they took the happy dog to the seaside
They’re activating rn aren’t they? xx
mad how declan mckenna wrote brazil for his music GCSE and failed but went on to release it and its got over 1 billion listens
sleeptoil looms
>>214808056mad how ive never heard of him or his song wtf a billion listens
>>214808056https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bj4i-sW44s
they chiefing they luh clickums outside aren’t they? xx
think dogberg has fleas and the little cunt has been sleeping on my bed for the last fortnight
>>214808005*Sprints towards and punts*
We have to go backhttps://youtu.be/ZJiD2J2NVRs?si=oBi3QaTwXY5uhrwl
>>214808092listening because of the crying apubetter not be shit
>>214808147no you can't do that
Yes, I posted it again
Cans?>>214808147WAHEEEEY*moves the dog so you can fall down the cliff and die*
>>214808136get him nuked
oh ffs it's shit
away from home and posting without a pass and they keep making me "wait a while before posting"how do the cattle put up with this?
>>214808136
>>214808191Me after wiping for the 400th time
>>214808186seems a bit excessivelittle cunt is due his jab in a week toojust went to brush the inside of his ear and saw two little grey things moving around
poo doesn’t grow on trees
get him abandoned
Lads stop posting for a while yeah? I'm downloading a game and my internet connection needs time alone to get it done
>>214808049>>214808109And for some reason this gives you an erection, eh?
>>214808274what game
considering not only becoming the oldest person alive, but also being the only person alive who was born in the 20th century. Just something to do innit?
>>214808265some lichens look a bit like gull poo
>>214807978PC requirements seem to have jumped quite drastically in 2006/2007 compared to the PS2/Xbox era, and this was still before all information came from the internet, so odds are even those zillennials who had xbox360 (or even a computer that could run crysis) were playing it in 2008 after it had been out for a while
>>214808295Mass Effect Legendary Edition so all three MEs :)
>>214808316fuck are you on about
>>214808332
any good ones in your pepe folder then lads?
I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED
My poo smells like shit
this is like when houseposter made other people watch house md. now there's a mass effect epidemic
>>214808382
>>214808382>oi mate!haha
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1745962954434616.webm>When she asks what do British people call their grandma.webm
>>214808420>houseposterbizarro /brit/is there a leathermong around here too
>>214808394
>>214808356if he doesn't remember playing mass effect 1 in 2007, odds are he played it in 2008
>>214808286just stating a fact timmy xx
GCHQ trying to round up all the incels with this one >>214808382
Wisconsin. Might move there
>>214808492eh?
>>214808516GentlemanlyCharmingHandsomeQualityYep, that's me
>>214808543
>>214808492CRUMBLIGN at this, very witty>>214808558Mousenonce = housenonce = houseposter
>>214808296>only person alive who was born in the 20th century.Will be a '99 or '98. I'm too old at '93
>>214808504I probably played it around '09, enjoyed it immensely, 2 and 3 just weren't the same
Shoot your shot in Utah
>>214808296Would like to see the 22nd century personally.
Mental how if we make it to old age people will be fascinated we were born in the 1900s
Haven't cummed in weekStarting to enjoy being horny more than cumming
sexo with garrus
>>214808621>Mousenonce = housenonce = houseposterHouseposter is not mousey, he's just a nigga who likes House MD
>>214808671Imagine how mental the world will be by then.
I think I will actually die on Mars in like 2072 in some retirement community sphere
>>214808726are you intellectually disabled?
>>214808505don't need to sign your posts mate
>>214808753...yh
is it kind of weird that swayzak and dave from disaster transport look the same? what are they saying?
Listening to Alice in Chains. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
doing jack's secondary missiontaking miranda with me for spite
>>214808731i'll be in the retirement community hypersphereguess my future family just love me more or somthing idk :/
>>214808808eh?
>>214808677I still think it's mental that Charles Dance's dad was a Boer War veteran
>>214808056great example of how a shit song can become popular, just use a simple chord progression add a catchy chorus and you're basically sorted
Rorke's dad is a Bore War veteran.
>>214808844oasis in shambles
>>214808056whohuh
>>214808844shut up you daft twat
>>214808829something to do with 'X:\ No Way Out'
>>214808878Well that's Rorke's dad done, he's in tears, he won't be attending the rally tomorrow then
>>214808621stupidest post i've ever read
>>214808901alri declan
Lads. LADS. Be QUIET, PLEASE! My game is downloading and my internet connection needs to concentrate!!!
>>214808670is that moab?
>>214808844is it really shit if it becomes popular though?
