tom hardy I guess edition
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755652232838097.webmBeautiful video about our solar system
Sacked tranny on /rus/
a coward dies a thousand deathsa soldier dies but once
anyone else
You’re not allowed to say the N word on 4chan except for /b/, /pol/ and a couple other boards. I reckon it’s time Hiro got rid of that rule.
>>214811312this is the human destiny to prevent this collision
>>214811346cringe
not had anything to eat in 11 hoursfeeling hungry but not sure i should eatshould be getting some sleep reallystuff to do tomorrow
its uphttps://youtu.be/JU_8fJjtGxA
You have ordered one, right?
>>214811430you can have some soup
>>214811346https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755655133454903.webm
>>214811385corr that is loads
landed on tuchankakrogans don't know
i understand general relavitity i watched a pbs spacetime video about it once
>>214811474i dont actually have soup inshould really get a few tins for the pantryive got a pepperoni pizzaor mackerel fillets i should have eaten earlier. could warm them up and have them with noodles but its a bit of big meal for this late hour
>>214811481gemmie
feeling an ichiko aoba kind of mood tonight
>>214811481How did you gain access to my internal monologue?
>>214811396what's most unnerving on a cosmological scale is the event horizonthe idea that the universe is expanding into pockets where every movement is working against expansion of space itself that inevitably isolates realities within the same universe, that will never have any contact even in the form of awareness of each other
>>214811481Nick land after 2 pints
so so glad summer is ending
Your mum's so fat she has an Event Horizon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lawMOyAuQ4I
burning all of my piss bottles
so how are we all doing
>>214811882not good
>south african dude dragon ball z hentai doujin page gets deletedloved the art bro, glad it took so long for it to be deleted
>>214810535What's your most and least favorite Skrillex songSeriously, I'm asking you. I'll wait for a reply.We're going back to like 2013, but here's a rundown on every conversation I've ever had about americanized dubstep:>god, I hate dubstep. It just sounds like an orgy of obnoxious sounds>yeah, it's not really everyone's cup of tea. Which song is your favorite, or which one do you hate the least>oh, I haven't really heard a ton. It's not really my thing>are you into electronic music? I think Skrillex made a house song>oh, I don't know who that is. I'm more into jazz and prog rock>you've never listened to it before, okay gotchaThey heard Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites and that one scene in Breaking Bad.I'm not going to say that Skrillex really needs 10 listens before you "get it", but they have literally never listened to it before. Dubstep is a concept or an idea in their head and they don't particularly care for it.I think Skrillex may be one of the most shapeshifting musical artists in electronic music. He didn't even really belong to a genre and people just gave him one. Electronic music in general is fairly ill defined, but these people start going "ackshually" extremely quickly and take a house flavored trap / techno / grime beat and start saying that it doesn't count because early house music didn't have a lot of vocal effects.
sex with an ugly woman
>>214811882fine just killing time before everyones asleep so i can poo x
>>214811882Mighty fine, thanks for askin' partner
Tom Hardy looks like a poof
bed for me. dont bother saying goodnight for i will already be asleep by the time you reply x
>>214811734getting a bit nippy though
Insane how many typos and errors BBC News make these daysAre they employing from the same class as the Grauniad?
>>214812016gn
>>214811938it's all i want but i can't have it because the powers that be hate me
Did another one of those grim trikepatrol wanks
>>214812025Just atrocious
>>214812036Sir Keir MUST intervene
>>214811914what's up
>>214812040get the sissy hypno on
imagine you had worked your ass off for 31 years to have a wife and two kids, plan to take them on family holidays, then retire and then you just get shot and die instantly
>>214812040try edging
>>214812056would be irritating
>Seven men jailed for 'brutal' doorstep murder
imagine growing up in Cornwall, proper freaks out West
>>214811511for you
>>214812082could never be me...........
>>214812082yeah haha imagine thatthat would be sooo weird lol
>>214812080>this is Thomspon and Venables now!>feel old yet?
an entire wall made of corn?
>>214812080My phenotype on the right
>>214812101>>214812109these niggas deadass cornish
>>214812080rorke turning his cross eye to this one
genophage was rightwe need one on darkies
My gut microbiome is so fucked up I literally have internet issues when not eating a lot of food.
>>214812137maybenothing special about cornwall though
>>214812127never been to Cornwall, heard its nice (at least ive heard as someone from Cumshirt)
>>214812082bloody Bristol would be bad enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLZgYML_idk
>>214812155get on the actimel yogurts. one a day done wonders for my gut biome
Cum on the shirt. Corn on the wall. Poo on the ham.
