lizard
>>214805785thats a lizard that is
Drinking the cans lovely cans
NOOO SANCHO
screaminghttps://youtu.be/nmmjtrJj2tc
remember all to report the Belgium flags posts tomorrow and the n ext day (and so on)
>>214805818yesdo you like lizards?
next house valuation is in 3 days. Will it increase from it's current estimated value of 180k?
Wonder how long until we start seeing footage of people urinating on his grave. There will probably be a line of people waiting for their turn.
Last Night of the Proms tomorrow so. We can watch that together
Wow look at how many mates I’ve got
>>214805856yes they have cute eyes
>>214805890yes I think so tooI like lizards very much
PJW WHERE ARE YOU?!?
>>214805833I was only messin ahaha it’s not actually dead
why did he do it
drinking and listening to a bit of synthwave
>>214805928(You)s
LIZARDWIZARDLMAO HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE EVEN REAL WORDS KEKEKEKEKEKEK YES THAT IS A LIZARD LMAOOOOO
>>214805921Imagine his shock
@grok is poo seal affiliated to the israeli mossad
Aristole believed that virtue was the mean between two vices. Bravery is a virtue. Too little bravery makes a man a coward. Too much makes him reckless. Thus, bravery is the mean between cowardice and recklessness. Not to cold, not to hot, just right.
bedtime in 15 minutes for me
thread is so fast i always end up posting a reply in the dead thread like a mong
>>214805964
>>214805877protonmail is such an "ick"
gordon ramsays burger is like £12 in burger kingfuck offffff
>>214805877SCREAMING
utter obliteration
>>214805964what kind?
the israeli poossad
PETRO DRACONIC APOCALYPSE
>>214806007aristotle also covered towel boys with olive oil and fucked them anal style
>>214806047Well it costs a lot to get him in to cook it he's not exactly going to do it for free is he?
>>214806005poo seal is a mossad plant. poo dog on the other hand is free and has no agenda
>>214805877ngl this literally is the average male's social life here only thing missing is maybe a lads group text notification or a miserable gf text
>>214806078
>>214806055most boring sport ever conceived
sexo horsecocks
>>214806122Counterpoint: golf exists
>>214806124MODS
>>214806134golf is comfy fuck off
Tomorrow we will storm the gates and liberate our icon Sir John HoneyFREEDOMMMMMMMMM
>>214806122yeah?*sparks you clean the fuck out*
>>214806145get a grip loser
>>214806160*explodes into thousands of shards*
why do zoomer girls wear those baggy jeans and cargos but the butt area is still cut tight and you can see their whole arse outline in themlike these for example
>>214806146the honey must flow
>>214806172well thats a fundamental part of the game
>>214805865that would be very foolhardy given the circumstances
>>214806160he's right
>golf is comfy fuck off
>>214806146'Honey' must be the minciest surname of all time
>>214806193because they are whores
Never forgotten 9/11
>>214806206this guy is based
>>214806194
>>214806208owned that omnigeriatric
>>214806228reminds me of that tragedy
fucking sick to death of this bastard am*Ricoon making editionless edishes
>>214806230yea, he thinks cricket is the most boring sport in the world
>>214806124u crazy for this
>>214806228What happened on November 9th?
hello my literal enemies
>>214806134Golf doesn’t have Indians so instantly makes it better than cricket
>>214806090that's a nice dog
>>214806250
Golf seems like a pleasant enough activity to doScooting around a manicured garden, talking shit with your mates, and occasionally hitting a small ball with a big stick and making a satisfying noiseBut golf as a spectator sport- why?
>>214806250you mean the new york mining disaster 1941
Like thesesuper baggybut the arse is tight
Can't think of anything more boring than skydivingOh wow I'm literally just falling for a really long time
Friday the Thirteenth 0_o
you can plug a hole in a spaceship with your finger but if you get a hole in your deep sea vessel you get exploded like those subarine guys
>>214806228Never forget what they did
my dad was born on 11th septemberbut he doesn't give a shit about New Yorkers LOL
>>214806206>that's it mate, on your way. there's a good lad
ive got lots of mates but they always hang out without me. i think they just talk to me occasionally because they feel bad for me but actually hanging out with me is a step too far
>listening to Indian video on category theory>yes as you can see if you reverse arrows on the equalizer you get co-equalizerAmazing.