Unironically the most evil looking person I ever have laid eyes upon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGgfFGrN88s
>>214808970Is the Book of Mormon broken?
>>214808967GRANGLE GRANGLE
Went to the Opticians today and you know when you have that chart of letters you need to read off of? They've replaced it now with a list of 90s Britpop bands. I think that's what it was anyways. Whole thing was a bit of a blur
>>214808967how far through is it now?
>>214808996man with black hair and grey beard??? qrd????
>>214809018:|
>>214808967you're about to embark on an epic journeyenjoy every moment
Complete bollock destruction
>>214808996Looks like me
>>21480902114.9GB downloaded :) 97GB in total. Estimated time? Two and a half hours x
>>214809018:/
I miss parklife posting
>>214809076unironically my gimmiqùe
jez is much more evil than mark, but mark is definitely evil.
>>214809076PARKLIFE!
the loathsome grangler
>>214809053Total testicular annihilation
>>214809064you should be in bed by then
>>214809104Jez isn’t evil at all, just stupid. Mark is an evil seething midwit.
>>214809104the whole point of the show is realizing in the end that they are both the same and equally horrible
Dying Light: The Beast sold out on cdkeys. Will NOT be paying the extra 15 quid and buying it on Steam.
>>214809150I disagree, Jez does much worse things in the show than Mark.
>>214809118PARKLIFE!
>>214809104they're both runts that don't even qualify as evil
>americhad dies>sparks civil war in shitain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmFr5aSAb8Qmark is brilliant
>>214809187Such as?
>>214809236????
civil war happening outside... very scared very scared
like part of the joke of the show is how they're constantly drawing distinctions between each other in their own minds imagining themselves as totally different types of people but in reality they are more similar than different in the ways they are very stunted and messed up
Wish I could fall asleep cuddling a woman tonight - maybe tomorrow night
>>214809252THERE'S A... THERE'S A DEAD BEAST IN OUR BIN, JEREMY
apparently the kirk shooter was a brony too lmao
>>214809034>>214809072guy walks into a bar and asks for "the third best Britpop band". Bartender walks off and comes back with a glass of orange juice and says, "here you go mate, this has got Pulp"
>>214809288rorke and rasheed
>>214809236mate we had a literal paki grooming/child rape scandal that was covered up by politicians and multiple police forces and that barely sparked a riot let alone a civil warsmoking poo if you think some yank mongloid getting his head blown off is going to start anything over here
Dan da dan dan da dan
>>214809185am waiting after it releases considering 2 was a buggy, woke mess
also smoking poo
>>214809317Not a bad joke but there's already a band named Orange Juice, so rip it up and start again
>>214809286what about?
The halloween alani is so good
there are people who can't see what mark does as evil because they relate to it and don't want to see themselves as evilsad
>>214809344PARKLIFE!
guarantee if you asked 100 people on the street who charlie kirk was less than 5 of them would know who he was prior to this week
>>214809252Kill and eat a dog... Kidnap a bloke... Be a love rat...
>>214809364how much do you think edwyn collins was influenced by bryan ferry?
>>214809357Should do the same desu but I'm one of those wojaks that love new products
>>214809438It's because his name is Scots, in normal English he's Charles Church
>>214809445didn't mean any of ita victim of his own stupidity desu
>>214809364I call your mum the lead singer of Pulp the way i always Cocker
just shit out some weed
>>214809510Nah he definitely meant the kidnapping and love ratting
>>214809438My airhead middle aged mother of two colleague knew of him before he got shot, and name dropped Candance Owens and Nick Fuentes, & she has admitted to never having voted & often asks me to explain geopolitical happenings to her. Not saying you're wrong, but you might be surprised
labubu urara
>>214809536rorkes mum is a groyper :skull:
>>214809463yeah probably
Best part of having a gf for me was slapping my knobby on her face and watching her wince and grin
>>214809561yes me too
right then well thats laburara
>>214809438I know of him from his videos but i didn't know his name, desu I thought it was that scottish guy who walks around manchester going on about lefties
got hiccups fucks sake
Can he do that? Can he post the labubus?
>>214809557She's my colleague not my mum, not that I'm Rorke
>>214809574for me its having someone to wake up next to and not feel like a totally isolated failure in life
>>214809574shouldn't have been doing that should you
disagreed with charlie krik on many points but at least he wasn't anti-white
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757551831903889.mp4Can't believe this actually happened
Accidentally bought pink "Juicy" velour joggers when I needed smart trousers for my new job as an accountant in the City tomorrow What a nightmare start to my career!