Mormonism is the White man's religion.
there are 3 regular users of the extraflags extension to 4chan and all of them are gay
>>214812222orthodox church is the white mans calling
>>214812223who would do such a thing
>>214812115Mad how if a UK flag made this post they could go to prison since even joking about their identities is illegal
>>214812223i dont use extraflags
>>214812222>>214812234Catholicism disagrees.
not a british poster -- but shouldn't all british posters be in bed right now?
>>214812238nova scotia
>tfw read the "if you read this you're gay" on bbc news and now I have to be gayhow do I get out of this?
>>214812305At least you saw the clown who hides from gay people?
Hey Rorke! Catch!
https://x.com/i/status/1966247044248633525 mental that
>>214812240I heard your government was considering trying to resettle them to Canada or NZ because it was so hard to protect their anonymity. Idk why they'd think any other country would want literal baby killing psychos.
>>214812305identify as a female
>>214812323Imagboard not a link board
>>214812315who?
>>214812323screamingso this is rorke
>>214812273listen mate we run this site so pipe down yeah? bedtime is when we say it's bedtime >:)
>>214812278:)
>>214812277well then!
>>214812305sir "you are gay if you read this"
Mate you dropped your gay card
wonder if there are white criminals who justify their actions through anti-racism >yeah rorke im the bad guy and im not black, OWNED!
>>214812356impossible as mines is on my phone
>>214812356Thanks *bends down to pick it up with my arse turned to you*
>>214812323poo screaming
>>214812356Gay people do not have a card you homophobic oaf.
>>214812323how did they get her to agree to that?
sir halifax region
>>214812356Oh cheers mate haha I am a bit clumsy
>>214812392
>100s of innocent black men killed by police>rorke: silent>50,000 palestinians killed, most women and children>rorke: silent>fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic hatemonger who loved guns and said that mass deaths of children in school shootings was the "price to pay" for the second amendment is shot to death mid sentence doing apologetics for the second amendment>rorke: THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED AND IF YOU AREN'T CRYING AND PRAYING TO JESUS RIGHT NOW YOU SHOULD BE DOXXED AND FIRED AND YOU WILL GO TO HELL! ALSO ALL THOSE GEORGE FLOYD JOKES FOR YEARS WERE FINE BUT YOU CAN NEVER JOKE ABOUT THIS SACRED GROYPER EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>3 years ago >Elon posts about a doge meme >stock tanks>today>Elon quoting black crime statistics on twitter>stock soarswhat happened why is elon's behaviour not an issue as much anymore?
just browsed Twitter for the first time in 5 years and goddamn what a cesspit it's turned into
>>214812370noticed a lot of trannies go for shoplifting and other petty crimes cos laws are cisheteronormative or whatever idk
>>214812415He blackpilled the whole world
*pats my trouser pockets**pats my jacket pockets*err... anyone seen my gay card?
There will be so much bloodshed. But so much progress will be made. New nations will rise.
>>214812417the truth is it was like that before, just for the other side
she's so fit it's unreal
>>214812305Nowt that can be done, your homosexuality is air tight and cannot be undone.
Mum joi dirty talk loading…
>>214812427(me, the gay gremlin): eh heh hehe heeeeeee *scurries off like a gay gremlin*
sorry but says here your gay card is past expiry
>>214812407>you: making up imaginary people to have arguments with
>>214812427*files it against my freshly manicured nails*looking for something hun? x
spainlard not getting a single (you)what has /brit/ become :/
>>214812427Have you checked your bum?
>>214812322*flails my arms like a runt*
I keep my gay card with my gay bank
>>214812427just scan your Quee R code
>4:45pm>about to go home very happy with my week>toilberg catches me before I dash and tells me 2 huge cunt things I have to do so Monday is going to be intense as fuckcouldn't he have just sprung that on me by surprise on MondayI'd be far happier soiled the weekend
>>214812457Why are you talking about Charlie's career like that?
>>214812485pull a sickie
>>214812485hmmmmmmmm yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh anon we're gona uhhh need ya to put shift in for the team.... *tsks* yeahhhhh
leftypol wrongly thinking rorke is complicit in the genocide of palestinians
it's not even that good
Thread reminder:Racism, sexism, homophobia or transphobia will NOT be tolerated in the /brit/ community.
me when my browser tabs stop working but i know i'm in /brit/
>>214812542shut up you gay nigger tranny bastard
>>214812323there's still hope for me
>>214812530be having dreams that im a gangsta
Might clean up the Thames
>I wouldn't shag her. She's 60! bellowed the homosexual
>>214812617likewise if you wouldn't shag a woman a quarter of her age you're also a massive poofter
>>214812617nobody has ever once said that about liz hurley
this general is absolutely bonkers
>>214812635
it's barnawners
i'm only 30% gay less gay than you lot you stupid gay cunts
Good night.
catyankian >>214812669
>>214812664there's no harm in giving your ringpiece a rub every fortnight!
