I can't play a game for more than 5-6 hours at a time or my brain just slows down and stops focussing on it.
>>214718637mad how she spent so much time on her hair and I only looked at the tits
>>214718582yeah most people are obnoxiously opinionated these days, I prefer to interact with others who can relax
>Russia vs Ukraine>Libtards and boomers pro-Ukraine, chuds pro-Russia>Israel vs Palestine >Libtards and chuds pro-Palestine, boomers pro-IsraelHypothetically if the UK and Ireland had a war, who would the American/international audience go with?No doubt that leftists would support Ireland, just trying to figure out how chuds and boomers would choose their sides. I can see plausible reasons for them going either way
>>214718637>no brawhore
any resi evil mandem here?
>>214718532yeah we call them truck stops here. in the south, they also have Buc-ees, which is a gigantic mall-esque gas station with everything from pulled pork sandwiches to popcorn
gay raping myself outside the jobcentre
it is raining!
>>214718582They are easy to manipulate thoughIf you are a good speaker it's easy
>>214718727incredible. americans dont suffer
>>214718727
>>214718761>If you are a good speaker it's easyThat's me finished then haha
you can't eat money
Christianity was the Bolshevism of antiquity.
Despite being a Rorke I used to have Leftypol opinions about urban development, muh heckin walkable cities and thatI still like them, particularly in small places, but after visiting Yankland it is just objectively better to have all that space and have everything be comfy
Reminder we 'won' two world wars, this is what winning looks like.
>>214718841FOY
wonder if kids still sing songs like wheels on the bus and row the boat or if it all baby shark or something
the financial conduct authority must apologisehttps://xcancel.com/Steven59066/status/1965774659850559765
>>214718838Almost like it's some weird offshoot of Judaism
>>214718563Corrrr lad show the HRMC and get here NOWNeed you housed to a primary school like the economic rocket fuel you are
>>214718544I think you're further than most people, I'm not playing it but have seen a couple holodem beat beat the final boss of act 2 in 25 and 28 hours
>>214718841we can't have that in britain because there objectively isn't enough space
>>214718841only neeks who can't pass their driving test care about walkable cities
>>214718838nietzsche called, he wants his views back
>>214718876HES GOT THE WHOLE WORLDIN HIS HANDSHES GOT THE WHOOOOOLE WORLDIN HIS HANDS
get the babestation beauties off the telly
>>214718894Kys
what's the point of this board if it's all the same posts as /pol/
America is too big and too emptyAs I said before, if all 8 billion people moved to the USA, it would still have less population density than current day Bangladeshget USA filled
>>214718841having good, beautiful cities with stuff to do should not be considered leftypol. our biggest car city is brum and it's ugly as dirt because it's supposed to be driven past.
If John has 3 apples, and Jamal has 5 apples, how can this be explained by the framework of systemic racism?
>>214718955fucking mountainjeetsthis whole protest is a western operation btw
*slenders into /brit/*
>>214718979working as intended
>>214718955Rorke's gone too far this time
>>214718396>despite being "tiny" there's still a shitload of countrysideYou're never more than about 2 miles from a roadWe don't have proper countryside
>>214718995>westernJust say American, Britoids and Spaniards are not shaping global events like it's 1700s anymore.
>>214718916It's actually worse since jews kept all the good stuff for themselves (vengeance, genocide, ethoncentrism) while promoting slave values (forgiveness, universalism) for the goyim.Total Christianity Extermination
>>214718999Fat girls can be quite fun but there's just no substitute for this is there
>>214719019need it cemented over
baxck craxck and saxck wax
>>214718999rorke's crush before she succumbs to african american beauty standards
industrial revolution really fucked england up in the long runbest of both worlds would be if englishmen pioneered it but in a different country so we weren't stuck with the many downsides of it in the homeland
same boring off topic posts every day change the record already
>>214718878looking into this now. Expect a resolution shortly
Mad how women can be fit in so many different waysMen have MAYBE two
>>214719062The green party policy
when does game of thrones got to shit?