>>214809623Aye that parts good too, but that sense of power battering her face with your hard knob - corrr
>>214809622yh but shes still rorkes mum by the sounds of it
^_^
Writing a lengthy novel
>>214809656WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
Just wanked to a video of a girl farting out cum while filmed by what I assume is her boyfriend. Fantasized that it was my mate and his gf and they are laughing at me as I desperately eat his load being farted out by the gf. Also was a bit of poo mixed in, blink and you miss it type stuff but I saw it. So good.
Zesty ahh thumbnails
literally me in tk maxx trying to cop some discounted polo shirts
>>214809720
>>214809748Why do you need polo shirts, you never go anywhere
>>214809728Him and Phil Foden would make an excellent pairing. Get them shipped, post-haste!
my all time low was waking up on a wednesday afternoon in my bed covered in piss with a knocked over bottle of cider that had semi dried and made my floor all sticky, my room reeked of piss and cider and i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror (harrowing) quite the miracle i managed to turn my life around really
Fat cunt sister and her fat cunt bf are bringing their fat cunt child over tomorrow to meet the family. Shall be shutting myself in my room with catberg until they've fucked off
>>214809748and yet, you didn't get on it
um
>>214809767off tae uni
>>214809778hateful ghoul
>>214809772and
>>214809778rancid spectre
bell cab pip
>>214809778You sound lovely x
>>214809811i did heroin with a girl on a long boat once
>>214809778foul apparition
>>214809807>>214809819I'm a lovely lady they are evil mongs who repeatedly stole from my mum
>>214809772I heard Turning Point UK was named after this
>>214809768Foden zestmogs Gary by a country mile
>>214809778evil male freak
what does it mean when people post 'ahh' in the middle of whatever else they're saying
Youtube just casually showing me my dream gf, literally my exact type, but she lives in Quebec and is probably a lesbian and even if those things weren't true I would never have anything this good in my life https://youtu.be/5NgFszLmKX8
>>214809863its a subtle nod to the bisto adverts
>>214809863It's slang for "ass"
>>214809778loathsome poltergeist
>>214809778Your sister and her husband must be breathing a sigh of relief right now
>>214809794because stimulating the vagus nerve helped
>>214809863negrofied zoomers
>>214809879kek
>>214809772You turned your life around since webdnesday? Anyway yeah I've been there mate haha. Luckily haven't gotten piss meself drunk in a while but I know how it happens.
finna play my fav gacha Blue Archive because why the fuck not? It's not like I'm drinking or smoking or doing smack or anythyn lyk dat
>He's here
>>214809619>hiccupsFOY
might get my arsehole fingered by a woman
>>214809877they/he lol
>>214809778yeah they're the problem. hateful little rat
>>214809863It's ghetto negro slang
bought a dvd today and the lad in hmv was trying not to laugh at how old fashioned I am
>>214809884what seriously? its the same number of letters why would you change ass to ahh?
>>214809923Is that the SAME unfunny pic spammed talking about a /brit/ personality?? upvoted, EPIC banter hahahaha!!!
>>214808056played the riff for Brazil during freshers week in 2019 and lost my virginity to some south african girl who I played it to
>>214809933just fingered?
sleeping in a hotel and the sheets stink like sexed off minge
>>214809968Should have lectured him on the importance of physical media
>>214809976did you play wonder wall and smoke on water too
>>214809957Girls in their 20s that give off the energy of teenage boys and are often gender confused into thinking they are trans are my type, leave me alone.
>>214809919based Sir Blue Archiver
I don't know who Declan McKenna is, he sounds like a Cliff Richard sort of man
>>214809990
>>214810004good point lad it's not like I paid cash or anything
>>214809968They just don't understand us
>>214809919
>>214810017doesnt bother me x carry on xx
>>214809728*in a mockney accent*mate, the bankers the bonuses the bankers the bonuses, mate, the bankers the bonuses, mate
>>214809987yeahshe's a doctor you see and she's inspecting my prostate
>>214810026wired for sounding
What a life bros...
>>214809990I slept in a hotel once in London and there was a used condom stuffed into the fire detector and the hotel jannies left it there
>>214810016No, but I played blackbird by the Beatles and made them think I was a virtuoso because I played a Taylor Swift song I'd never heard before by just looking up the chords and playing it to them.
>>214810071oh...my granpa got his prostate removed decades agohe's now a full hundredget yourselves checked, lads
off to bedhave to go to leeds to get brotherstein early tomorrowfucking bastard
Went for a wonder round ikea this evening and a young lesbian couple were going the same pace as me. All 3 of us powerwalking through the kids section.
Team please remember that my fat sister being irredeemably evil is part of the /Brit/ canon and there was a whole arc dedicated to it throughout 2024 and the start of 2025.