Catberg just woke up from a dream and made a very weird noise
has garyeats poster told us what the pokemon of the day is today
Einmal wird unsere Geduld zu Ende sein...
Honestly don't care about the demographic decline of the yookay anymore, it's already past over. Every white kid below the age of 18 now is A-tiktok addicted ADHD retardB-commie fucktardC-dysgenic council estate terminal bennie mongD-wannabe roadman wigger/agressive chavLook at this shit man https://x.com/i/status/1966408385181741166 This is literally what youth culture is now. I wish the pandemic had actually been real and given us a clean slate so we could have been spared this depressing shit.
>>214812732it's only been an hour and a half give him a chance will you
got two of the yellows on mcd's monopoly lads if anyone's got coventry street we can go on the £2k holiday together
>>214812721describe it
>>214812740he has one job: tell us the pokemon of the day not difficult is it
Give it a rest Adam it's nearly 2am.
>>214812635um
>>214812763not surprised that his wife would be a grifter freak as well
>>214812739rorke scared to go outside because he saw a tiktok prank
>>214812763would give her a right seeing to bet she needs it as well now that her hubby's dead
ok give me 5 examples
>>214812763https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEI7oX0XxJw
>>214812800
^3^
remember when leftypol had worldwide riots because some crackhead wog in america died that was mental
>>214812757wwwwwwUUUUUURRRRRHHHHHHH
>>2148128652020 was just like one long fever dream. Genuinely felt like shit was kicking off that entire summer.
>>214812798>hurrr it's a prankI know you don't leave your room ever because you don't have a job, but for those of us who have to use public transport every day, I can assure you it's no prank or skit.>hurr they're just kidsThat's even worse, because you cannot win against kids. Batter them and everyone is against you and you go to prison. Or, you can get harrassed or robbed by them instead. Lovely stuff. Had the pleasure of seeing my bus driver harassed by some nig who suppsedly forgot his zip card despite looking 25 minimum. Lovely stuff.
pep ball bidorblab lipped
>>214812763>Husband's head blown off>Scan this QR code! It will take you to our merch website!
the suicidefuel, as it were
>>214812897Any reason why you decided to reply to your own post?
>>214812882>those of us who have to use public transport every day
>>214812739this is fake as shit, no way some little pretend roadman white boy would actually confront someone like that
>>214812900err
how much longer is this emergency alert test meant to last
>>214812904I didn't
>>214812897ayesurprised they gave it 2 days instead of 1 in all fairnessbeat my expectations
>>214812763there were rumours she was having an affair
>>2148129236 more days until the noise stops
>>214812923Do NOT think about the Event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V81Y9gW2Gv4Get kicked around for your whole life because you're an emo kid.Start a band and start touring when you're about 15 years old.Make music for whichever audience shows up for it and don't particularly care who it is.Become discovered because you invent a new sound that sounds unlike anything else and you put it on the internet for free.Everyone else rips it off and almost all of it sounds worse, this starts getting played at venues and giant stadiums and a trailer for Transformers.Proceed to have angry britons yell at you for disgracing the name of dubstep even though references to dubstep were basically a footnote and the rest was his own invention.I've spent my life since adolescence wondering if the day will ever come when people look back fondly on 2007 hot topic dyed hair screamo "ethos", and it's basically here.A decade and some odd years later and you have the privilege of teenagers walking around playing dressup with a copy of a copy of a copy of something contemporary because gen Z thinks plastic belt buckles with a skull on them are cool.
>Any reason why you decided to reply to your own post?
what it was like to be 23 years old in 1990 detroit michiganhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKVoDd7lTk8
>>214812763wonder if she takes it up the arse
>Erika Kirk vows to keep the campus tour going - just days after her husband Charlie was shot dead in the one in Utah.what, she gonna do it now?