Thoughts about autistic weeb gamer girls that like to cosplay?
>>214806337you know why
>>214806337i dont know okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJEuUrTJ83k
>>214806193>>214806337because they're cute and because of nostalgia for the late 90s / early 2000s
>>214806311hope for a spectacular shothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6E7L7XeKA
>>214806228>9/11Remember remember the 9th of November
I found out they are called bum lift jeans/pants but why do they need to be baggy if the point is still to show off the arse
>>214806403these are far from autistic weeb gamer girls. they're girls who like attention and the aesthetic of autist weeb shit. they're tolerated because they're hot but they really represent the normiefication of autistic weeb circles
Ada Wong Sex Arse!!
saw a webm of a girl who looked like the norf fc meme
>why do girls wear things that show off their x or yno idea mate maybe ask sherlock
>>214806403magicalas in they don't exist
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY
>>214806346*caves your head in a la OceanGate*
>>214806464ava thats not normal
might go out mincing with the rorkes tomorrow x
shergrok holmes
>>214806346I reckon if you could put your finger in the hole fast enough though you could survive the deep sea scenario
done a wank
>>214806470>sad little incel hates his life and refuses to believe a femcel just living her best life is a thing that exists
>>214806411Always refused to click on these but I'm in a good mood tonight so thought I'd indulge you for once. I have to say I'm offended that you though this would be acceptable for the /brit/ lads to listen to.
>>214806546Anyone translate this terminally online nonsense?
Lost a couple of distant relatives in 9/11 I did
>>214806546femcels were debunked in 2019
Did the white pixel travel closer to the flag than it usually does
>>214806559i don't think about you at all
>>214806570nothing of worth, ignore itlike everything from canada
be a dear and grab me some bath bombs and bubble bars at the protest tomorrow?
>>214806559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99vzGxdNgko
>>21480658419 cousins
every bladee song is the best beat youve ever herad with some retarded swedish guy singing ruining it
>>214806570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_91hNV6vuBY
No. Not interrupting my synthwave any more.
>>214806612OK Canada! whatever the fuck a bubble bar is
mumberg came into my room at 9PM to wake me up so that I can "sleep properly tonight."Now I'm lying in bed unable to sleep because some daft bint woke me up 2 hours into what could've, should've been a good 10-12 hour sleep.
>>214806632reload reload reload
>>214806624B’jesus
>>214806661she fit?
>>214806661was the sex good at least
can I add dehydrated corn and potatoes to my chili mac?
>>214806614>this made /tv/ users poo their pants
>>214806661did she wake you up by sucking you off?
>>214806706no
bbno$ > bladee
Need an Emma Watson poo and fart gf.
>>214806742ok I will do it then thank you
We need HITLER
>>214806643Based synthwave enjoyer
>>214806786enjoy prison
>>214806661done you there lad lol
>>214806793You need Napoléon.
>>214806644like bubble bath but in solid form rather than liquid. you just crumble a bit under the running water and swoosh it around
>>214806661Move out
>>>/tv/214473983>>>/tv/214473983
Paul van Dyk looks like Robert Lewandowski
>>214806820christimagine licking jungle cum from that cleavage after 3/4 bantu batons unloaded their cream filled wrecking balls on her
>>214806860in awe
>>214806764waingro
>>214806893
>>214806860good post, not sure /tv/ is the right place for it thoughever
>>214806893um>>214806860UM
Almost every societal problem would be solved if we enslaved women
>>214806893ummy x
what the fuck
What was his name again? Andrew Kirk?
>>214806991sc
imagine what the Jewish pedophiles got up to when they still had the temple
>>214806819I'm never going to prison because it's dirty and I'm free
poo chombobulating
>>214806979uve ben done
>>214806860i'm staying well away pic related always happens to me
me going to eat ice cream
>>214806632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrcYUxBAxcshoutout swedish retard on heavenly australian trap beats
for me I prefer epsom salts and liquid bubble bathpersonallybut I have enjoyed a bath bomb from time to time
>>214807060at this hour?
>>214806480>>214806470No I went to school with her and have been in her discord and games, she's 100% an autistic gamer girl
find it mad that some of you actually use this site, unironically never even look at the /int/ catalog let alone any other board on this shithole website
>>214806977>>214806948genuinely why are you like this
>>214807049why isn't that a thing here
>>214807105I like the anonymity x
>>214807066perfumed ponce
>>214806661has she got big tittays?