>>214719132S5
>>214719132season 2
>>214719097legit consider the projection of black american culture globally as a virus
>>214719106Should have been a mass exodus, the greatest migration in human history if you will - to Australia when we had the chance, maybe after WW1
>>214719131They're green because of Islam now haha
the bean kicked in (coffee)
>>214718999noticed how fat my stomach has got don't think I could even get my calves through that
right it's decided. As of next week i will be a library guy on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays x
uh oh he's started thinking about mars bars again
>>214719042nietzsche thought jews as a people were alright and even had some good qualities that would be appreciated once the west will get rid of god and its shadows, the problem was the jew priest caste ("swindlers") and what plato spawned from them in the west>vengeance, genocide,nothing more christian than that
>>214719169Kek nice one rorke
>>214719062Leftypol nodding furiously
ze animus
Not a fan of black Yanks but at least they sometimes do cool shit and come up with their own cultureOur blacks are just cringe knock-offs with zero of their own personality, absolutely pointless
mad how one of chinas most famous military strategies was to retreat to an area with a river behind them so they're forced to either fight forward or drown to death and everyone collectively chooses the first
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
>>214719261Simple triangles
>>214719261Only an Indian could laugh at this
>>214718180I haven't seen many Black Mirror episodes (bloody Netflix taking it from free TV) but the episodes I've seen were pretty good
>>214719261the life of pi
>>214719259black british people saying the n word always makes me cringe
>>214719261hahahaha
any assassin man in? know a fat bald retard (me) I need killed asap
>>214718995Why do people on 4chan think that every protest is engineered by the CIA. It's just conspiracy bollocks isn't it.
*attacks you puppy style*
famous chinese proverb, small hole big poo
>>214719164no we shouldve done all the hard parts of the revolution in australia and exported all the hard work to englandengland is better, it is our ancestral land, beautiful and green and actually inhabitable unlike most of australia
Genuinely just do my job worse on purpose if the client is non-white
>>214719338ktim
I know everybody says it but my favourite black mirror episode is unironically Shut Up And DanceThe reveal at the end that he's a nonce was brilliant, and then on a second go through you pick up all the clues that were alluding to it the whole time
>>214719334absolute cope, Australia's vast lands mog our shithole any day of the week, Tasmania alone is a mini England with like a million people
>>214719334lol
>>214719334imagine what britain must have looked like when we had trees, bet it was peng. oh wait now we have birmingham instead
>>214719351best episode is the one where the woman has to do the same routine every day as punishment for cant remember what yeh that episode was good that
>>214719351spoilers
sheer pandemonium in the toilet bowl right now lads
>>214719351Hit a bit too close to home for me
>when we had tries you mean 1000 BC?
>>214719355>>214719164fuck off we're full, you made your bed
>>214719351yeah great episode, when he gives the little girl a toy first time you 'aw, nice lad' then you think 'hang the nonces'
>>214719419nobodys talking about your shithole maori ethnostate
>>214719395Huh
stopped raining now
>>214719436>maori ethnostatei wish this was true
got leftypol on the ropes
Mental how Leftypol treats the Maori like some sacred ancient tribe when they got there MAYBE 200 years before Europeans
This man can't have much time left surely
>>214719436New Zealand is superior to Australia geographically thoughNo venomous animals either
>>214719351i liked the one with the blue bear because i like fuzzy cartoon animals
>>214719351if you like black mirror you should watch inside no 9, it's an anthology series but it is no where near as popular because it is on bbc and not netflix. loads of great twists
>>214719462yeah world definitely needs another nation of sub 40 IQ brown retards, that's the one thing we are truly lacking in
>>214719475what bennies is he on? no way he sustains himself
>>214719475hope he suffers
What happened with the bong ban? Wasn't UK gonna block 4chains?