Spaintwat defending himself on a VPN
>>214812941I watched a vid on their "love story" today >they met at an airport where he proposed she come for a job interview>this "interview" became dinner at a restaurant and after the 3 hours at closing time he says he can't hire her....because he wants to date her>she said "can we be friends" and he said "no I have enough friends" and she has until Saturday to make up her mind when we go on a real date>on that Saturday date he said he had bought the two of them tickets for Hawaii and THAT is when she realised he was the oneas soon as he flaunted his cash she was head over heels lmao
Ah yes the weirdo yank evangelicals are now even more emboldened to influence US policy to be even more extremely pro-Israel just when public opinion was turning against them
Just seen like 5 off-topic posts in a row. Would be a shame if someone reported them, especially the first post in particular
>>214812982convenient isn't italso just when a lot of new epstein evidence was released
>>214812923>>214812958concentrate on sir magma chamberwe can end it herewe can end it for all time
mad how gay i am
>>214812974imagine being 6' 5" and famous and still having to flaunt millions to have a woman be with you
>>214812964love videos like this
>>214812993
>>214812999he is a bit of an annoying spacker desu imagine having to put up with that 24/7I'm sure he wasn't completely identical to how he was when he was pwning college kids but I never saw much to like from the chap
Daily 2am dollhouse melty
>>214812974say what you will but that story still involves passing multiple shit tests
>>214812982not really true though is itall the kirk fans are going to fuentes who hates israel
Thinking about Emma Watson clogging a toilet.
I mentioned about a week ago that my cousin went to Ingerland to study microbiology or some shit. She's been sending me snaps nonstop and apparently all she eats are fries? What's up with that?What constitutes the average bong's diet these days?
>>214813012>I'm sure he wasn't completely identical to how he was when he was pwning college kidshe was shot whilst "debating" at a college so what do you think
>>214813026Bangladesha be kidding me!
>>214812918Literally the only sensible way to get around in London mate nobody drives unless they're a tradesman or delivery driver.>>214812920They absolutely do act like that, it's not fake. 11 year olds are acting like that, usually because they are hanging around with big brother in toe or the like. They confront people to look hard, and also because they know that most people aren't going to do shit because realistically what are you going to do if a kid is harassing you? There's no winning. I don't know why people are in such denial, this shit happens. I see it myself.
>>214813027I meant in his private life.Everyone glazes the recently deceased so it's not terribly reputable when they say how sweet he was behind the scenes, but he just seemed like a completely annoying twat.
Made this fucking gin too strong haven't I
>>214813026tell her to eat ready meals every single day and almost kill herself that's the authentic university experience
>>214813043>gin at 2amcould you be more depressing 2am is modelo time a carlsberga bloody hot chocolate if you're a mentalgin is a suicide fuel drink
Beer before wine you'll be fine. Wine before beer you're in the clear.
Powerful stuff
raining cats and dogs outside
>>214813097leftypol in shambles
>>214813076why is that?
eating spoons of apple butter straight from the jar
Right that's my alarm set for 9am then
>>214813124evening rabbi
>>214813026does she cook at home? there were some international students at my uni who had no idea how to feed themselves.
>>214813124where is the proof? there is no proof
>>214813124>working on a saturdaywhyI do wonder what it'd be like if I worked an office job on a Saturdaywaddling into central London with it being completely emptybet it'd be fun for a day before I hated it
>>214813097what's funny is that there probably hasn't been a higher-profile assassination of a non office-holding political figure in America since MLK
I am ready for the nothingburger tomorrow.
>>214813002me toolove randomly finding stuff like thispeople seemed so different
>Tommy Robinson doing a huge rally in London todaychrist almigty how boringwhether it's Palestine or Remainers or Extinction Rebellion or the Are Tommeh people - why are people so eager to throw away their Saturday?
trans rights straight down the ol' jappers
Bet she has a pooey bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPWH8UbBxRE2am mood
what film should i watch x
>>214813150does Jimmy Hoffa count
>>214813136I think she can do some very basic cooking, but definitely not as well as her younger sister. I haven't seen her cook anything by herself so far. I don't think she has been eating anything homemade sadly, and the other day she bought like a dozen packets of chips called Walkers or something. She hasn't been very responsible with her money so far (she bought tickets for a Weeknd concert happening next year and the tickets were pretty expensive). I just hope it doesn't put too much of a dent in her wallet. If the living cost in UK is anything like the US and if she doesn't get a part-time job soon I can see tough times ahead.
>>214813272Is that what you told your uncle?
>>214813262that was among the Italians, real greaseball shityou get a pass for that
>>214813261the butterfly effect (2004)
>>214813261honestly?Be a white man and watch WALL-EIt's fucking great.
>>214812193actually I just drank some sugary drinks and it was enough to get rid of in game lags
wonder what this lad thinks of all thishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Kirk_(footballer)
>>214812485why is toilberg such an asshole seriously
>>214813261honestly?Be a white man and watch Black PantherIt's fucking great.
>>214813319He privated his Instagram account lmao
#214813261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wilYlY07WOw
>>214813261Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mVrCWqZHl8
>>214813367ill pick up where i left off since im having my meal, ty
Tom Hardy is so attractive
ummers
um
>>214813425genuinely looks like me
>>214813425too big
Dark Side of the Moonor Wish You Were Hereyou may pick only one
DIOGOA JOTA DEAD AT 28
>>214813490Obscured by Clouds
>>214813478The image that radicalised a generation...