>>214807112?
>>214807105sometimes look at /sp/ but that's gone right down the nick in recent years
I want to know whether that lad had sex with his mum or not
>>214807105i post here and matchthreads on /sp/
>>214807049Yeah I wasn’t the OP but I thought it was a funny enough image to crosspost here, but I sure as hell wasn’t about to actually post in that thread.
>>214807092oh aye
um
>liking fagballextremely gay
Honestly surprised they haven’t made Holocaust denial illegal in the UK
To the person (people) cyber stalking me and watching every move I make on the internet, I have but one word for you. Nigger.
>>214807131my wife is having a baby
>Holocaust Denialhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757707420043332.webm
>>214807222you should post this on /ita/
is that lad in who wrote his dissertation using chat gpt i want to know if he passed lol
I’m a targeted individual.>>214807240
>>214806979it's a nothingburger
>>214807235crikey, actual holocaust footage
AND WE ARE LIIIIIVE FROM BASILDON
>>214807060ok what flavour
>>214807213yeah?*sparks you clean the fuck out*
>>214807252alri i'll do itjust want to see these pussies squirming
born in plastow raised in stratfordpack a ting mek a man jump backwards
>>214807288chocolate fudge brownie
I'm going to watch the webm AGAIN
>>214807312ok you will enjoy thatdo you think you'd like to add nuts to it?because I think brownies are much better when they include walnuts
How many times did you watch the Minecraft movie?
de BOMB BLAST
>>214807339this one?
>>214807063One of his best songs, unironically.
>>214807066epsom salt is great for sore muscles and if you're a girl you can scoop up any undissolved salts and use them as a thigh scrub while you're soaking
>>214807344one timebut it was in 4d
>>214807222corr
scrembuflecting a poo
>>214807343yes i am enjoyingi dont think i will add nuts because im already eating straight out of the pot and cant be bothered to go upstairs to the kitchen
>>214807032Our time is coming lad
>>214807344once with my 13 year old cousin was more than enough
>>214807370I always scrub with my salux cloth I really like it
>>2148073440
/ita/ is not bitingdisapointedbut not surpriseditalian is vastly overratedspain is where you should look at
>>214807049I've legitimately been banned over 50 times. They slap you on the wrist for 3 days and forget about it.This board is hilarious, because hollywood is beyond dead and nobody gives a fuck about movies anymore. "Discussions" on /tv/ are a tweet by David Schwimmer talking about how terrible white people are or a picture of some 17 year old actress bending over or some random crap that has nothing to do with movies whatsoever.I don't post anything egregious or illegal, it's just a game of trying to figure out how irrelevant something I post can be. I asked a question about circuit diagrams and it got about 20 replies before going to the archive.
>>214807375What's 4d?>>214807432>>214807450I see
/brit/ on a Friday night? Extremely enjoyable.
>>214807463You need let go of the anger greggy
>>214807385oh well that's fine I'm glad you have chocolate brownie ice cream and that you're enjoying itI just had a few pretzel goldfish and dark chocolate covered almonds and it was also a chocolatey experience which was fairly enjoyable
>>214807463i suppose they don't know what potato waffles are, that adds to the runtiness of it
Wish I could sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
UNITED STATES OF SMAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
=)
But it seems that even in the great house of Iyi samurai honour is nothing more than a façade.
what if nidoran were called niggeran
poo constrictor
>>214807499i'm not angry at italians :/
>>214807514Hi :)
enveloping a poo
do sort of wonder why a frenchman would willingly post in /brit/
just heard idles on a co-op advert
>>214807574um
It's too bad she won't live. But then again who does?
>>214807574... pinkie's got the swiper...
>>214807505wtf are pretzel goldfish
lap bib pleboralp ebb blip
Charlie Kirk was assassinated by Mossad agents. He was a leading player in mainstream Republican brainrot and he was beginning to question isreal's vastly disproportionate response in Gaza.Trump and netanyahu are in cahoots, and both affiliates of Epstein. It's better they kill this guy Charlie Kirk off who was starting to think too much. Two birds with one stone.The idea some discord tranny could pull that shot off is absurd. Tbh, the idea he would even find the want to is absurd.'parents outed the killer' is the most tried and tested Mossad narrative and i am surprised to see a lot of /pol/ falling for it. But most of them are probably internet defence force sliders desu.