>>214719490always assumed he collected donations or ad revenue from his subscribers
>>214719355this is what 90% of my state looks like
>>214719498Can't take down the honeypot now can you
>>214719498gonna take a few months to go through the courts x
>>214718582You have to be a boring cunt if the convo gets onto politicsSkill issue honestly
>>214719486Fuckup rorke man your nan’s retarded she walks up the stairs backwards
>>214719486oh yeah? hows big brain white england doing mate?
>>214719462*were trueHypotheticalSubjunctive mood
>>2147194984chan is sueing the UK goverment and have accused us of removing American free speech
>>214719517Get it filled with Somalis NOW
God I hate these free download times
>>214719490he's got a small trust from his wealthy dad who passed away but it's not in his name so that he can claim bennies still
>>214719529>white englandlook at our government, it is mostly jews and brownseven the anti migrant groups are led by pakis or immigrants
>>214719517Beautiful, plentiful sunshine, abundant bushtucker and not a single wog in sight.More of a Northern Queensland man myself though, would love to live near the Daintree rainforest but the heat would be unbearable for an Anglo like me
not even being edgy but the irish should be happy their ancestors got btfo because now they still have a beautiful green country instead of an ugly cement shithole
>>214719482Way ahead of you. Absolutely underrated kino, actually prefer it to Black Mirror because of all the genres it spans.Will miss it dearly
>>214719533*punches myself in the head furiously*noted
caught a glimpse of my naked body in the bathroom mirror and started crying
isn't the land area of temperate regions in australia many times larger than england?
>>214719557how could the 1000 IQ white man let that happen?
O'Rourke fighting for his independence from Britain for 800 years and immediately filling Ireland with browns once he gets it
>>2147195232 more weeks? Right
>>214719553his dad can't have been that wealthy he lived in a shit mining town in the midlands
>>214719567its not even an oppressed vs oppressor thing because look at france, germany, italy and compare it to us. beautiful buildings and houses while cities and most towns are just grim. the laughingstock of western europe.
>>214719482Poor mans tales of the unexpected innit. A LOT of them are misses but some are good
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Unc posting Quite the list isn't it
>>214719598empathy, thinking we were equal and allowing them to migrate en masse. also manipulation because we weren't even asked to begin with, nobody wanted them here in the first place.
>>214719529I'd ask how "Aotearoa" is doing but I can't since you were conquered in the 19th century and you're last independent state of being was rapist cannibal warlordism.You get away with it because hardly anyone gives a fuck about NZ but it's nauseating how you've essentially reverse-colonised new zealend and now live off the teat of the white man white turning them into second class citizens. at least australia has some balls and drove them into the inhospitable north
brown man cameacross the seahe brought us multiculturalismand culinary
Has there even been a single proper new gimmick this year
>>214719631What do you think of Curly Wurly bars?
>>214719644blog on you boring paki bastard
>>214719631what is unc posting kosher salt and autumnclue
>>214719668Lurk moar
*does a haka in the thread*
mad how speaking to a pretty girl can boost your mood so much
>>214719657nope /brit/ is worse than its ever been
arse chebs bums and tums
>>214719675those are your gimmicks arent they cause no ones heard of that shit
>>214719677this but a 4 hour goon sesh
Remember
>>214719677Genuinely can't remember the last time I did this other than a Tesco checkout lass
>>214719631image isnt loading can you describe it to me
>>214719677depends if you can see they are putting on a facade or are being genuine
>>214719707In the next frame he gets stabbed in the neck by a black fella
>>214719665ok ill talk more then
>>214719707can't remember what didn't happen can I
>>214719707Opinion on Ritter Sport?
>>214718726alri x
>>214719695One of them might be my gimmick>>214719717I'm afraid I can't
>>214719707I thought the joke of the original article was that Welsh people can pass as Arab
>>214719766>>214719766>>214719766New
laytecks
get them housedget them fedget them wanked
making a thumbnail are you
>>214719677simp cattle general(so true)
poo
once a woman said she really liked the smell of my aftershave and I was buzzing for a weekstill remember it now and it was easily over 3 years ago