>>214813517The image that was not even seen by the people that actually needed to see it
>>214812040Same, remember orgasms used to be absolutely mind blowing when I was like 13-18 they were so intense my legs would tense up and my toes would curl. Now that I am in my 30s most of my orgasms feel mild unless I edge for forever and even then they dont feel nearly as strong as when I was younger.I guess this is just part of getting older.
>>214813490wywh
Just accidentally clicked on a webm of a chinese man with a fetish for beheading, wanking while getting his head chopped off. I dunno, is there really any much point to any of this?
>>214813552Umm he was Vietnamese akshually
If your grandfather asked you to kill him would you do it?
>>214813543I think we should stop jorking it mate
>>214813552seems like a fetish that's better in theory than in practice
>>214813561Sorry I will try not to be so insensitive next time.
>>214813541many did see it, they just didn't care or thought it was, on balance, a Good Thing
>jerk off for decades with no real breaks>omg... it doesnt feel that good anymoreyeah i wonder why
>>214813561Also is it true that the guy who butchered him ate him afterwards?
Ok I WILL watch Kpop Demon Hunters !!
>>214813667Grubhub ass looking movie
>>214813631yep
>>214813678https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6tT_PMnEbU
scooby dooby doodone a pooshaggy thought it chocolateshaggy took a bitehes alrightbut now hes at the doctors
>>214812959>I've spent my life since adolescence wondering if the day will ever come when people look back fondly on 2007 hot topic dyed hair screamo "ethos"I kind of do but not really because of the style but rather because I really like the 2006-2011 time frame because I was playing wow all day listening to that kind of music while pvping.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1757727378895552.webmI genuinely miss the late 2000s though, everything seemed a lot less gay and the internet wasnt really mainstream yet.
>>214813713unrealistic satire
Asian women with gigantic arses… I know they’re out there..
>>214813744https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752299824224224.webm*drops a nostalgia bomb*
>>214813770You are not the rizzler
>>214813714what are you 12? fuck up, retard
>>214813714scooby dooby doodone a pooshaggy thought it chocolateshaggy ate the shitein one bitenow he’s at the doctors
>>214813788>>214813782k y s
>>214813777Numa Numa guy spottedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqd1Gvq-RBY
>>214813770imagining this and wanking
>>214813788scream
4hour edging session and i am satisfied
>>214813821what about wanking while getting your head chopped off?
>this is my design
consulting the bones
pretty dead thread
>>214813841That’s an Asian pastime too.
>>214813881
>>214813782>12try tripling it then adding 12, subtract 10, there lies teh answer to thy question at hand
>>214813881dr lector?
Looked at some massive tits today
women are just so fake
ngl id go gay for mads
>>214813882your mum consulted my bone
I think a woman might have been trying to engage in flirty conversation with me at the Chick-fil-a today but I was genuinely to flustered about my debit card being gay and not reading and needing multiple swipes to engage in talking.I kind of feel like I have arsed up what could have been a good opportunity.
>>214813894haha would you look at the time!*starts necking you*
Scooby dooby dooDid a pooShaggy thought it was chocolateShaggy took a biteOf the shiteAnd now he's at the doctors
>>214813932best not too assume someone talking to you is flirting, it can lead to... how do I put this politely, awkward sitiations
>>214813932what did u get from chick fil a :3
>>214813944lesser than
>>214813957Poo Sheisty looks like what?!?!?
Might consult a globe tomorrow
>>214813948i assume all women are flirting with ne unless proven otherwise
>>214813925alri hideo but why are we scanning this woman's feet?
>>214813957What is in the negroid’s brain that makes them not want to present themselves as responsible and respectable citizens?
>>214813957>that one forgotten vegetable every time I open the fridge
>>214813982SCREAM
>>214813982scrmoble
Just witnessed an omnitard fudgewuffin mudpuppet
>>214813982...get a career in stand up and fuck off already
>>214814019the raped
>>214813948It was more of a "She might have been but I will never know because I was too pissed at my debit card to actually give her more than 1 word responses so I will never actually know if she was or wasnt" kind of vibe.>>214813950Spicy deluxe meal
i'm going to make the newplease don't do it before me
got called creepy today
*makes the new before the other lad does*
thinking of purchasing mark waids the flash omnibuses
>>214814037liar
'i met your father at chick-fil-a, he was ordering the Spicy Deluxe meal and his card wasn't working'
>>214814094What could have been
>>214814109>>214814109>>214814109