Oo I think a weekend trip to Brighton is on order soon xx
hope this duckmon I caught can fly but his wings look too small
>>214810039our cross to bear, lad
>>214810158shut the fuck up and knife yourself again
>>214810147imagine that. could get shagged all day and never get a boner
>>214810158nigga we hate you. we are on your sister's side
>>214810152kek
>>214810158creepy hateful salad fingers tranny
>>214809990I read somewhere that apparently 50% of hotel kettles have been pissed in at some point
>>214810222>>214810225>>214810252Take it to /Britfeel/ you foul mutants
>>214810158Post your tits again you slag
>>214810279that's where you came from though isn't itfuck off back there
hello guise going to do some grunting GHUUGGH
would you lads bop your head to thishttps://vocaroo.com/173ZahR2I76w
>Take it to /Britfeel/ you foul mutants
>>214810272100% if you only include hotel rooms i've stayed in
Some of the times I've seen young, cute, happy couples, I literally get incel tier rage. Doesn't happen often but when it does I've had that heart-drop sensation and my vision goes grey and I can't feel my arms and legs for a few seconds. I can fool myself into thinking I'm not missing something until I see that and it sends me directly into the void.
>>214810223he got plenty in his time
feeling like a right goblin tonight
Why you being the joker dude?
fucker partied in a chateau right after ww2man he lived it all up
>>214810402sc
>>214810346unlucky mate
>>214810393
>>214810402
>>214810244you may laugh but i had a horrible sinking feeling walking through that
Got a lovely bunch of coconuts ladsbig ones small ones some as big as your head
>>214810448This is the Mind Raper
>>214810443gordito
>>214810448Jesus Christ how horrifying
why do people say skrillex is some highly respected music genius when his music sounds like absolute shit
>>214810535because they're stupid
OK now post the best ABBA song go
>>214810535came and wentbut it did come hard
>>214808005why'd you brits do this?
>>214810577https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulZQTrV8QlQ
>>214810584Why do you chop the tip of your penis off?
>>214810535my sister like him and listen to him everyday
>>214810535idk about music genius but hes basically the godfather of EDM
>>214810577https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8snot original, just good
>>214810443pre ai kino
they getting they luh waves done aren’t they? xx
>>214810535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NxsyC4kVPMHe gave us the greatest television scene in history
>>214810697No they aren't, it's past midnight. All the barbershops are shut
>>214810535When has anyone ever said that, I've only ever seen him clowned on. He had like three years of dominating the flash in the pan genre that was dubstep, that's it.
>>214810638Ever... you know
where does the poo come from
>>214810704Lolling my arse off at this, so flippin random xd sauce
>>214810638is ur sister fit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYLxjXuxqU
>>214810742From Emma Watson’s bum.
they’re singing RnB classics in the shower rn aren’t they? xx
>>214810718even daft punk said it
>>214810627a fellow abba enthusiastno one must know
i propose the new flag of england to recognise it's newly vibrant and stunning diversity and evolution
mum shouting me for dinner and me doing the akira slide as i enter the kitchen
>>214810822singapore be kidding ne
>>214810843scroom
like this?
>>214810822Lmao
>>214810822Will be waving this at the Rorke rally tomorrow x
>>214810843you crying when you hit your knee on the cupboard
Uganda be kidding me!
>>214810956idgi
love my gf so much, likes the same music as meplays instruments with medresses coolisnt a generic normal mongis very caring love her to bits me, going to marry her actually
Rorke’s nan getting the St George’s cross shaved and dyed onto her skin fade ready for the Tommy Robinson rally tomorrow
Rorke's mum getting GOTT MIT UNS tattooed onto her chest
>>214810973want to say mean things but there's a chance you're genuinego for it, la
I always cry at weddings it's just the way I am
>>214810973Haha yea..
>>214811106always the bridesmaid never the bride x
>>214811106i cant control my tears when im hungry
>>214811122kek
>>214811122done that fag
>>214810973good lad
>>214811106I will blub like a whale at funerals and I bet I would still do it even if I never knew the deceased and I don't know anyone there at the funeral
daddy is going to marry me actually
watching a very beautiful video about the Andromeda galaxy and our own Milky Way galaxy colliding x
>>214810843Lord Chuffington over here with his large kitchen
>>214811284>>214811284>>214811284
>>214811286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_57YLTds0
an early new made by a yank? shan't partake
bottle of water says consume within 3 days of opening but it's been here for about a weekreckon it's safe? surely water underground for a million years doesn't suddenly get a 3 day time limit once I open it
>>214811600only one way to know for sure