This is YOUR Friday night!
>>214807575
Going to a football match tomorrow with my uncle. We aren't Rorkes, you see
>>214807463you have been awake a long time it must be time for bed soon
>>214807623had a big nap
>>214807599they are goldfish crackers but instead of cheese flavored crackers they are little pretzelslittle fish shaped pretzels
>>214807446are those the ones that are really long so you can scrub your back? i do dry skin brushing mostly but i'd be interested in trying salux cloths, everyone seems to love them
I'm feeling blackpilled I'm feeling furious
>>214807575got no reason to even think he's french>>214807615are you the one playing mass effect
>>214807613it's afternoon here
fittie on newsnight
>>214807661expect a visit from prevent
lad who was bleeding from his willy last night here. just gave the balls a good old feel. turns out... either a lump at worst or a swelling at best where the tube connects to the left teste.
>>214807668playing it right nowsaved miranda's sisternow tali wants to talk to me
>>214807670bro is getting blasted with those rays
back from holibobsmy feet are killing meshall be having a nice warm baff in the morning
>>214807654we still havent invented this yet
>>214807661yes, YESlet it flow through your veinsembrace the hate
>>214807692on sale now for 5 squids cor x
>>214807654Why does that fish have a slicked back brilliantine hairdo
yeh i speak italian spanish russian and greek what of it
>>214807721absolute steal
>>214807536they would probably have to change the name like they did with the original design for Jynx
>>214807471sometimes there will be a good discussion about astronomy or history
>>214807656yeah you can hold both ends and rub it across your back that way it's really nicesoaping up and scrubbing all over with a salux and the refilling the bath and adding the epsom salts and/or the bubble bath nice and hot makes for the best most relaxing bath
Going out on the lash with greggoNo bum stuff lol x
>>214807729those are sunglasses lol
sir gary eats
>>2148077292010lad: it's from the BP oil spill
>you will never grow up in 1980s america>you will never watch knight rider on tv>you will never see the premier of the alien films>you will never stay up late on a rainy friday night with your best friends playing dungeons and dragons
>>214807761>No bum stuff lol x
>>214807692never played it personally would you recommend it
Is Yume Nikki an interesting game?
>>214807805ME2 or just mass effect in general?
>>214807685>feelgo dr retard
>>214807661
>>214807809yea gets boring after a while once you discover most of the stuff
>>214807809I don't know, sorry :/
Playing Metal Gear RisingWhat a game
>>214807692Talk to everyone alwaysIn ME3 talk to Miranda all 3 times and forward her Kai Leng's dossier or she dies and then the citadel DLC is missing one person
>>214807816ridiculous question given the fact the remaster of the whole series is 5 pounds
>>214807816in general. i mostly like old games because my computer is shit but missed that series
>>214805829godwhy are women so vapid
>>214807809sounds bent
Devising a board game called WHOOPS! A Willy! where the point of the game is to avoid having little penis pieces cross a certain area of the board. Fun for the whole family.
>>214807868i 100% recommend itit's spectaculargo for it
We're in a tight spot!
>>214807862talk to glup shitto five times and reply to all his texts except the last one or else you fail his romance quest
>>214807892crap!
>>214807885ok thanks lad i will
>>214807752sounds lovely. i prefer the bath to be really hot too it's just so relaxing
got the xqc on
Mental how I get away with everything evil I do in my life
Just cleansed and moisturized my face
>the year is 2007>you just finished your first Mass Effect playthrough>you played nearly 80 hours over about 7 days>you take a long drag on a cigarette looking out the window as the end credits music playshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYnjoRbODfQ
>>214807919how evil?
>>214807935gay bender
>>214807943I was 8 in 2007Don't think I'd have been smoking cigarettes.
>>214807960pussy
>>214807946Rather not say. Involves cheating and a recently 18 year old.
>>214807943Fucking hell there's no way it was 2007.
feeling weird again like my whole body is vibrating
Katy cronem baton slippy rorke katy cronem
just swallowed one of the little metal things which opens the can
dem jordans are squeaking xx
>>214807950...yh
>>214807977
>>214808005>>214808005>>214808005
>>214807943Remember immediately going online to check if there was a sequel planned, good times
>>214807977you broke your promise to your mom that you'd stop watching porn?
My feet stink because my socks got wet
